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What /co/ character could defeat the biblical God?

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What /co/ character could defeat the biblical God?
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>>77689427
Omnipotence is kinda of the top. Technically God can even create paradoxes; he will exist even if you kill him somehow.
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>>77689427
saint of killers
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>>77689729

But the god Saint of Killers kills isn't the actual biblical god, just what Ennis THINKS the biblical god is.

Ennis doesn't read.
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>>77689427
What gods from OTHER religions do comics have?
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>>77689811
I mean obviously Ennis doesn't think the biblical god is literally like that. Ennis wouldn't be retarded enough to think Omnipotence can be beaten. That would void the very concept of it.
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>>77689669
What if the Hebrew God lied about his omnipotence?
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>>77690018
What if he didn't?
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God is fictional character anyway so he's as powerful as someone chooses him to be, just like one of your Sonic OCs.
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>>77689983
Could god create a gunslinger so deadly that he could shoot god dead?
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>>77690078
Well, think about it.

If God is really omnipotent, that means he can do ANYTHING. Including lying.

God can lie, otherwise he is not omnipotent.

If God is truly omnipotent and can lie, then he could have lied about being omnipotent.

/logic bomb
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The only thing to kill a god is an other god
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>>77690235
When God lies it becomes the truth.
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>>77690235
He "can" do anything but as he is God (of classical theism) it's a essential to his nature that he is wholly good, therefore he wouldn't lie. Dumb cunt.
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>>77692654
>it's a essential to his nature that he is wholly good, therefore he wouldn't lie.

But why would he let evil exist?
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Iron Man.

Judges 1:19

Weak against iron.
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>>77690112

God already died once. Why not.
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>>77694375
And I'd do it again if I had the chance.
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>>77694364
I swear there's an explanation for that but I can be arsed to look it up.
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>>77692654
>it's a essential to his nature that he is wholly good
>i haven't read the old testament

Inb4 trying to cherrypick what does and doesn't count.
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>>77689427
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>>77694453
You can argue that from the perspective of the Old Testament He was doing what He felt was "good".
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>>77694364
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>/co/ character who can defeat God
כולל
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>>77694453

The Old Testament consistent of God offering the Israelites chance after chance to reunite themselves with him and his will after the Fall.

And they just keep fucking it up.

It's God's infinite mercy and goodness that continually offers those chances, and eventually the final route of reconciliation, with the sacrifice of his own son.
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>>77694427

There is.

>God is completely omnipotent and all-powerful
>therefore everything that happens in the world has to be allowed or arranged through his divine will
>to claim otherwise would be to imply that there is something that he does not have power over and that he is NOT omnipotent
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>>77694426

Okay I walked into that one.
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>>77694515
>being a vengeful dickhead can somehow be a good thing
Anon pls.

>>77694607
The old testament also endorses stoning and forcing rape victims to marry their rapist.

How is that for "infinite mercy"?

It's not much of a sacrifice if you're omniscient and know your son will come back from the dead 3 days later, is it?
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>>77694586
>כולל
Loss sure is getting complicated these days.
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>>77689427
The Hindu god IMO
The real question imo is, can god defeat a being that not only he but neither one of them can defeat (each other)?
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>>77694695
>The old testament also endorses stoning and forcing rape victims to marry their rapist.

That was the Mosaic law, which came about because again, God gave his people some very simple rules to follow (the ten commandments) and they fucked them up.
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>>77690235
Wouldn't work like you think it would if you're omnipotent you pretty much write the rules all lies are truths effect.

Which can be a double edge sword if you whole heartily believe your own lie to be true than it's true no questions asked.
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>>77694695
These kind of things were expected of a good god from those times. Can't have yourself looking like a pussy.
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>>77694607

It also says that it's okay for one group to kidnap and forcibly marry young women from the fields so long as the group the women come from is well off and larger than the first group.
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>>77689427
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>>77694488
>Hyperion references
>in my /co/
See something new every day

Even if the IG, pretty sure the Shrike could take on pretty much everyone /co/ related short of Superman.
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>>77689427
>What /co/ character could defeat the biblical God?

Gorr has already killed Jesus.
That's why he never shows up in 616 despite being the most prayed to God on Earth.
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>>77694531
The only correct answer
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>>77690693

What's so special about otter gods?
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The Saint of Killers. That's not even debatable, he's killed yaweh in the comic before imo.
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>>77689427
>What /co/ character could defeat the biblical God?
/thread
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>>77694862

How can a omniscient and omnipotent god's morality change over time?
He both knows the future and created the past.

>>77694802
>This is what the LORD Almighty says: 'I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt.
>Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.'"

Sounds like a nice guy.
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What about someone who got bitten by a radioactive got, so he have all the proportional powers of a god?
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>>77694802
He already knew they'd fuck it up, but he did it anyway.

That's kind of a dick move.
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>>77695660
>What about someone who got bitten by a radioactive god, so he have all the proportional powers of a god?
God is omnipresent, therefore he/it is the size of the entire universe, my good chum.
The 'proportional strength of God' scaled down to man-sized... is man.
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>>77695763
But god also has infinite powers.

Infinity/infinity = ?
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>>77695703
God's an optimist
He's keeps hoping you won't disappoint him again
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>>77689427
Did Jacob ever have a cartoon?
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>>77695791
>But god also has infinite powers.
>Infinity/infinity = ?
Man has infinite potential, but the universe is also infinite, a far larger infinity.

Proportional powers of God is man.
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>>77695288
>Even if the IG, pretty sure the Shrike could take on pretty much everyone /co/ related short of Superman.
But isn't the Shrike working for a rival Supreme being? Or am I thinking of Setebos from Illium? I Kant remember.
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Superman prime
Flash
The Anti monitor
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>>77689669
I think we are going by bible Old testament Canon which shows that God does have weaknesses. He can get tired and he can get mad.
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>>77695793

I don't think you understand the word 'Omniscient'.

It means he knows all, including the future.
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>>77695878
>God does have weaknesses. He can get tired and he can get mad.
Jey, that's right! God is vulnerable if we attack him on a Saturday, he can't fight back!
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>>77695878
What? Just because he rests doesn't mean he gets tired.
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>>77695878
He also says that he's a jealous God
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>>77689427
Stardust, the Super Wizard.
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Can god make a stone so huge he can't lift it?
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>>77696476
From wikipedia.

>The omnipotence paradox suggests that the concept of an omnipotent entity is logically contradictory, from considering a question like: "Can God create a rock so big that He cannot move it?" or "If God is all powerful, could God create a being more powerful than Himself?" This, however, is merely an improper question, that is, a question which assumes as its premises two contradictory "facts." A rock that God cannot move is necessarily a contradiction to an omnipotent God, and a more powerful being is necessarily a contradiction of an ultimately powerful God, thus the question contradicts itself and is incoherent.
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>>77696743
TRICK GOD INTO MAKING THE ROCK< THEN ROLL IT OVER ON HIM!
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>>77694515
Anyone can justify their terrible actions to themselves, Anon, even God.

I've always been fascinated with the perspective some Jews post-holocaust had on God, believing that he is almighty, but does not care for nor love us. He is powerful and thus worthy of respect, but he will not protect you from the evils of his own creation.
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>People thinking Old Testament Yaweh is evil
Stupid as fuck. If THE God with a capital G does something, it's inherently right by the understanding of what is Omnipotence, Omniscence and OmniBenevolence. If he says or does something that he approves of, it is inherently good because he says/does so. This isn't a circular logic problem, he literally dictates te laws of the universe that is ascribed by. Who are we to judge something infinitely greater than us? Half the people who argue Yaweh is an evil cunt are smugly proclaimin morality doesn't exist.
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>>77690078
What if the world were made of pudding?
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>>77690235
The man created the fucking universe. Don't you think that's omnipotent enough for you?
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Dumbass here. I'm wondering:

If the infinite universe theory proves to be true, does that mean a universe can actually exist with God, who is omnipotent and omniscient? If that's the case, does he rule one universe or all of them?
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>>77698288
Maybe God is a Kardashev IV entity whose natural existence is indistinguishable from the normal functioning of the universe and structure of spacetime itself.
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>>77689427

The /co/ version of God
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>>77698058
False. Check out the Cathars
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