>"You have been quite the loyal minion to me over these

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BANANA!

>>77675647
OK BEND OVER

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>>77675647
>You will never be Wuya's minion for x amount of years, never asking a thing in return
>She will never ask you this question and realize you want to fuck her
>She will never oblige

>>77675647
Health benefits. And dental.

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>>77675887
>"Those are two things..."

>>77675887
Lisa needs braces.

>>77675952

>dat booty poppin out

good lord

I want a can a' hash an' some coffee.

I want tuesdays off from now on

>>77675647
"I want to marry you!"

I want to be your husband from now on!

>>77675647
Can I table my request long enough to get a legally binding magic contract drawn up to insure the deal goes through properly?

A three percent raise.

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>>77677439
>>77677481
marriagemind

>>77677520
You wouldn't want to marry Wuya if she was in her flesh, blood, and bone Body?

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>>77677919
Fuck yes I would.

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>>77677520
oh shit I gotthe feels not sure if good feels but feels, now my dear let go to bring destruction to the world and ultimately destroy it!

[INTRO]
Who's that couple destroyin' the world?
THEY'RE WUYA & ZORC!

-that's us!

The blood of the innocent will flow without end!
Their names are Wuya and Zorc and they're destroyin' the world!

>>77677941
I would to, or my Garry Sue would if I gave a damn to write a fan fiction.
By the way, other than being loyal what qualities would you need to get Wuya to say yes? Even if she didn't have full power, bodily Wuya could have anyone she wanted. So why would she yes to anyone other than Chase Young?

>>77677919
Nah, she seems like she would nag all the time.
Better as a boss

>>77675647
I wish girls would stop growing pubes at all for the rest of time.

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>>77678543
>he can't appreciate pubes

A decent if not superior continuation to the original series of Xiaolin showdown.

>Even a spiritual successor, I don't care, I just want to see the evil heylin witch in full glory again.

Wuya datesim when

>>77678142
Chase young is a borderline autistically obsessive asshole. He literally only cares about advancing his own influence for the long term, at the cost anything.
Why WOULD she be interested in him romantically?

>>77678689
Writefag reporting in.
Anyone want?

>>77678939
yes, but add the japgirl and the catburglar too

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>the one time a villain keeps their promise
>hero backstabs them

I can see why since he valued his friends, but it just left me with an off feeling.

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>>77678939
YES!

>>77678939
Yes please.

>>77675952
What about a 401k? Will you match my deposits?

>>77678977
Eh, he's brazilian. We're assholes and backstabbers, even as heroes.

>>77675647
Anything I want?
An exact clone of you, that does whatever I ask of it.
Magic and tits, all in one.

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>>77679376
I doubt she'd create any kind of being to match or rise above her own power. But good thought.

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>>77675647
ANYTHING I wish?
Okay, I wish for unlimited wishes.

>>77679413
I would magic-swear that it wouldn't stop any plans she had.

>>77678991
>>77679160
>"Time and time again, you have shown your loyalty to me... And now that I have regained power over the world... It is time for me to show my gratitude..."
>Your mistress stepped closer and placed a hand on your shoulder and smiled at you.
>"If there is anything you want... ANYTHING..."
"Uh..."
>There is something you want.
>Something that has always lingered in the back of your mind ever since you started your "work" for your mistress
>But you never brought it up for obvious reasons
"No not really." You quickly reply.
>She raises a brow.
>"Really? Come now there must be something you want..."
"Nope!" You feign a smile. "Nothing!"
>She frowns for a second, then smiles.
>"Ah I see what it is... Usually I am the one asking you to do MY bidding. Now that it's your turn you aren't sure. That or you're shy. Don't worry~ I can dig your deepest desire out of you an easier way."
"No wait-"
>She places a glowing hand on your forehead and everything becomes super blurry for a second, and you feel light headed.
>"Ah I see now... Oh..."
>Oh boy... here we go.
>All the nights you spent... Thinking of her...
>"Ohhh my...." Even though it's all blurry, you can see a blush on your mistress' face
>Kill me now please
>"Well."
>She releases you from her spell, and you blush, averting your gaze from her.
>She grabs your chin gently, and forces you to make eye contact with her, and you see she has a smirk.
>"If that's all you wanted..."
>She pulls you into a hungry, deep kiss.
>It lasts for only a few seconds, but it felt amazing to you.
>When she breaks it, she says:
>"All you had to do was ask~"
>Suddenly your pants feel alot tighter

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>>77679703
>All I've ever wanted was that pair of skinny jeans

>>77679768
topkek
Idk I just typed it up on a whim. Should I continue?

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>>77679801
Quite pleased with this. Please continue

>>77675647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOtFHF5WdQ

>>77679872
I dunno mate I'm just not good enough to write smut all that well yet. I feel like every single smut greentext I write is just the same thing as the other. Not really improving.

Would she have let Rai fuck her and Kimiko if he asked?

>>77679964
Can someone else continue, then?
/r/ing wuya smut! my dick demands!

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>>77675647
>AH HA you fool! I wish to have power to defeat you so that you can be my "minion".

>>77675647
If I can ask for anything I wish and you didn't mention any rule, then I wish you to give me your powers.

>>77680909
>>77680854
she's not a genie you retards

>>77680923
She's literally saying you can ask for anything you /wish/ and that was my wish.

>>77680923
Now she is

>>77680923
>ask for her to be a genie
It's ven smarter, because she'll grant you three more wishes.
300% wish increase

>>77680964
>>77680988
>>77681109
no STFU she's not genie if you watch the show you see she is a wizard. GOD you guys are SO DUMB.

>>77681141
I ain't dumb, I smart

>>77681141
She's not a wizard, she's a flying fucking mask.

>>77681193
A spooky ghost mask

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>>77679413

Dang, I was gonna ask for a baby.

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>>77675647
>"See wuya i am not that useless after all. I think somebody deserves an apolagy..."

>>77675647
To never lose a fight for Shen Gon Wu

>>77675647
I wish for unlimited rule free wishes

>>77678977
Fucking this

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>>77675647
>all I want is 「THE WORLD」

>>77680028
If she did agree, I'm having a tough time deciding if it would be better if the sex was noncon or if Kimiko would be under some kind of mind control

>>77675647
To be able to eat as much junk food as I humanly possible without suffering any kind of health risks.

...either that or immortality.

>>77675647
I want to gay marry Jack Spicer

>>77678977
I really liked that actually. Raimundo got EXACTLY what he wanted and sincerely regretted it. Its much better than having the villain betray them and then have them crawl back- you wonder if they really are sorry they betrayed them or sorry they got betrayed