I've been marathoning Steven Universe and i've gotten

It would be probably be a refence for a later episode

>>77721357
It's the pearl she going to put into pearl for the next transformation you faggot. Geez

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>tfw binge watched the whole series up to Jailbreak

Good to know I absorbed the best of it all together, declined in quality pretty hard afterwards.

Maybe she learned that from tv?
Garnet doesn't know how to talk to humans and just copies what she see on tv

Do you think Steven Universe can have a real villain in the show?

it's a popcorn kernel that's hard because it isn't fully popped

>>77721357
What the fuck is she holding?

>>77721779
What's the joke?

Maybe the writers/animators just fucked up a joke?

>>77721824
she noticed

snot really a joke just another relatable feel within the fantastical robot fights like a lot of the show

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>>77721917
Poorly executed.
>tfw Zuke came up with the joke and is currently having a nervous breakdown

>>77721824
I don't know

>>77721556
already done
and is called rebbeca

Gems in general don't eat.
It's a "ah, you thought I was going to eat just now, didn't you?" fourth wall gag.

>>77722951
I thought it was that yeah. She had popcorn because storytelling convention says it's appropriate, but Garnet doesn't eat like Amethyst does so it's like "what am I even doing?"

>>77721556
I think next villan is gona by Fish theme , and probably will be "helping" malachite as his or they minions(pls one of the fish minions should be a abisal fish)

>>77721824
Disappointment, probably.

>>77721357
the joke is she not gonna eat a popcorm with two seeds

>>77721357
>Loving all of the jokes except, I'm still unsure about what pic related was all about, was there a joke here or was it a reference to something?
It was an unpopped corn. You usually eat them by accident and hurt your teeth. She's like "Ha ha that was a close one".

It's not clear since the corn is so poorly drawn.

>>77724906
But unpopped popcorn is just kernels. Do they not know what popcorn looks like.

>>77721357
I think I get it, two kernels fused together. Kettle corn does that sometimes.

>>77721357
You're all wrong. The joke is that you're supposed to munch popcorn when watching a rumble but she doesn't eat so she just threw it away.

>>77725005
You're usually not looking directly at the popcorn as you're eating it. That's kind of the whole idea of eating popcorn in venues such as the cinema where your eyes are focused on the screen.

>>77724906
>>77725048
Either way, it's just a corny joke

I'm still on the first season, epi 29...And I gotta ask, does it ever explain how these three specific Gems met? I mean Amethyst, Pearl and Garnett all don't seem like they'd be friends naturally. So does it explain later on, why they of all Gems banded together? Or are they the last remaining?

>>77725308
kinda, it doesn't exactly show how they individually became part of the group, but it shows why they were a group in the first place.

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>>77725442
Awesome, So far, I'm glad the filler episodes are kept to a minimum. It seems that most episodes contribute atleast a tiny bit to the overall story and character development. Like the Lars/Sadie relationship... Though at this rate, Lars seems like a lost cause of douchebaggery....

>>77725135
booooo (applause)

>>77721357
That and the cows thing is a mistery

Garnet is a damn mistery

>>77722032
People here probably blame it on the other storyboarder of the episode because Zuke is perfect in everyone's eyes here

She is just a lesbo that will force the lgbt bullshit that is killing the show even more

>>77721357
>Playing this coy

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>>77725881
Anon, the lesbo shit IS the show. It always has been.

>>77725881
Zuke didn't board this episode though.

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>>77725568
>Sadie has more body hair than Lars

>>77725909
Lesbo shit...? Umm is this something in Season 2 or something?

>>77721357
she was so into the battle that she almost eat thats my theory

>>77721484
how you know if you didnt watch it

>>77721357

>Pearl and Peridot are having a crazy robot olympics
>Garnet and Amy are spectating and eating popcorn
>Peridot's robot shoots missiles out of her butt
>Garnet pauses her eating of popcorn to shake her head at the silly thing Peridot's robot just did

That's it, man. Not everything is a SO FAHNNY JOKE. Sometimes people just react to things.

Not Rocket Science, et al.

>>77726036
This

>>77725909
Season 1 didn't had that, and everyone loves season 1 more than 2 you huge degeneracy apologist fag

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>>77726371
What did you think Rose's Scabbard was about?

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>>77726621
I've never bothered really watching this show, but I really want to have sex with this pointy nosed creature.

>>77725062
Yeah I don't know why people over think that so much.
The real question is the scene were Peridot is talking says that that Ruby and Sapphire aren't even fighting while fused and explains instead that they doing something by clasping her hand together while Steven gets embarrassed.

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>>77725909
Don't water down this show by saying that. There is a lot more to observe than that.

>>77725308
they were all that's left of Rose's army and she was the emotional glue that held them together

Steven performs a similar role but he's having a tougher time since the gems are still fucked up about Rose dying, since it forced them to "grow up" and raise a weird hybrid child which is partially the reason why she's gone

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>>77726716
Alright, the lesbo shit is the seed from which a show with much more grew from.

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>>77726664
you can always tell when someone's new or unfamiliar to the show when they think Pearl is cool/ a good waifu

then they watch it and realize she's a neurotic, racist lesbian

>>77721357
Did you watch the shorts?

There's at least 4 of those.

>>77721357
I know for certain you've made this exact post before. Why the hell did you think this was worth some sort of copypasta?

>>77726862
the shorts just recap important concepts from the show, ostensibly to explain important concepts from the show to the unfamiliar

they're not that interesting for people who actually watch the show and pay attention

>>77721357
If you legitimately find SU funny then I'm sorry to tell you this but you have a shit sense of humor imo

>>77726783
the original pearl design was so much better

>>77725135
ecks dee

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>>77726814
Jokes on you, I watched it all and I still think Pearl is best. Along with Peridot.

>>77726814
>then they watch it and realize she's perfect

ftfy

>>77725931
He's a flip. I can tell you from experience that we grow very little body hair and it fucking sucks.

Anybody got MEGA links to the series? I haven't seen an episode since that one episode. The one with the cats.

you're a retard OP
you keep asking this same stupid question any chance you get like the retard you are

>>77727164
Fresh from /trash/.
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>>77727164
Look in the archive you dip

>>77727189
Thanks, Daddy-O.

>>77727194
I did that first, but I turned up nothing, unfortunately.

>>77721556
I think it's kind of neat that the show has managed to run without one so far.

>>77721357
Is this scene the Cow Tools of animation?

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>>77726814
People who like Pearl as a waifu are absolute scum. People who like Pearl because she's a complicated, flawed and interesting character are distinguished, high-quality posters.

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>>77727054

>>77727253

But what if she's my waifu BECAUSE she's a complicated, flawed and interesting character?

>>77727253
you're just a faggot
no matter what gem you advocate

>>77721357
>S1: great music , great moments
>S2: Went full snowflake and dyke
What happen to S2? Why now the show is fucking awful?
The pacing , the jokes the everything.
Also Peridot change was weak as fuck.
Is Rebecca a hack?

>>77725979
No, I have been watching it since, I just watched Episode 1 to Jailbreak in one sitting, following the rest in real time, hiatus and all. Lack of plot development along with staggered release has kind of killed my interest for the time being, but I still look back on Season 1 with fondness.

>>77727653
Why do you people do this?
Don't put it on the creator, you gotta blame the writers. They are the ones responsible of the episodes.
Sugar just gives an overview, a very loose description of the overall plot so that the episodes are related to a main focus. Rebecca can't be behind every storyboarder to assure the story is on track and of course there will always be filler episodes. She's only in charge of the main episodes that drive the show.
That being said, yes s2 has been a disappointment lately.

>>77727728
>Rebecca can't be behind every storyboarder to assure the story is on track

why the hell not
im being serious i think its really shitty that people make shows and then dont actually make sure its the show they wanted to make
i mean yeah its clearly the shitty writes fault, but its on sugar if she didnt check their work

i guess im just mad because i really liked this show but then s2 happened

>>77726716
Why are all the gems always smoking in fanarts?

Will Zuke off herself if, after the series ends, she's not drafted into CNs next big thing? She seems really fragile as a person.

>>77727791
I also wonder why not. But it actually happens to lots of series.
I think she's loose with it because she already has a story to tell on mind, enough material for 3 seasons, so she kinda says "go wild" to the storyboarders.
Zuke especially took it seriously and is pushing her sjw agenda on it. Her style and animation is beautiful really but her drive is clear.

>>77727859
I met Lauren Zuke once. She's kinda awkward and, if you haven't already guessed, fat. More chubby than fat.
She was with Sugar, both were nice to me. They are both alike.

>>77727918
Where did you meet them?

>>77727859
almost certainly unless she gets offers from disney or nick
which i bet she would if they heard she was available
>>77727879
at least i can be mad at Zuke instead

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Marathoning?

I thought that was called "binging," these days.

>>77727847
It's a trend after the first "bad Oearl" picture Zuke (I think) drew, which was smoking

>>77727930
Used to be an intern at CN.
Frankly, I was dropping my spaghetti too so I don't blame her.

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>>77727955
>Oearl

I trusted you autocorrect

>>77727974
Yeah it should correct Pearl to shit.

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Please stop being mean to Pearl. She's going through a very hard time right now and doesn't need to read such hurtful things.

>>77726036
Exactly. Are all the other posts that think otherwise just weak bait? It was just a goofy butt joke for kids.

>>77728006
Pearlfags are the worst

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>>77725135

>>77728006
Fuck off Pearl. Try and not be a failure for once.

>>77721357
looks like she found a perfectly round popcorn

>>77721357
I really didn't get it either.

>>77727689
You should probably wait for season 2 to finish and binge watch it too. But who knows how long that will take.
>>77727791
>why the hell not
I am sure that she overlooks parts of it, but as a showrunner she probably got a lot more stuff to do than just check out every detail of every episode.

I go to these SU threads specifically for the pearl pictures, and ignore literally everything else because its the same recycled back and forth argument about something i dont care about, i just want my dick to be hard.

>>77728006
EVERYONE HATES PEARL

>>77728081
That's wonderful, honey.

>>77725062
Garnet likes to eat sometimes.

>>77728081
Then go to /sug/ on /trash/

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>>77728081

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>>77728081
then go to /trash/ , 100% porn of that whore

>>77728006
pearlfags show why they are the worst since day uno.
>Episode of pearl and the other pearls in the factory never

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>>77728081
me too

>>77721484
>Cooper pouring coffee into larger coffee cup
It's beautiful.

>>77721357
I thought it's because they never showed Garnet eating, but they did say it in a previous episode.

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>>77728031
>>77728036
>>77728105

>>77728366
I hope someone opens the door and her olive oil looking ass falls

>>77721357
You guys are all retards.

that piece of popcorn has two kernels, it is a fusion of two seeds into one piece

>>77728381
Fuck you, this makes more sense >>77722951

>>77728381
who u callin a retard

I always thought it was unpopped and Garnet future visioned so she didn't eat it.

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>>77728195
>>77728081
So, you want more of this, then?

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>>77728524
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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>>77728524

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>>77727847
>>77727955

The supervising director and co-developer drew it first.

A handful of other crew members including Zuke and a bunch of drawfags got in on it afterwards.

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episode where Steven accidentally fixes a portal and ends up in home world when?

the joke is either ruby or sapphire like to eat and the other one doesn't.

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>>77728611
Never. Steven can only repair living things, like humans or gems, not objects.

>>77728611
Near the very end of the show when slice of life is thrown to the side.

You can't just open a portal the the enemy's home and expect them to stay on their side.

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>>77728628
ok

>>77728611
Dumb Homeworldposter.

>>77728630
cant lion make portals too though?

>>77728661
It's a but much to expect him to open a portal that spans a distance of several lightyears.

Is this another /sug/ thread in disguise?

>>77728630
don't gems at this point not want to go to earth for fear of the cluster destroying the planet at any moment.

>>77728628
maybe they find one of peridot's orbs and it fixes a portal for them?

prediction: Steven+lion+peridot/connie/Perl go to homeworld and find out some shit about Rose/YellowD/homeworld in general. Someone wants to stay. They start getting hunted. Lion saves the day as usual

>>77728737
no, we are discussing the intricacy's of terribly delivered jokes.

>>77728785
Originally. I don't even know now.

>>77728805
could we ever tell when /sug/ was around. I miss the pre-/sug/ days of this time last year.

>>77728851
Agreed. /su/ was at its height right about now just before the release of Lion 3.

>>77728873
I know right. So many good draw friends in that winter hiatus. not counting me though.

>>77727253
This man has the right idea.

>>77728873
>that dark day when OP , the faggot , put general in the thread tittle and everyone told him to fuck off
>people already knew what was going to happen because /hsg/
>we didn't listen
and that's why now they are in the trash with ponies.

>>77728628
>gems
>living

They're basically robots.

>>77729031
Synths in a way

>>77729034
Yeah, synths, AI, what have you. I think the show hints pretty strongly at them being inorganic constructs (they can literally start glitching).

>>77729043
What a flesh colored gem anyways?

>>77729020
Adding "general" was only a symptom. Quality dropped dramatically during the winter hiatus and never recovered. It just kept spiraling lower and lower. As is, /trash/ is slightly better than it was in /co/ before the ban.

>>77729031
>>77729043
Inorganic =/= not alive

If robots can die, so can Gems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_ULg4RSy5Y

>>77728081
>>77728108
>>77728119
>>77728132
>>77728175
sometimes OC and good stuff happens, beleive it or not, porn gets recycled more than your shitty conversations.

>>77728524
yes

>>77728195
its pretty much the best thing about anything SU related right now

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>>77729235
>>>77728524
>yes

Are you sure?

>>77729263
if your gonna post more, that'd be awesome. If not il just tab google search for some of her

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>>77729306
Well, it's not that I'm not willing to post more, but image-spamming will guarantee this thread getting deleted, so I'm just posting pictures in response to other posts, or as part of a conversation.

>>77725931
please do not, you're gonna feed the 'lars is a transboy uwu' tumblr flame.
even though no human on this earth would willingly choose the name Lars

>>77729327
well, im sure that as long as the pictures are ging, there will be conversation. Pretty easy to discuss pearl, she is the greatest waifu on the show.

>>77729104
peach quartz is a thing

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>>77729366
Well, there's Lapis...

>>77729481
>no knickers

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>>77729505
And what are these, then?

>>77729537
lapiz is good too

>>77721484
How did I know this picture was related to Twin Peaks, when I've neither watched the show, nor know of any of the characters?

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>>77729643
Traitor.

>>77721357
Amethyst ate all the popcorn. Garnet was just shaking her head because there was one tiny piece left when she reached in.

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>>77729366
You say this, yet...

CALL ME MR. MONACLE.

>watch SU
>expect an average funny cartoon
>turns out to be a tele novella about how each character that their own flaws and problems that they try to deal with while trying to deal with the current shitstorm that was a leftover from the consequences of a war

Also enjoy the small town flavour of the show.

Im surprised and understand why people love this show now, it's excellent and they do a very good job at potraying the characters are immensely flawed beings, especially Pearl. She's practically a nutcase.

>>77721824
It's a thing that happens in real life. Not every little detail is supposed to make you laugh senpai.

>>77725005
They can be half popped and just as shitty and hard.

>>77726969
There are other shorts that aren't like that.

The extended intro, Hot dog duffel bag, and Lion things.

>>77727943
That's what normies say.

>>77731225
It was poorly executed. That doesn't even look like a kernel. All they needed to do was color it brown but instead they made it look like a piece of taffy that fell onto the floor.

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['Maxwell Murder' playing in the distance]

>>77721556
Pearl.

It's thanksgiving day,i wonder if that anon that took my request of Peridot and Steven celebrating Halloween did it

Does anyone even LIKE Peridot? She's such a loser!

>>77733279
i realized a little experiment and a big % of people like her or would like her because they personalities are similiar

>>77733279
She's pretty much the only thing keeping me watching. It's not even a waifu thing, I just find her entertaining. Partly because she is a huge loser.

>>77733279
Please do not bully Peridot.
Bully Lapis instead.

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>>77734346
Don't bully Lapis please. She's sensitive.

>>77734383
That's why it's so fun to bully her, and to make her blow me or I'll tell the principal I saw her smoking weed in the bathroom.

>>77734447
>implying she cares

>>77734492
I'll find someway to get her to blow me.

These threads are weird.

>>77734721
>>77734492
>>77734447
>>77734383
>>77734346
None of these people exist.

>>77735025
You're destroying lives right now

>>77735058
Sorry you can't bully a fictional character.

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>>77721516
If it's not the obvious then I have to go with this. Maybe she thought this is what people have to do during a montage.

NEXT EPISODE, WHEN?!

>>77734383
Lapis is a cunt.

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>>77735144

>>77735144
And stupid. She can't even read!

Why is the /sug/ on /trash/ so horrible?
Like, even worse than the ones on /co/.

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>>77735104
She probably just has excellent taste in chinese cartoons, Steven's a known weeb so it's not like she wouldn't have a chance to see it.

>>77735220
>why is the thread on the trash board so bad
Gee whiz I can't figure out this conundrum.

>>77729031
>>77729034
But they can eat, have kids, and die.

>>77735440
So can synths.

>>77735025
These are just /sug/ posters who got lost on the way to /trash/ just ignore the autists.

>>77735220
Degenerate porn fiends

>>77734935
Your mum is weird

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>>77735476
Does this mean Steven is half robot?
Why is everything I see around me pushing the agenda of robot love?

>>77735623
Well, yeah, didn't you watch The Message?

It clearly shows that Steven is a robot

I think one of them wanted to eat whilst the other disagreed

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>>77721357
It's meant to represent a forced-fused gem shard

Guys i just come to this type of post for the pics and maybe some talk.
Is that bad?

>>77735723
I think Ruby and Sapphire(Ruby got pissed while Sapphire didn't say anything so who knows) don't eat while garnet herself does.

Seriously is there something I'm missing here? Why can't we believe the reason why shook her head was because she reached the bottom of her bag and needed a refill implying that the competition took the whole day?

I wish I knew someone I wasn't too embarassed to watch this with ... and I watched Once Upon a Time with these people just because they liked Lost.

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>>77727253
ikr?

>>77735220
All the anons with a shred of self respect the kind that wish co /sug/ was a little bit better wouldn't go to trash/sug/ while the faggots who only care about the porn and shitposting are less restricted there. And ironically enough the haters will follow /Sug/ to hell if they have to.

>>77736012
why don't you start a group to meet other steven universe fans? you could call yourselves "stevies" or "pearlbros" and start conventions and dress like a turbo fag

I mean cause you already wear a fedora, don't you? being a steven universe fan and all

NEXT EPISODE, WHEN?!

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>>77736113
>being this passive agressive

>>77736230
Two bongs and thirty bings

>>77727253
This 2bh

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So do you think all gems look the same or all look slightly different? Like some Pearls aren't tall and some are wider. Some have long hair, some have shorter noses etc.

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>>77737195
Not this shit again.

>>77737195
i'd like to think they have variation in the features so if we ever see other gems of the same type they'd have a different personality and such to them but still keep personality traits found within the gem type

>>77737301
I want this
>cheery dumb bimbo Pearl who loves cleaning all day
>pretentious Sapphire who goes out of her way to make people feel stupid
>A lapis who constantly complains about her job as a plumber

>>77737195
>>77737301
>>77737354
Well, they can take any form they want when they emerge from their gems so that's a given, everyone else should have different physique and all that shit.

Yellow Diamond will be revealed to actually be a Pearl that decided she wanted better for herself, but only herself.

Her outfit is actually just armor like Peridot had when we first saw her, and she changed her appearance so no one would realize they were taking orders from a pearl.

>>77737537
That would be dumb

>>77737423
they've got a body-type they can't change, Pearl can't permanently change to Rose size for instance, it's more like they print their features on a gem-specific template

they also can't change the position of their gems

Lion 4: The prequel when?

>>77727653
shush Ivan

This thread has been alright by /shug/ standards, i'm guessing the worst shitposters are having thanksgiving dinners with their parents?

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>>77737870
I think that the constant SU threads have wound the shitposters down somehow. The threads are now slower too due to this.

>>77737946
>>>/trash/sug/

>>77737946
Garnet didn't cry after Pearl raped her

>>77737946
Pearl.

What's Peri-cherry gonna name her baby?

>>77738604
I want this anon to die.

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So I've been out of the loop for awhile. Do we have even the faintest hint of when the show's starting up again?

>>77739078
No. Nothing.

You'd think they'd atleast try to give us something to bear the 3 months wait but there has been nothing but vagueness.

>>77739141
Well shit ;_;

>>77739025
Why? I didn't put the baby in her.

>>77728067

>binge watch it

That was how I watched Season 1 and up until the last run of Peridot episodes. Seeing it that way kept me from even noticing weak episodes, because they were over in 10 minutes and I immediately had new material.

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>>77739141
>>77739157
They should at least post something on their tumblr to keep us busy, although I think Zuke post drawings once in a while, and this is my favorite.

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>>77738604

>>77739762
Haha wow a drawing of a pregnant Peridot that's wild haha do you have any more

>>77739879
No, just thought that one was funny

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>>77737195
Probably, at least some colors variations.

>>77739955
Haha yeah it's really funny

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>>77721357
>I've been marathoning Steven Universe and

I hope next time we see Lapis, the entire episode is just all the other gems beating her up and peeing on her for 11 minutes.

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>>77729537

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>>77740533

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>>77737195

Can I effectively trigger tumblr if I make skinny Rose art? I just wanna bask in the hate.

>>77740824
Yes if you also parade it around with fat shaming quotes and white washes

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>>77740824
I'd say so, they went ballistic over those white Crystal Gem edits

>>77739078

this Garnet either is very happy or has just finished making a sinister plan.

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>>77740824

>>77740908
Nah, call her "Normal Rose" for extra bite

>>77740824
>>77740855
Also say something like, "I just wanted to look like this so I could be healthy..."

And have Greg and Pearl gawking and drooling over her

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>>77740920

>>77740860
>Beard

Heh

>>77740824
Actually, skinny Rose become a pretty common thing after that zami thing.

>>77740824
>>77740855
>>77740920
>do this
>post results

>>77741003
I would but i don't venture over there and when i do i only have 1 follower
thanks Scot

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>>77721556

Yellow Diamond

>>77726814
Pearl is an adorable mess. All that baggage she's carrying is what makes her relateable and sympathetic and lovable. She cries out for hugs and validation.

>>77737946
Peridot

>>77733242
As I told you, I'm very slow worker. But someday, whenever you have forgotten about it or you are not interested anymore, I'll deliver.

Seriously, I'm still doing it. Sorry for being a lazy piece of shit.

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So /co/, when you rewatch your favorite episodes do you sing along?

>>77741385

>you will never come home from a hard night of crushing mad pussy to be greeted by a cheerful Pearl
>you will never soak in the bath of scented epsom salts that she drew for you at just the perfect temperature
>she will never lay out your silk man-jammies as she sings a beautiful song
>you will never sit in your cozy chair as your Pearl serves you a maple scone and some warm tea, listening intently as you regale her with stories of all the college girl trim you slew today

Life is suffering. Know this, and shoulder the burden of your endless torment.

>>77725568
>lars is a lost cause

At least the didn't purposely maroon a few people on an uncharted island and threaten their very lives for the sake of "spending time together".

Seriously, fuck sadie that crazy bitch.

>>77741723
Cool, thanks!

Do you have a WIP or something?

>>77740100
Would you want a Pearl, /co/?

>>77743314
Of course.

Not for lewding though

>>77743390
Well of course not, Pearl is ugly and weird.

>>77735231
corrupted pearl fetish activate

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>>77743552
Amen to that

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>>77736095
>high quality
>cant be waifu

I pity you

>>77740824
than show her denying food offered to her by a black fast food worker

It's a kids show

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>>77743552
>>77743682
Fuck you guys, Pearl is pretty.

>>77743780

No, it's a show that can be watched by kids.

>>77742172
What soulless wretch does not?

o/~ All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman, a giant woman!

>>77742407
*tt* Pearl is to be comforted and protected, not exploited. She deserves it.

>>77742172
I don't really like the musical bits.

>>77744005
>being nice to your pearl
Liberal get out. They're not even real gems.

>>77729031
they have organic brains inside the gemstones, so no, they're psychically projecting super-beings

Any amyfags in here?

>>77745990
Such a thing does not exist.

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>>77745990
I'm one

>>77745990
>>>/trash/sug/

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>>77746101

>>77737195
I hope they look significantly different and not made from a specific template

>>77721556
Onion. There's something wrong with that kid.

>>77721357
>it's referenced in an upcoming episode but instead of it being some quirky little brick joke the scheduling has turned it into a months long mystery

The payoff isn't going to be worth it

Question to those who may know more about the show than I do; What gem is the gem base modeled after? At first I thought it was Alexandrite but now I don't think it is.

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>>77745990
Negative.

>>77747005
Amethyst, Pearl, Garnet, and Rose fused seems to be the current theory

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>>77746831

>>77726621
Your ban.

>>77725062
>>77728116

This is what I figured when I saw it.

>>77743880
PRETTY UGLY, AM I RIGHT?

>>77726371
you just didn't notice the incredible amount of subtext

>>77747454
FUCK YOU

Why is this thread still alive

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>>77748963
Why do you think?

Steven can never go to Homeworld without a space suit, most likely.

I don't see any reason for Homeworld to have an atmosphere, and if it does it is very unlikely to be breathable by humans.

>>77749140
I bet he's going to develop some sort of suit using his bubble but instead of a bubble acting as a suit

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>>77749159
his time has come

>>77744005
this

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Is there anything comfier, in this mortal realm, than that end song to this show?

>>77750148
The song is the comfiest.

>>77729716
Trees?

>>77735941
Yes

>>77740908
needs more shoulders

>>77750148
Peri's soft green butt is pretty comfy.

>>77751463
shes not real anon

>>77751478
She's real to me. She's real and she's very, very soft. But you can't touch her.

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>>77749159
>>77749186

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>>77747160

>>77751518
Everyone loves Peridot! She has lots of friends!

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>>77745990
heeeeeeey

>>77752594
Zuke draws the only good Amethyst.

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>Early in season 1, clown-Steven asks pearl if she likes pie
>and she responds:
>"I love pie!"

>Though apparently she never eats food ever, and never will.

So... is this a cunnilingus joke, or did they just fuck up and retcon it?

>>77753758
Maybe she likes making pie.
Maybe she likes they look nice.

>>77753758
I believe that was already explained by one our writers, but I'm too lazy to go and find the screenshot right now.

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>>77753758
She likes the process of making pie, but not eating it

>>77753986
Oh, like Beethoven being deaf and a fantastic composer?

>>77753986
That's a nice enough answer.

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>>77727943

>>77742606
Not good enough to show for now. But I'm on it, promise.

>>77728381
I agree with this, chappy.

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>>77743314
Maybe, maybe not. Odds are I'd store it in the basement next to the Roomba

>>77754362
I'm pretty sure I read a fanfiction like this once.

>>77743314
While I am not really for the enslavement of other sentient life, I don't think I would mind if it was created to serve. Yes, I would fancy a Pearl for housework and sex.

>>77754455
Pearls are not for sexual.

>>77754514
Everything is for sexual. Especially slender, subservient Pearls; just imagine the kind of jobs they could do with their dextrous hands and feet!

>>77754644
Yeah, they can reach that spot in the back of the fridge you can't, they'll be able to dust all those problem spots on the bureau, and they'll even making cleaning the bathroom look easy.

>>77754644
On second thought, they seem really neurotic and needy if Pearl is any indication. Not for sexual, because it makes them go thirst mad.

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>>77754789
SU Pearl is defective. Like a dog that isn't house trained properly, give a Pearl the wrong signals and she'll take her devotion WAAAAY too far.

>>77754783
I'd rather have a Lapis. They're more expensive, but they're worth it.

>>77754455
She's scrawny, kinda homely, and worse of all lacks a cunt and pooper.

>>77754959
Is Lapis being a space prostitute like a common theory?

>>77755062
She has a mouth, hands, and feet. Good enough for a cheap thrill, and better than going it alone. Besides, if ordered, do you think a proper Pearl wouldn't shapeshift to be more pleasing to her owner's sense of aesthetics?

>>77755088
She has a pretty fancy dress and a crop top to boot. She doesn't look like a soldier, that's for sure.

>>77755130
I'm more under the impression that, on planets with large bodies of water, Lapis Lazulis are more living construction equipment.

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>>77755154
That's the most popular theory, but her outfit doesn't look like anything a worker would wear. If I could give it a shot I'd say she was a Homeworld tourist that was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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>>77755194
Oh man, that makes it extra tragic.

>>77755194
>That's the most popular theory, but her outfit doesn't look like anything a worker would wear.
Nothing anyone wears on Homeworld looks like anything.

>>77755130
>>77755194
That's assuming her current outfit is normal for a lapis, it's possible she ended up with a beach dress as a result of playing with Steven all day before she reforme

>>77755250
The gems working for Yellow Diamond all wear the same uniform, Sapphire wears a dress unlike Ruby, Pearl's first form shows her wearing pretty fancy clothes too.

Quick question, not very important, but what color does Peridot blush?

>>77755286
That's true too, but when she was reforming we didn't see any other previous forms she might have had, so I'm assuming she hadn't really reformed before.

>>77755304
>The gems working for Yellow Diamond all wear the same uniform
Yeah which is basically some bodysuit with stripes or shapes on it.

So saying "like anything a worker would wear" is meaningless because the designs aren't based on what human people wear for whatever specific function.

Also keep in mind that the current Homeworld people we're seeing are more "modern" than Lapis who was demonstrably confused and out of touch about all the changes in her home. Maybe they all wore dresses back when Rose was HW-affiliated because why not it's magic.

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>>77754855
That's real nice

anyone have that really detailed picture of Pearl where she's all alien looking and has lots of frills?

>>77755194
I figure maybe she was sort of a consort of Blue Diamond or whoever and she was captured and imprisoned for her knowledge.

>>77755520
Yeah, when Lapis said "I am Lapis Lazuli" It really sounded like she was someone the CGs should know. Then again, she wasn't treated with kindness when she went back to Homeworld so either she really isn't a big deal or they've forgotten about her.

>>77755701
I think that's just the show telling us what her name is.

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>>77726621

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When's the hiatus ending, lads? A lack of any show to watch is physically killing me on he inside
>>77725568
I'm hoping Lars gets to at least develop a bit, what with The New Lars coming up and all

>>77755942
I'm hoping Lars and Sadie get phased out of the show and are never seen again, and that episode introduces a brand new character also named Lars.

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>>77745990
reporting in

>>77755194
My pet theory is that Lapis are entertainers using water to make constructs and put on plays and tell stories. I figure if HW has no problem creating life to serve they'd have no problem creating life to entertain.

>>77728524
I always hide shit like you, shame on

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>>77721556
Main villain of all living creatures-it's themselves

>>77756563
Yeah, no one wants to look at that ugly Pearl.

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>>77756719
Unfortunately, a lot of porn drowing with Pearl, so you right in some

>>77740860
>dat bulge

>>77755998
Easy as shit, Lars'll understood what badas his was(especially to Sadie) and become a real hero

>>77727253
Anyone has that pic with the pearl prostitutes?