Heathcliff attempts to get a loan.

>>77767839
Does bon vivant mean bartender?

>>77767932
>bon vivant
No it means Bad News

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Fucking helmets!

>>77767932
It means like someone who lives a good life, who enjoys themselves. This joke would make more sense if he was an unemployed human rather than a cat.

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Wheres the Joke?

cow tools

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Weapon of mass destruction

>>77767932

bon vivant
bɒ̃ viːˈvɒ̃,French bɔ̃ vivɑ̃/
noun
noun: bon vivant; plural noun: bons vivants; plural noun: bon vivants

a person who devotes themselves to a sociable and luxurious lifestyle.
"he was a diplomat, bon vivant, and womanizer par excellence"
Something similar to socialite I think

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Gravy

>>77767964
Thank you

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>>77767951

>>77767989
Hilarious.

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>>77768045
>Its a gravy planet
>Heathcliff absorbs all the gravy on the planet.
>Heathcliff becomes an unstoppable GOD!

>>77767970
Wait that actually has a joke.

All the cats adore the dog catcher and follow him around happily.

>>77767951
Okay

>>77767989
>>77768025
>>77768458
I like how the Kitty Korners are the equivalent of your old neighbor telling you about how adorable her cat's completely mundane and common behavior is
>Oh, my Fluffy just LOVES to nap in boxes!
>You don't say

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>>77767839
better?

>>77767932

It means that he's a professional dilettante.

>>77768100
Bad news must flow.

>>77768891
Hedonism bot had no need for loans.

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>>77770161
I think you'll find this is more appropriate then

Are these threads just ironic shitposting or so you actually enjoy these comics

>>77770536
yes

>>77767977
>>77768458
I thought the military was against breath based weaponry? What could have possibly happened in the world that would cause this reversal in policy? So many unanswered questions. Heathcliff truly is the deepest.

>>77768498
We should try to get a letter printed there.

>>77770586
They found out that the Ruskies were also working on weaponizing cat breath. They had some significant advances after discovering a feral cat in the outskirts of Moscow with a breath so foul that you could use it for welding.

>>77767989
Ok that's actually kind of good

>>77770663
Except the Geneva Convention clearly states that cat breath based armaments are completely inhumane tools of destruction and it worries me that things have soured to such a state where apparently it doesn't apply anymore

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>>77768825
god I want to kill myself this one made me chuckle for some reason

>>77768498
To be honest, it's a brilliant idea. Not only does it get annoying cat owners to read Heathcliff just to see if their reatarded letter was printed, but it also makes Heathcliff seem funny by comparison. Like, "See? At least he's not stealing tea bags or plays fetch!"

>>77771005
Deep.

>>77770536
It starts as the former then turns into the latter. I genuinely unironically enjoy Heathcliff now.