[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Extra juicy! | Home]

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2015

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 314
Thread images: 69

Any other /co/mrades watching the parade this morning?
>>
>>77731285
Got a stream for us EU anons?
>>
Friendly reminder Earth is running out of helium
>>
>The Parade Of Commercialism(tm)
>>
I am watching.
>>
>>77731307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9WEW2o8FA
>>
>>77731307
>second most abundant element in the universe
>running out
>>
>>77731307
OH come on, that's a lot of hot air.
>>
>>77731307
really? huh.
>>
>>77731338
Do we have space ships to get into the universe to get more?
>>
>>77731342
>believing the baseless claims of some idiot on 4chan
Kill yourself.
>>
File: image.jpg (97KB, 569x592px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
97KB, 569x592px
>>77731307
>>
Nah, not really.
>>
>>77731339
Dan Slott has plenty, him boasting about the length of his Spider-Man run will last us for ages.
>>
>>77731339
CARLOS!
>>
Angry Birds is still a thing?
>>
>>77731289
>Sorry, the live stream for your NBC local station is not available.

Fuck. Anyone?
>>
>>77731402
It's getting a Dreamworks movie.
>>
That's a nice Power Rangers balloon.
>>
>>77731402
I wouldn't think so, but I see some people still play it when I go out. Also, its getting a movie, which honestly doesn't look as bad it it should sound.
>>
Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles next to each other in the parade
Good. This is how it should be.
>>
I look forward to Al Roker pronouncing Pokemon incorrectly.
>>
>>77731453
Man really. He's had like 20 years to get it right.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC3t8n-ZcaE
Have an oldie but goodie
>>
>>77731494
>30 years ago
Jesus Christ
>>
>>77731494
>this was all 30 years ago
Have there been any floats as neat as this since then?
>>
Happy Thanksgiving, /co/!
>>
File: 9a1.png (473KB, 500x913px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
9a1.png
473KB, 500x913px
So, does /co/ have anything planned for this Thanksgiving?
Watching any thanksgiving specials?
Are you excited for Christmas? Getting anything neat?
I'm planning on getting a drawing tablet and some neato games. Giving some stuff to the family, too, of course.
>>
First /co/ secret santa thread when?
>>
File: hqdefault (26).jpg (25KB, 480x360px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hqdefault (26).jpg
25KB, 480x360px
CAN'T YOU FEEL THE BRAND NEW DAY
>>
>>77731494
Most of the users of 4chan didn't exist in 1985
>>
File: 1366231018123.gif (959KB, 400x228px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1366231018123.gif
959KB, 400x228px
>>77731623
>family guy
>>
>>77731623

First thing I thought of too.

>>77731629

I did for about six hours.
>>
Which network talks about the balloons and floats? That's what I'm here for.
>>
>>77731338
It's lighter than air!
It's running out because it all flies away into space as soon as it gets the chance!
>>
DEM LEGS.
>>
>The Girl Powered Spinning Machine

Wat
>>
Who the fuck still wants to see the Rockettes? Time displaced people?
>>
>>77731663
NBC. They're wrapping up their hour of Broadway right now and the actual parade should get there soon.
>>
even the rockettes are lip syncing now. disgusting.
>>
They must be cold.
>>
File: 1448235925949.jpg (48KB, 321x437px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448235925949.jpg
48KB, 321x437px
>tfw not subscribed to nbc and i can't watch the stream
>>
Who else actually been in the parade before here?
>>
>>77731738
Got you covered anon, www.cbsnews.com/live/ works EU anons too.
>>
IT'S THE POPO
>>
>>77731752
Thanks!
>>
Who the fuck wanted a balloon of SCRAT?
>>
>>77731767
20th Century Fox?
>>
File: hqdefault.jpg (10KB, 480x360px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hqdefault.jpg
10KB, 480x360px
mighty
MORPHIN
POWER RANGERS
>>
>>77731780
Is this 1995?
>>
>>77731789
Probably.
I honestly think they should've went balls to the walls with it instead of just having the red ranger floating in the air.
>>
im watching NBC what channel you guys watching
>>
>>77731789
The MMPR'S comeback has been brewing for a while now. It's not really a shock.
>>
>>77731820

That and a new movie in 2017.

Yeah, thats right. Make the woman spin the wheels.
>>
This is the worst lip synch yet.
>>
Oh my
>>
File: 1448179152051.png (392KB, 636x636px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448179152051.png
392KB, 636x636px
GEORGE TAKEI
E
O
R
G
E
>>
>>77731810
Yeah, I miss the years they had the Rangers dancing about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUZozzCuMjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU56LNm8mCY
And that year when the Samurai rangers rescued Al Roker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0VWZTPp6Mw

By comparison the past two years have been underwhelming for Power Rangers.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOS-glcut1s
>>
I remember how hyped I was seeing pikachu in this parade as a kid. It makes me happy to know he's still a staple.
>>
Remember that year Sesame Street Rickroll'd us?
>>
File: george-hello.gif (31KB, 200x252px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
george-hello.gif
31KB, 200x252px
oh my!
>>
>Quest Love and Muppets
I had no idea I wanted this until just now.
>>
>>77731888
why not preform this with daft punk
>>
>>77731884
Where's the porn?
>>
>>77731888
No, because that was Fosters, not Sesame Street.
>>
>Hello Kitty's loyal fans

And the kids there go "Who?"
>>
>>77731888
You mean Foster's Home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i7B5aHafc0
>>
File: 6PQNslt.png (345KB, 756x417px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
6PQNslt.png
345KB, 756x417px
>>77731888
Foster's Home, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i7B5aHafc0
>>
>>77731918
>>77731925

Yeah, that.
>>
File: 1448492872644.jpg (15KB, 168x168px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448492872644.jpg
15KB, 168x168px
What does a balloon parade have to do with Thanksgiving?
>>
>>77731961
The first pilgrims sailed on america on giant balloons and were thankful to be alive afterwards.
>>
>>77731961
I don't know but they've been doing it for 89 years
>>
File: 1435176342582s.jpg (3KB, 119x125px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1435176342582s.jpg
3KB, 119x125px
It's always fun to sit with /co/ and enjoy holidays together.
Any of you got stuffed planned for the holidays?
>>
>>77731961
To be fair, the parade is mostly viewed as the official kick-off event to the Christmas season. The only real Thanksgving things are right at the start of the parade with the giant headed pilgrims and the Tom Turkey float.
>>
>>77731961
Didn't you forget the Great Balloon Reckoning of '24?

We hold these so Superman doesn't come back to destroy NYC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br7nEjUBaQo
>>
>>77731961
The balloon gods demand this ritual yearly, lest we incur their squeaky wrath.
>>
>>77731981
I'm British so no Turkey for me.
>>
>>77731981
I do wanna livestream on december some good cartoon musicals and christmas related stuff
>>
>>77731981
Going to grandma;s for Thanksgiving.
>>
>shit song
>cute cheerleaders

We'll call it a wash.

Oh look, its that movie CN shows every weekend.
>>
File: everything.jpg (119KB, 498x477px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
everything.jpg
119KB, 498x477px
>>77731981
Not really. Might head to Wal-Mart to see if I can grab Splatoon, since it's not available online and Amazon doesn't price match. Never done in-person BF shopping before.

Other then that probably try to eat lite and binge IBO or something.
>>
>>77731981
Trying to get through Christmas without killing myself
>>
I used to like Wimpy Kid, but looking at the books now, he seems like a jerk
>>
File: The_Saint_37.png (45KB, 195x195px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
The_Saint_37.png
45KB, 195x195px
>>77732025
That's all they will do?
>>
>NHL
>playful

Well, thats one word you could use, I guess.
>>
File: Madotsuki.png (1KB, 136x224px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Madotsuki.png
1KB, 136x224px
>>77732030
>>77732035
>>77732038
>>77732049
>>77732052
Same anon from >>77731981 here.
I'm spending time with my family for Turkey day, probably grabbing a drawing tablet and some 3DS/Wii U games. Splurging on the steam sale, too.
A bit off topic, but what would be the best drawing tablet for a beginner?
>>
File: CKEeE6mUcAACa6c.jpg (30KB, 510x520px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
CKEeE6mUcAACa6c.jpg
30KB, 510x520px
>>77731981
Do fucking nothing but vidya and wait for tomorrow to grab a Wii U for blackfriday.
I'm from europe though.
>>
>>77732071
Wacom bamboo
>>
>diary of a wimpy kid

That autistic asshole is still relevant?
>>
>>77732056
You wish that was all.
>>
>>77732090
>grab a wii u
Why?
It's dying in less than a year anyways.
>>
Hey, its Ronald "Retired character" McDonald.
>>
File: 1435067904059.jpg (13KB, 255x255px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1435067904059.jpg
13KB, 255x255px
>>77732090
>>77732049
>black friday
Don't get trampled to death or maced out there, anons.
>>
>>77731981
Eat at my parents.
Eat at my mothers grandparents.
Eat at my father's grandparents.
I'm a busy person today.
>>
>>77732113
No man, they brought Ronald back. and a human Hamburgler
>>
>actually doing anything for Thanksgiving
Seriously? Who /sleep/ here?
>>
>>77732131

"Please... check my medical alert bracelet..."

Hey, Kool-Aid!
>>
>>77732131
Hamburgler was always human, he just looks more like an actual person now and less like Alfred E. Neuman
>>
>>77732090
>black friday has spread to europe
And I thought it was bad enough that we had it in Canada.
>>
File: 1a(2).jpg (48KB, 529x510px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1a(2).jpg
48KB, 529x510px
>>77732101
>he's likable
CBSN newscasters probably never read the books, he acts exactly like a middle school boy should.
>>
File: 1564555.png (278KB, 640x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1564555.png
278KB, 640x480px
>>77731981
>tfw my country is not free. I wanna be american and eat american things like turkey and pie and burgers and french fries and sushi.
>>
Ugh, every year the turtles get all the shitty musicians...

And dammit Matt, the turtles are in space right now!
>>
>>77732101
He still gets books.
>>
File: 20151126_102822.jpg (119KB, 800x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
20151126_102822.jpg
119KB, 800x480px
I like Turtles
>>
Turtles followed by Power Rangers... if I were seven I'd be losing my shit.
>>
>>77731981
My parents split recently, my grandmother has a bug infestation, and my other relative recently became a widow so I'm eating a cracker barrel alone.
>>
File: 1427996274020.jpg (19KB, 202x255px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1427996274020.jpg
19KB, 202x255px
IT'S THE TRAIN
>>
>>77732174
He still gets books? I thought the series stopped at the yellow book
>>
File: Jibanyan.png (69KB, 202x252px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Jibanyan.png
69KB, 202x252px
will new pikachu be in
>>
>>77732191
>yellow
I thought it died after the light blue one.
>>
Al Roker is wearing a plaid suit and I've noticed other news anchors have been wearing plaid suits. Have plaid suits come back into style?
>>
Is there a Spider-Man balloon this year?
>>
>>77732191
There is like 4-5 more of them man.
>>
What are good 87 TMNT episodes? Specifically ones that center around Leo or Raph?

I can't wait for the new season, guys!
>>
DESIGNATED
>>
>>77732181

Hey, I have 3 of those!
>>
>>77732212
Just watch the first season and skip everything else.
I'm being serious, everything past that is filler. Season 8-10 were nice attempts as trying to "fix" the series, but it still isn't anything to hit home about.
>>
>>77732183
>a cracker barrel

Like a whole barrel full of crackers or a barrel made of cracker?
>>
>>77732114
I'm hoping the "Opening the evening before" isn't too bad, since most people would be spending time with their family.
>>
>>77732207
Are they good?
>>
>>77732236
The first one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_Barrel
>>
Oh look. Spongebob. Again.
>>
File: 1432233166068.jpg (64KB, 255x191px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1432233166068.jpg
64KB, 255x191px
>>77732236
Cracker Barrel's a restaurant.
>>
>>77732247
Greg is a total fucking jackass who is worse than everyone put together.
If you like that stuff, it should be alright.
>>
Oh shit, singing, time for the mute button.
>>
File: seinfeld_jerry.jpg (38KB, 240x260px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
seinfeld_jerry.jpg
38KB, 240x260px
And what's the deal with Cracker Barrel? It's not a cracker, and its not a barrel!
>>
>>77732283

He's not even strumming the guitar.

But hey, speaking of booty, check out that Victoria's Secret banner.
>>
>>77732281
But he wasn't an asshole in the first three books, you halfwit.
>>
>>77732252
Sounds dry, hope you got a beverage.
>>
>>77732287
They should call it Ovaltine.
>>
>>77732308

Thats gold, Jerry! GOLD!
>>
That poor baby in the Halos commercial...
>>
>>77732305
He's a jerk in those too, but now as bad than it is now.
>>
The only thing wide about that float is the ass of the one dancer dayum
>>
>>77732332
not*
>>
The black guy wearing purple is the best thing in the float
>>
dat Eruptor looming in the background.

Last year they gave out some sort of special Skylander figure of him with no base.
>>
>>77732365
Is he the mascot pf Skylanders, you know, besides Spyro?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eG_O1wEJ40
>>
>>77732365

That series has gotta be losing steam by now.

Damn, these firebird girls are... hot.
>>
File: SSC_Donkey_Kong_1.jpg (798KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
SSC_Donkey_Kong_1.jpg
798KB, 1920x1080px
>ranging from race cars to boats to jets
And expand dongs.
>>
>>77732376
I'd say he's a mascot of the Fire Element Skylanders.

For whatever reason, Spyro has been downplayed and Trigger Happy is sort of the mascot of the first game (Tree Rex for Giants, Wash Buckler for Swap Force, Snapshot for Trap Team and Spitfire for Superchargers)

>>77732386
Well it just launched the 5th game in the series this year, sales seem to be pretty decent all around. Plus it partnered with Nintendo to have special edition amiibo/skylanders figures.

And a movie is in development.
>>
Toothless
>>
>>77732287
Go away jerry mcseinfeld
>>
Oh wow they just had a commerical for Superchargers.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a sucker for all these goddamn toys to life things, but Superchargers I actually had a blast with. If you have a wii u, for $39.99 you get a dong amiibo thats also a skylander, stealth elf and dong's land vehicle and you can basically beat the game with just that stuff.

The game is actually quite fun, lots of awful cheesy puns, a fucking kaiju battle, the racing stuff is relatively fun and there's a whole online mode with racing that makes it like a mario kart clone.
>>
File: 1441040199780.jpg (16KB, 200x209px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1441040199780.jpg
16KB, 200x209px
>>77731307
>>
>KFC
>no Norm McDonald

... MIPSO? Sounds like an insurance firm.
>>
>>77731307
>people still believing it

Fist, helium is the second most abundant element in the universe. Second, is true in part that pure helium is having shortage, most waste coming from industrial purpose and space programs, not silly parades. And that opens up the final point, you can produce not-so-pure helium, but those are kinda expensive, so mostly times demonstration balloons and such have only a minor part of pure helium and a huge part of generic helium.
>>
That new Colonal Sanders is kinda creepy.
>>
Who's mipso and why they do they look like regular dudes?
>>
KFC then Angry Birds... was that intentional?
>>
DINO! DINO! DINO!
>>
Is there a Spider-Man balloon this year?
>>
File: 1448300087258.jpg (59KB, 778x826px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448300087258.jpg
59KB, 778x826px
Have the Simpsons made an appearance already?
>>
>thomas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU
>>
Remember when Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and HiHi Puffy AMiYumi were a thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCXADbofG2g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw6yFUGBuFU
>>
File: SpidermanUncleSam1.jpg (198KB, 630x420px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
SpidermanUncleSam1.jpg
198KB, 630x420px
>>77732507
not yet
>>
>>77732534

>These aren't my glasses...
>>
Why the fuck would a ship be on a train track. how hard do you have to fuck up to get a ship onto a track.
>>
FUCK THE PARADE JUST AIR RUDOLPH INSTEAD
>>
Pikachu muthafucka!
>>
PIKACHU
>>
File: 1446868996451.png (237KB, 592x407px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1446868996451.png
237KB, 592x407px
>Father founders party car

Only in Murica
>>
>THIS NIGGA IS EXPLAINING WHAT POKEMONS ARE
>>
Australian here, Can someone explain this to me?
also why is pikachu such a IICHORN
>>
>>77732585
>every kid...they have these cards
Are Pokemon cards still a popular thing?
>>
Remember when Cirque de Soleil was god?
>>
Where are you guys seeing Pikachu? I'm seeing Sprout...
>>
>>77732594
Surprisingly enough, yes
>>
>>77732603
Yeah, all I see is bearington, is this on some other channel?
>>
>>77732594
If it have Pokemon's , it sells
>>
>>77732603
Different channels. If you haven't seen pikachu yet, you'll see him later.
>>
>>77732615

Ah. I'm seeing Paddington now.

>tip of his hat

M'lady.
>>
>>77732593
The parade?

>In the 1920s, many of Macy's department store employees were first-generation European immigrants. Proud of their new American heritage, they wanted to celebrate the American holiday of Thanksgiving with the type of festival their parents had loved in Europe

>With an audience of over 250,000 people, the parade was such a success that Macy's declared it would become an annual event.
>>
>>77732594
Not as much as they were before, but they still enjoy some pretty good success I would say. There's lot of tournaments all over.
>>
>>77732585
The explanations are the best part.
>>
>>77732634
thats groovy I guess anyway reason why its on tv it just seems to be two commentators struggling to describe balloons
>>
>>77732594
They are, I see them at the store sometimes. But do kids still buy them? I figured it was just old neets.
>>
>yfw ISIS attacks the parade
>>
>>77732669
By thinking about them, you're letting them win.
>>
Why do all the Big Apple Circus performers look like Dee Jay from Street Fighter?

Mr Peanut, that dapper motherfucker.
>>
>>77732702
thanks McCarthy
>>
>>77732669
>The first casualty is the guy in the Mr. Peanut suit
>>
File: 1337108227084.jpg (56KB, 405x412px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1337108227084.jpg
56KB, 405x412px
>turkey hotline
>>
Mr peanut triggers me because I have a peanut allergy. I'm suing macy's for this deep emotional distress!
>>
>>77732669
Won't happen
>>
>>77732702
They aren't Queen Mab in that self important 90's TV series of Merlin.

Thinking about them is highly appropriate, just not letting them rule your life with fear or obsession.

But thinking about how to deal with the conditions that create them and how to kill or disable the current crop, that makes sense.
>>
>>77731981
I gotta go visit my grandmother in the hospital.
>>
Where's Turboman?
>>
pokeman is my favorite pokemon
>>
>>77732722

Chunky style.

>Sofia Carson

Ummm... how old is she again?
>>
>>77732761
22. Perfectly legal senpai
>>
Anybody else get commercials for "the story of Santa Claus"? That looks awful.
Also Sinatra 100 birthday show. Looks like Sinatra would have hated that shit.
>>
File: 1278813920998.jpg (72KB, 520x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1278813920998.jpg
72KB, 520x480px
Any other stream but CBS? Those fucking commercials, c'mon...
>>
Chef float looks creepy as fuck
>>
Wow, that giant chef is terrifying.

Huh, so thats what Rachel Platten looks like.
>>
File: 1438380741519.gif (2MB, 200x164px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1438380741519.gif
2MB, 200x164px
IT'S SANTA!!!
>>
>>77732801
>>77732799
>"Mm, look at all these happy ingredients...
>>
>>77732791
they only show like 5 minutes of the parade and then 2 minutes of commercials
>>
Eating a Lindor chocolate is like having an orgasm in your mouth.
>>
>>77732791
>santa appears
>they immediately go into commercials
fuck you CBS
>>
>>77732534
That menace!!
>>
>>77732818

Doesn't help that marionettes scare the fuck outta me... brr.
>>
>inb4 minions float
>>
File: 1235890165829.png (204KB, 509x380px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1235890165829.png
204KB, 509x380px
>casa fresca café

Worse car ever
>>
Wow, Snoop will sing with anyone, won't he?
>>
>Charlie Brown costumes
>Still better 3D than the Peanuts movie
>>
>>77732871
peanuts isn't looking good either
>>
So NBC bros watching, did we miss Pikachu entirely? Or he still coming. I have to get ready to go eat and dont want to miss him ;-;
>>
Is Queen Latifah supposed to be Don King in The Wiz?
>>
>>77732887
he's next
>>
>>77732885
Could be worse
>>
>>77732875
We can only hope, Boco.
>>
>>77732887

No Pikachu yet.

But theres Dino. He's adorable.
>>
File: 34bb2fe.jpg (16KB, 500x350px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
34bb2fe.jpg
16KB, 500x350px
>>77732904
Very adorable, Boco.
>>
Ah, the M&Ms Santa commercial.

The holidays can officially begin.
>>
I keep reading that shit as "thanksgiving gay parade"
>>
File: 1447572040090.jpg (155KB, 1920x1064px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1447572040090.jpg
155KB, 1920x1064px
we gettin santa soon?
>>
Much like Snoop Dogg singing they'll make a Musical out of anything won't they

>Secret Life of Pets Poodle listening to System of A Down "Bounce"
Heh
>>
>>77732952
I hope they start playing that campbells chicken noodle commercial with the snowman that melts into a kid.

Easily the coziest commercial of all time.
>>
File: WHo this bitch.png (80KB, 250x186px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
WHo this bitch.png
80KB, 250x186px
Look! It's Funky Winkerbean!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epgXuMB1sF8
>>
we /sp/ now on cbs
too bad it's going to have another commercial right after
>>
File: 1335023843941.jpg (23KB, 239x253px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1335023843941.jpg
23KB, 239x253px
now they are talking about football, fuck this shit.
>>
File: 1432080890664.png (307KB, 403x403px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1432080890664.png
307KB, 403x403px
>FOOTBALL TALKING
>CALLING THAT SHIT FOOTBALL AT ALL
>>
>>77732983

Cozy?!? That kid's creepy dead-looking eyes look like he's staring into your soul.
>>
>No Hamilton performance

fuck this shit
>>
PIKACHU !!
>>
D'awwww, look at the cute little snowman Pikachu.
>>
>>77733038
They're very cute, Boco.
>>
>>77733038
They should make it an actual pokemon.

Ice electric, we haven't had that typing yet have we? Also we need more ice types.
>>
>>77733038

Shut up, Boco
>>
Ah, the Aflac duck.

Too bad he's not Gilbert Gottfried anymore.
>>
>>77733058
Fridge rotom.
They should've used Vanilite.
>>
>There will never be a giant Star Butterfly balloon
>>
>>77733015

They're doing a favor to all the white people out there watching this with their family's and don't want to hear their Uncle start blaming Obama for casting the Founding Fathers as a bunch of blacks.
>>
>>77733058
There aren't much Ice types because Ice is a pretty bad type. Weaknesses up the wazoo, dude
>>
>>77733067
It really is a shame, Boco. It's also a shame you haven't joined us yet.
>>
>>77733082
Great, millions of people trying to see up her inflatable skirt.
>>
>change channel to NBC from CBS
>parade suddenly unwatchable

I'll take the commercials over the performances please
>>
>>77733112
One can only dream
>>
>>77732952
That commercial is 9 years old
>>
>>77733082
You think there would have been one considering how popular her show was before it air.
>>
File: Goose.jpg (9KB, 180x240px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Goose.jpg
9KB, 180x240px
>Turkey and his friend, Goose
>>
>Turkey Hat
>>
File: 1256216544657.jpg (68KB, 341x273px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1256216544657.jpg
68KB, 341x273px
>HEY KIDS INSTEAD OF A TURKEY AND ALL THAT WORK WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A BIG MAC INSTEAD?
>>
OH FUCK SOMEONE JUST SHOT SANTA
>>
File: 1438837163793.gif (2MB, 173x200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1438837163793.gif
2MB, 173x200px
>>77733182
> Having thanksgiving dinner at McDonald's.

Holy shit that is depressing.
>>
Pat Benatar, still kicking.

I love ya Virginia, but you can't be doin' that, come on!
>>
>Mariah Cary is going to sing 'All I want for Christmas'

HYPE

Hope she doesn't fuck it up like last year.
>>
File: 1335227603921.jpg (834KB, 1440x900px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1335227603921.jpg
834KB, 1440x900px
did I miss santa? I was taking a shit
>>
I dunno which is worse about Elf on the Shelf: the creepy concept or how hard they cram it down our throats every year.

You can't make something a "treasured holiday tradition" just by saying it is, guys.
>>
>>77733205
Even more depressing is working at Mc Donalds at Thanksgiving
>>
>>77733239
Santa is always last.
>>
>elf on a shelf

Can we stop this shit?
>>
>>77733264
We have to keep an eye on our most pure beings.
They must be kept pure, Boco.
>>
I'm surprised there's no My Little Pony balloon. Has there ever been one?
>>
>>77733299
There was one in Chile I think.
>>
File: 1431048152553.jpg (103KB, 540x572px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1431048152553.jpg
103KB, 540x572px
>SANTA
>>
File: SANTA.jpg (35KB, 400x300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
SANTA.jpg
35KB, 400x300px
IT'S SANTA

HOLY FUCK
>>
File: 1289185155632.png (15KB, 497x501px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1289185155632.png
15KB, 497x501px
it's
mothafucking
SANTA!
>>
why is santa a girl?
>>
Good old Snoopy.

Hallmark Channel: When you need some extra sap on your pancakes.

Ah, Mariah Carey. I know you never put your dick in crazy, but she is built like a brick shit house. Love this song, too.
>>
>>77733318
>>77733319
>>77733321
>giving any attention to false idols
Do not give them power. They want nothing more, than to use it against you.
>>
>santa finally appears
>fucking commercial break
it's like pottery!
>>
>>77733288
It's too late. Marketers have forced a new tradition on our culture to make more money.
>>
File: callie.jpg (9KB, 111x108px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
callie.jpg
9KB, 111x108px
SANTA'S HERE NIGGAS LET'S PARTY
>>
>>77733343
go allahu your akbar mohammed!
>>
Well, that was the cutest commercial ever.
>>
File: pussycat.jpg (24KB, 640x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
pussycat.jpg
24KB, 640x800px
>>77733368
I concur
>>
File: 1447643283530.jpg (28KB, 491x418px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1447643283530.jpg
28KB, 491x418px
>>77733352
I swear. It's like these corporations just put on this show to make money.
>>
>>77733380

The Macy's one?
>>
File: all smiles.png (259KB, 358x339px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
all smiles.png
259KB, 358x339px
>tfw Christmas can now officially begin
>>
Ah it's the Ronald McDonald dancers
>>
Its Santa!

Look look /co/! Its Santa Claus!
>>
>>77733404
It began a month ago
>>
Philly Thanksgiving Parade > Macy's Parade
>>
>>77733264
>You can't make something a "treasured holiday tradition" just by saying it is, guys.
Well it you spam it enough, you can. See the Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer cartoon as proof.
>>
THANKS GIVING IS DEAD, CHRISTMAS CAN NOW OFFICIALLY AGAIN!
>>
File: ghostboy13.jpg (90KB, 1042x584px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ghostboy13.jpg
90KB, 1042x584px
woah, top tier santa this year. This guy's got serious energy.
>>
File: 1321241256.png (19KB, 220x220px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1321241256.png
19KB, 220x220px
WELL
CHRISTMAS IS HERE
Now what, anons?
What are you planning to get for christmas?
>>
what's up with black people and pikachu?
>>
>National Dog Show
I'm out.
>>
>>77733453
I usually give something to all the people I know, and in return I get absolutely nothing. this year won't be different.
>>
Time for eggnog, apple pie, and peppermint bark.
>>
>>77731338
EARTH is running out though and its needed for medical devices
>>
File: 1443984580190.png (278KB, 406x385px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1443984580190.png
278KB, 406x385px
>>77733453
I plan on trying to not to get crippling depression and killing myself
>>
>>77733467

Say what? How could you not wanna see all the puppies?
>>
Why are dachshunds so perfect?
>>
>>77733456
Electricity powers?
>>
So now I can watch "Land Before Time" or "Home Alone".

Both are in Spanish
>>
>>77733516
Dogs are perfect, anon.
>>
>>77731741
I performed the parade in 2008 anon
>>
>>77732517
>Check out
>GIGANTIC SIGH
>Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi
i keked
>>
>>77735365
Band? Dancer? Balloon dude?
>>
>>77735859
Marching Band, played the baritone for my high school at the time.
>>
>>77735958
Cool shit mang
>>
File: 1344002134837.png (377KB, 640x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1344002134837.png
377KB, 640x480px
>>77731925
>>77731934
>mfw they listed Rick Astley's name with all the other celebrities at the start of the parade so I knew it was coming
>>
>>77735983
Thank you anon
>>
>>77731285
>A fat bird that isn't a turkey

Are there any other floats that fit that criteria?
>>
>>77732110
not that anon, but because it's got a pretty good library built up now?
>>
>>77731494
>Better produced then some modern movies.
>Gripping performance on the street.
>What is wrong with the future?
>>
>>77732791
stream2watch then get on the NBC channel
>>
>>77731428
Sony.
Do some research.
>>
>>77736641
Who cares, it's a fucking Angry Birds movie.
>>
>no pics of pikachu
>>
>>77732517
>Not singing the Teen Titans theme
>>
>>77732598
I think they're still as good as ever, it's just that their novelty kind of wore-off.
>>
File: 1438230003084.jpg (66KB, 500x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1438230003084.jpg
66KB, 500x500px
>>77732585
Anyone have a clip of the moment? I was watching it on NBC.
>>
>Santa out on thanksgiving. Fuck this gay Thanksgiving doesn't matter America bullshit. IT'S THANKSGIVING CHRISTMAS BEGINS TIMMORROW YOU FUCKS.
>>
>>77731611
Anyone?
>>
>>77733426
NO
STOP REMINDING ME
>>
>>77732267
A shitty one too
>>
>>77733205
Welcome to 50% off all Americans Thanksgivings. Blame black Friday.
Thread posts: 314
Thread images: 69


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.