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She saw the new thread, she's trying to get in
Ok, /RWBYg/. Here's a challenge, list all the Schnee puns you can possibly think of and then make a coherent sentence using at least 3 of them. I bet you won't be able to do it.
You all disappoint everyone everywhere, in everything you do
What if Crow is actually the father of both Yang and Ruby?
Neither him nor Raven are blonde, and are you really saying he boned his own sister?
Now I can buy him being Ruby's dad, but he doesn't fit as Yang's no matter how you try to work it
Does anyone get Yang and Blake confused? Blake looks more Asian with the whole cat girl getup she has so I keep thinking she has an Asian name like Yang while Blake looks nothing like an Asian but has that name. idk maybe it's just me lol
When did this happen and how does it work?
Glad we got that cleared up.
With that in mind, are you retarded?
Quick! A horde of Grimm has invaded Vale and Beacon is the last line of Defense, What is the song that plays during everyones last stand
You will be remembered fondly.
I too shamelessly ship Jaune and Rube
I regret so many things.
As for the RWBY X-COM, I've got bad news and good news.
Bad news is I accidentally deleted the folder with all the screencaps of what I had.
I am not a clever man.
Good news is that this means I can start over, with Long War mod and with gifs and webms instead of just pictures.
So that's nice.
>Not having Pyrrha attack you and pin you down
>Not having Pyrrha screaming at the pants your're wearing
>Not having Pyrrha suddenly discovering a bulge in said pants
>Not having Pyrrha angriliy and provokingly poking your pants
>Not having Pyrrha yelling "Let's take this outside you piece of garbage jeans!"
>Not having Pyrrha taking off your pants in an attempt to "take it outside"
>Not having Pyrrha, succesfully stripping you of your pants, notice your boxers
>Not having her getting angry at them too
"What, so you too? I'll punch your face in!"
>As Pyrrha clutches her fist, and you just scream in painful anticipation
>And she just shoots you an evil smirk, mumbles something about "Let's kiss and make up" while her lips sink down on that bulge
U dun goofed senpai
Ah, that's the thing, when I say screen-capped I mean what I capped while playing XCOM, not caps of what I posted.
Which was nothing but the Nora shop.
Here /RWBYG/, have some work in progress Ruby.
>killing her teammates
RIP her left eye.
Maybe she'll get a cool scar or eye patch.
Yeah I did, and I cleared it out before I realized what I had done.
I was moving stuff from my laptop and just had it under New Folder like a fucking retard.
That's cute anon you legitimately made me smile.
Drawfag! we need Velvet being escorted around by The Undertaker
This Anon is right. Listen to him, for he speaks the truth. Also, he got dubs.
Papers for school
But RWBY wise I don't know if I should focus my attention to Arkos smut from long ago or something eles from my back log
Please finish this soon, I need new Neptune smut.
it may take him about 20 minutes to get to you but it'll be one of the most hype moments
he'll also pop up if Velvet is about to get attacked by Grimm
can she even get any cuter guys?
someone do an "Are you frustrated?" edit with this.
Hm, I could get behind that. The last time I wrote something close to a smut and/or fanfic is like 5 years ago.
Tried the more serious things in the meantime, trying to fill me portfolio and whatnot.
4chan suffers from a character limit, doesn't it?
Gotta plan on that.
this has to be one of the best Rube faces hyet
It's a 2K character limit, so keep that in mind since replying to an earlier part takes up characters.
It's not too bad though, after writing for a bit you get a hang of where to make a cut-off.
RT probably would've designed the controllers to look like this if they weren't touch screen controllers
Alright, so here are the general settings I'll be using for the RWBY run, let me know now if you guys want anything else enabled. I'm not bothering with any of the ones below this wince they're just cheats, the exeption being "Perfect Information" which just shows alien Hit % Chances.
All DLC is enabled as well.
You want a new RWBY game?
How about racing?
They certainly have enough characters for it...
>knowing what the fuck they're doing
I count 29 there, and that doesn't include Raven, Winter, or Qrow.
Or Summer, Autumn, Taiyang, Pyrrha's mother, Jaune's seven sisters, his Father, or Papa Schnee, but we haven't seen them yet
ok i figured this has come up before but i haven't ever seen it and I'd appreciate some help finding it if it does exist
is there anything out there where blake has more than one set of nipples? like an animal does? i've been trying to find official art or screencaps that would disprove this theory, but as far as I can tell blake never shows up in a bikini or anything showing off her abdomen. hell, we see most of Sun's chest and he could still be sporting two more nipples on each side under the sides of his unmoving shirt.
is there any multi-nipple faunus content?
>Make the background in space
>Add in aliens that try to steal waifus
>Octavian in a spacesuit adds Neptune tiles
>Must operate your spaceship controls in first person from the cockpit to rearrange tiles and fend off aliens and Octy
>You only have two claws and a small lazer cannon, cockpit is controlled Surgeon Simulator-style
How about now?
>I have yet so see man who can out smart boolet
Faunus have one characteristic of an animal
Blake and Velvet have their ears, Sun has his tail
Not to say there aren't probably people with extra nipples, but I'm going to assume it's mostly recognizable outward traits
That said, I've never seen anything that satisfies your fetish. I'm sorry
There's a theory flying around that all the birds flying around in the background of the show are part of Raven's semblance, and she can see and speak through them. Do you guys think she uses them to help/screw with people
>Yang is on her first date
>Guy is a total jerkwad, keeps trying to touch her tits
>Date ends in disaster
>On the way home, a raven follows him.
>It flies in front of him, stares into his eyes
>Dude's fucking terrified of birds
>The raven flies closer and closer to him
>It's red eyes stare into his soul
>Dude shits his pants and runs away
>Qrow is having a bad day
>It wasn't his fault that he blew up all of those robots
>Well, it was, but whatever.
>As punishment, Winter shoves him into a Beacon classroom
>Starts talking about conduct and rules
>Qrow just drinks.
>She turns around to write something on the board
>Suddenly, a giant raven swoops in through an open window
>Pulls down Winter's pants
>Swoops out of the window.
>Qrow had a much better day
>Sun and Yang are going to get it on
>No real reason
>Sun realizes he forgot a condom
>Yang is has a box in the dorm bathroom
>Goes to grab it, but a raven swoops through the window, grabs the box, flies out
>Yang freaks the fuck out
>It's a good thing Sun knows how to pull out
>Yang is teaching an anger management class
>She's doing great, excellent, even.
>All of her students have gotten over their issues
>They say she's amazing
>They call her the greatest, the best in the world
>She's in a class with her hardest bunch yet
>A bunch of gang members, cocaine addicts, and Micheal Jones
>They just want to have fun and occasionally do drugs in the class
>Yang's being super uptight
>A raven swoops through the door, gives Yang a snickers, forces Yang to eat it
>Her and her class do drugs and freak the fuck out the rest of the day
>Remember, you're not you when you're hungry
Deaf got the answer right away, I'm impressed. Now try this one.
There are no candles left, because it is the end
There are probably are faunus with more subtle traits, like a shark faunus with extra teeth or someone with a lizard tongue, who manage to get by as normal humans in society.
The latest breakthrough in military technology: The Atlesian Cutiepie
The answer is
You're still in a coma
I think you have to understand is that as far as RT can be bothered, the characters ARE their models. There's no true official stats for the characters because they don't see why that would matter.
Would you like one?
It's time for the government to allocate spending for the coming year, and as always, special interest groups are keen to have their say.
1. "The state of the education system is, in many areas, simply frightful," says Teachers Union leader Jake Neumann. "And even where we are doing well, we could do better. I appeal to the authorities for a substantial boost in funding. Remember, the children are our future."
2. "We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Zeke Sanchez. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security."
3. "Education is nice, but Health and Social Welfare are more important," says celebrity social worker Lauren Parke. "This is where the people who really need government help are: the marginalized of our society. If we don't help them, what kind of a nation are we?"
4. "Hey, I've got a crazy idea," says noted libertarian and bird-watcher Bharatendu Dodinas. "How about the government stops taking so much tax from people? Give us a tax cut and we'll buy the things we need ourselves. People need to be weaned off the government teat!"
>Yang is legitimately happy to see you
>Blake is nervous because you interrupted her reading one of her smut books and that you'll see it stuffed under the blanket
>Weiss got so excited her soul left her body, and the empty shell that's left is trying to steal yours
What's the last thing your waifu says to you before making a heroic sacrifice?
BE BACK IN TIME FOR DINNER! IT'S YOUR FAVORITE!
You thought it was Monty, but it was me, THE BUDGET
I die so that democracy can live
Not sure which one but during.the extra life stream one of those guys was the ost annoying pick of an asshole I have ever seen brown nosing and acting like.he mattered on who should slap Matt.
> Pyrrha is too innocent and inexperienced. She wants to improve. For Jaune. Then she sees Weiss swooning over Neptune Dude's got to be good right? He's good with flirting and he's a guy. He's must to know how to catch someone's attention.
> When Pyrrha comes asking for advice, Neptune's surprised at first because he doesn't have any experienced himself. He's just an asshole flirt.
> He's not idiot though. He has a chance so he takes it.
> It begins with holding hands. Then some touching. Then a child kiss. Then a make out session.
> Pyrrha wants to be the best. She wants to satisfy Jaune completely. When Neptune tells her to take things to the next level. She agrees.
> Kerry wins!
It was actually Coco going insane. The announcers never mentioned it, if it was a ploy by Emerald then the announcers wouldn't have ruined it, and Velvet seemed concerned after the fight
Alright, I got the first mission finished with.
In Long War you it drops you straight into a mission before you get to your base, so I'll make these six veterans into the professors.
More caps to come.
I just noticed the crowd was booing as if it was a bad fight.
I think it's more that Matt Hullum knows deep in his heart that RWBY is a bit of a waste of money. He won't give it more, but if he decreases it then he'd look like an asshole for disrespecting a dead guy's show.
Octavian you piece of shit!
Just look a little up anon.
Thanks anon, I knew I can count on you.
here, have one of my favorite non-smut caps.
The motivations posted, the reasoning behind it the fact that Pyrrha didn't chicken out in seconds.
It doesn't make sense and that bothers me.
It's why I can't wank off to most hentai.
And we got randomly dumped in Argentina.
This'll be fun.
The bonus is pretty close to Aura, as far as X-COM goes, so it's not the end of the world.
>Get home from work
>You waifu Velvet doesn't come to greet you when you come in
>Walk into kitchen, concerned for your waifu
>Velvet is kneeling on the floor looking at something in her hands
>You ask her what's the matter
>"Good news hun, you're a father!"
>she's holding pic related
well, what do?
You could say that, yes, but they've recently spent money on a large number of purchases of other companies. IIRC, in the past year and a half it's been ScrewAttack, the old Inside Gaming Krew, and Mega 64. He's not gonna waste Laser Team 2 money on RWBY, especially when most people at the company believe it's good enough. I'm sure M+K do.
>Waste of money
Then why is it that a hunk of plastic that is on sale for a character that i don't like that i'm buying for a friend 30 dollars, and that there is no merch for best robot girl other than 1 shirt?
your face when blake tries to eat your kids
Magneto is not top tier for me ok, but I know that she needs more characterization than orbiting Jaunes dick
>Upon noticing she's been caught, Blake stands like a deer in headlights
smiles and asks, "You gonna finish that?"
>Pyrrha is complicit in herself being stolen away from the relationship she wanted
>Jaune isn't even remotely interested and doesn't even know he's "losing"
This is some bizarro shit, it's amusing on some levels
Fullscreen owns them both and merged them into RT. RT probably didn't even have a say.
>old Inside Gaming
That one I'll partially give you, though given RT-ES and their expansion into film, having an office in LA was probably part of the plan for at least a few years, and their unemployment just happen to be "right place, right time."
Now, I don't follow literally everything RT does, but probably at least 95%. I can't think of any mention of them in RT aside from the occasional mention of them on a Podcast every few months.
Matt's not retarded. He's not going to pull the plug or downscale a literal money press. Given how everyone keeps mentioning all the new employees none of the old guard seem to know, I'm sure they've expanded in every department.
And she'll be loyal to each and every one of them...until her loins start heating up again a week after the funeral.
She's going to have a huge fortune from her deceased husbands.
But he has to keep the semblance exclusive to his family.
And he would rather not spend any money on subpar people he's not planning to keep. The two schnees are enough.
Velvet, her weapon is a medigun.
I like the way you t hink
>Implying she isn't getting plugged by an alpha rabbit
Yes that is a retcon, and bad writing. RT painted themselves into a corner where every Semblance has to be unique and be a manifestation of one's soul.
RT really do need to explain why exactly the Schnee family's Semblance can be inherited. They will probably say "They are special."
>Practice incest for generations
>Getting extremely powerful, practical and adaptable super powers instead of physical deformities
Proof that the Schnee's will is blessed by the heavens
> Neptune can't make out how he did it. He's just an idiot after alll. But here was Pyrrha Nikos trying to seduce him.
> "What if we do the preview?"
> Pyrrha won't give in. She lets him taste her but not take her completely. If that's the case then he'll make out of this as much as he can.
> She wanted to make him desire her. Even her blond idiot has a limit right? At some point he won't be able to hold himself right? She doesn't like to think Jaune's that kind of person but Neptune convinces her.
> "Men will be men."
> She starts with some poses. Neptune's got to admit. He liked tits but Pyrrha was making him an ass man. Dude! Dat skirt's length. He would never understand what was the point of uniforms. Not that he minded.
> She wouldn't show the goods but she couldn't see if these were visible or not. At least not in the positions he was making her do.
I'm sorry Joel
Back to Nationstates
Commentators have warned that RWBYg's social inequalities threaten to make it an international pariah.
1. "Look, I don't like it either," said Chamber of Commerce spokesperson Lauren Lee. "Just on the way here, I had to step over three homeless people, and one of my shoes got caught on a beggar. But inequality is the price we pay for economic strength. If anything, we need fewer taxes, so those of us who are well-off can afford to be more generous. If we want to, that is."
2. "I think we've forgotten what economic strength is all about," says social worker Xu True. "The economy is meant to be a means to a high standard of living, not an end in itself. It's become an excuse for the rich to prosper while the poor fall through the cracks. Not everyone is poor because they don't feel like working. We must provide more welfare."
3. "Who says we're an international pariah?" demands military honcho Doris Chicago. "What are their names? If that's the way the international community feels, we obviously need to prepare for war."
I'm playing EW Long War:
Here's Glynda and Ozpin.
The Hair options are VERY limited, so I decided to make all headmasters wear caps/beanies and headsets.
As a general policy, once any soldier gets a nickname, they also get a bitchin' helmet.
Would Weiss just marry her first cousin or something and Winter would marry her unmarried uncle.
Oh, if the Schnee family adopt a child and raise it, will it get the same Semblance too? Shouldn't we be able to mass produce Schnee Semblances if we create multiple houses with the same upbringings that Weiss and Winter went through.
>Don't care for inconsistencies
>It's been a long time since Mr. Schnee has had any family bonding.
>Winter's in Atlas banging Ironwood while Weiss is having snuggles with Ruby.
>Damn it, why did Mrs. Schnee have to die?
>Together they made the best personal dungeon in the entire world
>Now all he can do is ogle at her cryogenically-preserved corpse.
>Hears news of a girl who has unintentionally killed several men with her libido
>Perfect matchup but for one factor: She's a faunus, how is he gonna get away with meeting her?
>Organize an official SDC public event to show that the corporation is nice towards faunus.
>It's a good PR stunt and a better cover for his schemes
>He invites various people, most of which are hunter teams from Beacon
>With the right distractions, he manages to isolate Velvet while her teammates are off doing random things.
And the rush wears off, I don't know how to continue this.
Damn can someone write something about Weiss and Winters adopted brother
Point taken. Another idea is that Schnees are actually just clones of the most recently born Schnee whenever they need a new Schnee, which is why all the Schnees have the same soul. The cloning machine is a bit wonky, that's why they look different or occasionally have penises
>You get a call while you're at work
>Your boss was kind enough to let you go early
>Rushing home, ignoring the speed limit and even a few red lights, saying "almost there almost there" over and over again in your mind
>Pulling into the driveway, you don't even bother locking it as you hop out
>Let some faunus punk steal it, this is an emergency
>Quickly making your way through the living room towards the kitchen, you see your beloved Velvet leaning on the counter, hunched over and gently grasping her swollen belly
>"Honey.. i-its coming"
"Don't panic Velvet, I know what to do"
>Your words reassure her as you grab a newspaper, roll it up, and start whacking her on the head, shooing her out the back door
>"Go on, get out! Out! Not in the house!"
>She runs out the back door in a panic, one hand on her belly and the other on her head to shield from your blows
>You quickly lock the door between you and her
>Damn girl makin a mess in your kitchen
>Now that you think about it, you open the door just a crack to give her one last loving message
>"And not on the lawn damn it!"
Hot as hell is what I'd call it
>Velvet bursts into Glynda's office in tears over being bullied hand having two of her teammates almost killed
>Glynda comforts her
>Velvet's in no condition to be sleeping on her own (Fox is somewhere else for reasons)
>Glynda lets Velvet stay in her quarters that night
>Glynda comforting Velvet in her room
>One thing leads to another
Or they try and take over the lives of the one they're cloned off of>>77807017
They could be whole academies built to induce certain overpowered semblances in children.
Maybe some scientists are on it to bring semblances on a more physical level, actually being able to manipulate and even transplant it?
Picture it, it could be that clicheé superpower plot where one villain wants to collect all the superpowers.
I think we should call that Villain the Meta!
META CONFIRMED FOR RWBY FINAL VILLAIN
>Tfw the real baddie is armoured with a helmet like the meta's and a semblance that can steal semblances
>he is finally defeated when RWBY hooks him to a Paladin as it goes sailing off a cliff
So people else where are super pissed coco and yatsu lost, I don't get it.all they did was kill a bunch of grimm last season so did ruby's dog.
Why do people act like just because their second years their big shit?
Alright, so, something terrible happens and Jaune turns into a psychopath, Ruby and Roman command rivalring armies, Pyrrha is still a badass fighter, alright.
But what in seven hells has to happen to poor, poor, Bartholomew Oobleck to turn into fucking Caboose?
And Bartholomew Oobleck as...oh god fucking no.
Got back from the convention in Shanghai.
RWBY is far less popular this time around. The hiatus must've died down the hype over here a bit.
Acceptable, but it has to be done cinematically.
> She continued with some touching. They already make out so this was nothing unfamiliar. It was actually surprising for her how mundane this could be when you get used to it.
> Her corset was a bit of a turn off. It showed skin but he couldn't play with this part of her. He could only do her miniskirt. It was certainly tight on her. He even felt her underwear.
> Pyrrha didn't know what to make out of this. It was very easy to see what Neptune wanted and she felt bad because of it. Perhaps she could at least give him this. She owed him after all.
> Neptune thought he fucked up big time when she pushed him back. Did he go too far? But he was just doing th- Holy fuck that pink! He never thought a color could look so inviting. He noticed these were erected. Was he doing a good job then? She did let him see them so that's gotta a good sign. Definitely.
> Pyrrha wasn't as embarrassed as she thought she would be. Maybe she grew used to people starting at her rack. She knew her outfit was revealing but the design gave her good liberty in combat. Neptune finally shared eye contact with her and, as if he had an epiphany, he approached at her.
Anon asked for some pictures, so here's a couple coming right up.
>Yea, that's because we're fighting each other for scholarship money.
And what happens if we just stop enrolling students and they take our academy? Then they have two academies in the middle of a dead continent. Whoopdee-fucking-doo.
>There are current RT fans who have no idea who Andy or Wyoming are
>Sarge picks up a gun-scythe.
>"This -sniff- is beautiful. I could cut and shoot my enemies at the same time! What a wonderful day... Hey Blue! Get over here! I want to show you something!"
>[Offscreen] "What is i-[BANG] Ow!"
I can't be the only one with a strange boner right now!
Last year had a lot more to offer.
Shanghai's Comicup 17.
And then Cinder's plan comes to fruition: Use of the most volatile dust variant to glass the entire world. The only survivors are lucky wastelanders and "academy dwellers" who definitely have horrible social skills and OP semblances.
>"Sarge, what is that?"
>"That my dear idiot is the future of warfare. Behold, the Chupathingy 9000 XXXL Alpha."
>"why did you duct tape a scythe to the side of the jeep?"
>"To cut our enemies down while we shoot them of course."
>"Where did you even get a scythe?"
>"Hey, has anyone seen my scythe?"
>"QUICK, GET IN BEFORE SHE FINDS US"
>mfw RT fans have never heard of RvB before RWBY
I'll hog way too many image slots if I post every soldier, so from now I'll just post the lineup for each mission. The rest of the four First-Contact Veterans are Neo
Hey, hard to hold a grudge with alien invasions happening(Assault), Raven Branwen (Assault), Cinder Fall (Infantry), and Winter Schnee (Scout).
Side note, Holy Shit did I luck out with the roster makeup, it's about 2/3 women, perfect for a RWBY-themed run.
Get it guys? Raven's an assault, so she gets Run N' Gun, like how she RAN from her family! Haha... ha...
I'm getting flashbacks of that guy anon who cosplayed as Blake and had to use the Yang plush to hide his mustache line
Guy had the body, just not the face
>When people say they are RT fans but never heard of RvB