>you will never be a cynical teenage girl goinh through highschool

>>77721515

But I did, OP
>I was Jane, though

>tfw no qt goth gf

i could get one but it feels like such a forced culture these days.

goths are a dying breed.

>>77721645
Why are you so unappealing compared to Daria?

>>77721725

>tfw bf

Thats why, anon. Thats why.

>>77721515
Daria wasn't goth. There was a whole episode about that. She's just cynical about everything.

>>77721988
Can you even draw cool things?

>>77721515
Indeed, I was in middle school at the end of the 90s. Funny thing that, I've never stopped thinking of her as older-than-me. But I've also never stopped wanting to boyfriend it up with her

Did that. Turns out your artist friend sells out to impress her parents, your sister grows up to date a boring but effective middle manager, your parents don't divorce or travel or do anything except sink into an even deeper mediocrity and your super intelligent older boyfriend is actually just a pretentious loser who dates younger girls consistently because they don't know any better.

>>77723275
And what happened to you?

>>77723275
that's what i would have assumed yeah
i will date you

>>77723298

A series of increasingly shitty boyfriends, girlfriends, drugs, figuring out that people having enough money to go to university doesn't make them smarter, being smarter doesn't make anyone better, and eventually stabilizing out working with dogs far away from everything to do with my past. Dogs are great.

>>77723430
sucks you had to learn that the hard way
i knew it all from the beginning and subsequently spent all that time doing nothing

>>77723430
your opinion of beagles?

I always find it funny how half of the girls that post on /co/ hate Daria's character, and the other half look up to it

>>77725079
i just completed my latest rewatch and i've gotta say.. i'm finally starting to see a few flaws
not a lot, but a few. basically what you'd realistically expect from someone who was literally peerless. When there's nobody to look up to, how do you hold yourself to any standards? Girl needed jesus hardcore.

i'm also noticing for the first time how bad a lot of the voice acting is. you know they just went to a local performing arts school and got trainee actors on the fly. Most of them never acted in anything else again

>>77721515

>you will never be spoiled prep student
>you will never date a cool artist
>you will never kiss her cynical, antisocial friend behind her back
>you will never start dating her friend and manage to still (sort of) be friends with the artist
>you will never succeed where Tom failed and marry the cynical friend

>>77722719
>>77722719

Tabbed away for a while, but yes.
I did win some awards for art, in my school days, yes.

>>77723630
They have nice dicks.

>>77721515
where do i find a girl like Jane

>>77726259
my sister's taken, sorry. pretty close otherwise. she even had the slightly darialike friend. though really the two of them were more like jay and silent bob

>>77721665
goths died when Emos took over

>>77726217
Draw something cool for the thread, then

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>>77721515
>tfw this show wouldn't even work today
>tfw 1997 was 18 years ago

thank god for that!

>>77726717
yes and no. True goths are still around, but all the mall goths just decided to go emo. no real loss.

>>77726259
They usually flock to "hip artist towns" like Austin and Portland

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What age were you when you realized Daria was a wet blanket and generally a douche to her friends

>>77727087
What's the difference in all honesty

Oh well

>>77726259
Seattle

>>77723430
Fuck you, Hunter. You are poison and I'm glad you're miserable.

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>tfw when you're this guy

Not that bad, actually.

>>77728493

Not that, but I'm rewatching now and now all the characters are a lot more interesting

>>77721515
Who cares. I don't like grunge music anyways.

>>77728493
19

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>>77723430
so you're saying you became more cynical? also you sound like the only ass in this situation

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>>77721515
I dated a girl that was practically Stacy.

>>77721515
That describes my youth to a tee, except my best friend was a musician instead of a painter

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>>77721515
>you will never be a cruel cynic who's above average intellect will reinforce the worst kind of narcissism about being smarter than everybody but still too depressed to feel good about it.

Fells pretty good man, as a depressive bi-polar painter daria a shit, humanity stronk git gud nihilists!

>>77730288
I wish people would at least learn to speak/write english before they post here.

>>77730288
Idealism is ability to not notice faces you trample under your feet.

>>77726073
In high school I stopped watching when Tom was dating Dariah. Now I'm kinda indifferent towards him.

>>77730426
He's all right, I like to think that he and Daria had an on again - off again relationship for a few years before they end it for good.

>>77730112
I hope you were kind to her and helped her build up het confidence and self-esteem

>tfw you were the uncool loner artist in the back of the class instead

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>>77721515

>>77730868
Did what I could, but she valued the opinions of the 2 girls that said they were her friend but treated her like shit every chance they could get. She dumped me because they figured out I was trying to get her to stop hanging around with them and hang around some people that were nicer. Ironically, they said I was trying to control her and spouted a bunch of feminist crap.

2 months after she dumped me, she got humiliated by one of the other girls who sent nudes of her in e-mail around the school. This was before the law really started paying attention to that.

>>77730941
Shouldn't that say "Oh Hi! GO TO HELL!"

I have to come clean /co/

After school I went away for a year. When I came back I had to move into a place without internet access in the immediate vicinity, all I had was my computer with all 5 seasons of daria and the movies and a handful of really tasteless movies.

I've watched each episode and movie of this fukken show a minimum of 8 times a piece within about a 4 month period. I can die now that I've confessed.

Any else think Daria looked really sexy in Quinn's clothes?

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>Diarrhoea

But I was.
Except it was the mid 2000s.
She very good at ceramics but is pursing computer science instead. She's going to become very successful.

>>77728493
she only had the one friend, and she was plenty nice to her. the only people she was remotely douchey to were people who she knew were too oblivious to get it (dumbasses at school) or too scatterbrained and busy to notice it (parents)
once in a while she was.. challenging to other intellectuals like jodie or the better adult authorities (bankers or whatever) and lacked tact. but that was lack of practice, not the presence of malice

>>77728701
that guy was underrated. that episode was underrated
so much beautiful upper daria torso
>>77728617
shit, i knew i should have left the house while i lived there
>>77730380
no that's entrepreneurialism. idealism is the inability not to notice those faces, and the refusal to walk anywhere as a result

>>77731028
isnt that always the way. women need acceptance, and they will take it anyplace they can find it.. but theyve been trained now never to take it from men

>>77731942
shit yeah. change the colors and youre good to go
but she looked sexiest in her sleepwear, typically a big t-shirt as i recall

>>77732259
CHA CHA CHA

>>77733316
Since when?

Ten years ago in highschool I was killing it with girls with shitty selfesteems, and you're telling me kids don't have that option anymore?

>>77732629
>She very good

>>77721515
I was a cynical teenage boy going through highschool in the early 2000's.

It was exactly like the late 90's because my town was about four years behind the times.

>>77728607
the music they listen to, and the style, and the age range.

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>>77734955

>>77721645
Same. I was more like Daria, my friend was Jane.

I was also over weight and a weeb
;_;

>>77734630
since social media
see for a while the internet improved things for lonely geeks, because they could find a few more of their own kind and have little intimate friendship circles
but now there's so many people of every kind of person, even the most fucked up, that you don't have an intimate circle, you have an ARMY. an army to tell you nothing's wrong and nothing you do is ever bad..
and the sad thing is even my intimate circle of friends slowly got corrupted by those types (and intense drug-users and other hedonists) and now THEY'RE all sick of hearing that they aren't perfect flawless beings too, so.. yeah. The safe little sounding-wall is more appealing to brittle low-self-esteemsters than a genuine caring friend is

>>77734955
Same. I was also the 2edgy4u kid in the Bible Belt. I shit you not, I was accused of being a Satanist because I dressed like a goth and was scheduled time with the counselor because they thought I was going to shoot up the school. I just thought I looked cool and people would want to be my friend.

>>77721645
I was rule 63 Jane with no Daria bff/counterpart.

>>77735287
you did look cool, anon
at least, i'm assuming that. many/most aspects of goth/hot topic fashion are cool. it's just sad that the majority of people you see trying to do that are just a different kind of conformists, trying (and failing, this is the key) to be as cool as those cool people. and this becomes the public image of those sorts

>>77735292
hey i was rule 63 daria. let's be friends

>>77735287
You know what would make you cool? Shooting up school for the glory of Satan.

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>>77735311

>>77735369
if people would just, yknow, shoot up SCHOOL BOARDS instead of schools, we might actually get something good out of tragedy

>>77735311
Yeah, I think the key difference was that I wasn't trying to fit in with anyone, I was just dressing the way I wanted to. What made me start to grow out of it was largely in part that I just didn't get along with most everyone else I met with a similar fashion sense.

>>77735388
you have to be 18+ to post here.

>>77735399
it's sad when something you like gets tainted by people doin-it-wrong.. but i feel youve gotta stick with it. i've stuck by my beliefs despite most people in those belief systems being assholes.. i just don't usually pick them for my friends.

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>>77735369
Ironically being called a Satanist for four years made me interested in Satanism. I got into Anton LaVey for a little bit, but then it started to feel too much like The Atlas Shrugged: Spooky Halloween Edition. I never had any violent or even that aggressive of feelings, but I did think it would be funny if the one thing that pushed me into a school shooting was being accused of wanting to in the first place.

>>77735462
>The Atlas Shrugged: Spooky Halloween Edition
I think this is the point, although I know little about either. Take some objectivism and add some mystical theatrics for trolling quality.

Can you people hear yourselves?

>When I do it, it is cool

You should watch Beavis and Butthead as you have the same thought process as them, leave the Daria hugbox.

>>77735480

Jesus fucking christ.

>>77735613
>>When I do it, it is cool
Who are you quoting?

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>>77735462
You sound like way too much of a stewart to ever grow enough balls to kill.

>>77735642
>>77735311
>>77735399
>>77735427

If your objection is that I never used a direct quote then you don't know what greentext is.

>>77735613
yes, the 'when i do it it's okay' is not a good way to win a debate
but it is a normal way to think. it's basically the only way to think, because most good things are only good when done properly, by certain people (typically a minority of the people doing those things)

>>77735759
And everything you say is completely subjective. The only objective part of culture is that people think it is them who are right. This wasn't a debate, this was describing the attitude of people. Specifically the
>When I do it, it's good'
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>Diarrhoeas getting bullied

>>77735703
I never said I was cool, just that I thought I was. The fact that I didn't get along with the other 'goth kids' had nothing to do with them not being cool enough, it was that they were genuinely unpleasant people to be around.

>>77736048
So you thought
>When I do it, it's cool

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>>77736048
>Got laughed at
>They were just unpleasant
>Can't be I was a git

was anyone here not a Jane?

>>77736185
isnt it funny how people like this still infuriate us after all these years. after college and work and other aspects of real life proved NOT as fucked up as school.. somehow the dicks remained.. hanging around, waiting, in the background.. slowly learning the internet after previously calling it lame.

>>77736254
>I cry about school
>real life
>...

Arrested development

Oh how I laf.

>slowly learning the internet

Maximum laf. M8, you have more than likely used some of my code.

I won't deny I am a prick though.

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>>77736189
No, fuck that. Janes forever.

>>77736727
This thread is just filled with insufferable people, fuck sake.

>>77736727
I would still like you because I don't know shit about music.

>>77736727
>sidecut
you are one of the people Jane would make fun of

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>>77736189
I was Chuck and Tom

>>77736189
I don't know who I was, I don't think this show portrayed depression and indifference while still hanging around people in anyone.

I could relate to Daria, but I was very different from her and a dude.

>>77736727
That 13yo is adorable

>>77738121
no

>>77738157
She's objectively adorable

>>77738715
No. Think she is a goon desu.

>>77732259

>>77721515
I was, and I had one. She kept dragging me to do "cool" stuff like going to parties, going to see bands and smoking weed on school grounds at night. All I wanted was to stay inside to play videogames and D&D, maybe MtG if we were specially bored.

It wasn't until college that I got to be DM of an all-girls group.

>>77741425
>DM of an all-girls group
You lie there is no such thing

>>77741425
lol, girls don't real

>>77741425
Oh shit, getting high at the back of the school at night. Best of times.

>>77742072
Asian girls, they're up for anything. I was their token whitey.

>>77742390
Not gonna deny it, it was really fun, the coolest was when the stars bothered to show up

>>77743365
Man, we had a big field out the back and we live nearly on the coast. Would watch the stars then watch the seagulls come down in the morning and just laugh all night. To be honest, we were normally on ecstasy as well and this was the come down period, it was time for the suggles we would say. Damn, never gonna have those days again.

>>77743532
>Damn, never gonna have those days again.

Oh fuck, muh feels. It hurtss to realise this.

>>77743651
that's why i don't much neglect missing entirely out on those days. nothing to miss.

>>77743698
Odd sentence, but w/e. We are all m8s here!

If you have nothing to miss then you can't see, I feel bad for you man. But maybe you had better times, I can't ever know. I am getting emotional now, I love you anon, I hope you remember these times :S

>>77743782
i mean basically there is shitty pre-internet life then fantastic post-internet life where i did nothing but absorbed media, information, and finally enough food.

>>77737607
If Daria was made in 2015 Jane would have a sidecut and you know it.

>>77743925
Man, I remember pre-internet. That was better, what the fuck happened to you that it was bad? (I mean better socially, ofc media etc is much better now) I remember before mobile phones, still don't use one as it is more fun finding people randomly. My mates say I am an arsehole though.

>>77744122
uh, the post-phone era certainly sucks. but the post-internet pre-phone era (yknow, most of the 00s) was fucking paradise. (though mediawise it SUCKED compared to the 90s and 10s)

>>77744363
I can find no fault in your opinion. Wanna have sex?

>>77744716
only if you have lady type bits. and yknow.. love and all that.
otherwise we should play videogames and shit. lotta games nowadays where hard shit gets a lot easier with a second person

>>77745114
Awww, I'm straight but I will bum you if you wanted. C'mon. Lets bum.

What games you play?

>>77745283
i was thinking clear up that fucking impossible shit at the end of mario 3d world. plus with two people it's faster and more fun to go get the 'finish everything with every character' dealy

>>77745458
Hmmm, not sure if this is gonna work. More of a Street Fighter/Dark Souls kinda guy. What music do you like? Genre or artist.

>>77745657
i mostly just listen to videogame music dude.
and street fighter and dark souls are like, the prime examples of games i dislike in genres i like. so i guess we dont like the same games
oh well. we can still be friends

>>77736189
I was a Trent. Actually, I was probably more of a Max but I don't think he actually did much in the show.

>>77745700
Oh well, they say opposites attract. The offer of bumming is still there. I'm not even gay, but I like you anon.

>>77743365
>A pack of asian girls playing dungeons'n'dragons
sounds nightmarish

>>77745780
haha, max was hilarious
i guess if i'm honest i was somewhere between the homeschool kid and that kid daria babysat.. but with more daria mixed in
and yknow, i looked like Jesse.

>>77723275
>>77723430
that sounds super accurate to what i always thought. i feel somehow fulfilled

>>77726717
define "emo"
like American Football emo or blood on the dance floor emo

>>77736727
ratatat sucks