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Why is _he so perfect?

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Why is _he so perfect?
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>Marie
>Sex Pistols
Fuck no. She's the kinda girl who would say that modern pop sucks then listen to Simple Plan.
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What is double d holding?
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>>77752908
He is holding the strap of his book bag in his left hand, and his tie/stomach in his right.
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>>77752667
Stinky hat.
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>>77752667
It's the hat. Chicks dig the hat.
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>>77752667
It's implied that he has a colossal dick, but he doesn't let that turn him into an arrogant prick, he rains kind and sensitive.

Which means he'll wreck your pussy and turn it inside out, and then cuddle and ask you how your day was. We like that sort of thing.
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>>77754219
Not all girls like them big, some prefer small
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>>77754219
>It's implied that he has a colossal dick
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>>77755155
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>>77752723
>Simple Plan
fucking wot m8
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>>77755295
>liking Simple Plan
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>This thread
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>>77755155
>Not all girls like them big
that is true, mostly prefer thick and..
>some prefer small
Hahaha...oh wow
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>>77755352
>liking pistols of sex
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This thread just derailed so fast
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>>77755399
How is it a derailment?
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>>77755155
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>>77755399
It didn't got so far
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>>77755155
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>>77755155
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>>77755155
Not to say I disagree with you, but you should really watch what you say here.
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>>77755428
We started talking about how lucky he is and now we are talking about small dicks and sex simple pistol plans.
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>>77752667
>smoking in school classroom
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>>77754219
>collosal dick
kek'd hard
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>>77752667
ed edd and eddy is one overhyped cartoon.
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>>77755155
>some prefer small
thats the case on some gay men. they dont want to get butthurt
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frenk
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>>77755995
Frank
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>>77755352
>>77752723
>Hating Simple Plan
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>>77756259
>Simple Plan
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>not liking Ween
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>>77756518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eZGBmT7r1A
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>>77755230
>>77755256
>>77755269
>>77755270
>>77755363
>>77755442
>>77755464
>>77755489
ITT men prove they know fucking nothing about women and how sex works for them.
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>>77757256
My girlfriend likes it when I cross dress as a Japanese school girl and she rapes me as a giant plant monster. Sex with girls can be weird but fulfilling. Fulfilling my ass in specific though.
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>>77757624
>>/b/
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>>77757647
I'm being completely serious though. We use green rope to bind me down and stuff.
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>>77755155

That's not wrong but you could have worded that better.
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>>77752723
She's a heavy caricature but all the same given her character I was of the assumption she's wearing the shirt just to be provocative. It's sort of the Kanker's thing. Well Lee and Marie anyway.

I mean she's lit one right where it says Lab Safety and I'm guessing she's been scrawling on the desk too. What is double dick even doing near her?
First person to say they have chemistry together is a dork.
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>>77757256
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>>77757672
Cool story, bor.

>>/b/
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>>77757256
But they are basing this off of the porn they watch, anon.

They are not wrong in the least. Also, you must have a small penis.
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>>77754219
>implied that he has a colossal dick

I like fan fiction, too, anon.
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>>77758007
I'm a grill
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>>77755230

It's true, actually.

I once ended a relationship with a girl because she said sex was too painful. She couldn't enjoy it. I'm not even hung.

I liked her too.
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>>77758094
Seriously, every woman I know including myself dislikes big dicks. One friend of mine dated a black dude and she felt nothing but pain and had a ton of bladder infections as a result.

Penetrative vaginal sex is shit for the most part anyway, the clitoris is where the magic happens.
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>>77752667
>mfw I knew a girl like her in highschool

Unfortunately she had boyfriend, who was apparently a police officer in his twenties (age of consent allows it here).

still, she was incredibly cool even as just a friend.
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>>77758204
>Penetrative vaginal sex is shit for the most part anyway, the clitoris is where the magic happens.
Well, nature sorted us men by putting most pleasure points where we do business at the cost of awkward boners in public, so no sane man is going to spend what little time he has to get lucky not putting his dick into something. So you're on your own with sorting out your side of things.
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I know a girl who broke up with her bf because his dick was too big. It's fun every now and then but long term wear and tear from constant use is not that great either.
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>>77757976
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>>77758442
You can stick your dick in things, but you should do that after you've gone to town on a grill's clitoris (or let her dry hump your leg or something) and made her orgasm a couple times. Immediately shoving your penis in a vag without any foreplay is just agony and suffering.
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>>77757256
get a load of this kek

all woman surely do not love gigantic big cocks like in porn, but saying they like it small is just delusional
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>>77757256
>I have a teeny wiener
Noted.
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>>77758690
See:
>>77758067
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>>77758442
This attitude is what created headaches.
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>>77758744
>being a girl with a tiny dick
Emberassing.
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>>77758857
:(
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>>77758744
Oh, so you said it

Now I believe in you, for sure
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>>77758683
But what if the girl doesn't like being eaten out?

My ex hated it, and would snap me into a headlock whenever I tried
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>>77758683
Fair enough.

>>77758840
Hey, at the end of the day the dick wears the pants in my house, I'm just the right hand man and if I get complaints from the big man about how we handle business everyone's taking it in the ass by the end of the fiscal.

Yes a healthy relationship is built on healthy communication, but sometimes you don't have time for a sit down, sometimes you just need to come and go. Further innuendo.
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You guys really think that all women are sizequeens?

Sure, a babydick that doesn't get fully hard and shoots too quick will never be appealing to anyone. But for most of us an average or below-average dick will be perfectly fine, specially if the guy it's attached to is dreamy. Like doubleD.

My boyfriend is an 8incher and I couldn't be happier
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>>77755155
No one prefers small.

Not all women want a 12 inch horsedick, but no one wants Johnny 3 inch either.
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>>77760292

But eight inches is actually above average.

You sizequeen, you.
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>>77757256
ITT 1 inch pinch
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>>77755155
I know what you feel man. I have small dick and moobs too.
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>This thread went from Edd / Marie to an idiot saying women like small peckers, and trying to justify it.

Ya owe me new sides, wanker.
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>>77759239
Working their clitoris doesn't just mean oral, most prefer rubbing your palm or fingers on it.
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>>77761203
>not taking sound advice and assuming all these posts are from men

This is why you're on /co/ on a Friday night.
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>>77755155
>
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>>77761733
Breh it's the Friday after thanksgiving I'm at home watching home alone getting comfy with my family
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>>77761733

Whatevs, teeny weenie man.
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>>77755155
>all these faggots laughing and mocking
>they don't know about girls into shota and traps

Why do men pretend to understand womenz.
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Holy shit, i was in the wrong EEnE thread.
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>>77761864
Also the manlet meme. Not sure if guys are being oblivious or just really hoping that height matters to most girls.
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>>77761843
Bro, I'm telling you, most women, even ones who sleep around, are terrified of huge dicks and the clitoris > vaginal penetration.
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>>77755155
I'm sorry anon-kun
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>>77762720
Am I supposed to assume that girls will actively want a micropenis, then? That girls think "*sigh*, I ever so wish I could meet a guy with a thumb for a cock."?

You might claim that women prefer average dicks, and maybe you're speaking true, but it's also true that it's the big things that inspire awe, not the small ones. Small things are to feel ashamed for, not to be encouraged.
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>>77762868
My point is women generally don't give a shit unless the dick is huge, then they get nervous and usually end up with bladder infections. No woman I know including myself wants anything above 8 inches. Hell, even 8 can be too much.
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>>77763183
>8 inches
like I could relate
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>>77762868
It depends on what women mean by small.

5 inches may seem small for a woman, but dudes know it can be much, much worse. If a woman saw a 5 incher, she may go, "Oh, alright", but anything smaller will most likely be a total rejection.

It your dick was like a pinky, there's no way a woman who could say no wouldn't.
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>>77762868
I love how popular this particular image has gotten lately
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>>77752723
>>77755295
>>77755352
>>77756259
>>77756310
Was starting a stupid argument part of your simple plan?
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>>77761864
>implying they were all guys
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>>77760292
The average length of a guy's penis is five and a half inches. Where did you get the idea that eight was "eh"?
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>>77766143
They weren't?
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>>77766143
There are no women on /co/.

At least not any that didn't actively choose to become one.
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>>77752667
I would love to have a girl like Marie
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>>77767263
Same
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>>77754219
why
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>>77755155
Whatever helps you sleep at night anon.
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>tfw 5 inchs even
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>>77752667
Why are THEY so perfect together?
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>>77768653
Erect or flaccid?
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>>77757874
They have chemistry together.
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>>77768916
Meant to be.
Literally mandated to be.
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>>77767263
>have a girl like Marie
You got that wrong. Marie would have YOU.
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>>77752667
Why is that picture so perfect?
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>>77755800
Its called nostalgia
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>>77757624
Sweet.
Tell us more!
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>>77758204
So you DO have a small dick. Figuratively.
You're a filthy quitter and you don't deserve big dicks.
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>>77769791
Big clits are gross, like Chyna's
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>>77756259
>simple plan
>shit failgrim reaction image
why am I surprised /co/ likes "music" made by shrieking faggots in ball-crushing pants, I still remember the shitshow about MCR that one time
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>>77769791
>and you don't deserve big dicks.

Good, nobody besides men actually wants those.
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>>77755155
Half true, big dingalings hurt my vajayjay.

I don't know what your definition of "small" is though
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>>77770437
You probably think 7 inches is small, you whore.
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>>77770528
Savage.
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>>77770360
>Not wanting a 10 inch dick down your throat
So you're one of THOSE girls, eh?
Pathetic.
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>>77755506
Yes.

He's lucky to have a big dick (and not a small one) and that she has average taste in music but makes up for it with her great lip bite thinking about his big dick, which he notices.

>thread railment
>thread derailment
Pick the first one, because the second option is WRONG.
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>>77770597
I wanna rail Marie.
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>>77770613
Double Dweeb, pls.
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>>77770613
Exactly.
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>this thread

Good choice, /co/.
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>>77770635
Joke's on you, the /d/ part of /aco/ has desensitized us.
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>>77770635
>implying Marie wouldn't realize that Double D is easy to push around
>implying she wouldn't realize he would be easily seduced
>implying she wouldn't devote her time to staying hot for him
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>>77770780
So you're telling me that she'll become a sassy soccer mom?
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>>77755155
What if this was a gril?
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>>77773152
It wasn't, all girls want their guys to have giant meat even if they can't fit all of it inside them. If it was a guy he was saying it to make himself feel better about his woody, if it was a girl she was trying(and failing) to save face for her gender
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>>77752667
So, what do you guys think are the best episodes that highlight this perfection?

Or keep talking about dicks
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