Riddle me this!
What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?
Hmm not bad but how bout this!!
There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?
it's fine, it's fine. Riddle me this
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
When is a Jet Stream like a Daffodil?
Oh yeah? Well, why is a raven like a writing desk?
JESUS CHRIST THE RIDDLER SET THE ORPHANAGE ON FIRE WHILE YOU WERE ALL DISTRACTED HELP
So it's a holiday humdinger you want, Caped Crusader? You'll be thanking me for the answer to this one in no time!
Did you hear about the kid who wanted to sell his dog for $50,000?
Stumped, eh? Then how about this one?
Obviously TP fits the bill, but it's not that simple, is it? Teepees were used by the Plains Indians, of which the Pawnee tribe is a part. Toilet paper comes in a roll, but so do honor roll students.
"TP" can also stand for a triple play, and as it happens, Tania Pawnie, heiress to the Pawnie Creamery fortune, will be attending the next Gotham Knights game with her two children. I'll be there, Riddler, and I'll be ready to strike you out.
Batman why don't you just give him the D? It's obvious you and Joker aren't working out and frankly Eddie's gagging for it.