Batman would solve a lot of Gotham's problems with this approach.
Batman's not a cannibal
Apart from Condiment King, I don't see many of Batman's villains being super useful at Thanksgiving.
>>77632893
Big mistake on his part is all I'm saying.
>>77633007
Poison Ivy can provide vegetables.
The Penguin probably has a turkey that follows him around. I'm not sure if he's keeping up the bird theme in the nu52.
>>77636869
>Poison Ivy can provide vegetables
so can mr freezeor at least his wife
>>77636927
Savage
>>77636927
Great, now I'm getting uncomfortable flashbacks to a coworker bringing their brain-damaged daughter to the office holiday party.
That shark is adorable
>>77637013
...why?
>>77632832
You forgot the hidden text.
"Apologies to anyone offended that I've gendered gravy."
>mfw
>>77636927
Happy holidays!
>>77637373
When does gravy taste better, when it's made from a female or male animal?
>>77637147
He's a real doctor, with a PHD and all. He's one of the very few smart characters in the comic.
I guess a gigantic yearly salary is 'adorable', you filthy gold digger.
Man Prince Gravy's REAL superpower is keeping that white suit immaculate.
>>77637706
>erasing trans animals
I literally cannot even right now?????
>>77637310
Long story short, I realized that she wasn't as retarded as everyone treated her but couldn't effectively communicate due to her physical disabilities.
>>77636927
Freezer burn
>>77637373
I didn't forget it. It was deemed too delicious for an already tasty comic.
>>77637731
Trans animals aren't real, brah. If anything, they're freaks of nature and should be disposed of before some poor soul might catch their insanity.
>>77632832
Cinnaman is a top tier villain. And Wonderella, fuck you, you didn't take out the eyes when you mashed the potato.
>>77637310
because a coworker brought their brain-damaged daughter to the office holiday party. Lrn2reed
>>77633007
>Calender King would throw a bitchin' Thanksgiving
>>77637829
Fug her son
>>77637829
...she made a play for your D, didn't she?
>>77638456
When dealing with ANYthing trans, the solution should be mental therapy, not surgery.
>>77637731
>trans animals
It's just fucking otherkin. That's the official term, haven't you ever been in one of those deviant art threads?
>>77632832
Nah, it'd never work. The meal would be corrupt, somehow, forcing Batman to investigate. Hell, it'd probably take Alfred hostage before it's even done being cooked.
>>77632832
Where did the turkey come from? I can remember all of them but the turkey.Or is that the joke?
>>77632832
I just noticed T.A.T.O.R. was powering a digital clock in his floating platform.
>>77632893
Neither is Wonderella. Cinnamon, potatoes, gravy, and turkeys are not humans.
>>77643555
It's Presidential Turkey, right next to Strawman, it's the last villain, dude
What's the T.A.T.O.R. acronym stand for?
>>77632832
Oh yeah, the author of this crap hates Batman to death.
But then again, webcomic scum hate anything that is more popular than them.
>>77636927
Fucking destroyed.
>>77637310
probably the picture of T.A.T.O.R.
>>77646653
>butthurt batfag detected
>>77646786
>webcomic loser detected
>>77646803
>webcomic loser
What does that mean?
>>77646930
The story of your life, failed creator.