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probably leslie and one of the main characters

>>77816028
It's probably referring to Jimmy.

Leslie and/or PC Principal are gonna die
How and who do you think it's going to be?

>>77816607
I wanted PC Principal to be a permanent edition to the cast. At the very least, he needs to stick around for The Fractured but Whole.

>>77815233
Screenshot already shows it's PC principal Leslie and jimmy

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>>77815233
So... it begins.

>>77816607

Can ads die?

So South Park is stealing jokes from Community now?

How low can you go?

TASTES
LIKE
CRAB

TALKS
LIKE
PEOPLE

>>77817029
Yes just don't look just don't look also
Simpsons did it

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>>77817055

>>77817029
Do ads dream of Serta™ sheep?

>>77815233
>two of the 4th grade students

What if they're Tweak and Craig?

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>>77815233
>only 2 episodes left this season
GET IN YOUR BUNKERS EVERYONE BECAUSE SHIT'S ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

>PC Principal disappears with two of the 4th grade students.
Yep, he's a pedo alright.

>>77816607
I want PC redemption
fuck, I love this guy and his tragic story now

maybe we can get him a job as SP's PR manager

>PC Principal disappears with two of the 4th grade students.

Tweek and Craig maybe?

>>77818344
>>77817114
No. If you check the press image, its Leslie and Jimmy.

Just a few more days. I hate dark weeks.

>>77818352
You mean I don't get more boyzu ravu? Damn.

>>77817886
Will you stop it with that?
It's obviously not that, and no, your precious SJW won't be called pedophiles by association, not that it would be a good attack anyway.

>>77815233
Anyone have a feeling it was Nathan and Mimsey behind all this all along?

>>77818430
No, he's never had a good plan once. I guess that's the whole "coyote/roadrunner" schtick. Don't know why they'd change it now.

>>77816633
Fractured but Whole happens one day after Stick of Truth, not in this season or after

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>>77818387

yeah they would never do a thing like that

>>77816607
>Leslie and/or PC Principal are gonna die

Not this season.

>>77816633
>I wanted PC Principal to be a permanent edition to the cast.

I'm sorry double dubs, but I'll have to disagree. PC Principle is an awesome character in limited doses. In three seasons or so he'll become annoying and his antiques old.

>>77816633
I hope they simply kick him and all the PC frat bros out of town. At least then he can still appear in The Fractured But Whole.

>>77815233
I generally don't keep up with South Park but enjoy it from time to time

Can someone tell me which episode I should watch to be up to date with the whole "Everyone's an ad" thing?

>>77819175
The whole season

>>77819175
Season 19 in its entirety has been a story arc. So start from its first episode.

>>77819175
Season long arcs have been a thing for the past two seasons.

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/bop3og/you-want-to-bail

ep 9 preview

>>77820931
Fucking Blacklist.

>>77820731
>Can't afford South Park anymore
Bailing is not the solution, burning down he Whole Foods is

>>77820731
Is there a non southpark.cc version? I can't watch this due to being in the uk.

>>77821299
They usually put them up on the South Park Studios YT channel shortly after, but haven't yet.

>>77816633
I think he should hang around as gym teacher or something and give Victoria her position as principal back so that he can appear occasionally, but not be overused.

>>77820935
>>77820931
Think we will be seeing Tweek and Craig in this episode?

>>77821333
Sorry anon, but the Japanese can only make you gay, they can't promote you from being minor characters.

>>77821321
This would be best. Or have him be deputy to some existing character.

>>77821419
Fuck.

I hope we get some resolution at least. Keep them together Matt and Tray, let the ship never end.

>>77821451
I ope they kill that ship in a fiery explosion that no one on the shows cares about just to spite you.

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>>77821451
>Tray

>>77821508
I didn't even ship them till they made the episode.

>>77821536
Oops, my bad.

>>77820731
>the Marshes can't afford South Park anymore
Will people start actively making the town shittier to drive housing values back down?

>>77821764
I want it to be the kids who ban together and don't want to move to lower the property values

>>77821419
>they can't promote you from being minor characters.
Hey man, it happened to Butters and it happened to Tweek briefly once before.

Seriously though I don't know why people think they're going to be relevant again this season.

>>77822097
>Seriously though I don't know why people think they're going to be relevant again this season.

They will probably be relevant at some point during the finale, otherwise I doubt they will get any screen time.

I also doubt they will remain in the relationship they're currently in.

>>77822097
>Seriously though I don't know why people think they're going to be relevant again this season.
Wishful thinking I guess.

>I also doubt they will remain in the relationship they're currently in.
Which one, the fake epic romance relationship or the real friends with slight one-sided gay hints relationship?

>>77822427
Fake epic romance.

They will end up staying friends and tweek will stay with the one sided gay hints in there relationship.

>>77822295
Nah, I think they'll get maybe one or two lines.

Craig really only ever gets filler lines unless an episode is about him. I'm pretty sure Tweek has gone entire seasons without a single line.

I don't even think their 'relationship' will necessarily come up.

>>77822652
Yeah, I will be rather annoyed if that's the case.

I kinda want some form of resolution for all the character arcs displayed in the previous episodes. Complete with a speech from kyle about blah blah blah.

But deep down we all know its just going to be an ad for the upcoming game

>>77822705
>an ad for the upcoming game
I fucking hope not. It would be kind of clever if they hadn't already done that exact same shit two years ago with the Black Friday trilogy.

It'd be as much of a cop out as crab people.

>>77822948
I just hope we get some craig and tweek resolution....

Fuck you Matt and Trey, I didn't ship them before now I can't stop shipping them. This is your fault :/

>>77822974
What does "ship" entail in this context beyond believing they're in a relationship and creating media to support that?

>>77822974
>:/

>>77823061
I have no idea.

In all honestly I know its not going to amount to anything, but even so I can hope.

If they hadn't made that bloody episode I wouldn't care anyway.

>>77822974
>:/
No need to be a faggot about it. Anyway, they already had a resolution. They got together.

We don't need to know whether their relationship is genuine, just like we don't need to know whether Craig actually had his balls surgically removed in season 8.

It'll only come up if they think of something funny to do with it.

>>77822948
"Crab people" wasn't a cop out. It was hilarious. And it would've been hilarious in this context, too.

>>77823061
Not him but shipping can just mean liking the idea of them being a couple.

>>77823102
>>77823074
>:/

I don't get this.

>>77822948
It would only be lame if it's used instead of a real resolution and I can't see that happening.

As a stinger/tag leading into the credits it'd be find.

>>77823126
frowny eyebrows, eyes, half grimacing mouth

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>>77823126
>using emoticons on an image board

>>77823182
>frowny eyebrows

That's just because of the greentext arrow. The face was actually just :/

>>77823182
Oh wait my bad, forget the eyebrows

>>77821321
him as the gym teacher would be GOAT.

alternatively, if garrison actually does win the election and become president, he can be the new 4th grade teacher

>>77823105
I was referring to all the people claiming crab people will be behind everything this season. It's one of the most popular theories.

Crab people might have been funny at the time but going there again is just lazy. Could it conceivably be done well? Yeah, I guess, but I don't know why everyone's hoping to see the same shit that's already been done before.

>>77823206
>posting images on an image board
>using text on an image board
>typing on an image board
>viewing an image board

>>77823227
Damn. Imagine him teaching Garrison's Game of Thrones history lesson.

>>77823242
>breathing oxygen
>existing in the physical realm

>>77823303
>comprehending any form of feasible matter

>>77818622
Well yeah anon, antiques by nature are old

New Promo just dropped
Randy cant afford to live in south park

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS0REriH7wQ

>>77818622
>In three seasons or so he'll become annoying and his antiques old.
Still better than Principal Victoria who never did anything interesting beyond let Wendy kick Cartman's ass.

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>who else here ships matt/trey?

>>77824799

they shipped themselves 20+ years ago

>>77816936
>la liga atea unida
>la liga atea unificada

>>77824538
>Randy priced himself out of his own town
YES

>>77824935
randy btfo

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>PC Principal will be gone after this season

Damn I really enjoyed his character. Actually felt bad for him last episode

>>77824397

A very real consequence of gentrification. An apartment I lived in in a crappy area of Milwaukee cost me 600 dollars now costs 1,100.

>>77825047
Same and same. He fits perfectly into the cast humorwise. Last episode even made me kinda like the guy.

>tfw I ended up unironically liking a character who beat a nine year old bloody

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>>77825137

Well he is trying to do good, just his methods aren't really the best way to do it.

https://youtu.be/6wN78_E4AAs

Do you think it was awkward for them or just completely normal?

>>77825137
>beat a nine year old bloody

there is no wrong in smashing Cartman's face into the bathroom urinals

>>77824799
I thought I was the only one

>>77824799
I think it's plausible that Trey is bisexual and may have been in love with Matt at some point.

>>77824799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYYVTBqgiDc

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>>77826019
>>77825800
Unrequited love? So sad :'(

>tfw Tweek falls in love with Craig but not vice versa
>tfw Trey is Craig and Matt is Tweek

>>77826254
More like
>Trey is Stan/Cartman
>Matt is Kyle
>Stan and Cartman love Kyle but not vice versa
>in the past several seasons it's decreased, suggesting Trey has moved past those feelings, assuming my crazy theory is true

>>77824397
How is Kenny's Dad able to keep in town?

>>77826330
Stan is even more confused then ever, he was one of the kids most interested in Tweek and Craig, but because he was unsure how to feel about it personally.

>>77826426
I like how it took Kyle's genius to come up with the idea of using Google.

>>77826412
His area is still the shittiest. In fact it's worse now because of all the abandoned buildings around him.

>>77826412
Yeah, surely Kenny's, Cartman's and Craig's parents would be screwed before Stan's.

How come Sharon doesn't know shit about their household finances until Randy tells her? That's not very progressive.

>>77824397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS0REriH7wQ

>>77824538
IRON KNEE

>>77826540
>randy becomes a sjw
>implying sjws are truly progressive at all

>>77826540
It's also not very representative of typical Americans. Women control the spending in most American families. But it's possible the Marshes are just in the minority when it comes to that.
>>77826426
That's just evidence that he's got some fagginess in him. He hasn't directly shown Kyle feelings since like season 15

>>77826412
Le welfare

>tfw you're middle-class

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>>77826611
That wasnt too long ago, and it was still the best thing to ever happen in the show.

>>77826412
Their house is pretty fucking big too. I mean Karen even has her own room.

>>77826689
I think I like Stan saving Kyle in Cherokee Hair Tampons and their reunion in Guitar Queer-O better

>>77826715
She shares one with Kevin in "the City
Part of Town"

>>77824909
>not alianza atea aliada
fucking plebs

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Quick, post qt boy pics.

>>77826715

Didn't Stuart's dad build the house himself? Remember that being said in season 2.

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>>77827032
I can never get enough.

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>>77827065
Chickenpox, Stuart built the house with Gerald when they were younger

>>77826549
>>77824538
How can Randy not afford to live in South Park? S/he's fucking Lorde.

>>77826564
I'm surprised South Park doesn't have a superhero called The Iron Knee like they have Captain Hindsight and now Reality

>>77827093
>kawaii art
>On your knees, you fucking Jew
Every time.

>>77827232
Lorde hasnt sold out enough, she's still being held back by creative integrity.

Supposedly.

>>77827331
Randy literally has a basement wall full of cash.

>>77827350
>had

>>77827350
A bank account would probably be better then having a bunch of money sitting around doing nothing.

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Is she seriously 26 years old?

>>77827093
This pic is gold, much like the the coins Kyle keeps around his neck.

>>77818483
There's literally nothing wrong with that picture

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>>77827584
It's part of a set of more mainstream pics like Stan/Wendy, Bebe/Craig and Kenny/Karen. The others are more lovey, makes the contrast pay off more.

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>>77827703
Bebe/Clyde, my bad

>>77827393
A Swiss bank account.

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>>77827725
I'm a Stendy fan, sue me

>>77827584
I was gonna say it's like Cartman drew it himself. But then I remembered he's canonically a submissive bottom now.

>>77827785
The art is great but they both look really fucking Asian.

>>77827464
>she started having kids as a teenager
>Kenny's dad is about the same age as Randy who is in his 40s
bit sick m8

>>77827817
>implying I did any more than throw sparkly stars and handwritten text on any of these
ishiggydiggy

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>South Park fan
>thinks it's hilarious and enjoys it enough to talk about it on 4chin
>watches Tweek x Craig
>starts shipping Creek
>starts liking shota

South Park is a gateway to queer behavior

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>>77827234
Iron Knee is probably too subtle, they need to literally say the word they're trying to get across.

>>77827856
I assumed the same person did the writing and drawing, not that you were her/him.

>>77827860
Either you're like the eighth anon who's said this or one anon has said it eight times.

>>77827852
shes white trash why does this surprise you

>>77827952
There were multiple posts about it immediately following TweekxCraig, it caught quite a few.

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>>77827852
Assuming Kevin is 13 years old like Shelly she started having sex as early as 12 or as late as 14
So yeah, it's REALLY sick

>>77827860
I'm the anon who usually says it a lot.

But then again there might be mutiple anon's who have turned to the gay side as a result of the episode.

>>77827464
>Many fan sites have purported an episode claimed she gave birth to Kenny at sixteen - and with her son Kevin being around thirteen now, that would mean she gave birth around twelve years old; her husband is known to be in his thirties or forties, which would imply a 10-20 year age difference; however, in no episode is it reliably stated she gave birth to Kenny at sixteen, meaning her true age is unknown.

Someone please spoonfeed me the episode name.

>>77828042
>implying /co/ didn't already turn gay for Marjorine

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>>77828042
I was already slightly on the gay side, but I thought shipping South Park characters was really weird because they're 10 fucking years old. But now I ship SP characters, turning me into a huge faggot.

>>77816633
>edition

>>77827350
Didn't he lose it all paying for stan's gambling addiction?

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>>77828123
I don't usually ship the main 4 so much as shipping tweek and craig.

Of course they're all qt. But tweek and craig are just adorable together.

>>77827860
It's weird to me that it took Tweek X Craig to tip you over the edge

I've been into Stan/Kyle since like 2009

I might just be a bigger faggot than you are though

>>77828123
They're 10 in universe, but in reality it's more like they'll act anywhere from 3 to 30 depending on what makes the joke work.

Why does South Park always attract faggots?

>>77828249
Why do 4chan threads about bodies of fiction with cute male characters attract questions like yours?

>>77828228
I can't believe some people still ship these two adorable faggots with other characters. God these two are cute.

>>77828249
Sausage fest

Which season is the Coon trilogy?

>>77828288
Because we're faggots

>>77828306
14

>>77828306

13-15

>>77828228
B-But they never interacted before this season.
Even in Tweek vs Craig they just talked with their fists.

>>77828290
Yeah, people sometimes ship Craig x Clyde, Craig x Kenny or Tweek x Kenny.

All terrible ships. Tweek x Craig one of the only true ships.

>post yfw creek dies because tweek takes a bullet for craig

>>77828359
>not knowing how shipping works
That would give the ship orgasms, not kill it.

>>77828359
Sinking the ship isnt holding them in the highest honor.

>>77828346
We never know how they interacted, but they sit together a lot in backgrounds in a lot of episodes and Tweek was in Craig's group in the metrosexual episode. Ever since Tweek x Craig aired I can't help looking at every background image trying to find them.

>>77828359
Actually that would just reinforce the ship even further.

And probably provide fanfic writers with more ideas for angst ridden creek fanfics.

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>>77828359

That'd only makes it stronger.

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Definitely got Creek fever as well after Tweek x Craig. I don't think I would have had this reaction if it was any other couple in the episode. Tweek and Craig are just so compatible with each other.

>>77828493
It's a shame a lot of fanfics are edgy as fuck as I enjoy reading those to indulge in lovely creek-ness.

Some are a good read though.

>>77828446
They also started the PS4 group together in the GoT episodes. They get sidelined for Stan and Kenny fast though.

>>77828493
I'm curious now.
http://strawpoll.me/6145835

>>77828230
I've just resisted it because of the ages. Now I'm fully in.

>>77828537
Got any recs? I can't find any that aren't really gore-ish. What's the best place?

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>>77828446
>but they sit together a lot in backgrounds in a lot of episodes
Not nearly as often as Craig/Clyde/Token, though.

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>City Wok used to be the very northern edge of South Park
>ShiTpaTown added two whole new W/E streets to the north
>Whole Foods built next to City Wok, then immediately torn down and rebuilt brick for brick on the next street north
>Skeeter's Bar knocked down, rebuilt brick by brick on the other side of City Wok, presumably once the original Whole Foods moved north
So much for the Stick Of Truth map.

>>77828596
Here are some I've read.

Some might have some angst and edge, but they aren't that bad.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10738679/1/Exothermia

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8339453/1/Some-Boys-Are-Monsters (The ending to this one made me teary eyed, but it's very long)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7187388/1/Automaton (Also long and unfinished)

>>77828681
Yeah, but the most common person Tweek hangs out with is Craig. Usually they sit together at assemblies.

>>77828713
>100k+ words

Jesus, you weren't kidding.

>>77828761
>Yeah, but the most common person Tweek hangs out with is Craig
So that's why the subtext is on Tweek's side? Comtinuity.

>>77815233
Calling it, Kyle's going to rant about ads and get cut off by an ad break.

>>77828870
An ad break about how boyzu ravu is the purest form of love.

>>77828870
Caitlin is gonna sacrifice itself to save everyone and Kyle will give a legit speech about how Caitlin is a hero.

>>77828713
Does "Some boys are monsters" have a happy ending?
I know it's bullshit to ask before hand, but yeah, i'd like to leave with a good feeling inside.

>>77828681
Are you implying three way?

>>77828713
Thank you, will definitely check them out. I've tried to find some SP fics, but the ones I found were Craig wanting to murder Tweek or Cartman wanting to disembowel Kyle.

>>77828923
Yeah, it has a happy ending.

I honestly cried though. Sounds gay to say, but they set it up really well. Especially when the end showcases craig's point of view as a kid.

>>77828924
>the ones I found were Craig wanting to murder Tweek or Cartman wanting to disembowel Kyle.

Dude, were you looking on shotakillersgoreparadise.com or something?

>>77828920
>itself
CAITLIN IS A BRAVE, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
I'm PC bro, I'll fuck you up.

>>77828924
>Thank you, will definitely check them out. I've tried to find some SP fics, but the ones I found were Craig wanting to murder Tweek or Cartman wanting to disembowel Kyle.

Trying searching from any from this list.

https://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/South-Park/?&srt=1&r=4&len=5&c1=3217&c2=3196&p=1

Its basically mature filter, +5k words and tweek and craig as characters.

>>77828955
Dubs confirm your sincere words.
Gonna read it then, thanks for the reccomendation.


Also, am i the only one who's 99% ethero in real life, but is a fucking sucker for shipping cute males together?
Sex is literally the last thing that comes to my mind (don't dislike it, but i like it only if the couple is loving and caring), i just idealize fictional gay relationships too fucking much.

>>77829010
It's mature, so it has some sexual things in there but it's not bad.

First things first, craig is dating bebe in it. However everything get's resolved in the end and its great, so try to read it to the end.

>>77829010
>99% ethero
What?

>>77829010
And by that I mean he's dating her but things end up of course going into creek territory.

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>>77827860
One of us. One of us.

>>77825544
Not really the point though. His reasoning for doing that showed that it could have been any of the boys who suffered said wrath. He could have beat up Kyle, Butters, Stan, Kenny, Craig, Clyde, Tweek. Basically anyone who dared to word something in a way that he didn't care for the way Cartman did (And let's face it, it's not like Cartman was the only one who could have very easily done that without even being aware of it).

Say what you will about Cartman but PC Principal was way the fuck out of line and should have been fired and jailed for that shit. Don't act like there'd have been ANY support for what he did from viewers if it hadn't been Cartman.

>>77827860
>South Park is a gateway to queer behavior

It's kind of odd. It's been full of homo jokes since day one, but after 19 years none of the non-joke regular characters are bi or gay for real.

>>77829243
Yeah, you're not wrong but I think you're taking a joke comment about a comedic scene too seriously.

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does anybody remember back in 2008 when the whole south park fandom went through it's xX_eDgY_Xx phase and literally every creek fic was like pic related

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>>77829007
Thanks senpai

Honest question here. Are y'all girls or guys? I always think of shippers as women. I know it's almost taboo to come out as a woman on 4chin

>>77829310
Given how much people are getting invested in South Park right now due to the whole season long arc approach, I don't think examining scenes like that is really that odd to do. If this were South Park during a time when Kenny died every episode and things just reset the following week it'd be silly to get that invested, but these past couple of seasons have really added something of interest to people discussing the show and looking into things.

>>77829382
I'm a guy.

I'm going to be honest here, reading creek fanfics had made me question my sexuality.

So, I'm not sure If I am Bi or not. I don't find (or haven't found any) boys irl attractive but I fap to gay porn. Makes me wonder what my sexuality is.

>>77829427
Literally this.
I wonder if i'm a "fake" homo (as in i like it in fiction or in my mind, but i'd never go there IRL).
Also only ethero sex makes me have boners, while gay sex must involve twinks or boys reminding me of my fictional couples.

Boy am i fucked up.

>>77829427
Sexuality is a spectrum, as stupid as that sounds. I'm a woman, and I fap to "regular" porn, even though it's mostly catering to heterosexual men. However, I don't think I could ever be in a relationship with a woman...

I also fap to tentacle rape and the occasional vore thread, so I don't think my porn habits reflect my sexuality that much.

>>77829382
In my experience, most shippers who make an effort (fanfic, fanart, writing essays) are women/girls, if they reveal their gender. But it's possible that guys are quieter about their gender or pretend to be girls to fit in.

>>77829490
>ethero
No seriously, what is it? I googled it and got a fucking temporary staffing firm.

>>77829515
I think a lot of it is down to an idealized fantasy as well.

When you read fiction about qt boy relationships its all perfect, but in real life lots of boys are ugly and or don't fit that idealized image.

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>>77815233
>yfw Sponsored Content is like the 3rd highest rated SP episode ever

>>77829541
Forgot to add: Even if males don't output as much fanfic/art and don't talk as much about shipping in my experience, they're equally opinionated when it comes up. I've seen middle-aged men get into flame wars over ships.

>>77829638
I would output fanfiction but I don't have the motivation nor the writing talent.

And yes, I believe you need to be competant to write good fanfiction. Some fanfiction is fucking horrendous to read.

>>77829638
None of my friends are into shipping or even TV shows/movies/stupid shit as much as I am. How do you meet losers like us IRL?

>>77829515
>I'm a woman

Are you a qt?

>>77828839
Well, Craig is the most likely gay one with his previous crush on the boy with tourette's syndrome who is just like Tweek, but with cursing.

>>77829680
>Some fanfiction is fucking horrendous to read.
No John, you are the demons.

>>77829569
etherosexual, straight, did you go to school?

>>77829708
>Implying you want to meet 4chinners outside of 4chan

Yeah, not exactly the best idea.

>>77829730
So they both want to have boyzu ravu together. Let the ship continue to sail.

>>77829761
its heterosexual

are you dyslexic?

>>77829761
It's Heterosexual.

>>77829761
>etherosexual

Kek. That made me chuckle anon.

Not to be a shill here, but do y'all have tumblrs?

>>77829798
>>77829806
Welp, i'm a retard who can't speak english then.

>>77829798
Gonna back you up here. Looked up "Etherosexual" and there's nothing of any real substance besides some faggot on Urban Dictionary who says it's another way of saying "Heterosexual".

Maybe if you've got downs that's another way of saying it, but otherwise it's just fucking stupid.

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>>77829821

>>77829870
>and there's nothing of any real substance besides some faggot on Urban Dictionary who says it's another way of saying "Heterosexual".
same anon as in this thread i wonder?

>Rewatching Tweek X Craig
>All the kids are shocked when Tweek and Craig get back together
>Except Leslie, who smiles at them

How the fuck did I not notice this

>>77818430

Nathan is a really good character who is being held back by all the stupid slapstick looney tune shit

So is it safe to say 99% of people on /co/ in south park threads are gay?

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>tfw you don't want anyone to die

Barbrady is gonna catch it, isn't he?

>>77830034
>shoots two mexican/idahoan children
>instantly beloved

>>77829994
It's more like fag-curious... Much like how Tweek and Craig are now.

>>77829994
Gay for cartoons. I'm female and a sad ronery robot; cute cartoons just let me imagine a better world.

>>77829958
Nah, if you look better all the adults + school girls smile, the boys at school + Token on the street are schocked.

>>77830102
L O N D O N
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In all seriousness though, why don't qt grills exist irl?

>>77830119
>the boys at school + Token on the street are schocked.

I didn't get this. They thought Tweek and Craig were dating and broke up, why was it shocking (to the boys) that they got back together?

>>77827232
Stan burned through all the money, ever since he rubbed his junk on television he probably lost his audience.

>>77830060
I liked his goofy ass from the start. What the fuck are you on about?

>>77830208
Because they were back together after a huge break up.

>>77830283
Leslie wasn't shocked though.

>>77829583
In real life lots of people in general are ugly, you just dont pay attention.

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>>77829515
LONDON
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>>77830310
Yeah that's the point.

2-d is the way forward. 3-d is disgusting.

>>77829625
IMDB ratings dont matter

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>>77829990
mimzy is pretty awesome though

>>77827852
Lol you don't know any poor people do you

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Do you guys think she'll stay once this season is over?

So, after this episode there are 2 more left in the season.

Any predictions/wants?

>>77829007
>>77828713
The problem with like 99% of SP fanfiction is it's not fun at all. It's such a ridiculous show and they suck all of that out in favour of generic high school romance drama.

I want to read something that actually feels like a South Park episode.

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>>77818387
Alright, man. I understand.
But if he turns out to be a pedo you'll have to suck my balls.

>>77830779
Fair point.

I suppose its due to drama and angst being a main attention grabber when it comes to most fiction.

But then again, I doubt you would get a fanfiction that would fit the theme of the show and have boyzu ravu since it isn't canon in the main series it would create a jarring contrast.

Just my opinion on the subject though.

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>>77830863
It's a deal

>>77830919
Why not? There's plenty of sincere and sappy shit in the show.

>>77831031
Eh, I guess. Maybe I just can't visualize it too be honest. I remember a Stan and Wendy fic that was very reminiscient of the show though.

I mainly like the drama and angst stuff, but it does get really tiring after a while when all fanfiction is like it.

Who is best South Park and why is it Wendy?

>>77830777
I don't even know what to expect. Maybe that is why I'm really getting into this season.

Possibly at the end it'll show how stupid PC is and how Trey/Matt will never be swayed by it.

>>77830779
>I want to read something that actually feels like a South Park episode.
>I doubt you would get a fanfiction that would fit the theme of the show and have boyzu ravu

They're rare, but I've found a couple that fit the bill, though it's just my opinion.

>>77830779
Well, most of the writers are women, and women aren't funny

>>77831302
>implying Amy Schumer isn't the funniest person ever created

>>77831242
Because the staff can mold her personality and opinions to fit the episode she will appear in.

>>77830777
I was expecting a Wendy episode about feminism, but at this point it probably won't happen

>>77831347
Well, maybe I should have clarified. I think that there are funny women, like that Pam Brady chick who helped write the movie and seasons 2/3 and any other funny women out there. I just think that generally women aren't funny, which explains the lack of humor in fanfiction.

>>77831250
First quote was from >>77830779, sorry

>>77831242
>Wendy
Ha! What a stupid bitch!

>>77831423
If you seriously believe that and not just 4chan believe that, your worldview is skewed by TV.

>>77831457
Shut up, fatass.

>>77831496
And real life.

>>77831242
Wendy is definitely best girl. Stan/Wendy is underrated as a ship; aside from a brief time with Token, Wendy's got the sort of patience and understanding to work out any problem she has with Stan, who needs a patient, understanding partner because he's a deeply troubled person. Best of all she's not afraid of giving someone a smack around if they're out of line.

>>77831496
I don't even watch TV outside of South Park

The average woman just isn't funny. Doesn't mean there aren't exceptional individuals

>>77831248
The twist was brilliant. Everyone was expecting PC Principal to be the ultimate villain, then even after the first Leslie reveal they were expecting crab people. Then we got an ad conspiracy and PC Principal being a pawn seemingly out of nowhere, but when you look back it all makes sense.

>>77831423
Are men more likely to be funny because that's how they attract women? Women don't need to be funny because all they need are tits.

>>77831242
Stan is my favorite but Kenny or Butters are tied for best.

>>77831559
The average person isn't funny most of the time. Most situations aren't joking situations, and people usually play it safe and stick to lame jokes (if they joke at all) with people they're not close to.

>>77831242
Kyle. He gets me and my frustrations with society.

>>77831640
I've found that in my circle of friends anway the girls tried to be funny but consistently failed, only their boyfriends ever laughed. The guys could get everyone laughing.

On TV too there's pretty much only a handful of female comedians i find entertaining.

>>77831741
Well, the women I know are funnier than the men I know.

>On TV too there's pretty much only a handful of female comedians i find entertaining.
I agree, but TV isn't representative of the population.

>>77831814
>implying Jews don't control society

>>77831242
Tie between Butters and Cartman. You need both, like peanut butter and jelly.

>>77831867
I could do without Cartman, especially in recent seasons.

>>77831914
Cartman has become Flanderized

Speaking of Cartman, I was just rewatching Stunning and Brave, and I'm wondering if I missed something.

>Butters: Did you guys hear? Cartman got four days suspension for calling Heidi Turner Clitty Litter. But the thing is, Eric isn't even fighting it. It's like he's all sad and scared.

At that point Cartman wasn't pretending to be PC yet, and he hadn't gotten beaten up yet either. So why was he acting "sad and scared" and not fighting?

>>77831741
>Gee, being hit on in a bar!
>Isnt that funny?

Hm.

>>77831302
I would say it's more that women don't seem to really "get" South Park. All the chicks that post in South Park threads always focus on shit like how cute the boys are.

It's not a big shock, though. South Park is one of the most creator-centric shows ever, and the creators are both guys.

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>Butters and Randy get too much focus.

>>77832711
>All the chicks that post in South Park threads always focus on shit like how cute the boys are.
Where are you going where people advertise their gender?

>>77832711
lol, your proof? Do you think women aren't smart enough to understand satire? I think women are thrown off from the toilet/gross humor, but they can definitely comprehend satiric material...

>>77832809
/co/, aka the 2nd most feminine board on 4chan.

>>77832711
>All the chicks that post in South Park threads always focus on shit like how cute the boys are
>All the chicks

>>77832711
I'm a boy and I post about the cute boys

>>77831242
Kenny by a long shot.

>>77832800
>Butters

Butters can't get enough focus. Randy gets too much focus.

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>>77832800
>it's 2015
>no Butters + Randy team-up episode
COME ON IT'S ALMOST 2016

>>77833327
To be fair, when Randy stuff is good, it's really fucking good.

But it seems like they look at old great South Park moments and try to relive those. Like all the classic Cartman/Butters content inspires them to stick Cartman and Butters together and it's often not funny like it was in the older episodes.

>>77833389
The last good Cartman/Butters episode was the one where they had to hold hands. The Last Meheecan was also good but they weren't even on-screen together until the climax.

>>77832711
>on /co/
>is surprised when threads focus on cute boys being cute

Absolutely adorable

>>77834377
>cute boys
But there was that episode with the realistic police sketch and they were ugly as sin.

>>77834487
That was for comedic effect. Don't hurt my dreams, anon.

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>>77834487
...nuh uh.

>>77834875
kyle is the only decent one and we cant fucking see kenny

>>77834487
Everyone said that sketch was bad.

>>77834989
>Everyone said that sketch was bad
Any good reason or was it because the boys looked ugly?

>>77835019
Well being ugly is a good reason, but i mean in the show too thats what others said.

>>77834896
Sketch Kenny has a big schnoz and too-wide set frog eyes. Sketch Kyle has sunken cheeks and an egg head. I'd say Stan > Kyle = Kenny >>>> Cartman, but even Stan is plain.

>>77835055
>>77835019
oh that's my bubbeh alright
kind of a bad drawing though

>>77831347
I think it's ironic how unfunny she it. Like Hollywood created her give female comedians a bad name.

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>>77831575
>Implying being funny gets you laid

>>77831347
>Dude, vaginas, lmao
>Funniest person ever
So this is how low bar the set is for female comedians.

>>77835060
Pretty sure it's canon that Stan is the cute one (I have the 1st season on dvd and remember a promo that stated their roles) and they stuck with it in that sketch. Not too convinced. They have nice shaped eyes (not too wide and not too sunken in), good cheekbones, decent noses and full lips.

Pretty awkward on a kid but nowhere near ugly as sin, at all. I will fight you on this.

>>77834875
Cartman looks like Archie Bunker.
Kek.

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>>77835708
littering and uh...

>>77835770
Actually I think the promo referred to Stan as the sweet one

>>77835839
Oh shit, yea you're right. I think it's "sensitive" one... It's been forever since I've seen those. The List still stands though.

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>>77835799
I want to ask him how her schnozberries taste.

>>77835884
No, that list was BS so girls could get shoes from Clyde's parents' money.

The only thing we know about the actual list is that Cartman is the last one

also, the list wouldn't even mean that much. It would just be the opinions of South Park elementary girls.

>>77830863
Fine! But it's not gonna happen fatass.

>the finale in a season about SJW culture is about ads

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>>77835929
They all are paper cut outs with huge eyes anyway. Can't help but think they'd be cute little boys irl, especially Butters

>do you think girls keep their balls in the inside of their tummies?

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>>77824538
>So... um... South Park kinda sucks now, you guys wanna bail?

Subtle.

>>77836063
>fattest
>ugliest
>smallest penis
Cartman is never gonna get laid.

>>77826499
Cartman's mother whored herself out to the entire Denver Broncos and The President of the United States. She makes big money.

>>77836215
He's really charismatic and ambitious though. Look at all the tumblrinas who love him

>>77836301
All two of them? And does tumblrina have no meaning now? They would hate him.

>>77836121
Oh shit, didn't catch that. Good one. seriously this season is so good, people who can't see that are fucking blind

>>77836271
whores get paid. leann cartman did it for free.

hell cartman is the second poorest kid in south park just above kenny's family

>>77829356
so many tweek deaths

>>77827232
Pretty sure he stopped being lorde after season 18 ended.

>>77836301
Are you sure? From what I've learned from /co/, tumblr thinks he's problematicness incarnate.

>>77830208
the boys had kept discussing in the episode that yaoi doesn't mean that tweek and craig are gay, then they get together and it shocks them

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I need more Kenny interacting with his siblings

>>77830060
If you don;t like Barbrady you probably started watching at like season 11 or some shit.
>That? That was a Pigeon?
>OH MY GOD HE COULD BE ANYWHERE!
>Carry on.

>>77836379
Oh damn I forgot about that. You're right, Eric is poor.

>>77836435
But they already thought it was real when the breakup happened, they were all glaring at Craig.

>>77836426
>>77836334
In general he's considered problematic, but there is a sizable community on there who love him

>>77836301
So you're saying he'll scheme his way to become a corrupt powerful filthy rich business mogul and use his billions to bribe 21 year old underwear model boy toys into drilling his old fat ugly toupeed ass.

>>77829001
it has no pussy to crush, go away

>>77836586
What do they like about him?

>>77836646
I think it's just the fact that Cartman and Kyle hate each other. Fujos love that shit for some reason

>>77836616
65 year old millionaire lesbians don't get their pussies crushed anyway, bro

>>77836676
Can't blame them. It's more about obsession and passionate fighting than actual hate.

How do you think the mayor's husband will fit into all of this?

>Craig and Tweek get money for being gay
>Leslie is an ad

What does this all mean?!

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>>77836121
Oh god dammit

>>77836378
>>77837271
Wait is there actually a more subtle joke than just South Park the show sucking?

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>>77827032
Purest pairing coming through.

>>77837292
No, I didn't notice the meta double entendre.

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>>77837627
Is that meant to be Butters and his accountabilibuddy?

>>77830777
I thought there was only one more after this?

>>77838117
Shit fuck

>>77822974
There has been as much resolution for it as you're going to get. It's pretty obvious they wanted to end it on an ambiguous note, which is perfectly fitting for a shipping episode.
Maybe in a later season they'll resolve it but until then I wouldn't expect more than mentions by other characters, like Cartman did in the ninja ep.

>>77836121
explain it?

>>77832800
Butters was only funny when Matt could do his voice right

>>77839038
All of the Matt-voiced kids sound the same now.