Between Marvel and DC's two flagship characters who's life would you rather have?
>Autistic Science Geek or Brooding Billionaire with "Issues"
I pick this guy.
Much less sanity issues.
Now, if we're talking powersets that's another issue because Spider-Man's powers are usually fun to work without having to worry about smashing cities by sneezing.
>Just stop being Batman and enjoy life as a billionaire playboy :^)
But he can't. That's the whole point of his character. Bruce is too mentally fucked up from watching his parents murder to enjoy life again.
Dressing up as a Bat and beating the S$%* out of criminals is the only thing that helps him cope.
Can I just be Japanese Spider-Man? Sure, his dad died, but that really didn't mean much to him in the long run. He pretty much forgot about it a minute later and he became a hero regardless. He also has pretty much no angst or internal struggle... just goes around and fights monsters and mooks.
>miserable man with bad luck and constantly losing friends and rapidly swings between being fine and living in the depths of hell
>***llionaire playboy with sons who adore him and plot armor
hard choice f%m
>Who's life would you rather have?
Just to clarify, I mean that you have to literally become that character and experience everything they have.
You can't use your comic book knowledge to change things or cheat.
Fuck you OP. But I still pick Spider-Man. Going balls deep in pic related is worth the pain.
Spider-Man, because I feel like having outsider knowledge would allow me to avoid the fuck-ups editorial keeps forcing on Peter to keep him "relatable."
Plus, Mayday is cuter daughteru than Damian or Helena.
If i'm getting his life, i'm getting all of it
>defeated the truck
The hero Japan desperately needs.