I've been marathoning Steven Universe and i've gotten to the last few episodes.
Loving all of the jokes except, I'm still unsure about what pic related was all about, was there a joke here or was it a reference to something?
>tfw binge watched the whole series up to Jailbreak
Good to know I absorbed the best of it all together, declined in quality pretty hard afterwards.
>tfw Zuke came up with the joke and is currently having a nervous breakdown
>Loving all of the jokes except, I'm still unsure about what pic related was all about, was there a joke here or was it a reference to something?
It was an unpopped corn. You usually eat them by accident and hurt your teeth. She's like "Ha ha that was a close one".
It's not clear since the corn is so poorly drawn.
You're usually not looking directly at the popcorn as you're eating it. That's kind of the whole idea of eating popcorn in venues such as the cinema where your eyes are focused on the screen.
I'm still on the first season, epi 29...And I gotta ask, does it ever explain how these three specific Gems met? I mean Amethyst, Pearl and Garnett all don't seem like they'd be friends naturally. So does it explain later on, why they of all Gems banded together? Or are they the last remaining?
Awesome, So far, I'm glad the filler episodes are kept to a minimum. It seems that most episodes contribute atleast a tiny bit to the overall story and character development. Like the Lars/Sadie relationship... Though at this rate, Lars seems like a lost cause of douchebaggery....
People here probably blame it on the other storyboarder of the episode because Zuke is perfect in everyone's eyes here
She is just a lesbo that will force the lgbt bullshit that is killing the show even more
Anon, the lesbo shit IS the show. It always has been.
>Pearl and Peridot are having a crazy robot olympics
>Garnet and Amy are spectating and eating popcorn
>Peridot's robot shoots missiles out of her butt
>Garnet pauses her eating of popcorn to shake her head at the silly thing Peridot's robot just did
That's it, man. Not everything is a SO FAHNNY JOKE. Sometimes people just react to things.
Not Rocket Science, et al.
What did you think Rose's Scabbard was about?
I've never bothered really watching this show, but I really want to have sex with this pointy nosed creature.
Yeah I don't know why people over think that so much.
The real question is the scene were Peridot is talking says that that Ruby and Sapphire aren't even fighting while fused and explains instead that they doing something by clasping her hand together while Steven gets embarrassed.
Don't water down this show by saying that. There is a lot more to observe than that.
they were all that's left of Rose's army and she was the emotional glue that held them together
Steven performs a similar role but he's having a tougher time since the gems are still fucked up about Rose dying, since it forced them to "grow up" and raise a weird hybrid child which is partially the reason why she's gone
Alright, the lesbo shit is the seed from which a show with much more grew from.
you can always tell when someone's new or unfamiliar to the show when they think Pearl is cool/ a good waifu
then they watch it and realize she's a neurotic, racist lesbian
the shorts just recap important concepts from the show, ostensibly to explain important concepts from the show to the unfamiliar
they're not that interesting for people who actually watch the show and pay attention
Jokes on you, I watched it all and I still think Pearl is best. Along with Peridot.
People who like Pearl as a waifu are absolute scum. People who like Pearl because she's a complicated, flawed and interesting character are distinguished, high-quality posters.
>S1: great music , great moments
>S2: Went full snowflake and dyke
What happen to S2? Why now the show is fucking awful?
The pacing , the jokes the everything.
Also Peridot change was weak as fuck.
Is Rebecca a hack?
No, I have been watching it since, I just watched Episode 1 to Jailbreak in one sitting, following the rest in real time, hiatus and all. Lack of plot development along with staggered release has kind of killed my interest for the time being, but I still look back on Season 1 with fondness.
Why do you people do this?
Don't put it on the creator, you gotta blame the writers. They are the ones responsible of the episodes.
Sugar just gives an overview, a very loose description of the overall plot so that the episodes are related to a main focus. Rebecca can't be behind every storyboarder to assure the story is on track and of course there will always be filler episodes. She's only in charge of the main episodes that drive the show.
That being said, yes s2 has been a disappointment lately.
>Rebecca can't be behind every storyboarder to assure the story is on track
why the hell not
im being serious i think its really shitty that people make shows and then dont actually make sure its the show they wanted to make
i mean yeah its clearly the shitty writes fault, but its on sugar if she didnt check their work
i guess im just mad because i really liked this show but then s2 happened
I also wonder why not. But it actually happens to lots of series.
I think she's loose with it because she already has a story to tell on mind, enough material for 3 seasons, so she kinda says "go wild" to the storyboarders.
Zuke especially took it seriously and is pushing her sjw agenda on it. Her style and animation is beautiful really but her drive is clear.
I thought that was called "binging," these days.
I trusted you autocorrect
Please stop being mean to Pearl. She's going through a very hard time right now and doesn't need to read such hurtful things.
You should probably wait for season 2 to finish and binge watch it too. But who knows how long that will take.
>why the hell not
I am sure that she overlooks parts of it, but as a showrunner she probably got a lot more stuff to do than just check out every detail of every episode.
I go to these SU threads specifically for the pearl pictures, and ignore literally everything else because its the same recycled back and forth argument about something i dont care about, i just want my dick to be hard.
then go to /trash/ , 100% porn of that whore
pearlfags show why they are the worst since day uno.
>Episode of pearl and the other pearls in the factory never
So, you want more of this, then?
The supervising director and co-developer drew it first.
A handful of other crew members including Zuke and a bunch of drawfags got in on it afterwards.
episode where Steven accidentally fixes a portal and ends up in home world when?
Never. Steven can only repair living things, like humans or gems, not objects.
don't gems at this point not want to go to earth for fear of the cluster destroying the planet at any moment.
maybe they find one of peridot's orbs and it fixes a portal for them?
prediction: Steven+lion+peridot/connie/Perl go to homeworld and find out some shit about Rose/YellowD/homeworld in general. Someone wants to stay. They start getting hunted. Lion saves the day as usual
>that dark day when OP , the faggot , put general in the thread tittle and everyone told him to fuck off
>people already knew what was going to happen because /hsg/
>we didn't listen
and that's why now they are in the trash with ponies.
Adding "general" was only a symptom. Quality dropped dramatically during the winter hiatus and never recovered. It just kept spiraling lower and lower.
As is, /trash/ is slightly better than it was in /co/ before the ban.
sometimes OC and good stuff happens, beleive it or not, porn gets recycled more than your shitty conversations.
its pretty much the best thing about anything SU related right now
Well, it's not that I'm not willing to post more, but image-spamming will guarantee this thread getting deleted, so I'm just posting pictures in response to other posts, or as part of a conversation.
And what are these, then?
>expect an average funny cartoon
>turns out to be a tele novella about how each character that their own flaws and problems that they try to deal with while trying to deal with the current shitstorm that was a leftover from the consequences of a war
Also enjoy the small town flavour of the show.
Im surprised and understand why people love this show now, it's excellent and they do a very good job at potraying the characters are immensely flawed beings, especially Pearl. She's practically a nutcase.
It was poorly executed. That doesn't even look like a kernel. All they needed to do was color it brown but instead they made it look like a piece of taffy that fell onto the floor.
['Maxwell Murder' playing in the distance]
Don't bully Lapis please. She's sensitive.
If it's not the obvious then I have to go with this. Maybe she thought this is what people have to do during a montage.
She probably just has excellent taste in chinese cartoons, Steven's a known weeb so it's not like she wouldn't have a chance to see it.
Does this mean Steven is half robot?
Why is everything I see around me pushing the agenda of robot love?
It's meant to represent a forced-fused gem shard
I think Ruby and Sapphire(Ruby got pissed while Sapphire didn't say anything so who knows) don't eat while garnet herself does.
Seriously is there something I'm missing here? Why can't we believe the reason why shook her head was because she reached the bottom of her bag and needed a refill implying that the competition took the whole day?
All the anons with a shred of self respect the kind that wish co /sug/ was a little bit better wouldn't go to trash/sug/ while the faggots who only care about the porn and shitposting are less restricted there. And ironically enough the haters will follow /Sug/ to hell if they have to.
why don't you start a group to meet other steven universe fans? you could call yourselves "stevies" or "pearlbros" and start conventions and dress like a turbo fag
I mean cause you already wear a fedora, don't you? being a steven universe fan and all
So do you think all gems look the same or all look slightly different? Like some Pearls aren't tall and some are wider. Some have long hair, some have shorter noses etc.
i'd like to think they have variation in the features so if we ever see other gems of the same type they'd have a different personality and such to them but still keep personality traits found within the gem type
I want this
>cheery dumb bimbo Pearl who loves cleaning all day
>pretentious Sapphire who goes out of her way to make people feel stupid
>A lapis who constantly complains about her job as a plumber
Yellow Diamond will be revealed to actually be a Pearl that decided she wanted better for herself, but only herself.
Her outfit is actually just armor like Peridot had when we first saw her, and she changed her appearance so no one would realize they were taking orders from a pearl.
they've got a body-type they can't change, Pearl can't permanently change to Rose size for instance, it's more like they print their features on a gem-specific template
they also can't change the position of their gems
I think that the constant SU threads have wound the shitposters down somehow. The threads are now slower too due to this.
So I've been out of the loop for awhile. Do we have even the faintest hint of when the show's starting up again?
>binge watch it
That was how I watched Season 1 and up until the last run of Peridot episodes. Seeing it that way kept me from even noticing weak episodes, because they were over in 10 minutes and I immediately had new material.
They should at least post something on their tumblr to keep us busy, although I think Zuke post drawings once in a while, and this is my favorite.
Probably, at least some colors variations.
>I've been marathoning Steven Universe and
Can I effectively trigger tumblr if I make skinny Rose art? I just wanna bask in the hate.
I'd say so, they went ballistic over those white Crystal Gem edits
As I told you, I'm very slow worker. But someday, whenever you have forgotten about it or you are not interested anymore, I'll deliver.
Seriously, I'm still doing it. Sorry for being a lazy piece of shit.
So /co/, when you rewatch your favorite episodes
do you sing along?
>you will never come home from a hard night of crushing mad pussy to be greeted by a cheerful Pearl
>you will never soak in the bath of scented epsom salts that she drew for you at just the perfect temperature
>she will never lay out your silk man-jammies as she sings a beautiful song
>you will never sit in your cozy chair as your Pearl serves you a maple scone and some warm tea, listening intently as you regale her with stories of all the college girl trim you slew today
Life is suffering. Know this, and shoulder the burden of your endless torment.
>lars is a lost cause
At least the didn't purposely maroon a few people on an uncharted island and threaten their very lives for the sake of "spending time together".
Seriously, fuck sadie that crazy bitch.
Fuck you guys, Pearl is pretty.
>it's referenced in an upcoming episode but instead of it being some quirky little brick joke the scheduling has turned it into a months long mystery
The payoff isn't going to be worth it
Steven can never go to Homeworld without a space suit, most likely.
I don't see any reason for Homeworld to have an atmosphere, and if it does it is very unlikely to be breathable by humans.
Is there anything comfier, in this mortal realm, than that end song to this show?
>Early in season 1, clown-Steven asks pearl if she likes pie
>and she responds:
>"I love pie!"
>Though apparently she never eats food ever, and never will.
So... is this a cunnilingus joke, or did they just fuck up and retcon it?
She likes the process of making pie, but not eating it
Maybe, maybe not. Odds are I'd store it in the basement next to the Roomba
Yeah, they can reach that spot in the back of the fridge you can't, they'll be able to dust all those problem spots on the bureau, and they'll even making cleaning the bathroom look easy.
SU Pearl is defective. Like a dog that isn't house trained properly, give a Pearl the wrong signals and she'll take her devotion WAAAAY too far.
She has a mouth, hands, and feet. Good enough for a cheap thrill, and better than going it alone. Besides, if ordered, do you think a proper Pearl wouldn't shapeshift to be more pleasing to her owner's sense of aesthetics?
That's the most popular theory, but her outfit doesn't look like anything a worker would wear. If I could give it a shot I'd say she was a Homeworld tourist that was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>The gems working for Yellow Diamond all wear the same uniform
Yeah which is basically some bodysuit with stripes or shapes on it.
So saying "like anything a worker would wear" is meaningless because the designs aren't based on what human people wear for whatever specific function.
Also keep in mind that the current Homeworld people we're seeing are more "modern" than Lapis who was demonstrably confused and out of touch about all the changes in her home. Maybe they all wore dresses back when Rose was HW-affiliated because why not it's magic.
That's real nice
anyone have that really detailed picture of Pearl where she's all alien looking and has lots of frills?
Yeah, when Lapis said "I am Lapis Lazuli" It really sounded like she was someone the CGs should know. Then again, she wasn't treated with kindness when she went back to Homeworld so either she really isn't a big deal or they've forgotten about her.
When's the hiatus ending, lads? A lack of any show to watch is physically killing me on he inside
I'm hoping Lars gets to at least develop a bit, what with The New Lars coming up and all
My pet theory is that Lapis are entertainers using water to make constructs and put on plays and tell stories. I figure if HW has no problem creating life to serve they'd have no problem creating life to entertain.
Main villain of all living creatures-it's themselves
Unfortunately, a lot of porn drowing with Pearl, so you right in some
Show me your gemsonas, /co/. This is for a Steven Universe pen and paper RPG I'm running with some friends. Generator version is imperfect, but you try making a helmet in that shit. Maybe it'll be a look for after she gets poofed.
Thank you a lot anon, the wait will be worth it.
>People honestly didn't get this joke
I can easily refrain from talking smack about the people who watch the show, but give me a fucking break
That's pretty good. We have an Azurite in my campaign too, as a sort of reporter/historian/artist type documenting our mission. What weapon would yours have? Our player hasnt decided yet.
either a sword-gauntlet like pic related or a claw
From what I understand, all Pearls are that devoted to their masters. With rose being her master and going into combat and fighting against the homeworld, Pearl just took her programming to the utmost limits by dying for her continuously and would risk everything just for more time with Rose.
Pearl should hate steven but it seems that Pearl cant help but feel devoted to Steven in a way due to him being Rose's final act.
Either way, Pearls are not combat models and are all domestic workers so that would explain why she's so motherly.
>Keeps crashing just as I'm getting done.
Yeah, that's why I prefer the helmet look. For what it's worth, I came up with the ponytail design inspired by Prinze Zuko and Abaddon, and then about a week later played Undertale and went "ah, shit."
Pearl's not gonna leave anytime soon.
The larger the fanbase, the more likely it is that there will be louder and larger numbers of weird people in your company. It sucks, but it shouldn't stop someone from enjoying a show, unless they're easily swayed by the /co/ hivemind and are trying too hard to fit in.
It's aquamarine so her name is Marina. Her gem parts her hair, so she uses it as a bow. Her weapon is a ball, it probably explodes or something I don't know.
>even though no human on this earth would willingly choose the name Lars
my sister is friends with a feral pack of "transmen"
who chose the following horrible names:
can I repeat, it is not KYLE it is Kyler?
As if to kyle is a verb, and Kyler is one who kyles?
Iolite (fuck this font, it's iolite) is lazy as fuck and fights for earth because homeworld got no chill. She telekinetically controls her ball and and can hear through it, and fights in tandem with it. She meditates and occasionally reveals that she has considerable wisdom even for a gem, but generally just cracks wise and gets cozy. Adamantly refuses to shapeshift.