>This is the crown jewel in someone's collection

Someone actually has that? Spiderman isn't as popular as he used to be.

Wait, why would you need three copies of the same film?

>>77797239
>The Amazing Spider-Man 2
>The Amazing Spider-Man 2
>The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3-D

>>77797293
one's widescreen the other fullscreen?

>>77797276
DVD, Bluray, and 3D.

>>77797266
What are you talking about? Spider-Man is consistently in the top 10 every month.

Dan Slott's a fucking hack though, so this is clearly on name recognition alone.

>>77797239
>Foxxlectro doing a Dreamworks face.
Now I've seen it all.

>>77797239
>This exists
Why

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>>77797239
Jesus, if they were going to bundle it with a bust, what possessed them to not just go with Spidey's mask?

>>77797420
Exactly. I'm baffled at how Sony managed to think that diehard fans would want Jamie Foxx's blue retarded face rather than just Spider-Man

>>77797404
>TooMuchJoy.jpg

>>77797444
Sony is easily the dumbest of the cape studios

>>77797347
people still watch dvds?

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>>77797411
You'd be surprised how much stupid merch is out there.

Nothing will ever top this, though.

>>77797479
is it always the same pattern?

>>77797479
>not wanting a Watchmen toaster

Hell, I'd buy it just to bring it Alan Moore for signing

>>77797536
Exactly what I was thinking. I wonder how much you'd have to pester him for him to smash it to pieces?

>>77797452
>inb4 Fant4shit

>>77797479

Can you imagine how cool it'd be if it could print different ink blot patterns?

>>77797478
A lot of anime films only get released on DVD, senpai.

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>>77797239
>They even had Stan Lee do a unboxing of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjJbS3-ZRzI

>>77797478
The amount of poor people is greater than the middle and rich classes combined.

>>77797690
X-Men balances it out for Fox

Sony did nothing but fuck up Spidey after 2

>>77797679
The instant you sat it down, he would throw it at you.

>>77797239
>People still think this movie wasn't better than Cap 2
The fucking delusion on this board is real

>>77797347
Again, why would you need three copies of the same film?

>>77797239
Looking at the thumbnail, I thought it was the space hick from Guardians.

>>77797239
Good for them, then?

>>77797752
yeah but a bluray player is like $20 now

>>77797479
Alan Moore is spinning in his grave

>>77798672
He's been spinning in his grave since he was about 27, I think.

>>77797479
I would buy this.

>>77798442
6/10 lol'd

>>77797239
If someone hasn't hot glued this thing I will lose my faith in 4chan.

>>77797319
>fullscreen releases of widescreen films
Jesus.

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>>77798802
I'm counting the minutes, anon.

>>77797239
It was a pretty good movie

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>>77797679
>Not brightening up an old man's day for buying one just for the two of you to smash it together.

>>77797239
It's odd that Jamie Foxx could have pulled it off if he was allowed to be himself but they had to go with blue autist.

>>77799635
That's a lovely image. I wonder if he'd finally smile?

Why do people buy collector's editions of DVDs/Blurays/Video Games? They're nothing more than big bulky hunks of plastic that will sit on your shelf or in a closet collecting dust.

This hunk of junk is $150 on Amazon. Why would anyone spend that much money on this crap? There can't be much of an after market to even call it a "collectible."

I guess I'll never understand toy collectors and their need for tacky, useless, expensive plastic.

>>77797746
Stan has no shame. Why would he after half a century of taking credit for Steve Ditko's creation?

>>77799711
holy shit why is it so much online? we sell this for $15 at the store i work at

>>77799711
Sometimes they come with cool stuff you can decorate your room with? It's really no different from putting posters on your wall or figurines on your shelf, besides being a bit more expensive.

>>77799749
>Stan has no shame.

You got that right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqqnNfhYE1I

>>77797276
Isnt it one blu-ray, one in 3D and one for special features?

>>77797276
Expensive coasters to put your drinks on because who the fuck legitimately wants to own three copies of the same fucking movie and TASM 2 at that.

>>77797479
This is so bad it's good though.

>>77798630
Thing is, bluray only makes sense if you care about image quality and have a screen to play them for.
But apart from that they don't offer much that DVD doesn't already have.

Streaming and digital media are the true way for the future.

>>77798442
Here's your (you).

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>>77799749
>people are still clinging to the ''steve created spider-man singlehandidly'' meme

>>77797479
Broken eggs in pan this morning, cracked shell on floor. This meal is afraid of me. I have seen it's nutrition facts. The buffets are extended bowls and the bowls are full of milk and when the drains finally curdle, all the flakes will get soggy. The accumulated filth of all their sugar and marshmallow bits will foam up about their spoons and all the children and parents will look up and shout "Feed us!"
...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."
They had a choice, all of them. They could have had a balanced breakfast like my Aunt Jemima, or General Mills. Decent men, who believed in whole wheats and fresh fruits. Instead the followed the droppings of mascots and fast foods and didn't realize that the meals led to diabetes until it was too late.
Don't tell me they didn't have a choice.
Now the rest of the day stands on the brink, staring down into less important meals, all those nutritionists and marketers and oversleepers... and all of a sudden, nobody has anything to eat.

>>77798672
I miss this

>>77797746
>that face
I imagine that's the final thing people see before Stan sucks the life out of them

>>77797479
So, it's a toaster that toasts bread with Rorschach test pattern?

Why?

>>77797239
>spend entire childhood in love with comics
>draw every day, get better and better, writing your shitty comics about ThunderX, your OC donut steel
>Get mediocre grades but don't care, because you have art classes every day and love it
>eventually learn you like other forms of art, start working on everything from model and miniatures to pottery
>get a scholarship to college to become an artist
>work your ass off building a portfolio you're proud of.
>after years, you graduate
>no jobs in your field. Work as a barista or some shit while you try to get shows living in a squalid shithole apartment
>finally get a lucky break. Someone is hiring for sculptors and design
>You have an office and studio. It's amazing.
>first day, boss comes in.
>"Hey, art-anon. See this production still of the blue guy from the Spiderman movie? We need you to make a bust of it which can be molded and mass produced for reproduction in a chinese sweatshop."
>Look at this ugly piece of shit movie
>there's no way to make this look like a real person with all that special effects bullshit.
>make a bust of Jamie Foxx, draw lightning creases on it, tell them to paint it blue.
>a bit of you dies as you're brought down to being satisfied with "good enough."

Who are you, beautiful stranger? Why is this your fate?

>>77803330
Underrated post of the year.

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>>77803330
Holy shit

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>>77802877
Which reminds me...

Hey Super fans, Stan Lee here because I fucked Zack Snyder's wife. I'm here to show you the Man of Steel General Zod Collector's Edition!
Boy I want to tell you this is Super. Not only does it look like General Zod, and what a head of General Zod it is, but watch what happens when you push the little button in the back. That's right, his eyes light up! General Zod, master of heat vision, and he can be yours. Just push that little button in the back. How about that?
And will wonders never cease. This Super beautifully sculpted head of General Zod comes with a great Blu Ray and DVD of the Man of Steel all located by twisting his neck and popping off his head. How morally torn can you be?
EXCELSIOR!

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>>77803956
I don't think it will go down as such considering the praise being heaped on it now.

But it's good. It's damn good.

>>77804449
I'd fucking buy it. Give to me now. I want Stan Lee shilling DC products, Goddamnit.

>>77797276
>Wait, why would you need any amount of copies of ASM2?

ftfy

>>77797266
Spider-Man is the most popular superhero - sales-wise - by a mile.

>>77804703
>frisbee
>dog toy
>coaster
>skeet shooting
>pizza slicer
>a plate for donuts/bagels
Use your imagination, anon.

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>>77803330

I really don't understand this. Why would you pay extra for the same movie three times?
>>One is blue-ray, one is DVD, one is 3-D
SO BUY ONE OF THEM NORMALLY!!! If you have the capability to see it in Blu-Ray, why do you need it as a DVD?!

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I hate those enormous special "box" things. I want something that looks nice on the shelf along with all my other discs. Not something that will scream to the world what a superdork I am for getting it. Especially when it's a bust of Literally Who if you've never seen the movie.

Also...

>>77797319
>fullscreen
>2015

>>77797479
>Nothing will ever top this, though.
There was some animu DVD limited release that came with a pair of panties. No wait, that's got nothing on this.

>>77797746
He wrote Electro at one point, right? How is he ok with all of this shit?

>>77799711
I got caught up in the Walking Dead statue sets. I like the way they look. This Spider-Man one is just too ridiculous though. Plus I don't like the movie enough for that shit.

My friend has the Marvel Phase 1 briefcase and has ordered the Phase 2 set as well. But he buys more collectible shit like that than I do. If it's limited, he'll try to own it.

>>77805286
He's a shill who will never have anything bad to say about Marvel.

>>77797239
Someone needs to take a picture with their dick in its mouth
And tweet it to Jamie foxx
I bet he does not take it well

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>>77797746
It would have been better if it had come with a bust of Stan Lee. At least he isn't that ugly.

>>77799711
>Why do people buy collector's editions of DVDs/Blurays/Video Games? They're nothing more than big bulky hunks of plastic that will sit on your shelf or in a closet collecting dust.
I like it even less when the REGULAR release is in a funny-shaped piece plastic, like some of the Star Trek TV series sets.

>>77799774
>holy shit why is it so much online? we sell this for $15 at the store i work at
I'm sure that's the asking price, not price someone will buy it at. Except Barnum was right, so there really is someone out there who will buy it at that price. Then again, that enormous ugly head is going to be more of a pain to ship than a regular DVD case.

>>77805374
This is the strongest argument for buying this thing there ever was.

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>>77804449
Yeah, but General Zod was a meme. A Zod head would actually be cool.

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>>77805265
>There was some animu DVD limited release that came with a pair of panties
Agent Aika.
I nearly bought it.

>>77805148
>why do you need it as a DVD?!
This is a really strange question. there's like, a million reasons?

>Loan to a friend
>using that TV in your other room that has a DVD player built into it
>bringing it on a trip you know will have some shit dvd player
>car dvd player

I mean...seriously? do people just have no imagination?

I wish I had this so I could put makeup on it and take pictures.

Jamie Foxx NEEDS to be pretty.

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>>77797479

Fuck I can't think of a joke.

>>77797479

i don't want to be reminded of my parents fighting when i eat breakfast

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>>77797239
This DVD box is pretty shitty too.
What's with these bald blue fuckers and being DVD boxes?

>>77797239
>>77797479
>>77808948
This thread probably has too many posts already, but there should be a thread for insane merchandise.

There was a Roger Rabbit board game about throwing cartoon characters into that melting goo.

Horrible useless garbage like this exists because capitalism is fucked up.

Someday when we have proper government regulation of commerce we won't be wasting resources on this hollow trash solely out of misguided quests for profit.

>>77808948
I have the ultimate cut, but it's in a much better box. I can't stand to watch it anymore, but I was an edgy teenager

>>77808948
shit, is that light blue plastic the cheapest color or something?

Penis

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>>77808948
I bought one of them once,

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This is mine posted sideways so I turned it

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>>77798442
Who are you talking to? What are you talking about? Are you barking at the darkness?

>>77809522
That's neat. It's a giant robot. I wouldn't mind having a giant robot in my shelf.

>>77809704
Well, you know what they say, chicks dig giant robots

>>77798442
This bait triggered me.

>>77809843
That's what he wanted, man.

>>77809772
Nice.

>>77805552
No, give me a link to this shit

I need to see this to believe it.

>>77808355
Good man

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>someone wore this for their halloween costume

>>77808355
I'm flattered

>>77808948
That looks like a Michael Myers mask painted blue.

>>77810694
I fucking wish I did

>>77797478
I don't have a blu-ray player. Just my laptop.

>>77810694
Excellent.

Just fucking excellent.

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>>77797239

I'm torn on this thing being either the worst collector's edition ever, or the goddamn coolest.

Not that it matters, I only buy two things, hard drives and vpn subs.

>>77812271
I think that looks pretty fucking rad but I definitely wouldn't spend any money on it.

>>77797239

I wrote this movie off completely when they made Electro a black guy because of "Muh diversity"

And even beyond that, Were these guys ever aware exactly how big a fucking cliche "Black guy with electrical powers" really is?

Hell even the "Black guy with electrical powers who's aware of how cliche being a 'Black guy with electrical powers' is" shtick has been done before

>>77812455
bad movie aside, that's a pretty autistic reason to not like the movie

>>77812271
Fun flact, the original alien costume as designed by Geiger had the skull fully visible through the plastic dome, as he felt that clearly seeing the human origins of the monster would be scarier. But after seeing the preliminary recordings, Ridley Scott realized that the dome was no longer see-through and decided that it was a better and more truly "alien" look if it had no eyes to speak of. Geiger didn't agree and was kind of pissed at his vision being changed.

However, the skull and the sockets were kept intact and can be seen in a few scenes through the dome.

>>77797479
>Watchmen toaster
Alan Moore is a horrible person and a vastly overrated writer.... but he may have been right about certain things.

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>>77808948
>box head dvd cases

Goddamn retards came up with these thing I swear. Thank god they wised up.

>>77812271
>buying that whole thing just for 2 good movies
Nah

>b-but the Alien 3 assembly cut!
Nah

>>77812590
a version of that type was used in the 4th film though.

>>77798812
maybe people want to watch it without the shitty black bars?

just maybe?

>>77812872
>shitty black bars
...Really? Than just change the picture setting on the tv. Literally the only person I know that doesn't prefer widescreen over fullscreen is my grandma, and that's just because she doesn't realize the difference until someone points it out.

>>77812872
I mean...holy crap. is this 2003? who still acts this way?

>>77812870
>though
Though what?

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>>77812271
For months I saw pic related in a comic store and assumed it was just a very expensive figure. (the discs and boxes were inside the base).

>>77812954
even though you said it wasn't used in the first film.

>>77812923
>>77812945
Sorry I'd just rather focus on the movie than the fucking blank space taking up most of the screen

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I admit I own this.

>>77813043
You'd rather focus on the 2/3'rds of the movie you can see that's not cut off?

seriously the only the reason the black bars are there is because your TV is shit. don't want black bars, get a better TV.

>>77812455
they didn't make Electro a black guy because "muh diversity." That implies they set out for casting saying they wanted only black people to audition.

Jamie Foxx was the biggest box office draw who expressed interest.

>>77813147
>electrical powers

They probably just assumed Electro was black.

>>77813147
Wasn't MTV Electro black or am I misremembering

>>77797479
I want it

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>>77797478
Until PCs finally get Blu-ray drives there will always be DVDs.

>>77803330
Now that was worth clicking reply.

>>77813458
I'm not sure if the joke is supposed to be a play on "burn your toast" or if the guy who wrote it was an idiot who wrote "your" instead of "you're."

>>77797239
You know, it actually makes sense now to see a Marvel movie with a retconned Electro into a nigger, since for the longest time DC has had a monopoly on niggers with electric powers

>>77813642
typical electric power blackwashing imo. one white guy tries to break the mold and they paint him black.

>>77813642
no need to try and look cool and edgy, lad,

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>>77803330
This is the /co I fell in love with. No homo. Okay, homo.

>>77813007
I didn't say that. Are you a moron? Are you mentally challenged? The suit was used throughout the film precisely like Geiger had made it, but due to the lighting of the sets the skull part did not show up except for certain scenes. Scott liked that it appeared sleek and black and demanded it be kept like that, but Geiger felt that seeing the skull was important to better understand that the alien takes physical traits from its host when gestating inside them. In some scenes and stills, you can clearly see the skull however.

By the time they made Resurrection, Geiger was completely out of the picture and busy writing angry letters to Twentieth Century Fox for repeatedly bastardizing his legacy. That they decided that it might suddenly it be cool to show the skull part is completely pointless, because we are talking about the alien of the the first film, which as you can see with your fucking eyes, is the version they used for the DVD case, complete with the semi-transparent dome that hid the skull in the original film. The one on the right is how Geiger had envisioned it originally.

>>77812761

Nothing wrong with wanting the entire collection

>>77813778
>but they left it in!
>you just couldn't see it

If you can't fucking see it watching the movie that's as good as not using it, you realize that yeah? holy shit you're a nitpicky faggot.

>>77813642

It still smacks of extremely forced political correctness

>>77812761
>Resurrection
>bad

It was different from the other Alien movies, sure, but that shit was the best kind of insane.
Reminder that one of the most oftquoted/referenced scenes in the franchise was Ripley walking through the clone room. Scariest thing ever to come out of Alien.

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>>77808355
This was a beautiful post.

>>77812872
>>77812923
>>77812945
>>77813043
People who don't know that you can zoom in on the TV are the reason DBZ is released cropped on Blu-ray and not in it's native 4:3 format. I hate you people.

>>77813868
>anytime a character is played by someone of color it's forced political correctness
And I'm sure you blame political correctness on why you have no friends, job, or gf.

>>77814169
better than my cropped DVD's in 4:3. complete fucking mess.

>>77814175
Hey I only don't have two of those. and the reason I don't have the other two is because of political correctness

>>77812872
>4:3 TV

I used to have one too, anon.
Never again.

>>77809383
I remember rushing to Target after work to get this. I don't regret doing so.

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>>77814169
There is a problem, though.
Back when movies were on VHS the producers ended up cropping the scenes, but had control over how. This made sure that left-dominated scenes had as much impact as right-dominated scenes. They'd even make sure to pan the cropped film if there were a lineup or the entire shot needed to be seen. This is very evident in a couple of places in the VHS version of Ghostbusters II.

When you zoom in on a TV you only ever get to see what's in the middle of the screen. This means scenes like conversations that cut between the characters are usually fucked up.

>>77813062
Alright. Which of my ex-girlfriends are you?

>>77814193
>implying
DBZ was produced with 4:3 in mind, It was made from 1989-1996. It's meant to be fullscreen.

>>77813838
Not who you're replying to but you could see it, just not all the time. It ended up being better overall. Made it more subtle, and all the scarier when and if you did see it.

>>77814193
>cropped in 4:3
>an 80s tv series

You do know that widescreen televisions are a fairly recent development, right?

>>77814457
Kai was forced to be Widescreen in Japan on TV, but the Blu-rays there and both the DVDs and Blu-rays in America are 4:3 because that's the way it's meant to be seen. Thank you based anon for backing me up.

>>77812590
Geiger shouldn't have been such a bitch. Clearly seeing anything brings understanding, and understanding is a fear killer. It's not like he had the skulls removed. Hell, it was still a skull-under-dome design, only the dome was darker than expected.

And don't tell me that wouldn't be goddamned horrifying if you shone your flashlight in its face only to see the skull underneath staring back at you. If Ridley didn't point that out, he probably should have.

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>>77814457
no, I mean, they're still cropped, like zoomed in. still in 4:3 ratio. I watched them on a classic tube tv when I watched them,

>>77814640
Why the fuck would they zoom in a show that's already 4:3? Fuck, who even okayed that?

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>>77814640
just to calrify this is the series I have

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>>77804727
>by a mile
I think you meant by Miles Morales!

>>77814175

Incorrect on all counts

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>>77797479
Who toasts the toastmen?

>>77802877
Umm....think you misspelled Stan Lee....

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>>77810694
Mmmmm, Peter.....

>>77814689
That's the widescreen dvds. Those are cropped on the top and bottom of the screen.

>>77813458
The thumbnail looks like the toast is wearing a little fedora

>>77797478
>>77798491
DVDs are cheap as fuck to make these days, so a lot of blurays include a copy. Sometimes even with a file partition, so you can copy the movie onto a electronic device to watch.

3D version is likely just thrown in because it's an expensive special set. Least you can watch them when VR cinemas becomes a thing.

>>77814821
>dem dick sucking lips

hhhng stupid sexy lizard.

>>77814903
Yeah I checked the amazon deets after I posted it, feel like a fool. maybe they'll actually look better on a modern TV. I was watching them on a toob for the nostalgia but I guess that worked against me in this case.

obviously they'll still be cropped but, oh well.

>>77814755
you have to be real delusional to think stan didnt have a hand in spidey's creation

>>77815027
Yo Nigga stan such a playa he had a hand in errrybodies creation

>>77814991
>thinking DBZ was produced in widescreen
>deets
>toob
4chan is 18+.

>>77815236
sorry, I was using shitty language ironically.

but your post is confusing, I was convinced the dvd's were produced in fullscreen. and didn't realize until after reading the amazon product details that they were in fact butchered.

>>77815377
The only DBZ DVD's in fullscreen released in the US are the very original singles that have poor bitrate for their video, the US Dragon Boxes but those were limited and are out of print. There were these level sets being released on Blu-ray on 4:3. but people are dumb and think 4:3 means it's not HD, when things can be 4:3 and still be HD, so those were cancelled and now we have shitty blu-ray season that are also in 16:9.

>>77815421
>but people are dumb and think 4:3 means it's not HD

that's really fucking sad. do people not know the difference between aspect ratio and resolution? that makes me wanna blow up Chiaotzu all over again.

>>77797293
Clearly, they did this with the sole purpose of squeezing more money out of the shit, it's not hard.

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>>77797479
God damn

>>77803330
This thread keeps on giving

>>77813591
>the guy who wrote it was an idiot who wrote "your" instead of "you're."
I think that's the joke.

Like, normally you'd say "you're toast," but since it's literally a toaster he's like "this is your toast."

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>>77798672
He probably is literally doing that, he strikes me as the kind of weirdo that would sleep in a grave.

>>77813891
No Joss Whedon, it's not.

>>77810694
>>77814821
It's face remind me of Daniel Craig for some reason.

>>77816824
>>77816824
It's a reference to a panel I think. Rorshach goes "Hurm..."

>>77812678
>Alan Moore is a horrible person and a vastly overrated writer....

cuz he said mean things about your capes

>>77813591

>hurm...you are toast

>>77805419
Unfortunately irony-dollars are just as good as real dollars when it comes to sales.

>>77815467
Yes. People are that dumb. If you look at the reviews for the level sets on amazon, go to the one stars. You will see people saying that since it's in 4:3, it's not HD. Even my fucking dad thinks that, and it's awful.

>>77797746
Friendly reminder that early x-men was worse than most of the webcomics we make fun of here.

>>77813062
thats fine

because it's LITERALLY impossible to find the commentary tracks online, and they are fucking hilarious; also fun fact: this was only ever sold in America, if you are a foreign IZ fan, then nickelodeon cordially invites you to get fucked

>>77797239
are those 3d print striations? I mean, that's some pretty shitty craftsmanship for a "collectible"

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>>77803330
Quality post

>>77803330
Pure gold!

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>>77797479
Alan Moore just had an aneurysm

>>77797479
>Burnt and uncooked, but never mixing.

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>>77803330
10/10 post, anon.
10 outta 10

>>77812872
>>77813043
Why do people who complain about "black bars" in letterboxed stuff never complain about their TV's bezels?

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>>77803330
>The bowl slams behind her. I look at the glass and pour milk anyway. I can hear the Marshmallow Horseshoes drop from the 2 percent milk.
>There's something in my spoon. I take it out to examine.
>Good as new.
>The cereal grows too warm, too quickly. I want very much for a beautiful woman to hand me a glass of very cold milk.
>All the Rice Krispies in the bowl are screaming at once.
>The Spoon...
>The Spoon is taking me to Reese's Pieces.

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>>77803330
You've done good Anon.

You've done good.

>>77808472
kek

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speaking of odd packaging and bonuses

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>>77809704
>I wouldn't mind having a giant robot in my shelf.

It's alright, I guess

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>>77809704
> a giant robot in my shelf
> not having a whole robot shelf

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>>77833904
shit. can't really see Cherno in that lighting

>>77832706
Fuuuuuuuck, I want the Cherno Alpha

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This thread suddenly made me feel a whole lot better about myself. Thank you guys.