YOU GOTTA JUMP THE SHARK MORTY
DO IT FOR GRANDPA MORTY
Guess part of rick's prison sentence is doing commercials huh?
Looks and taste are two very different things Europoor.
Hardees was its own thing at a point then they were acquired by CKE Restaurants and were placed in their chain, since Hardee's was breaking down. They decided not to rename them since places that used to be familiar with Hardee's would relate to the name more.
hardees is the best non-BK burgers, but BK rules all.
wendy's is only a bit below hardees though, and mainly due to dry corners
of course if you step outside of fast food you get various other neat places that have some great stuff in more the 'served in a basket' style.. culver's, etc
actually i've never been to five guys, in and out, or whataburger.. i've heard good things about all of them but i've also heard bad things. it sucks because i briefly had a chance to go to in and out but i lost that chance. fucking expensive west coast cost of living
I want some fuckin Hardee's now but it's an hour drive
Man I want a Hardees right now.
The one around my location makes them decent.
Hardees is probably the best franchise for this show. Here's a breakdown
>Owner literally won the company in a game of poker with his buddies
>They continually don't give a shit about anything they do
>When their sexy food commercials were declared sexist they started a campaign called We Fill Your Holes
>Where in people were encouraged to send in pictures of them eating their biscuit holes in sexy positions.
Rick wanting to be in a commercial to get free stuff is like some absurd running joke though.
>mfw an old man literally said "Zelda" in an episode
actually that's who I meant, I knew that wasn't right
jack in the box is the one i heard raves about, wanted to try, lost my chance to try while i lived in washington, and then had a parent (grew up in california) tell me i wasnt missing out on much
but my friend who lived in washington said i shouldve had some
I thought it was pretty funny. I cracked up when they started stealing his shit.
where do you think you are
>In n Out is the best burger.
Outright lie. Had one outside of LA while I was working there and it was OK, but not deserving of the praise it gets.
I would prefer Whataburger or Culvers if I was going to get fast food.
>all I hear is how good it is
>how its the best fast food place ever
>try for the first time
Guy you're responding to here. I know people treat Whataburger like that (even my wife does now that we live out of state) but all fast food is just OK when it's "good."
But replace Whataburger with In and Out and you have my story.
man, he sounds like the evil shadow of the founder of Carl's Jr.
>Carl worked on a farm and decided to move to California
>Carl worked his ass off to get his own burger place
>Carl was made member of the Knights Malta for his support of Christian charities
I want to see them fight.
As far as best burger joint goes: Motherfucking Five Guys.
Jack in the Box is greasy diarrhea even before it gives you greasy diarrhea. I ate that shit all the time in college because it was cheap and right down the street from my apartment, but these days I would never choose to go there given an option. The only advantage I see it having over In n Out is variety.
Five Guys is disgusting crap I keep trying to eat there cause friends are always "it's so good" every single fucking time I end up with an overpriced COLD burger that tastes worse then McDonalds
Like all fast food it depends who's making it. Everywhere will have their highs and then their shitty disgruntled teenager who puts out some day old crap.
But damn when whataburger is good, its super fucking good.
Oh and their fries and ketchup are god tier. Especially if you take like a dozen pepper packets and put it in the ketchup first.
Localized title is a translation of the original title: Okay to use.
Localized title is just some random cool sounding title with no connection to the original title: gay and confusing.
This commercial is totally unflattering and doesn't make me want any of those burgers AT ALL. These ad execs will do anything to connect with millennials.
Did make me laugh though.
My nigga. I'm a west coastie going to an east coast school, and Cookout blows In n Out out of the water. I'd put Cookout as the best fast food burger with Five Guys as a close second
>People in this thread have never ordered the Double Thunder Pups with extra dunions at In-N-Out.
>There's people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have never had Shrimps 'n Pimps in bogglesause from In-N-Out.
I like Hardee's just for the fact that they don't give as shit
>just pile random shit on top of burgers
>serve Mexican food as well, fuck it
>commercials are just them dropping the burgers and the table shaking from the weight of them
>that looks bad for you
>it is, fuck off
They're like the only fast food place that didn't pathetically try to appease whiny hippies.
This burger was probably the best I ever tasted.
I'm in a hardees ad right now aren't I?
Fucking guerilla social marketing.
The best burgers always come from indie joints, this place is always going to be my favorite.
Is it just me or does every fast food joint have some kind of secret menu?
>ITT burger joints I've never been or seen
All y'all just making this shit up. I have only ever seen BK, Wendy's, McDonald. That film, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle? Closest White Castle is 2000 ducking miles away.
STOP TALKING ABOUT IMAGINARY FOOD
That's because it's obviously Tetsujin. He even has a poster of it above his bed.
A couple a dudes fellate Carls' cock a little bit and that upsets you, but all the other times threads derail into people who sound like they'd punch an unborn child to prove how much they love a fast food burger is okay?
I worked there for 2 years. Always felt bad for new people not knowing about the fries, and hated those little bastard kids smashing peanuts on the floor just because they could.
They toss some on top of all of your order in the bag.
if you're ever in california for any reason find one of these
>Those few Carl's Jr's that have Green Burrito
best fast food nachos money can buy
They're big ass chain burgers, so don't expect miracles. Their specialty is memeburgers, but don't go full retard with their shit. Ask yourself, do you really want fucking jalapeno poppers in your burger?
Pic related is full retard. One thousand plus calories of America Fuck Yeah in a burger.
When you have too many of the "extras", sometimes they fuck it up.
I went to a 5 guys a week ago because you easternshits keep hyping it up.
It was good, but I spent $17 on a burger and fries and a drink. That's fucking insane. After eating lunch, I went grocery shopping and bought:
1.5 lbs of lunch meat
1 lb of swiss cheese
0.5 lb of prosciutto
5 sandwich rolls
and it was fucking $16.50
this is not to complain that prepared food is more expensive than grocery stores; that much is obvious. But if I want burgers, I'd just as soon go to In-N-Out, which is nearly as good as 5 guys, and get two double doubles for less than the price of a single 5 guys burger.
In-N-Out: good. fairly cheap. Absolutely a meme but still the best value in fast food in Los Angeles.
Jack-In-The-Box: like a low-end beaner/stoner version of Carl's Jr/Hardees. 2/$0.99 tacos are the best deal in terms of calorie/$ if you're broke, and they're not absolutely terrible, just bad.
Carl's Jr.: Best of the mass-market chains, still pretty terrible. More expensive than other options.
Burger King: why do people like this? Maybe it's a regional thing, because in LA they're pretty uniformly terrible.
McDonalds: consistent. Nigger favorite. better value than Carl's Jr.
Taco Bell/Del Taco: for homeless people, stoners, and drunks. Seriously, you're in LA, get off your ass and find a taco truck or carniceria.
Every other state gets along fine, we all hate California
it's the same reason that Safeway is Randalls/Tom Thumb/Pavilions/Vons/etc in certain places. A merger led to the more familiar brand staying in markets where it was more well known.
Nah. I'm from AZ so I'm an easy one to make, but if I was good at making them I could do all 50 states. Doesn't have to have a good ring, just has to accurately portray the stereotypes. The toughest one would be the Dakota's. At least Wyoming has cheese.
Jack's two tacos for a buck are the only thing you need to eat there. Those tacos represent everything that is right and wrong with the US, you are literally eating a metaphor. The tacos look like shit, the lettuce is wilted, they're filled with fake meat and an american cheese slice but the tacos are so damn delicious.
Worked at one, after hours probably 3-4 times a week my boss would have a hooker come by after closing.
He never told me straight up but I could totally tell they were prostitutes.
>This whole thread
>Americans can only bond over greasy food
Alabama-fag here, and even though there's alot of stupid shit down here, atleast our state can be remembered as something.
If we can't be the best, we sure can be the worst!
South Park has forever imprinted what I think of Alabama
Okay well this thread got extremely off topic. Let's see how this goes
Americans, name the state you live in and one important thing that happened in your state over the history of it. If you can't think of anything then you're state is officially worthless.
we always pick the winning president.
Oklahoma. We had the land run which is one of the biggest land grabs in human history. We had native american relocations happen. Then of course we had the broadway musical Oklahoma written after us. Beat that Montana you fucking faggots.
Nothing that I know of
Alabama and Mississippi are the bickering brothers of the states, they both are terrible but yet both still shit on each other
Although everyone already knows they are both the worst
Being from Alabama, what I've heard is that Mississippi is more welcoming to incest or something
>Gold Rush bought immigrants most of you bastards were born from
>Hollywood allowed the films you watched as drooling retard babies to exist so you'd have something to cling to when you grew up
>Was an industrial powerhouse during WWII so the U.S could keep fighting without many supply issues
> Silver Streak is all but nonexistent now
> I have to drive a good ten-ish minutes into the next town over to get my fix
> have to drive a good half hour to the other side of town to get a Blake's
> Whataburgers all over town, but take fucking forever as usual
There was apparently a golden age of burgers, my friends. And we let it slip right through our fingers. At least there's a good burger joint relatively close by, although you can't eat without being pestered by flies 24/7.
We own your electronics. You cannot be rid of us.
Everything on the over the mountain range is practically Idaho and we hate them.
Alabama, more specifically the city Mobile.
This video right fucking here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
It has been the burden we have had to carry as a city for years now
you forgot all the computer standards
back in the day every dickhole that came out of MIT tried to make a proprietary port for their shit, so you'd need to buy a fujakowi board just run some piece of garbage, this like 1970's.
Then when Dell figured out how to reverse engineer IBM BIOS to run DOS a ton of companies like HP fled to California to escape East Coast corruption and politics, they started to all make universal standards for plugs and whatnot and refused to buy into proprietary crap.
That's why all printers ran on parallel ports, etc, etc.
>doesn't even acknowledge to wright bros
as a californian, let it die I say
Honestly I hate those "sexy" commercials, they just make me feel uncomfortable especially if I'm watching TV with my family. I don't care if it makes SJWs mad or not it's just not appropriate.
yeah, rick would promote good fast food
i could just imagine him saying "yeah, no, fuck this mcdonalds shit. we're outta here morty" and then 25 seconds of dead air
on the last second, jerry walks into scene
You know, I could never get mad at a person who's famous for whatever reason for selling out.
Honestly, if I ever amassed any kinda fame, the second I was approached by a company to do a commercial I'd hop on it in a fucking second.
Anyone who says they wouldn't is a fucking liar.
i think we can all agree that 99% of history is made up by shitlords anyway. you should come up with your own ideas of how thing happened based on what you see around you.
also, checked >>77840000
Elevation Burger is the greatest fucking burger joint ever
Fite me over hameburgs you lil bitch
We were here first faggots
I know people who fucking talk like this in real life.
It's fucking awful. It's like the only dialogue they are capable of generating are random quotes from popular cartoons and homestuck.
And most of them are English majors. Creative Writing. Fuck English majors.
A shit ton of Revolutionary War battles happened here, including the Washington's famous Crossing of the Delaware for the Battle of Trenton. Also, Woodrow Wilson and Grover Cleveland are from here.