Based Adams

>>77672777
greentext it faggot

>>77672777
not surprising from the man who created Alice, a hilarious and accurate character who nonetheless wouldnt appear in anything else because nobody would have the balls
>this is a hostile workplace!
>alice, just yesterday you just beat a man senseless
>he was senseless before i beat him

>>77673032
basically the same old "You think women are mistreated in america? no, arabs are mistreating their women" thing we've heard a million times, but phrased hilariously and brlliantly, and with the addition of insight about how the terrorists are probably the way they are because of a lack of pussy

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IT'S LIKE HE'S A SAINT OR SOMETHING!

>>77673516
>If you kill infidels, you will be rewarded with virgins in heaven. But if you kill your own leaders today – the ones holding the leash on your balls – you can have access to women tomorrow. And tomorrow is sooner.
It's pretty funny.

>>77672777
His views are so wishy washy. Now all of a sudden he cares so much about men but not too long ago he defended feminist bullshit.

>>77672777
He's a hack.
Everyone I've ever known to be a Dilbert fan was either an idiot or an ass.

>>77673974
At least it's not xkcd.

>>77673903
>You can believe in one and not the other.

>>77673903
He's an independent thinker who forms opinions on his own instead of following a party line. Imagine that.

>>77673302
>I wonder if the discussion of so-called radical Islam is disguising the fact that male-dominated societies are at war with female-dominated countries. Correct me if I’m wrong, but Islam doesn’t look so dangerous in countries where women can vote.

>Now compare our matriarchy (that we pretend is a patriarchy) with the situation in DAESH-held territory. That’s what a male-dominated society looks like. It isn’t pretty. The top-ranked men have multiple wives and the low-ranked men either have no access to women, or they have sex with captured slaves.

>So if you are wondering how men become cold-blooded killers, it isn’t religion that is doing it. If you put me in that situation, I can say with confidence I would sign up for suicide bomb duty. And I’m not even a believer. Men like hugging better than they like killing. But if you take away my access to hugging, I will probably start killing, just to feel something. I’m designed that way. I’m a normal boy. And I make no apology for it.

>>77673302
Alice is also the hardest worker and best paid among her coworkers. When the boss' secretary tried to get her to get involved in some sort of protest she pointed this out and implied that the secretary was lazy, stupid, or both.

>>77674217
Jesus Christ, if sex is on his mind that much why doesn't he just draw a porn comic?

>>77674217
>If you put me in that situation, I can say with confidence I would sign up for suicide bomb duty.
thirsty af

>>77674630
Sex is on just about everyone's mind to some degree, but he's talking about the situation from the point of view of a unwise teenage boy with no prospects in a country where he'd be ripe for recruiting version of himself.

He's basically saying that Sex is a human's number one motivator and that this tends to be amplified with males.

>>77673716
i seriously never thought about it before, but yeah i guess all those guys with 50 wives must be taking women away from their lower-downs.. i just assumed every muslim had a wife, had one assigned if he couldnt find one, as soon as he turned 14 or so.. and that the reason there was room for some to have dozens of wives is because their men keep getting slaughtered in this or that conflict

>>77673903
scott adams is basically like the inverse of a 'south park republican'
he's liberal as fuck deep down because he's got too much knowledge and too many feels to have any room left for beliefs, but on the surface he's an old white man and he's not in hollywood exactly so he's perceptive enough to know he's the one being shat on and asked to smile and take it

>>77674272
i thought dilbert was the hardest worker. and i had no idea alice was the best paid. heh.
>>77674630
i do seem to remember some very lewd dates dilbert had. they held hands and shit. it was prty arousing

>>77673903
>Now all of a sudden he cares so much about men but not too long ago he defended feminist bullshit.

He just acknowledges self interest.

Feminism works to the interest of women against the interests of men.

There is no point arguing against feminism or appealing to fairness because deep down every woman already knows that feminism is sexist and hostile to men, they just don't care.

He thinks that men should work for their own self interest. Never marry and never give women anything or doing anything for one unless you are getting something in return.

Although he is also in the media business and not above saying outrageous shit for attention because he can then monetize it.

>>77673974
You're a fan of Dilbert, I see

>>77676845
>but not too long ago he defended feminist bullshit

Wait, what? I remember a few years ago he said something that made a bunch of feminists flip their shit.

>>77677069
To feminists, he's MRA
To MRAs, he's feminist

>>77676328
>he's liberal because he's got too much knowledge
Funniest thing I've read all day.