SPIDEY STORYTIME

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>>77871643

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>>77871676
4mb is too low desu

>>77871643
wonder what caused anon to stop?

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>>77871815
>2002

>>77871643
>Bradshaw
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>77871676
>luchador Spider-Man costume

I love it.

>>77871815
>>77871844
She's my favorite Spidey villain, dunno why.

>>77871844
so in the anad marvel universe, hashtags were a thing 15 years ago?

so are you ded op? i can continue if you dont reply

>>77871982
I think it's just establishing where the sliding timeline goes in this soft reboot of a world.

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>>77871844
>>77871982
Well the tech could of certainly been there

>>77871833
ah, nvm

>>77871844
>smartphones and selfies
>New ORIGIN era stories

They do realize that was about ten or twelve years ago, right?

>>77872054
>could of
m8, I appreciate the dumping but learn your grammar

>>77871815
>tfw you'll never get hit by a rabbit waifu
:(

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>>77872054
So Sajani's here, I wonder if she'll be a bitch here as well?
also
>Osborn without cornroes
Absolutelyharam.jpg

>>77872114
>They do realize that was about ten or twelve years ago, right?

When Spider-Man appears in the MCU, hes going to be a teenager.

This is clearly viral marketing for that. The TPB will be out in time for Civil War as well.

>>77872147
So is Jessica in a coma at this point?

Also
>No Cornroes

Fucking artists. I swear I'm not buying this unless it turns out to be an origin story for the hair.

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>>77872115
have
>>77872147
Gwen!?!
uuuu

>>77871969
She's hot and shows off her legs all the time.

>>77871676
Zangief!

>>77872147
Teenage Sajani is kind of cute.

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>>77872237
That's totally Flash there.

>>77872229
Depends, she was sent to the bunker nearly 6 months after the bite (if I remember right) so probably.

>>77872293
I don't like this Gwen, and what the fuck is wrong with Flash's hair?

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>>77872293
>>77872250
Agreed

so is MJ showing up in this or what?

>>77872310
That's Cindy. I mean Jessica Jone's who also attended this highschool.

Damn I wonder who else has origins here.

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>>77872340
Otto outta nowhere

>>77872293
Is this story taking place in 2015? Because teenage sluts learned their lesson about clown makeup a while ago.

>>77872293
I thought Flash was a blond.

>>77872293
>Flash is apparently dyeing his hair if this is canon
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was hoping this would be way better.

I'm a little sad about it.

>>77872390
Ah! I keep getting those two mixed but because I'm a moron.

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>>77872397
Oh snap,
Gwen getting flashed confirmed
Poor Peter

>>77872410
No it's set back in 2000 or 2001. (2015 now. 16months ago in universe Peter said he'd been Spider-man for over 13 years)

Let's just hope they ignore 9/11 because no one wants to remember that comic.

>>77872397
He doesn't look too old. Was he really only that decrepit in the future because of Cancer?

>>77872410
>Implying the eyeshadow isn't hot and the blush just fucks it up

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>>77872410
It's at least 14 years ago
>>77872488

I want muh Mary Jane Watson dammit! Screw Gwen Stacy.

>>77872488

>Peter keked himself

Yeesh

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>>77872662
>Otto reads the bugle
My squigga, patrician taste

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>>77872771

The pacing is a little fast.

>>77872956

I like it, got an old school feeling when stories weren't stretched over months to fill up trades.

This is sort of reminding me a bit of Parker's First Class from a while ago.

>>77872293
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I am out, is she fucking smoking? Also Peter didn't meet her until college JFC just work with Liz or the characters Peter did have.

WTF is up with Flash's hair.

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>>77872956
These are supposedly self contained issues.
>>77872918

>>77872293
Why is young Gwen always based of Ultimate Gwen?

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>>77873142
Now where have i seen this before?

>>77873163
Actual past Gwen was kind of a bitch.

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>>77873199
>Those Osborns
Is the artist a THREAT or a MENACE /co/?

>>77873215
She acted nothing like this. She wasn't a tough girl, she was a snobby beauty queen type. This Gwen here is literally Ultimate Gwen Stacy

>>77872488
I think to myself in the second person all the time.

>>77873295

Wait, is Harry black?

>>77873295
Well it's not like people actually have cornroes as an hair style in this modern day and age.

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>>77873295
Aww

>>77873295
Norman is William Dafoe now.

Also, is this canon or is this another alternate universe Spidey? Are they actually rewriting canon and erasing the earlier books?

>>77873298
Exactly. But Marvel wants people to like Gwen, so they use the more likable, more attitude-y Ultimate version of her in this book. Or they just don't give a feck about characterization, could be that too.

>>77873363
Is Lisa Ann black?

>>77873454
She sure is black-ed, at least.

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>>77873295
>Norman Osborn looks like Khan now
I never knew I wanted this.

>>77873295
Was Norman secretly Doom the whole time?

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>>77873449
It's canon and there's nothing you can do about it
>>77873448
Stormin'

>>77871643
On the one hand, I'm not sure about Gwen's entrance or clocking Flash, or the fact that for some reason he's got dark hair, or that one of Slott's dopey characters have found their way into it. But it's also got a fun, Marvel Adventures vibe to it, and I've also gone ahead with a subscription, so I'm in.

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>>77873602
NEXT TIME:
Hydro-man!

Unless the writing in the book itself states it, I'm going to treat this as a rebooted Ultimate Spider-Man, it's the only way the anachronistic technology won't bother me.

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Thanks, OP. This was a decent first issue.

>>77872386
>>77872707
She's coming.

>>77873100
>Aaaaaaaaaaaand I am out, is she fucking smoking?

She's smokin' from all the Grrrrrl power! Even football jocks who are 50 times as strong are no match for it!

>>77873696
YES!

>>77873696
Guess Bradshaw decided to skip the glasses for Peter in the actual book. I like the slightly nerdier look here.

>>77873696
oh look, there's a girl that puts on a wig and could be gwen and mj

>>77873449
You'll have to wait to see if they change their hair or not. If they don't then you'll have to wait and see if the Osborns in Slott's run have regular hair or Osborn hair.

>>77871844
After Secret Wars, this was 15 years ago. But soon it will be 2016 so this is probably 2001.

>>77873696
gwen and mj looks kind of old.

>>77873814
We already saw Harry in the latest Amazing, he looked the same. Norman had plastic surgery again and is wearing bandages like the Unknown Soldier.

>>77873828
It's current time, so Amazing Spider Man takes place in the future. There's no way it's 2001 because the tech is too advanced.

That kinda sucked.

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>>77871844
and this is right before the bunny developed an obsession with Spidey

>>77873687
Is that my man, mud-thing?

>>77872147
>Osborn without the hair
WHO AUTHORIZED THIS

>>77873298
>This Gwen here is literally Ultimate Gwen Stacy

I'm okay with that in general, but it isn't good 616. Unless somehow Ultimate fused into the past that was 616 in the end of Secret Wars or something, altering the past and present somewhat.

>>77873990
More like it was 2001 now but when we get to 2027 it will be 2009 there so, it will rescalate itself eventually.

>>77873918
>We already saw Harry in the latest Amazing, he looked the same.

As in Osborn hair? Cause I remembered the last time I saw him he was in disguise as Heisenberg.

>>77873990
>There's no way it's 2001 because the tech is too advanced.

Maybe as comic book super science approached the threshold that would allow an explosion of accident of science heroes and villains some tech jumped ahead of where we'd recognize it?

>>77871844
Kinky

>>77874337
He had eight months after Secret Wars to grow it back out. He works for Parker Industries as...I think their CFO or something.

>>77873687
well that wasn't...terrible

it wasn't particularly good, but it wasn't terrible

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>>77874337
Yep.

>>77872147
So I recognize Sajani, Peter, Flash, Gwen's head, and is the girl in pink meant to be pre-accident Jessica Jones?

Also I wish my history teaher had been allowed to keep all that cool shit when I was in high school. We just had a million posters with timelines of major events. Which was kind of cool I guess

>>77874511
it's probably not so much that your teacher wasn't allowed, he just didn't have it

shit like that can be expensive, and, you know, teacher's salary and all

>>77871643
wait... so does this actually fit in with 616 continuity? ...fucking how?

>>77872293
Wouldn't it have to be 2003 at a minimum? "A Long Time Ago, We Used to be Friends" is a reference to a Dandy Warhols song.

>>77872147
>Harry
>not weird looking and unattractive as a kid

>>77875209
on top of Twitter being founded in 2006, smart phones becoming widespread in 2007-2008, and Instagram in 2010, there's a whole lot of anachronisms if this takes place 14~ years ago

What the fuck IS this book? Is this just supposed to be, like, a modern retelling of ASM #3?

>>77875303
I'm sure Tony Stark invented all those things a few years early or something

>>77875494
It exists to undermine the people complaining about where Slott's taking Spider-Man, and who don't like Miles.
'Here's your young, white, screw-up Spider-Man. Stop whining"

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>>77871676
>Not BONESAW IS READ-YYYYYYYYYYY

Fucking Dropped

>>77871844
Why boner?

>>77875642
Yeah, I get that, but is this supposed to be in 616 continuity or an AU or what?

>>77871815
A gun-brella? Does she think she's the Penguin?

>>77874511
One of my history teachers in high school just had a shut ton of films, every inch of the room was stacked with old school film projector canisters. It was awesome, all we did was watch old history movies.

>>77875642
>who don't like Miles

But that's everyone.

>>77877968
Tumblr loves Miles. Scarily so.

>>77877968
Miles is hilarious when Bendis isn't writing him.

>>77875960
If it is 616 it wont last that way. But given just how different everyone looks from their modern counterparts I'm guessing its non. Black hair Flash, Mexican Harry and Norman just dont lend themselves to 616.

>>77878266
Hilariously awful, you mean.

>>77874504
do these idiots not have meetings to make sure the art is consistent?

>>77878266
when doesnt Bendis write him? I've only read Bendis Miles and that shit hasnt been good since Uncle Snoop Dog died

>>77871676
Fuck, I'm laughing my ass off because that wrestling scene is just reminding me of Heathcliff.

>>77871844
Three pages in and I'm erect.

10/10 comics

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>that wrestling costume
>Flashes hair
>Not Bone saw
>The Osborns hair
>That spider-sense
>Gwen in high school
>Sajani
>Ulimate Spider-Man costume
Everything else was good though, I like this artist. This is supposed to be canon?

>>77879496
Hickman wrote him in Secret Wars, and Waid is running him in the All New Avengers.

>>77872293
>Gwen's super tough
>O.M.G.

I'm about to drop. This is horrendous.

>>77871815
I want to fuck that rabbit. And Black Cat. At the same time. And Silver Sable, and what is it with spidey chicks and white hair? I LOVE it

>>77873295
>I am so tweeting this

Doesn't date the fuck out of this book at all.

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>>77879692
>I like this artist
He needs to stop being so lazy and finish the web pattern on the mask. The hell is up with that?

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>>77872293
spectacular gwen was best gwen
fite me

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I don't get the purpose of this issue

It slightly fucks with the established characters, it goes way too fast to be aimed at new readers, while old readers will just be annoyed at the mountain of things that have changed for no reason or have been emphasized to the point of feeling like a parody (Hashtags? "So tweeting this"? Gwen's personality?)

Not a fan of the overall style either but that's just personal preference

+ Fun spidey stories
+ Short and self-contained
+ Fun spidey stories
- Osborn hair

>>77879949
To be fair they have like 15 years until that's a problem.
If anything it's too relevant since this is supposed to be 15 years ago compared to current canon.
>>77881193
Best Gwen
Worst Girl
Except maybe Sally and the Black girl...was there a Black Girl?

>>77881607
>Fun

I wouldn't exactly say that, it's hard attempts at being hip are bad.

>>77881808
Sorry, I mean light-hearted. It's something different from continuous drama slog.

>>77881193
>spectacular gwen was best gwen
>fite me

No. Because you're right.

I'm not sure how to feel about this issue.
It was by no means, BAD or anything but it was pretty mediocre at the same time.
It's not by any means terrible, and certainly better than some recent Spidey things but it feels bland and almost attempts too hard to be hip despite this being in like 2003...maybe?
It's still unclear whether this is 616 or not, but I'm just gonna go ahead and say it isn't because it doesn't feel like it is.

Also I'm not sure what's going on with the Osborns' or Flash's hair.
>>77873295
I mean in the first panel he's in, the hair kinda looks like Osborn hair but done in a not cornrow-ish style. Kinda odd how both Osborns seem almost Spanish or maybe mixed. Especially odd considering in 616, if this isn't 616, Norman can be a pretty racist bastard.

Overall, I feel like the highlights are the pages with Spider-Man just being Spider-Man and the beginning showed some promise, even with the hashtag and selfie weirdness. It's just kinda mediocre. I kinda liked it, but it also kinda doesn't sit well with me either. It's harmless.
Also no Bonesaw or Human Spider so instantly 0/10
Actually I'd give it maybe a 5 or 6/10. 5.5/10 I guess.

>>77881607
>All these retcons
>Gwen is now Ultimate Gwen
>Smokes
>In Highschool
>Apparently doesn't like Flash that much
>Flash dyed his hair
>Norman is now Willem DeFoe
>Osborns are also POCs now
>Also no iconic hair
>Probably no longer distant cousins with Sandman
>No Web Wings
>Sajani looks more token that she's ever been
Other than that. Pretty enjoyable book.

>>77882279
>Norman is Willem DeFoe
>Osborns are POCs
You can't have both. They could just be generic swarthy white guys. I don't get why they'd make them generic swarthy white guys though. Atleast give Norman the hair, I can understand you want Harry to look coolish or whatever but why Norman?

>>77879692

Bonesaw is from the Raimi films. In the comics it was Crusher Hogan.

>>77879906

>I want to fuck that rabbit. And Black Cat. At the same time.

I think that's the premise of one of the latest issues of that Spider-Cest Patreon comic series.

>>77881726

>and the Black girl...was there a Black Girl?

Glory Grant?

>>77871844
>ties her up in webs in the middle of the street
>gags her
>puts a shaming card on her
>makes her humiliation extra public by posting it online

My dick is diamonds.

>>77873449
They're trying hard to go for the Raimi's movies feel.
>black-haired Flash
>Osborn who looks like Dafoe
>Ock's trenchcoat and shiny red lights at the end of the tentacles

>>77882092
>It was by no means, BAD or anything but it was pretty mediocre at the same time.
>It's not by any means terrible, and certainly better than some recent Spidey things but it feels bland
Sounds like Silk.

>>77885386
>>Ock's trenchcoat and shiny red lights at the end of the tentacles
Also, tentacles are evil, not Ock himself.

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>>77885386
To be fair, this is far from the first time Norman has looked like Dafoe, it's just that previous times he's had the weird Osborn hair.
>>77885448
Yeah, same writer and all, but Silk did manage to make Silk a likable character, which is an accomplishment.
But other than that, it is kinda bleh.
Still one of the better Spider-Books on the market and whether that speaks of the quality of Silk or other Spider-Books is up to you.

I liked it, it kind of felt like a cartoon.

>>77873295
Why do the Osborns look Persian?

>>77873295
And so with great cosmic might reality was restored, but whoever did the restoration did so see it fit to mess with Peter's timeline, and so Peter would forever be haunted by never knowing exactly what Osborn's hair looked like and would be too afraid to ask Flash if he dyed. Amen.

>>77873602
I'm still waiting for another comic book writer to even have a hint of Gwen's possible attraction to Osborn in their book.

>>77871815
Why does this look so fucking awful? Its almost unreadable

I love the art in this and this book obviously exists to placate those of us who aren't keen on what Slott's been doing with Amazing.

I'll take it.

I think this is 2000 or 2001 (maybe even 1999 if you really want to push it)

To explain the gap in technology, just remember that despite how most of the time writers kind of ignore it or don't bother mentioning it, the tech that even civilians have is decades ahead.
They have all those gimmick devices that were kinda impractical for us but for them its working 100%, and robots and nanotech are more advanced in their world.

So Spidey and Ultimate Spider-Man are happening parralel to each other? This is all sorts of interesting to my brain.

>>77872293
Yup. Done.
The High School kids were never abusive to each other in the Lee/Ditko run, they just had 'bants. Pete gave as good as he got and it only got physical one time and that was in a in a boxing ring.
Plus Gwen wasn't part of the high school cast.

At least they didn't have Ben getting killed the same night as Pete's first wrestling match.

>>77872558
It wasn't cancer, it was just his body failing after all those super-powered ass kickings he had received

I take issue with Otto's jawline being so goddamn dashing.

>>77878712
Christ Harry and Norman are a single shade darker than Pete and suddenly they are Mexican!?
Rich people get tans.

>>77871844
Based peter. Now just fuck her in front of everyone.
I demand porn, now

>>77871643
Ok so I just read this. Can someone explain what the hell is going on?

Why is peter taking a selfie and the hashtags?

What is Sajani doing here? Why is Gwen here? Where's Liz? Where's Betty?

How is this supposed to fit in with the rest of the 616 stuff?

I mean... The comic is p. alright and is good when compared to slott's crap also damn bunny is hot secks

but seriously what the hell is going on?

>>77894087
unless stated otherwise, this isn't 616//8 but some other Earth.

I'm surprised by /co/'s reaction to this book. I thought this was great. Fast paced, fun, great art, and it kind of feels like the Raimi movies a bit. This is a lot better than Slott's dogshit and whatever Bendis is going to do for Miles. Adding this to the pull.

>>77894320
You're completely right. The continuityfags here are full of it. They just can't accept a fun book when they read one.

>>77894128
Well, according to Marvel Wiki, it's the 616 earth characters appearing in this issue.
I think they're retconning Spider-Man's early days.
Marvel is full speed on self-destructive mode.

>>77894320
>>77894337
I think wether it was fun and had good art, it is completely subjective. It wasn't fun for me and I found the art to be merely... not bad but not good either.

>and it kind of feels like the Raimi movies a bit
>implying that's a good thing

I'd take Slott's dogshit (no argument there) any day than this.

>>77894320
I like the book so far I'm just a little confused. I mean. Are they just trying to de-age Peter like how they kept lengthening the time span Steve was kept in ice?

>>77871844
Please tell me there is porn of her.

>>77878266
At least Bendis is consistently awful, when other writers write miles they make him identical to peter, seriously.

>>77894837
There is.

>>77871643
So is this seriously rewriting the early history of Peter Parker?

>>77894320
The book's fine as is.

If they're trying to shoehorn it as the new backstory for 616 it probably wouldn't make much sense since Flash and the Osborns don't look like that. So you shouldn't be surprised at people legit asking questions.

If it's an all new self-contained thing that might have ties to what's going to be put into the Sony films, then I'd actually approve and think that Thompson and Bradshaw should just continue on and ignore what's going on in the current comics.

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>>77872293
So this is Gwen now? Dropped.

>>77873295
SAVAGE

>peter known as stupid
>harry hair
>flash hair
>gwen everything

>>77894620
>implying the first one isn't a fun, corny good time.
>implying the second still isn't the best superhero movie in existence

I liked it.

>>77894320
>great art
More like, lazy art. Can't even finish drawing the full web pattern on the costume. The hell?

>>77894337
>The continuityfags here are full of it.
Yeah, its really fun just blatantly shitting on some of the most iconic comics in the industy (Lee/Ditko era Spidey), right? Nothing says "fun" like retconning those out of existence, right?

>>77895927
>>implying the second still isn't the best superhero movie in existence
It really isn't. The movie is decidedly terrible, actually. Take off your nostalgia goggles, you'll see the truth.

>>77898567
Triggered continuityfag alert.

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>>77898836

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>>77873492

>>77894836
No. If you mean why they're acting like it's 2015 instead of 2001, it's because this gets it ahead of the sliding timescale. It you make it where it should be with the sliding timescale NOW (circa 2001) then it'll be dated within a few years. If you set it in a time similar to 2015, then that means it'll still be canonically accurate to the time it takes place in years from now.

Marvel uses a 4:1 timescale (every 4 years for us is 1 year in universe), so while it's currently ~14 years ago, in 2019, it'll have been ~15 years ago (2001 for us now, will be 2004 in 2019, 2007 in 2023 etc.). This way it won't look dated for a while.

Also all the slight changes makes me question how canon this is supposed to be. Until otherwise indicated, I'm just treating this as an alt-universe like Marvel Adventures: Spider-man or Ultimate Spider-man.

>>77871844
>Let's show a comic book about Spider-man on his past!
>Cool, don't forget the selfies and hashtags

The rest of this comic better be solid gold because the basic concept just imploded right here.

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I like this comic. Reminds me a bit of Marvel Adventures Spider-Man.

>>77880620
I guess it's supposed to be an early version of Pete's costume. So, you could say, Peter needs to stop being lazy and finish stitching his mask.

According to this interview, this is in 616 continuity:

http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/robbie-thompson-swings-back-to-high-school-in-spidey

Fucking Marvel...

>>77872293
>Parker is emmasculated
>Saved physically by Gwen

Dropped like an Algebra class, see you guys next storytime.

>>77875074
>616
You mean 8?

>>77899530

>We want the book to look and feel contemporary, but we're not putting a specific time or era on anything. The hope is that it feels updated, yet timeless

Which is why you throw in hashtags and twitter references, ect?

>>77894620
Fuck off.
>implying anything Slott has written for Spider-Man is better than Raimi's movies
And before you accuse me of LE NOSTALGIA GOGGLES meme, even ASM movies are better than Slott's Spider-Man outside of Spider-Man/Torch mini.
All of those are at least watchable and entertaining in either good or so bad it's awful way.
Slott is just either bland as hell or completely awful.

>>77899558
They're the same thing.

>>77899558
It's both. Earth-616 refers to its order in the multiversal stack. Universe-8 refers to its universal reboot order.

This is the 8th iteration of Earth-616.

>>77871643
>>77871676
>>77871815
>>77871844
>>77872293
This looks more like a reboot of Ultimate Spider-Man, so i guess this is Marvel's answer to the negative reaction to "Death of Spider-Man"?

>>77899713
See: >>77899530

>>77871676
Fifteen year old Spidey actually looks 15? Wow

>>77899776
ok so, this is canon and suposed to take part in 616, yet this first issue feels a lot like the early Ultimate Spider-Man issues

>>77899530

>Q: Over the years, a number of new characters have been retroactively inserted into Peter's high school life, like Jessica Jones or the guidance counselor and AV club in "Learning to Crawl." There's also Cindy Moon, whose adventures you chronicle monthly in "Silk." Do you have any interest in further exploring these new additions to Peter's high school years?

>A: Absolutely -- there's a rich history of Peter's high school life to draw from, from Lee/Ditko to Dan Slott. You'll also see some characters from Peter's life introduced into his high school life that you may not expect. As for Silk/Cindy Moon, she's sadly in the bunker already, but I have to admit I'm tempted to show a quick scene of her at some point -- studying one of Spider-Man's fights. Alone. In the bunker. It's possible I'm a terrible person!

...the fuck? Yeah, lets take this opportunity to insert ALL of Peter's adult supporting cast into his teen years and radically alter their personalities.

So, when they said they didn't want this to be dated, they weren't talking about story beats, were they? Because even if this was a period story about a new superhero, it plays out exactly like how a book about a teen cape in the 2010s would be written.

>>77894320
great fap material

>>77899933
I'm beginning to wonder if Thompson is -actually- a good writer or if Silk's being decent is entirely a fluke.

>>77872771
weakest peter banter I've seen in a while

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>>77899627

The best thing that could happen with this book is go full Marvel Adventures Spider-Man.

I'm asking too much I know.

>>77872114
Sometimes I forget that Marvel has an evolving timeline. Tony Stark no longer got his injuries in Vietnam, now it's Iraq. Peter, save for spinoffs, will always be in his late twenties, MAYBE early thirties. For that to work, the timeline changes so that he started out during the dawn of the selfie era.

>>77884338
Yeah but Bonesaw is just BETTER. This was their one chance to make it canon but they fucked it up.

>>77900110
If Peter starts dating Chat in this I'll send flowers.

>>77871844
Hoo boy I gotta take a minute

>>77871844
BEST OTP

>>77873602
>That last panel
Tht's god.

I'm really liking this so far. Thanks for the storytime, OP. If /co/mrades disagree, I don't care.

I like the concept of this book but the pacing is ridiculous, hopefully it improves. it needs to slow down every now and then and this just jumped the tone all over the place

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>>77871844

>>77872293
>Canon Gwen is now that awful punk version from Ultimate
S H I T

>>77902066
Still superior to the original

>>77871643
This is clearly not canon.
>highschool gwen
>ethnic Osborn's
>brunette Flash
>Oscorp

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>>77873602
>>77873449
>>77871643
Yeah it's canon the same way Chapter One was canon

>>77902192
Give this a read: >>77899530

>>77902289
God, Chapter One was so fucking stupid. Spidey looks like it will be equally worthless.

>>77902584
Sounds like prerelease bullshit to get continuityfags to buy it. Flash isn't going to be suddenly brunette and the Osborns aren't going to turn swarthy with non-Osborn hair.

>>77902730
We've already seen Flash and Harry in ANAD and they still have their traditional looks.

>>77902730
They might. Wouldn't be the first time Marvel has done that.

The alternative (and more likely option), is if they DO consider this new Spidey series officially part of continuity now, they'll fix how the characters look in this series.

>>77894567
>Well, according to Marvel Wiki, it's the 616 earth characters appearing in this issue.

Marvel Wikia isn't a particularly good resource, what with more than half the articles being stubs, outdated, written in borderline Engrish, or blank (What is the fucking point of creating an article that contains nothing but a nearly empty infobox? To brag "I started that page!" in the unlikely event of it ever being expanded?)

>>77903207

See: >>77899530

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>616 is replaced by Ult. Gwen

>>77902721
Nah, if you ignore continuity, Spidey at least reads like it was written competently. I can't say the same for Chapter One.

>>77903679
>Spidey at least reads like it was written competently

Its better than a Slott book. But that's not terribly hard. The pacing is all out of wack and, granted, yes its a first issue, but the characters feel really, really hollow and one dimensional.

>>77902289
Thus far, the only good Spidey revisionist title has been Untold Tales. That shit was great.

>>77872237
>Another Spidey revisionist putting Gwen with Pete in high school
Guys, please I know Betty ain't exactly the most well known, but she deserves her time in the spotlight, she's a huge part of Pete's life.

>>77903894
I liked Marvel Age desu senpai

>>77903207
If there's one thing about that wikia is that it takes the effort to list every single character that appeared or was mentioned in every issue. It's no small feat.

>>77903492
I have no problem with this to be honest family.

>people freaking out about teenage Spider-man comic being "canon"
>what is Season One
>what is Chapter One
>what is Untold Tales
>what is Marvel Age
We get one of these every 5 or so years. They'll call it canon so continuityfags don't just say "not canon, not buying" but that doesn't make it true.

>>77874504
What is with Spider-man canon these days?

There's a world where he's starting over, there's one where he's CEO man, there's a world where the spider-gang team up to solve mysteries.

>>77904226
CEO Spider-man is current, modern Spider-man
Teenage Spider-man is just more stories from when Peter was still in High School.
Spider gang is a bunch of Spiders from other universes teaming up to take down multiversal spider-related threats.

>Spidey = semi-canon stories from when Peter was still in high school, set ~14-15 years ago
>Amazing Spider-man = current Peter being a CEO, set in the modern continuity
>Web Warriors= Alt-universe Spider-men doing Alt-Universe shenanigans, set in the modern continuity but largely divorced from 616

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>>77904221
Marvel Age was never intended to be canon, m8, just a way to introduce and retool classic stories for younger audiences.
If you count that as a reboot, might as well list Ultimate Spider-Man.

>>77904276
To add:
>Spider-man = Miles Morales (Ultimate Spider-man) gets stranded in modern 616 after Secret Wars, acting as Spider-man for NYC while Peter is busy being the international Spider-man
>Spider-man 2099 = Miguel O'Hara (Spider-man 2099) gets stranded in modern 616 and works for Peter as the head of Parker Industries' NYC Branch
>Spider-gwen = Alt-universe where Gwen Stacey got bit by the Spider instead of Peter and became Spider-woman while Peter became The Lizard
>Spider-man/Deadpool = Spider-man (Peter Parker) and Deadpool team-up book set in modern 616
There, does that answer all your questions?

>>77904334
>Marvel Age was never intended to be canon, m8
>Not a "retcon" ... Not a "new universe"! Watch your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man battle his archfoe the Vulture for the very first time in this new, ALL AGES, contemporary revisiting of Stan Lee & Steve Ditko's classic story. MARVEL AGE: SPIDER-MAN introduces new and young readers to some of the greatest stories of the legendary Marvel Universe with dynamic brand new art and a modern flair!
The solicit for the first issue literally says it's canon

>>77903989
She was the first of many babes that Peter dated. She should be more well known. Friggin' Elizabeth Banks played her, after all.

>>77904221
Untold Tales didn't alter the canon, it added to it. Untold Tales was great. The others were trash.

>>77904379
The 2099 transplat isn't the real deal Miggy though I thought. Thought he was a slightly alt uni Miggy.

>>77904431
No, he's real deal Miggy. Not sure where you got that impression from.

Hell, it's being written by PAD. That's all the confirmation you need for it to be real deal Miggy.

>>77904431
No. He is 2099 from PAD's run. Alt Universe 2099 died in Spider-Verse.

>>77904478
I've been taking a break from Spider books since Slott did Superior, been getting info second hand. Interesting they pulled the real Miggy, I was really glad to see him back.

>>77904431
>Thought he was a slightly alt uni Miggy.
...and what led you to that conclusion? That was literally never even hinted at.

>>77904395
I wonder when they decided to change their minds on that, I guess probably by the time they changed it to Marvel Adventures.

It would explain why they were really trying hard to stick to just Betty and Liz at the start.

>>77904550
>I wonder when they decided to change their minds on that,


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Adventures#Marvel_Age_Spider-Man

Apparently in 2005, when it got redubbed "Marvel Adventures", the entire line turned non-canon.

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Welp, this was terrible. No more Spider-Man titles for me.

>>77905226
Yeah, this was so horrible that it almost makes Slott's ASM look good by comparison.

>>77905265
Let us not exaggerate mate, this was a terrible SINGLE issue. Slott's evil has been unchained for many years.

>>77905265
Exactly how highly do you rate ASM to even put it in the same league as this book?

Granted, it wasn't a great first showing, but that's no reason to compare a scratch from playing with a cat to a shit-covered arrow-wound in your eye

>>77905309
>Slott's evil has been unchained for many years.

Nearly a decade, in fact. If you can believe that nonsense.

>>77905332
>Exactly how highly do you rate ASM to even put it in the same league as this book?
It's one of the worst runs in Spider-man history. Maybe THE worst, but at least they didn't mess up Osborn or Flash's hair.

>>77905618
Not when Howard Mackie's shit still exists and not wiped out of existence with any memory of it erased. I don't like Slott, he's bland at best terrible at worst, but Mackie is terrible at all times.

>>77905618
I put that shit on the artist more than the author

Same reason I'd say I like Panda-tits due to Ramos, not Slott (I think she had, like, three lines)

>>77871844
>People are focusing on the embarrassing "look at this social media" part rather than Bondage fetish White Rabbit with dem legs.

This page serves at the perfect litmus test for you dumbasses

>>77905933
>That was my first thought
>I never used to think about bondage like this
>Fucking porn posting on /co/ really has changed me

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>>77905933
I was surprised that no one else seemed to like this. I always like Spidey being lame

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>>77905933
Bondage is a meme-fetish to be honest family.

>>77906214
Dem legs are not.

>>77874415
Yea, this. It's better than most of the other spider books, but that really isn't saying much. But as it stands, the originals are still better. I do like they're going for a more episodic format for this though, more books should do that.

>>77873013
yeah, this feels a lot like Tobin's Marvel Adventures Spider-man.

Which is a good thing.

The apparent love for Slott in this post is really fucking depressing. His books are absolute shit and not even remotely entertaining to read. Saying this book makes ASM look good is hyperbolic to the extreme.

>>77905933
Honestly a teenage Spider-Man today would put his smartphone pictures on instagram and teenage Gwen Stacy would tweet about meeting Spider-Man.

>>77906508
>love for slott

Where exactly is that in this thread? Most are saying this book so far is mediocre at best.

>>77871844
That last panel makes it look like she is getting hot knowing she is tied up next to spiderman. This is also how fetishes are born.

So...is Ultimate Gwen now the go to character for research when people want to reboot Gwen Stacy?

So with this being the new canon, that means "Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot" will never happen. Also One More Day never happened, so you have absolutely no chance of getting the Peter/MJ marriage back again

Since Ultimate Gwen is in this, they should have brought Ultimate Aunt May with her, since nobody can ever properly write 616 Aunt May nowadays.

>>77908408
Slott will never mention anything from this series, in fact he already contradicted it a few weeks ago.

>>77908277
OG gwen was a snooty attention whore. Maybe back in the day such people seemed attractive because of their popularity and unobtainableness but in this day and age people just don't have time for them. So OG gwen gets booted in favor of spunky, energetic Gwen

>>77908408
>So with this being the new canon, that means "Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot" will never happen. Also One More Day never happened, so you have absolutely no chance of getting the Peter/MJ marriage back again

Who cares.

I used to care, years a go, and now I don't, and I suggest you do the same.

>>77905933
>people who aren't too distracted by fanservice to form an opinion about the writing are dumbasses
2Dnialist, please

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>>77908408
>Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot
that was never a good scene. Just made MJ seem like an arrogant dickhead.
>no chance of getting the Peter/MJ marriage back again
Good. On-again-off-again relationships are terrible and self-propogating.

>>77871844
wew lad, this is some grade A fetish fuel

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>>77908564
Weisman Gwen best Gwen.

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>>77871815
>>77871844

>No web sleeves

This bothers me...its not a big change, but fuck the costume looks so much better with full web sleeves

>>77908715
Slott, quit shitposting on /co/.

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>>77872293

>616 Gwen is now essentially Ult. Gwen

Not mah wholesome waifu

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>>77908859
Slott tried to ruin Black Cat. He can go to hell.

>>77873295
>>77874504

>Marvel editorial

>>77906214
Your mom is a meme-fetish, anon.

>>77909102
you say that like MILFs AREN'T a meme fetish

>>77909239
>ur mom
>a milf
Hoping for too much sempai

>>77902584
This is concerning and infuriating but I'm confident in it's ability to be forgotten if it's shit (which it is)

>>77871844
What is her name? Need to research

>>77909980
White Rabbit

>>77908562
>in fact he already contradicted it a few weeks ago.
How so?

>>77908715
I love when Slott posts on message boards, it shows how much of a douchebag he really is.

>>77911523
See >>77874504

>>77908797
That is some delicious bread that Norman is wearing to cover up his bald scalp

>>77909980

White Rabbit/Lorina Dodson

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/whtrab.htm