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Name reasons why you hate the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies?

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Me: Theodore is singing "I Like Big Butts" in the trailer for the 4th movie...
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I sometimes sit and wonder who the 'people' are that watch them-- like, they make money, a lot of money. who are these raving nostalgia furries who demanded an alvin and the chipmunks reboot? why now? what does anybody have to gain from this?
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There's a fourth movie?
....There was a third movie after the squeakquel?!?!

Uh, I guess I just don't like chipmunks.
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Can I instead name reasons for why I like the 2015 television series?
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Well it's opening the same day as Star Wars.
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>>77791637

What the. They look really humanish in this one.
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>>77791578
The chipmunks are... chipmunk sized

Instead of the size of simply children-sized.

There's also the fact that the jokes are pretty poor and the music doesn't feel like something I'd really hear from Chipmunks.
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The old chimpmunk movies had beautiful animation like the werewolf one
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>>77791794
Just like the 80s series produced by the same people.
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I've always hated the Chipmunks. It was an awful, obnoxious gimmick in the 50s and it still is today.
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>>77791578
And the movie ones looking like rapist continues. GET MUNKED
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>>77791578

the chipmunks are racist.

Would anyone care if they where human? Not for long, because they are rodents people think its a nice enough gimmick to keep watching them, but if they where human they would have been forgotten long ago
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Someone on the staff has a thing for Dave, Yes or Yes?
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>>77792633
No wonder the chipettes are always after his dick.
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>>77792905
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>>77791578
Because helium voices got dumb as I got older.
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>>77791578
Fuck it, senpai. I'm gonna make a pornographic parody comic of the 80s chipmunks.
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>>77794652
Talk is cheap
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>>77791633
>what does anybody have to gain from this?
Brand recognition. Higher-ups don't want to commit to new IPs, so they try to reinvent things people are vaguely aware of in the hopes that they'll be curious enough to watch it/ bring their kids.

That's just one of probably dozens of explanations, though.
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