>douche the show
Why are we letting our kids watch this?
>see a few episodes of this
>Alvin actually IS a huge dildo, every episode he acts like an unneeded cunt
>saw him let their school go to shit because he blackmailed his own brother
>constantly gets grounded but just waltzes out of his room and ends the episode with "dont worry i learned this time *SLY WINK TO THE AUDIENCE*"
>physically attacks his brothers
>treats dave like an absolute doormat instead of the older "pushover but still my dad"
what a fucking faggot face holy shit
but I work at an elementary school and the amount of kids that look like this is appalling
and it's a fairly diverse one, too. I'd hate to be at a sister school in a richer neighborhood.
>Simon gets Alvin to take his place for the kissing scene in the school play
>turns out Alvin is a great kisser and all the bitches be getting wet over Simon because they think he's a great kisser
>eventually Simon confesses it was really Alvin
>Alvin now expects all the bitches to be wet over him now that they know he's really the great kisser
>all the bitches still be wet over Simon because he admitted the truth
There are a lot of children's shows about atrocious douche bag protags. Here's a few.
>Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
>Fairly Odd Parents
>The Amazing World of Gumball
>Teen Titans Go!
Yeah, Lil' T is the cute one of the group.
ITT: /co/, a board full of millenials, desperately searches for an excuse to bitch about "kids these days" so they can feel like they're "One of the good ones, not like all those other bad millenials"
>There are a lot of children's shows about atrocious douche bag protags. Here's a few.
Back in the 1930s and 1940s, Popeye, Donald Duck, and the early Bugs Bunny were the original douche bag protags. In the 1950s, early Dennis the Menace in comic acted almost exactly like the current Alvin—bad attitude and he gets away with it.
These douchey characters almost invariably soften with time (today, Dennis is a sweet little boy). Alvin is a rare example who seems to have gotten worse, but it hardly makes him uniquely bad.
Even if the current show sucks.
How is Timmy a douche? When the whole point of the show is "be careful what you wish for" then obviously the main character has to make stupid, inconsiderate choices for the story to move. But he always learns from them. Not like a half assed Family Guy "lesson'', but a legit well written look back on the fuck up. Timmy's made some of the biggest sacrifices just so other characters can be happy.
>I'm not like OTHER guys because I'm calling out the other guys who claim to not be like the OTHER guys
Don't act like you're any less of a just regular guy than the rest of us bub ;^)
But that's wrong. Chuck Jones had set a rule thatBugs could never start a fight. He could only go and humiliate other character after they were dicks to him. Elmer Fudd literally tried to kill him for sports, for the starters. And even then, when Bugs abuse of Elmer went too far and audience started to feel bad for the guy, they replaced him with a character who was devoid of all his sympathetic traits - Yosemite Sam. And later did the same by having Bugs fight Marvin, who was pretty open about wanting to blow up the entire planet.