RWBY/RT General #613: Total Eclipse of Ruby's Heart Edition

BANNED

>>77854244

How did you draw this? What's the process and what program did you use?

I need to draw some weapons for my OCs.

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>>77854320
How could you ban something so adorable?

>>77854254
http://rwbygame.com/
Shouldn't this be in the OP?

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I think the file name says it all.

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PHYREXIAN PENNY WHEN?

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I'm just gonna mark my territory right away.

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If this is generals, I don't know what I was participating in before.

>>77854425
I already did that for you
>>77852921

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>>77854407
Best fear boner

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xth for the nation of RWBYg

And for the issues that plague our tiny nation.

Dead heat between 2 and 3

A recent poll has revealed high levels of dissatisfaction among the populace about tax rates.


1. "Do you know how much of my year's work goes to the government?" demanded angry worker Finlay Barry. "Too much! Government spending has gotten way out of control. It needs big cuts in welfare, health, and education. But leave those subsidies to business alone. We need them to create jobs."

2. "It's not the AMOUNT of tax, it's where the burden falls," says student activist Peter Eliot. "And at the moment, far too much of the burden is falling on the poor. People on high incomes still have more money than people on low incomes. I don't think I need to say anything more than that."


3. "I don't object to the amount of tax, I object to where it's being spent," says social reformer Megan Dimitrov. "I'd like to see everyone have a choice as to where their Rubes go every time they fill out a tax return. Everyone would feel a lot better about opening their wallets if they had a say as to where the money went. I think you'd see a lot more public money going to education and a lot less to business."

http://strawpoll.me/6155204

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The last main character of any non-rwby media you consumed is now in Remnant. How do they fair ?

>>77854445
Izzet a shit

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>You will never come home from a long day on the job
>You will never hear the sound of a baby crying
>You will never walk into the room and see Yang Calming your child down
>She will never calm the child down and put him to sleep
>You two will snuggle together watching TV in your home as your kid falls asleep
>you two will never go to sleep holding each other in a loving embrance
> You will never come home again one day and see Yang's dead body drop down as you open the door and see Neo jump out the window with your child

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>>77854496

My Neo folder only has 31 images i feel like that's too low.

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>>77854584

>>77854526
Uh, does Totalbiscuit count?
Because based on what Qrow was playing, Remnant doesn't really need gaming critics.

>>77854526
MOTHERFUCKING ONE PUNCH MAN.

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Yo RWBYg. what's the word?

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Best girl.

>>77854584
Aww. That's kinda cute.
>That last line
WHOA! Okay that is not where I was expecting that to go.

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>>77854526
>Megaman
He'd get along great with Penny, that's for sure.

>>77854425
Soon fellow Compleat

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>It's a combat skirt

>>77854634
Sure

>>77854398
Ah ok I'll replace the release trailer with that link next time.

>>77854254
Super RWBY?
Live and Learn?

>>77854526
>Master Chief Petty Officer John-117
Pyrrha is going to Steal his Armor

>>77854526
>>77854644
>Saitama

ONE PUNCH
IT'S OVER
ONE VICTORY AFTER ANOTHER

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>>77854645
Ladybug.

>>77854584
>Yang?
>You married Yang?
>Oh, and got busy!
>It's a whole family of hunters!

>>77854645
Grimm Eclipse came out.

what's good bear?

>>77854526
>Dynasty member from Tropico 5

I wonder how Ozpin would react to a dictatorship popping up outside of Vale.

>>77854645
Grimm Eclipse is now out
Price will go up later
Insert HappyBurniemerchent.jpeg here
Also waiting for Thursday night football

>>77854687
Megaman for me too, but it was battle network

>>77854696
3 seasons, and they still can't make crossed arms look right

>>77854726
And when everyone's a Hunter

No one will be.

Weiss, but with downs syndrome.

>>77854700
>>77854398
They really should update that character art, eh?

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>>77854811
she already has autism

>>77854584

damn anon whats gonna happen to the baby

>>77854807
Fuck off Syndrome

>>77854738
Neato.
Just trying to determine which story to do next. Got it down to two.
>>77854738
>>77854760
does it look good?

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>>77854721
>Ruby's slippers

>>77854526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a15gihWu1SM
Uh...he'd probably be best friends with Oobleck

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>>77854333

Lineart was made in paint.net.
Colours hastily added in paint for this thread.

First I sketched what I wanted to draw in one of those tiny notebooks with the ripable pages.
Then I googled the weapons I wanted to use, and placed them so that they roughly form the shape I want. In different layers, of course.
Then I use the line tool to make the lineart.
The rest is just spending time on it.

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>>77854407

>>77854860
No, you're thinking of Blake.

>>77854505
3. Easily. 2 is "fuck hard work = reward" and that's fucking stupid.

>>77854866
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
It looks like a RWBY game
I'm just about to buy it to lock in my game before the price jumps

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>>77854914

Why is Neo so cute.

>>77854861

I dunno dude, I can't write for shit

>Barry Allen in Remnant
Time to show Ruby what true speed really is.

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>>77854526
>Touhou
>Marisa or Reimu
>Reimu because she's cooler
>HFW Grimm

>>77854969
because she hasn't spoken a fucking world in the entire show yet but people faun over her for some fucking reason

>>77854935
Not to get too deep into it, but would you want the average person to determine where tax money gets spent?

They are all shitty answers.

>>77854866
whatcha writing?

>>77854988
Wally West was here. Barry a shit.

Also have this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odU1bHaYNDQ

>>77854861
It gets evil and you have to decide between killing it or nuking Boston.

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>>77854584
>mfw

>>77854988
meant for >>77854526

>>77855023
Someone is salty.

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>>77854914
>>77854969
Gotta love Mojo's artwork

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>>77855023

>>77855049
I mean we didn't let education slip, right? It's non-compulsory past 7th and the educated get to vote, right?

>>77854571
Golgari-fag please.

>>77855023
Want some fries with that salt, bro?

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>>77855023

>>77854969
>you will never be Neo's hubby
>you will never stay at home being the best house-husbando while she goes off to work
>you will never make her her favorite meal, pb&j
>you will never stop her as she's about to leave, give her a goodbye kiss, and a carton of milk

>>77854935
>>77855049
2 wins
Lets move on!

Scientists using cloned human embryos for research are on the verge of a medical breakthrough.

1. "It's really very exciting," says lab head Hope Spirit. "Until now, we've kept very quiet, to avoid being targeted by lunatic fringe groups who for some reason think it's wrong to clone human embryos. It's too early to promise anything, but we hope that one day we will have genetic cures for a whole range of debilitating illnesses. I certainly hope the government will support our work."

2. "Well, if you have to be part of a lunatic fringe group to object to this barbaric practice, I'm a lunatic," says placard-waving protestor Zack Li. "Of course it would be nice to cure these unnamed diseases, but at what cost? They're messing with the sanctity of human life. It's wrong, and the lab should be shut down immediately."

http://strawpoll.me/6155379

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>>77855049

I always thought it was the way she destroyed yang.

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>Catgirls are considered lesser people

Okay what the fuck man.

This is a world where humans and furrys coexist and your gonna make the furries be lead by an extremist?

Please tell me this gets better. I'm literally watching my dream fetish (catgirl sex) be stepped on by this awesome animu.

>>77855220
>3 is the only one voted for
>2 wins

Strelo/k/ crashing this ship.

>>77854526
Afro Samurai? Sweet.

>>77855208

>TFW You and Neo's child was actually stolen from Yang and another Anon

>>77854584

>>77855120
It's not so much a matter of education as it is the fact that people will put their money towards things they want, assuming that someone else will cover the other aspects. So you would have a situation where education and social programs (both of which aren't going to be solved by throwing money at it) get a shitload of money while defense and infrastructure are neglected.

>>77855220
1. How is this a question?

We're not in the dark ages anymore. Sanctity my left nut, I've seen what people will do to one another for less than $100.

>>77855052
Still working on that RvB/RWBY crossover. In all honesty I'm working on another Heist story that I like much better. It's Michael, Gavin, Ryan and Jeremy joining Beacon much to Geoff's displeasure.

does that sound like something people would like?

>>77855258
#2 won the poll.

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>>77855253
do faunus even count as furries, I mean they just have one animal trait like ears and tails. In this case blake reaally doesn't count as a furry but more of a nekomimi.

>>77855253
>humans and furrys coexist

The ideas is that there's supposed to be a huge racial divide between humans and faunus, but they do a terrible job of showing it

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>>77854526
>Archie Andrews.
on one hand I want to say poorly but assuming afterlife with Archie counts for feats here I think he'll at least survive for a while

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>>77855023
which makes her even cuter and mysterious

stay mad, broski

>>77855307
True that, but you're always going to have a section of the populace that think working with cells is interfering with "God's plan". Just comes with the averages I guess.

>>77855253
Technically it does get better, but you seem to have bad taste so I'm not sure if that translate over for you.

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>>77855253
No lie, I want to do things with Blake that are probably illegal like liberate faunus or hold hands or put a litter in her

Whichever one the Schnee's have declared the most illegal at the moment. They change their mind weekly.

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>>77855384

Neo in glasses is way too cute.

>>77855278
>tfw other anon kills Neo, and then two Anons fight against each other for revenge
>jk, as if someone could kill Neo

>>77855310
I'd read it.

>>77855356
They're animal people with animal features and animal traits. They're still gonna attracts furries to the fanbase even if they're not furry in appearance..

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>>77854526
Grimm are no longer a problem.
SARDINES

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>>77854526
>Carnage

I got nothing so have this

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>>77855310
i read that as BWBY

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>>77855393

>It gets better anon. But your fetish is different than my fetish so you are shit.

FTFY

>>77855386
They can kiss the same left nut.

We don't give churches or any religion tax breaks, right?

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>>77855240
That is definitely an important factor. She put on such a performance for that asskicking. Her sense of style and flair is off the charts.

>>77855511
>BWBY
>Boobies
>posts Yang

It's like pottery

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>>77855529
Nothing to do with fetishes m8, that's not what you need to get defensive about.

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>>77854526
>Literally just looked up a magic card.

To be fair, they're doing way better against the eldrazi than expected. Maybe talk to Ugin about sealing them or something and the Grimm are pretty done.

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>>77855449
Neo in general is way too cute.
And sexy.

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>>77855582
glynda's bigger

I want to give Ruby HIV and watch her slowly die as her immune system fails

>>77855543
Our main religious advisor is atheist.

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>>77855747

>>77855747
Yang shows them off better.

>>77855460

>Both Anon's fighting for the child
>Both realize the child is missing
Emerald and another Anon stole her/him during a fight

>>77855627
Just wait til Phyrexia finds a way off Mirrodin

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>>77855577

Neo dominating yang is some of my favorite fan art of her.

>>77855818
War of the Waifus.

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>>77855788
Next.

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>>77855788
HNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Alright,

gonna gauge interest on a story. post your opinions. Let democracy win


http://strawpoll.me/6155490

>>77855836
Phyrexia is a relic of the old days that shouldn't have been brought back.

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>>77855582
>>77855747
>>77855808
We talk about who's boobs are the biggest in RWBY but which male character do you think has the biggest dick?

>>77855930
Implying Phyrexia wasn't always going to be the final villain

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>>77855924
New story from Bear
MFW

>>77855940
Tai of course

>>77855788
>watching SVU
>an episode where someone's murdering a bunch of people with AIDS

Nigga get out of my living room

>>77855940
Ren.

Ozpin would be a good bet too.

>>77855896
Where can I buy those shorts/boxers

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WHAT ARE THESE WEAPONS

A BOWSTAFF THAT IS DUAL NUNCHAKU THAT ARE PISTOLS?

FUCKING µ13 WHERE EACH BLADE IS A PISTOL?

WHAT IS UP WITH RWBY AND WEAPONS THAT ARE SMALLER WEAPONS THAT ARE GUNS

>>77855963
And it was, of Urza's story. But now their broken corpse is being paraded around for cheap nostalgia. We literally have a new cast, why are we fighting the old enemy again?

So I got depressed and wrote a Jaune greentext. At least one guy liked my last one, so I'll go ahead and share this one.
>"Just go to bed. I'm tired of looking at you."
>Corbin Arc, yet again, seemed to think Jaune was much more competent than he actually was.
>Always, Jaune felt, his father attributed directly to some malicious intent what Jaune felt was no more than simple idiocy.
>Despite the seemingly contrived circumstances, Jaune had not intentionally sabotaged himself.
>He didn't want to lose the job opportunity, he just couldn't keep up with it.
>Naturally, dear old dad was fuming that a dying Scroll battery had killed his son's latest attempt at not being a total fuck-up.
>Classic dad, Jaune thought.
>The cheap attempt at humor did little to stem the tears.
>It also did nothing to ease the pain of the knife across his thigh.
>He didn't want it to.
>Jaune felt he'd earned this pain.
>The tears continued unbidden, even as a thin red line welled up where the skin was cut.
>It wasn't usually this bad, Jaune thought. Usually the first cut was enough.
>Four more cuts didn't help much, either.
>Jaune turned his thoughts to the rope he'd gotten from the shed and hidden in his closet.
>He pushed away those thoughts for now.
>The next day was more of the same.
>(1/3)

>>77856015
Try the local dumpster.

>>77855991
>Asiatic
>Big dick
Improbable.

>>77855940
Port obviously.

btw, angry Ozpin looks cool

>>77855866

I'd read it

>>77855940
Yatsuhashi is only a little above average, and has body issues because it looks so small compared to the rest of him.

>>77856058
>{2/3)

>A new day, a new failure, a new red line creeping down his leg.
>"Why do you always do this?"
>A myriad of complaints pushed him on.
>"You'll never be able to support yourself."
>"You're so hopeless."
>"Why can't you just do something as simple as get a job?!"
>"Why can't you be more like your older sisters?"
>It was all getting to be too much.
>Again, the thought of ending it all came to him, again and again.
>Jaune could not banish it any longer.
>Naturally, his eldest sister decided to barge in and check on him while he stood with his head in a noose.
>Startled, Jaune lost his footing and fell forward.
>Blanche, expert huntress that she was, managed to move quickly to intercept his fall.
>This was exactly what Jaune didn't want.
>Surely she realized that things would be better for everyone if he was gone.
>Dad sure shouted about it often enough.
>Despite his struggling, Blanche didn't seem keen on letting Jaune strangle.
>She managed to pull the rope down from where Jaune had tied it.
>He was always bad at knots.
>It didn't take much effort to get the reason out of him.
>Blanche thought about it for a long time.
>She eventually asked Jaune what he wanted to do.
>If he could be anything, do anything, what would he do?
>The answer didn't take much thought.
>"I want to do good. I want to be a hero. You know I always have."
>(2/3)

>>77856077
Which makes it even more impressive.

>>77856058
Because Gerrard needs to come back

>>77856058
I mean, they never were really defeated. Yawgmoth died but his children lived on in the oil infused power stone powering Karn. Not to mention Elspeth comes from a Phyrexian controlled plane. Who knows how many other planes already are under Phyrexian control

>>77855543
Oh I agree, don't get me wrong, just they're very vocal and politically active is all.

>>77856148
Fuck me, meant
>>77856059
>(3/3)
>She told him to wait, she'd see what she could do.
>Jaune wasn't going anywhere, he figured.
>A few days later, She woke him up in the middle of the night.
>Told him to get dressed. Meet her at her car.
>He complied quickly enough.
>A few pieces of armor and a sword were visible in the back seat of Blanche's car.
>She had a way he could become a hero, she said.
>He understood quickly, but there was something he needed to do, he said.
>He took the sword and pulled it from its scabbard.
>It looked like it was some kind of pistol.
>Jaune had no idea how to use a gun.
>He left the sword in the car, but he wanted to check something.
>His father was asleep. The sword on the mantle sat unattended.
>Lo and behold, it was a perfect fit.
>As soon as she saw the hilt, Blanche understood entirely.
>The two of them spent a long time silent.
>Eventually, Blanche decided to go over what would be on the entrance exams.
>She had gotten him transcripts to get him into Beacon, she explained, but he would still need to pass a test.
>He absorbed everything she gave him quickly.
>As soon as the testing center was open, Jaune was pushed forward by his sister.
>Everything after that was a blur.
>He's still amazed he succeeded.
>He's still amazed that the Ursa didn't kill him.
>With the help of his gentle, amazing partner, he was actually becoming a Huntsman.
>For the first time he could remember, Jaune could honestly smile.

>>77855940
Scarlet

>>77855307
>>77855386
>>77855543
>>77855794
Cloning wins
Moving on

Far-right-wing Nazi supporters plan to stage a rally in the city center tomorrow, giving voice to their violent, racist views.

1. "Frankly, I'm appalled that the government can even consider allowing this travesty to go ahead," says prominent Jewish personality John Ruff. "We can't let these animals broadcast their message of hate. Surely RWBYg is too civilized for that."

2. "It's exactly because we're civilized that we must let the demonstration proceed," says free speech campaigner Agnes Trax. "We may not like what they have to say, but in this society, people have the right to argue whatever political view they want, no matter how hateful, selfish, or stupid it is."

http://strawpoll.me/6155554

>>77855940
Zwei

>>77856118
Anyone else notice Yatsu has the same hair and skin color as Banesaw?

Coincidence? Probably, just a recycled model

>>77856118
>Velvet tells him that it's large enough.
>Yatsu mentions that it doesn't feel that way.
>She responds that she can barely handle it.
>Goes really deep into detail.
>Yatsu reminds her they're at the movies, and to please stop talking so loudly.

>>77855023
On a scale of 1 to Mad, where did you leave your hurt feelings?

>>77856118
But it's okay because he's with a tiny girl anyway, so they're made for each other.
YatsuXNeo is justice

>>77856187
>Implying throwing them into Elspeth's backstory isn't part of the phyrexian dredging.
They deserve to become as plot irrelevant as the Mirari.

>>77856302
It's prohibited to ship the Bun with anyone.
The Bun is there for everyanon.

Should be in the rules of the next OP.

>>77856263
>http://strawpoll.me/6155554
As long as there is a police presence to make sure things don't get out of hand, let the racist wankers make asses of themselves. Public humiliation works well enough.

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Do you think well get some Neo this Saturday?

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>>77856438

>>77856263
Of course we need to give these nazis a voice. When all the faunus snap and go feral because the weren't coddled enough we'll need friends like these nazis.

>>77856438
I still want my Team RPVN

>>77856059
>>77856148
>>77856224

Damn that's a dark one. You definitely captured the sense of depression though. I know it was a quickfic, but a bit more discussion with his sister on what he wanted to do and more importantly, WHY would have fleshed it out a bit better.

Still, solid work. I'll get a cap.

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>>77856438
She's like a public trashcan
or a toilet

>>77856534
I feel like we'll get Penny and her black team member. Part of me sort of wishes against WY

>>77856582
...Is that what I think it is?

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Why does Weiss eat food with low salt does she have high blood pressure?

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>>77856534
Probably not, and that makes me sad

>>77856438
So not a fan of Stuffed Rabbit then?

>>77856652
What do you think it is?

>>77856582
You mean PRVN
I think we agreed on Team Pervin'

>>77856654
She had too much ABRN tears just earlier.

>>77856705
We put Penny in front of Ruby?

>>77856672
All CFVY ships are shit. They're all a bunch of nobodies with nothing to them, with the possible small exception of Coco who is inching towards something resembling a personality.

>>77856687
Team RaPe VaN.

>>77856263
Freedom of Speech means that critics can also have their voices heard.

>>77856761
yes it's that
god damnit it's that

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Y'all niggas wanna hear a funny-ass joke?

>>77856424
they're a better villain than Nicol "All according to Plan" Bolas. I bet they don't even have a real endgame for him. He's about as fleshed out a villain as Cinder. At least with Phyrexia we know exactly what they want

>>77856833
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

>>77856748
Yatsu seems to have a personality, He's the quiet, looked like mildly protective, big guy. Seems like he meditate in the room, while whispering mantras.

Only one who doesn't seem like they have a personality is Fox. Though he seems like the quiet type as well.

>>77856833
Mercury's penis?

>>77856833
SHUT THE FUCK UP WEISS

>>77856480
>>77856573
>>77856782
Free speech wins
Moving on

Last night the respected tabloid TV show "60 Minutes" ran a report on RWBYg's rising divorce rate. What is happening to the nuclear family?

1. "There's a simple solution," says Pastor Felix, of the Catholic Church. "Divorce should be illegal. 'For better or worse,' anyone remember how that goes? We should return to the good old days, when you got married for life and stuck by your partner no matter how much of a drunken, abusive, adulterating disappointment they turned out to be."

2. John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."

3. "There's a simple way to boost the marriage rate," says gay rights activist Prudence Trax. "Abolish those archaic laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages. It's obscene to treat people differently because of their sexual preference. Besides, everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones."

http://strawpoll.me/6155650

>>77856761
>>77856705
>>77856582
Best team ever
No matter how it's spelled

>>77856596
Shit, thanks.
Probably the main reason I caught that sense of depression was because I pretty much wrote Jaune hurting himself because I wanted to hurt myself, and that shit ain't healthy.
Honestly, I'm in shambles over here and that helps a lot.

>>77854988
>>77855060
I'm suddenly getting flashbacks I swear to god, that pun was an accident to a greentexts where Jaune's Semblance was supercharging everyone's Semblance. Ruby went full Speed Force and came back with a lightning bolt on her hood, signed "J.G. B.A. and W.W."
Did anybody save it? I liked that one.

>>77854526
>Just watched the Flash/Arrow crossover
No matter which one of them goes, they'd fair pretty well.

Barry has his super speed that probably exceeds Ruby, and Oliver has years of experience

>>77856885
Can we vote by saying it's a non-issue?

>>77856885
You know the team members right?

>>77856833
hey washboard!

>>77856833
This one better be funny.
>>77856858
He just wants power and fuck people over because he's bored.

>>77854925
Pretty sure you mean Ruby.

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>>77856865
>>77856874
>>77856877
>>77856944
What's the one thing you and Yang have in common?

>>77856906
"probably" as a comic guy, let me tell you little red might as well be standing still compared to the flash.

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>>77856944
Weiss isn't really that flat

>>77856939
Yeah Ruby, Penny, Velvet and Nora.
Three out of the four are my favorites for the whole series

>>77856984
Curves?

>>77856984
Both of us have to deal with your horseshit on a daily basis?

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>>77856984

>>77856991
pads

>>77856984
We both get angry over little things.

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>>77854526

I think he would fair pretty well. Not sure what his objective would be since there is no Tiberium.

>>77856894
Can you write character deaths?

>>77856999
Well magic trips, who's not on your list?

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maybe the week of Christmas well get some Neo.

>>77856984
Indifference to witty puns?

>>77856901
holy shit, somebody remembered that shitty green texted I made. but no it didn't get screen caped sorry.

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>>77856999
>>77857000
>>77857008
>>77857016
>>77857055
Mothers who never cared

>>77857016
>wearing pads to go to sleep

Anon do you know how stupid that is?

>You will be snowed in the house with your waifu during a blizzard
>you will never snuggle on the couch watching movies and drinking hot coco
>She will never say hey anon... i love you. and bury her head in your chest

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>>77856885
>http://strawpoll.me/6155650
Ain't gonna solve relationship problems by saying darling every now and again. 1. isn't going to work and just needlessly criminalize people. 3 It is, though I don't agree with their opinion.

>>77857081
Nice, makes me want to call and check up on how she's been lately.

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>>77857081
>>77856984
>>77856833
Is this what you've been doing at Beacon Weiss?
Maybe you should go back home to father.

>>77855220
I'm really torn on this stuff.

It's like a company making batteries. They COULD make one that lasts forever, but then no one needs to buy more because the first never died.

If the scientist CAN cure all the disease, then what need is there for doctors? Being able to cure everything means there's no need for people to treat it, and then the medical field has far fewer, if any jobs, with the people that were put out of work not trained for anything else, and will either have to work a low paying job or rack up huge student debt by having to go back to school for another career

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>>77857103
Blake rubs her head against you and lays in your lap

>>77857036
I don't see why not. I wrote something in the last thread where Jaune died.
I write Jaune stuff a lot because he's very similar to me. Both in personality and appearance.
Got anything specific you want to see?

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>>77857048
The Bun
I'll take the Sun for Faunus-ness
And Rage

>>77857081
https://youtu.be/X6BYwXnocRo?t=2m32s

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>>77857081

>>77857147

a picture of yourself

>>77857143
>Blake wants attention
>She lays down on your keyboard

>>77854906

Oh, looks like I'll be learning to draw.

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>>77857103
I-I can't be writing anything right now!
but this is so fluffy!

>>77857105
Qrow wearing is sisters bra.
Tai peeking on Summer and Raven
Raven and Summer Peeking on Tai
Qrow hanging his sisters underwear on a flag pole and pledge allegiance to them.
Pantie raids

>>77857153
but we need her to add the cute factor into over drive

>>77856885
>everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones.

BULL SHIT!

I've met gay people. They're just as crazy as straight people.

That's why I just cut out the middle man and don't meet new people. I'm crazy enough being stuck with my own thoughts.

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Was it nature or nurture that made them evil?

>>77857147
Blake dying, it'd'd be nice seeing her emotions pour out

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>>77857103
>drinking hot coco with a hot coco

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>>77857246
Merc being too perfect

>>77857217
That's true
Sun just edges her out by virtue of Michael Jones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppPiCvSATR4.
But team PRVN is better than expected
We need MOAR

>>77857246
For Emerald it's entirely because of her crush on Cinder.
Once it transfers to Ruby she'll be as good a girl as Juvia

>>77857201
Taiyang lifting up ravens skirt
Qrow lifting Summer and Glynda's skirt

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>>77857103

>TFW when you have no one to snuggle with IRL and are left alone to mind-snuggle with your non-existant waifu

>>77857317
We need someone to draw it

>>77857263
>Coco ask you if you want a cup of Coco
>Ask you to hold up your cup
>Is standing in front of it naked and from a perspective that makes it look like she's in the cup

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>>77857389

>>77857081
At least she has a mother, unlike you.
You know how there's a half-Faunus in the cast? Its YOU, Papa Schnee fucked a dirty Faunus whore and you popped out.

>>77857403
I am going to sleep, but if I'mm still sick tomorrow I'll probably do another day of drawing here.

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>>77854526
I think he would do just fine.

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>>77857389
>>77857433
>get blanket
>throw blanket into refrigerator or freezer
>wait about an hour or so
>take blanket out and snuggle

Now you made Weiss

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>>77857419

>>77856991
She is in all the models that matter. and the show's art.

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>>77857246
>Evil
>Not punks
>Implying Cinder's plan isn't some petty prank

>>77857447
sounds good, if you do draw it can you have the Bun hiding behind Nora?

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>>77854526

He'll do just fine as long as there's food to be eaten afterwards.

>>77856929
>>77857118
>>77857237
3 wins
Mental note add in ignore issue to voteing
Moving on

Dorothy Terwilliger lies immobilized in a hospital bed, unable to move. She has end-stage cancer, and wishes to end her struggle against death. However, laws prevent her doctors from obeying her wishes.

1. Dorothy and her family are campaigning for a "Dying with Dignity" bill, to change this situation. She implores the government to legalize euthanasia.

2. "I understand this is a very difficult time for these people," says freelance medical writer Rebecca Hamilton. "But the solution is not to let our medical system slide down the slippery slope of killing people in pain. We must cure, not kill. This is not the right time for euthanasia."

3. "I agree, but go further: there is never a right time for euthanasia," says Bishop Buffy Plath. "The lives we lead are given to us by the grace of God, and he decides when they end. It is not for us to question God's divine purpose, no matter how odd or screwed-up it may seem."

http://strawpoll.me/6155749

>>77857246
It was reading comics for Merc, and being raised on the streets for Em.

>>77857217
Velvet doesn't really show that much cuteness in canon. That's just the fanbase latching on to the closest thing they could find to moe.

>>77857419
>You look at her confused, not sure if you should laugh at the pun, or be turned on
>Coco starts muttering under her breath something about "that blonde bimbo's line"

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>>77857419

>>77857565
it's the ears bra

>>77857541
Let her die with dignity, I say. Late-stage cancer is nigh impossible to cure so she should have her wish granted.

>>77857541
Let folks end their suffering on their terms. Terminal stage cancer is agony for the person, especially if there's no hope for a cure. Let them settle their affairs and go out with what dignity they have left.

>>77857509
Her plan:
>Put a cow in Ozpin's office
>Break the elevator so the stairs are the only way down
>They're going to need a crane to get it out

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So does anyone think we're going to get Jaune's firearm's weapon soon?

>>77857541
Hope this ends in cyborg

>>77857646
But Yang can use the stairs just fine.

>>77857670
Nope, he's just gonna gitgud at sword and shield

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>>77857532
They're really going heavy on the blade with the new keyblade.

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>>77857696

>>77857670
I imagine him with a slingshot. Not a legit slingshot, but like a forked stick with a rubber band launching little pebbles coated in dust

>>77857670
>>77857716
This. Jaune seems to be becoming the most technical fighter on his team. He'll have to rely on blocks, dodges and attrition instead of his more CUHRAYZEE teammates, in my opinion.

>>77857740
Barb dammit Barb

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>>77857670
>Contrary to popular belief Jaunes sword does not turn into a gun.
>Ruby take's him gun shoping
>Jaune is poor too
>He buys a Mosin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vozi2bk4ms

>>77857703
I like you.

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>>77857787

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>>77857806
I'll be here alllllllllll night.

>>77857842
We already had a prodman, would not surprise me to see someone in the tournament fight with a fishing rod.
Proddy and Roddy, best friends forever.

So is Grimm Eclipse any good? Just realized it's on steam.

>>77857892
How the fuck did team BRNZ even get in the tournament? All their weapons sucked ass, their teamwork was shit and they stood there like idiots while JNPR gave them a gigantic opening.

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>>77857842
Truly the most versatile rifle
Everyone should own 3

>>77857959
I wouldn't know, because for some fucking reason they decided to put it on DirectX 11 so my computer can't run it.

>>77857959
Just tried it. It's great with a controller.

>>77857984
Anyone could join.

Alright,

first section of new story is done.

Check it out.

>It was the early hours of the morning. A heavy fog rolled into the harbor of Vale as five familiar faces stood waiting by the dock.
>The morning not unlike the day they came to Vale for plunder and glory.
>For too long have they ignored a glaring issue. For too long have they tried to make due with one crew member too few.
>Now was the to correct that problem.
>”So, you finally found someone eh Geoff?” says Ryan as he takes a swig of diet coke.
>”Yeah, it took a while but I think I finally found someone to replace Ray. May he rest in peace.”
>”ooh, I wonder what he's like. Is he a lad or gent?” asked Gavin who could barely contain the suspense
>”A lad, we already have enough gents.”
>”Well it will be good to have a full compliment of lads again that's for sure. I was getting sick of Gavin declaring himself King of the lads all the time.” said Michael
>”When have I ever done that?”
>”When haven't you done that?”
>”Shut up you two, you're giving me a headache.” says Jack stroking his chin where his once bushy beard was.
>”Jesus Jack, you really look like shit without the beard.” says Ryan
>”Hey, it was a casualty of war.”
>”You got a corndog stuck in it and had to shave it off.” snarkily responds Michael
>”Hey, shut up. He's here.” says Geoff as they look to a man stepping off the plank onto the dock
>The man was tall, muscular, and incredibly good looking. The early morning sun gleaming on his chiseled chest.
>”Damn Geoff. You picked an ace. We'll be unstoppable with this guy” says Michael
>”Oh that's not him. Our guy's behind him”
>The large man steps to the side revealing a five foot four stocky man child.
> ”LITTLE J IN THE HOUSE!!!!”

>>77858010
I just got a Steam Controller, may have to give it a go with it. If I buy it, that is.

Weren't there going to be colored skins when there's more than one of the same character on the field?

>>77857959
It's okay....like I said before it gets pretty boring after an hour, they've only released four maps so far so it's up to you if it's worth $15

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>>77854584
>A family with Yang can't get better than this
>last line
NEOOO!

>>77854726
You're a cool guy in my book

>>77857718
>>77857740
no JNPR?

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>tfw it only runs smoothly on lowest res in potato quality

>>77858087
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE

>>77858046
If they're going to react to some RWBY characters having their voice, I'm going to die. In a positive way.

>>77858161
I mean, I've tried to avoid writing in side characters soo far with the heists. We'll see what happens .

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>>77854254
This thread has an awfully non-existant amount of tiny Penny.

>>77858088
Not yet, most likely DLC judging from how Port and Oobleck refer to the players as just "Team"

>>77858088
Nah, just team RWBY for now, I'm sure they'll add in other teams with the final version or DLC. It's still early access atm.

>>77857636
>>77857643
>>77857696
Death with dignity wins
Thank you all who voted
More issues tomorrow.

>>77858046
HERE WE GO

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>>77858204

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>>77858046
>Those last 2 lines

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>>77858204
>Smashing tiny Penny
>Not hotgluing her
I mean, why?
And I have no Penny art. Someone help fix this.

So does anyone else feel like it'd be fun to get a Steam group going to play Grimm Eclipse together?
It's always more fun to play games with a consistent group of like-minded people.

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>>77858296
Wanna see the aftermath? ;)

>>77858322
I thought the game lacked matchmaking.

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>>77858336

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>>77858319
>And I have no Penny art. Someone help fix this.
You have summoned me

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>>77858409

>>77858319
Tiny Pennies are dangerous. They used to be extremely fragile, bur after some rabbit faunus smashed about 20 in 5 minutes and not even on purpose, they were made out of better materials and given self repair systems. Kill them before they destroy humanity.

>>77855220
I vote for 1. Technology ought to move forward from this point

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>>77858319
>that teasing image
Oh boy.

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>>77858428
Penny bomb starts now, this could take a while.

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>>77858336
>I bet its spiderman
It was spiderman

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>>77858492

>>77858453
Or you could show them love and affection and copious amounts of semen to wash out.
Clearly they can be an asset if just treated with love and affection.

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>>77858526

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>>77858453
are tiny pennies going to end up being a Yukkuri Shiteitte ne! thing

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>>77858545

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Shit im rewatching season 1, and the video quality is so much lower than it is now. I forgot how poor it used to be. Not even an HD option

>>77858503
It's sort of goes hand in hand with tiny Pennies, ya know. It's their preferred method of killing.
>>77858534
They are robots hellbent on mass destruction, hugs and kisses won't stop them.

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>>77858565

>>77858569
I blame the Faunus and The Blues

>>77858488
One of the few things I do have.
>>>/aco/233691

>>77858141
WHOOOOOOOO

>>77856263
Let them do it, freedom of speech, and all that

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>>77858588

>>77858546
What is that?

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>>77858616

>>77858582
what about the Giga-Penny?

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>>77857670
I'm more worried about giving him decent body armor,a masculine version of this would be neat.

>>77856263
GAS THE FAUNUS.
COLOR WAR NOW.

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>>77858631

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>>77858582
I regret posting that

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>>77858651

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>>77858667

>>77858642
Isn't body armour pretty low on the list of priorities thanks to Aura?

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so penny is based on pinocchio right, so when will we get to see her father the scientist Geppetto or her her guardian based on Jiminy Cricket

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>>77858695