Why did he marry a slut?

>>77834816
Because the rectum game ridiculous.

Alcoholic sluts are the best. I'd marry one, too, if I was into marriage.

head game so vicious and the pussy so deep he could have drown twice

>marrying white women

>>77834933
>marrying women

>>77834862
>>77834891
This, she's a masochistic submissive slut with ridiculous pussy pooper and head game and good wife partner material on top of that.

And she was the only heroine/villainess in the 616 who didn't see him as probably the best fuck in the cape game but a joke of a hero and saw him as a real person.

>>77834933
>gets framed for a crime he didn't commit
>volunteers for a process that gives him bulletproof skin
>little mulatto baby is kidnapped and replaced with a shape-shifting alien

Shouldn't have been fucking around with them white girls.

>>77835141
Uhg, gross

>>77834816

>Marrying a women you slept with prior
>Slut

Because she is Bendis' self-insert.

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>>77835177
In other words >>77836320

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because he's got a thing for anal sex with rastafarians
tell me she doesn't look like one in this page
you fucking can't

Luke:
Tigra
She-Hulk
Jessica Jones
Jessica Drew
Danny Rand


Jessica:
Agent Quartermain
Luke Cage
Scott Lang
Purple Man

>>77834816
Why did a slut marry a nignog?

>>77837579

The salt is real

>>77835141
the repeated panels bother me so much. coupled with the godawful art, how does anyone actually like this?

>>77837751
It's Bendis. Sometimes he still manages to write good stories like Alias and Powers.

>>77834816
Because he was in love with her and they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together.

I'm guessing.

>>77834816
Read the comic you lazy fuck

>>77837565
Grape Drank never touched her. That is canon.