Norm Of The North Thread

DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB

Until I saw a poster for this in my local theater I assumed it was a direct to video knockoff of something. I wish I could go back to thinking that.

>Main character is a 'party animal'
>Fart gags
>Obnoxious sidekicks
>Dance sequences
>Bear puns

Looks like a winner

This is zootopias competition first most autistic movie depictions of animals.

Man I wonder what the plot will be

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>>77743118

This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A_F5oYJGI

>>77742602
Help! I'm tossing grenades at the screen but nothing's happening.

>>77744865
remove the trigger you dipshit

>>77744897
I already did it and nothing is still happening.

>>77744865
>>77744934

Delete System 32 and it'll help. The computer keeps the anti-explosion files there.

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>>77742602
Reminder that Rob Schneider is an actual rich Jew, unlike the many /co/ accuses of being Jewish because they're rich

>>77744938
And I also tried tossing throwing knives at the screen, nothing happened.

was every single line of dialogue completely off sync for anyone else? or was it just that the mouth animations,and the ENTIRE animation in general just look very stiff?

>>77744976
Half Jew, half Chink.

Which makes him like, 200% Jew.

I hate it in trailers where the completly stop the music to show some cheesy joke.

At the very least, it doesn't have all the VAs' names on the top of the poster.

>>77743219

This is literally the plot to Open Season and Over the Hedge at the same time

This might as well be another shitty DreamWorks movie

>>77745121
>>77745121
And yet he still manages to be offensive to Asian people, especially in Eight Crazy Nights and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.
It's ridiculous; he was tolerable on SNL, what the fuck happened?

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Goddamnit, OP, now I want to fuck this chick

>>77745121

I thought he was half Flip?

>>77745563
That's your fault.
She doesn't even look good, she looks like a Korean knockoff doll.

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>>77745601
But bespectacled lolis is my fetish

>>77745058
no the entire thing is shit
shit animation, shit textures, shit designs, and they all just terrible preset 3D hair
Not to discredit them though, Reel FX did fuckign freebirds and then turned out to be good when they had ideas that werent shit

>>77743219
>that lip syncing

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Who's the animation culprit here?

India! Gasp.

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>>77745563
So... im guessing from how predictable this whole shit looks that shes probably the super-enviromentalist liberal gril power smart ass that is lonely because she has no friends cuz she's 'misunderstood' or whatever but will save the dumb bears life when he goes to the city and then ends up helping him complete his goal in some important way and at the end of the movie will become superfamous and live happily ever after and some shit?

>>77742602

Is this the sequel to that movie with dancing panda?

Please stop the non-English animation meme.
Only Japan did it right.

>>77747075
We could only be so lucky.

>>77746997
Sounds about right to me, but let's not forget the mid-to-third-act misunderstanding where the badguy makes it look like one or both have betrayed the other and they mope for fifteen minutes before having a huge cringe-nuke of a concert where they turn the entire population of NYC and Murica at large into eco friendly wankstains.

God the trailers before The Peanuts movie were such shit. Except for the one about pets. That one showed an interesting premise without giving away the plot.

>>77742602
FUCKING NORMS

>>77742602

>Song in trailer that is at least six months out of date.
>Poorly animated.
>Dance sequence that is probably from ending.
>Bad puns in narration.
>Fart joke.

It's almost like a bad animated bingo card.

>>77746268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=162rSgMysDY&app=desktop

>>77747172
>Asshole corporate villain who is evul for the moniez
>NYC is the setting for the fish out of water scenario
>Main character is a misunderstood soft heart
>Everyone back home is a fucking dick but for some reason Norm is the one sent to save their land

Never ends, this shit.

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>>77747140

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>>77742602
For a moment there I thought the OP image was one of those UNITINU shoops.

>>77747478
>>77747550

Will Norm become /co/'s Blart?

This is why Dreamworks and Disney always use that smug face, asymmetry works a lot better something symmetrical, especially with a profile shot. Otherwise the face started to look odd since it's too symmetrical for the mind to see as natural.

>Lionsgate: Producing Cheap Furry Movies
So will this get 4 or 5 sequels?

>>77742602
>The Nut Job
>Strange Magic
>Now this
Why is January the month of garbage?

>>77747601

This is probably one of those situations where the people in charge are like three animation lessons ahead of the rest of the production staff though. They haven't gotten that far along in their training.

FUCKING NORMS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77747633
January, February and August are the dumping grounds.

>>77747633

>he doesn't know

January/February are dump months. Everything the studios have no faith in being good or making money gets dumped there or the end of August. March used to be one too until 300 made lodsamone.

Not every movie that gets released then is bad, but even the few good ones are too weird to released at any other time of the year.

>>77746997
I'm screencapping your post just because it seems exactly like what will happen.

>>77747550
Theres a reason dreamworks face is a thing.
Perfect symmetry is weird

>>77747745

That's one of the reasons I love Rango so much; they made actual asymmetrical characters rather than just lazily compensating with the Dreamworks face.

>>77747729
I'm afraid to ask if you made this just for this movie or if it was made before because theres at least 4 bingos

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I saw the trailer for this before Peanuts. This hurt to watch. I've never been able to say that about something before.
This doesn't even look like an early Dreamworks movie. This is like something that would air on ABC during the early 2000s.

And the trailer just kept getting worse.

>>77747778

It also works for Alpha and Omega.

>>77747673
>The Lego Movie was released in Feburary
>got successful
well I'm glad that happened, and I'm pretty sure Warner Bros is too

>>77747929

And that's actually a prime example of the kinds of good movies that could be released in the dump months. No one outside of Clone High fans could look at that and not think it sounded like anything other then biggest piece of shit in the world. The trailers were all pretty bad. Everyone was surprised that it turned out as well as it did, the exceptions were about on par with that live-action Battleship movie.

It's a good movie, but impossible to sell well and without the expectation of making that much money.

The few good dump month movies are real weird. Also see The Grey which is a 2-hour philosophical rumination of death, religion and masculinity dressed up as a Liam Neeson action picture.

I keep reading it as Norm of the North Star

Norm here...norm there...NORMS EVERYWHERE!!!

>>77747586
I fucking hope so.

I'll get to work on it tomorrow.

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>>77747758
>Depp voiced Rango
>Depp also acted as Hunter S. Thompson
>Rango wears an unfashionable shirt, like thompson
>Rango is completely crazy, like Thompson
>Thompson cameos in the movie

DEEPEST LORE

>>77747135
I dunno, Angry Birds actually seems pretty decent.

>>77742602

Rob Scheider can still get work? Without Adam Sandler even. I have to say my amazement outweighs my disgust on this one.

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>>77748403
>mfw no hd torrent of Rango
>mfw stores don't have the blue ray

>>77748491
there's always itunes
I think it comes with Extras like in the Blu-ray/DVD too. At least, I think that's the norm for most iTunes releases

>>77746449
This is the designated shitting film.

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>>77748504
>the norm

>>77748595
wait shit

>>77745529
>Open Season is Dreamworks

>>77748504
Oh shit, i forgot itunes was still a thing

Well this looks like it'll be great Johntron fodder in about a year.

>>77748630
He should do that tetris movie instead.

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>>77742602
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77748491
>Posting Riley
Thanks a lot, anon. I love Riley so much.

>>77747550
There's like no difference.

>>77748643
Pixels is likely on the roster.

>>77747172
>>Dance sequence ending

Why do these still happen

The only good animated films I can remember that had these were the first two Shrek films

Surely Hollywood execs aren't still hung up on Shrek?

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>>77747586
I'm in.

>>77749508

oh they most certainly are. Hell I know it's one of the few movies Dreamworks still cites in their movie trailers.

>>77749508
I literally turned off Hotel Transylvania at the exact moment they started singing.

>>77745121
>>77745568
I thought he was Mexican or some shit.

>>77742602
>>77742707
Jesus it's uncanny.

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>>77749559
>no survivors

laffin

>>77742602
I at first thought his nose was a gaping maw and that he was some form of Sesame street muppet

>>77747729
Hey there's nothing wrong with mixing talking and non-talking animals.

>>77745563
An actual Pencil neck geek.

>>77747550
NEW YOOY WEN

>>77749508
Mega mind was good besides that
>>77749574
I could stand until adam fucking sandler started rapping
it was some Poochie level shit

>>77742707
rated pg13

>>77745556

Sandler.

Sandler happened.

>>77745556
You act like being offensive to Asians is a bad thing.

They're the last minority that we can still make fear of backlash. Ken Using is a fag.

>>77743027
>autistic
Stop using that word. You don't even know what it means.

>>77751817
kek

The lip sync was awful in the trailer. Were they just pasting words over different scenes or was this movie made for a different language?

This looks like shit.

>>77742781
>rob schneider

you can't even joke about this being a success.

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>>77749559

lel, here's our next epic maymay gentlemen.

It is just me, or is Rob Schneider trying to do a Charlie Sheen impression? Maybe the general Foodfight-ness of the whole thing is warping my perception.

>>77749372
>>77748643
He should do the other Titanic movie and its sequel first. It's only fitting to close it out. Plus the Titanic sequel is one of the most batshit insane things I've ever watched

>>77748643
>tetris movie

The fuck?

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>>77749559
Holy hell why did i laugh so hard at this

>>77743219
>"They don't call this place a 'concrete jungle' for nothing!"

a polar bear would not have a concept of a jungle

why not have him say "This is a CAT-astrophe!" while we're at it

the sloth trailer alone for zootopia shits all over this for animal punnery, get this filth out of my sight

>>77749566
>>77749574
It's the fact that they're a sure sign that the film was written by committee. No self-respecting writer would pull that shit on their own.

Would anyone be upset if a film didn't end with one? Other than Shrek, I'm pretty sure no really successful animated films have ended with a musical number.

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>we live in a time where a movie like this is made
>we live in a time where this movie becomes a meme

>>77753203
Still doesn't beat "Vegas is doomed". That one is true art.

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>>77753240
I personally prefer "peep beep meme creep" Blart

>>77753279
Some day this will hang in the Louvre.

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>>77753304
I recall an post on 4chan "Any can be art, this post is art" was framed and actually sold for thousands

>>77753350
Amazing. Some day an alien culture will find these and weep.

>>77753350

goddamn I need to start printing out LOSS edits

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>>77753279
"the states have been erased" always gets me

>Norm of the North
Why the fuck isn't he voiced by Norm MacDonald?

wow I wonder what could have possibly been the inspiration for the lemmings could be

>>77743219
This might actually be the worst thing I've ever seen.

>take a picture, it'll last longer
It's been 20 years since that was fresh.

>stock bear noises for roars

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So we're Blartposting now? Count me in, I've got some good ones.

I hope Blart is the only thing aliens find of the ruins of our civilization if we die out. Just the sheer confusion would be worth it, let alone them actually thinking Blart was a god or something.

All the jokes are so stupid and generic, they wouldn't even fit in a sitcom because even sitcoms have higher-brow humor than this shit
>literal fart jokes
>ass joke
>piss joke
Turbo-dropped.

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>>77753685

I'm happy to see a rise in Blart posting among the discussion of this garbage movie.

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Is it okay to post other forms of "art"?

Honestly I think the worst thing was the Taylor Swift song. I despise that song so much I actually get genuinely angry when I hear it.

>>77753971
What? No Zoolander?

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Blart posting can't really be defined by our simple English language
It needs a new term for reaching heights of art unheard of until now
we call it Bl-Art

>>77754239
IT HAS BEGUN

>>77754239
>>77753740
>>77749559
Call up KYM, a dank new meme is brewing right here on /co/.

>>77743219
I've never felt less in my life.

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>/tv/ memes

>>77747082
France is doing good shit right now, im not even talking about wakfu

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>>77753971

>Tropic Thunder
>Bad

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>>77745563

care here to post this

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>went to see the good dinosaur
>saw this piece of shit.
Thank God the movie was worth it. It wasn't the best Pixar movie, but it was good. The movie itself seemed like an experiment for realistic animation, but it was a good experiment.
Besides talking about that movie, Norm of the North looks even worse than food fight. Even the trailer was fucking bad. The trailer was like a highlight of the worst moments in the film. Obviously there's more shit to smell when the movie that nobody will see comes out but besides that point I hope to never see this trashy film again

>>77755025
I was talking more about that glorious bootleg art anon.

>>77753394
Weep with shame that they'll never create something so beautiful themselves

>>77754546
would you rather we continue to bitch about what we all know is an obvious shit movie

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aaaaand there goes the only good thing I see coming out of this

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>>77743219
0:35
>that looping

>>77743219
>life can be a real bear

What?

Is that supposed to be a pun?

It doesn't mean anything.

>2016
>All these furry movies come out
>The market becomes oversaturated
>Hollywood pushes out garbage

Gentlemen, what we are seeing is NOT the year of the furry.
What we are seeing is the DEATH of furry.
After being used up, and topped off with garbage like this, the public backlash will be massive.
Anthros will be bigger boxoffice poison than superheroes were after Steel.
They will sell worse than videogames after ET.

This is not the rise of furry.
It's the death spasm.
The last big kick before they die off for good.

>>77743219
It's like they set out to make the most generic movie ever

>>77756136
That is, unless one of their fusonas is a fucking phoenix or something.

>mods deleting blartposts

>>77756136
Zootopia will cancel out this and a dozen other shit animal movies in the public eye

>>77747729
Jesus.

B-Bingo!

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>>77742602
it's so...bad...

>>77743219
Why do those little rodent things remind me of the mutant kung-fu rats from Food Fight?

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>>77753472
>>77753350
>>77753685
>>77753711
>>77754239

>>77750032
He's married to some mexican girl

>>77757500
Ugh, you're right.

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>>77756136

>drama explosions, flame wars, getting mocked in CSI and other well-known media, in-group fighting, rightful demonization by moral guardians, the unbridled hatred of the entire internet and even mustard gas attacks couldn't put a stop to furries
>what will finally kill them is normies at the box office

I hate furfaggots, but God help the poor fucks if this happens, I wouldn't wish being at the mercy of normies on even my worst enemy.

>>77759408
you're lacking the "Frazer" hair

>>77742707
Oh God

>>77749508
Works for Bollywood

>>77743219
Holy shit that was some retina-burningly bad CG and animation. Looks like a cheap Nickelodeon series from the late-2000s.

>>77749559
May I make a request?
Something Inglorious Basterds related with a caption that includes "Rob Schneider - Bear Jew"

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>>77759557

>not noticing the faint, stretched overlay of Brendan Fraser crying

I had a hard time noticing it too, back when I first saw the image.

>>77747188
I think I need to finally watch this show

>>77749559
This seriously needs to be a meme.

>>77746997
I swear, if there's any shipping between her and the polar bear...

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Someone put this on it, I'm bad at making edits.

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Dick status: muh

she looks like a female Carl from Jimmy Neutron

>>77742602

>What is everything wrong with current CG movies

>>77743219
Wow, it's absolute Shit! Who would have guessed?

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OP Here

Why does the mom like just like the daughter without glasses?

>>77742602
>>77742707
For those who didn't get that reference
https://youtu.be/EFLuIn6lj5g

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>>77747729
DUN

>>77742602
another furry movie for 2016.... throw it on the pile

Do have a "complete" pic done up yet?

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What do you think, guys?

>>77753711

>A film bu Christopher Nolan

Oh, shit my sides are right next to the fucking Sun

>>77753586

couldnt get him?

>>77763077
Dude that might be the only mildly redeeming thing to come out of this movie.

>>77764129
You get a Thumbs up/Thumbs Up.

>>77763754
They just reused the model. Pixar does that, but they actually make it look different.

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Have this one I found while I make another.

>>77763884

Sequels have already been announced for it.

http://www.splashentertainment.com/node/143

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There we go.

>>77764676
Dear God.

>>77753711
>This time it's PAULsonal

That's brilliant. You should get a job writing taglines.

>>77753711

>Not editing the giant pink 2 to say "Blart" 2

You nearly had yourself a 10/10, anon

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And so

A new meme was born

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Just finished another one.

>>77760060
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

HAVE AN UPVOTE MY FRIEND

>>77764129
gorgeous

>>77765268
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

>Bear to be different

Why does every poster need to have a shitty pun as a tagline?

>>77763884
Except there's totally mistaken identity if you count the bit in the trailer where the nigga thinks Norm is just a guy in a bear suit.

And who wants to bet the villain is evil because his shit retro taste was laughed at.

>>77765448
Isn't his name a pun too?

>>77749508
Take a close look at norm's ears
it's not ogre yet

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Is it too late to add one more?

>>77753071
Were the writers of toy story 2 not self respecting enough for you?

>>77767121
Aw snap

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>>77767121
Oh dear fuck my sides.

Like the song in the trailer says...haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate. I for one am very excited for NORM OF THE NORTH.

>>77748616
Open Season, which is getting another direct-to-video sequel next year, is from Sony.

>>77757500
This so much

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>>77743219
>Shake it off
>Fart Jokes
Into the trash.

>Bill Nighy is in this
What the fuck bro

Why are there chipmunks living in the north pole?

>>77769519
Because le obligatory animals in an unorthodox setting meme. It's mandatory for talking animal movies.

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>>77743219
>2015
>Rob Schneider is still relevant

Never mind the terrible animation and art style, but how?

>>77769715

They seem to also be le obligatory attempt to cash in on the success of minions

>>77769744

He's NOT relevant, that's exactly why he's in a home brand 3D kids movie

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The worst part is that some kid out there will unironically love this. This will be their favorite movie.

Someday they'll discover that the entire internet hates it. They may even find this thread. Their whole world will shatter.

They'll try to convince anyone who will listen that the movie is actually good with the right mindset. It's actually kind of deep if you look beneath the surface.

They'll fight and fight for this piece of shit film. And eventually they'll go back and watch it again "just to prove everyone wrong", and it will be terrible. They'll still tell themselves they loved it, but deep down inside they'll know its just a facade.

Because that's the eternal truth: Everything you loved as a child is shit.

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>>77770395
>legitimately enjoyed South Park 64 as a child
>still somewhat do
>I'd probably unironically enjoy it if I played it now
I should hate the living shit out of that game

what's wrong with me