Choose one, and only one. For the rest of your life. Regardless

>>77848017

CN.

That was easy.

CN

>>77848017
>Regardless of the past, present or future
So what do I base my decision on?

>>77848017
Nick objectively had better shows than CN. So Nick.

Gonna have to go with CN so that I don't have to deal with Dan "The Man With a Plan to Defile de Feet o' de Minors" Schneider.

Nickelodeon so that all the CN viral marketers that fester on this board would fuck off forever.

>>77848313
>shill meme
I'm sure a kids network is desperately trying to pull in that valuable /co/ demo.

>>77848017
Nickelodeon.

People seem to forget that CN was in Nick's place half a decade ago and that Nickelodeon has only just recently bottomed out.

Nickelodeon will get better in about the same amount of time and I predict Disney XD will hit it's inevitable massive slump around the same time.

Is this a serious question?
CN, hands down.
Last time I checked CN wasn't filled to the fucking brim with tween sitcoms.
Plus CN has adult swim and I'll take that over 20 year old episodes of Fresh Prince and Full House any day.

Cartoon Network and this was the easiest choice I ever had to make.

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My cable provider actually made me make this choice and I chose Cartoon Network.

>>77848699
>People seem to forget that CN was in Nick's place half a decade ago and that Nickelodeon has only just recently bottomed out.
Half a decade ago Nick is in the exact same place it is now only with The Last Airbender.

That's just one good show.

I literally cannot remember the last time I even watched Nickelodeon.

Nick is garbage, and it's been garbage for at least ten years

CN had a brief period of shittiness but the good far outweighs the bad.

>>77849320
>Having cable
>Subscribing to the wired jew

CN

I didn't even have NICK untill I was like seventeen

>>77849337
>Half a decade ago Nick is in the exact same place it is now only with The Last Airbender.
>Half a decade ago
>What is The Mighty B!
>What is TUFF Puppy
>What is El Tigre

Stay salty, anon.

Cartoon Network's had a lot more variety in art styles and show types.
But Nickelodeon had some good shows as well.
Most of them aired on Nicktoons.

>>77849513
>I like eating shit
Well, who I am to stop you

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>>77849513
>the mighty B!
Oh man, I thought I was the only one that enjoyed that show.

>>77849573
>Well, who am I to let all these dicks go unsucked?

FTFY

>>77848017

CN

>>77848017
CN

>>77848129
Hope

>>77849466
CN and Nick are basic channels, how did you have one but not the other?

>>77848218
You meant Dan "MK ultra dat vulva " Schneider right?

>>77848017
CN, cause I know they won't devolve into live action for the rest of their networked existence.

>>77848017

CN, easy

Nick are too far gone

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>>77848017
Nobody watches TV anymore OP.

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I hate the shit out of both.

mostly for CN though, the shit they put out is annoying at times whereas with modern Nick I know I won't even have to bother watching a show to find out it's shit (moreso when its fucking live action garbage) but whenever some pretty decent show rears its head, it's always a nice surprise.

I hope Nick overcomes these dark times soon for their own sake.

CN more than likely. Though CN and Nick haven't been good in years. Nick only plays SpongeBob and CN only TTG.

>>77849513
So Nick just had one good show.

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>>77849832
>He says on the Comic and Cartoon board
>The same board with multiple generals and talkback threads

>>77848017
Does CN include Adult Swim in this hypothetical?

Ah, who am I kidding? I'd take CN over Nick even without AS. I haven't enjoyed anything on Nick since SBSP started to suck.

>>77848129
Alternate Universes and the Musings of fourteen and a half blind 67year old Yiddish computer programmers.

CN
Nick shit the bed and it just can't recover. CN really really recovered after they shit the bed in 2009.

>>77848017
CN

>>77849944
>So Nick just had one good show after another.

I'm guessing English isn't your first language, is it?

>>77849722
don't know, I remember watching a lot of cartoon network when I was a child but never seen the Nick shows like rugrats and such, so either I didn't have the channel or my parents never put it on

Also, I'm not from america, maybe that can explain something?

>>77851202
I see. Well, it's possible your channels were vastly different.

>>77848017
I pick the white box

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>>77849513
>What is The Mighty B!
Shit.
>What is TUFF Puppy
Furry shit.
>What is El Tigre
Spic shit.
>Stay salty
Why would I be salty, I'm not the one subjecting myself to shit.

>>77848176
>had

>>77849872
At least Nick isn't Tumblr. So there's that.

>>77852338
That's what I said. Did you not read the OP? Nickelodeon outweighs Cartoon Network by a landslide, and I grew up watching CN more than I did Nick. I'm not saying CN is worse than Nick, they both had great and amazing shows.

But Nick has MORE better shows.

>>77852312
but you are salty :^).

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>>77852568
I'm sweet as several buttons. The only salt here is the taste of my spunk in your mouth.

>>77852445
>Did you not read the OP?
Not who you were responding to but the OP didn't say anything specific. Like there's nothing there about you getting the entire library of the network. Most people in this thread seem to take it as "What network you will watch as it is on cable currently and then forever afterwards". Like if someone fixed your cable box right now to do either one or the other.

So you're saying "had" but that's not gelling with people because those shows are over twenty years ago and you wouldn't get them with Nick if you chose that network now.

>outweighs Cartoon Network by a landslide

I'm pretty sure that gap has closed quite a while ago anyway.

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>>77852697
>my cum tastes like salt
how would you know, shitposter-kun?

>>77848017

The only good show on Nick is TMNT.

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>YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW CHANNEL
>vs
>DAN THE NIGHT RIDER SCHNEIDER CHANNEL
oh boy

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>>77852781
Virgin detected.

>>77848017
CN. Nickelodeon has one of the dumbest names in the major TV networks second only to ABC Freeform. Who thought of that name? Who said "we need a name kids can't spell and can barely say."

>>77852979
Dumbass detected.

>>77852911
TTG is based though.

CN.

Because TTG 24/7 is slightly better than Spongebob 24/7

>>77852953
just saying you should eat more veggies 's all :^)

mine tastes like goddamn candy

>>77853021
making fun of the show your show itself based off only serves as a crutch for shitty humor and poor justification for annoying characters (both of which are omnipresent in TTG). So I'd respectfully disagree with the 'based' notion.

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>>77848017
CN clone wars 2hype

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>>77853021

>>77853417
SU fan detected.

>>77853314
So much virginity in this post my god.

>>77853622
oh, you're one of those. your reply.

>>77853666
>Satan doesn't eat veggies
this is the reason behind god hating you :^)

>>77848017

Tough call but gotta go with CN.

>Prime Spongebob
>Prime Rugrats
>Ren & Stimpy
>Rocko's Modern Life
>Pete & Pete
>Angry Beavers
>Hey Arnold
>Kablam
Anyone who says Cartoon Network is an absolute faggot.

>>77852979

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Nickelodeon

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>>77854070
Okay whatever you say.

Cartoon network.it has adultswim.

>>77854150

>Tex Avery
>Toonheads
>Chuck Jones Show
>Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast
>Rick and Morty
>Venture Bros
>Justice League
>Megas XLR
>Samurai Jack
>Dexter's Lab

nigga we could do this all day. They're both good.

>>77854177
hope you learned to troll better :^).

Cartoon Network, gonna miss Spongebob though.

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>>77854177
Stop replying, dude.
We're he's hitting dangerous amounts of damage control.

But yea,
>Mighty B!
Cute concept, cute show
>TUFF Puppy
Never watched it. I learned to stay away from Hartman twice, no need to learn it a third time.
>El Tigre
Was this even aired that much? It felt like one of those shows that networks use as filler but never gave a shit about like My Dad the Rockstar, Almost Naked Animals or Scaredy Squirrel

It's a tough question. For sure, CN probably had 8 of the top 10 cartoons between them. But Nick had the GOAT, there is nothing from either network that comes close to Spongebob

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>>77854150
>OP says to choose only one network that you have to watch for the rest of your life
>most of those shows haven't been on Nick in a decade, some two decades
It's not "Which is the better network" CN is
lrn2read, faggot.

>>77849513
Just because you like it doesn't mean it was financially successful, dumbass.

I choose Nick.

>>77854453
>We're he's hitting dangerous amounts of damage control
nice assuming I'm the same guy

where the fuck do you even see 'd-damage control' in any of my posts you literal autist

also nobody gives two shits about your opinions

>>77852312
kek, why do you feel the need to shitpost this hard chief?

>nobody gives two shits about your opinions
You must give a shit because your salty ass replied :^)

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Nick.
Powerpuff Girls was based, but CN never had a Hey Arnold!.

>>77855207
>'I-I would click the quote button, but I'm too scared I might get insulted back!'
fucking kek, what a fucking joke.

>>77848017
cn because thats what i grew up on

>>77855281
>I make a mistake
>you consider it a win
Stay salty, faggot ;^)

>CN
I'd rather have a bit of good programming surrounded by super Heros making shitty fart jokes for 11 minutes because modern spongebob, shows that are literally fart jokes, and Dan "get in the van" Schiedner aren't worth it for just Harvey beaks.

CN

There's only so much Spongebob one man can take.

>>77855389
>>77855207
what was that you are saying about 'damage control', chief?

>:^
you can't troll for shit, senpai

>>77855754
Obviously I can.
;^*

>>77856013
lmao sure you do

>>77852312
>Spic shit.
>not liking El Tigre

/wow/

>>77855207
>>77855389
>>77856013
there's something strangely satisfying about a retard pretending to be retarded out of desperation for being called out as the hypocritical sack of shit he is, indirectly insulting people to save face, and resorting to posting the same /v/ meme time and over again in a poor attempt at damage controlling.

Especially when you just know he's probably hyperventilating the fuck out in front of his screen.

>>77850063
We just wait for Madrista to upload the Megas first, or watch it on a stream. Nobody actually watches TV anymore.

>>77848699
>Regardless of the past, present or future

CN.

Nothing on Nick since the 90's can compete with prime Toonami, except maybe ATLA. Yu-Yu Hakusho, Tenchi Muyo, G Gundam, Dragonball Z, Dragonball, Justice League and Justice League Unlimited, then there's Dexter's Lab and the Adult Swim lineup. No comparison.

Only prime Fox Kids was better.

CN, I never even liked Nick

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>>77860537
how did you make it past your childhood having missed most out on most quality shows in favor of Hanna barbera reruns?

>Dan "The Large Hymen Collider" Schneider Channel
or
>CN
decisions decisions

>>77852374
Nick IS tumblr.
CN shows just look like they were made by tumblrshits.

>>77858058
Still Nickelodeon.

>>77848017
CartoonNetwork? Is this even a fucking question?

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>>77854150
I can only stand 4 of those shows and one of them has aged horribly since the 90s.

>>77852979
top kek

>>77862086
thanks for letting us become aware of your personal preferences

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>>77848017
>past Nick was epic
>present Nick is Spongebob-choked wasteland
>Past CN was epic
>present CN is mediocre at best
I can't even decide.

>>77849722
CN wasn't always a basic channel, though. I remember watching it at my grandparents' place but we didn't have it at home when I was a kid. It used to be like Disney and some of those channels and was roped off in the more expensive packages.

>>77848699
idk. Nicks garbage phase started a long time ago, and they still haven't shown any signs of life yet. Yes Cartoon Network was in there place some time ago, but it didn't last nearly as long as Nicks. CNs dark times started after Nicks and revived itself much much sooner

>>77849513
But all those shows are absolute trash. TUFF Puppy was the only one that isn't nearly as bad as the rest, but it still wasn't too good

>>77864605
>TP better than fucking El Tigre
nah, fuck off

>>77852797
And, at least in my opinion, has gone way down hill since the second half of season 3. Admittedly, it was one of my favorite shows before that.

>>77861137
>Nick is Tumblr

I hate Nick, but could you please explain this? I've never saw anything from Nick that would lead me to call it Tumblr or tumblr related. I've never watched any of the live action shows, but I am aware of them and I don't think they equate to Tumblr either.

Teeny bopper Girl Power =/= Tumblr

>>77864669
Never watched El Tigre. Pretty sure I'm glad I didn't. Just because you like it, doesn't mean it was any good

>>77854150
Pretty sure none of those shows have aired in like a decade.

>>77850128

צי איר מיינען שיקער בלינד אָדער קענען נישט זען בלינד?

CN solely for Toonami

>>77848017
Nick barely even airs cartoons any more so CN.

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>>77848017
CN
Sorry I just never really watched much nick outside of hey arnold and mama Sugar keeps me fed with the waifus.

>>77864261
>epic
>bad taste
Cool post *wink*

CN no context, they defined both the Aniamtion Rennsainces on TV.

>>77868548
>le bad taste mamy
lol underage detected

>>77848017
>Regardless of the past, present or future
Doesn't that make the choice completely arbitrary? Why even choose at that point