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What are some of the most common lies that comicbooks try to push?

>tall, handsome, funny, sensitive, ottermode guys are attracted to short fat girls
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>>77725219
You sound salty af OP. Did a fat girl wreck you're shit irl?
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>soldiers, policemen and firemen are "heroes"
>>77725219
He lacks confidence, and he's not handsome, just an awkward fuckboi. Besides, some men are genuinely attracted to fat chicks.
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>>77725330
OP is the fat girl, anon.
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Is that common, or are you just assuming that it is because you've seen it once and are not able to use words appropriately?
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>>77725335
>Besides, some men are genuinely attracted to fat chicks.
not handsome men
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>>77725330
>>77725335
>>77725514
Oh we have a fat girl defense force now. Neat.
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>>77725219
>short fat girls can't get tall, handsome, funny, sensitive, ottermode guys just by being girls
it's like you've never been outside
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>Kamala makes a thread on /co/
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>>77725977
Don't be mean. She can't get through the door.
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>>77726042
kek
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>tough guys who sometimes act like ass holes are pure at heart
Turns out they're just selfish assholes. Thanks Winnik.
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>ottermode
heh. havent heard that word since my old days on /fit/
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>there are fat girls
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>>77725219
>tall, handsome, funny, sensitive, ottermode
That doesn't sound like Bruno
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>>77725335
>soldiers, policemen and firemen are "heroes"
I don't think it's possible to find a strong enough /tip image.
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>>77727160
Maybe it's the loser girl equivalent of thirsty guys who call fat girls thick.
Any skinny loser is otter mode
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>>77725335

>Implying there are any heroes left in man, regardless of occupation.
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>>77725219
>ottermode
>US American cape comics

OP is a fucking dumbass.
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>>77725330
>Did a fat girl wreck you're shit irl?
Yes, by sitting on it.
Seriously. I'm not made of money. New tablets are expensive.
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>>77725219
>Bruno
>ottermode
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>>77725335
>soldiers, policemen and firemen aren't heroes
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>>77725335
>soldiers, policemen and firemen are "heroes"
Did someone who work on emergency services killed your parents, anon?
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>>77725219
It... has been known to happen.
Hell, the guy she's with now is even skinnier than me.
Er.. I mean I hear there are plenty of cases.
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>>77725335
Like every place people in many occupations are just plain scumbags that doesn't stop what these people do from being heroic.
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>>77728516
>soldiers and police are just sellswords for a corrupt government
>firemen are corrupt as shit
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>>77727261
Firemen have an exceptionally low rate of work related injuries or fatalities. Most on-the-job fireman fatalities are due to heart attacks. It's an exceptionally low risk occupation, lower than dock workers.
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>>77729929

Alright tough guy, let's see your ass run head long into a fully engulfed structure fire wearing 50 pounds of gear.
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>>77729964
Physical demands of the job are irrelevant when determining how heroic a job is. Plus firefighting practices are shifting away from rapid entry into a burning building.
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>>77729929
>>77730063
>Heroism is determined by how many people die doing something

Those suicide bombers are very heroic aren't they?
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>>77730082
Well, probably to Muslims.
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>>77729964
by that logic pickpackers are the biggest heroes around
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>>77730097
Many of them run into burning buildings do they?
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>>77729818
Nope, I'm just not American, so this meme looks ridiculous to me, especially in regard of the professional soldiers fighting in the aggressive wars.
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>>77725219
To be honest, there was a guy that shared a room with me, he was tall, hot as hell and with de abs.

His girlfriend was short, REALLY fat, and annoying.

I never understud his bad taste.
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Kekmala thread?
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>>77730082
If heroism is determined by however many lives you save, wouldn't a doctor or a person who works in a shelter be a bigger hero than literally any cop, soldier, or fireman
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I disagree
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>>77730927

Yes?
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>>77729925
>firemen are corrupt as shit
How? Are they being paid to look the other way from the fucking FIRE?
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>>77730082
They are in the eyes of Muslims.
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>>77730927
Those people aren't risking as much for the sake of others, though.
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>>77729925
Either a Libertarian, an Anarchist, or Commie. Regardless, you're also a faggot.

Do you think Crassus is still standing by the burning buildings waiting for a deed to your land?
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>>77729925
>Firemen
>Sellswords
Who are Firemen hurting? Arsonists?

Are you a fire in disguise?
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>>77731179
That is debatable. While they are not subjected to any immediate risk while doing their job, the amount of stress and pressure they experience can greatly affect their life span. Especially surgeons.
Surgeon who operated my wife's grandma fifteen years ago (he was in his mid-40s back then) is already dead, while grandma is still alive, living for fifteen years after her stomach was removed (she is 83 now, I think).
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>>77728516
>Soldiers consistently engage in war crimes, kill children, let allies rape children so as not to "rock the boat", partake in aggressive war operations and when it's all done and over with, they are trained to dehumanize anyone not a soldier so as to justify all their actions.

>Police officers are known for excessive brutality, racism, wasteful operations for minor crimes and stuff like unlawful detention centers for aggressive "interrogations" from outside the grid. Worse part is these interrogation centers have a 50% chance of just dropping a suspect OR getting a false confession, so that's a lot of innocent people fucked over.

>Heroes.

How do I know you are an United Statian?
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>>77731345
But police, firemen, and soldiers carry a far greater risk of being maimed and mutilated. They face more danger for less money.
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>>77731372
Sources?
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>>77725219
It's nice to see Stormer hasn't let the whole Jem reboot failing get her down
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>>77731449
>Super Bowl dancing sharks
Fucking normies ruining comic books with their memes.
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>>77731449
Don't mind me, just flexing my top-notch editing skills.
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>>77729925
>Blaming the actions of the few on the whole

You're the kind of fag you call all Arabs terrorist, All republicans dumb asses, and all democrats pussies
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>>77731983
He used 'sellswords' seriously dude that is a lost cause.
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>scene takes place in a city of the US
>very little if none obese people in the background
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>>77729925
I know firefighter parking their fire truck in the fire lane to get groceries is annoying, but I wouldn't call them corrupt.
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>>77732011
Obese people tend to be shut-ins.
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>>77732002
The little bitch just got me damn good
I have two uncles who are cops, several family members in the military, and I know what too many people as fire fighters
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>>77732205
Sorry to break it to you but most usfags are fat, ive been there, its fucking discusting
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>>77731372
because im the one who gets to live an extremely comfortable life even though i technically live below the poverty line and get to publicly complain about things i see on the news on the internet
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>itt nonamerican butthurt
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>>77730927
But what about when a doctor does kill someone or fails to save a life?

Do we have to take a tally?
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>>77732238
Your spelling is pretty "discusting" too, m8.
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>>77732238
Nice anecdotal evidence you have there.
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>>77725219
>women are physically equal to men
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>>77730927
Most doctors either end up just giving out analgesics and antipyretics nevermind what ailment you may have, or try to get you hooked on very expensive, mind-altering drugs for dem big pharmaceutical commisions they get in returns.

So, no.
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>>77732434
With enough hard work, yeah. They are.
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>>77732273
Right, because the comfy system you live in isn't sustained by the weight of dead civilians that were living in oil-rich lands, nor was the computer or smartphone you're using now assembled by Taiwanese toddlers in some sweatshop.

Nothing that exists isn't stained with blood and death.
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>>77730927

The doctor would be a hero to the person and the family to the person whose life they saved. Being a hero is about the people whose lives you've touched.

Heroism on the other hand is about how you risked your own skin to ensure that others survive.

Both of them are heroes but one of them has to go into an inferno to save a dude, all whilst the building they're in might collapse from the fire, one fuckup can end the latter.
On a related note, I've seen peole argue that throwing yourself onto a grenade is a selfish action so there's that.
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>>77732492
I'm not sure, there's a lot of predispositions when talking about physical stuff, but even though I get the implication, there are still areas where hard work can only do so much. But if we're talking strength, the difference is 30% at most, so not a big deal and my post is therefore pointless.
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>>77732544
>Nothing that exists isn't stained with blood and death.

yeah, its really silly when the people living in their gilded lives complain about the culture theyre apart of without even realizing how their comfortable lives are sustained
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>Radiation doesn't make you sterile and destroy your immune system.
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>>77725219

>Girls have to settle for people on their level of attractiveness
>Implying even ugly girls aren't capable of scoring guys two or three levels higher on the attractiveness scale by being easy and having vaginas.
>Implying attractive girls aren't getting harder and harder to attain every day, only ever settling for 8-10s regardless of how attractive they personally are.
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>>77725335
What's wrong with firemen?
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>>77732777
>destroy your immune system
Huh. I didn't know that. I thought it just plain gave you cancer.
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>>77725335
>soldiers, policemen and firemen are "heroes"

I liked the Bojack Horseman opinion on this.

Just giving someone a gun and telling them to shoot people doesn't make them a hero. Some people are just assholes and being a soldier doesn't stop them from being assholes, it just makes them assholes with guns.
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>>77732782
>Girls have to settle for people on their level of attractiveness
Nah. Men are more lenient with below average looks than are women. Women are in general more exacting and fussy because they are better at body language, so they can detect immature losers and spergs more easily and therefore are much less tolerant of them. It's a simple fact.
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>>77732872
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>>77732872

That's what I said, you just made it more complimentary for some reason.
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whole lotta poor and/or nonwhites today
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>>77732782
>>77732872

Jilted losers detected.

I've seen ugly guys score hot girls because they're stable, friendly and also can demonstrate their creativity.

Besides, nobody who rates people in ranks and numbers like you're doing can be a good person anyway. There's a reason nobody will date you two, and it ain't the other girls' fault.
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>>77725335
>firemen are "heroes"

Sit around reading porn all day and then rescue someone from a burning building. They're my heros, at least.
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>>77732544
Good thing I'm not a mudslime or chinkchild.
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>tfw never have confidence nor ability to talk to girls on my comparative level of attractiveness
>always resort to dating chunky girls because they're needy, easy to talk to, and will fuck me a lot

I understand you Bruno, I understand you perfectly
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>>77734444
You can get girls like that without the chunk. They also come in normal size, ultra-skinny size and ultra-tall size.
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>>77734650
But do they have immediately recognizable signifiers like chunk? Chunk can be seen from a distance.
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>>77734650
But they're easier to spot when they're chunky.
All you need is an open field of vision and preferably a high vantage point.
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>>77727261
He's right though, no one puts them on as much of a pedestal as Americans because the media tells us we should or we're bad people.
Respect for firefighters tho.
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>>77729925
4chan is an 18 and over site, sport.
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>>77732809
It fucks with your DNA, and the fuckups are most obviously expressed by cells that reproduce rapidly, like the ones in your immune system.

That's why radiation treatment is used to combat cancer.
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>>77725335
Hello Miller.
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>>77725219
Is that La Blue Girl
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Ah, the innocence of being in your late teens/early twenties. You sweet summer child, stay gold.
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>>77731156
>>77734804
/co/ liking fat girls predates your current boogeyman by years.
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>>77725335
I think firemen legit are, I don't know any cases of firemen doing anything shitty except maybe that one guy who was also an arsonist and actually started fires to give himself something to do. With cops it seems about 50/50 genuine people who want to serve and protect and cunts who just like having power over others and a uniform, essentially the same people who were attracted to the SA. Soldiers? Not so much now that it's voluntary. It's not particularly heroic to mete out violence to whoever corrupt politicians tell you to, but then a lot of them aren't particularly bright and are suckered into it in the first place.
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>>77732658

Diving on a nade is selfish... I gotta know that story.
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>>77737062

It was years ago on /tg/, in what I believe was an aligmnent thread(god knows why), some dude was arguing that everything anyone does is motivated by selfishness, we do it for our own peace of mind or whatever, thus nothing is truly altruistic.

Which brought on the grenade-jumping thing.
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>>77737410
You can learn a lot about how someone thinks based on how they believe everyone else thinks.
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>>77726042
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>>77725219
The fuck is ottermode?
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>>77725219
But I AM attracted to short fat girls, anon.
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>>77725219
I'm an 8/10 skinny guy and I love fat girls. If a girl doesn't have some kind of belly and, more importantly, a big fat ass, I'm not interested.
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>>77737927

Skinny guys with muscles basically.
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>>77738089
>friends with a superhero delicious brown cutie who wants your dick
>choose some fat chick instead

Does anyone have shittier taste than Bruno?
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>>77738199
Premarital sex is haram, and the fat chick actually lets him stick it in.
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>>77738199
She rejected him. She wasn't ready to be in a relationship and wanted to focus on heroics.
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>>77738199
She shot him down man. He poured his heart out and she shot him the fuck down.

His dick no longer recognizes her as a potential mate. It's been hurt too much.
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>>77738089
>your non-tiny girlfriend
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>>77738513
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>>77731449
>voted most likely to: die by 32 of heart disease.
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>>77738530
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>>77732238
great. now I want custard.
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>he doesn't like em thicc
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>>77732677
Does that physical shit even matter any more since we have so many tools at disposal?
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>>77738587
>Fat girls who think they're thick
>>77738591
Depends on the work probably.
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>>77738587
The problem is my definition of thick and yours may differ wildly. Just the barest hint of chub is what I like. Full on whale rolls are not my thing.
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>>77738089
>>77738479
>sorry best friend, we can't date
>oh but if you date someone else I'm going to be a cunt about it

Stop being so realistic, Kamala.
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>>77726042
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>>77731449
>hates meat
>is fat anyway
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>>77738722
Tiny Waist Thick Hips
Big Titties and Ass preferable.
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>>77738963
Maybe she eats shit food other than meat.
Maybe her folks gave her shit food before she acquired her own tastes and by then it was too late to turn it around with just nonmeat but she's too lazy to do the rest of the work.
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>>77738963
Sugar isnt a meat.
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>>77738829
Why do girls do that?
Like what's the point?
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>>77739719
>I don't want your stupid ball. Gimme the ball! Gimme the ball!
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>>77739719
She wants your cock in a box incase she doesn't find a millionaire chad by the time her eggs shrivel up.
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>>77736527
You are confusing us with /d/.
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>>77725335
>hates uniformed services

>attracted to fat nasty bitches

I'm not surprised in the slightest
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>>77739719
Best case, they have conflicting feelings regarding the guy as both a friend and love, and are having difficulty reconciling them or deciding which feelings to pursue.

Worst case, they don't want to be with the guy but do want him to remain at their beck and call.

Kamala seems like more the former though.
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Kamala's only as upset as she is because she got blindsided. She was busy with avenger stuff and didn't notice it happening.
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>>77739719
Women don't know what they want. This problem has been around before recorded history
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>>77740520
this is why they can never decide where to go for dinner
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>>77725219
>this OP
>those first posts
>these responses
Shitpost thread?
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>>77740704
It's been fun so far
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>>77738966
This is what I define as thick.
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>handsome
>funny

I dont know about all that but i would get with a fatty in an instant, provided she wasnt so fat she needs her own parking space
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>>77731455
I just want to point out how steeped in delusion and cancer this post is.
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>>77732412
Eh, fine.
http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/prevalence-maps.html
http://walmart-people.com/walmart-people_site/home
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>>77738530

Wait... the issue the new GF is from made it sound like she completely rejected him...but this doesn't seem to be a full on rejection, more of a 'I'm being a hero right now so it wouldn't be fair but there is a chance.'
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>>77738530

>tfw youll never have a cute pakistani girl like kamala
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>>77743108
>>tfw you have a cute mexican girl that looks like Kamala
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>>77743108
>Cute
>Pakistani
Pick one
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>>77725219
there are megas for the lasts issues?
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