You're in the club and this guy slaps your girl's ass.
What if it's the Burger King Kid's Club?
Not nearly as bad as Jaws or Lingo.
Are you really asking why a bunch of developmentally stunted young men who spend all day on a cartoon forum want to fuck preteens?
Looks like a certain animator at Disney XD was a member of the Burger King Kid's Club back in the day.
Not exactly. They were deleted because they attracted actual pedophiles and moot was worried that they'd open him up to too much risk and be too difficult to moderate / enforce.
It also made hosting more difficult to obtain and keep and was the reason why 4chan lost it's original .net domain. An SA poster reported that 4chan was hosting child porn to GoDaddy in an attempt to get the site shut down.