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Why didn't Roman and Neo just fight RWBY then if they're stronger than the robot
A human throw that hit Yang head first, versus the robot speed slam into the columns, yet which one knocks her out?
She hit the columns back first too, bub
Its not like she was totally missing, she hit Neo's weapon, which logically should be weaker than the war robot armor, so Yang's injuries from the attacks should have been enough to shatter Neo's umbrella
>Why didn't Roman and Neo just fight RWBY then if they're stronger than the robot
Because Monty wanted to have a giant robot fight. See, here's your problem, you're looking at this in a way that says "RWBY has to make sense" when it very clearly doesn't because if the protagonists and antagonists took the most pragmatic approach to their problems there'd be no show at all.
>A human throw that hit Yang head first, versus the robot speed slam into the columns, yet which one knocks her out?
Nigga did you not read anything I said?
I think it's because Yang was expecting to be hit so she activated her semblance and aura and all that jazz. With Neo there was no telling when she'd strike because she didn't telegraph her moves as much as the Robot.
>Arguing about shit tier, irrelevant waifus power levels
With a fetish for knives blood and murder.
Nigga where do you think hips, legs, and all that shit go to?
More like Magneto: Code Red.
In a desperate attempt to slow the Ruby art dump, I'll start some shit.
Would Arkos be better if Jaune was the tough superman fighter and Pyrrha was the fumbling, wannabe hero?
>He actually had a Magneto Pyrrha picture
This is why I kinda like you Ocatvian
So, a couple of days ago, something came to me. You know how Glynda always has to use her little whip think to focus her semblance? What if Roman is the same? Like, his cane is just a focus so the little explosions don't blow off his arm or something? Like, his weapon is like the only one in RWBY that doesn't seem to have an ammunition reservoir of some sort. And the grappling mechanism looks like it takes up most of the cane.
It would be worse because then tumblr would scream sexism too.
Does Neo's body size translate to how tight her pussy is?
>The revealed skin by the waist
This is one of my favorite parts of the design
Well teams RWBY/JNPR/SSSN/CRDL are underaged. That's 16.
Adult teams STRQ/CFVY, beacon staff Ozpin, Oobleck, Glynda, and Port. Altas military Ironwood and Winter, and the antagonists, Roman and Cinder at least. Unknown if Neo, Emerald, and Mercury are adults.
Oh and forgot to do this
I guess some people would like it more, because it's sorta the mentor with hot clumsy girl troupe, but I really don't think it would change the dynamic all that much. Plus then there would be two actual semi good leaders, and that would make both RWBY and JNPR not, MORE, boring, but less interesting I'd say.
I got u m8.
Why the hell is Ren even around, he doesn't do anything; I mean I know that Monty wanted a kewl ninja self insert, but he's useless and could honestly be replaced with a cardboard cut out and no one would notice
>He doesn't know about Weiss
>I don't have it saved
Ren gets fucked up in everything. In the scorpion fight he was the only one to take a hit and then later pass out. In the food fight, he tried to fight back but then got put down like a dog. I think the only thing he was fine in was the Grimm invasion.
So i'm thinking of ordering this version of volume 1 the fancy box and art seems worth it.
I somehow never noticed this
You heard it here first, Papa Schnee is literally Gilgamesh.
I know that looking deep into this show is a bad idea, they talk a lot about saving the innocent; but how many people have the self proclaimed heroes of Team RWBY let be killed because they were too incompetent? I want to say at least 50 between the robot fight and the Grimm invasion; most of them could have been prevent ed if they didn't get involved in the White Fang's affairs. I can only hope the heroes get a wake up call soon
I kinda want a version where when he clips through the floor it goes black and white slow-mo and starts playing Mad World
Then it cuts to everyone at Ren's funeral
I was thinking of the vibrating panties, but that works too
Gilgamesh? Is team RWBY gonna have to fight him on a bridge?
Ren is pretty fucking stupid for this
>Shit she just knocked me into the air
>Lets just throw my only weapon at her and hope it hits
>Shit I missed
Now that I look at this again he would have missed anyway, scraped her knee or hit her toe at most.
Sometimes I just see Ren as that thing that triggers Nora to attack something. When Yang punched out Ren, Nora showed up and fucked up Yang. When Ren got the prod guess who got their nuts smashed?
If you think thats funny this is gonna kill you.
You think Monty... animated porn of his characters doing lewd in private?
...It will never see the light of day....
>Comes back from work to find a thread about mostly Ruby
Good shit. Is it time for Late Night?
You'll never see Neo crush in a guy's skull lifting her leg up that high and slamming it down.
You'll never be lucky enough to clean the brain off her boots.
Damn you rooster teeth for denying us violence
We have. We eventually got around to using Nora as a pincushion
Having recently written a seven page paper on the Epic of Gilgamesh, I can honestly say, fuck all your representations of Gilgamesh, og gilgamesh is best Gilgamesh
>lucky guy must have seen a peek of her underwear at that angle
They've been jacking Schnee Co. cargo for a long time, I'm sure she's well equipped with the latest state-of-the-art anti-upskirt technology
Doubt it think she wears shorts/spandex under her skirt kinda like yang.
but really if he never wakes up from getting his face stomped in by Neo he's still a pretty lucky guy to have that be the last thing he seen.
I bet nothing at all under there so you can die happily
Which is a shame, women shouldn't do that with a skirt, out law that shit
>She's like that chick from AgK, but instead of a gun in her mouth it's in her vagina
>Makes for one hell of a
>>She's like that chick from AgK
> SSSN has fans
> Coco has fans
Do you think that Mercury and Emerald will gain fans during the tournament?
Would Mercury's fans hold up pictures of his boots? Would Emerald's fans would hold up pictures of her boob window?
She's just upholding justice, what's so wrong about that?
She reminded me of Gene Belcher with that line
Jokes on her, that's my shit
>Would Emerald's fans would hold up pictures of her boob window
Nah man, they'd hold up pics of her delicious midriff, seriously I'd raspberry the fuck out of that tummy. As for Mercury, it'd either be his boots or his
Who's life do I need to threaten at rooster teeth too get them to stop making 3+ more versions of RWBY and JNPR figures and make some villains I'd love a Neo.
Its probably gonna be a threezero figure of yang then threezero figures for JNPR, and then most likely there gonna put out newer figures for rwby do they will probably put out new figures of JNPR, by the time all those are out they will probably wanna put our newer rwby figures and of course near JNPR.
Somebody has probably figured it but who is the girl in the screen, this is apparently an old picture of monty's desk when he was still alive. Someone joked and said it was the mysterious Autumn person we heard about, could it be? Or is there something I'm missing?
>"Hey, remember how you parents are either dead or missing? Those were great time.
Who thought that was a good thing to say?
Emerald Sustrai, master thief that she is, steals away those preconceptions.
She is probably the most scantily clad woman but is a legitimately good character beyond that. You could maybe say the same for Yang, but her outfit isn't as revealing.
I'm fully expecting lewds of these two,, hopefully soon
But if they kept Winters last name, then she would be called Snow Schnee. That literally means "Snow Snow".
Could you honestly say you could resist the temptation of giving your kid a name that sounds cool in one language but is fucking ridiculous in another? And really, Cinder's last name isn't any better, I mean can you imagine getting called Snow Fall and not having jokes about Winter thrown at you?
ew, god they better take a shower after finishing their popsicles...
So what's up with this? Em's semblance?
>That fight theme.
We got a name for the song yet?
...would you mind sharing it?
The only person under the age of 16 is Ruby, and she'll be 16 be the end of the year regardless.
Penny doesn't count, she's not a real girl
Her proportions couldn't be any more perfect.
>You'll never come to your dorm room and see Nora and Pyrrha dressed like this
> You will never spend all night making sweet love to both of them
Height is also a proportion, and I like me some short girls.
No anon, proportions mean shit like how many heads tall the person is and how far the tips of their fingers go down their thighs
Since Yang and Neo share the same body with only different scaling, they have the same proportions
Fair enough, but my ability to put someone on one shoulder is very important to me, as is resting my elbow comfortably on their head while standing.
That's just height, anon, and I feel you on that
>Nora's my favorite
>Neo constantly top 4
I think I'm with ya.
Now, to be fair to Monty, he himself thought Ren was kind of boring and reluctantly made him because Miles and Keery thought that JP or JNP wouldn't be as interesting as a full team.
Hell, it seems like part of Ren's irrelevance was that Monty barely wanted to voice him.
He's had more lines this season than the past 2 put together.
Also her ability to fit into my jacket is a must.
any editors here requesting an edit on this image to a more RWBY theme. Don't have have the adobe suite on my new laptop.
Your images of plebeian resolution are a disgrace.
>My face when I have to accept the fact that the best episodes of Vol.3 so far didn't have my girl of choice (Blake) in them and that any future ep with her in it is probably going to be shit because of the character the writers are trying to pair her with.
It's gonna either be the knight, the knight's sword or maybe the boarbatusk from Port's class because character development.
also summoning? I liked it better when it was called the patronus charm.
Those aren't outfits for love making, anon.
>Last day of the Vytal Festival
>RWBY wants you to hang with them
>They're dressed in kimono
>Yang teases you and asks you who you think is the cutest
>This will never happen to us
Also why seppuku is an option if you are lusting after Japanese finger painting caricatures.
I'm just jesting
Wasn't there a greentext fic about this pic? I remember it being about getting stuck out in the rain with Pyrrha under an awning or something and making conversation. I could be mistaken though.
Either way, another idea just got added to my to-write list.
White is seen as an absence of things as well. You see white voids as much as black voids. You're right about English being dumb though. It's the language that follows other languages at night, waits until they head down an alley, and then mug them, stealing their words.
And a greentext because why the hell not
So, guys, I've been writing lately as a stress relief,
and I have some Qrow at bar telling a big story about his life after graduation and Ruby's life. Inb4 you crucify me I won't really stick to the canon, cause i don't fucking like canon, but anyways, anybody want?
Bumblebee da best.
There was an actual color. Now we gotta do the jumps to get to something evocative of a color?
I know we can use our brains, but that's no excuse when there's an obvious solution staring at you in the face.
Well, here goes beginning
>My name is Qrow Branwen
>I'm not really the one for introductions, but it might be neccesary this time. You might have heard of me
>I'm also not sure how much do you already know, so I'll try to tell everything
>All this splendid pile of shit started when, after our graduation, life was going surprisingly well for a surprisingly long amount of time
>I was finally with Summer, after years of dicking around and getting hammered
>Raven was expecting, and Taiyang literally glowed, never happier than back then
>So when she dissapeared into the night, just days after giving birth, he was completly devastated
>Holding for his life on little Yang, tried to keep himself together, without much succes
>Summer, always the soft one, day after day holding back tears, taught him how to take care of his daughter
>I know I shouldn't have left her in these hard times, but I wasn't in the right state of mind
>I don't like to talk about it
>I just tried to find my sister, and not kill everyone on the way
>Our last 'conversation' was a fight about me holding her back
>Before getting pregnant, she would often get big solo jobs, probably to stroke her enormous ego
>Actually, Summer did that too. While i also like the thrill of being on my own, i don't like idiocy
>Just before Yangs birth, I tried to pesuade her that now, with her own family, these missions are too risky
>I got a big talk about her being able to handle everything, and not needing any backup
>Guess the ungrateful bitch forgot who took care of her when mommy and daddy finally went to hell
>As I found out, that wasn't the right thing to say
The Qrow is Ruby's dad thing is just so fucking cliche. I think it'd be worse if the people who propose the theory were actually serious instead of just shitposters.
Although honestly I don't know the general's stand on it.
>Jaune and Ruby named the leaders were plot points
>Weiss' bitching about not being the leader was a plot point
>Winter refers to Ruby as the leader Weiss told her about
This isn't anything new.
Here's a cool picture of Casey cosplaying as Weiss.
I swear I didn't pick Sun that much.
I'd kill for a Roman plushie that comes with a button that plays catchphrases when you press it.
>I was always a slippery fucker, and back then I made an art out of it
>Summer couldn't find me, but it was better that way
>I didn't want her seeing me like this
>A long time ago, after parents and before beacon, I made some connections to underground
>I used them then, trying to pick up any little whisper, anything concerning Raven
>Literally chasing shadows
>I often checked on my friends, but finally showed myself nearly year after all that mess
>All this time, Summer was helping Taiyang with his daughter
>Well, whiskey was always the one destined for me
>I've never hated Taiyang
>Of course, I've 'hated' him, at the begining
>Happy annoying little shit, with his happy life and happy smiles
>I've never found a better friend
>I wish he'd get his happy life back
>Ruby Rose was seven when her mother died
>I've met her several times, among them the one with angry beowolves
>My brother held on admirably for another year, before finally completly falling apart
>Yang was already starting school by then, and getting her to live in the dorms wasn't hard
>They weren't far, so that way she could still see her dad everyday, while giving him some time to recover
>She was big and mature enough to mostly take care of herself, with ocassional help from teachers or me
>Ruby was not
>I guess I've never really had a chance
I wanna marry this Penny.
How pissed would Ruby's family be at you
if you got her killed?
Here, have some happy to balance that out.
Oh, sorry, I meant to post this one.
Hm, I'm not very good at this, am I?
I don't think they actually have to be things they defeated. Otherwise its kinda illogical to be able to summon the weapon, I mean when exactly do you beat a weapon? And also that would mean Winter killed a shitload of birds.
It probably just means its best not to summon something too much stronger than yourself because it could cause problems, or that a defeated enemy can be understood more.
>Schnees can summon enemies they have defeated
Papa Schnee's Genryuusai confirmed?
Sorry, it's fun.
Too bad, I really liked that one.
Winter said "Think of your fallen foes, the ones that forced you to push past who you were and become who you are now. Think of them and watch as they come to your side."
So Winter is certainly saying Weiss should be summoning things she has defeated. I think it *only* being things they've defeated is implied in that, but it wasn't concretely stated.
>Schnees are known for their controversial slave labours
>When the slaves die from overworking themselves, they're
raised from the dead by Papa Schnee
Now they will work without ever needing to eat or sleep
The thing that surprises me is that Schnees were basically established as a family of
necromancersand nobody is freaking out about it.
After this fight, my heart has set it's course.
Mercury is just... SOOOO COOL! <3 <3 <3
>The White Fang's collective faces when Papa Schnee summons thousands of their dead comrades to fight against them
How do I not have a single angry reaction image.
On one hand it shows that Merc and Emerald are far more powerful than most students. On the other hand, they took out two second years who have already been established to be really strong.
So, what'd you guys think?
Best fight this volume so far?
SCARLET'S JACKET IS GONE.
THE STADIUM CLEAN UP CREW TOOK IT FROM HIM AFTER HE GET KNOCKED OUT.
You gotta make sure Joel isn't dissapointed with something first
Oh I sure am