>>77668787
Still can't forgive Superior for shitting all over badass perceptive Aunt May. If anyone had known it should have been her.
>>77668822
what's the backstory?
>>77670035
shit, meant for >>77668807
>>77670061
She used a cop as a bodyshield
>>77670257
but who is she? some superhero side kick or something?
>>77670498
She is black, only black people think killing cops is ok
>>77668926
Good ol' Dredd. Keeping our streets clean
>>77670498
I know it's hitman but can't give a specific issue.
She was qt af and it's a shame thinking that nowadays if the comic was out /co/ wouldn't enjoy it as much.
>>77668822
>>77670061
>>77670257
>ennis is the writter
that's explain why is shit
>>77670061
Just read Hitman faggot
>>77668768
>You are a simple brute
>For you.
Fucking S A V A G E
>>77670754
Figures Ennis haters would be barely literate.
>>77671379
Right in the baby
>>77671379
this is /v/ tier comedy.
He gets better
>>77671809
Who did justice lord supes kill?
Say what you will about Batman, but he knows how to fucking rek a bitch.
>>77671823
Batman Beyond
>>77668807
OPERATOR AS FUCK
Such a great scene
>>77668844
>Shoots himself
>Not the kid
What a gay. Even if he was obsessed with finding out who was smarter, if the kid is dead then it doesn't matter, can't be smart if you're dead. Nerds are stupid.
>>77671942
>batman trying to kick him
Too cute
>>77671942
this is unrealistic tho because batman is always ready but here he is not.
>>77671849
Terry? What the hell!
>>77671956
It's not enough to win anon, others must lose.
>>77672030
Chill out.It was just a hologram
>>77672028
It's the first encounter. Even Batfags would agree that Batman always loses the first encounter if the enemy is a strong metahuman.
>>77671379
Oh fuck my sides!! Injustice Superman is such a tryhard.
>>77668740
Aunt May X Jarvis was one of my favorite pairings.
>>77668740
>>77672030
The Batman Beyond comic went above and beyond the call of duty in giving absolutely everyone Bad Ends
>>77668787
>murdering a crippled black senior citizen
Good thing the SJWs don't read comics or they'd have a shitfit over this.
>>77672227
yeah but reading comics would take effort. which we all know they don't have time with. which is why the only bitch about covers and singular characters.
>>77672075
From?
Can someone post the one with Mister sinister throwing Professor X down the stairs?
>>77671942
What's the name of this movie?
>>77672314
Looking back, it probably wasn't very smart of Johns to kill all those Aquaman characters.
>>77672275
I braved the dark recesses of google to bring you this
>>77668822
So she storms a police station and confesses to murdering a cop for reasons she seems to have no proof of, what happens next? Not being snippy, really wanna know. What book is this, btw?
>>77672443
She's a cop, he starts giving her shit so she snaps
It's Hitman, go read it
>>77671558
why so butthurt fagott? tired of sucking garth penis so much?
>>77671729
I sometimes forget that there is a giant planet that's a green lantern
>>77672525
Geez, this is getting embarrasing. Nice retort by the way, ad hominem is the favorite recourse of lesser minds.
>>77668740
>>77672587
Not sure why I don't have the real second page of this sequence
>>77672543
Props on the art for making Cyclops truly intimidating.
>>77672589
Hawkman is fucking great. The Hawks in general are so underrated.
>>77672268
>>77671942
i still dont get why they didnt just ask superman about the box first thing
this superman was a smug psychopath so it probably wouldnt have helped anyways but still
>>77672075
Hold the phone, is that Deadpool and Sabertooth beating the shit out of Bullseye?
Eat a dick, Logan.
>>77672827
Also Reed and the rest of these assholes.
>>77672587
Sauce please
These threads always turn into Wolverine threads
>>77672871
You too, Punished Frank.
>>77672894
One more for good measurement.
>>77672766
>this superman was a smug psychopath so it probably wouldnt have helped anyways but still
Because Batman's a cunt and Hal's a shithead
>>77672939
>>77672894
>>77672871
>>77672827
anyone got the one from Marvel Adventures where he slingshots him
>>77672939
>literally swatted wolverine
>>77673031
He got the ol' Hank Pym special.
>>77672827
>Bubverine swinging his claws at Spidey even though it's a "misunderstanding"
>Swinging three pairs of razor sharp knives that can cut through solid stone at someone to defend yourself
If Spidey didn't dodge it would be straight up murder. Is Wolverine retarded?
>>77672939
>Nightcrawler so bamboozled that he isn't even mad, he's just in awe
Every time.
>>77672314
All that broken glass... all those severed arms...
>>77673070
Yes.
>>77672619
>womanizing thrill seeker
pot calling the kettle black
>>77672808
Superman is a fucking badass
>>77672263
>>77672619
dick grayson defense squad pls go
>>77672619
Honestly that's just fucked up
>>77673291
>Magneto's anime eyes
B-baka
>>77673341
>I-it's not like I agree with you about inferior races needing to be cleansed or anything!
>>77673230
>VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
>>77673440
you know it's one thing when WE make fun of Bats and Joker for wanting to hate fuck but when the actual books do it, it just comes off as gaudy
>>77672871
Anyone have the edit where he sayssuperiorinstead?
>>77673440
It's lines like this that make me question why /co/ hates Injustice.
It's literally what would happen if we wrote a comic.
Bat-God getting demolished.
Superman getting shrekt by Alfred.
Actual good Harley.
Legit /ss/ between her and Billy.
Chimp Detective.
>>77673579
/co/ likes Injustice up until Year Four, generally
With Year One and Two being liked more than Year Three.
>>77673579
I love Injustice its so fucking stupid and thats why I love it
>>77673579
We don't hate the Injustice comic. The Butlering is one of the most beloved events in /co/. It's a hilarious spectacle of a comic.
Although if /co/ wrote a comic I like to think it would feature less NAAAARGH
>>77671942
If Superman's such a great guy why didn't he notice Batman was only using nonlethal devices against him, and realize he isn't a bad guy?
>>77673626
when did Taylor leave?
thats when the quality went down
>>77673687
Pretty sure he left half way through Year Three
>>77673678
Everything is a nonlethal device to Superman
>>77673687
Middle of Year Three (Year Three #12)
>>77673741
Most of the time anyway.
>>77673660
I think the opposite.
>>77673005
>>77674013
>that old man bod
>>77672611
I don't get how that guy's in one piece.
>>77673579
>/co/ hates injustice
No, they hate post Taylor Injustice
>>77674013
Thanks. MA was just, the absolute best
>>77673741
yeah but still,
>I've shown to this guy I can snap his neck five times to sunday, but he refuses to pull out worse than a tazer. hrm
>>77673798
why does Batman have Hulk Hands
>>77674084
He's a super strong alien and the punches from the punch dimension are concussive force only.
>>77670798
Proof that judcious application of an otherwise odd/silly power can be badass.
>>77674226
Obviously so that he can bestronger than Superman.
>>77672543
I always wondered - if Emma can mindwhammy Scott to not lose control over his powers, how come she didn't just do it every day?
>>77673827
>>77673854
>>77673916
Who cares? Get out of here with your shithuman trash.
>>77674232
technically in this context Cyclops is the alien
>>77672263
>>77673231
Alfred will butle the shit out of you and leave you wanting more.
>>77674328
How dare you, he's an American.
>>77674368
He's Alaskan. May as well be Canadian
>>77674274
You're walking on thin ice buckaroo
>>77674368
He doesn't have a drop of redskin blood
>>77674316
>bringing your salt into unrelated threads
You're making the x-fags look bad.
>>77674434
Not all Americans are from the untied states
>>77673070
It's called a learning disability! He can't help beingCanadian
>>77673784
I love how even Wally is clearly thinking "... Fuck. That was over the line."
>>77674471
pretty sure he's not of south american ancestry either
>>77672827
>>77672939
Pete <3 Logan
how often has a villain come across a hero he's not normally up against and just gotten destroyed.
like if Joker was setting up a trap for Batman and Green lantern just showed up and threw his ass on a different planet
>>77674671
it's really easy to forget how absurd the rogues are at times
>>77674877
Oof
so people know who's better
>>77674877
Part of why I will always love that episode of Superman where he pretends to be Batman and just fucking wrecks everyone.
>>77674153
Bats threw a bomb. And a sonic bomb thingy
>>77674671
>Cold wall
I mean I'm glad they explained how he can face the Flash...but that sounds kinda dumb
>>77675160
>unironically liking Kitty
Get out, Bendis. Just get the fuck out of here.
>>77668740
I still wish Thor were around for that era so that we could've gotten a scene where Aunt May hands him mjlonir and says he should clean up after himself.
>>77675281
Plus is Batman wanted to talk he would have, you know, talked instead of jumping around all of the place throwing shit and Hal wasn't helping.
>>77675281
that was a smoke grenade, while the sonic bomb just induces vertigo and fucks with your balance
>>77675345
That was Joss Whed.. eh same thing
>>77675381
Doesn't he normally keep it hanging off of his waist?
>>77675345
>unironically liking Emma
you are a bigger cancer. end yourself.
>>77673678
how the fuck is an explosive batarang not lethal
>>77675389
Hal was a giant retard in that he wanted to have a go at Superman, got his ass kicked, then went in for another go to get his ass kicked again.
Batman was a retard in that he didn't first try to talk to Superman in spite of his feeble attempts to find a "weakness" in the guy that thrashed someone with actual superpowers.
>>77675642
>not loving the glorious bitch that is Emma Frost
Please consider suicide
>>77674877
It's not exactly what you mean, but in Cable & Deadpool, when Cable was taking over the world, they got the fucking Silver Surfer to fight him. Cable fought for a while, even destroying his board, but in the end, he wasn't a threat.
>>77673798
>>77676064
>>77675642
>>77675345
guys, guys. Emma and Kitty are both unlikable cunts and you should really have stopped reading x-men long ago
>>77670798
Is that Matter Eater Lad?
>>77674986
>Wolverine keking in the background
This is gold
>>77674877
>apocalypse scared of black bolt
just how strong is black bolt?
>>77675138
BATFAGS B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
>>77675421
That was NOT a smoke grenade attached to that batarang man.
>>77671568
fuck you
>>77672555
because it's stupid
>>77676145
what the fug
Aunt May continues to be the greatest
>>77676480
That's one of the shittiest "BTFO"s I've ever seen.
>It's dumb lel
Not really blown out, let alone, the fuck out.
>>77676696
That's just how I titled it so I could remember,calm your man tits
>>77676064
>not loving the perfect woman that is Kitty Pryde
don't even consider suicide just do it for the sake of the world
>>77676356
He is really strong.
>>77668807
I need a copy of this comic.
>>77668822
>Ennis
Don't much like his stuff, but this is decent.
>>77676997
kek
>>77677101
The Superior Spider-Man annuals were great
Alright you fuckers. True deathbattle time.
They both have preptime and intimate knowledge of each other.
Who would win in a fight betweenAlfred Pennyworth and May Parker?
>>77677149
Alfred
>>77676356
He's btfo Thor, Thanos, Sentry. Gladiator, Apocalypse, etc. Basically if you let him speak you're fucking dead
>>77671379
I love when Superman is a jerk.
>>77677209
I feel like killing a pregnant lady is a bit beyond being a jerk
Why does wolverine drink? Booze taste awful and he can barley get a buzz.
>>77675642
Uhh, everyone loves Emma. Read more comics.
>>77676120
Fucking beta ray bill, he deserves better.
>>77677257
BRUTAL
>>77676846
I can't even remember the last time I read a good joker story
>>77677277
keep telling yourself that
>>77677257
She had the baby several issues back
You ought to remember it, if only because of Harley's casual clothes
>>77677196
>Thor, Thanos, Sentry
He and Sentry didn't fight. Thor and him never really got a full fight. He did make thanos bleed but the whole bomb thing weakened him and he got beaten down.
>>77677339
does anyone else ever feel guilty for fapping to non porn comics?
>>77668740
Needed a growl then a, "Yes, ma'am," at the end.
>>77677350
Yes that /co/mrade was exaggerating, but still Black Bolt is really fucking strong even when most of the current writers completely forgot about his master blow and only use his voice.
>>77668895
The Lobster has absolutely no fucks to give, impressing
>>77671956
The kid outsmarted him. He had his answer. He was just following the rules.
>>77677257
poor Leila
to think it all started with her husband being killed and ended with her being crushed like a soda can
>>77676310
He really loves those noodles.
>>77675138
>A vomitous insult
What a wonderfully colorful phrase. And every Batfag in existence just shrieked in terror and ran away.
fucking savage
>>77677512
I think it's orange chicken though considering he seems to have pulled it out of a panda express takeout box.
>>77675183
Anybody got the panel where Spidey wrecks Kingpins shit to go with this?
They need to bring Taskmaster back
>>77677632
yes but I'm sick of seeing it posted all the time
>>77668807
This shit was creepy.
>>77677434
The matter manipulation was the real killer. Although the master blow kinda lost purpose when black bolt got into class 100 hundred range. He would have to punch people off the planet for it to look good.
>>77677262
>Booze taste awful and he can barley get a buzz.
You got no taste then.
And canonically, Wolverine mostly drinks beer.
>>77677738
>Canadian
>drinks beer
The man is trapped in a Hell from which there is no escape
Why did they make Elastic Man so insecure in Justice?
>>77677726
holy shit is this what i've been missing from season 2?
>>77677827
It's the moments like these Iike the best.
>>77677853
Yeah. In addition to learning how to throw lightning, he also learned how to do the multiple Flash after image thing
>>77677853
yes
>>77676356
>just how strong is black bolt?
He screamed a hole in space and time.
Once it led to the cancerverse, the other time they used it to reach in the hole and fish out one of the infinity gems.
>>77677747
>tfw irl Dick will never grace us with his beauty
;_;
>>77678000
feels bad
>>77677738
I drink to get drunk, some beer might taste good but not as good as a glass of orange juice. It's like wolverine drinks to look tough.
>>77677402
>does anyone else ever feel guilty for fapping to non porn comics?
Considering how extremely sexy they drew Harley in Injustice, no, not really.
There was one panel before they kill Dick where Harley was actually drawn with no underwear on.
>>77678000
So.. is there a safe spot to view Grayson without being mesmerized by him? You look at his face and bam, you're captivated. Look at him from the back and his butt just hypnotizes you.
>>77677984
>>77678086
It was a big rock
>>77677923
That storyline had its moments.
>>77678193
the president thing doesn't even make sense
>>77678148
I unironically loved Joker: ambassador of Iran.
Superman just totally foiling him was great, too.
>>77677072
>>77677101
>>77677125
Of all the people that Slott used to get Spock some street cred, Blackout seems the weirdest. The guy used to taunt Ghost Rider with the fact that he killed his sister, seems out of Spider-mans league.
>>77678279
You tell him that
>>77678332
>>77671568
Somehow I knew some idiot would post that abomination. Somehow I knew.
>>77677277
> those legs
Ban this sick filth
>>77678376
why would you post pure unfiltered autism in a rekt thread
>>77678286
mhm
>>77678376
Wrong thread?
>>77677638
>UDON outfit
God yes.
>>77678414
accidents happen
Year one was really just shit on Batman year
>>77674958
This one gets me every time.
>>77678545
>NAAARGH
Who the fuck yells like this?
>>77678376
I fucking love this picture.
>>77678611
Batman I guess. Try it out loud, it sound normal
>>77676997
And I just sit here thinking.
"Looks like someone doesn't know that she was good friends with a Werewolf for years on the show."
>>77677726
>literally grabbing lightning and throwing it like a javelin
Why is this show so stupid? They could've just had him channel it with his speed aura or something.
Other than that this episode was pretty hype.
>>77678661
ha
>>77677762
source?
>>77678652
>no "you know, you probably should've."
That was the best line though.
>>77678719
Because Barry threw it at him. So he threw it back. Do keep up, Anon.
>>77678719
you know the 'ightning' is just speed force, right?
>>77677563
Why would Batfags hate that? It's literally the reason we love Dick Grayson and Tim Drake so much.
>>77678789
he said batfags
>>77678723
This seems insanely over the top cruel.
When he eventually escapes like all comic villains do, he's going to be fucking warped. This is how you drive someone completely insane.
>>77678820
Yeah, he's not happy when he's released
>>77678820
It'll be thousands of years later. someone else's problem
Wally West is kind of a angry person
>>77678848
Zoom sets him free
>>77671503
YOU WA SHAWCK
>chad shows up in your universe
>decides to stay
>does your job better than you
>steals your girl
>>77678803
How do you define a Batfag then?
>>77679142
>>77679150
>>77679166
>>77679178
>hurr durr Batman could beat Superman, Thor and Goku in a fight
>muh prep time
>muh Batman never ever kills
>Superior in every way to the rest of the Justice league
>he would definetly beat everyone with prep time
>Nolan is a god
>prep time
Those people. The ones who think that Batman is the greatest hero in all of existance and could never be beaten. You say batfags to mean a fan of the bat franchise?
>>77672766
It's worse than that. Batman stops the fight by saying that he knows who Superman is and that he's a good guy. He could have done that at the beginning and not even had a fight. The only thing I can think of is that he was testing Superman to better assess his power levels.
>>77679240
meant for
>>77679119
>>77679240
Yes. That's how I call most people fans of things. The thing they like with the word fag stapled onto the end. I apologize if there's been any miscommunication.
>>77671942
What does Batman do that little hop at 1:06?
>>77670035
Several people that know him should have seen something was up in 30 seconds. That sort of got salvaged early on via Longshot vs the Marvel universe explaining that he did get caught immediately and Longshot altered reality via a cosmic cube so that noone caught him.
>>77679277
It's cool
>>77672212
It pretty damn metal how Godzilla basically goes fuck you after being granted power from purgatory to kill space Godzilla
>>77679417
>that fucking storytime
Some of the most fun I've had reading a comic.
>>77679567
>wap wap wap wap
>>77672808
this was so fucking retarded
>after 5000 years, the earth's sun has become red
Durr
>>77679643
does it matter
>>77677328
Or a funny one.
Really, I would be ok with edge Joker if he at lest told good jokes.
I'm stil mad
>>77679329
Jesus, one of the many things I have against Dillon is that his art lacks impact and force, everything is so static and flaccid.
>>77679962
>>77679989
>>77679962
And that is why you stay within your weight class folks.
>>77672798
Vulture is there too, and Sandman would have been, buuuuut....
>>77680081
>>77678758
It's so stupid.
>>77679932
Why? Isn't that some kind of God-armor hand-built by the Justice League? And all it really did was knock Darkseid down.
>>77677726
The fuck is this shit. This ruins the show for me
>>77678545
I miss NAAARGHjustice so fucking much. Fuck DC for turning off Taylor from writing for DC and fuck Marvel for only making Superior Iron Man a mini
>>77680392
What did DC do?
>>77678545
Supes has a point there though
>>77679670
yes because 5,000 years is not enough time. it would be more like 5,000,000,000 years. and there'd be way more changes to planet earth after that long. the whole point is, when the sun changes enough to become a red giant, it would be so close to the earth and so hot that no life could survive. vandal savage would be dead because the temperature would be boiling. there would be no oceans. the sun would take up almost all of the sky and be blindingly bright.
its just dumb.
>>77680392
Isn't Taylor writing an arc for SM/BM?
>>77680447
Who would have thought that a cartoon for children based off of a comic book would have bad science?
>>77680437
Every single idea Bruce Wayne has ever had has been pants-on-head retarded. Superman is just one of the rare individuals nervy enough to point it out on occasion.
>>77680447
DC comics in particular has never cottoned to physics and mathematics beyond the 4th grade level.
>>77680141
What a terrible opening to a terrible comic
>>77680486
I dunno. I was a child when I saw this episode and I already thought it was bullshit. As a kid born in the early 90s, I had already seen Cosmos and Bill Nye so my knowledge of science wasn't exactly advanced at the time. But I knew enough to know that the whole idea of this episode was stupid.
>>77680512
Which is too bad. They use words in ways that don't make sense and which demonstrate they have not even a rudimentary understanding of what's going on. It's just stupid.
I guess this is why I don't read comic books anymore.
>>77680447
Vandal can't die though?
>>77680141
>>77680599
what happened?
>>77680717
I thought he was biologically immortal, in the sense that he won't ever age or expire.
But what if he was drowned, or boiled, or dissolved in acid, or melted with Superman's heat vision, or pulled apart and had each of his bodyparts tossed into different stars in opposite corners of the universe? Could he survive that?
Could he survive on a planet without water, food, where the average temperature was enough to boil water?
>>77674226
Because Hulk strongest there is.
>>77680447
They said that Vandal Savage used a gravity machine to throw the solar system out of wack...
>>77679932
And all I head is Kabuto Koji screaming "BREASTO FAIYAH!!!"
>>77679643
Vandal Savage fucked the solar system up with his super weapon
>>77675021
you forget God chews his fucking eyeball out the next page
>>77673784
I mean, he's not wrong.
>>77681520
>>77675160
For some goddamn reason I thought that was Power Girl for a second and was extremely confused.
>>77676810
what the fuck is happening here
>>77681690
Sodom Yat getting BTFO buy Superboy Prime.
>>77677491
Was this panel a deliberate dig or a horribly ironic well-meant gift?
>>77681829
the latter
>>77677747
Wait, new Supes and Grayson teamed up? When?
>>77671568
This is your comic on Gentry.
>>77681871
>>77679496
Shoulda posted him kicking the douchebag's head clean off.
>>77677864
>FTAK
>THOP
>FTAPT
>BKAK
Dredd retaliates in the Apocalypse War.
>>77681871
Fuck you. That's the fucking line.
>>77682139
I remember some of the staffers at Wizard being so completely enamored with Dogwelder.
>>77675066
The Rogues rule!
>>77682335
> Groing
kek
>>77681891
Grayson Annual 2
>>77670035
I can kinda forgive Aunt May because Otto honestly loves her, so it would be less villain pretending to be my son and more the nice neighbor kid is pretending to be my son.
Still though the Avengers were total retards, but more than anyone WOLVERINE.
You literally call Peter your best friend. He is the only guy you have drinks with on your birthday. You got him a teaching job at your school. And you can't tell it's not him.
At least Kaine had the excuse of being so asshurt he couldn't notice anything.
>>77682335
>I swear we should give out awards
Now I'm imagining something like the "Almost Got Him" episode in BtAS where villains get together and swap stories about their best heists over some beers. Every year they hold a contest for the "Who screwed a hero over the worst" award
>>77682390
Norman Osborn not invited
>>77671848
This is terrible dialogue.
>>77676774
I wonder what would have happened if it had been some other rich and powerful guy.
Like what if Lex was in Gotham and laughed or seemed to laugh at him.
>>77668740
>>77672827
>Screams "Never My House!" as he runs from his house in full Spider-Man costume
Peter, stop being stupid
1/2
>>77678463
>>77679417
>>77679567
>WHAT DID YOU DO?
>All of them
>I did them ALL
>>77682418
>Norman's hate for Peter is so great that even though all the other people never questioned when they didn't know his identity Norman just knows that deep down he knows who Peter is and he just can't get it to roll of his tongue.
>>77682390
> IT WAS A BLAST!
Dat villain bar story
>>77668740
>Luke cage egging wolverine on to fight an old lady
What an asshole
>>77674726
>I'm hip
>>77679656
God this makes me want to pull my ears off.
>>77672314
all dose clamboigahs
>>77676250
You bet your ass.
>>77674081
Damn, Drew Carey is not someone to fuck with.
>>77682390
Stilt-Man would come up to the table with the rest of the A Listers and tell them about the time he could have killed spider-man, and of course no one believes him.
What's funny is that it actually happened in ASM #237
>>77677334
One of these days I want Spitfire (or another actual aristocrat) to come across her and laugh in her Boston Brahmin face.
>>77680758
Amazons attacked... That's what happened...
Has Wonder Woman ever gotten a good event?
>>77680758
Amazon Bee Weapons. Dear god.
>>77680758
The Amazons invade Washington DC. They start by murdering a father and son at the Lincoln Memorial.
Then we get a hamfisted War on Terror analogy where the Americans are the Real Monsters.
>>77672063
Batman always loses the first encounter if the adversary has a name.
>>77682785
there was also the time stilt man soundly trounced She-Hulk
>>77679320
Kinda sums up why I hate current writing in comics
>>77683392
>>77683397
>>77683404
>>77683413
FUCKING SAVAGE
>>77674877
Black Bolt fought Pocky? When did this happen? :o
>>77680768
Yes.
Why do autists always insist on debunking immortality?
>>77674986
Is Peter gonna kek Luke Cage?
>>77676933
>a hole in space and time
I'm glad they don't let physicists into the writers room
>>77675138
Holy shit. Source?
>>77675183
>tuchas
Bendis once again slipping jewish phrases into Peter's speech
>>77672693
>dude who clubs people with a steel ball on a steel stick
>anything but great
>>77677347
Bruce Timm knows the score.
ITT: Atrocious quips that make me want to gouge my eyes out. Capeshit writing is fucking worse than manga.
>>77678754
Ultimates 2 was so much fun.
>>77682237
I'm pretty sure dropping nukes on people is a crime
>>77683565
I think that was a house of m tie in
>>77668740
>>77671503
>Touch someone on a spot above the knee
>The entire knee ends up exploding
What kind of flaw did that man have with his knee?
>>77684119
muscle spasm?
>>77674043
Underrated
>>77679567
i never want to relive the pain that storyline gave me
>>77678754
2449.5328126!
Dallas!
Eight!
Nobody knows, except for a few select people!
>>77683392
>>77683397
>>77683404
>>77683413
>Literally Stilts.
I'm mad only because he made the conscious decision to make that suit the way it is.
Fucking STILTS.
>>77679118
>Hawkeye is better than Green Arrow and steals his woman
Robin hood fags BTFOd
umar can fuck any one to give up
>>77679828
>Wow it took four of you guys to beat me :^)
>>77674013
Is there any moment where Spidey doesn't just BTFO Logan?
Because I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>77684633
they still didn't, they pile ontop of supes and he knocks them all away next page
hulk btfo thor is always fun
>>77679656
This isnt fate getting rekt.
One, he has a doctorate, so he is a doctor.
Two, Harley's a doctor... of psychology. NOT medicine.
>>77684735
Fucking pathetic, Flash.
>>77679656
He's a doctor of archaeology, you sanctimonious scenegirl!
>>77684757
>>77684939
I don't know nothing, but doesn't psych still have you go to med school while archeology doesn't?
>>77683392
>>77683397
>>77683404
>>77683413
Visually, this fight looks like a Hell of a lot of fun.
>>77684119
Old football injury.
>>77685124
How can he tell where the asshole is
>>77682390
The Rogues used to hold a contest for best anti-Flash weapon.
>>77685195
maybe he explores with his finger?
>>77675138
he could tell her that without being a douchebag
>>77672555
Well, I mean...
Mogo doesn't socialize.
>>77682489
That Time Dr. Strange Became Baron Mordo.
fuck OFF hickman.
>>77682590
honestly is beating the shit out of iron man even an accomplishment now
anybody can do it
>>77682490
From examining panels 7 and 8 I can see that Peter dragged Wolverine at least a block away before he shouted. Considering that his land speed is supposed to be over 60mph if he feels like sprinting I think it's safe to say Wolverine got dragged pretty far. Too damn close to be shouting that and all but it's still at least not directly outside his house.
>>77682786
I just wish she stuck with the Hellfire Club or Magneto instead of eviling up the X-Men.
Or her actual changing her life arc in Gen X before Morrison decided it'd be hotter if she stayed in villain mode allatime.
>>77683392
>>77683397
>>77683404
>>77683413
Did.
Did Stilt-Man just drop kick She-Hulk into a moving subway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sxo2yhchDI
Rocket brings the pain.
>>77684063
Seriously Jean, you're his resurrected wife and you're touching him.
>>77685195
He could see infrared and was just pretending not to see him all along.
>>77668740
Why does Luke have lego hands?
>>77684642
The problem with most BTFO Logan moments is that Logan'll fucking kill you.
So he's got to lose, because he can take being hurled out of a building and the people who talk shit to him can't.
In the old days this was balanced by him thinking to himself, "Okay, do not murder the old woman." but he's chilled out enough in modern marvel (before they killed him I mean) that it wasn't really a question anymore.
>>77684973
Yeah but you don't know how to preform surgery.
>>77672611
The last time this line mean anything.
>>77674081
damn thats like doom the cartoon or something.
>>77676356
Iunno. Why don't you ask him?
>>77674832
>>77674924
Bob was 2gud for this world ;_;
>>77676689
this is the third time aunt may has wrecked some overpowered dude in this thread. Is she some sort of deity or something.
>>77686409
Yes
>not praying at the alter of May
Heathen
>>77685879
supes wishes he fucking fought like a butler
What's with making super fit heroes have unhealthy addictions like smoking and alcoholism that never impair their physical condition?
>>77686516
Because "wheeze wheeze my lung capacity's less than it would be without smoking!" isn't a very good action sequence.
>>77686577
But it can be good comedy.
>>77685972
Maybe, but it feels so good when he gets rekt.
>>77686065
Really? Captain Cold can't handle these bitches?
Why they always gotta treat him like a chump. Dude tangles with The Flash!
>>77682441
Lex likes to hit on waitresses and other lower-income women, offering them the life of their dreams to be his fuck buddy for awhile.Then drives off before they can say yes, leaving them to their shitty lives with the knowledge they would throw their loved ones away for a shot at the life he promised.
>>77675183
>>77674797
i love you plas.
>>77682390
>>77682418
>>77682666
>>77686690
Weirdest part of this is how into it Mercy is. "Oh boy sir you got her good didn't you!"
>>77685636
She's the one being a self-important douche.
>>77687304
Tangled Web was the best Spider-Man series ever.
>>77673291
dirty kike mutie getting told
a.k.a things that could never happen since 2000 or so.
>>77670875
typical Ennisfag
>>77687694
>Implying Hitman is bad
where do you think you are
>>77684973
>>77686127
More to the point, it doesn't make you a vet
Official "fanart" from an Italian Disney magazine.
>>77686371
He's coming back anon, I believe with all my heart.
>>77677125
He copied that speech from The Godfather.
>>77687304
jesus
>>77677456
getting treated like a mutie
>>77683649
Rucka's most recent Punisher run, I believe. It's where all the Solid Frank pages come from.