WHERE'S THE STORYTIME, /CO/ I DEMAND PAIN

>>77719435
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/

Don't you have anything better to do? Something actually productive, perhaps? I mean, I know being a NEET you have way too much free time, but perhaps cleaning your room? Making your bed? Taking out the trash?

>>77719435
It's ok to say you like this comics.

>>77719483
Wow, mean. :(

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>>77719435
Here.
>>77719474
>>77719483
>>77719495
And stop trying to be "holier than thou", you're being even less productive than the people you whine about.

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>>77721827

>>77719483
None of those sound productive.

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>>77721842

>>77721738
You're a saint anon.
Or a devil.
Can't quite decide which.

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>>77722011

>>77721987
MEMES
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S

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>>77722020

I can't really say this is bad, but I can't really say it's good either. It's safe, inoffensive, and bland. Not even terribly funny, the dialogue just seems to ramble.

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>>77722040
At least the art's a trainwreck.

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>>77722051

>>77721974
So they gave a short, squat, frumpy woman a demolition job in the 60's? And only hired her? That's hard to believe. Also her boss is a black guy.

Also last I checked she doesn't have super strength, just super agility and squirrelmancy.

>>77722011
>shitting on Deathlok and Stryfe
Not cool, man.

>>77721753
To be fair, I would block her too

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>>77722071

>>77722011
Alright, the wikipedia joke is pretty good. I'll allow it.

>>77721919
That was funny

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>>77722040
Honestly, at this point, I've just started taking a more "neutral" stance on it.
The art's horrible, the writing is no better, they pretty much regressed Squirrel Girl into a child posing as an adult, but it's "consistent" in its horribleness and clearly people are buying it, and clearly Marvel has no plans to go back on their decision to back this book and whatever it does, so fuck it, I just give.
I suppose there's an "at least they're trying" in there, but I just can't be assed to understand how people can like this or allow this, which I suppose just speaks volumes of how out of touch I am with the world, or something.

>>77722020

>Gonna solve xis problems by literally bitching about it on twitter

>>77722122
oh man that variant is adorable!

>>77722001
I like this page.
That is all.

>>77722011
those jabs at Mr Fantastic

>>77722051
You know, this would have worked better if Doom was not on the cover.
Also, Doom's a "good guy" now, and ditched the mask, so I am going to love seeing how this is crammed into continuity.
Say what you want about the writers of SG, they know Marvel and this is an impostor or a Doom from another time.

>>77722094
she actually does, she just rarely uses it, she's almost Spider-Man levels of strong(regular Spidey, not Angry going all out Spidey that is)

Man, this isn't half as bad as you guys tell repeatedly.
This wasn't a storytime of pain at all.

>>77721842
How are any of those outfits capable of concealing such a large tail?

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>>77721753
Just...
Why?

>>77722051
Horrible fucking art

>>77723198
the writing is actually decent, it's mostly the artist being very blah at faces that is problematic

>>77722122
next issue's cover actually looks pretty good overall(and I'll admit the shipper in me loves the Spider-Man Wedding issue homage), and the Starbrand & Nightmask cover is also pretty good by Ms Henderson's standards, too bad we didn't get Ms Williams as the artist on this book, she'd be fantastic here

>>77721753
okay, the punchline was funny

>>77721816
No worse than Batgirl or Devil Dinosaur, but clearly not for me.

Thanks again storytime anon

>>77721842
The first outfit is obviously the best, Tippy Toe has shit taste.

This comic is pretty artistic.

>>77719435
Is it bad I still find Doreen cute, even in this artstyle?

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God every time I see this comic it is so ugly it drives me insane looking at it unless I pick at it a bit in photoshop.

I unironically liked this.

Reads like a fun, aimed-for-children 60s comic

>>77727973
Good god this is so much better. It's amazing how painfully close Henderson is to making passable art; see also: Jughead. It's so frustrating.

>>77721766
>Squirrel Dude

>>77722122
>That Patsy Walker variant

That is what I want Squirrel Girl to look like.

>>77719435
Jesus christ how far apart are Doom's eyes?

>>77721766
you know...this self congratulatory pat on the back shit isn't funny regardless of who is doing it.

>>77721778
okay this cunt is gonna have webcomic alt text on every page isn't he?

Jesus christ.

>>77721816
why can't this stupid bitch draw women?

>>77728646
7 centi-Dooms, as is right and proper for the pinnacle specimen of Latveria and humanity.

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>>77722051

He didn't deserve this, anon. He didn't deserve this.

>>77721867
oh god that black chick will never ever actually look like a woman will she?

>>77728786
>no tits
>square jaw
>the fuck is with that hair
She's very ugly man.

>>77728808
she's supposed to be a woman apparently. Henderson says she's a woman.

She looks like a fucking man.

>>77721950
microwave pizza is fucking awful.

>>77721987
this is physically painful to read

>>77722491
SG and Doom kinda get along and his time machine works differently than all the other time machines in 616, if it isn't a Doombot then it is Doom wearing his armor so she will recognize him.

Also he habitually enters rooms by blowing out walls and/or destroying the building. It is his way of saying "hello, i'm here to help"

>>77727973
On the bright side this issue taught us an important fact, namely that Tippy Toe understands Fashion, Time Travel, Advanced Mathematics and the concept of paradoxes.

Tippy Toe might be smarter than SG.

>>77728631
SG can't meet Patsy, if she does she will meet Daimion Hellstorm. If she meets him and beats him up she will be one step away from beating up Satan and two steps away fro,m beating God. SG will literally be 2 steps away form being the Judeo-Christian God.

>>77728990
considering that she acts like a child now that wouldn't be unusual.