Last thread was a bit... chaotic. Let's get things going! Is argonian dude gonna wear women's clothing? Is Dodger gonna get the info she needs for her story?
and will there continue to be conveniently placed furniture keeping the comic in PG territory?
I've been reading poppy and endtown an been hearing about prequel...
What's it about? Is it good? Does the creator pander to fetishes in this?
it's great just don't read it all at once. The comic is presented through many different formats and will knock your socks off with fanciness at times.
It's about a sad penniless alcoholic cat person sloot who wants to not be a sad penniless alcoholic sloot but fate takes a shit whenever she tried to better herself. It's gr8 m8.
Also, that's the funny thing. The comic in incredibly tame in sexual content and the author avoids it like the plague except when it directly pertains to the main character having a shitty life.
Daily reminder that in pic related, Katia is back-handing the soul of a dead puppy that's just trying be a good dog.
Daily reminder that Katia deserves to stay at rock bottom.
Ahh I fondly remember this part of the story... Everything was simpler back then. Things happened. It was the golden age.
I can't get that site link to load for some reason.
Now THAT'S a blast from the past, I remember googling Morrowind mods and finding his moogle and then his comic. Beena very long time since then.
>tells her parents she's gonna go out to do research for her book
>comes back naked, cold, crying, few notes at all in her notebook
the real world is an unforgiving place
velvety.... firm.... rippling....... twitching.... undulating....
>“As someone who has crisscrossed the heartland extensively, trust me when I say that humans do not care. As long you’re wearing some article of clothing, they’ll see a giant crocodile in clothes and it’s all the same to-"
Aww damn, floppy argonian dongs are off the list.
no one cares about epic gets anymore... The good old days are long behind us. The future is cold and miserable.
b-but anon, they threatened to revoke our marriage license!
That's not how I read it.
What he's saying is that the imperials are so goddamn racist that they won't even notice the argonian dongs, no matter how wildly they flop about.
All they see is a giant crocodile in clothes. Walking on its back legs, and wearing a little jacket, like one of those organ grinder monkeys. The lack of pants just doesn't register.
It's like when you see a dog in a coat. You don't care whether or not it has pants as well.
Or wouldn't, if you weren't such a fucking furry.
A get is a get. The magnitude of it should speak for itself. Fate chose that anon to get that get. What sort of sub-human trash are we to not honor that? The rng gods have spoken! Bellyrubs for the bellyrubs throne! Alas, their commands fell on deaf ears.
I'm saying that that's what the argonian is saying.
That's how it worked back in Morrowind, when it was still possible for player characters to wear a shirt without pants. As long as you had a clothing item, it didn't have to actually cover anything.
I'm not sure yet if this is Prequel canon, but it's definitely Elder Scrolls canon.
it's my first time drawing katia so it's not so good, but belly rubs have been drawn!
Crocodiles don't have dongs or balls or any external genitalia. Why are you inclined to think that Argonians would if prisoner-guy is making a direct comparison between his species and crocodiles? Why are you standing by an interpretation of what he said that indicates the lizards have floppy dongs? Do you... want them to have external genitalia? That's pretty fucked up, anon.
He's reaching for his dagger.
The thread starts with the panel that's AFTER this one.
Humans don't have scales, claws, eyes with slit pupils, reptile heads, tails, or a fundamental link to a race of ancient, alien-minded trees capable of altering the physiology of their lizard thralls to whatever the hell they feel like. Argonian males don't need to have dongs, just as Argonian females don't actually have breasts. Why do you want them to have human penises?
>Humans don't have a fundamental link to a race of ancient, alien-minded trees
The dick joke here is so obvious that I'm guessing you set it up on purpose.
> Also, we're reptiles.
Damn you, Kazerad.... Damn you!!!
Everything is in ruins now!
I am not pleased by this turn of events! It was all a plot, a clever plot to dangle floppy argonian dongs right in front of our noses only to yank them away at the last moment. Kaz you cad!
No wonder QW's a lesbian. She's seems incredibly confused about the anatomy of her species and the concept of indecent exposure. The comparison of Human men to Argonian men and Human women to Argonian women makes Human men stand out as alien and scary, which also lends to making Argonian men seem like a useless extension to the concept of gender.
This is now my headcanon.
I know that if you were BLACK soul gemmed, your soul goes to the Soul Cairn, which is pretty shitty, and belongs to the Ideal Masters, who are dicks. But I don't know if it happens with regular soul gems.
Oh shit yup. No. 344747
Like that the artist kept on the footwraps.
Very nice. I rate 8/7
Dodger is obviously very confused about her cloaca.
maybe you shouldn't be such pathetically desperate pervert furries slavering for images of lizardman dicks in a SFW fanfiction webcomic
disgusting arrangement wherein hilariously lewd-obsessed furries are dripfed their bonerfuel by a content creator that clearly recognises them for the subhuman resource they are, fit only to be exploited so that he can continue supporting his passion for platonic and untainted depictions of aesthetically perfect, supple-scaled reptilian dreamboats unmarred by filthy mammalian features like dicks and nipples
I'm bugging Kaz about it every time I see him online, because it's delaying the next project too.
Argonians have dicks you hack! Dicks!
There's no reason for them to be internal hemipenises either, just two regular humanoid dongs due to hist sap transforming them into a hybrid of the two! Kaz you fraud!
Argonians are made to be more humanoid based off of the hist sap they injest. True, they are basically trees and not lizards, but they share lizard traits and thus it would make sense that a race that has both shark and reptile features would have two penises, like sharks & reptiles.
Besides, why else would they be the most sexualized race if they weren't the best equipped for it? The argonians have always been at the butt end of the "lewdest race" joke, so naturally it would make sense.
Then again you could argue that the argonian bard refers to his "flute" as a singular term, but flutes are external anon, you don't shove the entire flute up your ass and toot it that way. Or you do, you weirdo.
That were designed to fit in with human/mer society and protect Hist interest. I'd argue that, since fucking is generally considered the closest form of intimacy, the hist would want to create something to facilitate that in their emissaries.
Both extremely convincing arguments!
My faith is restored.
>Besides, why else would they be the most sexualized race if they weren't the best equipped for it? The argonians have always been at the butt end of the "lewdest race" joke, so naturally it would make sense.
because of an ironic running joke?
The lack of bellyrubs is disturbing.
Also why should bellyrubs be limited to Katia? Or Khajiit for that matter? Does no one have the guts to draw Weedum Ja or QW receiving bellyrubs?
I will finish this in a couple of days, for now here's an animatic.
Okay so it's effectively over. Nothing seems to be building up to anything at this point. I guess it's just gonna be a few panels of dialog and then Dodger goes home and cries into a pillow because nothing about her or anyone else in her species is worthy of censoring.
>This, of course, amused the Madgod to no end, and so he allowed the marriage of Csaran to Sheen-in-Glade, daughter of an Argonian midwife who believed that the mortal sphere would afford her daughter nothing but hatred and oppression.
>Sheen-in-Glade was as excellent a Countess to Csaran as any in the Isles could ask for, wanting nothing but to bring pride and honor to her adopted house and Court. For years her mind was untouched, even living as she did in the heart of Dementia. Alas, none may reside too long in the Isles without the blessing of Lord Sheogorath, and so Sheen-in-Glade was finally pushed to the brink by the infidelity of her Husband, the Count.
>Csaran was obsessively nepotistic, and distrustful of anyone with whom he shared no blood relation including his bride. Though Sheen-in-Glade bore a son by the Count (who disappeared from the Isles in his twentieth year), it is known that the two shared their bed with decreasing frequency as Csaran's paranoia grew, and he found himself in the arms of his birth-sister Nweala, who bore of their incestuous affair the heir apparent, Cesrien. There are those of us who remember personally the reign of Cesrien, and his contribution to the fall of Vitharn.
Sheogorath lets this guy get an Argonian cutie, uses the power of the Shivering Isles to allow her to conceive a child with him, and he blows it by fucking his sister.
God damn it.
It's based off of Buddhism, so there are real world logical things going on. Besides, real world logic works for the rest of the genitals in the series too. Humans have single dicks, elves have single dicks, Khajiit have cat penises, I fail to see why lizardmen wouldn't have lizard dicks. I think the amount of connections is enough to carry the twin dick hemipenises theory.
Yes but argonians are a sort of mix between generic lizards and generic fish. They aren't so much crocodile as they are beared lizard / snake / fantasy lizard race.
Crocodiles also don't have fins in their heads, and their snouts are far larger than what the argonians have.
Also they're humanoid, so I'm guessing that's why their dick slits aren't in their tails. Not all argonians have tails, after all.
Well I saw this anon did black void, so here's transparent.
As the anon below you mentioned, it's straight up said Khajiit have thorny dicks.
If I remember what he said right, Kaz did research into this
OF FUCKING COURSEand apparently the more catlike the Khajiit is, the thornier it is. Ohmes are basically human while Senche are packing a cactus
This passage has been censored by order of the Temple.
A female Ohmes - male Senche relationship would be really awkward...
Then again that would basically be bestiality on the Ohmes' part.
Not exactly, from all the lore senche are still just as sapient as humans/more human-like khajiit. Bestiality is sex with an animal, but what is and isn't an animal is harder to define in a fantasy setting.
sh-shut up ;-;
you leave my fantasies alone
Anon, they're generic lizard people. They're not based off of crocodiles or any singular type of lizard, and if you want an example of what crocodile based life would look like, look at the Daedroth. There's a massive difference.
I think it's implied that the soul cairn is exclusively for black soul gems. The fact that the horse is there is probably a red herring considering you can put a smaller soul in a black soul gem.
>I don't know why but the fact that some things like the argonian man's tail being so fluid but everyone's mouths having 2 frames of talking is really jarring.
The problem is that going any higher will make their lips readable. Even a smoother open-and-close will come across as singing the old batman theme (nananananananana) or making machine gun noises (papapapapa), depending how it is animated. The two-frame open-and-close is a sort of visual shorthand for "they're talking" that can't be interpreted as anything specific. Same with the little up-and-down bob I use for "they're walking".
The only instances where I do more detailed mouth animation are when it's actually meant to go with voiced dialogue (Katia singing early in the comic, Akatosh in Precede).
If all white souls got the same treatment, the Cairn should be completely flooded with rats. You probably couldn't even find any human or mer souls in there, since very few enchanters use them.
On that note, would that have worked during that rant? It felt weird to have huge tracts of text with the same panel
...but then again, having it change constantly would be a huge distraction from actually reading
and the update would never come
On that note; someone much more talented than I should add the actual words to the animation some faggot made of the rant sequence. Kind of like a Disney karaoke thing, with the words scrolling underneath as the animation plays out.
Ohmes can't let those Suthay bitches show them up.
Well seeing as there's nothing about her species that lewd enough to censor, I say she's still very confused about her sexuality and her interest in human women is probably the result of wanting a middle ground between intimidating sexually aggressive human males and bland sexually ambiguous Argonians.
Her cloaca isn't sure what it wants.
This is actually really fucking cool. But first, let me clarify exactly what I meant;
I don't know about you, but until I was about ten I was not attracted to members of the opposite sex. So until then, I was not "straight"; I was basically asexual. All prepubescents are. However, the whole concept of gay people literally never occurred to me; it blew my mind when I first heard about it, because it was just something I'd never even considered. So I suppose I was straight.
But here's the cool bit; you know how I said I knew I was into BDSM? Well, like every other small boy, I could get erections (this is something shitty fanfic writers tend to ignore; no kid is going to be surprised by an erection, we get them from early childhood). I used to look at people being tortured (not in real life, obviously; diagrams and the like) in order to get hard. But I also remember -- *well* before I had heard of any notion of sex, girls, or anything remotely relevant to what I did next -- searching for "naked girls". This was just something I got the idea out of nowhere for.
Obviously nothing came up, because my dad was working with the internet before Gibson had written Neuromancer.
I must have been about six?
Probably not. As has been pointed out before, most people are bisexual to one extent or other.
Kaz bestowed us with sauce on the caged lizards!
don't you see? this guy is kaz >>77823895 , he bring us original content from the comic. don't let him go, break his legs!
Kaz sent it to me in a love letter.
Nah jk he just posted it in the discus board below the comic.
Lookit the lil enchantmen!! He could use a
bellyrubafter that traumatic experience.
Hey Kaz, could you make a version of the tapestry pack that includes the playing cards? I really want to get the cards too!
I fail to see why that is any reason for them not to have penises.
All I'm saying is that despite what the lore tells you, I'd bet real money to guess that they're based off of random generic lizardmen / dragonborn from D&D because they're all in love with it, and based the entire series off of it.
There's a layer of humanoid and non-humanoid that has to be taken into account as well, such as is it inside or out, on the tail or groin, one or two? I will prove my theory about argonian dicks, one I clearly have not gone too far into and clearly have not passed the line I should have stopped, and none of you can stop me.
Or maybe they have branches stapled to their groin, who knows. They are trees after all.
Come on guys, enchantmen is like 8 here. At least go for some of the real opportunities I'm offering you.
No, don't put this on the fanart page.
>Hey Kaz, could you make a version of the tapestry pack that includes the playing cards? I really want to get the cards too!
If you want them both, you can get both the Candy Lizard Pack and the Tapestry Pack separate! It would only cost $60, which is as much as the tee+tap pack.
The reason I sell a combined tee+tap pack and no other combinations is because that represents, like, the absolute maximum of what can be sent as a Flat rather than a Parcel. If you keep things thin and flexible they can be sent as Flats, which cost significantly less to mail. The moment you have something rigid or thick (like a deck of cards), though, it needs to be sent as a Parcel.
>isn't obsessed with furry porn.
>Still reading Prequel
The thing is that even if there was a real world reference at some point it has been pushed through the drug-coffin.
At this point it is wholly unknown where things started off and where they ended up.
Despite the fact that Todd Howard has straight up confirmed they were all huge D&D nerds and made Arena when they wanted to make a D&D type game?
You know, the series with D&D combat until Oblivion, in a D&D world, with lore that came from the cocaine fueled fantasy of a madman / god?
You haven't even given me proof to your argument, and I've showered you in reference for mine. Give me sources and facts, or deny your argument had any legitimacy in the first place.
The hist's motives are the only unknowns, the actual bodies they inhabit, the argoninan argonians aren't exactly a secret. You could just strip one down and take a peek, it's not that hard.
I wish I could draw, but I can only make
What I meant by that is that the people who wrote this shit were blitzed out of their minds.
Sure, they started somewhere, but good luck figuring that out.
Until we get some ramblings from a book ingame or MK the actual working of their junk remains a mystery.
>No, don't put this on the fanart page.
>Using reverse psychology
You can't make us post your lewds to your booru then claim innocence.
Also enchantmom is not for sexual and you should be ashamed. She is a pure shining beacon marred by a world of hate and violence.
(but don't let that stop you from making more of this because we do expect to see more)
BELLYRUBS FOR THE RNG GODS. THEY DEMAND IT!
They have not been sated. They find our lack of faith disturbing.
They wish to see drawings of the following characters receiving bellyrubs and expressing appropriate reactions:
Quill-Weave (preferably Dodger)
So far completed bellyrubs:
I still think you're making it more complicated than it needs to be. The lizard/treepeople (not the hist itself) aren't the argonians, they're just a regular animal on the planet. The hist gives them argonian souls, and transforms them to be more humanoid. Even their least humanoid look resembles a kobold than an actual lizard, although they might remain under fantasy race rules, as the Naga subspecies probably has them in their tail.
We can mark off the dude in the comic as being between life-phases, but damn it Kaz you gotta blur something.
Would love to see rajirra and katia giving each other a belly rub simultaneously
So when does the left Katia jump up, wrap her legs around the other one's neck, and do a piledriver so powerful a dragonbreak occurs and the WWE forms not into the ring, but
As as the alleged dwarf in his crab-legged chair explained, most dwemer animunculi were made for very simple tasks, and commonly featured single-function tools instead of hands.
She wasn't very happy about the end result, but one does not complain to the Telvanni.
I don't know how or when this became my niche, but I accept my fate.
You are a saint! An angel! The glowing light that makes the future bright!
You don't post your art anywhere else do you?
now i remember why i mostly lurk instead of bothering to post then
also, did you by any chance draw this picture?
Yeah, it's ironic. Moot wanted a place where contributors could post original content, that was his whole big thing. But he let his mods trample all over contributors and now all that's left are memesters and shitposters.
I guess that's why he sold it.
I got warned for posting my censor of the no-dick argonian, which is to say censoring nothing.
God bless you Jap Moot.
Thanks. I'm ready to turn a new leaf and put an end to my life of crime and debauchery. Devote my life to the tasteful posting of safe-for-work bellyrubs.
Anyone think Dodger's gonna get smashed on illicit substances before the story ends?
Presumably a couple updates after the big flash update (which is currently set to be released by the end of the merch campaign). Pic related will help you calculate the rest.
This is Borkul the Beast. He's a minor character in Skyrim, a prisoner in Cidhna Mine. He's said to be "big, even for an orc", and works as a bodyguard to Madanach, the king of the Forsworn.
You can brawl with him, and because of how unarmed combat works in Skyrim, it's completely trivial for a first-level khajiit to beat him up. There's no dialogue option to make him your prison bitch, sadly.
This thread is being kept alive by puns... This is painful...
So all Argonians are actually just possessing creatures' bodies whom already had living souls inhabiting them? Does this include those born from Argonians the normal flesh/blood way?
This is only going to inspire some people in the worst of ways.
I know, we haven't even
See... you say yikes, but deep down a part of you wants to be that steel beam... in more ways than one.
which is exactly was enchantmom is: pure high octane jet fuel, ready to go off at the slightest touch of a spark and burn a hole through your heart.
[confirmed for waifu material]
Zen as fuck! Dodger should follow his lead. That sun looks nice and warm. Maybe she should strip down and just sun herself for... a few panels...
if he was a generic wapanese dark-haired protagonist instead of a walking lizard in a fanfiction, his personality and moodiness would be perfectly suitable to the insufferable angsty faggots in shitty jap cartoons
Hmm. I can't help but notice you completely ignored my argument and simply restated yours but more specifically.
I think what you want to say, more accurately, is that you hate all characters who are 'too' quietly dramatic and solemn, no matter the context. Further, you want to express your hatred for Japanese character stereotypes -- the hatred being so strong that any personality that is connected with those stereotypes deserves to be written off immediately as shitty.
Is this an accurate summary?
No. I love those kinds of characters when they're divorced from the author and have a nuanced place in the story with noticeable flaws; someone that you can observe the author maybe make fun of. Lizard architect just feels masturbatory and indulgent. I recognise that he just got out of a cage, but that's besides the point; he exudes an elevated perspective that reflects too positively on his character. Someone that just got out of a cage he spent weeks in isn't going to be the shitty "aloof hero" archetype and stare into the distance (wow so cool!!!!!!) while commenting on race issues -- it's just gagworthy, it just makes me want to roll my eyes every time I see those stupid scars and shitty fantasy jacket pop onto the screen, heaven forbid he opens his goddamn mouth.
Ah I see where you're comin from now. Yeah I sort of agree to that. It bugs me as well that Dodger has no place in this story other than as a camera perspective, and the bleeding-heart exchange she's having with the architect over Humans is completely out of the blue and jarring -- like the architect's elevated perspective as you put it has somehow infected her.
Gee that's a lot of internets.. ah hell with it I'll throw in, sure.
Architect lizard is growing tired of Dodger. He just wants to sun himself and have some quiet and Dodger's sitting there being the white knight that Humans never asked for... also in that cross-legged position, Dodger's feet look like the fancy caps you put on the leg-ends of a full roasted turkey (see pic).
I think we're getting to the part where Dodger takes a 180 on her worldviews on racial issues...
Time for her to transform into a racist lesbian nerd.
dodger looks kinda out of place in this panel without any shading
PD, a 15 year old lizard with a boner for humans and completely inexperienced in their ways, thinks she knows them better than a guy with years of experience with humans
Said guy even has a human friend. Why is she so stupid?
I'm really annoyed by how broken the website is on mobile phones. The story images are out of sync such that it makes no sense even when I switch to horizontal to get rid of the scrolling issue.
But that would mean that Kaz needs to put money into his own campaign, which we all know he doesn't have because he made the campaign in the first place. Also it's for merch, not the comic itself.
Latest update: "“They’re just doing what they think they have to do to protect themselves and the things they care about, eking out a living the only way they know how.”
“I like you."
> I like you
Ship it ship it ship it! Set sail! Anchors away! Full speed ahead!
Itinerary of items that require addressing:
1. Lesbian hatefuck
2. Gaylizard turned BiLizard by the power of dick
3. Young slutcat and young Gaylizard kissing, with me giving it to young slutcat from behind and CoolLizard doing the same to Gaylizard.
4. HairCat and SlutCat teaching GayLizard how to accept my dick into her throat
5. HairCat marriage
L I T E R A L L Y
Has the power to blast the clothes off her quivering body before he goes in hard.
fucking those broad shoulders and scar over his eye so fucking cool goddamn
noun: "innocent maiden vagina"
adjective: "eager and nervous at the same time"
"muh" -- possessive pronoun, slang
-- Belonging to or associated with the person speaking.
"dick" -- noun, vulgar slang
-- The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation.
> I like you
>Ship it ship it ship it! Set sail! Anchors away! Full speed ahead!
It's too late, he finished the paragraph.
>Ah I see where you're comin from now. Yeah I sort of agree to that. It bugs me as well that Dodger has no place in this story other than as a camera perspective, and the bleeding-heart exchange she's having with the architect over Humans is completely out of the blue and jarring -- like the architect's elevated perspective as you put it has somehow infected her.
Like >>77849786 said, she's not really talking about humans. She's defending her romanticized view of crime.
Dodger is an observer throughout the story, but that's sort of the point. She's on a research trip, and the things she's learning are causing friction with the beliefs she holds. Of course, whether I executed this well or poorly in this sidestory is ultimately up to you guys!
>Should I buy a sadcat tapestry?
>How much is shipping to europe?
Yes you should, and shipping is free! For the tapestry, anyway.
I mean, it's just a poster printed on cloth instead of paper. The whole reason I did that was because it's super inexpensive to ship. I don't need to send it in poster tubes because it literally doesn't crease; you can crumple it up in your fist and it'll still go smooth instantly if you hang it up.
Damn, I wish I was a more cleverer drawperson. My attributes aren't gonna win me this one.
>Skill not required
Ahaha it's time for me to spend hours doing research in Morrowind and a few more with the curve tool
also haven't played TES and no imagination
>week too busy to curve tool
>too perfectionist for JJR type drawings
>can't buy shit because poorfag
I'll try to think up some story anyways
4chan mods are still more lenient than the ones in other places but I feel that is mostly a poduct of the sheer amount of users and if the mods had it their way this place would truly be SA 2.0.