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What if Brian Michael Bendis had written the CIA plane scene

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What if Brian Michael Bendis had written the CIA plane scene from DKR? How would it have gone down?
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Let's begin.

They work for the mercenary.
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Bendis?
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>>77676338
The mercenary?
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>>77676476
The mercenary. The masked mercenary.
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>>77676350
Bendis ?
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>>77677175
The masked mercenary as in the masked mercenary?
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>>77677215
THE masked mercenary. The Bane.
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>>77677265
Bane? He's masked?
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>>77677297
Like you'd wear over your face?
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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA

You're CIA?

That's right, I'm CIA, were you alone?

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They're not my friends.

Not your friends, huh?

No

Don't worry, no charge for them

No charge?

Nope?

For these friends?

They're NOT my friends

No?

No!

Well, why would I want them?

You don't want them?

Why would I?

They were trying to grab your prize.

My prize?

Aye, your prize. They work for the mercenary.

The mercenary?

The mercenary. The masked man.

The masked man?

The masked man.

...

...

...BANE?

Bane.

BANE?

Aye.

BANE!?

AYE

Okay, get them on board, I'll call it it
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>>77677312
CIA guy...
...
...
...
You're gay.
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>>77677352
The flight plan I filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you! Again, just

me

my men

Dr. Pavel here

but only one

I repeat, ONE of you

First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! The one we're on right now!

Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel!?

You're asking me?

That's right!

If I know who paid me to grab Pavel?

Yeah, who!?

...

*bang*

He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane! The mercenary! Bane! Why does he wear the mask!? Lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Or perhaps he wondering...

What would a hired gun like him be wondering about!?

...why one would shoot a man before throwing him out of an aircraft.

You honestly think he would ponder that?

I believe so!

I wouldn't!

I disagree.

At least you can talk! Who are you!?

Who am I?

That's right!

Me, the one who you say can talk?

Yeah!

It doesn't matter who I am-

It doesn't?

No, what matters is our plan.

Your plan?

Our plan.
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>>77676303

Remember that time Bendis wandered on set of the Fantastic Four and played The Thing for two movies?
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>>77677500
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

Really, nobody?

Nobody.

At least, as you say, not until you put on your mask?

That's right. Only when I was masked did people care.

So, so, if I pull that off, will you die?

Will I die?

If I pull that off.

It would be extremely painful

painful, you say?

Yes.

And extremely so?

Indeed.

You're a big guy.

for you

for me?

I'm a big guy

for me?

painfully so

Was getting caught part of your plan?

My plan?

That's right!

Of courshe! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours

He did?

That's right. We needed to know what he told you.

Nothing, I said nothing!

Nothing?

Nothing!

At all?

Nothing!

Well-

Sir?

congratulations-

Sir?

you

Sir?

got

Sir?

yourself

Sir?

caught!

Sir?

Now, what the next step of your master plan!?

My next step, you say? Crashing this plane...

Crashing my plane?

Crashing this plane... with no shurvivors!

No survivors! No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
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>>77677352
>>77677500
Awesome. Can I screencap it and send it to Bendis?
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>>77677640
AHHH

AHHH

MY ARM

AHHH

AHH

MY

ARM

AHHH

AHHHHH

No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

From the flight plan?

Yes, exactly one of us.

So, me?

Yes, you.

Have we started the fire?

The fire you say?

Has it risen.

Yes.

Yes?

Yes. The fire rises!

It rises!?

Yes!

Calm down doctor!

Me? Calm down! My arm!

Now is not the time for fear!

It's not!?

No, its not! That comes later!

Later?

Later.
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>>77677352
>>77677500
>>77677640
>>77677710
>these posts
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>>77677352
>>77677500
>>77677640
>>77677710
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Is Bendis really that bad?
give me an unedited, no bs, example. Please, Im just curious
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>>77677352
>>77677500
>>77677640
>>77677710
thats way to accurate
are you bendis?
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