What happens if you tell Bendis his waifu a shit.

Waifu?

>>77750732
Bendis? His waifu is what?

He'll make her leader of the guardians and right about every single thing.

>>77752044
Shit, he made Spider-Woman a guardian as well?

Fuck that noise.

He puts her/him/it in every single comic in existence.

>>77752044
She's already the leader of the Guardains and right about every single thing.

>>77750732
He blocks you from his Twitter.

What happened?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vVLhesVR9Q

>>77750801
Yes Bendis the writer. His waifu is shit.

>>77750732
Luke Cage a shit?

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>>77752397
>There was this grand tradition in comics of the splash pages. You turn the page and BOOM there's the shot!!! and then it became every page. Boom there's the shot...Boom there's the shot...Boom there's...and there's no story. And no matter how great the drawing is, it's a...the comic is only about that drawn. It's a very shallow experience.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He actually said this and then proceeded to make a Guardians of the Galaxy comic made of like 10 splash pages?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>77752073
>>77752622
we are in 2015 guys, Bendis left those two years ago. He only has eyes for one pure waifu.

>>77752562
Shit? Bendis' waifu a shit?

>>77754897
Is she shit? Kitty?

>>77750732
Ding dong blocku

>>77750732
He will call you a racist

he'll make a character you like unusable for atleast 5 years

>>77750732
Most likely he would find out who tour waifu is.
Put her in a popular series.
Make her a cockslut,
Get her blacked, give her aids.
Then canonically kill her in an unrelated event and make her death unreversable l

>>77758071
>Get her blacked
>implying he doesn't consider this a reward
if anything he would put her with all white males.

>>77750732
He turns your favorite character into a black jew.

>>77756779
Kitty? Yeah she is shit.

>>77756779
Is she kit? Shitty?

>>77760233
Is she? I don't think she is. Is she really?

>>77760204
Wouldn't that be a good thing for him?

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>>77750732

You know what happens? He draws you into the Marvel Universe. He makes it exciting. Does a good job. Makes you a street leveler, with some interesting powers. Nothing overpowered, but sure beats being a normal person. You go and explore the Marvel Universe. You fight bad guys. You win. You lose. You learn. You meet new people. Meet new heroes. Become a part of their lives. You start getting feelings for someone. You are shy at first. From zero to hero to... boyfriend?! It's all too good to be true. But you pursue anyway. Because you want to try to be happy. To have it all. At least for a little while. You confess your love to her. She... feels the same way! You embrace, kiss. Maybe even some other stuff behind the scenes (wink wink). And life has never been better. You have friends with amazing people, you can do amazing things, and best of all, you have an amazing girlfriend in your life. And so life goes on. Another bad thing happens, and next thing you know, your girlfriend is dead, but brought back to life and is being fucked on the regs by a Bendis insert. The worst part? Everyone gives it a 10/10 and justifies that this was the right thing to do. They commend the story. They commend the end of your happiness for Mr. Ben Grimm over here to fuck your girl everyday. So you put the comic down, angered by what you have read. "Really Bendis?" And then you hear a ring at the door...

Is Bendis homosexual?

>>77750732
Bendis' waifu isn't Kitty Pryde, it's Luke Cage. Jessica Jones is a self insert; Bendis dreams of taking Power Man's invulnerable BBC

>>77752397
I wasn't expecting his voice to be like that, I thought it would be a lot deeper.

>>77750732
He'll have a psychic cunt retcon me into a faggot.

>>77750732
yoyu get implied sex with wolverine

>>77750732
He cries and makes another spider-gwen comic

>>77766935
>implying you can't have two waifus
besides everyone knows Luke is for sex and Kitty is for love