Is Susie Carmichael the whitest black girl to ever live?

Well she's voiced by Cree Summer

So yes.

>>77683359
She grew up in the suburbs. She's possibly the whitest, but she still has a dose of Neo-soul in her voice so not really.

>>77683359
She's a product of forced diversity in the 90s, which back then meant make ethic people rich, successful white people.

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>>77683359
Wait, what?
What's so "white" about her?

>>77683359
That's not Raven Symone

>>77683528
Don't know why that's spoiler'd.

I have a better question, Do black women post on /co/?

>>77683557
/co/ isn't sassy enough, so no.

>>77683359
She didn't seem particularly white to me. Does being white just mean not acting like [insert minority stereotype]?

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> Not posting superior girl

>>77683852
You're defaulting white culture as normal and an ethnic character removing every aspect that makes them culturally unique as acting normal. The idea that all stereotypes are bad, like asians eat lots of rice and mexican like mecian food, is dated 90s garbage.

>>77683528
I guess because she's not "urban" enough.

Apparently suburban life = white

>hurr durr you don't act very black
Being a suburban black youth is suffering

>>77683921
>>77683359
There was nothing white about how she acted.

I mean, she had no black stereotype, whatever that might be, but she didn't have any white stereotype either.

Think of it, nobody had any race stereotype at all.

She is just as black as the other where whites. they were just their own characters.

>>77683962
Saying 'she was just as white as all the other white characters' is not an endorsement to your position that was not acting white.

You just believe acting white is default.

>>77683994
>Saying 'she was just as white as all the other white characters'
This is not what I have been saying. read better. I almost say the opposite of that.

>>77683994
But nobody was acting white either.

>>77683961

It's kind of a veiled insult too, if they mean that acting black is being a rap-loving lowly educated gang banger.

>>77684095
My friend who went to public school would tell me about blacks insulting other black kids who got good grades for "acting white"

>>77684132

That's depressing as hell.

Never improve, so say the crabs in a bucket.

>>77683885
that wasnt the question

>>77683359
She's the Drake of Rugrats.

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>>77683994
What is "acting white"?

Explain it for someone who isnt american.

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>>77684132
My life.
Black kids
>Why do you act/talk white
White kids
>You don't sound/act black

>>77683921
The only things culturally unique about american blacks though tend to be very negative.

Thats the big reason why they all come off as white in cartoon, and why the only thing "black" about them tends to be the one thing that isnt negative: liking basketball.

Go ahead. Name some positive things about black culture. I bet all you can think of is jazz (popularized by white businessmen seeing a an easy way to get money) and basketball (originally the sport of poor jewish people)

>>77684838

>ahem

Is she actually not the wife of the President, or did the definition of "first lady" change when I wasn't looking?

>>77684132
They still do it as adults.

Get to succesful and one of two things happen:
You're told you're to white
You get robbed

Its a self defeating culture.

>>77685005
Some people think she's a tranny.

>>77683885
How did Kimi end up with knockers like that??
Isn't she, like, eleven?

>>77684051
Tommy's mom acts white as fuck.

>>77685401
Only /pol/ thinks she's a tranny.

>>77683856
That is a goddamn shame.

>>77684827
Not being a racial stereotype is acting white.

>>77683557
Apparently not very many do.

>>77683557
Everyone is a man on the internet until tits prove otherwise

>>77684975
>Jazz of course originally being a slang term for masturbation.
And to think, people wanted to replace clapping with jazz hands!

>>77684827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY8_7LWDx0w

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>>77684827
Posting on 4chan.

>>77684828
I loved his Macross/Robotech rant.

>>77685915
Well, the whole Robotech sales thing was a slam dunk tho', it insulted an audience well prepared for straight anime/mecha. Him being right about it was like shooting fish in a barrel.

I wish I was black so I could complain about people complaining that I act too white

>>77684132
I can tell you about white kids doing the same to black kids, hell this thread is proof.

I remember her being sassy and not taking Angelica's shit most of the time. That enough personality as far as I see it. People are all different.

>>77684827
>What is "acting white"?

In most media that's the default.

>>77684927
Poetry
Barber shops
Singing
Good fatty food
Athletic
Strong family ties

>>77683359
what his "whitest" exactly ?

listen rock music is whitest ?
not having a criminal behavior is whitest ?
not acting like a dumb stereotype is whitest ?

todays whites & blacks americans are practically the same cultural shit... a people of dumb fat consumers anyway....

>>77686158
>fatty food
>good

>>77686170
tastes good

Korra is pretty white minded for a snownigger.

>>77686133
No, we fucking don't. We embrace them, and we encourage them to be even more milquetoast.

Ever see a black guy in finance, that loves mayo and follows professional golf? Whitey got to him

>>77686159
>yfw I am the whitest brown person I know

>>77686294
>Ever see a black guy in finance, that loves mayo and follows professional golf?
This reminds me of that Undercover Brother movie.

>>77686294
That honestly sounds more like you're describing things a Japanese man would do to me.

>>77686294
Lol fuck off, I've been told I'm 'not really black' by white people that still think doing the Bernie is cool. Any level of academic success brings my heritage into question because I don't like Lil Boosie.

>>77686398
what the fuck is the bernie

>>77686133
Expect this is a thread about a black character with it's culture erased because it was written by white people.

>>77686170
being bad for didn't make something unilaterally bad

Nah, this is acting white https://twitter.com/i/videos/656930674759217152

>>77683359
>The year of our Lord and Saviour, Jack Kirby 2015
>Still thinks ethnicity is defined by behavior

No, but you're the whitest Faggot alive.

>>77686158
All of this things are do by whites too...

so according to /co/ a non-whitest black is:

> a black who loves poetry ( so Rap because i imagine that's the modernized form of this crap ) who goes to barber shops ( in the hood i guess ), who loves singing ( rap again ), eating fast foods ( so KFC ), be a jock who plays Football in highschool or practice boxing for fighting with others thugs in the hood and strongly tied to his mom because daddy left before he was born.

a fucking stereotype again !

>>77684827
Being kinda naive and goofy, sincerely believing in our government, law enforcement, economy and the general norms of American society and to ensure you emulate that normalcy in all aspects of your life.

I'm Mexican af physically and have gotten shit for being too white for using too proper English, not knowing a lick of Spanish and only knowing American pop culture because I was fucking born here. Good grades (I got average grades at best and ironically was recognized for it when I transferred to a whiter school) wasn't associated with whiteness for some reason. A lot of the more Mexican kids (meaning fluent in both languages, immersed in the culture from their parents, and regularly went to Juarez and weren't scared cause its a normal thing for them) actually were the hardest working students while a lot of kids like me were more on slacker spectrum but there were exceptions of course. The kids who didn't give one fuck about school other than socializing/partying were a mix of both groups.

Tl;dr who fucking knows senpai

>>77683359
She's like one of the Cosby kids. Wasn't her Dad a writer for a big kids show (I think it was called the Dummie Bears), and her Mom was either a lawyer or a doctor?

>>77685580
Girls hit puberty quicker than guys.

And maybe she was eating a lot of meat that's been pumped with hormones.

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>Black people

I thought Suzie is what black girls were when I was a little kid. I lived in a lily-white town and my only exposure to black Americans was The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Parent Hood, Sister Sister, Family. Matters, Hangin with Mr. Cooper, My Brother and Me, and cartoons like Rugrats.

She acted like any other kid her age so I don't get this "whitest" black thing.

>>77686398
Why is being black important to you? People who let race carry their identity only do it because they have little to nothing else to put value in and/or because they're desperately grasping to be accepted by their peers.

>>77686944
Yep. The dad even hated his work on the Dummi Bears.

My younger sister grew up with The Proud Family, My Wife and Kids, and Cousin Skeeter. All of which depicted middle class black families.

>>77687082
Because it's who I am, so to insinuate that I'm embarrassed of or somehow less of a part of myself that I can literally never change is insulting.
Has nothing to do with my race carrying me.

>>77687153
>Because it's who I am
People have made fun of my feet, they're US size 14, but IT'S WHO I AM BRUH SO I'M DEEPLY UPSET.

Again, why are you placing so much value on a physical, superficial feature?

>>77687116
I liked The Pound Family and Cousin Skeeter, it seemed more realistic, and even though I wasn't black, I related to those shows more being from a middle class background myself.

There was also My Brother and Me, which was eons back in the early 90's.

>>77686870
>sincerely believing in our government, law enforcement, economy and the general norms of American society and to ensure you emulate that normalcy in all aspects of your life.
By that logic Dale Gribble isn't white.

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>>77687116
Cousin Skeeter and Kenan and Kel were most of my exposure to black people growing up.

So, pretty good.

>>77687521
I loved Kenan & Kel. 90s. Nick was awesome as fuck

>>77687389
he's not

>>77686870
>I'm Mexican af physically and have gotten shit for being too white for using too proper English
Speaking like you aren't retarded is "white" behavior now?

I don't know what anyone wants from other people anymore.

>>77684927
black girls
black girls tits
black girls asses
black girls giving you oral
etc

>>77684190
>crabs in a bucket
Don't do that. Add something else, anything else but that analogy.

>>77684927
Being exceptional athletes.
Having Huge dicks
Usually portayed at being musically gifted in some shape or form.
Good with Cars
Good at dancing
Soul Food
Being Cool in general.

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>>77683359
She did it better, she even had to deal with the dumb dilemma y'all are discussing on this thread

>>77688524
It's very apt

>>77685609
The parents are yuppies.

>>77683950
Abby Lincoln from KND lived in the suburbs and still acts more black than Suzy.

>>77690277
No, it isn't. Tell me this: Why were the crabs in the bucket in the first place?

>>77686158
>Strong family ties
Yeah, about that...

>>77690413
Because other crabs conquered rival crab tribes, then sold the captive crabs into crab slavery in exchange for spices, guns, clothing and gold.

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>>77690550
Here's your reply.

>>77685887
Underrated post /f/am

>>77687389
His Grandmother IS Jamaican.

>>77690666
i bet you wanted a reply to this post so i'm giving you one
nice trips, satan

>>77690846
Thanks for serving the DARK Lord.

>>77690868
>the DARK Lord
Al Sharpton?

>>77684927
Blues (both Delta and Chicago)

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>>77684827
she does not say "nigga" and "modafucka" a lot

also the absence of slang and stereotypical afro american accent

>>77689175
None of that is culturally unique to blacks

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>>77683885
You're right should post more Lil

no, that's how all blacks with professional parents act

>>77683381
Cree Summer is every black girl ever
She's the Morgan Freeman of cartoon black girls imo

>>77683557
I've seen some in those peanut threads.

>>77689250
She was pretty cool desu

She was what Daria could be if she wasn't such a cunt. Except, you know, not black

>>77684927
>Family Oriented
> Disciplined spiritually and internally
>Expressive and open with their emotions
>Very outgoing and socially active
>Politically conscious (Moreso than a lot of white communities)
>More likely to support each other in clans and families lines than among single nuclear family units (Wife+Husband+kids equals a family)
>Culturally diverse, creative and always contributing a unique perspective
Those seem pretty positive, maybe you should check your biases imo.

>>77690494
Don't play that shit.
40%+ Of all marriages end in divorce of any ethnicity you honky imho.

>>77683359
Didn't her family celebrate Kwanzaa?
Also yes, I know Kwanzaa was made up by Americans in the 60s.

>>77683359
Isn't saying a black person isn't white enough just a tactic used by people to under value black people for an arbitrary value based on stereotypes?

>>77694075
A black person not being white enough isn't such a shitty thing imo
It's the opposite, a black person trying to act white, and trying to disown their cultural identity is kind of dumb. It's like an asian person telling their kids "Don't do well in school! Just watch cartoons and play sports and be like every other white kid." imo

>>77693888
I laughed. Thanks for that.

>>77693996
kwanzaa is a joke.

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>>77693888
>Family Oriented

>>77694151
Shouldn't we just not care how people act instead of telling people they're too anything? You wouldn't want anyone telling you you're not white enough/ too white.

>>77684927

Jazz fuckin sucks though

You can't dance to it, can't eat to it, can't relax to it, can't work out to it, and can't fuck to it

What good is it

>>77684927
Inventing evey major American form of music for the past couple of centuries is pretty huge.

>>77693923
You have to be married to get divorced

>>77684827
Yeah I guess you wouldn't know yuropoor

>>77684927
Christian conservative values
;^)

>>77694320
Dude, every black person I know is borderline OBSESSED with family.

Black families are like a cult (right down to the money leeching)

Do you know I hit four houses in three states and territories every thanksgiving?

>>77693996
All Holidays are made up.

>>77694180
>>77694320
What, have you just never seen a Tyler Perry movie imo?

>>77694379
We could but racial identities still exist and the second we forget that in an age where some lingering inequality is a thing we pave the way for exploitation IMHO

>>77694580

>Do you know I hit four houses in three states and territories every thanksgiving?

What the fuck? Just have a big party for cousins/aunts/uncles every month and a half and at Christmas.

>>77684927

>Go ahead, give me some examples against my argument so I can immediately shoot them all down and tell you you're objectively wrong.

nty

>>77683528
Everything. Most black characters in media are just recolored white people.

>>77683557
4chan has a bafflingly low black female population.

>>77683950
That's what most of us believe though. If you're not "hood" you'll get shit for "acting white".

>>77683961
I wouldn't know.

>>77683856
The fuck is with this "color paranoia" crap? Maybe they just used different color palettes for the show. ffs.

>>77683921
This is either a white dude who thinks he has to stand up for us or one severely gay ass faggot "black" dude.

>>77684132
100% true.

>>77684795
Drake is just a fruitcake though.

>>77684927
It depends on what you consider "positive". /pol/ would consider most of black culture to their liking since we're basically republicans who vote democrat.

>>77684827
It's complicated. Do you want a list of shit?

>>77686076
lol. best post in the thread.

>>77686158
>poetry

You gay, son?

>Barber shops

The fuck? What?

>Singing

But you people dominate that opera shit. We're less likely to sing than we are to rap. And you ever heard a rapper "sing"? Not pretty.

>Good fatty food

Black food = southern food.

>Athletic

Not really, no. We're just fast and can jump better.

>Strong family ties

You're thinking of hispaniards. 90% of us ain't got fucking fathers. Are you retarded?

>>77686159
Where you from? You sound like you don't know much about America.

>>77686133
I'm calling bullshit on this.

>>77686870
This is mostly true unfortunately.

BTW, paco... Why do we still get shit for being thugs when there's way more of your people that have the "hood" mentality? Most of us are just urbanized southerners.

>>77687067
I've noticed that every single tumblr type that thinks they "need to celebrate diversity" despite being fucking white has the exact same background as you.

>>77687082
Being seen as "acting white" in a black community is the same as wearing a target. You don't wanna be "that guy".

>>77688338
>black girls giving you oral

>implying

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>>77689175
Keep telling yourself that.

>thread on autosage
Passive agressive moderation, to be honest

>>77695094
Actually it's just that the last few posters were saging because this thread is retarded.

>>77695171
It's been pretty fun, actually

>>77694628
My family is a twisting multi limbed octopus of a thing. My dad takes me to his grandmas brothers sons house, my mom to her sistsers, and then my dad to his grandmas, AND the his house.

>>77694976
This is a work of art. A Rembrant of retards

>>77686158
>Strong family ties
I thought that was only a problem for modern US whites.

>>77695444
You're a homo. And obviously white.

>>77695425
Don't you ever wanna cut loose from them?

>>77694976
What would inspire you to massreply to this many posts imo?

>>77695094
That's the best way sadly.

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>>77694151
>Encouraging people to act like loud obnoxious edgy teenagers well into adulthood
Americlap culture everyone

>Not letting kids play sports, have an active social life, AND do well in school
You need a balanced lifestyle in order to learn soft skills and make connections, EVERYTHING nowadays is not what you know but who you know in North American work culture.

I for one find skinny black girls that take their studies very seriously incredibly attractive

>>77696220
im pretty sure autism is a great inspiration imo t.b.h f.a.m

>>77695666
this post was your swan song

>>77683528
She speaks correct english, takes her education seriously and lives in a mostly white, suburban neighborhood.

>>77697914
Making an effort to be a citizen is 'white' apparently.

Feels good.

>>77697985
just telling it like it is family

>>77685609
I always got the impression she was more Jewish than generic white American.

>>77685580
I got B-cups before the age of 13. A literal oppai loli.

>>77699418
Why?

>>77701432
I'm willing to bet you peaked early and those stayed Bcups forever

>>77697914
because she doesn't act like those niggress sluts

>>77701432
proof?