Dumbing of Age thread

Lesbians are gross.

>>77840950
What's the bitch in the back's problem?

>>77840950
Welp so much for anything going between Becky and Joyce.

*Joyce has been Aggro*

*Autosave*

FUUUUUUCK!!!!

Also I'm not a dentist or anything but I don't believe teeth work like that.

>>77840979
Becky's bullshit wrecked her life.

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Lesbians are, just awesome.

>>77840979

She's a creationist.

>>77840950
Who cares? There's no point now that toedad is gone and te chase is over..

>>77840950
>only learning about evolution and extinction after getting into college

How is that even possible?

>>77841002
I hope that isn't the reason as Joyce was at least not angry at such things before.

Really if her new state is just to get pissed at whatever violates her world view as those self inserts imply. Shits to fucked up to continue as a comic with Joyce in it. Though its likely to just make her unlikable as Willis wanted her to be in the first place.

>>77841043
Toedad kept her home schooled and ignorant of everything. She's another of the authors self inserts bitching about how bad parents are keeping science away from him and garbage.

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>>77841042

I disagree. Every time a page of this gets posted I laugh at it. Posting it definitely has merit.

>>77840950
Becky is almost as bad as that black chick in shortpacked that always complained that not all comic books pandered to her.

>>77841064
Seems pretty far-fetched considering how easily she escaped him and enrolled into a college with no problems.

Also, that would imply she was raied in a hose without TV or internet as well.

>>77840950
why do you continue to post this garbage? do you really hate it and wanna riff it or are you secretly in love with the comic?

at this point, it seems like a really sad desperate attempt to turn dumbing of age into the next questionable content general

just move on, op

>>77841115

You don't have to respond, just hide the thread and move on.

>>77841150
you don't understand the mentality of a pious sjw do you? They don't ignore until they destroy

>>77841175
>>77841178
I think a lot of people dying would be pretty bad!

>>77841175
Americans living in one of the most scientific progressive countries in the world should at least be equally as progressive in their understanding of life rather than just being "PRAYZE DA LAWD JEZUS" and shoo shooing logic under the carpet

>>77841175
Don't see why not

>>77840993

They wont ever have sex with you. There's no point in getting turned on by something that by it's very definition will never, EVER have sex with you.

>>77841184
Ow, the edge.

>>77841192
you sound like a liberal. That's worked out really well with all migrant crisis hasn't it.

>>77840950
No one who made it to university would get so outlandishly mad at someone else for such a stupid reason as believing in evolution.

>>77841175

Woah, calm down Linkara.

>>77840993

lesbians done to titillate males have gotten so overused theyve become boring. And attractive ones only exist in movies

You shouldve seen the dykes who lived next door to me. Fugly as SHIT

>>77840956

This guy gets it

>>77841182
Yes, but some beliefs need to be respected, anon.
Besides, how do we know Evolutions isn't wrong? How do we know mankind wasn't created by a Jewish or Muslim God?

Anyone got a link to this shit? I'm not giving Willis a penny but I do enjoy the stupid ngggyyhaaahh expression he puts on all his characters while the fuck.

>>77841002

I don't recall her getting pissed off at Dina, if anything Dina went off on HER.

And as for being a creationist, I thought she had renounced Christianity. Youd think she'd be supporting evolution now for the sole reason that her parents wouldn't

>>77841203
Don't you have innocent Mexicans to slaughter for lulz elsewhere, Trump?

>>77841231
because we have evidence of millions of years of animals developing from parent to offspring to better adapt to their environment. Your thumbs are an example of that

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>>77841178
You win today. Walk with some pride today. You earned it

>>77841193
What you just said applies to literally all porn and especially drawn porn

>>77841257
How do we know Allah or Jehovah didnt put that there to test your faith hmmm? How do we know our thumbs weren't given to us by a creator?

>>77841225
There are some pretty attractive lesbians anon. Not all of them are ugly but most are. Which is the reverse of gay people rip me those shallow assholes.

>>77841272
because we've carbon dared fossils that are older than our allegedly 6000 years old earth.

just quit while you're ahead godfag

>>77841095
Becky's said in-comic that she had very restricted access to the internet as a kid. I'd wager she had an acceptable, to the point of being able to enroll in her other college, home schooling with massive gaps in her science knowledge.

>>77841115
We do it to annoy you. We want you to die a little bit inside everytime you see a thread until the day comes when you lay in the bathtub, swallow a bottle of pills, and slit your wrists. You have to understand that you're a sacrifice, a scapegoat upon which we place the sin of mediocrity and cast off into the outer dark so that we might have an amused chuckle at our tame riffing of a milquetoast comic unburdened by the weight of personal opportunity costs. So go, live your life as best you can for as long as you can hold out, we'll see you off in time; we can wait, we're very patient.

>>77841282
But those carbon's could just be an illusion put forth by Jehovah or Allah to test your faith!
Of maybe we'll all in the Matrix and don't know it?
Either way, those carbons may not actually exist and the world could be lie.
How could you prove you weren't in a simulation created by a machine or god? You can't. It's not like you were there when it happened.

>>77841042
>Who cares?

Obviously the OP and all of us making fun of it..

>> There's no point now that toedad is gone and te chase is over..

What part of shitting on a shitty webcomic made by an even shittier person are you not capable of comprehending?

Im genuinely trying to fathom why what we do here is of ANY concern to you. Every single thread regarding this or QC, you or someone else seems to have this compulsion to come here and tell us that we shouldnt make threads on this. Why? No seriously, I really and truly want to know why you can just let it go and participate in a thread that you DO like

>>77841115

YOU goddamn fucking move on.

Go make a thread about something YOU want to discuss. Hide this

Why should WE have to change for YOU?

>>77841369
>>77841389
It is extremely unhealthy to obsess over such petty things.
Go do something productive. Go outside for crying out loud.

>>77841262

At least whacking off to a picture of a heterosexual woman implies she WOULD theoretically have sex with you if she were real. Unlikely? Sure, but not impossible

Lesbians? Not even on a theoretical level

>>77841399

Unacceptable answer

It's not your place to dictate to us what should talk about Take your concern for our well being, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

Go. Just go. We will do what we fucking well please. ANd it's not your place to tell us otherwise

>>77841423
What about drawn porn?

>>77840979
She realized how much of a shit person her best friend really is.

>>77841272
Because creating a carefully constructed and 100% consistent illusion of an inconceivable old universe for the sole purpose of tricking paleontologists is not something a just and loving God would do.

>>77841309
Go home Descartes you're drunk

>>77841235
Man if Joyce deals with all this Becky lesbian bullshit by doubling down and becoming a full-on christian extremist she will finally ascend to ultimate waifu status.

>>77841284
>home schooling with massive gaps in her science knowledge.
How does an American university not have some kind of general aptitude test on enrollment for home school students. Specifically to catch shit like this.

>>77842111
>joyce
>ultimate waifu
My nigga

>>77841235
>And as for being a creationist, I thought she had renounced Christianity.

Christianity never had a problem with Evolution, christian heretics who renounced the Church of Rome do.

>>77842130

She was going to a Christian college or something like that.

Sad thing is I liked the one strip a but before this where Billie tricked Ruth into holding a meeting but than.Becky came back to ruin things.

>>77843324
I don't even mind Becky. I just hate how whenever she's around she's usually followed by a very heavy handed "christianity is bad" stigma. It's just not really good for holding my attention or feeling as if these characters are anything but a vehicle to spread his beliefs.

>>77842130
Because we try to help these poor souls, not turn them away.

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>>77841443
And here we see the elusive Autist in its natural environment. Notice how it lashes out at helpful advice and continues to express extreme anger and aggressiveness over drawings. Truly a fascinating creature, poppet.

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>>77840950
>panel 2 is just transparent
>didn't even bother putting the same background in

>>77841115
>>77841150

I swear to god we have this literal exact exchange every single time these threads appear

like a guy has a copypasta at the ready and the response queued up on his phone

>>77840979
She finally realized that she's in a shit comic.

>>77843690
Probably because these threads are becoming so predictable.

>>77840979
she needs a dicking

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Has anyone got the patron strips?

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>>77840979
Her Christian values were turned upside down when her best friend becomes a lesbo, but it didn't stop there.
Her best friend starts to learn about evolution, something she's been raised to think was bad, but it didn't stop there.
Her best friend's dad pulls a gun on everyone demanding she comes home, resulting in a campus 'superhero' rescuing her and putting the dad in the hospital for whiplash or something, but it didn't stop there.
She talks to her parents who were actually on the side of the dad that threatened to actually murder her, but it didn't stop there.

It never stops. The ride never stops.

>>77840950
So when does she finally hook up with black kid and fuck his brains out?

>>77845292
I'm intrested in Joyce busting Becky in the face which I think is bound to happen.

Becky rides high while Joyce life goes to shit.

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>>77845292
>The ride never stops
Yes, but it's a boring ride, so who cares?

>>77845350
Pretty much, now its just going to be how great Becky is now being away from her parents in a life of Sciecne and blah blah.

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>>77845384
Man, compare that to past willis, where shit actually had consequences.
http://www.itswalky.com/

>>77845350
That makes it worse. You're stuck on a boring ride, no ups or downs, just a never endling slog on level plane. And you can't. Ever. Get. Off.

>>77841275
gays dont have shallow assholes

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>>77845265
Patreanon hasn't shown up in a while - not sure why, but I assume Willis got pissed that they were giving away exclusive shit for free.
>>77845407
That sequence doesn't make that much sense (why did Mirror Joyce take her boot off regular Joyce's head?) but compared to that stupid car chase it's the modern equivalent of this pic.

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>>77845265
Loud and clear

>>77846191
Quick, we need a theology expert here!

>>77840979
Joyce is a Real Woman now, and must act Jaded and Cynical like every other web comic female character.

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>>77846191
I was also referring to the Patron bonus strips.

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>>77846540
Yeah sure

>>77846191
Or maybe it was the dinosaurs.

>>77846401
it was the dinosaurs. Or that cunt that opened Pandora's jar. But probably the dinosaurs.

>>77846401
The pope can reconcile original sin, creation and evolution. It takes a pretty shallow thinker to assume everything is a lie because of one falsehood.

Like, Joyce's creation is equally disproven by "there's no physical garden of Eden anywhere."

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>>77846595
>[

>>77845407
Ahh, the Anti-Joyce arc, where she deals with her id by shooting her in the face. And now Joyce is dealing with her issues by becoming Anti-Joyce.

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>>77846595
There was also a Becky one added today, wasn't there.

>>77846401
She was probably taught stuff wrong anyways, humans were banished from Eden after eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, but I'm pretty sure primordial earth outside still existed with pain and death outside of garden of Eden before that with Leviathan and Behemoth and stuff. Cause God did kill one of the Leviathans he created and it's going to serve the faithful when the messiah comes.

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>>77846632
>And now Joyce is dealing with her issues by becoming Anti-Joyce
I wish.
If anything that would be an improvement.
>>77846625
This seems like something that would kick off a mini plotline with how Kaitlin's parents would react.

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>>77846633
>mfw I read that in Oderus Ungerus' voice

Here's a dump of all the Joyce & Walky Subscription links if anyone wants to read it:
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>>77846896
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>>77840950
>Dumbing of Age
>Dumbing of Becky
>Becky of Age
>Becky of Becky by Beckid "Becky" Beckis

>>77846191
Meh, if there's one thing Willis knows, it's the bible, so I can kinda understand this jaded response Joyce is having to her entire life collapsing like this.

Becky being all "haha yeah science btw fuk u dad" is still really uncomfortable to read considering it's literally Willis being too much of a pussy to confront his own parents about it so he acts it out with comic characters.

>ctrl+F
>"I like this"
>0 results.

These threads have kinda out lived the joke. Why do you keep making them?

>>77847600
This is the first DoA thread I've seen in a while... not saying things didn't get stupid for a while, but by the same token I don't think we shouldn't stop them entirely. I'd say if we have to have these, then just one a week so we have something to get our teeth into.

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>>77840993

Lesbians are only hot if you are living in 90's or force your girlfriend to kiss another girl.

Lesbians are basically live porn to you.

I really like this.

>>77847080
>g it's literally Willis being too much of a pussy to confront his own parents about it so he acts it out with comic characters.
He has confronted his parents about this.

It didn't turn so well with his mother that has kept trying to "bring him back", but he is in good term with his father.

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>>77841231
>some beliefs need to be respected

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>>77845292

>>77846625
Ah Becky forcing herself on others, and the reader.

>>77846603
But then he couldn't turn her into an ager ridden college girl that swears and punches.

>>77846191
Why the fuck would Joyce be offended by science and the study of such things. It was the church that kept that stuff alive in the dark ages. Odd things to get hung up on here.

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>>77846896
>>77846914
>He actually drew Good Joyce lewd

Blimey.

>>77849490
Yeah, modern day american protestants sure do love the teaching of evolution in schools

Sorry it's taken so long to get the censorship of the latest porn comic out, by the way. I couldn't work during Thanksgiving week; it's not exactly an easy topic to explain to your parents that you censor shitty porn comics for people on the Internet.

>>77846062
>Patreanon hasn't shown up in a while - not sure why, but I assume Willis got pissed that they were giving away exclusive shit for free.
Nah, the guy who was making the regular threads stopped when we figured that the car chase story finally ended.

But I guess it never ends.

>>77849667
They've always been rather thick.

>>77849490
Protestants are the scum holding us back

They're only slightly better than the Muslims

>>77846191
I hope this dosent stop becky, id rather her keep up her studies.

>>77849768
If they had their way they'd be just about equal in that regard cept holding us to the 16th-17th Century rather than the 4th-5th Century Petty much mirrors beyond that.

>>77846401
http://www.catholic.com/tracts/adam-eve-and-evolution

Tldr; Catholics are allowed to believe in theistic evolution and that the human body evolved. With the condition that at homo sapien God gave humanity a soul.

Also Catholics still are required to believe their was an actual Adam and Eve and all of humanity comes from their genetics. Which is something that conflicts with science since that'd lead to bottleneck genetics.

>>77846595
I don't get it.

>>77846625
I don't get this either.

>>77849316
That's almost what it feels like.
How do we know that without the parents this scenario would not have ended in rape?

You know what? I'm just gonna say it now.
Becky is probably a lesbian rapist. She at least as the sociopathic tendencies of a lesbian sociopath.

>>77850037
Joyce isn't a Catholic, though. In fact she looks down on Catholics.

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>>77849768
Protestants are far worse than Muslims.

Show me a Muslim Creation Museum.

They should have burnt Luther at the Stake.

>>77850037
>Also Catholics still are required to believe their was an actual Adam and Eve
Fun Fact: Adam in the original book is a term for all of humanity; not an actually person.

>>77850092
Nice try, Salim

>>77850087
Someone mentioned it, don't really care of American protestants opinions because they're literally the anti-science meme atheists like to trumpet.

>>77850103
Then why is Adam mentioned in genealogies like if he was the first patriarch in a lineage?

>>77850154
a mixture of the fact that most of the books weren't written at the same time and translation errors

Hey, anybody got the Becky edits that Willis hated?

>>77846191
Jesus fucking christ, there are even judaic texts that predate evolution that tell the myth of creation is a metaphore.

>>77850037
>Also Catholics still are required to believe their was an actual Adam and Eve and all of humanity comes from their genetics

We were taught Evolution in History, and Adam and Eve were regarded as allegorical figures taught in Religion.

>>77850154
Because the writers of the bible didn't understand everything everybody else wrote. The Bible isn't a book, it's a series of books which were composed separately by many people over many centuries, often orally.

>>77850193
Even Augustine thought the Creation Myth was allegorical, though he did believe in an actual Adam and Eve.

People have to realize that Fundamentalism is an incredibly young interpretation of the Biblical texts.

Fundamentalism is contemporaneous with fucking Nietzsche.

http://thewebcomicsreview.tumblr.com/post/134173872845/the-storylines-over-and-now-that-it-is-i-wanted#notes
The guy at The Webcomics Review has his own take on Willis' opinion on Becky's recent storyline.

>>77850265
Yea a overreaction to secular advancements often more harmful than than helpful.

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>>77850179
Here you go, champ
>>77850479
>You literally could have replaced Becky with a set of golf clubs, and the plot would’ve done just fine.
Okay, this guy is my new favourite person on tumblr

>>77846401
the garden of eden was a closed off paradise, the rest of the world functioned as normal, plus there is no sin without free will so animals are incapable of sinning

Wasn't Willis an insanely Christian when he was young? What great event in life caused him to do a total 180 and become an insanely liberal instead?

>>77850969
I'm not sure, but I figure going to university and running into all sorts of different viewpoints made some difference.

Even then, I wonder how much he exaggerates when he says how hardcore Christian he was. His very first comic strip that appeared in the student paper was hardly preachy (save for the rare ones like when he whines about C.E. being used instead of A.D.).

>>77851230
Iirc he didn't masturbate at all through his teenage years because he thought his grandparents were watching in heaven.

>>77849623
joyce is best girl

>>77851369
I eagerly await the day he giver her a patreon comic, then I can finally stop giving dumbing of age any attention.

>>77850969
Puberty. He's one of those kids that decided he has to be the exact opposite of his parents because he blames them for all his shortcomings.

>>77849195

Didn't his father tone it down a lot once he got away from his mom or something?

Is his mom just some kind of crazy?

>>77850037
>Also Catholics still are required to believe their was an actual Adam and Eve and all of humanity comes from their genetics. Which is something that conflicts with science since that'd lead to bottleneck genetics.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-chromosomal_Adam
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

>>77840956
fluids everywhere.

>>77840950
Is there something wrong with Becky's mouth? Are her teeth stuck together? Does she know how to smile with her lips closed

>>77841002
so she's retarded?

>>77851230
Notice how nobody had sex in Roomies, and people acted like this was totally normal? At the time I read it, I thought this was because the elitist coastal school I went to was out of touch with middle American mores. Nope, turns out Indiana's just like New England in this respect, Willis was just a Christian with his head up his ass.

>>77851891
>Is his mom just some kind of crazy?
To hear him rant about her on IRC ten years ago, yes.

>>77843324
I was so happy when Willis went back to the one good storyline in DoA.

And then he went back to Becky. And then I was sad.

You do realize, the more you complain about Becky, the more Willis is going to put her in the strip to spite you?

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>>77850915
Marvelous... if only Willis wasn't a hack.

>mfw he threw a hissy fit over the edits, calling them cliched tripe
>mfw this is the same guy who though "FUCK YA! SCIENCE BITCHES!" is an appropriate substitute for interesting characters or plot development

>>77853705

Good. We'll complain so much every comic is about Becky and the entire story is derailed.

>>77853736

he did?

Show me his twits or tumblr or whatever he is on.

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>>77853736

Yeah, he sure did.

>>77853705
the more Willis sabotaging his comic with more Becky the more his Patron Dosh will dry up

>>77846191
Adam and Eve is allegory of our awakening to the understanding of the mechanisms and processes of the world around us, with the price of being aware of how we sin. Animals can commit cruel acts, but they are sinless because they cannot understand the nature of their actions. We can and we still disobey the plan.

Evolution is merely the means through which we became crafted to our creator's image and now are what we are. Yes, Joyce can still be raised in this literal crap, and that is just going to run into these problems, but I doubt Willis will try and be nuanced and explain that point. It's just 'AYY LMAO GOD'S EVIL AND BRONZE AGE LIES BY THE PATRIARCHY'

Fuck I'm an atheist too and even I at least get the nuances of the stuff I said no to.

>>77854145
The way the internet works now, no matter how terrible your work is, you can surround yourself with a fandom that uncritically loves everything you do. Even the incurably awful Assigned Male has its fans. Rest assured, Willis's Patreon loves Becky and wants the strip to just be Becky all the time.

Willis is just a broken individual IMO. I think while he adopts a lot of fandoms and geeky traits and still presents as an adult, he's totally a manchild. He's incapable of divorcing his upbringing and his own issues with his parents from himself as a person, and taking ownership of himself as a person. I would say he should see a therapist but I'm sure he already does. It really sucks for kids who are raised by awful parents (although for absolute prime abuse I'd rate high grade narcissists over fundies, mind you narcissists can also be fundies) and it leaves them with lifelong damage, but the only way to function healthily with that is to be able to draw a line as an adult and take charge of determining your own life. To leave that parent baggage behind.

>>77853956
>Took away what made Becky, Becky

Willis literally had a scene earlier where Becky was terrified her dad was going to die because he bought a gun to a school and went with him because she still loved him. How did those edits contradict that?

Her behaviour as soon as the incident ended (literally as she's still in a flipped car) were a whiplash and a half. Then came the "confrontation" which Willis even pretty much admitted was what he tried to do with his parents, despite the fact Joyce is supposed to be his self-insert of his Christian days. Which means HE put her out of character by doing that with a different character.

>>77854145
Becky and Dina are the two most popular characters.

Also Mike oddly enough.

>>77853736
We don't get to have nice things.

>>77843504

Your "advice" was not asked for

Let's drop the bullshit. You didn't give this "Advice" out of any genuine concern for our well being. You know it. I know it. What you did was come in here and dictate to us what we can and cannot post about

You dont like these discussions, hide them

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I'll also post this because it's amazing.

>>77843690

Saying hide the thread is a logical solution. The people who dont like this threads have them out of sight and out of mind. And we can talk about what we want.

We should not have to change because others dont want to talk about something.

Untill the admin of this board makes a direct rule refusing threads on these topics, we do in no uncertain terms have every right in the world to discuss DoA and/or QC. And nobody, I repeat NOBODY has the right to tell us to do otherwise

>>77845292

Walky actually HATES his mother for saying she loved him enough to die for

Cutting off all communication because your mom said she loved you? THats beyonf FUBAR

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>>77840950
BRISBY!

>>77856043

The weird thing is he still does talk to his parents. They're still visiting him so he's not actually cut off contact completely.

>>77855759
I almost respect doing that, it's just the way he got to his goal was stupid.

>>77856125
He cut off his mom, but only in the last year or so.

>>77850092
>show me a Muslim Creation Museum
Believe me, they are far, FAR more backwards and retarded. You also have these retards actually in authoritarian control over multiple countries to the point if you don't follow their retarded beliefs you can be jailed or worse.

>>77846633

Wouldnt it just be easier and more effective to simply type out your text in an easy to read font?

This looks too messy and disjointed

>>77849056

I say it's not your place to tell us how often to post

You dont want to see these threads, hide them. This will give you what you want

>>77856294
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/131452114702/definitely-leaving-this-on-the-coffee-table-when

He still hangs out with his dad at least.

>>77851891
>Is his mom just some kind of crazy?

According to him, yes.

But I don't think we can ever count him as a truly reliable witness

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>>77846191
>not willing to accept the possibility of a real, willingly capricious God when the Old Testament exists.
>not willing to accept that the real phenomenon of the death of Jesus, the Christ, was the creation of a world without such a God.
>not willing to take the true path to authentic atheism: Christian communes

>>77846191
Yesssss. I can only hope this is leading to Joyce getting more and more fed up with all the bullshit around her till she finally just lets it all loose. Fucking pinpoint accuracy attacks on everybody.
>Becky never believed in the Bible
>Ruth is a cunt with problems and shouldn't be allowed to take care of a goldfish, let alone be in charge of other people.
>Walky just fucking study you biscuit-lips
>Oh look it's Amazi-Girl! Hey everybody it's Amazi-Girl! You know the only fat ass white girl with brown hair on the whole fucking campus!?
>Oh boohoo, I'm too black and that's why my parents don't love me, it has nothing to do with the fact that I acted like a total cunt my entire life and robbed a convenience store in my early teens.
>Fuck you Ethan, there's like a hundred gay dudes on the fucking campus and you're worried about seeming out of place?! Brown Willis over there got a goddamn blow job in the band room just last week!

>>77846191
Evolution should only bother you if you don't believe that God is omnipotent. God's supposed to be a being that can do everything and anything.

>>77856935

It's funny but she actually robbed two convenience stores.

>>77846625
I like families that wear matching shirts.

>>77857069
I'm not even surprised anymore. Willis just needs to have the parents visit again and then have Sal accidentally walk in on her mom being fucked by Joe. Or Mike. Or both.

>>77854792
"Took away what made Becky, Becky" is code. "What made Becky Becky" was Willis. His opposition is that he didn't make the edits, and he's personally offended that anybody did.

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What went wrong?

>>77854975

Becky is pretty divisive I think in that her story alienated a lot of his older fans but brought in a lot of newer ones...

In theory Becky is actually a great character but he writes her so badly it ruins all her potential.

>>77858734
Money.

>>77858734

>He lets Mike use gay as a slur in the one patreon strip

I wish I had saved it since it was actually kind of funny.

I've said it once and I'll say it again. Willis writes perfectly good "funnies". It's not amazing but it's serviceable.

He just can't write actual drama. politics, or serious stories to save his life.

Even when I agree with him politically I feel like he's too heavy handed.

>>77846191
That's actually the most logical explanation I've ever heard for being against evolution. I don't agree with it, but I can tell it's actually well thought out, unlike that whole "my grandpa wasn't a monkey" shit. Plus it's an actual grievance, instead of a blanket dismissal of anything which disagrees with the bible, no matter how irrelevant. You don't normally get that kind of rationality from anyone crazy enough to believe in creationism.

Did Willis think this up on his own, or is this a common theological argument against evolution?

>>77859274

This is how Willis felt when faced with evolution.

That accepting would mean his entire life would have been a lie.

>>77853499
>Notice how nobody had sex in Roomies, and people acted like this was totally normal?
I read it back when I was in grade (or maybe early middle) school, when I had no idea that sex was usually an active part in most college relationships. Looking back on it, it does seem a little weird.

>>77846896
>>77846914
Cool, thanks.

>>77859274
>>77859304
The big problem with this is that theologians have debated for *centuries* about the nature of Sin and its relation to the primordial pair, and increasingly with how they as well as other facets of the Bible are compatible with scientific interpretations that, most people recognize, are vital to our modern livelihoods.

I mean, fuck's sake, there are even arguments that Christianity, unlike Islam or Judaism, is inherently atheistic. There's really no reason for Joyce, an edumerkatered youth person, to have such an ardent and puritanical perspective on Original Sin while also lacking enough resolve to be comfortable with some other Human studying evolutionary theory.

>>77854643
And in a few months, he's going to be transferring his baggage to his new twins. That, or trying to rebrand himself as a Cool Nerd Dad.

That's going going to be interesting to watch.

>>77846401

science vs religion has always been a false dilemma (logical fallacy) the vast majority of US Christians have no qualms what so ever with modern scientific and mathematical theory in any regard, so it's not either science is right and religion is wrong or vise versa, the majority of religious peoples don't see a conflict at all.

hilariously enough the biggest proponents of this logical fallacy are fundamentalist dogmatic pure blind faith type Christians, and atheists.

although the depiction of this argument isn't entirely inaccurate to what some people believe especially when you get into the south or the bible belt. but the christian girl's reasoning is more an atheist argument against Christianity than any specific doctrine I've ever heard of. It really seems like a straw-man argument where her world view will soon get destroyed by euphoric fedora reasoning.

>>77840956
Also extremely domestically violent.

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>>77859703
>Willis
>father
Are webcomics that exhibit a clear and debilitating self-hatred grounds enough to grant the state custody over children?

>>77859731
I thought their rates paled in comparison to male homosexuals' domestic violence numbers.

>>77842566
>Christians never had a problem with Evolution

Thought I was the literal only one.

>>77859755
Nope, relationships become more violent the more females are involved.

Male homosexuals prefer to kill themselves.

>>77859734
Willis and his wife are both white, so no.

>>77859791
Those poor, innocent children. They did nothing to deserve a father such as He.

>>77855759
See also >>77850479.

>the redhead always has that shit eating grin of righteousness on her face

I'm not going to like this am I

>>77842566
>>77859621

I moved to the bible belt when I was in middle school and my science teachers not only refused to teach it, but any time it came up they'd start reading from the bible even thought it wasn't allowed.

My one history teacher told us not to answer one of the test questions as it was wrong. The question was about how Christianity, Judaism, and Islam were all based around the same god. Being a little shit edgelord 13 year old I went ahead and answered it correctly. She pulled me aside and began to read the bible to me in order to make me understand that I was wrong....

I can believe Joyce would be raised to discard evolution. Those types still do exist. It's certainly not everyone though.

>>77859237
I did like the use of Retarded in one of these members only strips. Somehow I doubt he'd use that again. even though it's a perfectly acceptable word to use as a scientific term.

>>77859926
Personally I don't have a problem with Joyce's reaction in the most recent strip. As another anon pointed out, it's actually a relatively level-headed argument against evolution (provided you're a fundamentalist nutjob).

My problem is I know Joyce's whole arc is leading up to her rejecting Christianity as stupid rather than maturing and letting her beliefs grow around her newfound knowledge, and that Willis is going to handle it all in the most ham-fisted way possible.

I mean, I know that at the end of the day I'm just whining that Willis isn't writing exactly what I want to read, but there you have it.

>>77850179
>>77850915

Did Willis say something about these edits and if so where can I find the shit that he vomited out?

>>77860334

Oh, nevermind, scrolled down and found them. You know, like a normal person that reads threads before replying.

Dave Willis doesn’t know anything about biology or evolution, he just think Christians hate it.

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>>77847080
>if there's one thing Willis knows, it's the bible

>It's a "Dave being a little faggot bitch about his parents " strip

>>77860272
Well it is terrible writing and utterly tone deaf in most places.

I mean few called it that he'd be terrible and have at least one of Joyce's parents side with the lunatic.

Yea sure a few parents would die for their children. But not take a gun and assault a campus because "Science is the Devil". Much less defend the asshole who held their child at gunpoint.

Though really he's just turning Joyce into a shit because people didn't automatically hate her naive religious based ideology and wasn't a bad person about it. Now she's an asshole and actually going to become one of the worst people to be around.

>>77840950
>almost 200 replies
I think I'm going to be sick.
To keep my food down, I'm going to pretend it's all one shitposter with a proxy.

>>77860992
There's about 82 posters

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>>77860992
This is only a dream, and you can't wake up.

>>77861338
dat hamfist in panel 1

>>77861338

I feel like Autismasaurus is a fun character trapped in a comic that doesn't deserve her.

>>77861644
the reason she's best is because Willis is the ultimate autist, so an autist is the only character he can make remotely interesting

>>77860839

Which is funny because she's slowly becoming him...

>>77861338
What's she doing with her fingers in the last panel?

>>77862591

Making a come hither gesture

>>77862591
That's one of the signs of the lizard people to signal the invasion

>>77850154
Continuity error, it will probably be fixed in the reboot.

>>77860839
>Well it is terrible writing and utterly tone deaf in most places.
But it's actually pretty great writing in a few others. For instance, Willis actually did a good job of setting up Sal as the unfavorite. Her mom's white, and her dad and brother don't seem to care about being black, which sets her up as the odd one out because she wants to look and act black. Had he actually developed this a bit more, it could have been really interesting. Instead, he jumped straight to racism in the most unrealistic way possible.

>>77860639

He also thinks that, if you buy a Transformers Chinese factory test shot on Ebay, you are a thief

>>77860992
>I think I'm going to be sick.

Why?

Why does the level of activity this thread matter to you so much.?

I truly don't get people like you

>>77861686

Walky has diagnosed himself as an Aspie

>>77862591

She's pointing to herself.

Yes, it's terribly drawn, but it's pretty obvious

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>>77861338
Jesus Christ, It feel like I'm in point of view of a bitter atheist that hates all religion.

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>>77840950

Was tempted to make a new thread for this but I didn't want to be the guy making a second David Willis thread in the catalog.

>>77863166

You know, Willis, some things are best kept to yourself.

>>77853956
>just proving to me ... that you have zero respect for me as a human being
Yes Willis, that's the point. Well done.

>>77864000

Bear in mind that his wife looks like himself too.

So imagine sitting next to yourself while watching the shitty star wars sequels for some reason, and you see yourself start lactating.

And you are dead, and this is hell.

>>77861338
Why the hell does Mike of all characters care?

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>>77864201
>So imagine sitting next to yourself while watching the shitty star wars sequels for some reason, and you see yourself start lactating.

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My Little Lesbian Can't Be This Heretical.

>>77860272
Am I the only one who found it weird that Joyce is arguing from original sin? She's a non-denominational Protestant using a Catholic argument.

>>77862863
Dina more than likely is an actual aspie.

>>77864201
Imagine it from his wife's perspective.

>sitting next to yourself watching Star Wars when suddenly you start lactating
>look over and see the XY version of yourself sitting there obsessing about his childhood even though he's past thirty
>your baby kicks and all you can feel is a sensation of encroaching dread that will be his attempts at parenting

>>77853956
So what he's saying is that being a total bitch is what makes up Becky's personality?

>>77864000

That reminds me of that incident in an old transformers thread. He did the same embarassing shit there and people got annoyed.

>>77864201
>mpreg
>mlactation

THE DEEPEST REALM

>>77858734
I'll be honest, I'm new to Willis's wacky ride and I have no intention of giving him page reviews - but what is the deal with these two? They had their own comic, and they were a couple in a few other comics - but not this one? Cause if their an item in this universe she needs the dick to calm her down.

>>77855759
In other words Becky was never in any danger at all because the universe would bend over backwards to save her, just to defy "fridging" the lesbian.

This is bad writing 101.

>>77855759
so the point of the whole mess was just so willis'd have something to pat himself in the back about

nothing we didn't know already but nice of him to admit it

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>>77864391
Mike was the most popular character in a poll he did (lesbian and dinosaur lesbian didn't count as that was clear recency bias and also done because it was up in the air if they'd still be around).

I imagine he then retroactively drew Mike into a few more panels even if he doesn't contribute anything.

>>77865274
The DoA comic is supposed to be an alternate universe sort of deal to the Walky universe, if I'm not mistaken. Actually, I think is supposed to be a literal high-school-A.U.-esque deal.

>>77865274
Every comic before DoA takes place in a different universe, whilst each had different characters that rarely interacted before DoA.

>Roomies - About Danny (Willis' original self insert) and Joe at College. Joyce appears as a crazy Christian and is desperate for that Danny dick. Ruth is killed by a truck which leads to Danny and Billie banging, having two kids and becoming Sunday School teachers. Also Danny used to date Sal.

>It's Walky! - Walky, Joyce (same Joyce from Roomies), Mike and a few others were all kidnapped by aliens as kids and given superpowers. Alien wants to take over world, they stop it. Some characters die and come back to life, Sal and Walky find out they are long lost twins. Walky and Joyce get engaged.

>Joyce and Walky - Slightly more slice-of-life than It's Walky, is about the two preparing for their wedding. Stuff like Danny and Billie getting married is shown here as well. Eventually Walky randomly talks about how he wanted to bang Dorothy in high school so he became really smart. Alien from last comic comes back and finds Dorothy, now bitter she turned Walky down, and brainwashes her into thinking every universe J&W are together leads to Joyce killing Walky. She goes to stop the wedding (still possessed by alien) using the future kids of various characters but fails. They get married and stuff. Becky is in this as their next door neighbour and her dad is also a bible thumper in this universe.

>Shortpacked - A toy store with weird sci-fi stuff going on. This is about Amber, Ethan, Mike, Robin (the senator lady), Leslie (the gender studies teacher) and others. Random stuff happens, Mike and Amber get married and have a kid, Ethan is still gay, Robin and Leslie bang and use science to have triplets.

DoA is all these characters put together in the same college and changed to all be 18 at the same time minus a few (English guy, Robin and Leslie).

>>77854643
Basically.

>>77860661
There's a post on his tumblr where he demonstrated some decent theological chops.

>>77864064
>YOU GO AWAY NOW *poof*

Man, being an online personality is significantly easier when you can control your fandom with an iron fist and just hit the ban button when something rubs you wrong.