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Riddle me this! What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is

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Riddle me this!
What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?
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A very small sniper
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>>77734978
A sparrow with a machine gun?
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Sir Issac Newton?
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>>77735026
Hmm not bad but how bout this!!

There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?
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>>77734978
A six ounce nuclear bomb in a tree. Quickly Robin, to Gotham Park to find the bomb!
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>>77735072
They're vampires and it's daylight!
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>>77735072
Throw a cigarette overboard, it makes the boat a cigarette lighter.
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>>77735072
Emergency flare.
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>>77735108
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>>77735108
Never would've guessed that.
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>>77735108
CURSES
it's fine, it's fine. Riddle me this
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
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>>77734978
I believe the answer you are looking for is DEEZ NUTS!
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>>77735225
The Letter E.

You can do better Edward, c'mon.
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>>77735297
TRY THIS!

When is a Jet Stream like a Daffodil?
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When they both trumpet?
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Heres a good riddle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ31jQjNpQc
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>>77735347
Commissioner Gordon diddn't had an answer neither me
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>>77735347
They both turn white and fly
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>>77735347
When it melts steel beams.
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>>77735169
it's literally in the Adam West show
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>>77735479
I win! ..hahahaha
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>>77735347
When I want it to be.
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>>77734978

Oh yeah? Well, why is a raven like a writing desk?
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>>77736474
They're both outlets for Poe's edgy depression
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JESUS CHRIST THE RIDDLER SET THE ORPHANAGE ON FIRE WHILE YOU WERE ALL DISTRACTED HELP
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>>77736566
>When is an orphanage like firewood?
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>>77736616
everyones dead
including me
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So it's a holiday humdinger you want, Caped Crusader? You'll be thanking me for the answer to this one in no time!
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>>77737521
the answer is....you're an asshole Riddler
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>>77737521

You're both my favorite characters in Gotham.
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>>77737521
Penguins can't fly. I don't know the answer but I have that information. Maybe one of you scholars can make use of this? I really want to know the answer...
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>>77737521
>what have I in common

You sleep in the same room.
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>>77736474
because they are both nevar spelled backwords or some shit like that.
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>>77736474
a raven is like to write to pass time
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>>77737521
FUCKIN JUGGALOES

GET THE FUCK OUT
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What do you find in a kitchen cabinet that is not alive?
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Did you hear about the kid who wanted to sell his dog for $50,000?
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>>77735026
A machine gun weighs more than 6 ounces, though.
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>>77736474
Poe wrote on both.
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>>77735347
When it's For you
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>>77736474
>>77738806
Oh, and they both have inky quills.
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>>77738741
what about him?
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>>77737521
You're both fowl
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>>77738786
loaded or unloaded?

>>77738648
Alexandra DeWitt
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>>77738741
No, what happened?
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>>77739178
>Stumped, eh?
No, the guy who said "You're an asshole, Riddler" was giving the answer.
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>>77737672
>>77737768
>>77737820
>>77739011
Stumped, eh? Then how about this one?
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>>77739224
Concrete
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>>77739224
KKK member who works at a bakery
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>>77739224
joint?
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>>77739224
>>77737521
I'd hate to SPOIL my good NAME, but here's a hint.
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>>77737521
>>77739629
Milk spoils and Congress from a cow. Cows are

TNT answerusually white and live on farms like chickens, which are flightless birds. Is the answer a cow?
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>>77739728
Comes from a cow*
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>>77739224
Quarters
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>>77739224
Obviously TP fits the bill, but it's not that simple, is it? Teepees were used by the Plains Indians, of which the Pawnee tribe is a part. Toilet paper comes in a roll, but so do honor roll students.

"TP" can also stand for a triple play, and as it happens, Tania Pawnie, heiress to the Pawnie Creamery fortune, will be attending the next Gotham Knights game with her two children. I'll be there, Riddler, and I'll be ready to strike you out.
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>>77740028
Batman why don't you just give him the D? It's obvious you and Joker aren't working out and frankly Eddie's gagging for it.
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>>77739224
Snow. You can roll it into a snowball, eat a snow cone, live in an igloo, and to much snow will collapse a roof
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