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Hey there guys...wanna do some rubeface?
Hell yes it is. Better dead than not-Red
First for OT3
And just because of the potential, here's the original
Gee, I wonder.
I figured it meant a literal succumbing to the threat of the Grimm, giving up or being killed in battle, or that it could mean they're supposed to uphold the safety of all people (which is why there's supposed to be no kingdom allegiance) and not compromise the safety of the public for their own gain.
Nothing's different, they've always been rather elitist about things. Like they used to say Naruto wasn't allowed on the board, despite it being made by the Japanese, for the Japanese, in Japan, because of it's quality and the people who liked it. And while I'll give them that RWBY isn't an anime and never was, a manga made by the Japanese and for the Japanese is /a/ material. Needless to say, due to the source material the manga comes from, they aren't very happy that their mods have allowed it to exists there.
>Fighting in those sleeves
>Qrow drinks because he never got to tell Summer how he felt about her
>"You're my offspring."
>"I still don't understand."
>"Ruby... Your Summer and I had sex and I knocked her up."
>"Slow down! Slow down!"
>"You are my spawn!"
>"Awwwww... Wait. What?"
>"I'm your daddy!"
>"Sigh... Sometimes the one who's been hunting with you for 10 years is closer to you than you think."
>"Awwww. Pappa Qrow!"
Wait for the dramatic reveal when Qrow dies.
>"Never got to tell you... Wasn't ...Important... At the time"
>"Uncle, please hold on! Help!"
>"Ruby, I'm already dead, Ruby, please listen!"
>"No, NO! Stop! Don't talk like that! Yang, get help!"
>"RUBY! LISTEN TO ME!"
>"STOP! You're going to be alright! It's gonna be fine!"
>"I'M YOUR FATHER!"
>"I'm your father. Just... It would take too long to explain."
>"No... That... Stop. You're lying..."
>"I'm sorry, I did everything I could..."
>"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry."
>"DON'T YOU DIE!"
>"NO! NOT YOU TOO, NO!"
>Ruby finally snaps
>She realizes Crescent Rose can't die
>Starts talking to CR
>CR is her new family
Add in the Oscar bait music
and it's gold.
Anime Cliche Checklist:
>I'm your father
>Going for help is useless
>The mentor dies
>The cheerful character loses it
>Oscar bait music
>Death means things are serious now guis
>Passing on the weapon
> "I'm your dad, Ruby."
> "W-what? Really?"
> "Yeah... I'm sorry I never told you, but we all thought... we thought it'd be better for you."
> "But why?"
> "Look at me Ruby. I'm a mess. And before I was even worse. I could never be the father you needed me to be, but... I could be a great uncle."
> "You were..."
> "I'm sorry, Ruby... I'm so sorry."
> "...So now what?"
> "I don't know... I hope... I hope we can try to... to make up for lost time."
> "...I'd like that."
> "Hey, why'd Ruby get you a present for father's day and didn't get me anything?"
> "Oh yeah! Funny story. I really wanted a new drill, but I was flat broke so..."
>implying this isn't already canon
She's married to that thing in her mind. She calls it her sweetheart. The only reason she's not legally married to it is because they won't let her marry underage.
>won't let her marry underage
My serious addition would be /x/ /g/ /an/ & /his/. They'd be an interesting dynamic, I think. Then again, I also have no clue what any of their -tans are, so.
But going by board type, y'know. I think that'd be an interesting team.
It's not like it'll tell anyone
It'll be their little secret
>Crescent Rose breaks in battle
>Ruby breaks as well
>Moves in with the remnants of JNPR
>Turns into Pic Related
>Starts attending 'classes' filled with her
deadfriends and family
>Randomly bursts out laughing at Yang's puns
when she's alone
>Occasionally asks Blake
's bookswhat she's reading.
>Tries to encourage Pyrrha to ask out Jaune, one of them's been dead for months.
/g/'s is kinda creepy, imo, but I don't see one for /his/ so.... maybe replace them with /lit/? you'd get the same effect.
also, to fix the gross /g/, how about we replace him with /po/ or /sci/? seems like a good team either way.
>Later, Ruby sees Qrow from her window trying to pay for parking
>Looks like he's short.
>Jaune's walking by.
>Qrow waves to him and he comes closer.
>Ok, now he's saying something to Jaune.
>Jaune's hugging him.
>I...Is Jaune crying?
>He's lending him some money.
>Jaune notices Ruby and waves to her, jumping up and down.
>"Ruby! Ruby, can you believe it!? Your uncle is my dad! Oh, at long last!"
>/adv/ isn't an anon in some sort of late night radio talk show set
I think it was just that they were one of the first boards that got personifications (If I remember right, it was /b/, /co/, /ck/, /x/, and /d/ that got them, then way later on the other boards made them in response.) Plus they spell cock.
...Is that really it?! Well.
> Yang comes into the dorm looking sick.
> "Hey Yang, what's wrong?"
> "I don't want to talk about it."
> "Aw, but we can talk about anything!"
> "Trust me, just... just don't ask."
> "...Did Qrow need something?"
> "Yeah, he asked me to help him move, why?"
Before some unspecificed date that I can't remember, the boards were next to each other on the top and bottom board lists, spelling out /co//ck/, so it was funny.
Also, sometimes there'd be food threads here and cartoon food threads on /ck/, so it worked out.
>Qrow's strolling through the park.
>As every girl there checks him out.
>Moms pushing their kids on the swings.
>Girls sitting on benches with their boyfriends right there.
>Even the old ladies are ogling him.
>He pauses his walk at a water fountain and takes a drink.
>Then unscrews his flask for a real drink.
>A stunning woman sidles over to him.
>"So cute!" she squeals.
>"Yeah....we get that a lot."
>As Qrow and Zwei stride away with her phone number, Qrow pats Zwei's head.
>"That's my boy!"
> "I find that incredible."
> "I'm pretty jazzed about it myself."
> "I mean I don't believe it."
> "I didn't raise you to talk back to your father like that."
> "You didn't raise me at all."
> "I would have, if your mother didn't insist I stay away!"
> "Qrow, please leave, I'm very busy."
> "Family should help out family, that's all I'm saying."
> "Ruby and Yang are already on the same team, Qrow. I didn't have to do anything."
> "Oh. Thanks Ozzy!"
>"Yeah, I remember this one time I was doing two chicks at once. They were twins, and they both had twins."
>"Yeah, well, they never asked for child support, so it was actually kind of nice, in a sad sort of way."
>"How is that..."
>"So what I'm trying to tell you is, when you're drunk as much as I am you start to make bad decisions. So don't be, alright?"
>Qrow and Winter are having sex.
>Really going at it.
>Winter's loving it.
>"Oh yeah, you like that, huh?"
>"Give it to me Qrow!"
>"Oh I'm gonna."
>"Fuck me daddy, I'm your girl!"
>"Thanks for what, what did I do?"
>"I can't use that ever again!"
>"This is why people don't invite you to places!"
>"People don't invite me to things?"
>So Dad I've been having these urges.
>And it's weird and I'm confused and I keep wondering I'm a freak for having them.
>Well Jaune you're weird for only having them now but those urges are perfectly normal.
>Yeah. And its fun. Why I could tell you some times...with twins...uh.. but yeah it's perfectly normal.
>So Dad there's nothing wrong with the fact that I keep having these urges to conquer the world and fill Beacon wall to wall with concubines and the impaled heads of my enemies, defeated physically and mentally?
>...what did you say was your last name again?
>"Hey, I've got a hangover here! Shut the hell up or I'll tell you about the night you were conceived."
>"You've told me three times, dad."
>"FUCK! I knew I should have saved that for something special."
>"You did. My last birthday. You told everyone there."
>Winter finds out she had sex with a dad
>She gets hit with an early mid life crisis
>Keeps asking if she's still young and pretty
>"So, young man, we've seen your resume and we'd be proud to have you work for us."
>"Thank you, but I'm not quite prepared for an interview at the moment, my apologies."
>"Completely understandable. I just wanted to know when e could get in contact with..."
>"So anyone wanna know how this little faggot came to be?"
>"I beg your pardon?"
>"Excuse my father, if you will- He's like this sometimes."
>"Well, too fucking bad! Here we go."
>"I'm so sorry, I specifically requested there be no alcohol present for this reason."
>"Brought my own, now shaddup! So we had been dating for, like, two months, and..."
>"That reminds me, you've still got that court appearance in two weeks."
>"That court appearance can suck my dick like your mother did- which, to her credit, was excellently."
>"Father, you can't keep this up."
>"I know. Eventually, I'm finally going to outpace my liver. It'll be awesome."
>Ruby. Why are you dressed like that?
>I'm a concubine!
>Do you know what a concubine is?
>If it wasn't for the fact that I once watched Summer chase her cloak's tail for half an hour I really would think you're doing this on purpose. How exactly did Juan
>Jaune convince you to do this?
>He said that I could have any weapons of weapons he found because "AN ARC CONQUEROR ONLY NEEDS A SWORD TO KILL THE REBELLIOUS AND A SHIELD TO PROTECT THE FAITHFUL."
>And he said it exactly like that?
>In capital letters?
>...this is a six whiskey kind of problem.
No. Shes just a normal student. Doing normal student things on her normal student scroll. Cinder would never be evil!
It doesn't matter, you fell right into her trap
All according to keikaku
See! Cinder is great!
Her choice of clothing is all part of the keikaku.
>Look Ironwood I think you're stupid.
>I think you're a cock sucking, jackboot, partially homosexual thug who jacks himself to sleep every night by the thought of invading other countries and who os probably molesting his assistant.
>Qrow is there a point to this?
>Yeah. A boy I was mentoring-
>He thinks I'm his dad. Anyways I was mentoring him and I may have accidentally encouraged him to become a war lord and collect girls for a disturbingly large harem. And since you're somebody who does that kind of thing every day including murdering orphans I thought you might be able to tell me how to get him to stop.
>A warlord collecting a harem?
>Yeah. Well it's not really a harem. All he's been able to get is some redhead and Ruby, who I'm pretty sure is only in on it for the violence, but he's been doing surprisingly well on the conquering part.
>I remember when I was that young and I wanted to be a conqueror.
>Why did I ever give up on that dream.
> Oh no.
>It's too late Qrow. This is happening.
thats a shame. I might try to come up with some shit for a shitty D20/percentile system for homebrew.
I just wrapped up a Dark Heresy series that lasted a year and a half so now we are all on break, and since im not GMing I don't have to do anything other then character gen for Shadowrun
The tale of Qrow's First Drink, as requested by an anon a few threads ago:
>"This is a horrible idea."
>"This is a fantastic idea."
>"Raven, you don't have to do this."
>"I want to do this Qrow, and no amount of WINEing from you will BEER able to convince me not to."
>Qrow Brandwen let out an exasperated sigh
>It seemed Taiyang's influence on his sister was stronger than his own
>Well, if you can't beat 'em...
>"Alright, count me in."
>"Alright then boys, you know what to do."
>With that last line, Raven gave Taiyang a peck on the cheek and Qrow a flick to the temple, and entered one of her semblance's portals.
>"Alright Qrow, let's do this."
>"Was that a kiss just then?"
>"I'll explain later. You ready for Operation Booze Cruise?"
>"I... It's to late to back out now, isn't it."
>" 'Fraid so there, bud."
>"Then let's just get this shitshow over with."
>"That's the spirit! Heh, SPIRIT..."
The plan was simple enough, in theory.
Taiyang and Qrow would walk into the convenience store, browse for a bit, and come to the counter with as many snacks as they could carry.
At this point, Qrow would text Raven to let her know to begin Stage Two: Retrieval.
Raven, now back in their dorm room at Beacon, would be able to open a portal in the store for quick transfer of the goods.
While Retrieval was ongoing, Taiyang and Qrow would draw out the transaction for as long as needed to distract the cashier.
Once Raven had pilfered as much liquor as she wanted, the boys would buy whatever they actually wanted and bail.
If everything went smoothly, they would have one hell of a weekend and everyone would be none the wiser.
In practice, there turned out to be one variable that Taiyang and Raven hadn't fully accounted for.
This reminds me of the time I tried being a GM. I kinda let my players get/do whatever they wanted.Things got rapey, keyblades got invovled, it all turned into a mess
Oh come on, she's hardly emo. Just look at that cute smile! She's probably got a shy, more reserved Ruby-type personality.
You could probably just homebrew a hunter/huntress class for D&D 5e.
Hell I'll probably do that anyway.
...and maybe post it once I finish some greentext stories I'm working on.
It was kinda a joke, but who the hell deliberately hides most of their face during a group photo?
She must have been the most easily spooked person ever when she was a kid.
Still cute, all things considered. I'll bet she was the person everyone turned to for advice when shit hit the fan emotionally.
Anima is a pretty good system for it. It's all about cuhrazy anime physics and shit like that. You might needs to do a little homebrew to adequately capture the RWBY weapons but that shouldn't be a huge obstacle.
>That's what I said.
>Yeah. Well dad I need your advice on something.
>Is this about stopping your conquering of the know planet?
>Then what is it?
>What exactly are you supposed to do with a concubine?
>"Wait, hold up. You've never had sex?"
>"I'm a failure as a parent. Get the car keys, you're driving."
>"Where are we going?"
>"The Ladies of the Lake. Trust me, they're fantastic."
>"Just shut up and drive, I'll explain when we get there."
>A Beyblade campaign
I want this now. I want it a lot
>So you don't know what a concubine is for?
>But you're trying to get more while also conquering the planet.
>Well seeing as I only have two so far I have to.
>Two? Aren't you in control of a third of Remanent?
>How do you only have two girls if you've conquerored that much of the world?
>Well they're the only two who've said yes.
>Juan I got to explain some stuff to you.
>So these two girls. Who are they?
>Ruby and Pyrrha.
>Ruby and Pyrrha.
>And what exactly have you been doing with my niece, Juan.
>It's Jaune dad. And we've mostly been playing board games.
>Board games. Mostly just two player stuff but I've been thinking about breaking out the monopoly board so Pyrrha can join in. She keeps showing up and saying Master I've found new land for you to conquer and when I explain to her I'm busy with Ruby she looks really sad.
>How are you still alive.
>Tfw you will never be able to bake her cookies
>Tfw you will never be able to knit her a sweater with love in every stitch
Oh. So I ended up doing this thing from the last thread and just curious if some people agree with my choices and if others think I've got shit taste.
How many times do I have to tell you anon!? Let the Bun be!
It's interesting. I think I might have seen this Beaconship before, but why the Reese and Winter love? I like them both, but neither are anywhere near top 10 material. You the guy who likes skater chicks?
And I got yelled at when I put Sage below the dog?!
If we don't bully her then she'll have no purpose, no reason to exist. She'll fade into the void without constant ear-pulling and name-calling.
Is that what you want SOUP, is that really what you want?
Yeah actually, though I blame that on experiences through middle and high school.
As for the Winter love, honestly really enjoyed the interaction between her and Qrow enough to place her highly.
Can't please everyone.
>Weiss in 11th
Honestly thought she would have been higher as I was making it a few hours ago.
It's a Monsters Inc-type situation. Ya'll think that the negative actions do the most good. What if the Bun need not be sustained through bullying, but through
I love how Blake is regularely outmatched by better faunus Sun in those things
Look at the way she acts and dresses! She doesn't even have lunch or classes with her team, she seeks out situations where she's isolated and with bullies. It's only natural she gets bullied.
this shit right here doesn't cease to shit me off
I hope well never see a voice actress cosplaying as Neo.
Eh, I love cosplays, and someone being an "official" Neo would be neat. Besides, people would go insane for a real-life version of her black disguise character.
Is Neo one of the harder cosplays to match 90% accuracy?
Guys. I'm... kinda doing a thing.
make a self-insert character
make them date Blake
Honestly just started.
Thinking it'll sort of start off in Vale, and you can choose to go towards whichever path you like. If I'm motivated enough, might post the source up on github
or a related repo
I'm not super creative though, so I feel I may need some help in the writing department.
Also, I'm bound to make typos, like >>77660423 said.
Hit me up sometime. Writing a bit for this could be fun, or just smoothing out the wrinkles in other people's writing. Last time someone was going around talking about a VN I got confused with a lack of direction, but if you give me a solid objective I'd love to give it a shot.
not a big fan of the TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD OF FANTASY AND ADVENTURE trope, personally. Didn't work way back in "The Worm Ouroboros", doesn't work now.
Prose seems very solid.
Will there be a combat system?
Also, anyone here remember the random weapons generator? might help in creation of OCs or just for fun.
From the looks of this text adventure project, I think it might help to recruit some aide like SOUP and MilesM said.
>Last time someone was going around talking about a VN
I do remember that. I didn't even know what was happening there, just that no one else seemed to know what was happening either.
To avoid a repeat of that, I'll try to plot out a few courses for the story first, before anything. Would it be a good idea to try starting with one "route" at a time?
>Will there be a combat system?
Possibly. Depends on how many RPG elements I want to include. Might overwhelm myself if I decide "include all the things".
At the very least, I'm thinking of having an option to "select" a semblance (unless anons just have no soul)
>"They're just misunderstood, can't you see they're the real victims here!?"
Except Yuki was never broken in Gakkou Gurashi, there are plenty of signs that point to her faking it for the other girls sake. Pic related, if she was broken why didn't she draw Megu-nee?
Could Blake stop ISIS? Those fuckers aren't exactly competent but very resilient.
How would Remnant's Detroit look?
Would the dominant population be faunus?
Not already relsing that CR is already Ruby's true love.
We will never see an arc where Ruby has some quality time with CR.
Ruby don't care
>Implying NSA was not watching before
Here's a short outline I have so far. Nothing detailed written.
Start new game
>Wake up in a city, and realize you're no longer in front of your computer reading smut. After a quick look around, you recognize Vale, and wonder if you're dreaming, high, or really fell into the world of Remnant (there's oddly very little clipping)
From here, you pick between a couple options:
>Ask for directions at the nearby "Dust till Dawn": There, you have a chance encounter with Ruby, who happens to be reading up on weapon specs. This would set you on a track to joining Beacon, and possibly associating with that group.
>Alternatively, there could be other options (that I haven't thought of) that could have you follow Emerald or Mercury back to their hide-out.
Alternatively I could ditch the "anon dumped in Remnant" idea, and have the hero be a random resident of the world.
Yeah, he'd have an Aura, probably explained by some circumstance like "Aura just doesn't work on Earth".
Well, having him just be rice paper in the RWBYverse could make for some interesting story, but I don't know how that would go.
>my waifu has enough standards and good sense to stay away from me
Maybe, but Menagerie would not have had the issue of human flight like Detroit had white flight.
Let's have a little history shall we.
Before the riots Detroit was considered a "model city."
After the riots, plenty of families and bushiness owners up and left the city, mostly because when federal troops were called in to stop the riots insurance did not cover the damages.
With this reduction is jobs and tax base city services began to decline.
Crimes such as drugs, murder and arson climbed.
Mayor Kilpatrick, his cabinet and the Detroit city counsel all took money from the city for personal use.
The the economic crisis of 2008 dealt a blow to all of Michigan, Detroit especially.
Flint has gone down a the same road, and Pontiac & Saginaw to a lesser extent.
Stop clowning around Uncle...
Qrow ? Qrow ? QROOOOW !
I'm sorry, it was the first thing that popped into my skull.
>Press a switch on the shotgun to morph it into a javelin
>Flip another switch and then throw the javelin at your enemy
>Once the javelin nears/strikes a target, it triggers the transformation back into a shotgun
>Shotgun fires, the RWBY-level recoil propelling the gun back into the hands of the wielder
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you do close-range shotgun damage from a distance. You can have that one, free of charge.
>Only person with a polarity semblance
>It hasn't even been confirmed people can have the same quirk
Even though it seems highly likely
>Surprised that people reach the same conclusion
I hope someone has an aura stand. I think that'd be some cool shit. Actually, I want to see semblances not suited to combat too, something to build the world with.
Like maybe a chef has a weak heat semblance, not fire, just heat.
Or a water-purifier just hanging out near the ocean, handing out desalinated drinks.
the thing about that is that to get the Semblance you need to unlock your Aura which is done by some silly ritual that you presumably go through at battle school so the only ones who have it are the Hunters and Huntresses.
> "What's your semblance?"
> "I can communicate with fish."
> "Well, that must be handy, you being a fisherman and all."
> "You'd think so, but it's not like they have to do what I tell them."
> "Huh... I never thought of that."
> "Yeah. So pretty much I just hear them begging for mercy when I throw them in the cooler."
> "...Ever think of changing jobs?"
> "Every. Day."
Semblance absolutely is Aura; it's the active expression of aura as opposed to the passive healing and force-field. Not everyone with an unlocked aura understands their Semblance, but they still need it unlocked to have it and use it.
It kind of makes you wonder how the characters unlocked their semblances.
>Pyrrha played with magnets and ruined her parent's computer
>Yang gets the shit beaten out of her by bullies
>Nora stuck a fork into a wall once
>world full of people with mild superpowers
>society would break down if everyone was out being a hunter
>make up useless semblances to make people work minimum wage jobs that keep society functioning
"So wait, my semblance is... knowing where things go on a shelf?"
"Indeed it is! And good news, I heard Geoff's Dust and Merchantile is hiring!"
>Remnant Chicago is literally bunch of Ursa playing the Superbowl Shuffle on repeat for all of time
>Every minimum wage job in the world is run by that one old guy though.
>Secretly he has godlike power
>He has never realized it because he's been a laborer his whole life
>He does not die, he ascends
>Suddenly all the frustration from working a lifetime of dead-end jobs overwhelms him
>A shadow falls over Revenant
>He, or 'they', are happy to live a peaceful life
>Never liked fighting
>Cinder shows up and wrecks some shit
>His shops, gone
>His trucks, destroyed
>His rage, infinite
Cinder vs Shopkeep One Man Army when?
But it's specifically Goeff's
There's too much open space in that pic. We need more.
And now I'm finding out that the one part I wanted to find (Tiny Penny vs. the Bird, instead of Tiny Penny just being horribly mangled) isn't in the archive anymore.
I really hope someone makes some art of ABRN wearing the Haven uniforms
Think of your favorite character.
It's time for their root canal...
How does it go?
I'm not sure. If not one at a time, maybe just have a clear skeleton of things that ought to happen and how it ends? I've only played half a VN, so I wouldn't know how to really lead making one.
>X-Ray keeps pointing out the stupid inconsistencies regarding Aura, Grimm and Dust
I never knew I wanted this until now
>"What, you're telling me they just handed out superpowers at your schools? That's bullshit!"
>"Well it's a little more complicated that th-"
>"Do you know what we had to go through to get our powers? We had to put up with the most infuriating genius constantly patronizing us every time we spoke to her. And for what? lasers that hardly ever help and the ability to get our asses kicked in slow motion!"
>"Those don't sound that ba-"
>"But no, you guys just pay your school fees and BAM, you're the Flash or Magneto."
>"Actually the kingdom pays for all school expenses"
>"Well that's just fantastic, I'm stuck in a world full of super heroes who are better than me AND they're all a bunch of communists!"
Not sure I have the ability for that, actually. I'll probably do as everyone says and consult our resident writers about it.
But I don't have anything too solid yet, so it feels like I'll just be pushing the work onto others..
I love Sun and Neptune, so you're barking up the wrong tree with that. I adore the Pyrrha vs CRDL fight, but Cardin isn't even good in that. If Russel and Dove were in Beaconship I'd rank them higher than him during the fight.
Wasn't it Oobleck who first drew the audience's attention to Velvet?
And besides, it was my heart that led me to Velvet, not Cardin.
Best girl loving best girl not loving you.
>He introduced you to Velvet
I'll give you that-
>and taught Jaune a valuable lesson about standing up for himself.
Eh... Jaune has the potential to not suck later on.
>Arslan and Reese are changing.
>Arslan realizes Reese wears three sports bras to keep everything in place during her boarding.
>"Reese, where the hell have you been hiding those?!"
Sun's a high-tier guy. You're just jealous.
Holy fuck anon, stand down! Stand down!
I kinda want you to do it though...
Whoops. You're not jealous, >>77663327 is. My love will not be swayed.
Hey guys, it's been a while.
Auramancer is still happening, I just need to find the time to sit down and crank out a first chapter. Also, enough time to psychologically prepare myself to confront and come to terms with my own autism several paragraphs in.
In the meantime, let's have some fun.
Describe a RWBY character using only a song from the 1980's.
I want anon to shit on a piece of paper and post it on the internet. Velvet, since she is not a picture, remains unharmed, but anon just did some seriously weird shit. Who's the one who'll wind up being ridiculed here?
It's pretty good, but why's Ozpin so low?
And why's neptune so high?
>FE RWBY hack
Never knew I wanted this.
I really don't care about Ozpin. He's done nothing in RWBY to keep his people safe and every "wise" thing he's said has been nonsensical bullshit. Most of that is Miles and Kerry's fault, but if they want me to worship their anime Dumbledore they better make him actually worthy of it.
Neptune's got a lot of personality, I like his design and weapon, and he makes me laugh.
>There are actually people who don't like the BGC
Just finished the demo. So far my only complaint is some of the portraits, but that's a common problem with fan hacks. Everything else handles alright, though it's a bit hard to tell from just the one map which is the FE8 link arena, and only 4 enemies (JNPR). Gotta say, toughest enemy is either Ren or Nora, Nora hits like 5 trucks, but Ren is an Assassin and proc'd Silencer on two of my units and killed them outright on my first attempt. Pyrrha is decent, Jaune hits for scratch damage. Yang hits on the hard side, but is blind, like Nora, Ruby is all around decent like Pyrrha, Blake is the fastest but not too weak, and Weiss has the lowest Str of RWBY but she's not Jaune levels of pathetic.
>Anyone besides Doc and O'Malley
Just saw that Beaconship got updated
Rate my new taste
>Neptune is still last
It's missing Pyrrha right above him, but it still made me chuckle.
Smug blue haired anime reaction picture time?
>no blue haired character except for Neptune
Time for an oldie but goody.
Make a RWBYesque name.
Here's your weapon
Here's your semblance (roll until you get something not OP or makes sense)
Hard mode: Write a short/draw your results
Just thought of the name right now.
Aw shit. Modular machinery designs gives me pleasure as a whole.
A Glaive combined with a submachine gun.
>Get a cool weapon
>My power makes it basically useless anyway
I'm not complaining though
>Sheath + Rocket launcher
I was gonna describe the concept of aura being used as a direct attack method since blood doesn't exist in RWBY, but... A sheath + rocket launcher, I can't handle this.
>"THAT WEAPON! YOU MUST FIGHT LIKE ADAM!"
>It's not a sword handle at all, it's an RPG
I can't deal with this. It's some type of gold.
>a sledgehammer combined with dual-wield pistols
I can't believe how close this is to what I had in ind.
>Max Brain Capacity
>Precog, Telekinesis and Telepathy
I'm set to go.
>Basil's weapon will be a dagger combined with dual-wield light machine guns (LMG).
So what, I'm fucking Ren now?
So I'm Ren with a (Press X to Dodge) button.
>A quarterstaff combined with bolt-action sniper rifle
I will shape RWBY to the show it was meant to be. With Memes
>weapon will be a kite shield combined with an automatic shotgun .
Why must a sick weapon be paired with knowing which way is North?
Can't wait to NTR Jaune because I understand Pyrrha in ways he never could