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>Newest Rebels Episode: Stealth Strike:
>Newest Rebels Recon Episode:
>Star Wars: Rebels MEGA (Season 1):
>The Clone Wars Legacy Content:
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>Star Wars: Commander ( /co/ Squad: Empire - SheevSquad )
>All Canon Novels and Comics: (Including the Rebels UK Comics)
>Star Wars Audiobooks (Canon and Legends) and Motion Comics:
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Do we ever encounter people who built and designed some of the various droids? Because they are seriously some of the most fucked up people in the galaxy.
I mean just imagine the people behind all those personality quirks, making them feel pain, droids which have really sombre expressions like this guy.
mega guy still needs to put the two most recent Rebels UK comics in the mega folder, Being Hunted and Assessment (they're both out)
thanks for adding the Story Before The Force Awakens uploads though!
>Ahsoka will never look at you the way she looks at Lux Bonteri
just become one with the force in my sleep already
>She becomes a force ghost
The concept of wet dreams and actually having sex with Ahsoka becomes blurred
Think of it. Remember that one wet dream you had with s by-product of the combination of all your fetishes?
What if that wasn't your imagination building you the perfect woman but in fact a ghost?
What if every life-like dream you had, may it be a wet dream or something more, was actually your subconscious socializing with ghosts?
What if every time you had sex in your dreams it was actually with a ghost creating your ideal erotic dream? Disguising themselves or becoming your waifu to make your dreams come true? Figuratively, of course
What if you've been having sex with ghosts ever since you first learned how to jerk off?
>Because they are seriously some of the most fucked up people in the galaxy.
Well, the way people tread droids in general is fucked up.
I mean they have pretty advanced AI, so far that you can talk about selfawareness and the simulate fear and as you say pain.
Sometimes people risk their butts to save certain droids (like R2-D2 or Chopper) and sometimes they are just treated as disposable appliances (like the poor shuttle pilot in the second to last rebels episode for example).
That's really fucking weird is something that always confused me, because I never knew how 'alive' exactly droids are supposed to be.
I mean even the CIS droids had that kind of AI and were killed as comic relief. Pretty fucked up if you think about it.
You mean using droids instead of slaves?
Guess it's more fun to look at a Twi'lek's ass when she bends over to pick up your garbage.
Star Wars is a setting populated by wretched scum and villains obviously.
Aw hell...minor distraction, got a feature notice for this freemium-cash grab disguised as a licensed SW rpg mobile app.
Not sure if this will become popular like the Future Fight app is, anybody trying this one out?
Think about it, Anon. Think about it
What if every time you felt someone touch you, or someone call your name but it no one is there was actually a ghost?
Every time you lurk on the Holonet for porn and the like, every time you go on the yellow boards, every time you fap to hentai or magazines, there was a ghost watching you? Listing all your fetishes so she could make the ideal wet dream, the most erotic experience that cannot be recreated in this plane of existence?
What if every time you switched fetishes, acquired new fetishes, disliked older fetishes, there was a ghost that kept track of them all?
Remember that one time you woke up with a raging hard on and felt pretty hot and bothered? What if that was a ghost and not "Morning Wood"?
What if every dream which felt real, may it be with one person or multiple people, were with ghosts?
I'm wrapping up commissions today, but I'll take a few requests that I can try to do for this week.
Here's a ton of the older Dark Horse comics for you guys, the famous Knights of The Old Republic series is in here as well.
I've had a few people ask me recently since I recommended it, and no, the comic IS NOT an adaptation of the Kotor 1 video game. It takes place in the same era and has a few cameo appearances that have it interlace a bit with the Kotor story but it is not an adaptation nor is it necessary for you to play the game. (Though you should play it anyway)
And for anyone that hasn't read these before they are in .cbr format which is just a renamed .rar or .zip file format meaning you can open them with rar or winzip or use a free comic book reader like: comic rack, cdisplay or honeyview. Lately I've been trying out comic rack
Shaak Ti in TFU outfit playfully eating a banana.
We're in this together anons. The love, the heartbreak. Til' the very end.
And in our newfound love, we pay respect and tribute to the fallen.
Aresko, Jude, Chiron, Inky, and Tua.
Too pure for this cruel, cruel Galaxy. All they wanted was t make it a better place.
When they stop letting Filoni work on Star Wars. Though then again the person who comes in after him might be just as bad, so never as long as serialized television for the universe exists.
>To date, Star Wars Rebels ranks as Disney XD’s #2 series in Total Viewers (1.3 million), Kids 6-11, Boys 6-11 and Boys 2-11. It’s the channel’s #1 program among Adults 18-49 and Men 18-49. In the most recent quarter tabulated (3Q15), Star Wars Rebels reached over 48 million unique Total Viewers in 157 countries/territories and in 30 languages. Star Wars Rebels has also generated nearly 4 million video starts on WATCH Disney XD.
Neato. This reminds of those videos with kids freaking out over Ahsoka coming back. Star Wars television really is making an impact.
Riyo Chuchi in a similar pose to pic related.
Believe it or not, Ahsoka is an extremely important character to the younger generation of fans, and her return was a very big "oh my GOD" moment. It's very much a similar reaction to the kids seeing the Vader reveal for the first time. Very heartwarming to see.
You miss out on all the cheesecake from back in the day?
True. We have four groups of mystics who arent Jedi/Sith now. Possibly 5 if we're counting the Wookies ability to communicate directly with nature, but I don't think that counts.
Vader knows of her existence and has sent his personal agents to track her down and find her. Ahsoka is one of the very few things he has left of his past, and he hates her for it, just like he hates Obi-wan.
It would be a real treat if she came out, I'm hoping the info about
Luke's Jedi academy/whatever and students dying is only a half truth.
>I see you have studied the Sith.
>Intimately I'm afraid, and to your doom.
>I too have studied the Sith.
>Pfah, the dark side is not your ally, you are weak.
>Knowledge itself is neither evil nor just.
>Enough talk. Face me!
>No, you will face them.
And then suddenly from all around lightsabers ignite and it's all too clear that Luke had secret training grounds and the Knights of Ren get HORRIBLY slaughtered like they were fucking children, unable to win even 1v1 or 3v1 fights...it would be beautiful.
Ahsoka's arc is finished and she has basically nothing to do now besides supporting the new characters. I think it would be better to continue the tradition of killing off the mentor character and to give her a memorable death scene and I'm pretty sure the same will happen to Han Solo in episode VII too.
All meaningless since we know for 100% certainty they failed to find and kill all the Jedi.
And we already know there were battles just as important as the Death Star going on elsewhere. The war was filled with heroes, as Ahsoka makes clear. Rogue One will be one as well, those guys probably all die if that makes you feel better.
Wow, you really have some issues. Are you a terrible writer that is frustrated that they can't come up with anything themselves?
Why couldn't Obi-wan's actor be this based?
Who do you think was more important, Ahsoka or Kenobi? You're behaving like an idiot.
You honestly have bad taste if we're being frank. Seeing the Jedi win outright would be great, you Sith cocksuckers wanting the darksiders to be more powerful and win every time are ridiculous.
This would be great to see, instead we might only get bunch of sith wannabes. It'd be nice to see a lot of Jedi with their powers fully restored due to the prophecy being fulfilled and the sith shrine no longer dampening them.
I was just pointing out that you misread his post, faggot. He didn't say anything about Maz being a Jedi.
You're no fun.
Not him but it's pretty obvious he was saying Ahsoka had less of a kill priority than Kenobi and they never fucking managed to find and kill him, instead he went and sacrificed himself and become powerful enough that he influenced the outcome of the war beyond death.
>As for the Dec. 12 fall finale, Filoni is keeping things as secret as the plans for a new Death Star. “I’m driving everybody nuts with that on the crew,” he says, adding that “only a select group of people have actually gotten to see” the episode’s highly guarded (and apparently epic) final minutes. “The actors don't even know what happens!”
Shit apparently goes down. So any bets on who dies?
And then the Grand Inquisitor suddenly comes back to life.
My point is, Ahsoka is never even brought up in the OT, now the out of universe reason for this is obvious, but what is the in universe reason? Why doesn't Vader even care about his former Padawan, a very important piece of his past? It just doesn't add up.
Pretty sure the main actors would know if their main reason for the job is being taken away beforehand, so it can't be them. Maybe Kallus finally, since he is the only named, secondary character that could be killed and have it mean something (unlike Konstantine and Brom).
It'll probably be some big dark side reveal with the Inquisitor program, or maybe they'll be introducing one of the main Rebellion leaders.
He won't pine over Ahsoka every second of his day, anon. Especially since he had no reason to believe she was dead to begin with since there was no proof.
As was said earlier the war was full of heroes.
There are people that do and do not like the prequels here, and then people that shit on the people that do like them because their opinions don't match. Hopefully you aren't the annoying latter.
>our general is pure and perfect!
Oh boo fucking hoo, newsflash kiddo, your general is a cesspool and a complete and utter circlejerk dedicating to nothing but fellating Lucas and Filoni and shitting on the EU.
>During the Battle of Endor IG-88 was in command of the fully armed and operational battle station.
While I understand the feeling of loss for some, I'm personally glad of the reboot/retcon.
>Yes, even by the standards of the many dry and hot desert worlds that seemed more and more commonplace throughout the galaxy, the Gabdorin pirate thought, Ponemah was particularly overrun with an excess of sand.
>more and more commonplace
Is this a jab at Jakku and now a third desert planet having to exist?
I think thats what he meant.
Tatooine, Geonosis, Jakku.
At least Geonosis was a bit different, with it's red rocks, and unique natives.
They were his boss, why would he do that? He took pride in being trained by Dooku, and having the greatest droid army in galactic history.
But yeah, he knew. Even fought alongside Sideous in "Son of Dathomir"
I just wanna see say that for everyone that remembers how comfy and civil these threads were when season one was airing, don't get too bummed by the state of things right now, we knew this would happen near the release of TFA. Things should be back to normal when the second half of season two starts up next year.
>I think thats what he meant.
There's a fourth one added in that short story - Ponemah - that I meant instead of Geonosis.
Grievous was too loyal to Dooku to betray him, and there's no way he would be able to take on Sheev if he can't even handle the occasional Padawan.
A lot of people have jumped ship, due to spoilers too. The shitposting can be damn near infuriating sometimes, when all I wanna do is chill out for an hour and talk Star Wars, and people are arguing about petty shit.
But yeah, I feel you. These threads can still be great sometimes, and hopefully when the TFA hype dies down, the shitposting will be less frequent.
>There's a fourth one added in that short story - Ponemah - that I meant instead of Geonosis.
Oh right, ok, haven't had a chance to read it just yet. I started Twilight Company. It's pretty good.
Star Wars Rebels UK magazine anon here, sorry about not getting the newest issue out on time but I was glad you managed to storytime it. Once The Force Awakens has been released I'll start releasing it on time. I'm trying to avoid spoilers but I check here now and again to see how much the threads have changed.
>there's no way he would be able to take on Sheev if he can't even handle the occasional Padawan.
The only Padawan Greivous faced and lived was Ahsoka though, and she won with a combination of luck, and straight up running for her life.
Reminder that he killed at LEAST 4 Jedi before we see him in TCW.
He doesn't get many kills in the show, sure, but it's still heavily implied that he killed many Jedi offscreen.
He just had the misfortune of being paired against Jedi with plot armor 90% of the time, unlike Savage who impressively got to kill a few minor Jedi.
If you want canon, watch the TCW Season 1 episode "Lair of Greivous", and then the comic "Darth Maul: Son of Dathomir" (ignore the title, Greivous completely steals the spotlight.)
They really should have allowed Grievous to kill more Jedi. I think his best episode in The Clone Wars was "Massacre". Pity Son of Dathomir was never finished in time to make it as a part of the Lost Missions
He's supposed to fight Kanan in the next issue of that comic, and we know how that turns out.
>And then there it was, like a gift from Am-Shak, the god of thunder himself: the ship of the Crimson Corsair, spiraling into the great sand vortex.
Does this mean the Weequay have a pantheon of gods? Or could it be of another alien races' god(s) that the Weequay captain believes in?
>Esmelle’s wife, Shirene, steps in. She secures Esmelle’s elbow with her own, giving the woman a kiss on the cheek. “Esme, how about a hot tea? I’ve left the thermajug on the stovetop in the kitchen.”
>“Yes. Yes, that sounds good. I’ll…I’ll get tea.” Esmelle offers a stiff smile, then fritters off as she is wont to do.
>Shirene sighs. Shirene is the opposite of Esmelle in many ways—Esmelle is thin, reedy, pale as a ghost. Shirene is rounded, pillowy, skin as dark as a handful of overturned soil. Her hair is short and curly and close to the scalp; Esmelle’s is long, a silver cascade down her back.
I can't fucking read Aftermath anymore. It's so painful. I just wanted a story about Wedge, yet the book keeps jumping around to these people I don't care about. Who gives a shit if the woman who flew the Y-Wing into the Death Star II has a sister who is a lesbian? Get back to the Sloane and Wedge show!
>virtual reality technology is not yet sufficiently advanced to allow you to hook yourself up to an accurate recreation of the Star Wars universe
>Goddammit we're friends
The Lost treasure of Count Dooku wasn't what I was hoping for, and the writing is a bit questionable, but it was still enjoyable. I wonder if we'll see
Kixin the background shots of Jakku when the Corsair shows up.
More importantly, why did they act like the Interdictor was a brand new technology when the new canon explicity states that they were in use since five years after the fall of the republic?
They weren't openly used. The crew that took down the Interdictor were not present for the first use back in Tarkin; therefore it was new technology for them. The one in Tarkin was also removed from use to advance it to the stage we saw in Rebels.
Just because we the reader's know something is canon, doesn't mean everyone in the galaxy knows too. See; Jedi not being traitors, Sheev being a Sith Lord, etc.
Was the first time it was used against the Republic. It was secret technology Tarkin used once and caused a whole bunch of crashing. Very likely the Rebels never found out because anybody who saw it likely died in that crash.
>when the new canon explicity states that they were in use since five years after the fall of the republic?
But it doesn't? It gets used once in Tarkin as a test and it fails horribly. Clearly they're still fine tuning it in Rebels.
After the "incident" with that hyperspace lane in Tarkin I imagine they were pretty hush-hush. The nice thing about an Interdictor is that - WHEN SOME FUCKING DROID DOESN'T FUCKING FUCK WITH IT - there wouldn't be any escapees. So any rebels or pirates previous caught would be dead or in some deep dark Imperial prison somewhere. There shouldn't be anyone left to tell the tale.
He could be the Stormtrooper in all black behind the corsair
Why isnt this list intergrated in the timeline the OP has up?
Yup, and the Gungans to Africans.
Based George didn't give a shit. Made it a point to make each race in TCW a dedicated accent. Twi'leks being French, for example.
Makes the aliens more exotic and believable. Fuck political correctness, I love that aliens in star wars have dedicated accents. No different from core worlders sounding british..
>15 episodes 1st season, 24 this season.
>season 3 is revealed to be a bit longer, 27 episodes.
>Filoni dials up rebels HQ with a grin on his face, from the studio at the end of development for S3
>"Pablo hidalgo. The time has come. Upload episode 66."
>"it will be done, my friend."
it's not like you can blames anyone for having a problem with them. Phantom menace is bizarrely chock full of racist caricatures turned into aliens. I have a theory about it. A big inspiration for star wars is the pulp era, and a lot of that stuff back then had those caricatures, so I reckon Lucas thought he could recreate them, but make them aliens, and that would make it not racist. But of course, they're still blatantly recognisable as being those racist caricatures, and anyone who recognises them as such is going to be reminded of all that horrible racist shit, so it's still pretty upsetting. I certainly don't think Lucas is racist, I think he just made a error in judgement. One of many, when it comes to prequels, of course.
>Rebels Recon follows the episode
>"I have something else I want to show you."
>It's a flashback reel showing every brutal death of every Imperial on the show.
>Final shot is Aresko's head falling in slow motion, as "Dedicated to my friends at /swg/" fades onto the screen
It's not recognisable accents that people have a problem with. They don't just have accents, they have racist caricature accents. Japanese people don't actually sound like that. Racist caricatures of Japanese people sound exactly like that, however.
Do you see the difference?
Ok yeah, I guess that makes sense. I kinda like that aliens sound goofy and exaggerated though.
If Nemoidians literally had slanted eyes and ate with chopsticks, then i'd be more sympathetic to people who feel offended.
Even based Takei didn't care, he voiced on in TCW.
Will Rebels get better?
Will it get an increased budget?
When it was announced, I was expected late TCW (Season 4,5,6) tier quality set during the Empire era.
Well I guess this person can sleep soundly knowing that they are indeed the biggest Nemoidian fan in the world.
>A big inspiration for star wars is the pulp era, and a lot of that stuff back then had those caricatures, so I reckon Lucas thought he could recreate them, but make them aliens, and that would make it not racist
Yeah, this is basically the conclusion I came to as well. From George's point of view the Nemoidians are just a cool alien homage to Ming the Merciless in a movie full of references to Flash Gordon.
But to normal people, and coupled with the emphasis on the politics of government and commerce, and it just kinda comes off as racist, if unintentionally so.
I will never forget the little ViDocs he did in the run up to Bariss's betrayal.
The fucker had this look in his eyes and I knew something was off. Something was coming.
Since then, I've known. It's Filoni's sick pleasure to build up to this big emotional moments, he feeds off the pain and suffering of the viewers.
>A mistake you will regret forever.
It is getting better though? Did you not like the most recent episode? I thought it was the best one yet, and I am still faithful that the show will continue to improve over time.
>I was expected late TCW (Season 4,5,6) tier quality set during the Empire era.
A lot of people did. Not your fault, it was a logical jump of conclusion, nobody expected Disney would be so harsh on them with the budget. Doesn't help that the artstyle and general premise of the show is offputting for older fans, even ones who liked TCW.
But as I said earlier, I'm still enjoying it, and I am noticing its gradual improvement.
>nobody expected Disney would be so harsh on them with the budget
I was, it's a known fact Disney is a fucking cheapskate when it comes to financing it's own shows. They haven't even put it on the regular Disney Channel and keep Rebels on that premium channel barely anyone has. Disney constantly makes retarded decisions, but thanks to them being a Megacorp, they don't even feel it.
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fuck star wars HQ seriously
god damn kekholds
Here's the Cinematic Trailer for the Jakku DLC
Yeah, e-sports is pretty much exactly like that, if not worse. Can be infuriating.
It's supposed to be more exciting but it very rarely is.
Like this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4
My problem is those hacks at DICE hiding behind OT fidelity to pat themselves on the back and excuse the lack of content, despite the long list of shit in and around this game that totally flouts their ridiculous claims. It's straight bullshit.
There's nobody in particular narrating it that I know of. Could be Thane.
>My problem is those hacks at DICE hiding behind OT fidelity to pat themselves on the back and excuse the lack of content
This annoys me too.
The game NOW has 5 planets, and I still feel like that's not enough. Can believe after 10 years of waiting, I finally got Battlefront, and there's no Clones...
The worst thing is, Droidekas are canonically present in the GCW era, as seen in Commander, and the Vader comics.
Dice coulda' still had them if they weren't sucking their own cocks about keeping it true to the OT.
>Dice coulda' still had them if they weren't sucking their own cocks about keeping it true to the OT
If they cared that much about the OT there would be no helmet-less stormtroopers
There's another neat Droideka design from Commander called the Droideka Sentinal.
This nigga talks about how he never betrayed his jedi at the end of the clone war even though his jedi was leading the slaughter
Yeah, what >>77829457 said. The game looks stunning at a first glance, but once you sink yourself into it, it's clear that Dice don't have any passion for Star Wars at all. It's just so... Soulless.
The reason i was asking was that staying loyal to little annie while he was having younglings slaughtered is just as bad as killing one of the jedi himself
But if he wasn't there and was with ahsoka then i can understand that
>the skybox of Jakku is just dozens and dozens of falling ships
>the ambient noise is the fucking heavy groaning of the ships falling
If only the game had the content to match the quality and level of immersion...
At least we have 5 planets now
even though it should at least be 10.
Ah, my mistake. Have you seen season 6 of TCW yet? If so,
Rex, Gregor and Wolffe have matching scars suggesting they pulled a Fives and removed their chips.That's what Rex is getting at.
we occasionally have people who claim that Williams is a total hack who ripped off a bunch of other songs, etc etc etc. There's even a youtube video someone posted last time. Because there is ALWAYS a youtube video.
Think its just one moron who posts that here. This place, like 99.9% of Star Wars fans and communities, feels very passionately positive towards the music of Star Wars.
The similarities are either coincidences, or Williams borrowing things and, lets be honest, making them way better.
Dude has talent and anybody denying it and calling Williams a hack is simply deluded.
I mean, he did rip off some songs, but other songs I would argue are just inspired by certain pieces.
Especially stuff by Gustav Holst, like, its not the same, but you can tell they're similar.
Or at least thats what I tell myself.
I'm neither surprised nor bothered by Williams making homages to other songs, especially within a certain genre/mood. Why not when Star Wars itself is an homage to...samurai flicks, old scifi serials like Buck Rogers, etc.
It happens enough that it's certainly not just one anon, but at the same time it doesn't happen very often.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A PREVIEW OF THE BEGINNING OF REBELS RECON EVERY TIME THEN MAKE SURE YOU PLAY THE FULL FANFARE OR NOT AT ALL.
ezra you little cunt i swear to god
The bit about Kanan qualifying more than her certainly suggests she never rejoined the Order. I know Filoni mentioned he and Lucas worked out a plan to get her back in, but frankly makes more sense that she never did. Still she at least got in one last crack at the war with Rex on Mandalore.
>I was only 22 years old
>I loved Nute Gunray so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>"Nute is love" I say, "Nute is life"
>My Ani hears me and calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Nute
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its nasty cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>Its Nute Gunray
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear "they must be dead now, destroy whats left of them"
>He grabs me with his powerful Nemodian hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I spread my ventilation shaft for Nute
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Nute
>I can feel my trade routes tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Nute
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my coffers with his credits
>Anakin walks in
>Nute looks him straight in the eye and says "the war is over. lord sidious promised us peace. we only want..."
>Anakin cleaves him in half
>Nute is love, Nute is life
I admit, I laughed even if this is bullshit canon-rape.
>The Phase II Imperial Trooper Armor protected the wearers from very harsh environments as well as projectiles and kinetic energy weapons. The armor significantly reduced damage to the wearer from a blaster bolt, but it could be completely penetrated by a more powerful cannon blast. The body glove allowed for operation in warm or cold climates, however it could protect the trooper from almost any environment -- from total vacuum conditions to the very extremes in cold and heat for a very limited period of time.
>"Han Solo was going to marry Leia, and you look back and say, ‘Should he be a cold-blooded killer?’"
38 years later and George still doesn't understand character progression and development.
>Zuvio knew the droid well; he was liked and respected across the entire community. The droid was even known to volunteer in the public kitchens and work in his free time as a volunteer care provider for the ill.
CZ wuz a gud droid he help da ill nd donate hiz time 2 da poor he dindu nuffin he a gud droid
8 seasons. Though most of Season 8 would have been ROTS from a different point of view. Would have coruscant battle like the old Gennedy cartoon, and lots speculate the Seige of Mandalor would've been when order 66 hit. Then we would have had a few episodes following Ahsoka and Rex after ROTS.
Season 7 was all leading to Anakin becoming more of an ass again, as we saw in the Utapau arc.
Han shooting Greedo before he has a chance to kill him doesn't make Han a killer, it means Han isn't a fucking idiot. I don't know how any adult can watch that scene and walk away thinking Han was a killer.
Ahhhh, that explains it.
Yeah, heard about the technical diversity thing.... cool for the rebels I guess but I'd rather customize my imperial armor.
>Biker Scout from the neck down
>HK-47 is canon again
>Rakata Prime is canon again
>BioWare hyping up a big announcement tomorrow
It is fucking happening.
Dude, I was ten and I could tell the Neimoidians were Hirohito/Tojo stereotypes. But then again I hung out with my granddad a lot. And lived in place where transplanted Japanese Americans were common. (I live in MT, right next to old Camp Hardin, one of FDR's little "safe spaces".)
>mfw KOTOR fans will always get their hopes up only to be let down when it's not re-canonized
>Zuvio thought back to just that morning, when he had watched CZ file the papers in the office. The droid’s speed was legendary. Maybe a trick he picked up long before, a quirk developed from never having had a memory wipe. Didn’t matter…
Best thing about this story is that this detail about droids gets another mention.
And they'll keep coming back for more
>THIS TIME IT'S REALLY HAPPENING HYPE LEVELS THROUGH THE ROOF
>oh it's just an expansion to TOR well that's still cool I guess
>OH SHIT THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL
>oh it's just getting a re-release, okay
>FUUUUCK THIS IS IT TONIGHT'S THE KNIGHT
>oh they're making Revan playable in a non-canon mobile app game
>NO BRAKES ON THE HYPE TRAIN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN THIS TIME
>oh it's new hats in TOR
I thought of an Old Republic era movie trilogy that basically adapts Tales of the Jedi, KOTOR1, and the KOTOR comic earlier today. What do you guys think?
>The trilogy is set around 1,000 years before the movies to keep with canon
>The Republic doesn't exist yet
>Mandalore started taking over worlds
>A bunch of planets made a big army and fought them
>The Jedi refused to intervene
>Revan and Malak led a group of Jedi who went against the order and decided to fight the Maldalorians
>They went too far and became obsessed with power
>Revan killed Mandalore and instead of letting the war end as he should have he accepted Mandalorian tradition took Mandalore's mask and led a huge conquest of the galaxy with Malak
>Together they created a new type of force users called the Sith
>However Malak got jealous of Revan and killed him
>Zayne Carrick is framed for the murder of his fellow padawans by Jedi masters who foresaw that he would end up nearly destroying the Jedi so he runs away and tries to clear his name. While on the run he accidentally gets involved in the war and ends up doing something that sets the Sith back very far. The Jedi still want him dead but he makes some of them skeptical of whether they should kill him.
>Zayne is still trying to clear his name but has given up on the Jedi and simply wants to be a normal person when this is all over with. He decides to help lead a mission to kill Malak since he's the Alliance's only chance at killing him since Zayne has been trained as a Jedi. At the end of the movie Zayne confronts Malak but Malak tells him
that Zayne was Revan the whole time. Malak got jealous of Revan and tried to kill him but failed and the Jedi found his nearly dead body in the aftermath. They healed him but found that he didn't remember his time as Revan. They agreed to let him back into the Order but set up a plan to kill him if they ever suspected his Revan side would return. Malak lets Zayne leave saying that Zayne will eventually come to his senses and turn against the Jedi. Basically because he knows Zayne has the potential to turn what little Jedi there are left against their Masters when he reveals what they did to him.
>Zayne appears to be turning more and more towards the dark side but eventually turns back when while he's about to attack the last Jedi forces left the Jedi basically admit to him that they don't deserve to be called Jedi and tell him that he's the one who deserves to lead the Order since he understands both sides of the force and how easy it is to slip into the dark side still believing him to be good (the planned attack is obvious to the viewer, but not to the Jedi). Zayne then leads the army against the Sith and finally destroys them. After this the armies are disbanded but the planets who formed them decide to stay in touch and create the Republic so they can all work together so a threat like the Mandalorians or the Sith won't fuck with the galaxy again.
I liked how they brought another Star Tours droid into canon.
>>make mistake of reading Yahoo comments on a Star Wars article
>No starfighters in Battle of Jakku
>Starfighters shown dogfighting in the teaser trailer
>Jakku looks boring and cluttered as fuck
post youtube videos that are shit but you really like:
>Be old ass man who has already made a career as an accomplished actor
>Star in fucking classics like Bridge on the River Kwai and Lawrence of Arabia
>Do a fun Sci-Fi movie for the kids
>Those kids get bigger and insist on never leaving you alone
>Spend the rest of your days being hassled by manchildren
And of course /swr/ being composed of the manchildren Sir Alec loathed would not being able to relate to this feel. Know they would much rather say retarded ahit like "Peter Cushing was a better actor" because he was more enthusiastic about being bothered by manchildren.
He hated Star Wars before the manchildren, though. He knew it would be a success but he considered the entire thing to be garbage. It wasn't just the fans that bugged him (even then the majority of his experience with the nerds was just fan letters, which he started just throwing away unread after a while), it was also that interviewers wouldn't shut up about it. The media in general came to know him more for Obi-Wan than anything.
/tv/ asked me the same thing (but then didn't help) So here is a summary I did real quick of what I know
Since you know who Vader is then you can start with OT and then PT movies (4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3).
Fuck off anon. PT then OT works for the very few who didn't absorb Star Wars from it being in culture around them.
bullied by kallus
The point is, it doesn't matter if he was a killer, Star Wars is his redemption story. People can change.
But also what you said. It was a bit cold blooded, but what else do you do when someone's pointing a gun at you and you manage to get the drop on them?
Oh, you think your life is so tough, fag?
It's a Neimodiaboo/Duros that's gone past the point of Husbandoing and makes fanart and dolls of them. In this article she explains her love for them and getting one named after her in a magazine or something.
She also made a life-sized Neimodian doll, that may or may not be a sex toy.
Official China TFA poster.
You will be. You will be.
Wait, you said you were already afraid. Nevermind.
JOHN WILLIAMS DID NOT SCORE MAZ’S CASTLE SCENE IN STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
JJ Abrams just confirmed on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon, that John Williams did not score the Cantina scene in Maz’s castle in The Force Awakens. JJ mentioned that someone who scored the New York play “Hamilton” worked on it.
>they release an official Sabacc app
>it lets people play Sabacc and earn credits
>they have a consistant amount of credits associated to their account
>you can earn more and more credits the more you play
>you can buy real shit like posters and shirts with the credits
>tfw this will never exist
Don't worry, anon. Glorious EA will surely make more cash-grab casual mobile game apps other than that wonderful idea you just posted.
It's the film that finally gives him a personality other than 'annoying kid.' He's matured into an actual character, one who's faith and resolve are so strong he not only risks his own life to give his father a chance at redemption, but then also goes on to stoically choose death over betraying his ideals.
Also black is slimming.
My great fear is that Luke wont have started a Jedi academy between the 6 - 7, and even worse that somehow one of the leads in this movie convinces him to give it a go again because clearly they are so special no other force sensitive in the last 40 years could ever convince Luke.
>the Star Wars part of Disney World has a cantina
>you can play Sabacc there
>one of the aliens in the cantina offers to play sabacc with some people
>when you play with him the game is rigged where you both get an idiot's array
>the alien accuses you of cheating and tries to get all the credits
>naturally people will refuse and accuse him of cheating
>he then pulls a blaster on you
>as soon as he pulls it out the bartender will shout "NO BLASTERS! NO BLASTERS! and hide under the bar while a Jedi character slices the alien's arm off
If my calculations with Filoni are correct, the imperial episode with Kallus would be of him hearing about a Rebel plot taking place in the Outer-Rim about a Tie Factory being targeted for destruction and him following the clues the Rebel Cell leaves behind.
The episode ends with Kallus finally capturing a rebel cell that he thinks contains the Ghost crew, informs Vader of his success and we find out, along with him and Vader, the rebels he has aren't the Ghost crew at all and is actually a bunch of imps the rebellion kidnapped as fake targets while the real rebels complete a mission, with the Tie Factory blowing up behind-screen and Vader. Vader is understandably pissed that his time is wasted and sees this as the straw that broke the camel's back with Kallus fucking shit up.
>You have failed me for the last time, Agent.
>Kallus is pleading for mercy but his voice stops and is replaced by gargling
>Vader's hand raises
>As does Kallus' body as it's being Forced-Choked
>Hear the Imperial March in all it's glory
>Scene fades to black
So since Leia is literally going to command a fleet in the new canon, when are we gonna see her "correct" young Poe Dameron?
/co/ is par the course in regards to 4chan and sexuality.
The poor woman can't get a ladyboner from anybody who isn't insufferably smug, cocksure, or painfully witty. She's been wrecked by years of love-hate relationships.
>tfw some jerk named Colt45 garners a reputation for winning despite literally impossible odds
>tfw you go up against him, foolishly betting your girlfriend and the key to the city
>tfw he annihilates you with a sabacc and idiot's array
This is who beat your ass at sabaac, bro.
Always OT first then PT. Watching PT first is a good way to ruin the series for you. They really don't connect at all. It's better to just watch all Star Wars stuff in the order of their release.
Will the new trilogy have a twist as big as this?
Will they even be able to pull it off in today's age where even the most protected of secrets gets leaked through the grapevine?
>finn gets beaten by kylo and rey has to fight, poe just helps blow up the starkiller base with his x-wing.
The spoilers clearly state that Finn needs help, then they fight Kylo together... and they still lose.
They start off with their own weapons as a default, so if you're playing as a Stormtrooper for example, you have the E-11, but you can unlock guns with credits you earn and use them no matter who you're playing as. So if you really fucking like the E-11 for some reason, you can unlock it to use as a Rebel.
It's weird, but it's not the worst thing in the game. The Stormtrooper designs are. Only fucking 3 of them make any sense.
HK-47 is not canon. From Pablo Hidalgo himself.
Why are KoTOR fags so deluded?
Yeah, seeing the gameplay, I admit I got chills just knowing that this was the same battle from the book. I feel like the atmosphere has been captured very well. The groaning of the ships falling in the distance is incredible.
Thats for the Turning Point Game Mode. Jakku is also playable in the main gamemode Walker Assault where there will still be Starfighters.
What I am REALLY hoping for is Fighter Squadron. Jakku seems like the perfect fucking level for it, dogfighting in the skies while ships crash and burn all around you. Of course, Dice would probably say "n-not fun" and not do it.