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Last thread was a bit... chaotic. Let's get things going! Is argonian dude gonna wear women's clothing? Is Dodger gonna get the info she needs for her story?
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>>77782539
and will there continue to be conveniently placed furniture keeping the comic in PG territory?
Prediction:
yes
no
yes
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>>77782635
Maybe all argonians have some sort of genital slit.
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>>77782811
Fuck you for both of those things
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>>77782539
i saw a prequel ad on e621
i dont know what to feel about this
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>>77782811
the edits were pretty hilarious, gotta admit.
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I've been reading poppy and endtown an been hearing about prequel...

What's it about? Is it good? Does the creator pander to fetishes in this?
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>>77783175
kaz is keeping his foot in the door, just in case
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>>77783192
creator's a bit of a dick when it comes to fan fetishes. Also he never updates and spends far more time fucking around with drama.
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>>77783192

yes

yes

yes
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>>77783192
it's great just don't read it all at once. The comic is presented through many different formats and will knock your socks off with fanciness at times.

It's about a sad penniless alcoholic cat person sloot who wants to not be a sad penniless alcoholic sloot but fate takes a shit whenever she tried to better herself. It's gr8 m8.

Also, that's the funny thing. The comic in incredibly tame in sexual content and the author avoids it like the plague except when it directly pertains to the main character having a shitty life.
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>>77783529
What could possibly go wrong! I mean lots of young people are slicing their tongues down the center, so it must be similarly normal, popular and safe!
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Daily reminder that in pic related, Katia is back-handing the soul of a dead puppy that's just trying be a good dog.
Daily reminder that Katia deserves to stay at rock bottom.
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>>77784280
Reminder that she let it free, whatever that means.
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>>77784320
likely doomed to a worse existence...
does TES lore say anything about the afterlife?
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>>77784462
Reincarnation, right? Puppy's better off.
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>>77784462
Dog is in the possession of the masters. Who are assholes
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>>77783175
If Ian McConville approves... https://twitter.com/ThreePanelSoul/status/633189604011589632
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Ahh I fondly remember this part of the story... Everything was simpler back then. Things happened. It was the golden age.
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>>77784894
I can't get that site link to load for some reason.
>Ian McConville
Now THAT'S a blast from the past, I remember googling Morrowind mods and finding his moogle and then his comic. Beena very long time since then.
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Dodger's going to have to go nude for the rest of the comic.
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>>77786138
>tells her parents she's gonna go out to do research for her book
>comes back naked, cold, crying, few notes at all in her notebook

the real world is an unforgiving place
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>>77789104
velvety.... firm.... rippling....... twitching.... undulating....
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can ya'll fucking stop
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>>77789954

no
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>>77789974
well have fun with your deleted thread then
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>>77789954
Not all of us hate fun, anon.
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>>77789916
I was borrowing some ideas from another webcomic, to be honest.
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>>77790008
That's alright; still entertaining.

BTW, what webcomic are you referring to? I'm bored and need a good read.
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>>77789983
we will
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>/trash/

welp
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>>77783192
How about you read it and find out for yourself instead of asking to be spoonfed?
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>>77793271
Dude.

Dude, seriously.
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>>77782539
and bellyrubs!
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Is it just me or is the site kill?
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>>77794059
death by bellyrubs
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ded thred
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>“As someone who has crisscrossed the heartland extensively, trust me when I say that humans do not care. As long you’re wearing some article of clothing, they’ll see a giant crocodile in clothes and it’s all the same to-"
Aww damn, floppy argonian dongs are off the list.
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>>77795409
>Quill is like "Wait, I don't have to wear pants?"
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>“-you’ll still need to strip pants off a dead body, unless-”

god fucking dammit, QW was about to offer to TAKE HER PANTS OFF NIGGA, DONT CUT HER OFF
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>>77795498
>wearing pants taken from a teenage girl
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>>77795524
you think these fuckers have any type of pants besides "vaguely leg shaped burlap scraps"
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>>77795545
vaguely leg shaped burlap scraps for girls?
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>>77795619
to be fair, qw is dressed pretty tomboy-ish here too
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>>77795545
>>77795619
Clearly the foot wraps are to tie up the adult-sized pants.
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>>77795649
probs
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So this is the end then
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>>77796452
If it's gonna die anon, let it die.

Like the glorious phoenix it will rise again, when we actually have something to talk about other than bellyrubs
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>>77796522
still mad that no one drew bellyrubs
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>>77796537
no one cares about epic gets anymore... The good old days are long behind us. The future is cold and miserable.
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>>77792601
b-but anon, they threatened to revoke our marriage license!
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>>77796584
I'm sad. Sad about Mad Gets
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>>77796584
It was the worst get ever though desu senpai desu
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>>77795409
That's not how I read it.
What he's saying is that the imperials are so goddamn racist that they won't even notice the argonian dongs, no matter how wildly they flop about.
All they see is a giant crocodile in clothes. Walking on its back legs, and wearing a little jacket, like one of those organ grinder monkeys. The lack of pants just doesn't register.
It's like when you see a dog in a coat. You don't care whether or not it has pants as well.
Or wouldn't, if you weren't such a fucking furry.
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>>77796749
A get is a get. The magnitude of it should speak for itself. Fate chose that anon to get that get. What sort of sub-human trash are we to not honor that? The rng gods have spoken! Bellyrubs for the bellyrubs throne! Alas, their commands fell on deaf ears.
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>>77796755
So you're saying that if anthropomorphic talking dogs were a commonality, no one would care if they just let it all hang out?
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>>77796828

It doesn't need to induce any more greatness than the glorious accomplishment of cockblocking [s4s] memesters with khajiit lust.
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>>77796870
I'm saying that that's what the argonian is saying.

That's how it worked back in Morrowind, when it was still possible for player characters to wear a shirt without pants. As long as you had a clothing item, it didn't have to actually cover anything.
I'm not sure yet if this is Prequel canon, but it's definitely Elder Scrolls canon.
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>>77796537
it's my first time drawing katia so it's not so good, but belly rubs have been drawn!
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>>77797039
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>>77797039
No tail.
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>>77791062
Real amateurish one from the Hows Your Webcomics thread called Belonging to Nobody. Art's not good but there's a QT lizard girl.
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>>77796755
Crocodiles don't have dongs or balls or any external genitalia. Why are you inclined to think that Argonians would if prisoner-guy is making a direct comparison between his species and crocodiles? Why are you standing by an interpretation of what he said that indicates the lizards have floppy dongs? Do you... want them to have external genitalia? That's pretty fucked up, anon.
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>>77797254
Crocidiles don't walk on two legs, have arms, opposable thumbs, or speak English.

Argonians, being anthropomorphic, are as much human as they are lizard.
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>>77796755
Welp, I'll be drawing him going bottomless, just in case.
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>>77796755
>giant crocodile
>giant
I wouldn't call a 6' crocodile "giant".
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>>77797233
"fuck you" guy from Billy Herrington
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>>77797233
He's reaching for his dagger.

The thread starts with the panel that's AFTER this one.
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>>77797385
Actually never mind I thought you said "could" but you actually said "should".
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>>77797233
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>>77797283
Humans don't have scales, claws, eyes with slit pupils, reptile heads, tails, or a fundamental link to a race of ancient, alien-minded trees capable of altering the physiology of their lizard thralls to whatever the hell they feel like. Argonian males don't need to have dongs, just as Argonian females don't actually have breasts. Why do you want them to have human penises?
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>>77797450
>Humans don't have a fundamental link to a race of ancient, alien-minded trees
[citation needed]

>>77797357
The dick joke here is so obvious that I'm guessing you set it up on purpose.
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>>77797405
haha nice!
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>>77797090
aw piss
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>>77797574
good job anon, this is nice.
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>>77797574
Pretty cute!
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>>77797574
I am pleased.
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posting bellyrubs
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>>77798743
spoiler dat shit mane
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>>77798982
3lewd and 3spooky54chan
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>>77798437

holy fuck man
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>>77799029
0spooky2me
>>77799066
what did your eyes see anon?
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>>77799231
A healthy argonian dick. Free to flop around as it pleases, unconstrained by the social shackles of pants.
Also a really nice jacket.
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> Also, we're reptiles.
Damn you, Kazerad.... Damn you!!!
Everything is in ruins now!
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>>77799409
KAZ YOU WHORE
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>>77799409
Well now I know why I rushed that drawing before my dreams were crushed FOREVER.
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>>77799409
I am not pleased by this turn of events! It was all a plot, a clever plot to dangle floppy argonian dongs right in front of our noses only to yank them away at the last moment. Kaz you cad!
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>>77799364
Did you perchance happen to save it, anon?
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>>77799557
It was a link to /trash/, and even that got deleted. Well fuck you janitors, here it is again >>>/trash/350037
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Dodger's expression:
"Wow so... then why do I have a vagina?"
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>>77799618
Thanks anon! That is indeed a really nice jacket.
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>>77799618
To be fair, I deleted it myself, before the janitors could get to it; knowing that someone would see regardless.
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>>77799409
>>77799532
>>77799503

Come on you guys, I did the exact same "also, a reptile" censorship thing at the beginning. You were well warned.
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>>77799669
Don't you ruin this for me, I'm enjoying shaking my fist at the janitor cloud.
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>>77799702
there you are you fucker, do you realize what you missed yesterday
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>>77799066
link? I didn't see!
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>>77799803
The archive, doofus.
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>>77799803
Come on man, it's not hard. >>77799618
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>>77799702
WE DEMAND LIZARD COCKS
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>>77799729
What did i miss?
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>>77799940
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>>77799940
The >>77777777 was in the previous thread.
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>>77799940

http://desustorage.org/co/thread/77757287/#77777777
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>>77799702
No wonder QW's a lesbian. She's seems incredibly confused about the anatomy of her species and the concept of indecent exposure. The comparison of Human men to Argonian men and Human women to Argonian women makes Human men stand out as alien and scary, which also lends to making Argonian men seem like a useless extension to the concept of gender.

This is now my headcanon.
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>>77784672
>>77784462
>>77784697

I know that if you were BLACK soul gemmed, your soul goes to the Soul Cairn, which is pretty shitty, and belongs to the Ideal Masters, who are dicks. But I don't know if it happens with regular soul gems.
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>>77799409
that fucking delivery
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still not enough belly rubs in here
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>>77799981

This is compounded by the fact that, in a few TES materials, it seems implied that argonians can change sex at certain points in their lives.
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>>77799618
hey that egglaying pic's in that thread too.
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>>77800069
Oh shit yup. No. 344747
Like that the artist kept on the footwraps.
Very nice. I rate 8/7
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>>77800146
>No. 344747
Why not >>>/trash/344747 ?

Do you fear the mods that much?
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I can't say I didn't see that coming.
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>>77800519
i remember the war
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>>77799630
>>77799981
it's completely unnecessary to apply human conceptions of gender and genitalia to creatures that have been perfectly fine with their cloacae for many millennia
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>>77800519
...nunc?
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>>77800700
i knew i recognized that face shape from somewhere.
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>>77800695
Except Dodger admits to do it herself.
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>>77800695
Dodger is obviously very confused about her cloaca.
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>>77800820
she also recognises it as a slightly embarrassing mistake
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>>77801152
10 bucks and I'll draw you that.
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>>77799982
you cannot capture the souls of manmeri without a black soul gem.
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>>77801252
can you do bellyrubs?
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>>77801648
I sure can.
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>>77799409
You played us like fiddles Kaz!
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I'd probably be up for some prequel-related requests if you guys want, you have lower standards than other places which is nice.
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It is Kaz's obligation to draw the belly rubs now, to appease the get gods his webcomic awoke.
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>>77802831
Sure, how about Katia doing some sort of really complicated yo-yo trick, and then fucking it up really badly.
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>>77802863

It results in something like that scene with the cables in ghost ship.
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>>77802831
BELLY
RUBS
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>>77803053
Holy shit dude, not that badly.
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>>77803151

Then something like the dentist scene in Final Destination.
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>>77803202
Okay, that's a bit better. Only a bit.
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>>77799409
>>77799441
>>77799503
>>77799532
>>77801875
maybe you shouldn't be such pathetically desperate pervert furries slavering for images of lizardman dicks in a SFW fanfiction webcomic

disgusting arrangement wherein hilariously lewd-obsessed furries are dripfed their bonerfuel by a content creator that clearly recognises them for the subhuman resource they are, fit only to be exploited so that he can continue supporting his passion for platonic and untainted depictions of aesthetically perfect, supple-scaled reptilian dreamboats unmarred by filthy mammalian features like dicks and nipples
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>>77803403
>being this jelly
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Remember when Kazerad was almost done with the flash? Many a month has passed since that day.
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>>77803403
>aesthetically perfect, supple-scaled reptilian dreamboats unmarred by filthy mammalian features like dicks and nipples

finally someone in here with good taste
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>>77803403
Thats.... kinda hot!
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>>77803677
i'm enlightened
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>>77799618
Do you have a place where I can see more of your art?
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>>77803403

>Argonians
>actual reptiles
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>>77803403
Come anon. Cast of your dick and join us.
Know what it is like to be free.
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>>77803986
i refuse, degenerate

lizard people are works of art to be admired and cherished, barren of the taint of lust, and I will castrate any dirty ape that says otherwise
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>>77803677
Oh... My god!
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>>77803540
Kaz is a nice guy, but he likes leading his readers on for laughs
We'll propably get the flash when the funding time limit is nearly up
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>>77803677
Chmarr! How could you!
I think it's hot too
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>>77801623
I think he means what happens to lesser souls after being soul gemmed.
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>>77804299
I'm bugging Kaz about it every time I see him online, because it's delaying the next project too.
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>>77799409
Argonians have dicks you hack! Dicks!

There's no reason for them to be internal hemipenises either, just two regular humanoid dongs due to hist sap transforming them into a hybrid of the two! Kaz you fraud!
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>>77805700
Where does it say they have double dicks?
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>>77805700
they aren't hybrids. there is not a trace of human or mer blood in argonians. they are arcano-genetically mutated swamp reptiles
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>>77805819
Argonians are made to be more humanoid based off of the hist sap they injest. True, they are basically trees and not lizards, but they share lizard traits and thus it would make sense that a race that has both shark and reptile features would have two penises, like sharks & reptiles.

Besides, why else would they be the most sexualized race if they weren't the best equipped for it? The argonians have always been at the butt end of the "lewdest race" joke, so naturally it would make sense.

Then again you could argue that the argonian bard refers to his "flute" as a singular term, but flutes are external anon, you don't shove the entire flute up your ass and toot it that way. Or you do, you weirdo.
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>>77803403
>mammalian features like dicks
Reptiles have dicks, you mandarin.
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>>77805800
Nowhere because Bethesda are a bunch of cowards who censored Khajiit barby penis funtimes with the biggest slut in Tamriel because "OH NO THE CHILDREN"
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>>77805819
That were designed to fit in with human/mer society and protect Hist interest. I'd argue that, since fucking is generally considered the closest form of intimacy, the hist would want to create something to facilitate that in their emissaries.
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>>77805907
>>77806279
Both extremely convincing arguments!
My faith is restored.
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>>77805907
>Besides, why else would they be the most sexualized race if they weren't the best equipped for it? The argonians have always been at the butt end of the "lewdest race" joke, so naturally it would make sense.

because of an ironic running joke?
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The lack of bellyrubs is disturbing.
Also why should bellyrubs be limited to Katia? Or Khajiit for that matter? Does no one have the guts to draw Weedum Ja or QW receiving bellyrubs?
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>>77807046

No one likes rubbing moist leather purses
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>>77807215
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>>77803403
>sides
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>>77802863
I will finish this in a couple of days, for now here's an animatic.
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>>77807666
Oh sweet! I was just expecting a doodle or two, but this is great! Can't wait to see the final product, take your time.
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>>77807666
Nice trips.
Good animation, too
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>>77807215
speak for yourself
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>>77808441
I would rub the fuck out of Enchantmen's belly.
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>>77807666
666 hail satan
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>>77810276
>>77810287
Fuckin' hell that got me good.
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>>77810287
Holy shit. 10/10. Kaz take notes.
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>>77810287
>2 fingers
noice
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>>>/trash/350037
uncanny...
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>>77810287

Seriously kaz anon's right, he bested you
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>>77811499
Something about this makes me want to start singing Thriller.
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>>77812357
>kaz
Talking about Kaz ... Hey Kazerad! ETA on flash?
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how much of this side story is left?
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>>77812442
about five thousand dollars worth
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>>77810287
Would love to see an edit where Dodger moves up and shakes his gloved 'hand'.
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>>77812442
12%
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>>77812534
>>77812648
Okay so it's effectively over. Nothing seems to be building up to anything at this point. I guess it's just gonna be a few panels of dialog and then Dodger goes home and cries into a pillow because nothing about her or anyone else in her species is worthy of censoring.
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>>77812767
Except for spicy Argonian curse words.
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one more
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>>77812986
SWISH SWOOSH
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>>77812986
This trick has surely gotta be worth at least a few free beers.
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>>77799702
No. The Hist made argonians for manmeri sexy times, they have boobs and vaginas and dicks.
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>>77812986
I can't breathe.
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>>77813076
Sorry nothing. No fun allowed. Argonians have no orifices below the neck. So says the fun police.
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>This, of course, amused the Madgod to no end, and so he allowed the marriage of Csaran to Sheen-in-Glade, daughter of an Argonian midwife who believed that the mortal sphere would afford her daughter nothing but hatred and oppression.

>Sheen-in-Glade was as excellent a Countess to Csaran as any in the Isles could ask for, wanting nothing but to bring pride and honor to her adopted house and Court. For years her mind was untouched, even living as she did in the heart of Dementia. Alas, none may reside too long in the Isles without the blessing of Lord Sheogorath, and so Sheen-in-Glade was finally pushed to the brink by the infidelity of her Husband, the Count.

>Csaran was obsessively nepotistic, and distrustful of anyone with whom he shared no blood relation including his bride. Though Sheen-in-Glade bore a son by the Count (who disappeared from the Isles in his twentieth year), it is known that the two shared their bed with decreasing frequency as Csaran's paranoia grew, and he found himself in the arms of his birth-sister Nweala, who bore of their incestuous affair the heir apparent, Cesrien. There are those of us who remember personally the reign of Cesrien, and his contribution to the fall of Vitharn.

Sheogorath lets this guy get an Argonian cutie, uses the power of the Shivering Isles to allow her to conceive a child with him, and he blows it by fucking his sister.

God damn it.
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I don't know why but the fact that some things like the argonian man's tail being so fluid but everyone's mouths having 2 frames of talking is really jarring.
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>>77805907
>>77806279
Applying real world logic to TES stuff isn't a very bright idea.
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>>77807448
someone crop it so it's just dodger.
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>>77813426
Wow he doesn't deserve her. Poor Sheen-in-Glade.
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>>77813513
Yeah someone crop it so she's just alone in a dark void crying.
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>>77813513
>>77813864
Here ya go.
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>>77813962
hello new reaction gif
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>>77814196
Gimme like 5 minutes and I can make the eternal black void instead. And it'll have a tail.
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>>77814224
make it transparent instead maybe? that would be way more exploitable
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>>77813513
>>77813864
>>77813962
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>>77814248
I'll try, no guarantees. Transparent gifs like being dumb to me.
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>>77814273
Thank you very much! You are a gentleman and a scholar!

making a cat cry << making a lizard cry
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>>77813486
It's based off of Buddhism, so there are real world logical things going on. Besides, real world logic works for the rest of the genitals in the series too. Humans have single dicks, elves have single dicks, Khajiit have cat penises, I fail to see why lizardmen wouldn't have lizard dicks. I think the amount of connections is enough to carry the twin dick hemipenises theory.
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>>77814587
not all lizards are double dicked, crocs/gators for example
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>>77814587


>buddhism
>logic

its literally sugarcoated nihilism
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>>77814639
Yes but argonians are a sort of mix between generic lizards and generic fish. They aren't so much crocodile as they are beared lizard / snake / fantasy lizard race.

Crocodiles also don't have fins in their heads, and their snouts are far larger than what the argonians have.

Also they're humanoid, so I'm guessing that's why their dick slits aren't in their tails. Not all argonians have tails, after all.
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>>77814274
>>77814224
Well I saw this anon did black void, so here's transparent.
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>>77814587
>khajiit have cat penises

citation needed
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>>77814778

That's from the unredacted version of The Real Berenziah.
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>>77814778
As the anon below you mentioned, it's straight up said Khajiit have thorny dicks.

If I remember what he said right, Kaz did research into this OF FUCKING COURSE and apparently the more catlike the Khajiit is, the thornier it is. Ohmes are basically human while Senche are packing a cactus
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>>77814834
This passage has been censored by order of the Temple.
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>>77814743
Thank you! Adding this to my sad lizard collection now!
Wow this has been a great thread for new shit.
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>>77814902
A female Ohmes - male Senche relationship would be really awkward...
Then again that would basically be bestiality on the Ohmes' part.
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>>77816587
Not exactly, from all the lore senche are still just as sapient as humans/more human-like khajiit. Bestiality is sex with an animal, but what is and isn't an animal is harder to define in a fantasy setting.
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>>77816653

I don't think I have it saved, but /tg/ has an infographic for that.
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>>77816993
If someone could find that and repost it that'd be gr8.
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>>77816653
Having sex with anything but Altmeri is basically bestiality, senpai
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>>77817019

Found it.
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>>77817315
good cuz... i would fuck that
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>>77817378
No you wouldn't.

You'd pass it by, never talk to it, stay at home shitposting online about how you never hit it.
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>>77817397
Harsh but true!
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>>77817397
sh-shut up ;-;
you leave my fantasies alone
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>>77814902
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_spines
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>>77814728

Yeah but that still doesn't arbitrarily gives them a snake trait.

The closest real world creature to them is alligators so they should have gator junk.
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>>77814728
>>77818038
I don't see why they wouldn't have both kinds since the Hist trees are magic ain't gotta explain shit.
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>>77818038
Anon, they're generic lizard people. They're not based off of crocodiles or any singular type of lizard, and if you want an example of what crocodile based life would look like, look at the Daedroth. There's a massive difference.
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>>77805183
exact same thing
that one dude's horse got sent to soul cairn
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>>77818329
I think it's implied that the soul cairn is exclusively for black soul gems. The fact that the horse is there is probably a red herring considering you can put a smaller soul in a black soul gem.
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>>77813471
>I don't know why but the fact that some things like the argonian man's tail being so fluid but everyone's mouths having 2 frames of talking is really jarring.

The problem is that going any higher will make their lips readable. Even a smoother open-and-close will come across as singing the old batman theme (nananananananana) or making machine gun noises (papapapapa), depending how it is animated. The two-frame open-and-close is a sort of visual shorthand for "they're talking" that can't be interpreted as anything specific. Same with the little up-and-down bob I use for "they're walking".

The only instances where I do more detailed mouth animation are when it's actually meant to go with voiced dialogue (Katia singing early in the comic, Akatosh in Precede).
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>>77818329
If all white souls got the same treatment, the Cairn should be completely flooded with rats. You probably couldn't even find any human or mer souls in there, since very few enchanters use them.
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Seriously, though, why are so many people in these threads obsessed with dicks?
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>>77819613
it's /co/
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>>77819613
I'm not obsessed with dicks. I'm obsessed with cute argonians. The dicks are icing.
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>>77818476
On that note, would that have worked during that rant? It felt weird to have huge tracts of text with the same panel
...but then again, having it change constantly would be a huge distraction from actually reading and the update would never come
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>>77819727
On that note; someone much more talented than I should add the actual words to the animation some faggot made of the rant sequence. Kind of like a Disney karaoke thing, with the words scrolling underneath as the animation plays out.
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>>77814587
Because they're mutated tree-spawn engineered and shaped by an exta-existential alien hivemind who operate in ways entirely alien to everyone else in Mundus, not D&D lizardmen.
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>>77820674
That lore's retarded.

D&D lizardmen is better, and that's the canon I'll pick.
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>>77820695
i disagree
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>>77820750
No, I think he *will* pick that canon, unless you can actually control his mind.
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>>77820695
But that's not canon.
Unless you CHIM and retcon it á la Talos.
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>>77816653
>>77816587
Ohmes can't let those Suthay bitches show them up.
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>>77820787
I refuse to accept your implication that I can't control minds.
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When do you think QW/Dodger first found out about her sexual orientation?
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>>77821978
she also seems to specifically like human woman
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>>77822040
She seems to only just be realizing how much she likes humans in general.
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>>77819613
Because I like dicks and cannot lie?
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>>77819692
>The dicks are icing
i c what u did there
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>>77818021
I am well aware, anon
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>>77822207
Are you telling me you didn't know you were straight until puberty?

Because I knew long before.
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>>77821978
Well seeing as there's nothing about her species that lewd enough to censor, I say she's still very confused about her sexuality and her interest in human women is probably the result of wanting a middle ground between intimidating sexually aggressive human males and bland sexually ambiguous Argonians.
Her cloaca isn't sure what it wants.
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>>77823457
IT DOESN'T COUNT
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>>77822207
I dunno man.
I'm pretty sure my lust for cock was more of an acquired taste than anything.
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>>77823457
This is actually really fucking cool. But first, let me clarify exactly what I meant;

I don't know about you, but until I was about ten I was not attracted to members of the opposite sex. So until then, I was not "straight"; I was basically asexual. All prepubescents are. However, the whole concept of gay people literally never occurred to me; it blew my mind when I first heard about it, because it was just something I'd never even considered. So I suppose I was straight.

But here's the cool bit; you know how I said I knew I was into BDSM? Well, like every other small boy, I could get erections (this is something shitty fanfic writers tend to ignore; no kid is going to be surprised by an erection, we get them from early childhood). I used to look at people being tortured (not in real life, obviously; diagrams and the like) in order to get hard. But I also remember -- *well* before I had heard of any notion of sex, girls, or anything remotely relevant to what I did next -- searching for "naked girls". This was just something I got the idea out of nowhere for. Obviously nothing came up, because my dad was working with the internet before Gibson had written Neuromancer.

I must have been about six?
>>77823704
Probably not. As has been pointed out before, most people are bisexual to one extent or other.
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Kaz bestowed us with sauce on the caged lizards!
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>>77823895
Wha? where you get dat
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>>77823950
don't you see? this guy is kaz >>77823895 , he bring us original content from the comic. don't let him go, break his legs!
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>>77823950
Kaz sent it to me in a love letter.
Nah jk he just posted it in the discus board below the comic.
Lookit the lil enchantmen!! He could use a bellyrub after that traumatic experience.
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>>77824107
It was at this point that Enchantmen started huffing magetallow candle fumes.
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Hey Kaz, could you make a version of the tapestry pack that includes the playing cards? I really want to get the cards too!
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>>77824387
You can buy them separately, I think.
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>>77824467
Surely kazerad saw that this would happen if he published these. I'll take that as tacit permission to make my enchantmen/bartender hentai
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>>77824467
>>77824501
But this argonian is clearly far too young to have a dong worthy of its name.
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>>77824467
He hasn't had hist sap on his naming day yet, he has no lizard dick.
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>>77820674
I fail to see why that is any reason for them not to have penises.
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>>77820362
>the animation some faggot made of the rant sequence
Link please?
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>>77825151
They have penises, they are just not hanging out in the open
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>>77825151
Never said they didn't have cocks.
I'm just telling you that trying to deduce how Argonian junk looks and behaves by using real world reptiles as a reference is dumb as all hell.
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>>77820695
well that's wrong
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>>77825548
All I'm saying is that despite what the lore tells you, I'd bet real money to guess that they're based off of random generic lizardmen / dragonborn from D&D because they're all in love with it, and based the entire series off of it.

There's a layer of humanoid and non-humanoid that has to be taken into account as well, such as is it inside or out, on the tail or groin, one or two? I will prove my theory about argonian dicks, one I clearly have not gone too far into and clearly have not passed the line I should have stopped, and none of you can stop me.

Or maybe they have branches stapled to their groin, who knows. They are trees after all.
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>>77824467
Come on guys, enchantmen is like 8 here. At least go for some of the real opportunities I'm offering you.

No, don't put this on the fanart page.

>>77824387
>Hey Kaz, could you make a version of the tapestry pack that includes the playing cards? I really want to get the cards too!

If you want them both, you can get both the Candy Lizard Pack and the Tapestry Pack separate! It would only cost $60, which is as much as the tee+tap pack.

The reason I sell a combined tee+tap pack and no other combinations is because that represents, like, the absolute maximum of what can be sent as a Flat rather than a Parcel. If you keep things thin and flexible they can be sent as Flats, which cost significantly less to mail. The moment you have something rigid or thick (like a deck of cards), though, it needs to be sent as a Parcel.
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Keeping Argonians SFW is best for the story and the sanity of everyone that isn't obsessed with furry porn.
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>>77825763
>because they're all in love with it, and based the entire series off of it

You stupid fucking faggot.
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>>77825882
>isn't obsessed with furry porn.
>Still reading Prequel
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>>77825862
>Enchantmom
God bless you Kaz.
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>>77825882

The glove joke was better.
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>>77825763
The thing is that even if there was a real world reference at some point it has been pushed through the drug-coffin.
At this point it is wholly unknown where things started off and where they ended up.
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>>77825862
A-are you saying we should be drawing dicks on Enchantmom instead?
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>>77825931
Hey, I read Prequel and I'm not into furry porn. Only fully normal humans for me please.
Nah is best girl.
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>>77825972
Can't they be IN Enchantmom? Would that too much to ask?
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>>77825862
Needs more Dwemer prosthetic.
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>>77825928
Despite the fact that Todd Howard has straight up confirmed they were all huge D&D nerds and made Arena when they wanted to make a D&D type game?

You know, the series with D&D combat until Oblivion, in a D&D world, with lore that came from the cocaine fueled fantasy of a madman / god?

You haven't even given me proof to your argument, and I've showered you in reference for mine. Give me sources and facts, or deny your argument had any legitimacy in the first place.

>>77825951
The hist's motives are the only unknowns, the actual bodies they inhabit, the argoninan argonians aren't exactly a secret. You could just strip one down and take a peek, it's not that hard.

>>77825862
I wish I could draw, but I can only make sfm porn.
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>>77826065
What I meant by that is that the people who wrote this shit were blitzed out of their minds.
Sure, they started somewhere, but good luck figuring that out.
Until we get some ramblings from a book ingame or MK the actual working of their junk remains a mystery.
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>>77825862
>No, don't put this on the fanart page.

>Using reverse psychology
>Current year
You can't make us post your lewds to your booru then claim innocence.

Also enchantmom is not for sexual and you should be ashamed. She is a pure shining beacon marred by a world of hate and violence. (but don't let that stop you from making more of this because we do expect to see more)
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>>77825862
I wonder if the Hist will make her grow a new arm.
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>>77826452
>enchantmom is not for sexual
I think it's a little too late for that, Anon.
Besides, Enchantmom is obviously for tender loving and friction burn-inducing tailjobs
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>>77825862

DRAW THE BELLY RUBS
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>>77826720
BELLYRUBS FOR THE RNG GODS. THEY DEMAND IT!

They have not been sated. They find our lack of faith disturbing.

They wish to see drawings of the following characters receiving bellyrubs and expressing appropriate reactions:
Quill-Weave (preferably Dodger)
Garug Gro-Upp
Bartender
Enchantmen
Rajirra
Weedum-Ja
Young Katia
Bonus: Nah

So far completed bellyrubs:
Katia
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>>77827088
And we could use more Katia belly rubs.
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>>77826304
I still think you're making it more complicated than it needs to be. The lizard/treepeople (not the hist itself) aren't the argonians, they're just a regular animal on the planet. The hist gives them argonian souls, and transforms them to be more humanoid. Even their least humanoid look resembles a kobold than an actual lizard, although they might remain under fantasy race rules, as the Naga subspecies probably has them in their tail.

We can mark off the dude in the comic as being between life-phases, but damn it Kaz you gotta blur something.
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>>77827156
Would love to see rajirra and katia giving each other a belly rub simultaneously
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>>77827505
it's like sixty-nining but cuter
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>>77827657
aw ye gurl
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>>77827657
So when does the left Katia jump up, wrap her legs around the other one's neck, and do a piledriver so powerful a dragonbreak occurs and the WWE forms not into the ring, but the wheel?
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>>77827657
Hey scrubs, draw Katia with a cute bug!
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>>77826035
As as the alleged dwarf in his crab-legged chair explained, most dwemer animunculi were made for very simple tasks, and commonly featured single-function tools instead of hands.
She wasn't very happy about the end result, but one does not complain to the Telvanni.
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>>77827786
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Argonian anatomy is so confusing. Do you think they fart?
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>>77828205
If the Hist wills it.
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>>77827958
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>>77828507
I can't really tell if the bugs are cute or not, but I'll take your word for it.
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>>77827088
I don't know how or when this became my niche, but I accept my fate.
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>>77828804
Is that Weedum-Ja behind him? Or some kind of rat-thing?
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>>77828804
Is that Weedum-Ja doing the rubbing?
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>>77828115
SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF
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oh hey scrublord is here
How about you update daily instead of twice every two days? It's pretty inconvinient to find where I left off. Just draw it an put it on your burner.
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>>77828804
Your "sacrifice" is noted and appreciated.
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>>77829013
While we're making suggestions, why isn't there a date on the pages? You can see the dates in the archive, but nothing on the posts themselves.
Fix your shit, man!
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>>77828804
You are a saint! An angel! The glowing light that makes the future bright!
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>>77828205
That's kinda hot.
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>>77828804
You don't post your art anywhere else do you?
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>>77829834
Spoiler doesn't protect you from mods, anon.
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>>77829834
Big ol' donger!
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>>77829886
huh. I don't post much, so lol, nevermind

guess that's why some people just use imgur links right
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>>77830002
Mods will ban people for imgur links these days too, even though they're in the rules.

Basically mods are fags and it doesn't matter what you do.
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>>77830036
Linking to trash seems to be a bit more fine, although probably still against the rules.
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>>77830036
>>77830049

ah

now i remember why i mostly lurk instead of bothering to post then
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>>77830002
It's okay, your contribution was great and was saved. Thank you.
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>>77828804
Nice bartender!

also, did you by any chance draw this picture?
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>>77830088
Thank you anon
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What got removed?
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>>77830289
Yeah, looks like one of mine.

>>77829760
Not this sort, nah. I'm bad at keeping any place updated, anyway.
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>>77829886
>>77829940
what was it?
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>>77830452
Can you refer me to the uncensored version? It's such a great image, but it has text over the relevant parts.
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>>77830082
Yeah, it's ironic. Moot wanted a place where contributors could post original content, that was his whole big thing. But he let his mods trample all over contributors and now all that's left are memesters and shitposters.

I guess that's why he sold it.
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>>77830661
A well endowed enchantment jr.
I dare say the endowment was greater than its owner!
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>>77830678
I too would like this.
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>>77830678
Apparently never saved it uncensored. I'll go hunt down the psd and post in /trash/
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>>77830902
much appreciated!
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>>77830902
2012! That's how old this shit is. I wanna say I've come a long way since then but, eh.
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>>77831660
You don't have a sig though, how can we find more of your work?
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>>77830902
link?
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>>77828115
WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH? ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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>>77832061
she must p a y
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>>77832061
... get the stepladder...
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So do all Argonians only see in black and white? Or is it just QW/PD?
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>>77832763
Pretty sure it's just QW.
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I got warned for posting my censor of the no-dick argonian, which is to say censoring nothing.

God bless you Jap Moot.
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>>77832917
I done got warned for posting the template you used. :3 Guess it was a unilateral decision on the who rigmarole. Sorry 'bout that, that's on me I guess.
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>>77833004
Don't worry about it anon, I still love you.
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>>77833587
Thanks. I'm ready to turn a new leaf and put an end to my life of crime and debauchery. Devote my life to the tasteful posting of safe-for-work bellyrubs.
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Anyone think Dodger's gonna get smashed on illicit substances before the story ends?
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When will we see Quill again on the main storyline?
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>>77835047
Absolutely.
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>Take as many drugs as you can carry! There’s probably like a million gold of crack there, enough for you to “fund your writing career” for years!

Kaz, please.
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>>77835132
Presumably a couple updates after the big flash update (which is currently set to be released by the end of the merch campaign). Pic related will help you calculate the rest.
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>>77835132
"Those two are the sweet spot, and beyond that it’s just iguanas"
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>>77833004
I got warned for making fun of the janitor's vore fetish.

Hey guys, the janitor's a vore fetishist.
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>>77835382
He's got excellent taste
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>>77835382
Really? I find that hard to swallow.
Seriously, it doesn't make a lick of sense how anyone could stomach such a fetish.
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>>77807046
>bellyrubs
This is Borkul the Beast. He's a minor character in Skyrim, a prisoner in Cidhna Mine. He's said to be "big, even for an orc", and works as a bodyguard to Madanach, the king of the Forsworn.
You can brawl with him, and because of how unarmed combat works in Skyrim, it's completely trivial for a first-level khajiit to beat him up. There's no dialogue option to make him your prison bitch, sadly.
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>>77835518
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>>77835518
Yes YES! Bellyrubs for all!
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>>77835419
>>77835472
I can't keep all these puns down
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>>77835419
>>77835472
>>77835771
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>>77835771
Man these puns are going to take a little time to digest
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This thread is being kept alive by puns... This is painful...
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>>77827490
So all Argonians are actually just possessing creatures' bodies whom already had living souls inhabiting them? Does this include those born from Argonians the normal flesh/blood way?

This is only going to inspire some people in the worst of ways.
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>>77837085
I know, we haven't even VORE PUN

webm unrelated
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>>77823895
>>77825862
So what's the story behind her disfigurements?
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>>77839052
her arm fell off and became lil' enchantmen
the rest is general wear and tear from the whole slavery gig
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>>77825862
>that tail motion
yikes
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>>77839586
See... you say yikes, but deep down a part of you wants to be that steel beam... in more ways than one.
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>>77839637
Yeah, cause if he was that steel beam he wouldn't have to worry about jet fuel
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>>77839637
I mean whether I'm that steel or not, that motion is going to be causing dangerous friction for everyone involved.
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>>77839659
which is exactly was enchantmom is: pure high octane jet fuel, ready to go off at the slightest touch of a spark and burn a hole through your heart. [confirmed for waifu material]
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>This is Dodger: Break the Law

Fucking really Kaz? I thought we didn't do this anymore
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>>77840172
What are you referring to?
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>>77840519
I assume he's referring to the overt title drop.
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>>77840544
Ah right. Yeah. Kaz gotta get all them tropes.
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>>77840701
Fuck TV Tropes.

That's all I wanted to say.
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>>77827505
That's not a corgi
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>>77827786
yes
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>obviousCommandgiver wrote:
What will he write guys?
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>>77842222
Find the cocaines.
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>>77842222
>get quads
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>>77842222
these threads have always been truly blessed
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>>77842633
>>77842488
>>77842222

These numbers, what do they mean
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>>77842222
>"wrote"
>Hasn't actually written anything yet.

What is this time sorcery?
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>>77842222
wow first I got 666 now quad 2s. I'm honored.
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>>77843234
Satan stop stealing all the quads
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Zen as fuck! Dodger should follow his lead. That sun looks nice and warm. Maybe she should strip down and just sun herself for... a few panels...
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this argonian guy is a massive faggot
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>>77843359
Did you draw this? I thought this was real for a moment.
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>>77843543
It IS real.
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>>77843549
But our eyes aren't, so this can't be real.
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>>77843573
You aren't real, either
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>>77843502
Why? Did his racism hurt your feelings?
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>>77843359

The fug is this Kaz.

Are you like... homogay for package-less lizard men?
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>>77844232
do you really need to ask?
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>>77844232
prequel in a nutshell
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>>77843502
I think he's cool.
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>>77844036
>>77844751
too quietly dramatic and "solemn"

just a massive faggot
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>>77844835
>locked in that cage for three weeks wearing a muzzle, legs and arms bound
>is a massive faggot for being solemn or 'quietly dramatic'
tha's a bit harsh, mang
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>>77843359
He'd be so warm. I want to lay on him.
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>>77844938
if he was a generic wapanese dark-haired protagonist instead of a walking lizard in a fanfiction, his personality and moodiness would be perfectly suitable to the insufferable angsty faggots in shitty jap cartoons
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>>77845134
Hmm. I can't help but notice you completely ignored my argument and simply restated yours but more specifically.

I think what you want to say, more accurately, is that you hate all characters who are 'too' quietly dramatic and solemn, no matter the context. Further, you want to express your hatred for Japanese character stereotypes -- the hatred being so strong that any personality that is connected with those stereotypes deserves to be written off immediately as shitty.

Is this an accurate summary?
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>>77845522
No. I love those kinds of characters when they're divorced from the author and have a nuanced place in the story with noticeable flaws; someone that you can observe the author maybe make fun of. Lizard architect just feels masturbatory and indulgent. I recognise that he just got out of a cage, but that's besides the point; he exudes an elevated perspective that reflects too positively on his character. Someone that just got out of a cage he spent weeks in isn't going to be the shitty "aloof hero" archetype and stare into the distance (wow so cool!!!!!!) while commenting on race issues -- it's just gagworthy, it just makes me want to roll my eyes every time I see those stupid scars and shitty fantasy jacket pop onto the screen, heaven forbid he opens his goddamn mouth.
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>>77845913
Ah I see where you're comin from now. Yeah I sort of agree to that. It bugs me as well that Dodger has no place in this story other than as a camera perspective, and the bleeding-heart exchange she's having with the architect over Humans is completely out of the blue and jarring -- like the architect's elevated perspective as you put it has somehow infected her.
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>>77846149
I'll bet you 10 internets the whole 'serious and silent' theme will be turned over on it's head. Kaz does this sort of thing.
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>>77846216
Gee that's a lot of internets.. ah hell with it I'll throw in, sure.
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I've been away from my computer for a while, but here's progress on this. >>>/trash/377513
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>>77847032
>that mistaking him for Vivziepop in that thread
must have felt pretty good huh?
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Architect lizard is growing tired of Dodger. He just wants to sun himself and have some quiet and Dodger's sitting there being the white knight that Humans never asked for... also in that cross-legged position, Dodger's feet look like the fancy caps you put on the leg-ends of a full roasted turkey (see pic).
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>>77847032
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I think we're getting to the part where Dodger takes a 180 on her worldviews on racial issues...
Time for her to transform into a racist lesbian nerd.
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>>77849604
It's not about the race stuff. But rather her romanticized view of crime.
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dodger looks kinda out of place in this panel without any shading
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>>77849805
>Starting a speech about humans being good
Poor thing, she was completely destined to become a bitter old drunk.

Should have been enamored with elves.
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>>77849972
the only elves she might be familiar with are Dunmer, who are total cocks.
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>>77850225
REMOVE N'WAH
remove n'wah
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>>77849972
>Fantasy Nazis
>Good
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>>77845913
What the shitdicks are you on about, anon?
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>>77850328
Look at this faggot, anon. >>77849805
How could you not want to punch his stupid scarred face?
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>>77850418
But that's clearly the point.
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>>77850470
It might be, but what merits well its conclusion without a good punchline?
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Would killing this guy constitute breaking the law?
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>>77850225
u talkin shit, u s'wit?
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PD, a 15 year old lizard with a boner for humans and completely inexperienced in their ways, thinks she knows them better than a guy with years of experience with humans
Said guy even has a human friend. Why is she so stupid?
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>>77850951
Because she's 15 you dumb fuck.
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>I have less expirience so my perspective doesn't matter.
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I'm really annoyed by how broken the website is on mobile phones. The story images are out of sync such that it makes no sense even when I switch to horizontal to get rid of the scrolling issue.
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update when?
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>>77851416
94% percent funded, have faith anon
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>>77850951
Architect: Could you go have your Human-boner like.. somewhere else?
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>>77851593
Should I buy a sadcat tapestry?
How much is shipping to europe?
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>>77851593
>9 days left
don't dissapoint me, Kaz, you've got to make 45K at least; I want you at IGG's top ten most financed comics
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>>77851700
But that would mean that Kaz needs to put money into his own campaign, which we all know he doesn't have because he made the campaign in the first place. Also it's for merch, not the comic itself.
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So, the "architect's" friend is apparently influential enough that he got a Blades agent to do his courier work. Anyone have any guesses who it could be?
Caius Cosades?
Uriel Septim VII?
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Latest update: "“They’re just doing what they think they have to do to protect themselves and the things they care about, eking out a living the only way they know how.”

“I like you."

> I like you

Ship it ship it ship it! Set sail! Anchors away! Full speed ahead!

Also..
> eking
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Itinerary of items that require addressing:
1. Lesbian hatefuck
2. Gaylizard turned BiLizard by the power of dick
3. Young slutcat and young Gaylizard kissing, with me giving it to young slutcat from behind and CoolLizard doing the same to Gaylizard.
4. HairCat and SlutCat teaching GayLizard how to accept my dick into her throat
5. HairCat marriage
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>>77852907
There's going to be a "but".
You know there is.
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>>77852907
>>77852944
CoolLizard

L I T E R A L L Y

Has the power to blast the clothes off her quivering body before he goes in hard.

fucking those broad shoulders and scar over his eye so fucking cool goddamn

"Shuddering quim"
noun: "innocent maiden vagina"
+
adjective: "eager and nervous at the same time"
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>>77852944
Gee anon, that's a long xmas wishlist. Santa's gonna be checking it twice. You know, you shouldn't be so greedy. Think of anons less fortunate than you.
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>>77853086
"muh dick"
"muh" -- possessive pronoun, slang
-- Belonging to or associated with the person speaking.
+
"dick" -- noun, vulgar slang
-- The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation.
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>>77852907
> I like you
>Ship it ship it ship it! Set sail! Anchors away! Full speed ahead!

It's too late, he finished the paragraph.

>>77846149
>Ah I see where you're comin from now. Yeah I sort of agree to that. It bugs me as well that Dodger has no place in this story other than as a camera perspective, and the bleeding-heart exchange she's having with the architect over Humans is completely out of the blue and jarring -- like the architect's elevated perspective as you put it has somehow infected her.

Like >>77849786 said, she's not really talking about humans. She's defending her romanticized view of crime.

Dodger is an observer throughout the story, but that's sort of the point. She's on a research trip, and the things she's learning are causing friction with the beliefs she holds. Of course, whether I executed this well or poorly in this sidestory is ultimately up to you guys!

>>77851695
>Should I buy a sadcat tapestry?
>How much is shipping to europe?

Yes you should, and shipping is free! For the tapestry, anyway.

I mean, it's just a poster printed on cloth instead of paper. The whole reason I did that was because it's super inexpensive to ship. I don't need to send it in poster tubes because it literally doesn't crease; you can crumple it up in your fist and it'll still go smooth instantly if you hang it up.
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>You swallow. “Wow, that…
GayLizard swallows, 100% canon confirmed.
Also, is that an ellipsis? Kickass.

>>77853688
>It's too late, he finished the paragraph.
Why would that stop us?
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>>77853688
Paragraphs can't stop ships. :<
Also just because it was patronizing, doesn't mean the 'I like you' was cheapened.
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I want this lizard man to hug me and tell me life is ok
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>>77854191
That will never happen anon.
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I regret nothing.
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>>77854331
What if I zap a real lizard with radioactive shit! You don't know!
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>>77854414
unfortunately, that's not how radiation works
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>>77854414
You get godzilla
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>>77854414
You get giant Fire Geckos from Fallout. Which is the wrong universe and would just be horrible.
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>>77854414
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Hey! Official fanart contest!
http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/2473
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>>77855476
>>77855799
Didn't FO1/2 have intelligent Deathclaws that protected a vault?
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>>77856989
Fallout 2. They were experiments of the Enclave of which Deathclaws already are genetic experiments.
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>>77856237
Damn, I wish I was a more cleverer drawperson. My attributes aren't gonna win me this one.
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>>77857375
You can still bake Argonian cookies!
http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/2474
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Kaz, you should put a link to these contests on the front page!
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>>77856237
>Skill not required

Ahaha it's time for me to spend hours doing research in Morrowind and a few more with the curve tool
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>>77856237

man i am sure i could never win this because the kind of stories i like don't lend themselves to easily explained scenes or even colorful, cluttered ones.
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>>77856237
>>77857612
>can't draw also haven't played TES and no imagination
>can't bake
>week too busy to curve tool
>too perfectionist for JJR type drawings
>can't buy shit because poorfag
;_;

I'll try to think up some story anyways
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>>77859419

just pirate morrowind GOTY

Daggerfall is free to download now too
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>entries must be received by December 9th

KAZ

IT WOULD TAKE ME AT LEAST THREE WEEKS OF RESEARCH AND PLANNING TO MAKE A PICTURE TO MY LIKING

GOD DAMNIT KAZ.
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>>77859837
But only 45 to bake some cookies.
Then you have limited time to decorate them before they get stale and yucky.
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>>77830706
4chan mods are still more lenient than the ones in other places but I feel that is mostly a poduct of the sheer amount of users and if the mods had it their way this place would truly be SA 2.0.
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I fucking love the curve tool
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