I'm from the future. >DEADPOOL receives mixed reviews

>SUICIDE SQUAD receives mixed to positive reviews, with 66% on RT and $872 million worldwide. Leto, Robbie, Smith, Courtney and Davis are praised, while other cast members fail to impress. Critics rave about the Harley Quinn subplot and origin story, which is generally agreed to be more interesting than the main plot. Inconsistent tone and uneven pacing are also criticized, but DC still announces a sequel in their revised DC schedule, slated for 2018.

>GAMBIT is delayed to 2017.

>DOCTOR STRANGE receives mixed to positive reviews, with 72% on RT and $748 million worldwide. It is once again a darker, more serious movies, while SUICIDE SQUAD is more "fun" spectacle, but DOCTOR STRANGE doesn't provide much subtext. Scott Derrickson's direction is said to be without much creativity, but he is praised for his mind-warping alternate dimensions scenes. Cumberbatch is also praised. Dormammu and Baron Mordo are also spared from death, just like Zemo in CW. DOCTOR STRANGE is also unexpectedly pivotal in setting up INFINITY WAR and Doctor Strange's prominent role in it, but does it more seamlessly than previous MCU installments.

>In the future, everyone will be an autist

>>77851149
>The future is now.

>>77851149
the future is now

>>77851149
Is this the future now, anon?

>>77851100
Autism.

Don't believe this guy. He stole my time machine.


Batman v superman earn 2 Oscars
93% rotten tomatoes
4/4 ebert
9.3/10 imdb

$1.9billion box office

>>77851100
>CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR is likewise praised, with 91% on RT and $1.3 billion box office. The cast, story, visuals and direction are praised, but criticisms are made to some superfluous characters and, believe it or not, the movie being "too dark".

At the end you wake up in the hospital. No legs and autist.

>>77851100
>but criticisms are made to some superfluous characters and, believe it or not, the movie being "too dark".
This would literally never happen.

I mean reviewers complaining about the movie being "too dark"

>>77851180
>>77851192
hivemind

>>77851100
>>77851127
Jesus, get a life.

You spent a lot of time and effort on a pretty ahit post, OP.

>anything by hack Snyder getting over 70% in RT.

You must be a dimension hopper, my friend.

>>77851226
You'd be surprised. Marvel is considered pretty "safe", if they go dark there'll be a few scattered complainers.

>>77851306
We're talking about RT scores. They'll inflate it in BvS' favor.

>>77851100
How was Daredevil s2?

>>77851100
>BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE receives positive reviews, with 89% on RT
That's how I know you're fake. That movie is gonna do 60-70%, tops.

>>77851394
Pretty good, but many felt it didn't measure up to season 1 and that Punisher was made into too much of an asshole.

>>77851226
they're just saying that because Tony kills Cap and frames Crossbones for it

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I am willing to bet that X-Men wins the critics bowl again.

Bryan 'The Kid Fingerer' Singer will pull a reverse Fant4stic.

>>77851231
Lol this.

I'm from the future
>Avengers Infinity War flops
>Justice League Part 2 flops
>X-Men flops

>>77851213
But Ebert is dead.

>>BvS
>>poor reviews because no humour, no quips
>>"Why do comics have to be so dark? They should be lighthearted and fun."

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>>77851100
>X-MEN: APOCALYPSE wins the critics bowl with 93% on RT and being the first X-Men movie to crack $1 billion
Stopped here

>>77851100
>In a unexpected turnaround, BvS is a more straightforward blockbuster while CW has a more complex and mature script. Shitposters on both sides then switch instances, with DC's praising entertainment value in their movies above all while Marvel's defend the important of thematic ressonance and pathos.

I can see this happening to some extent, though I think maybe people will see meaning where there is none in BvS

>>77851535
>Capeshit goes down and DC only started

>>77851570
He came back from the dead just to give his glowing review.

>>77851100
How was the 15th anniversary of 9/11?

>>77851654
Bruh, it almost happened with DOFP, it could happen again

>>77851570
he crawled out of his grave just to review the movie
so did washington, eisenhower, mother teresa, and obama

Well, I liked your posts, OP.

>>77851654
Dat gif is hilarious

>>77851701

> not asking who won the election

>>77851758
Some asshole who won't make good on their promises.

>>77851709
There was no anniversary. In the future Russia takes over the world and destroys the White House. USA is changed to USC.
Every action film is directed by Uwe Boll.

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>>77851458
This
Apocalypse is going to beat CW and BvS like DoFP beat AoU and MoS and ASM2

>>77851758
Matriarch Hillary Clinton

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Goyer and Zack the Hack thought this was a good idea.

MoS fag here:

realistically
>Civil War gets a 91 on Rotten Tomatoes, and breaks a billi world wide with like 600mil domestic. It has a beautiful story in regards to the Cap story, as his franchise is the only one that had an actual overarching plot with big pay offs and a steady increase in quality/spectacle since First Avenger.
>BvS gets a 60-70 on Rotten Tomatoes, but is flat out the best capeflick ever made, and gets a respectable 700mil-1.3bill. Critics lampoon it, and its the most discussion film since MoS for years to come.
>Xmen Apocalypse is as good as Future's Past, with 600-850million total gross. Rotten Tomatoes gives it a 75.
>Deadpool - RT: 68, 400mill gross. Is as good as DoFP. Critics shit on it.

conclusion:
>Civil War will be fantastic, and make big bucks, but BvS will have a whole atmosphere and visual component with more mature content and iconography. BvS will be slightly better, Civil War will just barely break the MCU formula.

>>77852270
>BvS will be SIGNIFICANTLY better

I agree with everything else though

>>77852270
>Xmen Apocalypse wil end up being underrated
>deadpool will be good enough but nothing spectacular for casuals
>Civil War will be the best out of them
>BvS will capture the overall atmophere of a proper cape movie while having writing issues.

>>77851100
Sounds believable. Obv you're not from future, but you have not bad skills. I wonder how many things will match your predictions.

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>>77851100
>>Gal Gadot being the breakout star

>>77851149
The future is now

Some delusional DC fanatics here.
Funny read this producers projections dreams.

>>77853339
go back to where you saved this picture from

>>77851865
Their is nothing fucking wrong with it.
Unsubtely Is not inherently a flaw.

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>>77851100
>Fox greenlits a new sequel, X-MEN: GENESIS

>>77853339
She's so old looking and fat.
She looks older than Madonna.

>>77851100
>faggot comes from future
>doesn't tell us why Kylo Ren wears the mask
>doesn't spoil TFA
>doesn't tell us who won the US presidency
>all he can do is talk about Marvel vs Fox vs DC
>doesn't even tell us if Vader kills Ahsoka

>>77854978
He's Luke's son and wears the mask because he's an edgelord.

>>77854978
>/co/
>Starshit

fuck off

Marvel won't ever go "dark" unless Feige departs or they get consecutive flops while WB's films succeeds. I would have liked more variety though, with Thor being their premiere serious film.

BvS will fare better than MoS, surprising people when the story ends up a more traditional super hero story than the more experimental style that MoS was. It'll end up being less divisive but still not reaching Nolan TDK level. An ultimate 7/10 movie like Marvel's efforts, but /co/ will love it for it's nods to various comics. Will pull over a billion.

Civil War will be shit on by /co/ for taking big liberties with characters like Zemo & BP. Wakanda will fail to impress and the film will show it's jokey nature halfway through. Ultimately it will suffer from the same feeling AoU had where it was a stepping stone to infinity war. People will endlessly compare it to TWS and say it falls short, blaming the Russo's when it's Marvel that determines the major plot beats. Fox news will also run a smear campaign against the name Black Panther. Also over a billion but not avengers numbers.

Deadpool won't crack $300 million because of R rating. Will cause internet backlash because of immature and percieved homophobic (Cock gobbler) and other offensive style comedy.

Squad/Strange are the biggest wildcards. People will be surprised at the twisted humor in squad but will enjoy it, will become a cult classic even though it receives mixed critic reviews. /co/ will shit on Cumberpatch and the more scientific take on Dr. Strange combined with jokes. Both will do well for new IP's, >500mil.

gambit lol

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>>77851100
>Gal Gadot being the breakout star,

Listen, it's just not going to happen.

>>77856132
>Thor being their premiere serious film.

The first Thor is half romcom.

Dark World is a road trip movie.

>>77856132
>the film will show it's jokey nature halfway through.

Nothing about Civil War suggest the Russos have dropped Winter Soldier's tone.

>>77851100
>X-Men is the winner

Nice try Xfag. I can predict something from the future for you: your franchise will still be on the crapper in the comics division.

>>77856499
>Least profitable
>Beats CW by 1%

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>>77856499
deny history all you want.

>>77851100

You know what? I can see it easily being the reality. You fucks want to call this guy an autist for having genuine thought and taking the real ground instead of raging for one side and saying "fight me"?

It's like the more I come to 4chan, the worse the people here get. There's never anything positive, even when some motherfucker is actually trying.

>>77856479

This movie is too big for the Russos. Feige will dominate the movie. You've RDJ and a bunch of other characters, you've Spider-Man debut, you've a lot of thing. Feige and the producers will force a lot of shit on Russos' lap.

>>77857088
>This movie is too big for the Russos.

Winter Soldier was too big for the Russos too.

>Feige will dominate the movie.

No, he really won't.

>You've RDJ and a bunch of other characters,

RDJ was planned for once he was on board.

>you've Spider-Man debut,

Also planned for. The size of his role is probably being inflated by speculators.

>you've a lot of thing. Feige and the producers will force a lot of shit on Russos' lap.

Feige oversaw the script, there's nothing in it the Russos haven't accommodated for.

>>77856633
Ok what was up with him in this interview.

Is that the fakest laugh of all time?

>>77851100
>DEADPOOL & CABLE

Don't toy with my feelings anon.

>>77851100
Hey future guy, instead of posting furture shitposting and how well comic movies do. Tell us when and where the big terror attacks are.

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>>77851100
What a coincidence I'm also from the future and this is the hottest meme in 4chan.

>>77860491
It is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of his entire life.

>>77860547
Tony Abbott suicide bombs the empire state building

>>77851100
>People expecting light hearted from a Russos production about Captain America

they are in for a ride.

>>77856132
>Marvel won't ever go "dark"
Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Captain America 2.

>>77857088
>>77859747
Seriously the Russos got MORE control over Civil War than they had with Winter Soldier guys.

This thread convinced me people already calling the movie "light hearted" and "jokey" haven't watched Cap 2 at all.

>>77860709
Only Cap 2 can be considered dark, and that's because Bucky is shown having endured 70 years of brainwashing.
The other two are soap operas.

>>77851100
Not even BvS can break the Snyder curse. It'll be 60% at best.

>>77851801
DoFP was up against GoTG and WS.

And it won. Well it tied GOTG and beat WS.

>>77860751
Legit retard confirmed.

Why do all you future fuckers come to /co/ to post about shitty superhero movies?

...who is our next president?

>>77861252
Sanders. We all get free weed and live in an utopia.

>>77861252
God-Emperor Trump

>>77851100
You got me until X-MEN APOCALYPSE.

>>77861287
Has he built the wall yet?

>>77853597
>Unsubtelty
Obvious, overt, apparent, come on man, something.

>>77861380
Mexico was annexed in 2017 and all the beaners were mass-murdered.

>>77855043
Han and Leia's son, Ray is Luke's daughter.

>>77860751
Yeah, all my favorite soaps have dismemberment, decapitation and tons of rape.

>>77853597
In this case it is.

Reminder that based Star Wars will outgross both of the biggest capeshit movies next year combined.

The king franchise is back capebabbys.

>>77860733
The last like, 3, movies were pretty damn comedic so I can understand why people are worried.

Hello friends I am from the near future
>Shezow takes over for Steven Universe after Rebecca *Grodd's BFF* Sugar murdered several young children in an attempt at cloning
>its a critical success, and has a third season on the way and a planned crossover with Drawn Together

>>77851100
My hope for all these films is that they'll be great.

My expectation, based on previous trends, is that BvS will be total dogshit and Civil War will be okay. X-Men will be the best film with the best acting, pacing, dialogue, etc, but will make by far the least money.

I cannot get a bead on Suicide Squad yet.

I believe it.

>>77851458
Are you forgetting everyone called bullshit on Apocalypse already?

>>77865504
are you forgetting where you are?
I call bullshit on yours bullshit

Capeshit of 2016 in Order of Quality: A Prediction


1. Captain America: Civil War (8/10)
2. X-Men: Apocalypse (7/10)
3. Suicide Squad (6/10)
4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (6/10)
5. Deadpool (5/10)
6. Doctor Strange (5/10)
7. Gambit (4/10)
8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Half Shell (3/10)

>>77851100
>Gal Gadot being the breakout star, while Jesse Eisemberg is viewed as somewhat disappointing.

Other way around.

>X-MEN: APOCALYPSE wins the critics bowl with 93% on RT

Never gonna happen.

>>77851801

Just another proof how shit RT is.

>>77865615
It happened before.

>>77865636

Just because it happened before won't mean it will happen again.

>>77853610
Followed by X-MEN: Collateral Damage, X-MEN: Thirthy Two Experiments, X-MEN: Staturn and X-MEM: Casting off Dreams.

>>77861630
I don't think you understand that Star Wars mean you fucking babby.

For the average comic book moviefag Star Wars being a breakout doesn't detract from the other movies. It means we idorts got one more awesome movie to watch while you plebs can only enjoy Star Wars.

>>77865647
It happened before. It will happen again.

>>77861518
Some do actually retard.

>>77865647
>History barely ever repeats itself
Yeah, and Avatar 2 won't be the first movie to make 2 billion
pls

>>77865768

It won't because star wars gonna reach it first? Step it up senpai.

>>77860709
>Captain America 2.
>dark

It's less jokey and more of a serious action film but hardly dark.

>>77860709
"Marvel won't ever go 'dark'"

That was Feige, who said that; the guy in charge of the movies. Feige despises the TV stuff, when he acknowledges it at all.

>>77851127

>Zemo in CW

dropped

Will DC actually let someone kill the Joker by the end of Red Hood?
Was pretty goofy in the Nolan version that he basically set Ra's up to die but saved the Joker for no particular reason, he didn't know Harvey was still alive until Joker told him.

>>77866592
And then after sparing the Joker he kills Two-Face. Then kills Talia in TDKR.
Nolan is a good director and a terrible writer.

>DEADPOOL & CABLE, for 2017.

Ya blew it anon, you aren't from the future. One year turn around for the sequel? Come on now.

>>77851100
Why are people so excited about Civil War? The movie looks so uninteresting, visually bland, characters nobody gives a shit about, nonexisting plot beyond "he is my friend, dont hurt him", and is that awful "So was i" line supposed to be emotional? The two never seemed more than team mates.

>>77866638
"Deadpool" was shot in two months, bro.

>>77866686
Yea but it takes a while to write the story (or whatever the proper term for it is), the screenplay, do pre-production, film it, and then post-production.

They'd had to have started already. But I'm sure future op will confirm either way.

>>77866723
>or whatever the proper term for it is
You mean the treatment?

>>77851758
>not asking the stuff that matters, capeshit reviews

>>77866742
>treatment
Yep, thanks. Blanked there.

>>77860709
this
>>77865946

When people talk about Marvel, they're talking about the movies. I don't know why AoS and Netflix shows pop up in discussions, they're only a small fraction of what people view marvel as. They're distinct entities linked by only the most tenuous connections. I'll be surprised if we ever see any of the characters from TV show up in the movies.

I don't see the winter solder as dark either, but it's certainly less quippy than the other movies. The protagonists came out pretty good, no one significant died, Hydra was unmasked and defeated and Cap discovered his best friend was still alive. I'm not trying make a connection between tone and quality of a movie, just saying Marvel has no plans on taking some dark turn in their movies.

>>77865763
"Some do"
Pathetic.

>>77866662
Different strokes.

>>77851100
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, /co/!

Movies are officially declared illegal on Jan 1st, 2016, in preperation for Donald Trump's new "TrumpVision", a mandatory weekly sitting to view a live broadcast affirmation to the Trump.

After the walls of America are destroyed by the Free Islamic forces and the Russian Coalition in 2043, these movies turn up in a basement somewhere in New Jersey, being cradled by Kevin Smith's skeleton.

They're okay, but nothing to rave about.