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Why is he so fucking obsessed with basketball? Is this a thing

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Why is he so fucking obsessed with basketball?
Is this a thing with jewish boys?
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He just likes basketball.

Lot's of kids like basketball.
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Basketball used to be the Jew sport before it became the black sport.
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>tfw there will never be an episode where Stan and Kyle make sweet love while Wendy watches and fingers herself
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Possibly. The Beastie Boys were fucking huge fans of basketball https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rQroB6liTQ
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Kyle is an underrated character
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>>77630394
Kyle is a shit character.
He does nothing but complaining about everything
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>>77629616
>Lot's of kids like basketball.


Yeah like 30 years ago maybe.
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>>77630394

>Kyle is a bland character

ftfy
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I want to run my hands through Matt Stone's Jew curls.
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>>77630394

I'm glad that it became the Cartman and Randy show.
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>>77630394
Kyle is an overrated mouthpiece
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He's Matt Stone's avatar and Matt Stone likes basketball.
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>>77630992
Yeah and now also.
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>>77629594
Guys always want the thing they don't have. Fat guys want to be skinny. Bald guys want hair. Small guys want to be big and strong. Big guys want to be pretty little girls.
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>>77630992
Basketball is the second most popular team sport in America but has the most participants out of every American sports across all leagues, including baseball. The reason being that basketball can be played in any environment, requires very little equipment, and amateur leagues can be set up wherever there's a full sized court.
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>>77631052
the other one is cuter
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>>77629594
it was just a dumb retcon to make the joke for the episode. Never before or since has he shown any interest in basketball more than any other kid
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People like other thing besides comics and cartoons.
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>>77629662
This is South Park after all - who knows.
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>>77629594
It is with Jewish men
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>>77630808
Doesn't that sound like a particular board on 4chan?
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>>77636979
Sounds like all of the internet
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>>77631683
Plus it's a really fun game. Lots of running dexterity and teamwork required.
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>>77630992
It's still very unpopular sport worldwide
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>>77637463

And you got this from what source?
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>>77629594
YES! WHAT ARE YOU? RETARDED?! SHEESH!
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>>77637463
Soccer is gay tho
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>>77638714
Just like ninjas, mang
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There used to be a really proud tradition of American Jewish athletes dominating their chosen fields. Until they realized the Schwoogies were better and they stood to make more money making them the stars.
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>>77638714
DUDE WEARING A HELMET AND RUNNING INTO PEOPLE LMAO
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>>77629594
No, Jews like baseball, it's all math.
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>>77637463
I contest this map, only turf munching faggots like Gaelic football. Rugby and football are way more popular here.
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>>77640165

I thought only spics and Japs liked baseball.
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So blacks are good at sports and have big dicks, Jews are good with numbers and deceit, spics are good at swimming and having huge families. What the fuck do whites have?
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World Series wins:
>US: 111
>Japan: 0

Are they even trying?
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>>77640267
Cubans and Japanese like baseball, Chinese motherfucking LOVE basketball.
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>>77640309

Being awkward, needy, and neurotic blank slates that are more easily influenced by their environment.
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>>77640309
Hockey
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>>77640309
Power
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>>77640341

>Hockey

Canadians are not people. They are white subhumans that like to apologize.
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>>77640340
The word you are looking for is, vanilla.
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>>77640345

>Power

That's Jews.
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>>77630808

nah i think the problem is that he's the moralfag who preaches the episodes message.

>>77637463

North America is weird.
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>>77640309
>spics are good at swimming
They have to be to get across the border
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>>77629594
Yes. Basketball and hip hop. Most of us think we're black.
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Does Cartman hate the Jews because of Kyle or does he hate Kyle because he's Jewish?
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>>77640360

Yes. They are like the generic human class in RPG's. They are the lame jack of all trades that can only be useful unless they associate themselves with outside forces.
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>>77640418
Naw, they're the best fighting force.
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>>77640382

I guess Trump has to fix that then.
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>>77640392
He hates Kyle because he's Jewish.
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>>77640309
Moderately alright with all the above, but look on the bright side with dating statistics you lucky cunt
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>>77640371
Jews are scapegoats, they don't have any real power, the zoroastrians have all the real power.
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>>77637463

That's a list of just most popular though so you lose all other information.
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>>77640479

>zoroastrians

Sounds like some type of dark Jewish magic.
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>>77640439

Look how far they have fallen. Now the only fights they can do is on the internet.
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>>77630992
Where do you live?
How old are you?
Are you even real?
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It's getting very /int/ in here.
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>>77640309
All of the above?
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>>77640309
>blacks are good at sports

Blacks only excel in sports that involve running and jumping. I'm pretty great at them myself.

Whites excel in most other sports, except combat sports. They're kind of crap at BJJ, judo, and sumo, and are only average at wrestling and MMA. And they SUCK at boxing outside of super heavyweight classes which they utterly DOMINATE for some reason.

Asians excel in grappling based combat sports, e.g. judo, sumo, BJJ, wrestling, and they used to be awesome at MMA, but kind of suck now. They also are great at kickboxing in pretty much all its forms including muay thai and karate.
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>>77640439
>>77640528
Military is like 95% white in America and even whiter in yuropooristan.
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In the commentary, I think Trey mentions how deep down he always saw himself as a Bronco because his family all loved them and it was a huge part of his life, but he ultimately came to the realization that he would never be one.
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>>77640513
They gave the Jews the concept of an afterlife.
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>>77630992
Black kids act like it's one of the only 2 sports they're allowed to play.
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I can imagine if society didn't care about racism, scientists can literally discover and label what makes races differ from each other, other than eyes or skin color. Unless you're a literal clone, no one is literally created equal.
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>>77630992
It was pretty damn popular in the 90's as well.
At least on the east coast.
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>>77640246
My fellow of Celtic descent.
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Anyone else wish they were a Jew?
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>>77640553
>Whites excel in most other sports, except combat sports

In that facing Ali movie Henry Cooper said boxing is full of poor people because you won't try to make a life getting punched in the face unless you don't have many options.
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>>77636979
No, it sounds like all of them.
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>>77640628
Races don't exist. Now, before you chimp out and show me the evidence, I'm not saying all humans are the exact same. I'm just saying that Homo sapiens falls under one subspecies. We're more like a sub-subspecies if that makes any sense. or maybe a landrace, like what some dog breeds have. After all, all dogs are under the species Canis lupus.
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>>77640750

Go away Alex Hirsch. Don't you have people to disappoint?
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>>77629594
OP you aren't wrong. I grew up in a Jewish American family. my dad played highschool and college basketball and so do I. I went to an all Jewish high school in MA called Gahn Academy and our team would regularly kick goyim ass.
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>>77641194

If you're Jewish, how come you are not ruling the world instead of dicking around on a Taiwanese sockpuppet forum? Also is it true you people carry Jew gold?
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>>77641282

His mom probably wasn't Jewish.
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>>77641282
stuck at home with the flu
>Also is it true you people carry Jew gold?
I own a gold chain with the hand of god on it which my grandmother got me while we were in Israel. I don't carry it around though.

>>77641307
nah she is
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>>77631643
>Big guys want to be pretty little girls.
For whom?
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>>77640309
Kekoldry.
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>>77630992
>he wasn't welcomed to the Jam
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>>77637463
Spain, greece and other country love basketball, heck in my secundary days I play more basket than football.
Also that map is shit because football is insanely popular.
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>>77641194
What's it's like having no foreskin?
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>>77641784
It sucks tbqh. If I ever have a son he won't be circumcised.
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>>77641860
Is it more sensitive?
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>>77641860
What do you think of all the Jew memes on 4chan?
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I hear basketball is quite popular among Asians too. I remember seeing a buncha of them playing on campus and an Asian kid from anime club, whose exact SE Asian ethnicity I forget right now, half jokingly said how Asians love playing basketball no matter how short they may be.
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>>77640391
Then what about Matisyahu or however it's spelled?
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>>77642227
Less so because they cut off the parts with the most nerve endings. The only upside is that you can last forever in bed . Would rather have it intact.

>>77642237
They're funny as fuck.

>>77642395
We used to play this one private school called Chapel Hill Cahuncey Hall where something like 30% of the students were from South Korea and China. Their team earned the nickname "the great wall of china" for a reason. They lost almost every game.
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>>77642535
mfw other MAfags attending private schools around me invading my safe space

Of course my private high school was Catholic and we played mostly other Catholic schools. Plus football was our main thing. Not that I ever played in either. Hell, I even swapped my later gym class credits for something else.

Even in the Northeast football is pretty big. Hell, BC college football is bigger than soccer. Fuck. Might even be bigger than the Celtics lately. I really should watch the Celtics again.
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>>77642771
>>77642535
What do you guys know about all-girls private schools from your state?
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>>77642972
Why do you ask?
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>>77637463
No coincidence that soccer is popular with poorfags.
All you need is a ball and a couple trees for goalposts.
Literally a pauper's game.
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>>77640309
freezing to death slightly slower and being keked
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>>77630992
That's when Matt and Trey were kids
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>>77629594
Why did you make a thread to bitch about basketball?
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>>77640309

The power to only speak for themselves instead of being forced to constantly be a representative of their entire race.
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>>77644340
probably a manlet
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>>77640309
Jack of all trades, master of none
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>>77640355
Don't forget that they're half bear and often have sexual relationships with yetis.
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>>77630394
Matt and Trey found Kyle and Stan to so much alike they considered killing off Kyle since Kyle was so bland
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>>77640142
DUDE KICKING A BALL AND THEN PRETENDING YOU'RE HURT LMFAO
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>>77640309
being able to get away with things and never being at fault
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>>77640553
>they DOMINATE for some reason

If you consider slavs "white" then yes, it's because they're massive and have decent martial arts if they're Dutch or something. Or they're Russian/Croation and fed PEDs their entire life.
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>>77640628
The concept of race is a human invention, but the traits that we use to characterize the different races do typically have some genetic origin. It's why when a white guy fucks a black girl the baby doesn't come out asian.
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