I don't know why I can't get any of these. I want to. I want to have a laugh. They look clever enough to me. It makes me sad that I'm missing out on something right in front of my face.
What do you mean you don't get them?
Gimmie two scoops of Socialist Swirl, one scoop of Ho Chi Mint, one scoop of FRENCH vanilla and a Chocolate Chip Tax Hike on top, my good man.
I will be paying with welfare money, thank you Obama.
If nothing else, at least Smelly Hippie is selling good ol' American ice cream!
Smelly Hippie Commie detected.
Kelly is ALWAYS right.
It's like you don't want Socialism to be exposed.
anon, you're sounding a little bit like a
I'm sure that just my paranoia speaking though... right?
I don't think so. I think it's just a matter of what manufacturers will allow to happen based on legal liability. They almost all are in ranges of 5 to 10 mph. It also appears that there's a problem with the battery life. Faster you go, quicker they'll drain. If there's a federal restriction in place, I haven't found it.
Okay, best I've been able to find is the vehicle classification standards for the UK:
4MPH maximum for Class 2, and 8MPH for Class 3. Class 1 are manually operated wheelchairs.
It's not, really. Or at least that's not the main joke. The joke is generally that Kelly is a self-righteous blowhard whose idea of morality is "anything that even indirectly slightly inconveniences me is wrong and the end of America." And it's a jab at the cliches of political cartoons at the same time, like the overuse of the crying statue of liberty.