Our tale began here >>77666048
This is the tale of heivais, a bizarre Finnish girl with an obsession for One Piece, muscle Reindeer, and Lilo & Stitch.
So here's a tale about an adult Lilo and a humanize Stitch who:
>Slept around until Lilo was legal
>Hooked up with Lilo
>Beat up Felix for nearly blowing up his house
>Beat up Angel and then forced her to suck a tree
>Learned the art of Hajime no Ippo
>Went Ippo on Evile when he went creepy
>Chased down and Dempseyrolled Leroy
>Got his fur burned off and then got molested
>Proposed to Lilo
Okay, I might have missed some bits, but this continues with that last bit.
>It's yours, my friend!
The age up seriously helped in this regard.
Say hello to Reuben again
TRULY THESE ARE ABOMINATIONS OF SCIENCE
He never asked for Fatherhood.
I think all these hormones made Stitch emotionally unbalanced.
>ANOTHER SHOUNEN ENDING
Well, the former's because we know how bad her grammar is.
The latter's already happened with Evile
Well, we're at the most present arc.
And while the hero gets a rock ballad, the villain gets into a fight he never even asked for!
Gotta give David props for his attempts.
This is what shocked me. She's got more talent than I do, but what she needs is a better writer and the ability to transcend the fanfic stuff.
>Kid saves the day
>Luffy's kid also saved Alex and Jack the AYYs from a Luffy PAWNCH
So many cliches...
>Dad! That red man is kilt!
This last panel is a good reaction.
A support group of fat experiments....
Why am I glad she didn't cater to this?
Hope y'all niggas ready.
CUZ IT'S HEEUH
Everyone say hello...
TO CLETUS THE FETUS!
fanfiction should not tackle real world parenthood issues with as much tact as it is in this series, given the fact that idea-wise and contextually its pretty much the same as sonic and amy having a kid
So, let's go hit that sauna.
Oh, this goes down....
I'd say the earliest these seeds got planted was when we saw Hammerhead's son.
WE GO...TO VALHALLA
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
He'd be crushed
Stitch now has a phobia of children
Come the end of this arc...
This might be true
I still can't figure out why Stitch didn't just use his other hands to grip onto the pole better.
>Kixx ends up getting a tubby admirer
I am kautiously kekking.
Also, Sinker needs a big dose of JAWSOME
>young couple has an unwanted, unplanned pregnancy
>suggesting abortion so she can continue her education
You have become too fucking real lilo and stitch fancomic.
TOO FUCKING REAL
Actually, there IS one comic I can cover which might intrigue: A massive mega-crossover involving Luffy's OC son, the pervy Leopard Seal, an elf kid, and Rudolf the grumpy middle-management reindeer.
Fuck you guys, I'm doing it anyways!
>Eddie: Son of Monkey D Luffy and Nami. Yes, I know this is stupid.
>Tuomas: Elf kid. He's Eddie's friend.
>Ray: A talking Leopard Seal. He likes human chicks. A LOT.
>Rudolf: Angry middle management magical reindeer. His nose DOESN'T glow. Nor does his junk.
>In Christmas Town
That's his son.
His son is friends with elves and reindeer.
AND AWAAAAYYYY WE GO
>Eeyore as played by a leopard seal
DISASTER'S IN THE AIR
This is gonna be a good way to murder your childhood.
TO THE RUINATION OF WORLDS
Luckily, Rudolf averted a disaster before it began.
ON MULTIPLE FRONTS
and just like that, Luffy's in.
IS EVERYTHING AWESOME?
TO THE LITTLE MERMAID
TO AN EVENTUAL PLOT POINT
Say hello to normal Stitch.
He won't last long like this, and I blame Rudolf for this.
It's funny cause it's true.
At least he's taking this better than Rudolf.
Huh. That was nice of Jack.
I'm praying that this won't b& me.
If need be, we can stretch this to yet another thread...if I last this long.
>Sword and the Stone
Talk about off the beaten path...
>Eddie can attract squirrels
EDDIE X SQUIRREL GIRL WHEN
TO ANTHRO LONDON
Bro, way to be a bro about it.
Turns out, I've got like 28 or something. So I'll just do it tomorrow.
Way to power through these though. Shown 4Chan something else. Stuff like that really makes coming here all worth the while.
I am not shocked, but not amused.
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?
TO SEE SLENDER RAPE A BLIND CHICK
>Slender teaches folks to tie ties
TO THE TOP OF AMC'S RATINGS
Huh. That's the most thought-out and polite refusal to join a pirate crew I ever heard.
Pninhead's pout amuses me.
TO....wait, this isn't Castlevania...
You'll be shocked by who this girl is.
I think this explains why he puts fucking crosses in the candles.
Holy shit Ray's violent.
It the first time he's really gone hardcore.
>Vampires drinking vampire blood
Way to go, Luffy.
You just scarred this little vampire girl for life.
This is why Rudolf is best.
I have feeling Reuben doesn't mind.
Apologies (maybe) on falling asleep, beeteedubs.
This feels like that one image about Helga possessed by Babidi
>Luffy can back a human
Bless your little heart, you.
I have a feeling THIS is where the title came from.
God DAMN, Rudolf.
The fuck kinda power did you shove in there?
TIIIIIIIME FOR FLASHBACKS!
>Life and job revolve around Christmas
Life must truly be pain for Rudolf
[Insert Abaddon joke from /tg/ here]
And NOW WE LEARN WHO THE LITTLE VAMPIRE GIRL IS.
ART THOU NOT AMUSED?
SOME SHIT MAN
Dammit kid, did you forget the part where he bit apart a fucking vampire and Rudolf was telling him to NOT eat the damn thing?
And now for an intermission
at least, I think it's Cybertron
I find it kinda funny Ray's a Starscream.
TO ANOTHER CREEPY REALM
>They grew his horns back
Dick move, guys.
TO SHOWS THAT SERIOUSLY NEED TO STOP
>Expand my brain learning juice
MOST IC THING EVER SAID
I wonder how Keanu Reeves would do acting as Rudolf...
I'm not THAT surprised they managed to talk the Pirate King out of his cash, but I should be.
>He landed in booze
LUCKY FOR HIM
HAHA TIME FOR TITANS
>Luffy is a Titan
Ohhh fuck this
And just like that Mikasa was scarred for life.
By Luffy's grin.
IT'S LEROY TIME
Poor Ray. He got one-hit X-Rayed.
I hope Luffy never has to fight Sub-Zero.
For his sake.
And like that, the fight ends.
Out of everyone we ran into so far, I'd think that Doraemon would be the most aware of world-hopping.
>None of us can keep Ray's cured injury a secret
>Let's erase our memories instead
>It's a lot of clock already
Rudolf...you might be drunk still.
This is one shitstain of a sugarpot.
I will reiterate: LuffyXNami is canon here.
Such convenient drunk
I feel like this is meant to be a Death Battle