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New teaser released. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6as 8ahAr1Uc

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New teaser released.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6as8ahAr1Uc
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So why are they enemies now?
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Complete waste of a preview.
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>teaser
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>>77833613
Its a nightmare sequence.
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>>77833669
No idiot.
It's a KNIGHTMARE sequence
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They said it was a sneek peak idiots, it's your own fault for expecting more. Now we wait for Wednesday.
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Fucking love it, Batfleck looks great
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So full trailer on Wednesday. Cool.
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Full trailer is coming Wednesday on Kimmel
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>>77833550
Am I supposed to be hyped now?
Am I supposed to be hyped when they release the full trailer on wednesday?
Am I supposed to feel as I did in the CW trailer?
I'm somehow less hyped than 10 minutes ago.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkdDskt2OsE
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>>77833698
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>>77833613
dream sequence or some shit.
Supes can see through flesh, skin, walls, etc. Why would he even bother taking off his mask? He could tell everyone he's Bruce Wayne the billionaire.
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>Literally copying Marvel's Kimmel shit a week later
Not even a company war fag but its weird
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Glad I waited for this.
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>>77833550
SCARECROW TOXIN CONFIRMED
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>>77833764

The mask is lead lined, hon.
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>>77833738
>Am I supposed to feel as I did in the CW trailer?
Sorry you can never be hyped for anything good
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I'm not all that hyped for this movie, but I have to say that I seriously enjoy it any time I see batman legitimately show some fear.
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That better be Bruce dreaming
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>>77833774

Movie production companies are led by strange, skiddish people that follow any strange social convention they think will work.
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>>77833802
He wouldn't know to do that.
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>>77833738
Nice blog
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>>77833764
Taking off the mask was more symbolic than anything.

"You're not a hero, you're just a man"
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I love how the eye make-up just disappears.
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seeing ben Affleck afleck as batman for more than 5 seconds makes me really scared at how badly he portrayed shifting his eyes
it was like bad acting or a comedy
Guys i'm really scared we were all originally right about Ben
he can't act for shit and is going to keep breaking immersion I mean I couldn't hang on for 5 seconds without notcing he's looking around like a person in a studio not batman in man of murders lair
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>>77833859

Why not? Superman has been around for a while by the time this movie takes place.
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More fodder for the "Superman sucks because he's too powerful!" crowd since they'll refuse to believe this is a dream sequence.
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Superman clearly is brainwashed or something.

Inb4 alien infection that made him evil
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>>77833870
>he shifted his eyes wrong
>shitty performance confirmed

yep, i'm on /co/
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All great empires fall, but superman will last forever
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>>77833868
He's never called himself a hero, he's a vigilante detective.
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>>77833841
See>>77833669
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>obviously wearing dark makeup around the eyes
>pull off mask
>no dark makeup
This infuriates me for some reason
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>>77833908
I'm not joking it looked like he was in a commercial for Totinos pizza roles
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THAT FUCKING BATTFLECK THAT COWL MY GOD
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>/co/ will pick apart this teaser and shit all over it after fellating the underwhelming Civil War trailer

this board is pretty predictable 2bh
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>>77833947

Superman just pulled the mask off with insane skill.
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>that man of hair loss

I'm actually fucking lmaoing
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>>77833970
We're not all brainwashed idiots. BvS looks god tier.

>That fucking stare
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>>77833947
Supes cleaned his eyes with superspeed, he wanted Bruce to die with some dignity.
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>>77833550
I loved that batman actually looked frightened rather than typical immovable Batman.
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>>77833908
Don't watch movies much, but I don't get the impression Affleck is a particularly good actor. Or maybe the writers/director don't know what they want from Bruce/Bats as a character.
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>>77833863
nice criticism
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>>77833790
Movember really got the best of you, huh?
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>>77833550

fucking Kimmel getting all these exclusives
how does he do it?
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>>77833550
>MFW confirm it's Ben Affleck as Batman
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>>77833892
DREEEAAAAAM SEQUENCE
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>>77833669
>>77833698
>They no joke called it Knightmare Batman
My inner child thinks this is just awesome, but my man-child thinks that's just kind of dumb but also stillawesome
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>>77834042
Yeah this. People on this site honestly amaze me with how retarded they are then I remember most of them dropped out of high school.
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>>77833947

Maybe because its a fucking dream dude?
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>>77834041
I really hope this sinks that awful dark souls lore tier theory
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>>77834053
KNIGHTMARE
WE 90S NOW
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>>77834039

isn't he the highest rated late night host?
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>>77833879
I don't see how anyone could know that he couldn't see through lead, i mean that's not really information you let out if you're Superman. But on the other hand, Bruce could've been surveying him. But on the OTHER hand, if Bruce was surveying him, he wouldn't be so against him.

I guess i'm thinking about it too much.
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What is with DC movies that they look like actual movies while the CW legit looks like made for Tv? Is it the camera?
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>>77834041
He's playing Deathstroke masquerading as Batman apparently cuz Bane broke the real Bruce.
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>>77834080
what?
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>>77833870
>makes me really scared at how badly he portrayed shifting his eyes

Jesus christ man.
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it looks amazing but thats about it.still hyped for the trailer
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>>77834022

Affleck is great actor.
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>>77834115
Speaking of Jesus
are you fucking kidding me? again? religion again? if I wanted to see religion i'd go to church
I want to see a SUPER HERO MOVIE
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>>77833813
But anon, I said I am hyped for CP:CW
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>>77834080
What you mean senpai?
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>>77834108
No shit? How the fuck are they gonna pull that off? Suicide Squad shows the villains taking over like rumored?
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>>77833910
Could someone please edit a U on his chest?
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Oh look, it's fucking nothing.
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>>77833870
My head hurts trying to understand what you're alluding to. I don't know if you're baiting or retarded.
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>>77834166
>teaser
>expected a full trailer
/co/
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>>77834115
He's an expert, trust him
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>>77834100

Batman is paranoid as fuck. Superman presumably hasn't had any Zod tier threats since Zod, so watching Superman stop bank robbers and the like wouldn't change Batman's mind at all.

Not to Batgod it up, but seriously, there's very little reason to think Batman can't figure out some of Superman's limitations.

>>77834104

Cinematography, editing, and post production effects.

TV looks "TVish" because all episodes are made on an extremely tight budget so all production is made as safe and failproof as possible. If some aspect of a movie production goes wrong, the team has a very, very long time to fix it.

And yes the camera is better, too, but I don't think that really shows in a youtube video.
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>>77834140
Then I guess they're making him force a weird constipated face or something, I don't know what's going on with it just looks goofy as fuck not serious.
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>>77834143
Are you some kind of fucking idiot? Superheroes are America's religion. They are our Greek myths. Our lore. Our tales. We are a young country.
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>>77834143

You mean Jesus wasn't in a T formation? I've been lied to!!
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>>77834108
You better be fucking with me.
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>>77834143

ROBINS CONFIRMED?
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>>77834143

It's nightmare, batman thinks he's the jesus and supes is the devil. Makes perfect sense.
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Look at how much Batfleck can move his head around. Fuck, there better be a fake Batman robot that shows up just spinning his head around like Mechagodzilla.
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>oh look its fucking nothing
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>>77834240
It's literally some autismo theory that only the handicapped and brain dead would believe. The fact that that person even brought it up automatically makes them mentally challenged.
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>>77834111
>>77834148
The Deathstroke thing. to reference what I said there's a group of people out there who grasp at straws trying to discern dark souls lore and a good number of drones believe every word.

I feel the exact same thing happened with the Jason Todd theory and this one where the facts really weren't there but people were adamant that they were. I was responding to that guy because he was making the point this guy dreams himself as Batman it must prove he isn't pretending to be Batman as if it even had to be proven.
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>>77834218
Go back to fucking your tulpa, morrison.
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That looked like something from College Humor I expected Batman to say something funny when he turns to see the guys chained up before it cuts to the next scene
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>>77834143
That's sort of grasping at straws in looking for Christ imagery.
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>>77834216
Sorry but by CW i meant Civil War trailer
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>>77834216
He meant CW as in Civil War
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>>77834104
Because one is a movie and the other is a tv show
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>>77833550
>obviously wearing grease paint under the mask
>completely clean face when superman takes it off

People are actually hyped for this shit ?
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Just recede my hairline up famm
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>>77834166
It's coming out Wednesday
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>>77834108
>Venom Wayne
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>>77833550

Is this Themyscira? The set they built in Mexico? Clearly some paranoid Batman nightmare sequence
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>>77834300
>autism over a dream sequence
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>>77834300

Its almost like it's a dream where that wouldn't matter or something
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lol Superman is receding...
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>>77833550
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>>77833550

I'm pretty sure when Superman removes the cowl, it has a prosthetic lips and chin on the front.

Like they mocked it up just for that scene.
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>>77834176
Better than what happens on /v/
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DAWN OF HYPE

Don't let the shitposters derail the thread.
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>>77833774
It's pretty fucking weird but Kimmel gets a bunch of first look stuff.
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>>77834266
It's like that Darth Jar Jar bullshit making wave over clickbait the past few weeks. i made a joke about that years ago as I'm sure most of us did since he gave emergency powers in Clones. I even think I wrote a post about it in an insane theories threads back in the day.

Point is people need hype so these asinine theories gain traction because consumers are spoiled. they need hype to garner an insufferable amount of attention from.
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>>77834300

>le autism post
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Fuck, I cannot get over the fact that he looks almost EXACTLY like Batman
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A commercial for a commercial for a movie that is in essence, a commercial.
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>implying it's not Bizarro
>implying Lex didn't clone Superman to turn the public against him
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>>77833550
>Eye make up disappears when the mask is taken off

Fucking dropped. Snyder can't even get simple shit like that right.
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>>77833738
>Am I supposed to be hyped when they release the full trailer on wednesday?
So is this confirmed?

Are we seriously getting a teaser for a trailer of a movie?
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Man from UNCLE and the Imortals solidified my opinion that Cavill is a terrible actor
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>>77834382

Is this the next epic meme?
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>>77834361

Say what you will of Kimmel, but he's got more connections and pull than Fallon and Colbert.
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>>77834371
Except he doesn't, because Batman doesn't have a fixed design.

He doesn't look like TDKR's Batman either
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>>77834371
The designs are just perfect, Wilkinson deserves awards for this
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>>77834396
>tfw I liked Man from UNCLE
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>>77834371
I was just about to say that. The fucking intensity in his eyes and that cowl. My god I gotta go fap to work some of this energy off.
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Finally, the Superman I've been waiting to see. The one with a desert rape dungeon.
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>>77834300
I'm seriously reconsidering watching this now. Holy shit this is gonna be a train wreck.
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>>77834381
Stop or Cracked is going to write an article about that and MrSundayMovies will do a video on it recanting every word but stopping at every end of a sentence so it sounds like a question?
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>>77834402
Zack the Hack isn't a meme
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>>77834300
>iam on suicide watch
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>>77834430
Yeah he definitely needs an Oscar.
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What would Superman look like while balding?

The ugliest kind of balding, centered right on the front of the top.
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>>77834360
Not really much to derail...
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>no eye makeup

Literally worse than Hitler.

I'd rather be raped that watch this.
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>>77834396
I liked Man from UNCLE.

95% of playing Superman is being able to angle your chin correctly, and Cavill's pretty good at that.
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>>77834300
That happened in the Nolan movies too you know. It's almost like a running joke for these movies now
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>>77834371
Batfleck is so SEXY! He's too sexy!
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>>77834482
People are actually doing a surprisingly good job not replying to the shitposters. Keep it up anons. Fuck the haters.
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>>77834445
>intensity
He has the same eyes as every other live action film Batman, you fanboys are giving me a migraine
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>>77834446
Thanks Snyder.
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>>77834483
I love playing spot the casuals!
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>salty mcu cks itt
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>>77834104
>CW legit looks like made for Tv?

The CW is made for TV.
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>>77833669
I see a Flash doll in the back. They have Flash merch out?
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>>77834423
Nigga, there are certain elements which define Batman's basic design, and Batfleck has them. He even has the fucking scowl down pat.
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This look is making me feel gay, desu.
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>>77834455
Honestly? Fuck Cracked.
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>>77834483
They should go to the Zoro Mask under the cowl thing B:TAS did. It was pointless but still kind of neat and also doubled as a reference.
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>>77834544

No, that's the actual Flash.
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>>77834454
>notsureifsarcasm.jpg
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>>77834291

The Civil War teaser has unfinished special effects.

I know someone will sarcastically greentext implying that I'm a Marvel drone in denial, but I'm not wrong.
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>>77834336
>>77834338
>>77834369
So its now considered autism to not be okay with sloppy editing ? This is honestly made for TV tier but I bet you fucking retards will still pay full price to watch it
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>>77834108
Anyone who genuinely believes that DC would pull that shit is beyond insane.
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>>77834104
This is the dumbest post I've read on this site today and you are a fucking dumbass.
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>>77834454
If you're not hyped for this you're a pussy.
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My genuine hope is this isn't a nightmare but a Crime Syndicate/Red Son style alternate universe.
And Lex brings that dark Superman into our world pretending to be our Clark and fucking things up.
And that Dark Superman will be the physical villain for the end of the film.
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>>77833550
Of course its a nightmare sequence. When Batman has his cowl on he has the black eye makeup on too. But as Superman takes the cowl off, Bruce doesnt have any black paint around his eyes. So Bruce is dreaming that Superman will unmask him and he wont be able to stop him (he's chained up). Also he is worried mankind will worship him. (the soldiers with the S badges on their arms who kneel)
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>clearly has black paint on under cowl
>not there when mask is ripped off

Fucking really DC?

#BoycottBvS
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>>77834592
Nowhere Men was a waste of time and space.
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>>77834382
>Autismos can't let simple shit like this go
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>>77834097
Even then he only averages 10 million views or so.
Late night shows are dying pretty fast.
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>>77834604
>So Bruce is dreaming that Superman will unmask him and he wont be able to stop him (he's chained up)
Rape fantasy confirmed.
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>>77834561
It's fucking uncanny man. He is the Batman of Earth 0.
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MCUcks go and stay go
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>>77833613
maximum edge
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>>77834589

Do you think they forgot he had eye makeup on? They took it off because racoon-eyed Affleck would look silly.

It's not like some makeup guy was like "woops! I guess I forgot to apply it for this scene!", you silly billy.
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Best part of the teaser
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>>77834396
The Man From UNCLE was great.
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>>77834589

It simply doesn't have him have black on his eyes because it would look silly.

So yes, you do suffer from massive bouts of autism anon.
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>>77834285
It genuinely isn't.
>>77834650
It honestly is.
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>>77834642
How does Bats hear shit with his ears covered up?
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>>77833633
>complete waste of film stock

ftfy
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>>77834609
Its just a dream, go back to sleep
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>>77834677
Who the fuck cares. Jesus the autism ITT is staggering.
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didn't the eye makeup thing also happen in the Burton/Schumacher movies?
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>>77834677

That's.... Actually a good question. In the comics too.
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>>77834677

Bats have excellent hearing, anon.
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>>77834396
I actually thought he was good in UNCLE. Snyder gives him nothing to work with except making the same sad face all the time. Hope that changes here.

Either way I'm hyped.
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>>77834360
>guise keep circle jerking

/co/'s not your hugbox.
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>>77834677
Comics.
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>batman's a big guy
>wears a mask
>is restrained
>Superman removes the mask

Is CIA the nolanverse Superman?
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>>77834244
FUCKFUCKFUCK Didnt think of that at first but now i read this fuckkkkkkkkkkk
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>No makeup

Where were you when DC jumped the shark?
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>>77834561
I thought he was going to look too old, but he looks fucking great. I Love it.
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>>77834677
Same way he communicates with Alfred at the Batcave.
Probably has some sort of mic-headphone mesh so he can go the extra step, record and replay conversations while in detective mode.

People seem to forget he does that stuff when he isn't punching people.
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>>77834740
It's a dream
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>77834649
A raccoon eyed Affleck would have made the scene a million times better because it would have made him look more exposed and human and it would have been a great contrast to Superman. Having him be completely clean not only ruins the consistency but it also leaves less of an impact on the viewer.
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>>77834701

No fuck off Snyder's a hack this movie should be cancelled.
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>>77834371
I really love the cowl and the look. Even if all goes to shit, at least we'll have that.
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>>77833550
>No make up

This shit bothers me way more than it should. Gives me the urge to snap someone's neck.
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Ok for a dream sequence its cool hope its during some time in the movie where bruce is still thinking if he should go after Clark or not
I liked the Man of Murder Rape cave I know meme but it stuck with me
the camera shots were fast too fast but it could be just cut that way for the preview
I didn't like the makeup disappearing from his eyes I noticed that on first viewing as well as Bens carefree body language while being in a really bad situation that also bugged there was no panic or paranoia in him
but I loved the part when his cowl was off and he did that stare
7/10 sneak peek can't wait for jimmy kimmel trailer December 2nd
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>>77834244
Probably just insurgents. Bruce didn't seem too interested or concerned for them.
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I am not only one who thinks that's a nightmare sequence in the middle of the movie would feel too... comic book-ey.
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>>77834649
>mfw he'd look like the comedian
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>>77834561
I cannot be more hyped about Batfleck, the looks, the perfomance, it all looks phenomenal
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>>77834650
I came here to post this.
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Let's all just stop replying to the /tv/ autismos upset about the make up. There is nothing you can do to help them.
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>>77834717
>guise
I agree with you but you're going to get murdered for that
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>no black paint on his eyes

What the fuck where they thinking?

Also who is that 60 year old balding man playing Superman?
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>>77834790

This probably takes place at the beginning of the movie.
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>>77834772
You're just nitpicking.
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>>77834649
And also because its a goddamn dream sequence so that shit doesnt matter.
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>>77833870

literally kill yourself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lalexosgwUk
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>>77834650

So that dudes campaign worked?

There was a documentary on this guy right!
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>>77834315
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
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>>77834790
And?
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This is what happens when you release a teaser trailer for a trailer.

You've given everyone nothing so they talk about your makeup decisions.
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>>77834790
Eh, we stomached the hackneyed use of flashbacks to provide context and secondary meaning to present events throughout Man of Steel this isn't any worse really.

Hell I think the more efforts are made to show how paranoid Bruce is the better. Like that video someone posted yesterday of Arkham Origins where he's walking through the Batcave but sees Crime Alley. I can sweep it under the equivalent of 'Nam flashbacks for Batman.

Besides people have nightmares about alien abduction all the time, this is sort of that in a way.
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>>77834642
>Those cheekbones
>That jaw line

He's perfect.
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>>77834760
Batman should do more spy shit in the movies.
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>All these Marvel fags lacking on to the "NO MAKEUP" complaint. Because they have to have something to bitch about.
Damn you guys are desperate.
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>>77834911
There's nothing else worth commenting on about this teaser.
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>>77834846
It's meticulous but he makes good points artsy wise. It's not remotely necessary though, the scene isn't about their contrast it's about Batman's fear of helplessness.

>>77834911
>Only Marvel fans could possibly criticize this
Don't be that guy man, just for one day in your life.
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>>77834911
It just goes to show DC movies get people to dissect the movie frame by frame so that discussion of it lasts for decades like the dark knight and man of steel
its really like works of art
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>>77834911
I've never understood this. Why do people believe just because they like a particular brand and even character that it means everyone who likes it too must have same opinions? It seems juvenile to carry this on.
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>>77834846
>gives a good reason as to why something is bad
>write it off as nitpicking

Not even that guy but you're an idiot
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>>77833613
I hope it's something over the top comic-booky.
Like this old Bruce has been going on Superhero adventures since the 80s.
And Evil Supes is actually a version of Kal-El that he's met.
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>>77834973
>Calling that a good reason

Not even that guy but you're a double-idiot and a moron, stupid.
>>
Keaton gets his mask ripped off right?

Or he tears it himself? And he didn't have make up on.

Burton Batman's confirmed shit!!!
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>>77834973
That shit is minor as fuck and you know it.
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>>77834546
>Nigga, there are certain elements which define Batman's basic design, and Batfleck has them
So does every version of Batman, except Gordonbot
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>>77834642

11/10 fail...

What a coincidence Bruce Wayne you have a mole just like Batman.
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>>77834911
Holy kek look at all those replys

>I....I HATE THEM BOTH NUH UH

>Puts in their TWS blu ray and crys

DC is the new overlord. Eat a dick autismo shits.
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>>77835017
Except that's not true at all. They've all literally been too short and too small. This is the first Batman sized Batman ever. You wouldn't know that though you casual shit.
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>>77835023
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MENTION THAT
My Autism is through the roof
HES GOT A FUCKEN MOLE
I really thought they were going to take that out in post production
it bugs me to no end bruce wayne and batman have a mole
you might as well knock out bruce waynes front tooth and have batman going around smiling
i'm so triggered right now that they didn't remove it
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>>77835023

And who the fuck will ever get so close to both to notice?

Or takes a photo to compare? Or even see Batman in the light?
>>
Why is Superman in bad cgi when he jumps down the hole?

>inb4 Batman dreams in bad cgi
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>>77835052

Adam West is not short or small you faggot.
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>>77835067
I thought it looked good. I liked the sand getting kicked up.
>>
>receding hairline
>no makeup
>Bat mole

Is this the worst movie ever made?
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>>77835066
commisioner gordon or maybe investigator reporter clarke kent/lois lane
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>>77835067
It isn't finished yet. I agree it doesn't look right.
>>
Why does Superman look like a balding mongoloid?
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>>77835086
>under 200lbs
>6'2

>Not small

Kek stay hungry little skelly
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>>77835067
I thought looked great. I need go back and watch it.
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>>77835067

>Bad

Honestly it wasn't as bad as it could be. Superhero movies always have bad CGI. Just look at Hulk in AoU
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>>77835113
This is considered handsome on Krypton, you xenophobe
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>>77835100
You forgot Cavill's pouty face. Jesus christ this looks awful.
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>>77835066

Batman is one of the most famous people in his world, and Bruce Wayne is up there, too.

For crying out loud, Ema Watson freaked out over some tittie pics of her surfaced on the net back in the day. Everybody knew the pics were real because of the mole in the pic matched lots of pics of her.
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>>77835014
Sure, if you leave your brain at the door when watching a movie, unlike you I actually pay attention to the things I watch.

>>77834993
Go fuck yourself. Why do you even watch the trailers if your just going to devour whatever shit they put on your plate anyway ?
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>>77834104
Because Snyder's visual direction is miles better than any Marvel directors. Prove me wrong.
Plus Russo brothers are TV directors.
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>>77835067
I thought it looked stylized, but great.
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>>77835164
You mean those confirmed fake tit pics? Jesus man leave your basement
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>>77834569
That would look goofy in live-action like Jason wearing a Robin mask under his Red Hood helmet.
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>>77834642
What is it with the new cowl that allow him to turn his head like this?

I thought it'd be two separate piece for the head and neck, a là the Nolan movies's or Night Owl's, but here we can see that it's one piece.
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>>77833550
Its part of Batman's nightmare, but hey. Why waste a perfectly good opportunity to make Superman look like a monster?
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>>77835170
I bet you're so cool.
>>
>batman has a bad dream
>its the entire movie he wakes up at the end
>its Christian bale waking anne Hathaway
>he tells her he had a horrible dream about a flying man in blue pajamas that had some weird neck fetish and a glowing green rock everyone wanted like if it were a dragonball
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>>77835164

Nobody has close up shots of Batman.
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>>77834792
>the Comedian is Thomas Wayne
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>>77835193
In Knightmare Superman's defense there's nothing to indicate he put them down there himself, his SS Superhitler Squad seems to have done the work he's just coming to check on things.
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>>77833735

I love Kimmel is /co/ as fuck. He's really into comics, that's why he gets all these cool previews and exclusives.
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>>77835191

CGI and competent designers.
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>>77834701
Yes
Batman Returns
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>>77835193
I like that. Casuals are going to think that they are making Superman a bad guy, but when the movie comes out it's going to be the other way around. Snyder even said that Batman could be consider a villain in this movie.
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>>77835189
I still can't figure out why he was even wearing that since he was revealing his identity, an identity Bruce already knows.
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>>77834387

Yes. That's how shit works now. In ten years we'll get 1 second shots, teasers for teasers for teasers for trailers.
>>
>>77835261
Evil Shadow Batman is adorable
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>>77835052
I hope they change the length of the cape for dramatic effect.
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>>77834701
>>77834300
>obviously wearing grease paint under the mask
>completely clean face when takes it off

Here's your reply.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aN2OU0pk-Q
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>>77835273

For the same reason he keeps his hair dyed the same color as Bruce's.
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>>77833735
>>77835239
>"Guys! Marvel just released a trailer for Civil War on Jimmy Kimmel!"
>"Shit! We need to remind people that our movie exists too!"
>"I know! We'll also release a trailer on Kimmel, AND we'll make a 30 second teaser for the trailer, AND we'll force people to watch our shitty show on Fox to see it!"
>"BRILLIANT!"
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>>77835239
Don't be retarded.
>>
>>77835261
nobody is going to view batman as in the wrong for hating man of murder
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>>77835304
Here's YOUR reply
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>>77835261
This is why everybody is going to hate the movie.
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>>77835316

>Implying this is a bad plan
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>>77834609

It's called Hollywood make up! Are you gonna bitch because they cut the camera and move it around to where you don't see it too?
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>>77835371
It's called overhyping and it is a bad plan.
>>
Why is it more colorful than the Civil War trailer if it's all happening under ground?
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>>77835067
Reminded me of Thor in AoU, goofy, but I suppose one can let it slide if it's in the midst of lots of other action or something, there's also the chance they'll fix it up some before the actual release... maybe.
>>
>>77834596
>>77834981

Or it's Red Kryptonite driving him crazy. That could work, the previews look like Luthor invented the stuff in this universe. Using Zod's corpse somehow.
>>
>>77835362
Anybody who can't appreciate an evil Batman but enjoyed Owlman in Crisis on Two Earths needs to have their head checked.
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this shit looks terrible
Snyder is gonna crash the whole universe before it started
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>>77835314
Only when Morrison is writing
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>>77834028
If your beard isn't touching your chest by the end of Movember, you're doing it wrong.
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>>77835399
>Overhyping
>Literal gods of American culture

There is no overhyping this saltfriend. Go masturbate to your literal who's to the rest of the world.
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>>77835424
Yeah and most people haven't even seen Crisis on Two Earths
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>>77835425
What looks terrible. Batman calmly analyzing the situation? You mean being Batman?
>>
>>77834677
The same earphones that form part of his communications system probably enhance his hearing as well. Plus there's a long range eavsdropping device in one of the ears in his cowl.
>>
>>77833669
>>77833550
>Lex isn't a redhead
>Gustin there for some reason
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>>77835480

His tip toe turn, probably
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>>77835411
Because Snyder
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>>77835418
>Or it's Red Kryptonite driving him crazy. That could work, the previews look like Luthor invented the stuff in this universe. Using Zod's corpse somehow.

Yeah, that shot of Luthor caressing a case with a glowing green rock obviously links to RED kryptonite.
>>
>>77835458
Well then they need to go watch it and realize they're wrong. I'd also recommend reading brilliant asshole Batman in Red Son but I don't expect them to get through that as patiently.
>>
>>77835425
>what is oddly framed dream sequence to disorient the viewer

This has been in plenty of movies. Please consider suicide.
>>
>>77835447
Don't forget to bring your knife to the theater to cut yourself after this trainwreck completely disappoints you and ruins your expectations.
>>
>>77834701
And in the Nolan films
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>>77835425
Like I said earlier in the thread His acting is so deadpan I can tell its Ben Affleck without even seeing his face
This is not going to be good not at all someone tell me not to worry
>>
>>77834650
>with
>not and
so disrespectful
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>>77835516
slit your wrists pls
>>
>>77835510

It's a Batman movie, shouldn't he bring live firearms?
>>
>>77835425
That awkward turn
no eye makeup after mask removal
geez
its like they want us to think this movie is gonna be shit
>>
>>77835425
Looks like a fucking comedy. His eye movement is especially bad.
>>
>>77835510

I woke in the back of an ambulance because of doing this during AoU
>>
>it was all a dream!
>the entire movie was in Jimmie Olsen's imagination!

Remember when /co/ used to reject this sort of cringeworthy bullshit?
>>
>>77835525
>Wanting AND anywhere near the name Bob Kane
I'm not sure what you consider disrespectful.
>>
>>77835418
It's Bizarro, cap this.
>>
>>77835510
Edgy. Exactly what I'd expect from a 17 year old.
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>>77835425
>Batman is Jesus between the penitent thief and the unrepentant thief

Does this make Superman the Sanhedrin?

I thought Batman was the Muslim, Superman was the Son of God and Wonder Woman was the Jew. Based Snyder turning everything on its head.
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>>77835510
You can do the same when Civil war turns into Bucky did nothing wront: the movie
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>>77835191
And then you watch the rest of the teaser and it's two pieces! :O :O :O :O
>>
This thread taught me that /co/ is impossible to fucking please.

Please.. try working in costume design, set design, being an actor, being a director, being a storyboarder or a cineamatogopher or a director with managed the production schedule of thousands of fucking people.

I like to see what utterly flawless film /co/ is just to lazy to do, but can, apparently.
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>>77835557
Don't forget anon Bucky got his own movie hijacked so AOS could get a ratings boost. Most people are not gonna care about him.
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>>77834143
Who does the the fourth dude at the end represent then?

Fuck off.
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>>77835569
it looks like shit how can you think this is quality at all
>>77835425
>>77835425
>>77835425
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>>77835555
The muslims do have a book that says jesus was Muslim Maybe Bruce and Clark have 2 different bibles
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>>77835501

WELL MAYBE HE CAN MAKE BOTH GREEN

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD

RED.

You know "and" is a word right?
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>>77835555
Quads confirm Batfleck is our savior
>>
>>77833869
It's a throwback to batman returns, or Zack seriously thought people wouldn't notice
>>
>>77835569

It's mostly shitposting.
>>
>>77835534

Kek'd.
>>
>>77835607
see
>>77835508
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>>77834544
they got a few figures
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>>77835622
Dubs confirm the truth of quads
>>
>>77835555

Is that why he's been all defending Islam lately?
>>
>>77835655
Shit rubble dubbles confirm
>>
>they finally did the effect right where the makeup is there when the mask is on and not when its off.

>people get mad.
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>>77835655
>Dubs confirm the truth of dubs that confirm the quads
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>>77835592
>A shot isn't a reference if any other shots aren't 1:1
Not that anon nor agreeing, but you're not making an argument against. That one Jesus and Mary reference that's overused often has a bunch of people standing around or things happen that shouldn't be.

And even if they did come out and confirm or deny this it doesn't really matter, it's not that big of a deal.
>>
>>77835569
>why don't you just eat this putrid shit sandwich and enjoy it for what it is
>>
So Batman is going to fight Superman because he became convinced that Superman was bad after having a bad dream...

this is the world's greatest detective?
>>
>>77835688
>a shot referencing whatever I want it to reference
gg
>>
>>77835637

I know, I just get tired of 4chan's "shit on everything like I can do better" attitude.
>>
>>77835711
because superman and zod killed all his coworkers duh
>>
>>77835709

No you say the 5-star meal you got is shit because you like seeing the chef get irate.
>>
>>77835709
*tips*
>>77835711
>I know the plot of the movie
>>77835724
Amen
>>
>>77835654
Strange, season 2 has the white circle, why are they selling season 1 Flash figures?
>>
>>77833910

Frank?
>>
Ben Affleck looks pretty great as bats.
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How can they get so much wrong in a quarter of a face
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>>77835795
NO!!! HATE EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME GRRRRRRRRR KILL ALL WHITE MALES TAQQIIII BIN A SHAL'LAH MUSLKIKAH AL-FLEQI
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>>77835805
I think no one really shited on CW yet, you are the first one that brings this here
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>>77835804
>>77835805
>company wars
you must be 18 etc
>>
>>77835804
>Who is this mysterious man with so many gadgets and vehicles, a mole on his face and a very prominent cleft in his chin?
>>
>>77835805
lol
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>>77835742
>BvS
>5-star meal

The "v" must stand for "very delusional".
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>>77835860
>who is this man who's only disguise is a pair if glasses and hunching over

*shits respectfully in your direction*
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>>77834677
Dude, Batman's ears are on the top of his head. Look at them.
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>>77835804
>Batfleck
>Not Gorgeous.
Can shit taste faggots pls go away?
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>>77835878
no it stands for vagina.

Batman vagina(ww) Superman
>>
>>77835724

Deal with it, the fuck? You have to be smart with your emotions and money. Being Pessimistic is more preferable because you can ease the inevitable disappointment.
>>
>>77835805
You've got it seriously backwards there

Does anybody have that collage of cringeworthy internet personalities spouting Marveldrone bullshit about the BvS and SS trailers?
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>>77835711

>Batman
>Sane

TOPKEK
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>>77833764
in man of steel we see supes' x ray vision from his perspective he can't see someones face through metal he can only see their skeleton and internal organs
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>>77834590
But anon, there's so much logical evidence pointing to it in the background of TTGO ads.
>>
>>77835805

Yeah this would be funny if it wasn't completely untrue
>>
>>77835917
tippest toppest of apex keks.
This is BY FAR the most clearly undersge post i've ever seen outside of /b/.
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>>77835908
>the V in batman V superman Is henry cavils balding hairline
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>>77835425

Yeah. Looks like a joke. Honestly I wish they would stop showing footage.

It's killing my hype. Especially after the Civil War trailer.
>>
>>77833550
None of that will happen in the movie. They're just trying to get people hyped over the idea of them being enemies.
>>
What are the odds one of the other prisoners is a notable DC character? A dream sequence around the place where Jason died? Do I smell the groundwork for the solo films?

Probably not, but I really wanna know who in Bruce's dream is also a Superman prisoner.
>>
>>77835998

>Civil War
>hype at all

Looks like deleted scenes from Age of Ultron.
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>>77835918
Sombody post it. I gotta see Slott's tweet that absolutely BTFO'd "Hacky Sack" Zack Snyder.
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>>77835425
Looks like one of the few interior settings from Mad Max.
>>
>>77835998
see
>>77835508
>>
>>77835878

Okay replace it YOUR FAVORITE MEAL OF ALL TIME. You'll still say it's shit because it's fun for you to jerk off to the reaction you get from it.
>>
So DC is for people who are 21 and older cause we grew up with them and Marvel had little to no exposure worldwide when we were kids.

Marvel is for these little babies that went into high school at the beginning of the MCU right? Cause there is no way that you could be this delusional about how well this will do unless you were too young to watch all those fucking cartoons and movies.
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>>77836020
>Marveldrones resorting to fellating SLOTT

just give up
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>>77836021
>Mad Max
>Warner Bros.
>BvS
>Warner Bros.

Interedasting.
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>>77836045
I agree with this post

>inb4 bandwagoning MCU Normalfaggots
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>>77836055
I support anyone who shits on the people that are ruining the icons of my childhood.
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>>77835917

That's the attitude of a loser. Have the courage to be optimistic and the fortitude to endure disappointment.
>>
>Cape movies
I don't see how a comic book fan would care?
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>>77834561
DU HAST
>>
>>77836058
>That rumored but canceled George Miller Justice League movie

It all makes sense.
>>
>people's consistent complaint about the recent DC work is how gritty and overly serious it is

>release a teaser that's just Superman and Batman grimacing at each other wordlessly

Even as someone who's kind of excited for this movie it just comes off as hilarious.

>>77836045

>implying

What? I was born in 92 and watched the X-Men/Spider-Man cartoons, plenty of people grew up with Marvel media.
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>>77836079
That was too legit to make up on your own, where did you steal that from?
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>>77836078
>ruining
I've loved DC since I was a fucking kindergardener reading Young Justice.
I'm beyond excited for this movie.

I've loved every DC movie exept Steel, Swamp Thing 2, Supergirl, Catwoman, and Jonah Hex.
>>
>>77836078
Let me guess, you also hate the new 52 and think that superman should always be happy and never be on a difficult position ?
>>
>yfw this actually isn't a dream sequence but batfleck escaping from the same hole in the nolanverse
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>>77836079

Optimism my ass. Optimism hasn't done shit, it doesn't physically change anything in your life.
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>>77836103
Yeah we had 2 cartoons for Marvel stuff.

We had fucking 4 for DC, multiple Batman movies and all kinds of animated movies. Are you saying you're a retard that thinks this movie is gonna perform poorly? Cause if so then you must just be in denial.
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>>77836080
>muh Image
>muh Cerebus
die a painful death
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>>77836045
>implying that all the DCasuals of /co/ didn't start reading comics after the Dark Knight came out

You're literally the elitist c/a/ncer that's killing my past-time, and I hate you.
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>>77836133
(You)
>>
>>77836045
Yeah the only adults I know that are really into the MCU are faggots that didn't know or care about them at all before 2011.

Some of them have Marvel tattoos and have never even read a comic. It's fucking nauseating.
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>>77836133
jesus not any of the guys from before but how fucking underage are you
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>>77836142

>Raimi's Spider-Man movies
>Singer's X-Men movies

Of course it's going to do gangbusters but trying to no true scotsman the fanbases is retarded.
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>>77836019
Sometimes I don't want to believe that people, even if it's not this anon, are this much in denial. What a fantasy world they must create for themselves.
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>>77836156
>Your past time
>Elitism not only helping the industry but forces them to write stories for long time fans

I bet you hate Morrison too cause his works aren't new reader friendly.
>>
369 replies for 10 seconds of footage? I'll be Damned if DC is not the shit at getting people talking
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>>77836192
Dude Spider-Man literally just got put in the MCU and the Xmen are Fox. You are not helping your own argument. The MCU is made up of literal who's meanwhile everyone fucking knows Superman and Batman worldwide and have for many decades.
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>>77836186

How the fuck is that underage? Do you people seriously be optimistic? Positive delusion and all that?

And you're calling me underage? Funny.
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>>77835805
>banned

Good mods, end this /v/ /tv/ shit off of /co/

I'm not asking for a hugbox but this vindictive nature is not good.
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>>77836203
Meh, 200 of the posts are just DCfags salty over the makeup screw up.
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>>77833550
dat neck turning. my god!!
>>
between balding superman and old warty batman this movie is losing me
they seem to be incapable of marketing superman as anything but a villain as well

Works well if you are catering to the batman fans but loses the superman fans
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>>77835144

It's considered handsome to Zack Snyder.
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>>77836234
No no. The people salty over the makeup are /tv/ autismos.
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>>77836192
none of those are MCU SO THEY SUCK NANANANA IM A CASUAL LOL

DUDE MCUKC LMAO

DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO

DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO

DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
>>
Hahah all these paid marvel shills.

How does it feel that even deadpool btfo'd civil war?
>>
This thread is a fucking riot, cheap bait thrown out and all of the fish just gobble it up.
>>
>>77836225
(You)
>>
XD lol "so was I" I crir everytime"


Can't wait for civil war to flop
>>
>>77835805
saved
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>>77836243
You missed the first trailer that pretty much says that Batman is a fucking idiot and Superman is just trying to help people ?
>>
>>77836288

Why the fuck do you keep doing that?
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>>77836286
This
MCUçkś on suicide watch
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>>77836225
I don't know what positive delusion is, and i'm not even a very optimistic person.


the way you type, with such vindictiveness over optimism is just clear that you are some 2edgey5me teenager who happened to pick up Nietzsche at the library
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>>77836229
>I'm not asking for a hugbox
>halp us, moderator! We're being triggered!

Maybe you should start a change.org petition over all this cyberbullying.
>>
>>77836303
yes I did
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>>77836311
i don't know who is doing it but the fact that you don't understand such a recent meme shows your underage and new as fuck, gb2reddit
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>>77835191
Ironhead Studio. they built it. google.
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>>77836289
I'll never see another Marvel movie in theaters again after I was lied to in TWS.

>Movie is named after Bucky fuck yes it'll be a CapxBucky team up and they'll really flesh out Bucky's character

>Oh it's all a setup so AOS can get a rating boost and Bucky gets about 30 min of screen time.
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>>77836328
The comic con trailer dude, alfred pretty much says "He is not our enemy"
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R..remember me?

Wipe that smegma moustache Kevin feigie gave you and get the fuck out with your hypless movie
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>>77836392
Yeah idk why these fucking casuals don't understand Bruce is beyond fucking paranoid.
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>>77836318

No, edginess is just "I hate this world! I want to fill with darkness, demons, etc." I'm just saying it's just stupid for people to say "be optimistic, have hope!"

What the fuck does that do? It doesn't manipulate the atoms/molecules in the atmosphere in favor of me, it doesn't suddenly change your life like magic. It's simply forcing yourself to be delusional. You can hate optimism and not be edgy about it.
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>>77836392
oh I was pretetending to be that guy just to piss him off.
Carry on.
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>>77836117

The first sentence was straight from Aizen (hence the .gif) the rest is from me. That's all I'm good at in life -- coming up with phrases.

Every now and then an amazing writer possess me for a moment and then fades back into void.
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>>77836417
school shooter detected
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>>77835805
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>77836303
No I saw it and it was the same shit
the only people who seem to think superman is being portrayed positively are the people who think the christ imagery is quaint and heroic
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>>77836203
This is the second teaser thread.

The first thread is about to hit cap after just three hours. And even that thread is just a followup thread to a pre-trailer thread that hit cap and started TEN FUCKING HOURS before the teaser hit.

The hype is real.
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>>77836463
*tips*
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>>77836468
b-but muh MQU
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>>77836417

> It doesn't manipulate the atoms/molecules in the atmosphere in favor of me

It manipulates the atoms and molecules in your brain to help you unlock more conviction that pessimism would cripple away.
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>>77836463
I Really cant say that i believe that, him saving the woman from the burning building and the space shuttle looked pretty Heroic to me
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>company wars

who the fuck cares, just enjoy the god damn movies
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>>77835805
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>77836127
Yes, the New 52 is shit.

I've got no problem with conflict being used in Superman's mythos.

But graphic violence and wanton destruction should never be associated with the character. He's an American icon, not your personal edgy-god fantasy
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>>77836513

So, positive delusion. I would still do what I do, but I wouldn't be positive about it.
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>>77835805
MCUçkś ON SUICIDE SQAA
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>>77836527
I Guess you forgot the part where this entire movie is based around the fact that Superman did shit on his first fight against zod, and the fact that Batman is grim and gritty have a time now
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>>77836417
>It doesn't manipulate the atoms/molecules in the atmosphere in favor of me
As opposed to the other particle manipulating abilities we normally have?
The fuck are you on about kohai?

Sometimes you think you're saying something scathingly profound to someone you assume is dumb, but really you're both spewing some dumb shit.
>Inb4 No U
Your choice, I'm just saying trying to help you avoid embarrassing yourself, whether jaded or joyful it can happen both ways. Also anything psychological is for the psychology, not whatever you're thinking. Ergo temper your shit.
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>>77836468
>The first thread is about to hit cap
>half of the posts are negative criticisms

HYPE!
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>>77836541
(You)

čüçk
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>>77836574
>>>>half of the posts are negative criticisms
You mean, people complaining about a fucking eye-liner ?
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>>77836574
kek

ćūćk
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>>77835805
>Upon refreshing User actually was banned for this post
Out of curiosity lurking mod, was it the sullying of Mad Men, the company war baiting rule violation or just the general twattery? All of the above?
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>people want to hate this movie so badly that they're grasping a minutiae such as the way an actor turns their body

Pretty pathetic 2bh familia
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>>77836584

Keep it up, cockroach.
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>>77836020
Nigger, you know I requested that to make your side look like a pack of instigative autists, right?
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i hate this place. i just want to talk about this shit. you people are filth
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>>77836615
>MĆÜÇK *STILL* RUNNING DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>77836629
*çūčkroach


>>77836637
this fäm
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>>77836574
Internet outrage sells. That's how Marvel makes the big bucks through comic books!

Just kidding. The comic industry makes comparatively shit from comic books.
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>>77836570

Oh, right, I'm going to be embarrassed on the Internet where nobody could see me. I'm blushing red as we speak!
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>>77836243
>balding Superman

>dumbasses STILL don't understand that he has his fucking hair slicked back
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>>77836686
he's still got the receding hairline

He's a horrible fucking superman.
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>>77833550
>Cowl comes off
>Greasepaint comes off with it

but I thought Batman didn't have no powers
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>>77836703
maybe FOR YOU LOL

>>77836678
>Elliot Roger 2.0
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http://poal.me/xxaxye
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>>77836721
>AUTISM

WE DID IT REDDIT!
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>>77835411
Because the meme-polarity has been reversed
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>>77833669
I literally have no interest in this movie anymore.
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Xmen is going to be better than all of this they were here first they will be here last
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>>77836722
>>Elliot Roger 2.0

Who the fuck is Elliot Rodger?
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>>77836703

This. Shit looks more like bizarro tbqh senpai
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>>77836721
This is going to be a meme, isn't it.

Fuck.
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>>77836727
why not strawpoll?
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>>77836745
were it Supermans mary sure powers? can Supes pull off a mask so fast it takes the greasepaint with it?
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>>77836772
can you repeat the question fãm?
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>>77836758
ur mom XD
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>>77836757
I wish Simon Kinberg would go away already. I hate how he makes Magneto go full retard in the third act of literally every Singer X-men film.
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What the fuck is going on in this thread?
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>>77836834
This is what happens when you do a dream sequence. Fucking madness.
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>>77833550
where's the bane edit?
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>>77836834

The manifestation of autism.
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>>77836834
reddit

śmh desu fäm
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>>77836863
in /tv/
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>>77836834
Salty marvel faggots are upset that no one cares about civil war.
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>>77836754
Seriously ? Just because of a dream sequence ?
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>>77836834
Company wars bullshit
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>>77836765
I'm going to tell you what I told /v/ about the Cyberpunk 2077 is cancelled meme.
Only if you let it, there's literally no one who could care or perpetuate this unless you let yourself become part of the fish in the net that compels people to go baiting. The rest is up to you. By which I mean I know for a fact you're going to take the fucking bait
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>>77836865
Yeah this thread might honestly be the most autistic I've seen 4chan since TDKR.
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>>77833550
Fucking hype overload!
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>>77836867
Couldn't find an alternative for t b and h huh, baka?
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>>77836878
>taking łę båït
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>>77836872
>32 million views for the trailer
>no one cares
God I hate /co/ and it's hipster ways.
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>>77836889
So what you're saying is

I've sealed my own fate

Fuck
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>>77836916
no tbqhwu
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>>77836921
vagina detected
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>>77836921
Do you know anyone who is legitimately going to watch this?
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To the post limit with you! DC hype thread 4 for a 50 second teaser thread incoming!

DC HYPE TRAIN COMING THROUGH FAGGOTS! CHOO! CHOO!
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>>77836969
IM GONNA SOAK UP THE SUN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AFRICANS GET OUT
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>>77836969
The better question is do you know anyone who isn't going to watch it Master Splinter?
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>>77836878
It just shows bad writing choices to me. I really don't need a whole elseworlds scene that has no real stakes other than I suppose demonstrating again that Batman's super concerned about the potential effects of Supes, only to about an hour later decide they were completely unfounded.

The CG on Supes also still looks a little rubbery to me, which also takes me out of it. Which I guess is the real problem. I just don't feel invested when they're teasing me with a fake sequence that doesn't matter in the larger plot. It feels like they're just wasting my time. I dunno.
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>>77837019
me
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>>77834561
The entire clip was full of sexual tension, Batman's in Superman's rape dungeon for god's sake.
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>>77837027
>I know the plot of the movie
*turns 360° and shits respectfully in your fedora*
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>>77837062
>projecting
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>>77837027
>what is character progression
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>>77837018
How funny would it be if his personality is like the College Humor Badman parodies
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>>77837077
Didn't they already establish that more elegantly with the destruction of metropolis from Bruce's point of view and his speech having to destroy Supes?
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>>77836686
what do u expect from neckbeards who have never had a haircut
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>>77837076
>SOME SENSUALITY
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All hail King Superman!
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>>77833550
>DC: W-we can do Jimmy Kimmel too! Just watch us guys!

I want the DCU hype, but I can't help but feel like they're too obvious in trying to play catch-up.
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>>77833963
Luke shows Purple Man his Dick
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>>77837116
bitch ass nigga see me out back boiiii

QWERTY<---------SPOILER ALERT
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>>77837137
Kevin Smith pls.
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>>77836921
32 million is nothing for youtube nowadays. Random lullaby videos have over a hundred million views with no comments on them.
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>>77837152
Hey, they gotta get them Avenger's bucks somehow!
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>>77836637
fuck off then. reddit is probably to your tastes.
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