What. The. Fuck.
How does Gaston do it?
>Prince lives in castle
>Prince is an egotistical, selfish piece of shit
>Prince is cursed by Sorceress for being an egotistical, selfish piece of shit
>Prince becomes Beast
>Prince is even more evil now than ever
>Sorceress and Beast fight in an epic battle
>Sorceress sacrifices herself to put an end to the Beast
>Beast seems to have died
>Sorceress' only child grows up
>Sorceress' family continues to grow
>Gaston's grandfather upset
>Tries to convince Gaston to realize his destiny as the heir to the LeGume family, and finally finish what his ancestor started by defeating Beast
>Gaston too busy being cool and fucking bitches to care
>Beast captures Belle
>Now Gaston cares
>Teams up with Grandpa LeGume and his team of aggressively masculine posers
>Goes on bizarre adventure through woods and mountains and shit
>Fights off Beast's bizarre assassins as they get closer to the Beast's stronghold
I'd watch it.