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STORYTIME OF MILD KEKKAGE - LILO & STITCH

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Our tale began here >>77666048

This is the tale of heivais, a bizarre Finnish girl with an obsession for One Piece, muscle Reindeer, and Lilo & Stitch.

So here's a tale about an adult Lilo and a humanize Stitch who:
>Slept around until Lilo was legal
>Hooked up with Lilo
>Beat up Felix for nearly blowing up his house
>Beat up Angel and then forced her to suck a tree
>Learned the art of Hajime no Ippo
>Went Ippo on Evile when he went creepy
>Chased down and Dempseyrolled Leroy
>Got his fur burned off and then got molested
>Proposed to Lilo

Okay, I might have missed some bits, but this continues with that last bit.
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>It's yours, my friend!
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>>77679135
That is hotter than it has any right to be.
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>>77679165
The age up seriously helped in this regard.
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>>77679135
>Hump Hump Hump
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Say hello to Reuben again
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>>77678763
OP my roommate and I have been checking in on this trainwreck all day. Please continue.
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TRULY THESE ARE ABOMINATIONS OF SCIENCE
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Poor Jumba.
He never asked for Fatherhood.
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I think all these hormones made Stitch emotionally unbalanced.
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O HAI LEROY
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>>77679428
caricatured, yes, but this is actually starting to get more real than its premise implies
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>ANOTHER SHOUNEN ENDING
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>>77679508
>congratulation
it bothers me that Ive acclimated to the broken language and that it no longer registers as illogical or unreadable
also, dat shonen reformed badguy trope
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>>77679556

does this shit ever end?
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>>77679556
ARIGATOU, NII-SAN
play rock ballad in credits
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>>77679584
Well, the former's because we know how bad her grammar is.
The latter's already happened with Evile

>>77679602
Well, we're at the most present arc.
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>>77679235
>I'm a dirty feeling
Yes. Yes you are.
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>>77679637
I can't stop seeing the eye shine as pupils.
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>>77679615
And while the hero gets a rock ballad, the villain gets into a fight he never even asked for!
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Gotta give David props for his attempts.
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>>77679785
>came into thread for autism
>competent art and honestly pretty brutal fight scenes
wut
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>>77679841
This is what shocked me. She's got more talent than I do, but what she needs is a better writer and the ability to transcend the fanfic stuff.
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>Kid saves the day
>Luffy's kid also saved Alex and Jack the AYYs from a Luffy PAWNCH

So many cliches...
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>Dad! That red man is kilt!
>"No."
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>>77679841
I think the squandered potential kind of autism is more interesting than the trainwreck kind.
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>>77679804
2nd panel is gold reaction image
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This last panel is a good reaction.
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A support group of fat experiments....

Why am I glad she didn't cater to this?
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>>77680037
>its a protagonist puberty episode
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Hope y'all niggas ready.
CUZ IT'S HEEUH
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Everyone say hello...

TO CLETUS THE FETUS!
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>>77680117
>wife is pregnant
>get fucked up
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>>77680135
HE CHECKED
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>>77680099
fanfiction should not tackle real world parenthood issues with as much tact as it is in this series, given the fact that idea-wise and contextually its pretty much the same as sonic and amy having a kid
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So, let's go hit that sauna.
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>>77680173
>Tact
Oh, this goes down....
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RIGHT NOW
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>>77680178

>pregnancy is a morning joke, and a nighttime mourning
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>Spike Alien
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>>77680210
Did the author know this is where the story was heading when she first wrote it? This is amazing.
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>>77680210
>Lilo I suggest an abortion

Holy fuck where have I gone, where am I going
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>>77680276
I'd say the earliest these seeds got planted was when we saw Hammerhead's son.
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>>77680293
WE GO...TO VALHALLA
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OHANA MEANS FAMILY

He'd be crushed
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Stitch now has a phobia of children
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>>77680432
good to see that despite the drama, the anime aspects retain.
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next episode: stitch sports a dad's beer gut
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>>77680520
Come the end of this arc...
This might be true
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I still can't figure out why Stitch didn't just use his other hands to grip onto the pole better.
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>Kixx ends up getting a tubby admirer
I am kautiously kekking.

Also, Sinker needs a big dose of JAWSOME
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>>77680210
>young couple has an unwanted, unplanned pregnancy
>suggesting abortion so she can continue her education
You have become too fucking real lilo and stitch fancomic.

TOO FUCKING REAL
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Aaaand shockingly enough, we've actually caught up to the present!

Not sure what else to cover...
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Actually, there IS one comic I can cover which might intrigue: A massive mega-crossover involving Luffy's OC son, the pervy Leopard Seal, an elf kid, and Rudolf the grumpy middle-management reindeer.

WHO IN?
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props op for two threads worth of storytime
now as for WHAT it was, I am baffled
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Fuck you guys, I'm doing it anyways!
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The Cast:
>Eddie: Son of Monkey D Luffy and Nami. Yes, I know this is stupid.
>Tuomas: Elf kid. He's Eddie's friend.
>Ray: A talking Leopard Seal. He likes human chicks. A LOT.
>Rudolf: Angry middle management magical reindeer. His nose DOESN'T glow. Nor does his junk.
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OP STOP WHAT HORROR ARE YOU UNLEASHING
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>Catholic Preachers
>In Christmas Town

...WAT
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>>77680820
w tf is luffy doing here
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>>77680846
That's his son.
His son is friends with elves and reindeer.
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>>77680602
Too hung over to think of it?
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Poor Rudolf
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AND AWAAAAYYYY WE GO
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>>77680846
Isn't the door-to-door preaching associated with Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses though?
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>Eeyore as played by a leopard seal
DISASTER'S IN THE AIR

>>77680931
Exactly.
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This is gonna be a good way to murder your childhood.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3QhE07YXbE

TO THE RUINATION OF WORLDS
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Luckily, Rudolf averted a disaster before it began.
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ON MULTIPLE FRONTS
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>>77680924
There's a point where a brief description of the plot can get you admitted and I think we've passed it.
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TO TOWNSVILLE
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>>77681061
>city of hutsville
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and just like that, Luffy's in.
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IS EVERYTHING AWESOME?
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TO THE LITTLE MERMAID
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TO AN EVENTUAL PLOT POINT
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Say hello to normal Stitch.
He won't last long like this, and I blame Rudolf for this.
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PLOT POINT
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>>77681159
She's gonna be fucking that thing in a couple of years
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>>77680117
Like, half of this page is a reaction image in one way or another.
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>>77681173
It's funny cause it's true.
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TO SPOOKY SCARY
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At least he's taking this better than Rudolf.
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>>77681169
Is it his fault?
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Huh. That was nice of Jack.
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>>77680210
In some sick cosmic way, my entire life has lead up to me reading this panel here and now.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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I'm praying that this won't b& me.
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>>77680715
>>77680782
Mind if I post some of the reaction images I got from Lilo and stitch?
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>>77681309
I....suppose?
If need be, we can stretch this to yet another thread...if I last this long.
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AYY LMAO
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>Sword and the Stone
Talk about off the beaten path...
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>>77681306
3rd panel could be a banner.
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>Eddie can attract squirrels

EDDIE X SQUIRREL GIRL WHEN
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TO ANTHRO LONDON
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>>77681319
Bro, way to be a bro about it.
Turns out, I've got like 28 or something. So I'll just do it tomorrow.
Way to power through these though. Shown 4Chan something else. Stuff like that really makes coming here all worth the while.
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>>77681435
Danang me, that's Sherlock Hound. I didn't think anybody else knew about that series.
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>>77680820
>>77680846
....THAT'S THE FUCKING SUGAR POT FROM SWORD IN THE STONE!

Will the crossovers ever cease!?
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TO THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM

>>77681437
S'cool, brah.
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>>77681461
NEVER
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>BayTurtles
I am not shocked, but not amused.
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GOOD HEAVENS
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?
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TO SEE SLENDER RAPE A BLIND CHICK
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jesus this is 166 pages
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>Slender teaches folks to tie ties
I kekked
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TO THE TOP OF AMC'S RATINGS
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Huh. That's the most thought-out and polite refusal to join a pirate crew I ever heard.

KEELHAUL 'EM
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>>77681522
Don't worry, he's a handsome guy.
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>>77681625
>Luffy drop kicks pizza bear
This comic isnt so bad after all
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Pninhead's pout amuses me.
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TO....wait, this isn't Castlevania...
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You'll be shocked by who this girl is.

LITERALLY
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>>77681665
you'll know if there's thanksgiving turkey in the walls.

Dracula's big on holidays
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Holy shit I can't stop reading this. I read all three threads now
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>>77681684
I think this explains why he puts fucking crosses in the candles.
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>>77681665
>wait, this isn't Castlevania
Perfect opportunity for some wall-meat for Luffy.
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Holy shit Ray's violent.
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>>77681770
He is a leopard seal.
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Why cant I stop reading this shit
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>>77681785
It the first time he's really gone hardcore.
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>>77681770
During that shaking, I imagined him having one of those small vocal dog shakes.
It's hard to describe I guess, but it's funny.
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>Vampires drinking vampire blood
Um......
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>>77681788
HE BIT IT IN HALF OF COURSE HE'S TASTED BLOOD
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>>77681823
No no, only vegan.
Yes.
I checked.
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>>77681814
What the fuck
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Way to go, Luffy.

You just scarred this little vampire girl for life.
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>>77681689
That magic middle finger.
My sides are in orbit!
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>>77681886
This is why Rudolf is best.
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>>77681905
>so rapely...
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>>77681905
He's a mary sue but whatever
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>>77681966
I'd say he's more of a walking plot device.
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>>77681917
My god, Rudolf's body cuffs were so strong they got OP.
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How old was this person when she made these?
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>>77682791
In her 20s I think.
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>>77682791
She's still making them
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Someone needs to find the artist and get them to start a Patreon. We need to establish that more of this godless abomination is created.
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>>77682958
http://heivais.deviantart.com/
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>>77683029
http://heivais.deviantart.com/journal/20-funniest-finnish-expressions-how-to-use-them-551420387

Golden.
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>>77679235
the fuck? Why is Leroy always crashing into Reuben's house
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>>77684200
I have feeling Reuben doesn't mind.
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Apologies (maybe) on falling asleep, beeteedubs.

This feels like that one image about Helga possessed by Babidi
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>Luffy can back a human
Bless your little heart, you.

>>77682908
Pretty much.
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'sup Dracula?
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I have a feeling THIS is where the title came from.
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God DAMN, Rudolf.
The fuck kinda power did you shove in there?
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TIIIIIIIME FOR FLASHBACKS!
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SO MUCH DWAMA~
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>Hates Christmas
>Life and job revolve around Christmas
Life must truly be pain for Rudolf
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[Insert Abaddon joke from /tg/ here]
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And NOW WE LEARN WHO THE LITTLE VAMPIRE GIRL IS.

ART THOU NOT AMUSED?
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>>77679261
>Grandfather wanted to explore you
oh, holy crap. She didn't think that one through.
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>>77684724
DIDDLY
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>>77684688
This is why I'm here.
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>Werewolf/Vampire hybrid
SOME SHIT MAN
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TO DINNER
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Dammit kid, did you forget the part where he bit apart a fucking vampire and Rudolf was telling him to NOT eat the damn thing?
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And now for an intermission
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TO CYBERTRON

at least, I think it's Cybertron
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I find it kinda funny Ray's a Starscream.
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Sup Optimus?
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>Minicons
Heh
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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>Transformers
>Having Kids

STAHP
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TO ANOTHER CREEPY REALM
With Hellboy
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>They grew his horns back
Dick move, guys.
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TO SHOWS THAT SERIOUSLY NEED TO STOP
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>>77684888
>Expand my brain learning juice

MOST IC THING EVER SAID
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I wonder how Keanu Reeves would do acting as Rudolf...
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I'm not THAT surprised they managed to talk the Pirate King out of his cash, but I should be.
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Ray pls no
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>Anime Characters look Westernized when they pop into Westernized toons based on Anime tropes
This is too fucking much. Oh holy shit. Also Luffy and Eddie look like Danny Phantom
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>He landed in booze
LUCKY FOR HIM
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HAHA TIME FOR TITANS
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>Luffy is a Titan
Ohhh fuck this
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>>77681319
>I'm going to be king of the xenomorphs!
>He's spitting acid! How did that happen? Yo ho ho he took a bite of promethium.
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And just like that Mikasa was scarred for life.

By Luffy's grin.
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Ohhhhh b'ahy...
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IT'S LEROY TIME
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Poor Ray. He got one-hit X-Rayed.
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I hope Luffy never has to fight Sub-Zero.
For his sake.
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And like that, the fight ends.
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.....
Interweaving narrative?
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Out of everyone we ran into so far, I'd think that Doraemon would be the most aware of world-hopping.
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>None of us can keep Ray's cured injury a secret
>Let's erase our memories instead
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>It's a lot of clock already
Rudolf...you might be drunk still.
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This is one shitstain of a sugarpot.
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I will reiterate: LuffyXNami is canon here.
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Shut up Sanji
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Such convenient drunk
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>>77685217
>Wolf Children
Still can't believe I cried at this movie.
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I feel like this is meant to be a Death Battle
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