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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zre9FhhxR7k

YOU GOTTA JUMP THE SHARK MORTY
DO IT FOR GRANDPA MORTY
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>>77824937
That robot on the shelf is really giving me a Tetsujin vibe.

I wanna read all of Tetsujin 28-gou but there's nothing for it. What a shame.
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fuck now i want a burger but I don't have a hardees or a carl jr.
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Them burgers look absolutely disgusting, thank the lord we don't have Hardees or Carls in the old world.
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It's precisely the kind of thing Rick would actually do, and he is well aware of the 4th wall anyway.
Go fucking nuts Adult Swim, as long as it means there'll be money for more episodes.
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Guess part of rick's prison sentence is doing commercials huh?
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>>77824996
Looks and taste are two very different things Europoor.
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>>77824937
What's the difference between Carl jrs and Hardy's?
if they're the same thing then why have two different names?
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>>77825223

Hardees was its own thing at a point then they were acquired by CKE Restaurants and were placed in their chain, since Hardee's was breaking down. They decided not to rename them since places that used to be familiar with Hardee's would relate to the name more.
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>>77824937
that makes me hungry as fuck
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Ohhhhhhh boooooooyyyy
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>>77824996
They're a step above McDonalds and Burger King, but still not far from the first place I would go for a fast food burger
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>>77825746
hardees is the best non-BK burgers, but BK rules all.
wendy's is only a bit below hardees though, and mainly due to dry corners
of course if you step outside of fast food you get various other neat places that have some great stuff in more the 'served in a basket' style.. culver's, etc
actually i've never been to five guys, in and out, or whataburger.. i've heard good things about all of them but i've also heard bad things. it sucks because i briefly had a chance to go to in and out but i lost that chance. fucking expensive west coast cost of living
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>>77825815
In n Out is the best burger.
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>>77825723

i feel like 4chan is eternally stuck in 2005 while reddit is stuck in 2010 and both are shit for it
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>>77825849

in & out is a self propagating meme

jack in the box is currently the best, but it changes with menu items. they just happen to have the best right now.
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>>77825849
Only if you're drunk at midnight when they have the best cooks behind the grill.
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>>77824970

Just watch the 2004 anime. It's really good
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>>77824937
>Morty in boxers
Laaaaaame.
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>>77825815
BK burgers are fucking dry and are only saved by copious amounts of cheese
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I would be ok with waiting a year for the next season as long as things like this come out regularly in the mean time
also
>dat plumbus
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I think the commercial is funny, even if I couldn't give any less of a shit about the product.
"Make it entertaining", is all I ask.
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>>77825993

i wonder how they are made
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>>77824937
It's selling out, not jumping the shark.
Get it right you fucking child.
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At least it's not another commercial with a close-up of somebody eating their burgers, complete with chewing sound effects.
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>>77825815
>>77825746
>>77825849
>Not whataburger
Not even flaunting being a texas fag
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I want some fuckin Hardee's now but it's an hour drive
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>>77824937
I never tried either are they good?
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>>77827603
They're alright but they're loaded with so much fucking salt
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>>77827692
Fine by me, the good thing about being /fit/ is i can eat anything now
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>>77827726
Oh and I forgot to mention Hardee's and Carl's Jr burger meat tastes kinda like those microwave burgers you get at gas stations
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>>77824937
Man I want a Hardees right now.
The one around my location makes them decent.
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>>77824937
Hardees is probably the best franchise for this show. Here's a breakdown
>Owner literally won the company in a game of poker with his buddies
>They continually don't give a shit about anything they do
>When their sexy food commercials were declared sexist they started a campaign called We Fill Your Holes
>Where in people were encouraged to send in pictures of them eating their biscuit holes in sexy positions.
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>They're stealing stuff!
Fucking perfect.
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Rick wanting to be in a commercial to get free stuff is like some absurd running joke though.

>mfw an old man literally said "Zelda" in an episode
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>>77825851
If we were actually stuck in 2005 every board would be [s4s]-tier.
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>>77825851
The whole internet feels like it stagnated.

I blame facebook.
(or more appropriately, nothing coming along to overtake facebook quick enough)
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>>77825880
actually that's who I meant, I knew that wasn't right
jack in the box is the one i heard raves about, wanted to try, lost my chance to try while i lived in washington, and then had a parent (grew up in california) tell me i wasnt missing out on much
but my friend who lived in washington said i shouldve had some
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>>77825851
The style of humor I've seen on Reddit actually reminds me of early 00s Internet humor, including 4chan.
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I thought it was pretty funny. I cracked up when they started stealing his shit.
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>>77828521
Same
Mostly because I have nightmares about people barging into my house and taking all my shit and I can't stop them all
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>>77828460
where do you think you are
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>>77828583
It's more common than you think.
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>>77824937
I don't watch the show but damn those burgermen look tasty
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There are infinite Ricks. Clearly this is a rick who is not in prison cashing in on the adventures of Rick-C137.
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>>77828586
9gag?
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>>77828925
No, you're on FunnyJunk, stupid.
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>YOU GOTTA JUMP THE SHARK MORTY
But don't you see OP? They jumped the shark back in episode 1.
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>>77825849
>In n Out is the best burger.
Outright lie. Had one outside of LA while I was working there and it was OK, but not deserving of the praise it gets.

I would prefer Whataburger or Culvers if I was going to get fast food.
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>>77829160
>Whataburger
Ah, an Anon of taste.
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in my experience 5 Guys has the best fast food burgers.
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>>77828269
that's fucking awesome

im eating there from now on
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>>77829160
>Whataburger
>all I hear is how good it is
>how its the best fast food place ever
>try for the first time
>its okay
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Hardees has some bizarre commercials.
Also, I don't think OP knows what 'jumping the shark' means
>>77829264
But seriously this.
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>>77828269
also the carl from ATHF ad they did last year. that fucking ad
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>>77829314
honestly all fast food is pretty meh
The only place I'll go out of my way to go to is Chipotle and even then I know if I wanted I could make a better meal for cheaper
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>>77828388
Well considering Zelda is an old woman name, it makes sense that an old man would say it.
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>>77829314
Guy you're responding to here. I know people treat Whataburger like that (even my wife does now that we live out of state) but all fast food is just OK when it's "good."


But replace Whataburger with In and Out and you have my story.
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>>77825849
You guys ain't got shit on Coockout. Its a pity the west coast won't ever taste this.
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>>77828269
man, he sounds like the evil shadow of the founder of Carl's Jr.

>Carl worked on a farm and decided to move to California
>Carl worked his ass off to get his own burger place
>Carl was made member of the Knights Malta for his support of Christian charities

I want to see them fight.

As far as best burger joint goes: Motherfucking Five Guys.
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>>77825880
Jack in the Box is greasy diarrhea even before it gives you greasy diarrhea. I ate that shit all the time in college because it was cheap and right down the street from my apartment, but these days I would never choose to go there given an option. The only advantage I see it having over In n Out is variety.
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>>77829788
Five Guys is disgusting crap I keep trying to eat there cause friends are always "it's so good" every single fucking time I end up with an overpriced COLD burger that tastes worse then McDonalds
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>>77824970
>Tetsujin

Just call it Gigantor, you titanic weeb.
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>>77829314
Like all fast food it depends who's making it. Everywhere will have their highs and then their shitty disgruntled teenager who puts out some day old crap.
But damn when whataburger is good, its super fucking good.
Oh and their fries and ketchup are god tier. Especially if you take like a dozen pepper packets and put it in the ketchup first.
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>>77830193
Localized title is a translation of the original title: Okay to use.
Localized title is just some random cool sounding title with no connection to the original title: gay and confusing.
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>>77830193
There's nothing wrong with calling it Iron Man no. 28
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>>77831762
Yeah but Gigantor used to be on Adult Swim and that's probably why that toy robot is there.
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This commercial is totally unflattering and doesn't make me want any of those burgers AT ALL. These ad execs will do anything to connect with millennials.

Did make me laugh though.
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>>77830174
this
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>>77829757
>Cookout

My nigga. I'm a west coastie going to an east coast school, and Cookout blows In n Out out of the water. I'd put Cookout as the best fast food burger with Five Guys as a close second
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Literally Sponsored Content: The Show
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>>77825880
>jack in the box
Post discarded, how dare you insult In n Out and then recommend e coli burgers
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>haven't ate Wendy's in a month
>go pick up a spicy chicken sandwich
>it's barely passable
Taking that fast food break was the best thing that I ever did.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXtKW06Y910

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXtKW06Y910

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXtKW06Y910
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>>77832065
>Five Guys
Invalid opinion.
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>People in this thread have never ordered the Double Thunder Pups with extra dunions at In-N-Out.
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>>77832472
>There's people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have never had Shrimps 'n Pimps in bogglesause from In-N-Out.
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>>77832472
>>77832600
Are you guys even speaking english?
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>>77830174
>COLD burger
Wow, sorry to hear that m8. I've never gotten a cold burger at my local Five Guys.
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>>77832641
>he doesn't know the secret menu
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>>77832641
What? You've never had an In-N-Out Dooble Superstacked Jollywacker?
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>>77825138
I'd like this to be canon.
In season 3 he just makes a small comment about having to become a sell-out to survive
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>>77824937
Tex Mex bacon thickburger a shit, worst burger I've had from there
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>>77829264
5 guys isn't fast food though, it's fast casual. If there's no drive-thru, it shouldn't be counted as fast food
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El Diablo 1/2 lb is still the best and deserves a cute anime grill representation
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>>77825849
5 Guys, you peasant.
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>>77830193
>>77831863
I've only ever known Tetsujin existed as Tetsujin. I never knew AS broadcast its localization whatsoever.
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>>77828269
What? No way.
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Holy fuck I googled Cookout and it sounds amazing, is it worth me driving an hour to try it this weekend?
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>>77828269
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I like Hardee's just for the fact that they don't give as shit
>just pile random shit on top of burgers
>serve Mexican food as well, fuck it
>commercials are just them dropping the burgers and the table shaking from the weight of them
>that looks bad for you
>it is, fuck off
They're like the only fast food place that didn't pathetically try to appease whiny hippies.
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>>77829788
2 IN THE DOOR. GONNA NEED 5 PATTIES. WANNA DRINK?

SHUT UP I just want to eat my food
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This burger was probably the best I ever tasted.
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>>77833289
>>77833332
>>77828269
>>77829312
>>77829788
>>77833137
>>77833491
I'm in a hardees ad right now aren't I?
Fucking guerilla social marketing.
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>>77833606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlg5uSoeIFM
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>>77833606
I'd call you paranoid but there's no way >>77833289 represents a genuine post made by a human being in 2015. I mean what the fuck?
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>>77833816
Newfags exist and they're among us. That kind of post isn't as rare as you'd think.
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>tfw I used to work at a hardees
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>>77833966
>>77833816

I've been posting here for 10 years and I've had that picture saved on my folder almost that entire time, kill yourselves
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>>77834135
Physician heal thyself
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>>77834135
>kill yourselves
there we go, much more like the real thing.
very convincing.
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>>77834272
New to /co/ but not new to carl's jr. Why is it called Carls.jr in the west and hardees in the east?
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I think my city is the one with the most Carl's Jrs in the world. Downtown has like 5 within walking distance one from another.

Also, nice ad.
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>>77828269
>Sexy ads
Well, at least Paris Hilton has you to look to
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>>77825849

White Castle was here, get fucked inferior burgers.
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>>77825815
BK's burger's are god-tier by fast food standards but their fries are terrible.
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>>77829788
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>>77824996
go eat some fucking boiled vines eurofag
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>>77824937
When is the next season?
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The best burgers always come from indie joints, this place is always going to be my favorite.
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>>77832690
>>77832472
>>77832600

We serve food here sir.
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Is it just me or does every fast food joint have some kind of secret menu?
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pssssssst

http://hackthemenu.com/secret-menus/
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>>77829788
I don't like their hamburgers so much but their fries and hotdogs... yes
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>>77825849
Fatburger masterrace
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>ITT burger joints I've never been or seen

All y'all just making this shit up. I have only ever seen BK, Wendy's, McDonald. That film, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle? Closest White Castle is 2000 ducking miles away.

STOP TALKING ABOUT IMAGINARY FOOD
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>>77837214
big belly burger for life you don't know what your missing
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>>77824970
That's because it's obviously Tetsujin. He even has a poster of it above his bed.
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>>77825849
LA-fag here. In N Out is garbage food.
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>>77837261
>darth buddha

I need this
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>>77833606
A couple a dudes fellate Carls' cock a little bit and that upsets you, but all the other times threads derail into people who sound like they'd punch an unborn child to prove how much they love a fast food burger is okay?
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>>77829788
I worked there for 2 years. Always felt bad for new people not knowing about the fries, and hated those little bastard kids smashing peanuts on the floor just because they could. They toss some on top of all of your order in the bag.
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>>77837268

if you're ever in california for any reason find one of these
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>>77837159
I don't even trust most fast food joints to give me the normal, unaltered menu items exactly the way I want them, let alone abominations such as this.
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>>77837159
They do (mostly by popular demand)
theres whole sites dedicated to cataloging them
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>>77825851
Good thing 2005 was a far better year than 2010
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>>77836973
The best burger joints are always going to be local.
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Does Carls Jr. have Slaw?
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>Those few Carl's Jr's that have Green Burrito

best fast food nachos money can buy
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>>77827603
They're big ass chain burgers, so don't expect miracles. Their specialty is memeburgers, but don't go full retard with their shit. Ask yourself, do you really want fucking jalapeno poppers in your burger?

Pic related is full retard. One thousand plus calories of America Fuck Yeah in a burger.

>>77832645
When you have too many of the "extras", sometimes they fuck it up.
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>>77837605
>eggs
>bacon
>hotdogs
>bacon
>chips
Holy fuck are burgers joints trying to replicate famous bowls but for burgers
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>>77832995
I went to a 5 guys a week ago because you easternshits keep hyping it up.

It was good, but I spent $17 on a burger and fries and a drink. That's fucking insane. After eating lunch, I went grocery shopping and bought:
1.5 lbs of lunch meat
1 lb of swiss cheese
0.5 lb of prosciutto
5 sandwich rolls
a baguette
and it was fucking $16.50

this is not to complain that prepared food is more expensive than grocery stores; that much is obvious. But if I want burgers, I'd just as soon go to In-N-Out, which is nearly as good as 5 guys, and get two double doubles for less than the price of a single 5 guys burger.
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>>77825880
Californian here:
In-N-Out: good. fairly cheap. Absolutely a meme but still the best value in fast food in Los Angeles.
Jack-In-The-Box: like a low-end beaner/stoner version of Carl's Jr/Hardees. 2/$0.99 tacos are the best deal in terms of calorie/$ if you're broke, and they're not absolutely terrible, just bad.
Carl's Jr.: Best of the mass-market chains, still pretty terrible. More expensive than other options.
Burger King: why do people like this? Maybe it's a regional thing, because in LA they're pretty uniformly terrible.
McDonalds: consistent. Nigger favorite. better value than Carl's Jr.
Taco Bell/Del Taco: for homeless people, stoners, and drunks. Seriously, you're in LA, get off your ass and find a taco truck or carniceria.
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>>77837771
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>All these fat americans talking about fast food as if it was the most important thing in the planet

No wonder you die so quickly
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>>77837836
We need one of these for every state
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>>77837836

this is terribly accurate as someone who grew up in and is moving back to to santa cruz in a month
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>>77837855
Every other state gets along fine, we all hate California
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>>77837897

>Every other state gets along fine

Lock a Texan and an Oklahoman in a room and tell them to talk about sports. Don't supply any sharp objects.
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>>77837897

California is like a small country, saying you hate it is meaningless because it contains some of everything.
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>>77837897
I just need a library of these to mess with people whenever they mention a state
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>>77825223
it's the same reason that Safeway is Randalls/Tom Thumb/Pavilions/Vons/etc in certain places. A merger led to the more familiar brand staying in markets where it was more well known.
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>>77837946
some might be kind of hard to make
newjersian doesn't really have a good ring to it
what the fuck does whyoming even do
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>>77837883

Welcome back to Santa Cruz. There's more junkies here than you might remember.
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>>77825849
>not 5 guys

OH SHIT YOU DONE IT NOW
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>>77837897
One small fucking fissure and it's gone forever
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>>77837974
Nah. I'm from AZ so I'm an easy one to make, but if I was good at making them I could do all 50 states. Doesn't have to have a good ring, just has to accurately portray the stereotypes. The toughest one would be the Dakota's. At least Wyoming has cheese.
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>>77828472
Jack's two tacos for a buck are the only thing you need to eat there. Those tacos represent everything that is right and wrong with the US, you are literally eating a metaphor. The tacos look like shit, the lettuce is wilted, they're filled with fake meat and an american cheese slice but the tacos are so damn delicious.
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>>77838012
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>>77825815
>Never been to Five Guys

YOU AIN'T SHIT, ANON.
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>>77837974
Wyoming is "Literally nothing: The State"

Least populous and wasteland-ey.
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>>77837924
9 or 10th largest economy in the world, depends on the year.
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Fuck this ad worked. Fuck I want a burger. Good thing I have chicken breast in the oven or I'd be fucked.
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>>77838049
I did Wyoming's
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>>77836973
Worked at one, after hours probably 3-4 times a week my boss would have a hooker come by after closing.

He never told me straight up but I could totally tell they were prostitutes.
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>>77838049
>>77838147
>Wyoming

You mean South Dakota?
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>>77824937

>This whole thread
>Americans can only bond over greasy food

Kek
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>>77838049
>>77838147
Alabama-fag here, and even though there's alot of stupid shit down here, atleast our state can be remembered as something.
If we can't be the best, we sure can be the worst!
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>>77838239
South Park has forever imprinted what I think of Alabama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrimMyOoEDA
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>>77837837
>Says the Eurofags as they eat fermented shark marinated in piss with a side of grass fried in lard.
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>>77829121
Actually we are in a collection on imgur, fuckface.
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>>77838217
better than bonding over us all having neighbors named muhommed cuc.k
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Okay well this thread got extremely off topic. Let's see how this goes
Americans, name the state you live in and one important thing that happened in your state over the history of it. If you can't think of anything then you're state is officially worthless.
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>>77838239
nothing's worse that Mississippi and Missouri 49th or 50th in all categories
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>>77838239
What's the difference between Alabama and Mississippi? As someone who has never been to either state, I have no idea.
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>>77838339
>Hawaii
>Enjoy the pleasure of Mexico without Mexicans or terrible diarrhea.
>>
hitler did nothing wrong
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>>77838339
Bart knocked over our Sun Sphere.
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>>77838339
California - Hollywood
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>>77838339
Texas
Every day we're not seceding
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>>77838339
Ohio.
we always pick the winning president.
ALWAYS!
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>>77838339
Oklahoma. We had the land run which is one of the biggest land grabs in human history. We had native american relocations happen. Then of course we had the broadway musical Oklahoma written after us. Beat that Montana you fucking faggots.
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>>77838363
Nothing that I know of
Alabama and Mississippi are the bickering brothers of the states, they both are terrible but yet both still shit on each other
Although everyone already knows they are both the worst
Being from Alabama, what I've heard is that Mississippi is more welcoming to incest or something
>>
>>77838339
Idaho
Where do you think you're french fries come from?
>>
>>77838339
>California
>Gold Rush bought immigrants most of you bastards were born from
>Hollywood allowed the films you watched as drooling retard babies to exist so you'd have something to cling to when you grew up
>Was an industrial powerhouse during WWII so the U.S could keep fighting without many supply issues
>Chinese food
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>>77838436

france?
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>>77838403
That's New Mexico
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>>77838339
Arizona
Grand Canyon and discovering Pluto
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> Silver Streak is all but nonexistent now
> I have to drive a good ten-ish minutes into the next town over to get my fix
> have to drive a good half hour to the other side of town to get a Blake's
> Whataburgers all over town, but take fucking forever as usual
There was apparently a golden age of burgers, my friends. And we let it slip right through our fingers. At least there's a good burger joint relatively close by, although you can't eat without being pestered by flies 24/7.
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>>77838339

>Washington

We own your electronics. You cannot be rid of us.

Everything on the over the mountain range is practically Idaho and we hate them.
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>>77838460
Fuck you it is!
we also produce astronauts like crazy.
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>>77838339
Alabama, more specifically the city Mobile.
This video right fucking here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
It has been the burden we have had to carry as a city for years now
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>>77838439
you forgot all the computer standards

back in the day every dickhole that came out of MIT tried to make a proprietary port for their shit, so you'd need to buy a fujakowi board just run some piece of garbage, this like 1970's.

Then when Dell figured out how to reverse engineer IBM BIOS to run DOS a ton of companies like HP fled to California to escape East Coast corruption and politics, they started to all make universal standards for plugs and whatnot and refused to buy into proprietary crap.

That's why all printers ran on parallel ports, etc, etc.
>>
>>77838339

Is that the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory Bear in Snowmass?
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>>77838483
>doesn't even acknowledge to wright bros
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>>77837268
My so-cal nigga. Never got the appeal. The Fries are bland and the burger is slathered with dressing.
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>>77838384

Nelson
>>
>>77838577
that's too easy
>>
>>77838339
California

Niggas rushed over here for gold. The end.
>>
>>77837988
>>77837883
Woah Santa Cruz people

sell me mushrooms
>>
>>77837897
as a californian, let it die I say
>>
>>77839028
This. We need to be glassed.
>>
>>77828269
Honestly I hate those "sexy" commercials, they just make me feel uncomfortable especially if I'm watching TV with my family. I don't care if it makes SJWs mad or not it's just not appropriate.
>>
>>77838339
>Colorado

Popular beers and South Park.

We're also one of the last holdouts for American-brand Evangelical Christianity.
>>
>>77838339
Arizona
The southern part used to be part of Mexico, also it's hot most of the year
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>>77825018
yeah, rick would promote good fast food
i could just imagine him saying "yeah, no, fuck this mcdonalds shit. we're outta here morty" and then 25 seconds of dead air

on the last second, jerry walks into scene
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You know, I could never get mad at a person who's famous for whatever reason for selling out.
Honestly, if I ever amassed any kinda fame, the second I was approached by a company to do a commercial I'd hop on it in a fucking second.

Anyone who says they wouldn't is a fucking liar.
>>
>>77838339
New Mexico
We were the first testing site for atomic weapons
>>
>>77838339
TEXAS.
WE INVENTED TRUCKS, GUNS AND HORSES.
>>
>>77825933
some people who wear white briefs wear boxers over them as pajamas when they sleep
>>
>>77839833

literally reddit the post

right down to the imgur gif
>>
>>77839975
I suppose that's possibly, though I find it interesting that you specify white briefs- especially as we've seen Morty wearing blue ones (at least in the comics).
>>
>>77839975

anon u wot
>>
>>77839883
>Texas
>invented guns

Yet the oldest firearms manufacturer in the world is an italian company.
>>
Oh thank god they labelled it [sponsored content] in the title, or otherwise I would not have been able to tell. No one can.
>>
>>77837836
As a Californian, i can say its sad how accurate that drawing is for most Californians
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>>77840000
Sounds like filthy commie propaganda to me.
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>>77840016
It is completely true. The Beretta family have been producing firearms since the 1500s. They even still run the company.
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>>77838521
are you sure thats a news report and not some form of anti-nigger propaganda?
>>
>>77840064
>>77840016
>>77840000

i think we can all agree that 99% of history is made up by shitlords anyway. you should come up with your own ideas of how thing happened based on what you see around you.

also, checked >>77840000
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>>77840000
>>77840064
THEY STOLE GUNS FROM TEXAS. ITALY WAS APART OF THE AXIS OF EVIL, DON'T BELIEVE THEIR NAZI LIES.
WE INVITED BLUE JEANS, STEAKS AND 10 GALLON HATS.
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>>77837455

True, 'cause they actually gotta give a shit about making good food.
>>
>>77840339
That's bull shit, I'm a Texasfag and Whataburger isn't even in my top ten burger places.
>>
>>77838339
PA
We got to fucking write the constitution
And the Declaration of Independence
Plus we gave America a lot of black celebrities and Tina Fey
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>>77840400
I'm struggling to think of a fast food burger that's better than Whataburger.

Unless you're an idiot and you think fast food and real restaurant food belong on the same list.
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>>77829788
Five guys?
Fucking please.
Elevation Burger is the greatest fucking burger joint ever
Fite me over hameburgs you lil bitch
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>>77837605
how can you fit something like this in your mouth?
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>>77825849
Goddamn right
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>>77838339
>Virginia
We were here first faggots
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>>77837402
Is that near commerce or east los?
>>
I have never heard or seen this restaurant in America.
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>>77838339
NC
Michael Jordan learn how to play b-ball here
First Flight
And we killed Blackbeard the Pirate
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>>77837897
C'mon, the one for Oregon would be amazing.
>>
>>77838339
Oregon. Lewis and Clark trekked through here and it's the birthplace of Nike.
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>>77838318
no, it really isn't. muhommed gives me a satisfied wife, greasy food gives you diabetus.
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>>77828583
why have nightmares when you can have a gun
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>>77841510
What if they steal the gun, anon
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>>77825723

I know people who fucking talk like this in real life.
It's fucking awful. It's like the only dialogue they are capable of generating are random quotes from popular cartoons and homestuck.
And most of them are English majors. Creative Writing. Fuck English majors.
>>
>>77838339
Louisiana
Louisiana Purchase
>>
All fast food chains are shit.

Make your own damn burgers.
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>>77841656
Sonic is not so bad for a fast food burger place

Big burgers, decent drinks, desserts, sides are nice.

Happy Hour for half off drinks and shit. I love Sonic
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>>77841693

> decent drinks

Their fucking slush drinks taste like like someone threw a bunch of chemicals into fake fruit juice.
Food's pretty ok though.
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>>77841524
>not having your carry piece tightly strapped to the vast wasteland between your ass and balls
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>>77825223
its like checkers and rally''s. it depends on the region what's it call
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>>77837605
that looks pretty nice actually
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>>77838339

>>NJ

A shit ton of Revolutionary War battles happened here, including the Washington's famous Crossing of the Delaware for the Battle of Trenton. Also, Woodrow Wilson and Grover Cleveland are from here.
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