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Between Marvel and DC's two flagship characters who's

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Between Marvel and DC's two flagship characters who's life would you rather have?
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>>77827824
"My Parents are dead"
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>>77827824
No thanks

I like having my parents around
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>>77827824
Superman.
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>Autistic Science Geek or Brooding Billionaire with "Issues"

I pick this guy.
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Id rather be rich than have spider moves
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Superman.

Much less sanity issues.

Now, if we're talking powersets that's another issue because Spider-Man's powers are usually fun to work without having to worry about smashing cities by sneezing.
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>>77827824
Do you have to keep on with their legacy? If not, Bruce obviously.
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>>77828071
>Alcoholic Billionaire with "Issues"
you did so much better, anon
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>>77827824
Spider-Man
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Kek.
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>>77827824
Bruce Wayne. Just stop being Batman and enjoy life as a billionaire playboy :^)
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>>77827824
Spider-man's because I feel the Goblin would be easier to deal with than the Joker.
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>Just stop being Batman and enjoy life as a billionaire playboy :^)

But he can't. That's the whole point of his character. Bruce is too mentally fucked up from watching his parents murder to enjoy life again.

Dressing up as a Bat and beating the S$%* out of criminals is the only thing that helps him cope.
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>>77828180
seconding
>>77828305
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I'm not sure if I should go into this
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>>77828098
You mean destroying galaxies by sneezing?
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>>77828305
Are we not putting ourselves in these character's shoes? Either way, his autism over his dead parents is ridiculous.
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Can I just be Japanese Spider-Man? Sure, his dad died, but that really didn't mean much to him in the long run. He pretty much forgot about it a minute later and he became a hero regardless. He also has pretty much no angst or internal struggle... just goes around and fights monsters and mooks.
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>miserable man with bad luck and constantly losing friends and rapidly swings between being fine and living in the depths of hell
>***llionaire playboy with sons who adore him and plot armor
hard choice f%m
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>>77827824
Bruce, at least my first love wouldn't have gotten dicked down by my greatest enemy.
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But Iron Man is Marvel's flagship character
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>I feel the Goblin would be easier to deal with than the Joker.

Green Goblin has killed Spiderman's girlfriend, his best friend, and keked him with Gwen. You thought wrong anon.
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>>77828517
Yeah, but if we take Peters life we can kill Norman before that happens. OP has given us a wonderful oppertunity anon, we can stop all the bad shit from happening
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>>77827824
wotchu mean by 'have' exactly?
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>>77828515
Shh baby the 90s kids are talking
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>Who's life would you rather have?

Just to clarify, I mean that you have to literally become that character and experience everything they have.

You can't use your comic book knowledge to change things or cheat.
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>>77828650
Fuck you OP. But I still pick Spider-Man. Going balls deep in pic related is worth the pain.
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>>77828691
He hasn't done that in how long now?
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>>77828691
>Going balls deep

>not going spinnerets deep
>or letting her kill you and eat you after you mate
Stay pleb.
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>Sexing MJ

Not so fast.
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>>77827824
Spider-Man since he actually has superpowers. Batman having to compensate for his lack thereof with all that training and planning sounds like a massive pain in the ass.
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>>77827824
Spider-Man, because I feel like having outsider knowledge would allow me to avoid the fuck-ups editorial keeps forcing on Peter to keep him "relatable."

Plus, Mayday is cuter daughteru than Damian or Helena.
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>>77828515
I'm pretty sure that title actually goes top wolverine
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>>77828727
If i'm getting his life, i'm getting all of it
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>>77829725
Hell, Pete could be one of Yondus ancestors
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>>77829365
No, Brevoort said Iron Man is.
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>>77828395
>defeated the truck
The hero Japan desperately needs.
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Well Spider-Man would win in a fight, so his.
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