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I just watched this movie and it was terrible. lets talk about it.

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I just watched this movie and it was terrible.
lets talk about it.
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>>77839689
just post the mind rape webm already.
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>>77839689
Why would you want to talk about terrible things, OP? Why don't you talk about something you like instead?
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>>77839740
might as well not disappoint you then
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>>77839770
What the fuck is going on here?
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>>77839689
Why would you watch it?
Don't tell me you watched it just to complain about it.
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>>77839689

What else is there to talk about?

Its

>Dreamworks
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I can't seem to remember what his catchphrase was. Help me out /co/
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>>77839848
FAGGOOOOOOOOT
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>>77839848

it was

>word 2 ya mutha

iirc
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>>77839848
WIMMY WAM WAM WOZZLE
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>Actually watched the movie
>THEN came to the conclusion it's terrible

You couldn't tell from the previews, anon?
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>>77839892
Sometimes, even when you know something is a horrible mistake, you still have to make it. Like when your waitress tells you that your plate is hot, but you touch it anyway.
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>>77839848
BRAIN BLAST
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>>77839892
>blindly calling something terrible when you haven't even seen it

That kind of behavior should not be encouraged.
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>>77839848
BENIN
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>>77839848
jenga
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>>77839689
Can't say I expected anything else, with how terrible the source material was, and the fact that they cast the Bazingoid as the alien.
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MY HANDS
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>>77839764
>Talking about things we like on a 4chan interest board
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>>77839689
It was just a huge Rihanna animated vanity project.
...
A vanimation.
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>>77839689
Frankly, at this point, I gave up on Dreamworks and Sony movies. They are completely pointless and boring. Or maybe I just forgot how to enjoy things, I dunno
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>>77840067
Sauce on pic?
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>>77840089
Little Princess. Recent frog-made animated movie. There is english dub on torrents
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>>77839848
ZIMBABWE
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>>77839848

BA SING SE
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>>77839689
MY HANDS
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>>77839689
It was cute. You're probably a tween currently a boring person. Someday you'll learn that everything you hate will age like a fine wine that you crave like the disgusting sard you truly are.
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>>77839689

I always watch movies in their original language, but I'm gonna have to find a dub of this one, because I refuse to subject myself to Rihanna's voice.
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>>77839689
The book was better.
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>>77839689
I just wanted some tip x alien porn why did no one do any
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>>77839689
It is just mediocre
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>>77839848
Afganistan!
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>>Tumblr has a high number post urging people to go see this cause black female who is not sexualized

Does quality even mean anything to them?
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>>77839848
WHO THE HELL IS BRUCE WAYNE?
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>>77839848
>20 years in the cubes, twerp
as you can see from the symol on his chest, he's Batman (Karl Rayner), it's sad nu-/co/ doesn't know even the most iconic catchphrases anymore
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It was pretty bland. A lot of the jokes seemed like they were out of early 2000 internet pop culture.
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The worst part about it is that the book it's based on is great and Dreamworks is going to have a firm grip on the adaptation rights since they're developing a Netflix show and maybe a sequel.
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>>77839848
JUMANJI
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>>77839848
BAZINGA
AZINGA
ZINGA
INGA
NGA
GA
A

ZIMBINGA
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>>77839848
Pelvic Magic
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>>77839848
SAMBUCA!
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>>77839689

Also the music was terrible and there were like, six fucking montages. That's too many goddamn montages.

What a shame, because the book is actually really good.
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>>77839972
I guess Foodfight is a masterpiece cause I haven't seen it and only saw the trailer
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>>77839848
JUST
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>>77839848
QUETZALZATENANGO
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> that dream works face
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I would've liked this movie better if it were about Tip being abducted by giant alien women with huge breasts who wanted to keep her as a pet/experimentation guinea pig.
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I just watched it last week. It had the glimmerings of a really good movie with a genuine message, but they fucked up. I cringed so many times at:
>Every time a Rhianna song was forced into the movie
>Every time Gratuity's accent changed
>Every time the space squid did an Asberger's thing
>THAT FUCKING DANCE PARTY AT THE END GOD DAMN IT I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS

I only watched it because the Croods was fantastic and I was hoping for more of the same. I was wrong Prometheus, I was so wrong.
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All I remember is feeling like an asshole every time they show Tip's unnaturally adult hips and thinking, "Damn, that little girl is gonna be built like a brick shithouse in a couple years."

>>77839770

Why was this necessary? They were going on the alien Internet, right? Why does the alien Internet need to mind rape you to work?

>>77842363

This. The book was fantastic, I dunno how you can fuck up source material that badly. I blame Rhianna aka "let me shove my career into this movie to save it" and Bazinga Guy being utterly impossible to relate to even in animation form.

>>77843964

I highly doubt this would've gotten past the censors anon.
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>>77839848
SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN
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>>77839848
ONE MORE THING
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You did not wave your arms in the air like you just do not care, OP?
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>>77844404
way too lewd
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I almost got mad at the smugness of the main character's name.

"Gratuity Tucci", a gratuity being a is a sum of money customarily tendered, in addition to the basic price, to certain service sector workers for a service performed or anticipated.
In short, a "tip", which is what they call her for short.

Who the fuck thought, "that's a good idea, really funny"?
Does that sound like something anyone would name their kid? "Gratuity"? And only for the purpose of making a fucking joke about Tipping?
Nevermind the fucking horrible speech pattern of the aliens, why did they decide that was a good name.
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>>77844443
>Does that sound like something anyone would name their kid? "Gratuity"? And only for the purpose of making a fucking joke about Tipping?
Black people give their kids weird-ass names.
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They spent 50% of the budget on making realistic black people hair so she kept fucking changing it in every scene to make the absolute most of it.
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>>77844443
>>77844484

I always just assumed her mom was a waitress at a bar who got drunk and fucked a patron, and the "tip" he left her was Gratuity.

It's actually more funny from an adult perspective, really.
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