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If Luke Cage was a villain he would he completely unstoppable.

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I mean seriously thank how could you possibly kill someone who is immune to penetration or burning, has super strength and an accelerated healing factor?

Crush him under a few tonnes?

Has adamantium ever been tried on him
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Yeah, your husbando is unbeatable special snowflake.
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>>77749075
I just know he has unbreakable skin and he goes in anal. I'd be scared if he went evil
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>>77749075
Suffocation.
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>>77749075
He's black, therefore he can't swim.
Toss him into the middle of the ocean and, voila , dead Luke
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You may not be able to burn his body but you doesn't mean his body wont overheat.
a few minutes set a flame he'll either suffocate or overheat, which ever come first
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>>77749075
Who is the strongest character Luke Cage could beat?
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Gas him, Poison him, send him to outerspace. There's lots of ways to kill someone without actually penetrating their skin.
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Superman vs. Luke Cage

Bareknuckle Boxing Match

Who would win?
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>>77749146
Cyclops
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>>77749146
Your moms poorer.
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>>77749075
Wow, the Luke Cage wank is strong in this post. He really wouldn't be unstoppable though.
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>>77749121
We have a winner.
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>>77749121
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He BLACKED Jessica Jones with his weapon. A BBC.
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>>77749195
Atlas, you glorious dick.
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>>77749075
>shotgun to the face downs him
>COMPLETELY UNSTOPPABLE
yeah nah
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>>77749211
So his eyes are still vulnerable?
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>>77749154
Kek, Supes would take him out in one punch.
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Read secret war.

He got his ass beat so hard that he had internal organ damage. His power actually worked against him because only special tools could be used to perform surgery.

Now someone like butterball is super invulnerable. His power is to the point he can live in a vacuum and immune to life draining powers.
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>>77749075
There's a lot of unharvested cotton in the world
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>>77749236
You think if the flash was black he'd put fruit of the loom out of business.
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>>77749262
Out of business? He'd help them expand. They don't make money off the raw materials, they make money out of what they make with it. Flash would make them spend less on the raw cotton.
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>>77749075
Are you stupid? Even with his powerup in recent history Power Man is still fairly middling tier at best.
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>>77749075
>How can you stop someone immune to penetration?
>Post picture of him standing next to someone who cut him
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>>77749214
He's got unbreakable skin, you don't have skin on your eyeballs
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>>77749075

>Luke Cage.

>Being completely unstoppable.

See here, folks?

And this is why people who don't read comics shouldn't actually talk about comics.
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>>77749103
>Black people are just like vampires
It all makes sense now.
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>>77749416
Exactly, except instead of being allergic to garlic, they are allergic to jobs.
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>>77749075
collosus, thing or anyone stronger then them could beat him easy
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>>77749075
get back to your strength group luke
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>>77749075
He is not invulnerable. While he's street level (mostly), he ranks really high as a threat. People stronger than him can definitely beat him. He cannot go toe to toe with the thing, hulk, colossus, gladiator etc etc. He is also just (mostly) a brawler so characters with better combat awareness will trump him.
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>>77749075
Radiation.
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>>77749117

NO BREATHING
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>>77749146

Almost beat Doom.
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Any psychic could just shut off his higher brain function
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>>77749582
Did he almost beat Doom, or did he almost beat John Byrne era "If you're in the same room with him, it's only a Doombot" Doom?
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>>77749575
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
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>>77749582
Bullcrap.
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>>77749602
Brute force could too. Doesn't matters if his skin and bones are indestructible. Hit the head hard enough and you got scrambled eggs inside the shell.
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>>77749663
>"Where is my money, honey?"
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Just throw him into space
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Put him into LEO and hope he doesn't have enough piss onboard to deorbit.
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>>77749670
This
A bigger more muscular man can knock him out with a punch even without piercing his skin or breaking his bones
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>>77749075
>how could you possibly kill someone who is immune to penetration or burning, has super strength and an accelerated healing factor
launch him into deep space, poison him, mind control him, trap him in a stasis field until after you die, trap him in a black hole, mind wipe him, drop him into the marinara trench, the possibilities are endless to, if not kill him, get him out of your hair until it no longer matters
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Mind Control seems to work pretty well on him, also hit him hard enough and you can know him the fuck out. Also, pour bleach in his eyes, Shocker did that and fucked him up bad, knocked him down with a single punch.
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>>77749704
Okay, he still lost, but still Cage isn't unstoppable, far from it in fact.
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>>77749543
>>Spider-Man Assaulting Innocent Minority!!
>>Exclusive pictures prove masked hoodlum to be not only a menace but also a racist
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>>77749698
>marinara trench
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>>77749121

>use mind control on him to make him think the sea is grape drank
>he drowns himself
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>>77749747
You've never gotten marinara sauce in your eyes? That stuff burns like hell.
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>>77749731
Shocker is pretty badass for a guy wearing a couch.
Though if he had been wearing that old Super Shocker suit he had for awhile he'd be able to actually beat Cage.

Just a query but shouldn't the bleach in the eyes have fucked up Cage more than it did there?
They have warning labels not to get it in your eyes for a reason.
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>>77749704
>Also, pour bleach in his eyes, Shocker did that and fucked him up bad
When in doubt, fight dirty.
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>>77749103
/pol/, we talked about this. Stay on your own board.
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>>77749774
>Just a query but shouldn't the bleach in the eyes have fucked up Cage more than it did there?

If his eyes are normal human-grade eyes, yes. It would depend on how much bleach went in there but he'd need to irrigate within a couple of minutes or he's looking at severe conjunctival and corneal damage.
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>>77749782
>Storm isn't African enough
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>>77749774
>Just a query but shouldn't the bleach in the eyes have fucked up Cage more than it did there?
>They have warning labels not to get it in your eyes for a reason.
Comics.
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>>77749774
>Super Shocker
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>>77749075
At his maximum, Luke Cage would probably be about as strong as the Thing (by my guess). So you just need to throw someone tougher at him.
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>>77749582
Where's my money, honey?
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>>77749663

Doom owed him money. I'm not kidding.
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>>77749871
Yeah. And he can benchpress planets.
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>>77749871
luke has trouble with out of water namor
he is more around collosus strenght group, weaker then thing
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>>77749075
Luke is nothing
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I don't understand how this thread has so many replies. Luke alredy got his ass handed to him by a number of heroes.

Besides since when do you have to kill villains in comic books, just throw him in a super prison with all the other "invulnerable" fags.
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>>77749895
Fuck you.
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>>77749782
>racist jokes make you /pol/
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>>77749915
What was it that caused her to seriously hulk out here?
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>>77749915
Guess I overestimated Cage then. Could have sworn he was stronger than that now. Oh, well.
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>literally anyone who can fly
>fly luke into space
>????
>profit
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>>77749995
It was that time of the month.

Sales Discount day!
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>>77749995

Wanda. Avengers Disassembled.
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He isnt more powerful than someone like The Blob.
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>>77749075
He can be burned, though.

In a Spider-Man crossover back in the 90s he fought the Scorpion, when the latter had an acid-spraying tail. A whole plot point was that the acid could hurt him.
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>>77749731
I loved Shocker in this. Such a putz, but consistently the most competent guy on the team. When the Punisher shows up, he's the only one to stick around to fight him. When the Avengers rock in, he's the only one who gets some decent licks in. On it goes, and yet he gets no respect because he doesn't demand it.

I seriously hope he gets the spotlight at some point, after the end of that series.
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>>77750133
DON'T MOCK THE SHOCKER!
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>>77749298
But you do on your lids
Checkmate registrationfags
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>>77749075

Cage's invulnerabilty is pretty weak actually. He has unbreakable skin but doesn't have the internal durability to match.

You see in JJ, a close range shotgun blast fucks up his skull from the internal damage, even if it didn't break the skin.

He's pretty tough, and in the Defenders street level he's basically unstoppable, but compared to Thor or Hulk or Vision or Captain Marvel's toughness it doesn't compare.

An Iron Man suit is probably more resistant than him actually.
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I don't understand what anyone could read to make them think Luke is this powerful
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>>77749075
Isn't tombstone basically an evil version of Luke cage.
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>>77749075
He isn't immune to blunt force trauma, not a lot of heroes are, not even Supes, you just have to hit him on the head really really, really hard
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>>77750369
If you hand around /co/ you will notice that a bunch of people here need everything spelled to them for them to understand the most basic things. It took months for them to understand the main plot of Inside Out and I bet many still don't understand it.
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>>77749121

Doesn't he swim in his first appearance? When he escapes prison.
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>>77750369
>implying the retard who thought Luke was this powerful reads comics
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>>77750420
I guess that's why Man of Steel is so popular around these parts then.
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>>77749915
colossus is stronger than Thing.
And tougher too, because Thing only has an outer layer of rocks, while colossus is all metal
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>>77749731
I love that despite everyone ragging on Shocker as being a loser, he's the only one that even remotely holds his own in this fight.
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>>77750637
that's why he's a loser. He's an underachiever.
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>>77750101
>In a Spider-Man crossover back in the 90s he fought the Scorpion,
do you remember what episode i don't recall 90s spiderman ever having a crossover or episode that features Luke
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>>77749782
>slavs
>white
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>>77749215
now if it was who was the blandest character I think supes could take that one home to ma kent
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>>77750857
You think Cage is more compelling than Superman?

You're cute, Anon.

But you're still wrong.
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>>77749997
That's probably because Bendis has been giving Cage power creep constantly for the past decade. He's still not technically in Thing's range but he's far stronger than he used to be. Thing on the other hand is weaker than Hulk but traditionally makes up for it by being a more skilled fighter which used to make them just about even in a fight for decades.
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>>77749652
To my knowledge, that defeat is actually one of the only times a loss by Doom hasn't been explicitly retconned as a Doombot.
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>>77751219
I hate the deal with bendis and his blatantly adopting 'pet' characters. It just more fanboy writing.
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>>77751259
I can sorta live with it. I'd have never known whom alot of characters were for several years if not for being unfortunate enough to pick up House of M and then wanting to know more about the characters from older issues (at which point I discover that he's writing them like complete shit and they're way better than I thought). He's horrible but he managed to somewhat serve a purpose.
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>>77751219
for thing he is around grey hulk/joe fixit level of strenght.
it's also the only hulk version he can realy beat solo.
he can outsmart savage hulk sure, but savage hulk increases in strenght quickly that soon thing is going down quick.
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>>77749075

Mindfuck
Magic Fuck
Drop him in a vat of cement
pym particle a bomb inside his brain
aging ray
Vibranium bullets

I mean shit, it's comics
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>>77751511
>aging ray
Didn't see one of those for awhile.
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>>77751511
adamantium should be able to cut him also.
luke's skin is supposedly as hard as titanium
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>>77751219
in that chart from the 70es cage was put in the same strength category as spiderman and she-hulk in the medium high.
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>>77751602

>Adamantium

Ixnay on the foxnay. Adamantium is mugga junk
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>>77751511
Wouldn't a vibranium bullet not move at all?

I mean, Look at cap with his magic shield. When Thor hit it Cap stays in place just fine. Thor power plus the weight of the hammer should be more than enough to vaporize a human yet the shield stops the blow. The explanation for that is that vibranium possesses the ability to absorb all vibrations in the vicinity as well as kinetic energy directed at it.

So when the gunpowder explodes in the gun the bullet should stay still.
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>>77751632
Bendis has had Cage casually lifting objects far in excess of that. Tanker trucks and that sort of thing. No real reason for the panels except to show off that Cage is strong.
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>>77751663
Bendis can't get enough of the Power Cock in his asshole
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>>77751658
That's generally the case. I think there are some tricks that can be used to shoot them but I don't recall what they are. I could just be confusing them with the antarctic vibranium bullets which hit the market in FlashVenom. Wakanda tends to use energy weapons when they want to shoot stuff anyway.
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>>77751658

You got many ways of going about it:

Vibranium Arrow Tip
Vibranium Musket Shot
Copper back at the bullet with the gun powder charge and a vibranium outer casing


Or if you want to just skip it all together, a vibranium knife
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>>77751688
You got your Waifus mixed up, man. Cage was a stand in for Bendis, Jessica was a stand in for Spider-Woman.
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>>77751753
If we take the description literally one wouldn't be able to move vibranium at all. Maybe it follows a function so the stronger the impact the more it absorbs.
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>be shit tier telekinetic
>only have enough strength to lift a fully grown man in the air
>Luke Cage says he's going to kill me
>lift him in the air
>he can't do anything because he can't fly
>strength and invulnerability literally useless
>put him under water
>hold him under water for half an hour
>shittest telekinetic in the world just killed power man
>INVINCIBLE
>HE'S SO STRONG
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>>77750637
Spider-man's villains are the best for that reason. They all look like B or C list morons, but people get fucked up when anyone but Spidey fights them.
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>>77751810

Vibranium works in a way that depending on how you hit it, it can absorb or reflect energy without ever deforming or breaking

That means if you design it correctly, a vibranium bullet will travel unstoppably until it expends the kinetic energy.

That's why when cap hits you with the side of the shield, you feel a super soldier punch directly onto your face, but if he hit you with the side, it would chop your head off like a buzz saw
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>>77751884

>Have telekinesis strong enough to lift a single man in the air

>Don't use your power to telekinetically give him a heart stroke or squeeze his brain down his nostriles and be done with it
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>>77749075
>using physical attacks to stop Luke cage.
>suffocation
>drowning
>absorb his energy
>toxin/poison
>mental attacks
>kfc
So on... Yeah can't stop Luke cage.
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>>77751951
You missed the whole;
>shit tier
Meaning no skills. Only enough knowledge to know how to lift someone.
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>>77751884
>>only have enough strength to lift a fully grown man in the air

>be shit tier telekinetic

Chose one.

What even fucking qualifies as a mid teir telekinetic to you?
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>>77749075
Only quads can kill Luke Cage
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>>77751884
Couldn't he use his super strength to swim really hard creating a force higher than his own weight and thus defeating your shitty powers? Next time just have fun holding him over fire.
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>>77749075
Lol poison gas or drowning.

Got any other brain busters? Lol dumbasd.
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>>77751926
That would be a better explanation. Also makes it much more useful. So what happens when a vibranium bullet hit a vibranium shield?
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>>77749075
Are you high, OP?
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>>77752060
And its just his skin.. his organs are weak grenade in the mouth rush hour 2 style. Or simple poison would do the trick too. He's a c list hero at best.
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>>77752074


Assuming you have sufficient strength to hold onto the shield, the Kinetic energy is released into the air, producing a giant WHOOOOOMB and then the bullet falls unharmed into the ground
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>>77751884
>>77752043
Is Luke strong enough to have an effective clap?

can it at least stumble a person?
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ITT
>Luke Cage is unstoppable
>No one posts Deadpool Kills Marvel Universe
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>>77749155
Implying cyclops would fight this guy toe to toe.
You think a strategist like cyclops would just brawl with Luke Cage? Cyclops would take him out.
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>>77752198
X Kills the Yadda Yadda don't matter
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Give him a concussion
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>>77749075
Do what Deadpool did, put tiny explosives in his drinks, blow him up from the inside
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>>77752144
thunder clap doesn't even make sense.
The power of the clap would depend on how fast you're clapping your hands, not how strong you are.
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>>77749117
>>77749575
>>77749655
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In his 70s comics, a villain manages to hurt him with gas, sonic attacks etc. he's also vulnerable to psychic attacks, and there ae plenty of stronger characters in the MU
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This is shit u can kill him he has BULLET proof skin not fucking bolder proof he is strong but not super human strength
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Cage and Punisher were killed pretty easily by by Tombstone, Kickback and another z-list villain in the 90's. Kickback had to jump back in time and save their lives as they had info Kingpin wanted.
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>>77753837
>but not super human strength
He absolutely has super-human strength. Da fuck you on about?
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>>77749915
Say whatever you want about this shit I really liked the art.
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>immune to burning

but that's wrong, he's been killed with fire
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>>77749206
The instant Bendy got his hands on him and he blacked Bendisette and became a father, Luke Cage was done
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Deadpool made him drink a bunch of pim particles in his coffee blowing him up from the inside.
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>>77751887
Well, Spider-Man is incredibly overpowered for a street level hero, so it makes sense that his villains are strong enough to keep up.

Seriously, though, the people of Marvel are fucking lucky as all hell that Peter isn't actually a villain. Incredible super strength, super speed, instincts so good they're practically precognition, incredible endurance, great capacity for stealth, and an intellect that even Reed's impressed by.

If Peter ever just said fuck it and turned villain everyone would be fucked.
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>>77752198
Like the one where the Punisher somehow kills spider-man with a grenade?
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>>77755758
>What if? Spider-man vs Wolverine
Is what you're looking for.
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>>77749214

His internal organs are still vulnerable.

A hammer blow doesn't have to break your skin to fuck you the hell up.
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>>77750044
Fucking Wanda. Why the fuck hasn't this bitch been arrested yet, she causes more problems than most villains.
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>>77749075
He's no match for the ZimZam
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>>77756262
>Web to the face
>Pull with all str
>Tore his head off
>Put it in a safebox
>Drop it in the Mariana trench
>10000 years later scientifics find a safebox with an angry Canadian's head inside
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>>77750398

Honestly i am not certain where Tombstone is nowadays powerwise.

In Ye olden days of Yore he was basically at the Killer Croc level, too strong to be called a normal human, but at the absolute minimum of superhuman strength. But hes gotten stronger the last two decades. At a guess however i believer Tombstone to be weaker than Cage by a fair margin.
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>>77759671

After the first hundred years of voiceless cursing, Logan spends the years thinking.

A decade after they found him, the world worships Mimir, the bringer of wisdom.
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>>77749075
>I mean seriously thank how could you possibly kill someone who is immune to penetration or burning, has super strength and an accelerated healing factor?
Picture Doctor Strange, Scarlet Witch, all 4 Ghost Riders, Doctor Voodoo, Nico Minoru and Wiccan all together laughing their asses off.
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>>77751530
How about de-aging ray?
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>>77749195
What about black people not being able to swin? I never heard that.>>77749121
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Spider-man could just beat him enough to him in a daze and put some extra strength webfluid into his lungs.
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>>77749075
guys this thread is way better, less Cage wank, more realism >>77761484
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>>77761585

If i dont misremember Spider-man put him down pretty easily in the nineties.
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>>77749746
Lies Spider-man is black this is clearly trouble in the hood and should be ignored.
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There are plenty of villains that use magic that could take him out. The laws of physics don't apply, etc.
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>>77761533
It's one of those very often true stereotypes.
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>>77751453
>That 05 version that makes him look like a shitty rapper/bum.

What in the flying fuck Marvel?
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>>77749154
eh, a few punches. He could kick current Supers ass though.
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>>77761698

The dead Superman?
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>>77761698
current supes he'd for sure beat, but normal supes giving one serious punch it would be over
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>>77751453
Nigga looks like an Absorbing Man cosplayer at '10
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>>77761697
Well that was from the MAX series, and MAX series generally lack subtlety.
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He's a retarded nigger, just throw job applications at him
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>>77762238

Hey Anon I think you're lost. Let me help you out here:

>>/pol/
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>>77762286
Helloooooo reddit
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>>77755758
>instincts so good they're practically precognition
It IS precognition. Just very, very limited. Kane used to have a stronger spider sense and they came as visions.
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>>77762428
Hello yourself.

Now goodbye off to /pol/ with ya bad self.
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>>77760239
Seriously underrated.
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>>77762069
THAT'S who that pic reminds me of. It's been bugging me. Thanks.
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Shotgun to the dome
>done
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Well, cage is supposedly the most invulnerable person in marvel period and has a high level of stamina and accelerated healing.
There are even rumors that he doesn't age anymore.

BUT he still needs to breathe eat and drink liquids. Is weak to mental attacks AND he's at best class 40.

He's basically Captain America amped up to 100. One of if not the only successess of the clandestine super soldier program.
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>>77749075
Man Iron Fist is by far the more dangerous of the two. He's cold-clocked Luke with the dragon fist more than once. It'd take Luke a while to total a Helicarrier, IF does it in one punch.
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>>77764773
Niggerlover
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>>77767672
If I was Marvel, I would just make a live action OPM and market it as Danny
instead of 3 years of strength training, it'd be his time in f K'un-L'un for his childhood
instead of one punch, it's dragon fist
fish out of water story
it'd be perfect
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>>77749782
>m-muh /pol/ boogeyman!, dun be raciss!!
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>>77767725
But who would Genos be?
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>>77767696
Welll I guess that makes you a nigga hater then.
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>>77749294
It's not OP's fault some writers are retarded
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>>77762286
Either fuck off back to reddit or deal with the fact that SJW pandering has no place here on 4chan.

The more you throw hiss fits over racial banter only serves to create more here in the last bastion of free speech.
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If Luke Cage was a wizard his name would be Luke Mage
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>>77767956
If he won his fights on accident, he would be Fluke Cage.
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>>77768034
If he was a librarian his name would be Luke Page
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>>77768071
if he was a disgruntled businessman his name would be Suit Rage
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>>77761533
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11172054
>A month ago, six African-American teenagers drowned in a single incident in Louisiana, prompting soul-searching about why so many young black Americans can't swim.
>When 15-year-old DeKendrix Warner accidentally stepped into deeper water while wading in the Red River in Shreveport, he panicked.
>JaTavious Warner, 17, Takeitha Warner, 13, JaMarcus Warner, 14, Litrelle Stewart, 18, Latevin Stewart, 15, and LaDarius Stewart, 17, rushed to help him and each other.
>None of them could swim. All six drowned. DeKendrix was rescued by a passer-by.
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>>77768123
>JaTavious
>Latevin
>LaDarius
>Litrelle
Where are they getting such names? Latevin sounds like prescription drug.
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>>77768184

Black people use MMO character name generators to name their children
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>>77768243
I think it's just an american thing. Plenty of white americans also have a bad habit of just throwing sounds together rather than name their kid after a person or a thing
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>>77767929
Lol, I was the one that made that original nigger comment to see what would happen, lol

>>>/pol/

Stay there
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Cage is a really low metahuman, he's only impressive by working on a really low street level, and even then he's pretty useless against his fellow street level heroes like Moon Knight, Iron Fist or Daredevil. He's nowhere near the Thing or Colossus.
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>>77768184
Many reasons. One of which it's because they want their baby to have a name of something they like but with their own twist like adding La, Ja or Da to the front of a name or combining two names into one.
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>>77768333
Dude, just admit you don't read comics and only care about power level shit.
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>>77768184
I met a black kid whose name was Darilys.
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>>77768390
sounds like a Dr Who villain
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>>77749582
Ah yes, the time Doom was beaten because he didn't think to make armor that could be constantly punched.
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>>77768365
Dude, not only does he not read comics, he doesn't even understand the powerlevel shit.

Daredevil and moon knight better?
They spend their time slap boxing with fucking kingpin and random low level ninja.
The can't even be considered for the avengers or even the fucking avengers Z team let alone be back up members.

I don't even know what he's tarding on about.

>>77768184
Dude, you can't actually say something like that while on the comic and cartoons section of 4chan. A site built on cartoons starring oddly named even by the japanese standards characters and comic book hereos with weird as fuck names.
I mean, seriously.
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>>77758227
>Why the fuck hasn't this bitch been arrested yet

Because she's an avenger. They always fucking get a free pass.
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>>77768416
I just want him to become a rapper or something because his name is "The Realest" in black speak
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>>77768365
Going out on a limb here, I've probably read way more comics than you, my MCU Bendisfriend.

>>77768422
Like an untrained fighter like Cage could even touch a world class martial artist like DD, being on the Avengers (traditionally a jobber squad spending their time with C list villain and HYDRA) is a badge of shame and only shows how the "Power"man has nothing else better to do, Luke is useless for anything more than pounding half a dozen AIM mooks and robots on a lazy saturday raid, before leaving the big boys (Hawkeye) to deal with the big threat (MODOK or some other idiot).
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>>77749075
Does Marvel even have any well known black villains, like Black Manta?
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>>77759517
Was shot at multiple times and hit twice.
Once by a black guy and another by a mexican guy.
Seems that zimzam isn't bullet proof. And in a couple of years we're more then likely going to read a little blurb in the back of a news paper about him being shot to death by pissed redneck bikers/random black thugs/eses, over something or other.
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>>77768499
Nope.
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>>77768499
Nope, and for the longest time they had no relevant female characters and had them all dress like complete skanks. But I guess since they started pandering to Tumblr in the 2010s they're suddenly the most progressive and amazing company in the world.
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>>77768184
THE CAUSES AND CONSEQUENCES OF DISTINCTIVELY BLACK NAMES
http://www.nber.org/papers/w9938.pdf?new_window=1
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>>77768499
Tombstone
Shadowking
Slyde
Emplate
Copperhead, but he's a nobody.
The guy who swung the wrecking ball from the wrecking crew
Brother Voodoos brother
The great white ape

That's...that's it.
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>Pym particles and antmans shit
>Go into Lukes food when I'm tiny as fuck with shrunken bombs and shit.
>Dumbass eats me and I work my way to his brain
>Plant bombs exit via nose or some shit
>Detonate and fuck Jessica Jones
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>>77768596
They're segregating themselves with stupid names?
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>>77768608
I actually think they did that, but Cage's power creep had made his insides impervious too, so he just got shat out.
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>>77768597
I guess Shadowking and Tombstone are pretty relevant, but even then we're talking about a shark albino man and a psychic entity, not actual people that are actually black.
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>>77768615
Since when does Cage have indestructible insides?
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>>77768497
I doubt it since all your arguments you seem to think that DD's skill could allow him to punch a guy with unbreakable skin or that somehow Cage has no training when he works with a martial arts instructor/friend Iron Fist. It seems to me that you are judging all of this based on who is more popular than anything.

Contrary to what you and bendis believes, Luke is not some low level thug that doesn't know shit.
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>>77768630
No, they are black.
I mean, if that's the case the the thing isn't a jew and mystique isn't a blue skinned white woman.
She's a shape changing hermaprhoditic pansexual smurf.
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>>77768650
Shadowking isn't black, he's middle eastern and How can you guys forget Deadly Nighshade, Erik Killmonger, and Moses Magnum
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>>77749195
fuck, that's good
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>>77768644
On some level of course popularity matters, that's what gives people like Wolverine and Spiderman their power creep, and what elevated Luke from a nobody in Heroes for Hire to a mainstay in the Avengers.

Still, top level martial artists in the Marvel Universe are always pulling wins they have no right to, just the other day reading Uncanny Xmen Psylocke can kick Wolverine into submission, even with his adamantium cranium, but whatever, maybe DD can't take him down with martial arts bullshit or even with the traditional Spiderman style environmental takedown, the fact of the matter is a brawler like Cage has no hopes of even touching someone on DD's hand to hand skill level.

>Luke is not some low level thug that doesn't know shit
That is consistently his portrayal, which if anything Bendis tried to get away from, you'll have a hard time finding a different characterization unless you go full on "one off issue from 35 years ago", he's always been a brawler and his meta level powers are incredibly unimpressive, which shouldn't bother you unless you're a powerlevel wanker and can't see the value in a low level metahuman acting like a bigshot in the street level (Luke's whole fucking character in case you missed that).
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>>77768615

You're thinking of Irredeemable Ant-Man/World War Hulk, maybe?
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>>77768650
For my money Mystique has been a smurf for a long time. And Martian Manhunter isn't black either.
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>>77768705
Nope.
Black.

And let's see. Never heard of them, a second stringer for black panther, and a one off villian from the 70's who's only got potential because of the insane nature of his power that's only remembered by a few black writers.
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>>77768747
>just the other day reading Uncanny Xmen
Sorry, meant Uncanny X Force.
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>>77768751
Later on by Avenger vs Xmen era didn't they have a story about his damaged insides or trying to give him a injection? Marvel editors have always been so inconsistent.
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>>77768747
Wolverine is just some cunt with super healing and tough bones. He's not fucking invincible you tard.
Secondly, it's a known thing that psylocke has magic bullshit hand ninja powers that she inherited from the body of the hand ninja she hijacked. They have to play that up because she's such an unimpressive psionic.

Secondly, no amount of martial prowess is going to help DD outfight Cage in a straight up fight. That's fucking retarded.

That's not even a thing marvel unless it's the most retarded and laughed out of the room and instantly disregarded by everyone who isn't an idiot or fantard tier shit.

His greatest power is having the highest level invulnerability you can get without being a god or cosmic, super healing ability on top of that and enhanced stamina.
His super strength, enhanced speed, and virtual immortality because of retarded aging and healing keeping him young is a side effect of that.

AND he's been fighting things that DD has no goddamned hope of beating. I don't give a fuck how much they wank radar sense.
DD can not outfight Cage straight up that's just how it is.
He'd have to call in fucking spiderman to help him out.

>>77768781
Had a heart attack or some such shit, for some stupid reason. Had to have pym get in there and do something.
Radda Radda Radda
He's fixed up.

>>77768760
Yeah, but people treat her like a white chick who just so happens to have blue skin.
Even though we have no idea of her actual ethnicity and word of god states that up until mystiques powers activated she was a little blue boy.
As for martian manhunter not being black. I honestly don't know what you're talking about.
Of course not. He's a green marsian.
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>>77768842
Are you unironically black? Just read Stewart GL books or something, you don't have to take powerlevel stuff as a personal offense.
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It's clear OP's only exposure to Luke Cage is the JJ netflix series
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>>77768747
Wake me up when Luke Cage starts having trouble fighting someone just because it's raining.
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>>77768842
>highest level invulnerability
He's weaker than every single powerhouse, jobs out consistently to the Thing, Colossus, Namor out of water. If you actually read comics you'd know a dead nobody like Rhino outclasses Cage. Rhino who I might add, is defeated like an afterthought by Spidey or DD.

>he's been fighting things that DD has no goddamned hope of beating
Like?

>DD can not outfight Cage straight up that's just how it is.
Because? Please post your thoughts again in a more organized manner.
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>>77768842
MM uses a black PI named John Jone as his earth SI, that's a pretty well known facet of his character.
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>>77768899
>Like?

As >>77768890 pointed out, rain. Or fire sprinklers.
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>>77749154
Sure supes can't break his skin, but he sure as hell can turn his insides to jelly
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>>77768859
Yes I am. And Stewart's books were always kinda boring.

>>77768899
>Doesn't know the difference between invulnerability and strength.
Yes stupid. He's low level when compared to other power houses.
The thing is, his greatest strength isn't his strength. It's his invulnerability.
Know what that means? How much punishment he can take. And it's canon that he's more invulnerable then all but a few brick characters.
His super strength isn't a separate thing he got from that failed experiment. It's an outgrowth of his invulnerability and enhanced healing. And for a time he was only a class 10, now he's up to class 40 and he's just as invulnerable as before.

Like the wrecking crew.

I don't have to.
He's invincible.
He's super strong
He's got very low level super speed
He's got experience fighting and training with a guy who can and has slapped his shit sideways.
This isn't up for discussion.
There is nothing DD can do in a straight mano y mano fight that can stop or even slow down Cage.
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>>77768859
>Are you unironically black? Just read Stewart GL books or something
I have no face for level of butthurt Stewartfags had because of Darkseid War: Green Lantern.
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Induce a heart attack.
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>>77768422
Both DD & Moon Knight has been on past Avenger teams. Heck, Moony was on TWO.
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>>77768769
IIRC, Deadly Nightshade was a Luke Cage villain. Proficient with medical science, poisons, biology, etc. She fought Black Panther a few times, was on MODOK'S 11, and was the one who turned Cap into a werewolf.
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>>77768597
>>77768630
>Shadowking
Shadowking is egyptian, not black.
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>>77769778
Some egyptians were black
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>>77769373
>Silver Surfer in this tier
What the fuck?
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>>77769799
some americans are black.
He still isn't black.
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>>77769815
Just pointing out that you can't really disqualify ones blackness by saying that he is egyptian
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>>77769822
This is the Shadow King, Amahl Farouk. Would you consider him black?
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>>77769864
No but I was just being an ass, calm down.
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>>77769808
>I need not rely on sheer brute strength for mine is the power cosmic.
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>>77769900
I bet he could use more strength during Planet Hulk.
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>>77769900
So hes just there to show off? God damn it Norrin.
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>>77769864
>>77769815
He's just saying "He's not black" and "Because he's Egyptian" are not statements that follow each other precisely the same way "He's not black because he's American" makes no inherent sense.

Just post his picture from the beginning next time.
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>>77749560
He can fight the thing in a good match
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>>77749543
FUCKING #REKT
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>>77769822
>>77769917

there are also black japanese people, and black chinese people.
you woul still recognize what one means when they say that someone is chinese and not black.
Egyptians aren't black. He's egyptian.
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>>77770017
Okay autismo, now go read about egypt
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>>77770017
>Egyptians aren't black.
But some of them are.
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>>77770017
Okay well I grew up in Egypt so I can tell you that you're a retard who doesn't know what you're talking about.

This shit doesn't begin and end with skin color like it does in America where half the population doesn't know how to keep a track of their own lineage past three generations.
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>>77770070
Yeah. it's pretty easy to track it when your family has been inbreeding for tens of generations, right?
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>>77770070
>>77770040
and some chinese are black, and some russians are black and so on and so on
>>77770029
and? culturally egyptians are egyptians, plus the province they come from, plus arab or the ethnic minority they belong to, plus whatever religion they practice.
none of that makes them black.Black egyptians are mostly nubians,a minority who live in the southern parts of egypt.
The other egyptians are just that, egyptians and they've been their own population since neolithic times.
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>>77770223
>culturally
we ain't talking culturally we're talking ethnically
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>>77770223
You have such a foreign and self-contradictory worldview on how this works.

"Oh he's Egyptian except when he's not Egyptian he's from another country that's only been defined recently" uh well do you know we've been doing the thing you people call 'race-mixing' with those Nubians and other people from all the surroundings regions that we've invaded and have had invaded from us since millenia, over periods of times that all together are easily double or triple the total ages of all your religions combined?

"They've been their own population since neolithic times" please, did you really take >>77770213's shit seriously?
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Wait so if someone asked you which skin color was Egyptian, you'd really only choose one of these people?
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>>77770246
ethnically he's egyptian. culture is part of ethnicity.
>>77770264
what are you even talking about? when did I even mention other nations?
and the influx of other "races" has been minimal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_history_of_Egypt#DNA_studies_on_modern_Egyptians
The point is, egyptians are egyptians, not black.
The classification of black and white is idiotic nonsense only fit for americans and neonazi, but even if you want to use it to define egyptians they would be closer to what one calls white than black.
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>>77770402
>The classification of black and white is idiotic nonsense only fit for americans and neonazi
Yes.
>but even if you want to use it to define egyptians they would be closer to what one calls white than black.
No.
You can't say "even if you want to use it to define" blah blah that whole classification is an oversimplification and it doesn't even make sense. Egyptians include people you would call black. "Egyptian" isn't anything that could conceivably fall on any single point of a white-black spectrum. End of story.
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>>77755052
source?
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>>77767846
Spidey? In Maximum Carnage I recall him trying to learn from Iron Fist
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>>77769113
Didn't She Hulk accidentally kill him in age of ultron by throwing him out a building? Real invulnerable huh?
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>>77772029
it was in that marvel team-up run kirkman did
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>>77749075
>immune to penetration

Does this mean he can't take it in the ass?
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>>77769012

Well, if we consider canon the Superman/FF crossover, then Supes is way stronger than adamantium. I don't think he would have troubles breaking Cage's defense.
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>>77751802

>That image
>That title

The fuck?
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>>77755758

>If Peter ever just said fuck it and turned villain everyone would be fucked.

I'm surprised Marvel hasn't capitalized this premise. I mean, is Marvel, they would do anything just for a few bucks. They've turned some of their heroes to villains, at least for a time.
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>>77776717
There are some evil versions of Peter Parker running around. The Spider and Poison, for example.
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>>77776937

But I mean, like a massive event, like World War Hulk but for Peter. Marvel like that kind of things.

How would Peter fare against the same enemies Hulk had in WWH?
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>>77761533
>>77761671

Yeah. I worked as a lifeguard in the summer for years at apartment complexes and black kids as well as african immigrants were terrifying to watch. They'd go down easy, choke on water, really have a hard time.
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>>77768184
Black Americans have no actual central culture to rely on so they have fabricate things like names. They don't want to use "white" names, but actual African names are retarded so they just sort of make up shit.
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>>77755758
>>77776717
You could easily turn this into a limited run, it's just writers are shit, and Peter usually snaps in .2 seconds as soon as someone touches his grandmother with a catheter wrong.

You'd need a big enough tragedy, like his loved one dying, but nearly all of them. It'd be hard to give him enough shit to break him, although a lot of writers tend to do that kinda thing where he goes ape shit.

You'd need consistent pressure, and the right person to come in and give him the right push at a vulnerable moment. Frank is practically the only guy I could think of to make him remotely anti-hero, but the only way you'd get him on board is if this was some sort of plot by the other heroes.

You'd need to sit down and plan this thing out, but you could make a fairly interesting story out of it.
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>>77769808
Ghost rider is in there too. He can beat anybody provided they fuck up enough or get in his way.

Marvel and dc need to sit down and rewrite tier fucking lore into a coherent universe.
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>>77776628
Benids brought back Luke Cage from obscurity and is well known for really like to write Luke in a certain way that people joke around that Bendis project himself as Luke and that he wants to be a muscular black guy.
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>>77769808
Surfer powers is way more focused on energy projection and manipulation, brute strength is not his forte
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>>77777487
to be fair that was made before a lot of the lore for GR was made, back in those days GR was more or less just a guy possesed by a demon, he wasn't even a spirit of vengeance then, the whole spirit of vengeance came with the 90's run and Danny Ketch
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>>77780080
like black panther holding him in an arm lock?
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he even fucked up doom for only 200 dollars
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>>77777387
just an alt version. Where peter decided to take on criminals after his uncle had been killed.
He decided he needed a name, a symbol that would scare criminals, make them too afraid to commit crimes.
And there is one thing criminals are afraid of: bigger criminals!
So peter decides to become the biggest criminal in town in order to conrtol all other criminals.
He tells himself that crime will always exist so the best way to protect the innocent is to control the crime.
First he beats the bad guys up, then he recruits them. He protects his turf.
He moves to smuggling and then to corruption. He reasons that those are not violent crimes and in this way he can protect the citizens from harm.
With his brain and his power and connections as BossCriminal he quickly moves up in society, he takes control of Stark industries, he gets special technology for himself, he beats up the heroes that he can, and uses his criminal and political connections to ruin the others. He becomes a much more effective harry osborn.
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>>77761533
It's not that we CAN'T swim. It's that a lot of our parents and grandparents were never allowed in pools or at beaches (Whites Only), so they never learned, and either waded in lakes, or never went near the water. They had kids, and were unable to teach them how to swim, so we still have black adults and kids drowning left and right. The black community at large still doesn't know how to swim. Maybe 30% of us bothered to learn how. Glad I did: I almost drowned on a field trip to Adventure Island when I was a kid. The rest of that summer: swimming lessons daily in the crappy pool next to the rec center, regardless of a mild electrical current running through the water and irritating every cut or scrape you had (and as kids, we had a lot). Today's black kids largely STILL don't know how to swim or care that they don't. They'd rather work on their 3 pointers, and drown in 4 feet of water.
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>>77780412
And black immigrants don't swim because they come from places where there are things in the water that will fucking EAT you, and assume the same is true everywhere.
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>>77749294
how did he get his ear pierced?
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>>77749195
>hard sound
>vs hard light

which would win, /co/?
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>>77780675
Hard Smell,
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>>77780622
kitty made it intangible then made it tangible again
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>>77776447
we get it dc, please stop masturbating on your superman body pillow
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>>77767906
God backed claws and strength >>> Titanium tier skin.

get rekt nerd.
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>>77749105
Why anal scares you?
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>>77751884
Just use your ESP to squeeze his brain, and mush it like hamburger meat. Oh no, "insert name" is going to kill me, I know I will use my ESP to blend their brain.
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Meh. "Unbreakable skin" is basically invulnerability. Compare this to other street level heroes like DD, Punisher, and even Spider-Man, Luke can't get shot. Move out of that Street level group, and Luke would get KTFO by Carol Danvers or Iron Man. You wouldn't even need a God-Tier powerhouse like Thor to take out Luke. Oh, and the thing with invulnerability is that all heroes are still susceptible to blunt force trauma. Case in point, Jessica Jones Netflix show, where she KOed Luke with a shotgun blast.
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