>Every time you fap to Raven's voice you're also fapping to Timmy Turner and Ben 10's voice too.
>implying I would fap to that insane bitch Tara and not our mistress Delisle
I have a fetish with her dressed like Toot Braunstein... that could be awesome...
Can't blame them horse-fuckers, though.
When the time came that Paheal had accumulated so much Poképorn, so fucking much of it, they actually succeeded any other official Pokémon sites on Google. Searching Pokémon gave you Paheal as the first result. So Nintendo demanded they changed the name of their tag.
>A little over 100k pictures of Pokemon R34
I thought there'd be more than that
Fine, but we're taking Tara with us.
Only on phael
not including things behind paywalls and shit that they don't allow (guro and scat and such)
Quick math, MLP has gotten a porn picture drawn of it about every 10 minutes since the show premiered
Does she know that the guys and girls that she talks too at conventions have and are masturbating to her?
Does she shake hands with then lock eyes with a dude she might find attractive and gives him the "you can cum now" look then glances at his crotch to see if it had the intended effect.
Cause..that happened when I went to a convention and met her once.
I tried to talk to her but dick cut off circulation too my tounge.
I sped walked to the bathroom to jack off. Actually hit on a chunky white chick cosplaying as harley who does a perfect mimicry of her voice. Spent the rest of the night plowing her while she wore the costume..her husband watching and filming in the corner.
That evil seductress ruined my life with only a glance.
aw fug, just found a more appropriate pic
So was Reddit, and now it's the Front Page of the Internet!
it can happen with the right combination of not having whacked it in a long while, not having desensitized yourself to sexual content or stimuli, and then getting exposed to very powerful stimuli.
though usually in this scenario the accidental discharge doesn't happen till some dance floor grinding or when she's getting ready to pull his pants off.
>Decide to jack off
>think about waifu in sexy situations
>By the time I shake out of it we were married for a year, trying for children and attempting to find the time in our work schedules to still be intimate
>Never actually succeeded in getting off because I was too interested in the story
Goddamn it, is this what growing up feels like?
No wonder people become alcoholics.
>Goddamn it, is this what growing up feels like?
no, pretty sure that's a form of sensory processing disorder.
>Pokemon R34 is more popular than Pokemon itself
I don't know what's worse, that or the fact that I'm not surprised by it.
I get that too, but it's probably just my autism flaring up.
>waifu a character
Yes, I'm using waifu as a verb and yes I have multiple waifus. I'm a waifu polygamist.
>can't bring myself to fap to that character