I think I may have a problem. Kitty Pryde is my waifu. What

Find a cosplayer and fuck her.

>>77821631

Bendis, I'm so proud you've admitted you have a problem.

>>77821631
Kitty Pryde is your waifu?

>>77821631
Accept that you're a bad person and continue enjoying your waifu.

Petite Jewish brunettes shouldn't be too hard to find.

>>77821643
I have, it was weird.

>>77821669
Not Bendis, just a regular dude who reads too many comic books

>>77821824

>Fucked a cosplayer.

Teach me your ways.

>>77821669
Kitty isn't Bendis' waifu. She's his beard.

Luke Cage is his husbando.

>>77821874
you have it backwards, Cage is his beard and Kitty has always been his true love

The hot jewish nerdy ninja girl who is best bubs with Wolverine and has a dragon is your waifu?

well, I never!

>>77821631
Consider immediate deposit of a large caliber bullet within your domepiece, good chum.

>>77821843
Go to places cosplayers hang out
Don't be a filthy neckbeard
Talk to cosplayers
?????
Profit

>>77821631
Who can blame you, she's perfect. /co/ only hates her because Bendis likes her and because she won the dick of their husbando Peter Quill.

If I want to fuel my problem are there any good books to pick up? I've read Astonishing X-men, ultimate spiderman, and a couple other books.

All new X-Men wasn't that great and I didn't care for Bendis' Guardians run

Go jerk off to CP, Byrne

>>77822212
>Astonishing X-men
>good Kitty book
you are beyond help anon, might as well just read Bendis

>>77821631
Apply for a job at Marvel. Tell them you've watched all the movies, and you have experience writing fan fiction. You'll become their newest writer in no time!

>>77821673
Kitty Pryde from the X-Men?

>>77822255
It was a pretty cool book, anon. What problem do you have with it?

>>77822401
it portraits Kitty the same way Bendis, Aaron and all the waifufags do. Empty character made only for self-insert sex, be overpowered and save the day by herself while everyone praise her.

>2015
>there are still kittywaifus
you probably love TMNT and Transformers, right?

>>77821631
I want to put my head between her huge kosher jewbs.

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>What do i do about this?
Kill yourself for having a shit tier waifu.

>>77822466
Like classic Eastman and Laird TMNT? Yeah, who doesn't?

>>77822472
>>77821949
Suicide seems a tad extreme

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>>77822539
>Suicide seems a tad extreme
Not in cases like yours.

>>77822539
>who doesn't?
I don't.

>>77821931
I don't think you know what a beard is.

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>>77821631
Fucking disgusting.

Get a better Jew-fu

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BIG JEWISH TITS

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>>77822637
Why not both?

>>77822466
And there will always be more. she's catching all the new generation of Guardians fans now.

>>77822716
the 616 one has them pretty small though.

>>77822795
pathetic, but what can I do?

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>>77821631
Change your name to Peter.
Especially if you're present name is Bobby.

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>>77822637
>Jew-fu

Catholics are where it's at mate

>>77822822
Accept that people like things you don't like and move on with your life?

>>77822891
Not going to lie, Star Lord has been my husbando for a while

>>77822893
>religious
Sorry, I prefer my women sane.

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>>77822913
>tfw when you never get to OOGA CHAKA with Peter
IT HURTS

>>77822937
what is this dance from?

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>>77822921
Your loss

>>77822913
then self insert as Kitty.

>>77822953
I dunno, I found it on /co/.

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>>77822937
>gif
Also
>tfw MCU pulls a Quicksilver on Fox and introduces an MCU version of Kitty Pryde in GoTG2

>>77822998
Awkward

Is the new Guardians book worth reading at all? Are there a year redeeming qualities?>>77823031

>>77822322
Kitty Pryde. Of the X-Men. That Kitty Pyrde.

Man what is it about Kitty that makes me people stan for her?

>>77821631
Go relentlessly pick on an older Jewish/Gypsy girl until everyone hates her.

>>77823139
>that makes me people stan for her
what?

>>77823039
It's not bad if you aren't expecting anything close to perfection.

just read it and have fun.

>>77823260
I will give it another go then

>>77823260
>[NOT MUH GUARDIANS COPYPASTA]
I enjoyed the series aside from the Original Sin arc. That one sucked.

>>77822401
When Whedon was writing Astonishing was ok with Kitty. Cause of Collossus. But I just read some Carey stuff that made me want to tear my eyes out. Kitty is fucking terrible in his books

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>>77822921
My husbando's as well, I don't care if horse cock comes with it BRB is best husbando

>>77823387
Is Black Vortex and Star Lord worth reading? I picked up all new X-Men but it was terrible

>>77823410
Whedon with Kitty was shit. Colossus was as bad as Iceman or Starlord because he was just there for the selfinserting, not because he liked him.

>>77823648
it's a romantic story. Maybe a romantic comedy even. If you don't like those, chances are you won't like the books.

>>77821631
Get better taste

>>77823648
Ehhhhhhh.

>>77821631
If you think you have a problem then you are not worthy of her faggot. You have to be proud.

KITTY IS MY WAIFU YOU /CO/ AUTISTS. I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT AND CAN'T GIVE ONE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

>>77823648
Not really, Black Vortex is totally skippable and the only thing that happened of note is that Kitty got engaged to Quill.

The Star-Lord comic is not good unless you like dumbed down Star-Lord, memes and Kitty being perfect.

>>77823703
fuck you Colossus was the hero of the entire story, he was the conflicted person who broke through the barrier to do what was right. He was Rightcloypse to the extreme. Just cause he loved Kitty didn't make his character arc bad, he was the perfect role for a messiah that went wrong.

>>77821631
You contemplate the fact that you now belong in the same circle as Bendis and Aaron Diaz. Let that one sink in.

>>77821631
Do everyone a favor and never ever write a comic with her, Kitty sucks when writers who waifu her start writing and all they do is pair her up with self inserts.

Whedon with Colossus, Ellis with Wisdom, Humphries with Quill, Bendis had Ultimate Kitty with Kong.

Hell, Byrne based Kitty in a girl he had a crush on and he even gave her the same name (that girl then grew up and was flattered but then annoyed by it since Kitty got more popular and people started bothering her about it to the point Byrne had to intervene to tell fans to leave her alone).

Kitty is only interesting when she gets a writer who doesn't worship her or tries to fucking pair her up with anyone just for the sake of pairing her up, and they give her faults and actual character.

>>77824083
he never did anything important until the end. his whole role was to be there so Kitty could have someone to fuck. the story around him is so superficial that it might not even exist. Everything that happened was done by either Cyclops, Abigail or Kitty.

>>77824070
in other words, if you are not one of the "not MUH Starlord" autists and like some humor, you will like it.

>>77824189
>Kitty is only interesting when she gets a writer who doesn't worship her or tries to fucking pair her up with anyone just for the sake of pairing her up
So only Alan Davis then.

>>77824258
he was the center of the story! the whole race was about him. But yeah, the point was he didn't do anything until pull the trigger. He was the finger on the gun. How is that bad?

>>77824337
>How is that bad?
He might as well not have been there for the previous 20 issues. Hell, he might as well have been any other dead X-Men like Jean. Grant Morrison had big plans for Colossus but Marvel didn't let use him becasue he was dead, yet they let Whedon use him to regress Kitty back to 13 years old for 20 issues and then only use him in the end for a lame fight?

Fucking bad.

>>77821824
Why was it weird? I fucked a cosplayer (not Kitty) at a con last month and it was pretty fuckin sweet

You kill yourself Whedon

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>>77821631
don't worry, we all go through things like this

stop growing hair, become a comic book writer, shoehorn her into everything you write

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>>77821631
I know that feel, anon

>>77825389
She was in costume. It was great but kind of surreal at the same time.

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>>77822921
So you don't like women?

>>77825655
>>77825694
poor armored c u c k. at least he has her sister again.

>>77825745
Kitty costume? Nice. My gal was Death one night - not as skinny as Death but close enough, and Harley Quinn the second night. Costume both times. She was a pale girl. But damn good in bed.

>>77825694
wait, how does it go back on?

>>77825873
I don't think it's supposed too

>>77822466
not that anon but I love both and my waifu is Donna Troy.

What now Anon?

>>77825819
I'd still hit it.

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>>77825873
That's why she's in school, "to learn about and control her powers"

>>77822744
This Kitty was the best

>>77826996
I'd hit it everyday. in deep space no less.

>>77821996
Bendis pls go.

>>77827912
I'm sorry you lost Quill to Kitty anon, but he would have never loved you anyways.

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>>77821643
that's the plan m80

It's ok, she's waifu to all of us.

>>77828635
even when some would not admit it

Cool outfit

>>77828445
>Cool outfit

>>77823139
>Man what is it about Kitty that makes me people stan for her?

This has always been a good explanation:

>Kitty was always pretty close to perfect: whatever errors she made were always well-intentioned. She’s not a particularly vengeful character, and she constantly fights for the underdogs and disenfranchised, especially nerds and geeks. She’s proficient with computers and usually the wittiest person in the room. She’s the template Buffy Summers and Veronica Mars were based on – the cute, funny, principled girl who’d rather hang out with the misfits than the cool crowd. In short, she’s always been defined by the desires and ideals of dudes.

Also that's not even mentioning that she's hot, skilled fighter, etc.

>>77829152
>She’s the template Buffy Summers and Veronica Mars were based on
I don't know why I never made the connection, but she can be pretty Buffy-like.

Not that it's a bad thing

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>>77828240
Not Jew-y enough.

>>77822953

New Kids on the Block cartoon.

>>77829152
This nailed it. She's truly perfect. Love her.

>>77821631

If you need other people to approve of your waifu for you to feel comfy with it then she was never really your waifu.

>>77823112
What about Kitty Pryde? What you saying?

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>>77821631
I found her pretty likable until Bendis turned her into a tremendous cunt, and an OP one at that. Not your fault, anon. I'm guessing you love the old Kitty just like I love the old Werewaifu.

>>77835097
Kitty was a cunt under Claremont already. That's her personality. Bendis didn't do anthing special, just write her in character.

>>77821631
Spend time around actual Jewish women. That should cure you.

>>77836018

If I did that I'd probably end up married to one

>>77821631
Just accept that you're now gay before Bendis forces it on you for daring to claim Kitty as your waifu without his permission

>>77836413
same here

>>77822891
Wait, I know 1610 did, but did 616 Kitty have anything going on Parker?

>>77838627
Peter Quill, not Peter Parker

>>77838627

No, the Peters being referred to are Colossus and Pete Wisdom

>>77822744
Based taste.

>>77823031
This was the true ending. And we missed it.

I am sad now.

Josh Whendkn and Bendis both have Kitty as their waifu. Maybe it's some kind of homosexual beard thing. Do other queer writers have Kitty as their waifu?

>>77824286
I haven't read DnA GotG and I think Black Vortex is shit, the way Humphries writes him is like a poor man's MCU Star-Lord.

Bendis' Star-Lord is just bland.

>>77825819
I'd hit it with a Giant Space cosmic bullet.

>>77839278
No, she's just a generations Perfect Girl

>>77841015
seems like you are comparing him to some imaginary Starlord then because you haven't read DnA right?