Five more, and we'll have to go to space
I'll dump what I have. Anything specific, anon?
No, there hasn't been a single cheesecake thread since aco
Everytime I start one, no one cares but this gets so much attention. I'm starting to think most of you people suck dick
Please someone start a cheesecake thread
Start hanging out on /aco/ then?
The prophecy has come true! These three numbers will deliver us! 777
Let us have a cheesecake thread, and observe it too
> that time he raped someone
what? Is he referring to the jackhammer revenge rape or did I miss something from the nu52?
One of my favorite Image gays is Dracula from Screamland. He's basically vampire Rock Hudson.
> that feel when the oingoing was cancelled
> we will never get the story of Dracula and his qt director bf
But you have to tell me your formula, how do you make your threads last longer? Please? Could you make this cheesecake for me?
Thanks in advance
do these people not realize how retarded this sounds? And the worst part is that he continued to argue with Simone...
Anyone else reading Starve?
I kinda wish Gavin were my daddy
> that feel when you ship something from an obscure movie
Even now I'm surprised by how they got away with a character like Sota in a kid's movie. Dude was beyond flaming and if the people who worked in the movie ever say that we aren't supposed to see him as gay, I'll eat my hat.
Speaking of characters that were clearly meant to be gay.
More Theron Shan plz. If that ugly fucker Obi-Wan and that unhot brat Ezra can be here so can he.
> when two characters are so clearly gay for each other that they introduced a female love interest for one so they seem less gay
>posts "queer" character
>doesn't mean if he is gay or trans
>doesn't see the problem
This is for some weird sexual fantasy of Hal's, isn't it?
It's not bad touch if you have an agreement.
tfw rape fetishist but then got sexually assaulted so sometimes mid wank you get reminded of the attacker and get turned off and feel sick.
I'm hype for all the Cap/Bucky double teaming Tony art/fic that's sure to ensue.
You are the best gift anyone could hope for, Hal.
I seriously only give a shit about Hal when he's in relation to Sinestro. His character only matters because Sinestro has such a weird fixation on him. Sinestro gives you your only worth as a person, Hal. You would vanish if he ceased to exist.
Hal and Sinestro complement each other perfectly but I fucking love Hal, even on his own
>Sinestro will never own you
Fuck this gay earth
>His character only matters because Sinestro has such a weird fixation on him.
Yes! Sinestro's is the ultimate example of a villain who has a weird fixation with his hero (that ends up looking super gay)
I love Hal and I love Sinestro on their own, but they are the best when together. They complete each other.
... not to mention hit a lot of my kinks.
Are you implying Hal's lovely leotard is not the epitome of manliness?
I'm still waiting for when they inevitably get together. Johns, I know this is your dream. If you can make Kon the gay-baby of Superman and Lex, you can make Hal and Sinestro a couple.
I only really began giving a shit about Hal a few years ago when there were "dumb Hal" threads. They always devolved into gayshit anyway
I bet its the same fag that always posts Hal in these threads
Sadly, I think the end of Johns' GL gave us the closest Sinestro and Hal will ever get to actually hooking up. His whole GL run was essentially an epic love story of Sinestro and Hal, which should had culminated to them getting together, but alas, we are not that blessed.
>They always devolved into gayshit anyway
The dumb Hal threads were always the same dozen out of context pictures anyway, the gay stuff was doing you a favor
>I bet its the same fag that always posts Hal in these threads
hey fuck you, there are at least three of us
There are at least 4 of us Hal-fags and/or Sinestro/Hal enthusiasts around, actually.
You don't need to be the brightest when you are the prettiest!
Are there any gay cape characters that got a crush on straight teammates, only gold "Hey, whoa... I don't swing that way. I won't out you, but stay away from me."? Pretty sure that happens in real life (followed by an asskicking)...but in comics, I would think it would cause an interesting and entertaining breakdown in team dynamics.
Plenty of hot male leads, tons of intense man-friendships, more drama than you can shake a stick at, not a whole lot of major female characters (they're all support cast at best and most of them disappear occasionally for long stretches of time) is a recipe for endless homolust
He was fuck buddies with an actively gender-changing alien. If you think homeboy wasn't slingin' dick you're crazy bruh. I mean he got TONS of pussy too. So Genis is canon bi and NO ONE ever talks about it.
I want to see more bendy DP. Him vs Grayson would make for a fun fight
No, not in that story, at least.
It really is quite remarkable, seeing how everyone always tries to get a piece of that Jordan ass.
I have been able to identify at least four separate ones. (Myself, my ex, my clone/the person I am clone of, and clone of my ex.) Not that all of us are in all the threads, of course.
Post more hobo hal
you're welcome anon
he is pretty cute, I just wish he could look as good in the actual fucking book as he did in fanart
Does Abe count? I've only seen the film...
Doug Jones <3
You should read the comic, too! Abe's pretty great in it.
We'll get Oldbo back eventually. I'll take sexy manbeast edgelord over obnoxious angsty twink edgelord any day.
Dick is probably the most posted character here as well.
So I started reading 80s Punisher. I knew I'd get a lot of noir and tortured Frank with most of his shit, but you never told me how adorable Frank is, /co/. I wasn't expecting this.
I follow a few fanartists on twitter/tumblr and they post/reblog art a lot, and I check the hal/green lantern tags frequently so I come across a lot of new art
I only really keep an eye out for Hal stuff but I assume the same method works for most recent stuff (given that there's a decently sized fan following)?
Yes, but there are degrees of husbando. No one told me I'd finish reading an arc where Frank is jerked around by Doom and his kid both trying to convince Frank to Frank the other one by saying the other's a Doombot while Frank snarks his way into the sunset.
Also Frank/Battle Van OTP.
Deadpool has nice outfits
How many people can say they've changed their best friends diapers?
>deadpool will never threaten you in german
I hope so. Evan a cute
>would Sinestro be upset
That's the reason no one has raped Hal, anon. Everyone knows that if you do that, Sinestro will come after you and fuck your shit up. You'll end up as the plaything for the whole Sinestro Corps and that will be worse than death.
So basically John, Guy, and Kyle are all for grabs for rape stories.
I'm honestly surprised a Lantern hasn't been raped yet. Even Saint Walker has made it out with his virtue intact.
>Northstar will never be a fun bitchy French canadian again
>he's now boring and settled down. With the most boring meaningless character ever.
This was the worst thing to happen to the gays since Bendis decided gayifying people wasn't the most insulting thing you can do.
Yeah. I don't get it. I guess bendis just wanted to seem progressive. Instead he pretty much just shoved him on to a bus forever. Man, I want a see a gay superhero who is promiscuous as hell. I guess Current midnighter currently counts but not really. I kind of want someone as blatant as johnny storm.
I hope rise of the Seven Seas gives us more moe Orm soon
Care to elaborate? I was once having a conversation with the owner of my LCS about Mignolaverse comics, and he casually mentioned that Abe was the only book that only had female subscribers, and not even just a handful of them. We thought about it a little but couldn't figure out why. What's the appeal?
I couldn't agree more anon and unfortunately I don't see anything changing that for the foreseeable future. That should have been Ulysses in the Nu52 and looked like it was going to be but it was all a ruse and cop out.
>I've seen like five pictures of Superman/dudes other than Batman and it's a shame
I'm honestly surprised. To me Lex/Supes is just as obvious as Superbat, specially after the Doomsday movie.
>nd he casually mentioned that Abe was the only book that only had female subscribers
Huh. Well, for me as a guy, I like his personality and backstory, and his more mutated form looks cute.
You would think that, but there would be an outraged outcry about how Hal isn't gay and that is pandering. 'Cause Hal sleeping with aliens is ok, but Hal sleeping with someone who is male is not.
Oh, I agree, Hal&Sinestro would be perfectly logical and in character revelation. Sadly, there would still be a loud outcry about it being pandering to fags/tumblr/girls/mainstream media/pick your favorite "ruins everything" group.
Anyone cares about his comics?
They should really just make him bi/pan, he's not a marvel character so bisexuality is actually an option and would actually make sense and not come completely out of nowhere
Is bisexuality really an option, though? It really seems like that any character that has a same sex attraction is suddenly seen as a gay character, even if they have had partners of opposite sex before.
>I'm honestly surprised. To me Lex/Supes is just as obvious as Superbat, specially after the Doomsday movie.
Yeah and was made more obvious in Smallville. Problem is all that shit is old and Lex sucks.
Oh, don't get me wrong, I totally think it should be. Hell, I think that if they were to "out" someone as bisexual, Hal would be the perfect character for it.
However, as said, characters seem to be labeled exclusively as straight or gay, depending on the partner that they are with at the given moment. I mean, does DC have even one bisexual male character? (Or even bisexual female characters who are not part of Batman's rogues gallery? )
> Lex sucks
He's an ok character but he's decently attractive and has a great dynamic with Supes, which at the end of the day we all know is what counts for shipping purposes.
He also has the sexiest voice known to man in the latin american dub, but that is neither here nor there.
>However, as said, characters seem to be labeled exclusively as straight or gay, depending on the partner that they are with at the given moment.
I don't think anyone thinks Daken is just gay.
At this point I'm desperate for Supes to be shipped with anyone but Batman/Lois/Lex/Wondie. Strong willed people Supes is always shown to have a strong dependency on encroaching on doormat.
A characteristic pre/nu52 Superman share.
Guess it's cuz they're both cute dark-haired twinks.
I hope you're still around to see this.
>Really bored one day
>Don't usually read fanfic, but decide why not
>End up finding one with all my kinks
>Realize its Lex x Supes, almost click out cause I kinda hate the Smallville fanbase
>Read through it and
ruin a pair of my underwear
It saddens me that this pairing doesn't get the same coverage as Hal and Sinestro, the kryptonite leads to some great dom/sub stuff
Yes, but it makes it easier for him. Not that he would need help, but still.
I only have two Beastboy pics, and they've both been posted.
If you mean boys in briefs, I only have
>try looking at tags for more art
>90% of it is furry