>Captain America says Ma Kent's apple pie is not quite

nothing

>>77638053
Superman does that fly around the world backwards thing so there can be a bake-off.

>>77638053
They laugh and get back to their wholesome Thanksgiving Dinner.

>>77638053
"All the more for the both of us then, chum"

Batman starts crying.

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>>77638053
They exchange recipes to discover the truth.

>>77638053
Clark agrees because Martha doesn't make apple pies.

"A dead woman can't make pies Steve."

>>77638256
rekt

>>77638084
/thread

>>77638053
>Implying Captain Americas mom made apple pie
Second generation Irish immigrant growing up during the great depression doesn't get apple pie.

>>77638053

Cap'n Murrika's shield gets bent into a tiny toothpick

>>77638256
HAHO

>>77638299

Checkmate

>>77638053
>Captain America says Ma Kent's apple pie is not quite as good as his mom's
>WHAT HAPPENS


He is a filthy catholic irish fag, his mother didn't knew how to make apple pie

>>77638053
Steve was dirt poor, his mom probably just cooked can beans and other poor city folk food.

If he ever got to eat apple pie it was donated to him from pity.

Supes asks to try Cap's mom's.

Supes realizes Cap's mom isn't alive and apologizes.

You'd think being BFFs with Batman the dude would have more tact when it comes to dead parents.

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>>77638053

Superman snaps her neck.

>>77638299
>>77638299
so... potato pie?

>>77645543
So who is a bigger qt? Cavill or Evans?
Bonus round: Who rocks a beard better?