We will never be canon edition. Plost those OTPs you know have no hope of being canon.
Iron Fist and Colleen Wing. He spent his entire fucking first run looking for her. I thought it was meant to be, as cliche as that was.
But now it is painfully clear that it has no chance of happening, ever.
He's the main character in a Butch Hartman show. She's a black-haired girl voiced by Grey DeLisle.
HOW DID IT NOT HAPPEN?
You begone. This is a plavlce for those of noncanon love.
Kilgrave is too much of a manipulative sociopath to go honestly through with that though. He'd always need a contingency plan in place (ie. shitloads of hostages) whenever he's around Jessica. And he was only doing the superhero schtick really as a means to get into JJ's pants.
A man with an unusual facial expression is holding a coffee mug. That mug has an identical facial expression, and is holding a smaller coffee mug, which also has an identical facial expression. I think the image is supposed to imply that the man and both mugs are both disturbed and judgmental of whatever they're looking at, but since the object of their focus is outside the image, I can't know for sure.
I waited years. YEARS.
I pity you non-canon folks.
I can't help it I like teenage/young adult pairings
Not in the games, anyway.
First time I ever shipped a dog and a cat. When she showed Bolt around the place she wanted to live together with him in, my heart melted.
I came here to post that. They had such good chemistry compared to everyone else.
It'll never happen.
i the aaaaarms of an angel.
making this gif made me realize how shitty RDJ's head looks glued on the suit
It still might happen ;_;
oh god, I just noticed how his head moves out of place
it's a shame it will never happen seeing that they're basically married anyway
>implying these aren't canon
fucking why? I ship Bill/Dipper but damn, at least that's an actual thing.
Pinecest is disgusting, don't say things like that anon.
Bolin needed someone better. He was the only decent character out of that really shitty main cast and one or two supporting characters. This was pretty much a what happens when you get people who think like george lucas to create a sequel. They weren't cut out for it and the needed editors. That sad bolin had better chemistry with the twins. Both of the twins.
here's a superior ship
I unironically support this.
I'm willing to endure the rest of season 2 in order to get to dat sweet Hater/Wander end.
It was already not gonna happen ever, but their interactions were fucking fantastic during the '04-'06 period. Then all of her character development got thrown right out a window with OMD, and Slott's Superior Spider-Bullshit just made it even worse. Even if they somehow managed to make her a good guy again, the magic's fucking gone thanks to Slott.
>Dat feel of inner disugst they feel whilst doing it.
>He hates himself for having sex with his best friend's rival
>She hates herself for being sexually attracted to a loser
>But the pleasure they get from it makes up for it
And they always spoon/cuddle after
Emotionally comes later m8.
Starts off as a fuckbuddy type situation.
Then he notices she's actually a big softy amongst friends. She notices he has some heroic/manly qualities at the same time.
Stuff needs to develop. You can't start off with "Omgs i luvved you since Pre-k"
Development is key
all I want is an AU where they stayed together instead of all that mess with The Foreigner and got to live a happy life as the most fun battle couple in New York
Honestly, I don't know. I'm a fan of Peter and MJ, and while I figure that Peter was the best fucking thing to happen to Felicia ever, Peter and MJ were happy together.
Of course, she fucked that over when she made a deal with Mephisto.
Kinda wish that there could have been some kind of contrivance to allow Felicia to retain her pre-retcon memories so she could still be with Spidey following OMD while retaining all that character development that made her so fucking fantastic.
Peter agreed to the deal with Mephisto and guilted MJ into it. They're still married anyway (stan's newspaper strip) and even Slott has his own universe where they're happy together with a kid.
but anon, this thread is for OTPs that have no hope of ever being canon, and Frozen 2 (and maybe 3, if 2 is successful enough) is still a couple of years away
not so much a /co/ pairing as a /tv/ one but the comic part is cute enough to post
Kinda implies it's a personal choice. Besides, you single out Helsa, but Padippica and Sokkla also aren't canon, and BBxRae is very questionable if not even canon at all. Canon really doesn't matter when you're talking about what your OTP(s) are. Like Waifus.
Besides, there's a slim chance they could redeem Hans and still pair him up with Elsa. And I will hold on to that hope fiercely.
Yes the OP says
>We will never be canon edition. Plost those OTPs you know have no hope of being canon.
>you know have no hope of being canon
So in this particular OTP thread, whether or not is has a shot of ever being canon matters, even though that's usually not the case. Which is why I brought it up - that as you too said, Helsa has a (slim) chance of becoming canon.
Let's hold on to that hope together ;_;
Okay, that's enough spamming the thread with Wuko.
Oh, you're very welcome! Always a pleasure to help a fellow shipper and spread the joy
rate me, mate.
I am completely indifferent to almost all of these ships except Jubes/Laura, (I really only ship them as besties and not in a romantic sense) and Pacifica/Mabel (since I believe Pacifica is meant for Dipper) I don't think I'm the right person to rate this.
I used to think Joker was the one who was originally gay for Batman and not the other way around.
But then I realized I was wrong.
A small one there. This noncanon pairing even the creator is aware of.
The worst part is, it was canon once (At least in the comics), but it was murdered by corporate mandate
It never gets any easier /co/. The comics more than ten years old and the wounds are as fresh as ever. I'll never forgive you Brian. You made the greatest couple in comics just to rape my heart.
On shitty phone so no pic, but in the MCU Bucky and Wanda have too much in common to not ship. Both were young idealists in wartorn Europe taken and turned into weapons by HYDRA, who then turned against their masters to aid the Avengers.
We're clearly being sold Wanda/FaggyRobotJesus though, so it's not going to happen.
The best thing about being in a lifelong relationship with a teenager-based robot would be that you'd get to fuck a teenage girl your entire life who would have years of experience and connection with you. Once you have that kind of love with a woman, she's already a sagbeast.
I abandoned the feeling known as shame a long time ago.
Loki was brainwashed too. He was totured by Thanos and The Other til he agreed to do what they said.
But his actions in Thor were is own and i hope Rangork explains the ending to Dark World.
Ive seen Thor and Banner hold glances too, but i heard Wanda abd Hawkeye too. We'll see. Because im sure BASED RUSSOS is gonna undo alot from AoU.
Loki and Natasha have more in common. To be a tool for someone else and have the life you knew ripped from you. But Natasha was able to get help, Loki was made worse. Plus they are both liars, skilled in the art of manipulation.
>implying this wouldn't be best end game
HE WAS SO CLOSE GODDAMMIT, HE WAS SO CLOSE. HE ALMOST HAD ITWhy do I always ship things that either never come to pass or do end up happening, but get fucked later on
Dude, please don't bring up some nasty memories. That was painful.
I dont like Bucky that much was never a big Cap mythos fan but he solos were pretty solid. And i dont like Hawkeye at all.
Let me ship my ships and you do yours.
And they're both sluts, so they're perfect for each other.
Loki can shapeshift. So intense slutation.
Objectively the greatest ship ever.
Umm don't know about them but I always thought these two were fucking perfect for eachother.
If I'm not mistaken, historically the Vikings did concur and fuck the Irish.
This would have made a lot of fucking sense.
>Ruler of Incas
>Hernán Cortés arrived about 1519
I was going to call you a faggot, but this is barely plausible
>Inca:Western South America
You are a faggot
He's already been fucked over by literally all the other females in the show, so why not? Besides, their crossover is bound to happen sooner or later
Shipping a (relation)ship just means you like a particular pairing, and want them to be together. It doesn't matter if the pair is canon, noncanon or even a crack or crossover ship. Shipping is shipping.
OTP, one true pairing, is a ship that you personally feel very strongly about. Again, doesn't matter if it's canon or not.
Great definition here. I also have some additional definition. The shipping & OTP are some things, and are personal things. However,some fans might belittling other pairings for many reasons, and that are the main reasons of shipping wars, which are usually end horribly.
>actually going out of your way to look for this
Yeah complaining about ships is ridiculous since it's all about personal taste, it's about as stupid as complaining about people's favourite food. People like different things, so what. You also can't make other people stop liking a thing by shouting about how much you personally dislike that thing. It's just so pointless.
I really wish I was Elisa some times...
Excellent taste my man
It was canon for a little while I guess.
They really are. Only hambeasts are in denial.
>They'll never get together
Agent Chase and Iris from "My Giant Friend" or "Linus et Boom". Good luck finding it in English if you choose to look.
Guys be better then. Lead by example and instead of complaining post you're preferred ship and just chill(no pun intended).
it's canon until disney says it isn't
>It's called a redemption arc.
kek that's some powerful delusion you got there. You really think Disney is going to teach kids that it's okay to get together with an insane man who tried to kill you because "he's better now"? The shitstorm would be off the charts.
No, elsanna is pig disgusting but they have the virtue of at least not trying to murder each other.
>hurtbutt Helsafags grasping at straws
Elsanna is shit, but the shippers for that have fucked off to /frz/. You Helsafags continue polluting literally every OTP thread and have the insane notion that your ship makes sense and is "the best".
I'm inclined to agree with you there.
>Oh, you wonderful mistake of nature
Would you say
she got burned on their breakup?
Fuck everyone being gay just because of Korrasami.
Kya x Lin and Wu x Mako is utterly fucking haram.
>Natasha isnt that much of a slut.
Oh but isn't she anon? Isn't she?
There is a lot of autism in crossover shiping.
> Mittens and Bolt
these two were fucking perfect in the movie, Disney fucking delivered in character chemistry there.
also, while we are at it, the official art makes pic related look great together, let´s see how they interact for real.
I guess we can blame Byron for that.
Actually, helsa has a much better chance at becoming canon than elsanna. Having a hot villain who had a tragic mistreated childhood and who wanted to be the hero pull a heel turn "I was wrong" redemption and get with the remaining single heroine, dividing the maib 4 into two pairings is far, far more likely than breaking up an established Disney true love couple and marketing lesbian incest as a positive thing to little kids.
>posting a pairing in an OTP thread is "polluting" it
Why are you this salty bro? Who hurt you?
This. I don't really get it either, because redemption stories are great. Take someone who was bad and make them good. I like to think Elsa's affection is worth doing a heel face turn for.
Yeah, especially considering how Disney opted to make Hans rather lame villain-wise; he's actually a good and effective leader, kind with the people and animals, had a horrible, tragic backstory, originally wanted just to charm and marry Elsa, keeps Elsa from becoming a "monster" (murderer) and declares a desire to be "the hero who will save Arendelle from destruction". Sure he still is wrong and does bad things, being the bad guy, but compared to a lot of other villains he's downright lame; thus much more easy to redeem. Even Jennifer Lee has stated she sees Hans as "a tragic figure, the product of growing up without love", I mean come on.
It'd be an interesting story, too. I dislike the trope of "good guys are wholly good and always right and everything they do is okay because they're the good guys, and bad guys knowingly choose to be bad and are 100% evil and can never change", since it's so unrealistic. IRL bad people tend to think they're in the right, the good guys doing "what needs to be done", so teaching introspection and critical evaluation of one's actions through having a villain re-evaluate their actions and realise that holy shit the worldview I grew up with is all wrong would be really important.
If anyone's a son of a bitch, it's this cute guy right here!
I know it will cause a shitstorm, but I don't care, I wanted it since season 1 and I still love it.
Because Dennis Hopeless wanted a cheap pop of shock, thinking he worked hard to earn it himself.
And he is an idiot. Who may or may not have also wanted to fuck Hazmat vicariously through his self insert.