Batman & Robin Eternal #9 Storytime

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>>77874744

>>77874744
thank you

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>>77874909
fucking street signs captchas

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>>77875065

>>77874963
JFC Harper shut up,You cannot out sob story anyone in the bat family.

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>>77875087

>>77874811
>three different forms of shark repellent

kek

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>>77875108
The end.

Take out Harper and this would have been a perfectly good issue.

>>77875124
Fucking why

>>77875253
Because this weekly wasn't terrible enough already.

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>>77874987
>Just one panel of qt Dick Robin
But...

At least we got >>77875008 out of the way. Nice to see it unfold in the first half instead of waiting.

No Cass, no care. Seriously, for being supposedly one of the main characters of this series, she disappears from the storyline a lot.

>>77875124
...I like Azrael. Why do they keep making him a bad guy?

>>77874929
>street signs captchas
Right? I fucking hate those.

>>77875529
This is the first issue she hasn't appeared in

Bane and Jason are pretty fun together.

>>77875124
aw shit Jean Paul is back

this would be more surprising if the list of names in issue 1 didn't spoil it already

>>77875046
Jason always has his mind on the alcohol doesn't he?

>>77875804
Being a generic bad boy is the only thing that differentiates him and Dick at this point

So who bets whatever their using is just Lazarus Waters to heal these people?

Oh and Ra's Al Ghul is behind everything. Even mother.

>>77875804
It's become a weird cross book recuring plotline, in Robin War he started a bar fight.

is batman dead or something?

>>77875912
>>77875912
He has amnesia so he isn't Batman in the batbooks

>>77875124
JPV is back.
I'm pretty indifferent to him, but could have been worse

I didn't like what they seemed to be doing with Bane at first, but I'm now cool with it. He's pretty fun, and so is Jason. Surprisingly. Tim wasn't bad.

Why do they try so hard to make Harper so terrible? Why are we supposed to like her? I'm so done. If her scenes weren't the only ones with Dick, I would've skipped them. I'm doing that from now on, unless Dick is in the same scenes.

Azreal certainly makes things interesting. Is he the perfect Robin? Or is that supposed to be Harper?

I'm glad they're actually pushing forward with Bruce and Mother, though. I would like more of qt Dick, but this is okay. It's funny, the flashbacks are still the only actual good parts of this series. Orphan continues to be a complete waste yet again, and we still haven't been introduced to the Sculptor, so I guess that'll be in #10 or 11.

>>77875124
Oh yeah son.

>>77875124
All I want is a Bane/Azrael rematch.

>>77875997
>It's funny, the flashbacks are still the only actual good parts of this series.
I hope it makes a complete story too because it could make a nice storytime later. There isn't enough qt Dick Robin that isn't decades old.

>>77875124
More new old characters... yei

>>77874944
Does anyone like Harper? She's just so whiny and ugly

>>77876300
I've seen some people like her for being gay with Cass and Steph and for not taking TIm's shit, but that's about it.

>>77876213
That would be awesome! Great idea, anon.

We really do need some Robin stories with Dick, it's been a while since we had an actual story about him.

>>77874837
>Neither Orlando and Valentine on scripting duty

Yeah, this is going to be painful

>>77876300

not at all

>>77877093
Orlando's two issues were pretty mediocre though

>>77875124

So he's flipped sides again

>>77874811
So does nobody know what to do with either Jason or Tim that doesn't involve putting them with each other and hoping for the best?

>>77874889

Where did Tim's wings go?

>>77878401
Do you really blame the artist for not wanting to draw them?

>>77874963
>>77874987

Harper you're beginning to sound like 90s to early 00s Huntress (under bad writers who only knew, "Waaaay I had a gloomy origin woe is me." and Stephanie's "Cass is my friend. MUST FIND HER!"

She really is a glued up Bat member. .

>>77875008

Okay I hope a Dick and Cass vs. Mother kung fu battle be the endgame of this series dammit.

>>77875008

Aw hell Jason dies and that's when Bruce goes to her. Calling it.

>>77875124
>>77875124
fuck yeah motherfucker!!!
fuck the Quesada Veto!
Azrael is back

>>77875785

Not to mention Tynion has been not so damn blatant about it in interviews either.

>>77875865

Tynion said Ra's is not the endgame and wanted Cassandra's origins to be different with no Ra's or the League of Assassins in an interview at CBR.

>>77878738

Well he could draw just a cape, say "FUCK THE WINGS!! I WANT MY RED ROBIN TO HAVE A CAPE!! A CAPE!!"

>>77878990
Does he not know that readers hate different?

>>77875008
Does anyone else feel like Bruce is really out of character here?

>>77880298
What makes you say that?

>>77875124
I'm kind of curious how Knightfall played out in the new 52 given that JPV wasn't around yet.

>>77880463
Bruce just gave it to Dick instead of JPV

>>77880298
There were some awkwardly worded panels on that page, yes

>>77874855
A better question is why the Order of St. Dumas built a garish Disney castle on top of the world's most infamous super-prison?

>>77874909
Where did Bane's mask go?

>>77883089
He took it off and died

>>77875997
I like Harper. She's Babs Batgirl but better.

As for Bane
"Not All Men!" is he MRA or something?

>>77880298
He certainly jobs like a punk bitch and runs off like a coward after being completely and utterly outmaneuvered. Typical Snyder-era Batman early in the arc competence.

>>77883197
This Bruce isn't old so he has an excuse

>>77879693
We hate "worse".

Why tie Cass's origins into some shit that will never get mentioned again after this series is over with when the LoA pops up with regularity?

>>77883239
I refuse to believe in a Batman that was ever so lame that he couldn't punch out an old woman with a stick and her loser bodyguard.

>>77883702
Ok

>>77875529
Holy shit Cassfags really are the worst.

>>77883313
Yeah, God forbid we have a hero whose adventures don't constantly revolve and tread back to their origin story.

reading bumpity

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>>77883702

Do you believe in a Batman that once pissed his pants?

>>77874944
>>77874963
Why do the Robins even tolerate this bitch? She's useless, self-entitled, and an absolutely condescending cunt. As soon as Dick deigns to criticize her even one bit she starts crying about how hard it is being her.

>>77889104

But she's better than Tim and Jason! Dick said so!

>>77874944
>city government, they're all gone
>Prague municipal council gone
Oh if only...

>>77889425
It's not too difficult to be better than Tim or Jason. This issue is the worst she's been in this so far but Tm and Jason have been worse

>>77883025

The answer is of course, BECAUSE THEY COULD.

>>77883313

I think it's being tied too the League of Assassins. There have been so many freaking martial artists in the DCU who've been tied to or stuck on the League.

It hasn't helped at all Lady Shiva.

boop

>>77875529
Why do you even want her in this badly written series?

>>77894059
Maybe he believes her very presence will make it better.

>>77875124
Muh Azrael.

>>77875124
Didn't Bruce borrow his sword and armor in Inc.?

>>77896552
Wasn't that the OTHER Azrael?

>>77874889
Jfc Jason must be strong as fuck

So has Jason been retconned to be the Knightfall Robin? Has he fought Bane before and I missed it?

>Issue focuses on two characters no one gives a shit about
>Big "surprise ending" reveals another character no one gives a shit about

At least Jason got his ass kicked again

>>77900806
>again

>>77874963
I hope she turns out to be a villain.

>>77875030
>Inserting Spanish at every opportunity
Is this how people think Hispanics actually talk?

>>77902452
Only if they are the only hispanic in the room.

>>77902405
Nah she's gonna be Cass and Steph's new best friend unfortunately