HE STINKS, AND I DON'T LIKE HIM.

>>>/tv/

>>77864086

But Jim, Spiderman's a tranny!

Always wondered what his character's beef was with Spidey. Did he get heckled by a guy in a Spider-Man costume?

>>77864405
Hating things for no apparent reason is fun, anon

>>77864454
Exactly! Look at this entire site!

>>77864405
his beef is that spiderman stinks, and he doesn't like him

>>77864700
Parker needs to learn how to shower or else the gay truck loading industry will never love him

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Remember when I used to babysit ya?

HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA

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Guy with 8 hands... sounds hot.

>>77866147
How kinky is the goth culture in new york?

>>77866147
I wonder where they found that Nosferatu cosplayer.

>>77864808

Oh, Uncle Paul.

>>77866359
It's pretty fun
>too vanilla to get with one

>>77864405
I always imagined that his brother got put away because of spiderman for something relatively minor like stealing car stereos or something.

>>77866147
Blew my mind when I found out this chick was Xena.

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>>77864086
DRESSES LIKE A SPIDER
HE LOOKS LIKE A BUG
BUT WE SHOULD ALL JUST GIVE HIM ONE BIG HUG
LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE SPIDER-MAN

>>77864086
>>77864405
Pay attention to the very next cut. This dude is clearly one of the crooks Peter beats up.

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>>77866147
I recognize that chick in the back.

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>>77867394
>You will never fuck the tumblr right out of a girl

>>77866147
Remember when people were allowed to smoke in Marvel productions?

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>>77864405

> short, bald truck driver who doesn't like Spider-Man

Obviously he's the Rhino.

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Impressive

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>>77867490
I wish they all got good ends like that. It really is like a cult, and not many of them make it out with their sanity intact. Or their life, in worst cases.

>>77867935
God damn I love the aesthetics of this movie.

Looking back it really feels like a western answer to Kamen Rider

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Never forget the day based mods stepped up and banned faggots for meme'ing the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movies

Why is this trilogy so quotable?