Do you think the first issue of Sonichu will be worth thousands in the future?
Chris could make mad dosh off of shitty Sonichu merch if he put his mind to it. Hell, he's already starting to.
Trolls are probably the best thing that happened to him from a career standpoint.
>So here's the deal, Francine: you cut me in on at-, on about half of that, half of what you have made, from my name, and my imagery, and whatnot, or otherwise shut-shush on my store down. Shut it down. Because I have all the details abo-, about you, pretty lady-man.
What did he mean by this?
Didn't it burn up in the house fire? Anyways some company should just embrace the madness and give Chris-Chan a miniseries, maybe not Sonichu but I'd love to read a comic about an autistic manchild fighting mall security because they don't want him creeping on girls.
Also his artstyle produces so many unintentional visual gags that it borders on brilliant.
You know you want to /co/, http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu_Comic_Collection
The fact that this is real always makes me laugh.
I understood its from his Facebook, but where is it from ORIGINALLY? I mean, c´mon, Chris didn´t make that, he can´t draw like that and he is not smart enough for that kind of joke.
>implying chris would ever finish anything on a deadline
Then again who knows, even an extremely modest paycheck could motivate him, given that he has such a poor concept of the value of money and he and his mother are probably barely subsisting.
>mfw I'm autistic and I'm doing so much better than Chris
Mere autism isn't enough to create a failure like Chris Chan. It was more like a perfect storm of shitty qualities that gave birth to the greatest celebrity the internet has ever had.
Chris is what happens when an autist is raised by a paranoid and a hoarder who both believe that there's a conspiracy to make their son retarded just because he's autistic.
And even though they both are (or were) mentally ill and responsible for what he's become, his parents are (were) still disappointed in him.
Pretty much, yes.I don´t think we will ever experience another Chris-Chan. He is basically the Chernobyl of autistic internet-fanboy spergs. Never before and never again did everything that could go wrong about a person so perfectliy wrong, its like a beautyfully horrifying puzzle of fail in which all the pieces fell into place perfectly.
Someone post the panel that makes no sense.
It's like, "Go now, don't stop", and then the other monstrosity replies, "Yes, but about the east European rebellion" or some irrelevant shit.
>But during the stone age
I wish I had an updated version of this, with the latest version of Chris.
Yes- thank you
It's been years and I still have no clue what the fuck this is supposed to mean
As far as I know its some kind of backwards thinking around the corner attempt of Chris to make a clever joke. You see, acording to chris cavemen, who lived in the stone age, where slow in the heads, so you had to tell them everything twice.
Yeah, I know, it still doesn´t make any fucking sense.
I think the closest interpretation anyone has is
>You don't have to tell me twice
>But people were stupid during the stone age so you'd have to tell THEM twice.
>You don't have to tell me twice
>But during these crazy circumstances that caused us to end up in the stone age I'd want instructions repeated to be sure.
But after some careful consideration I only know one thing for sure: It's dumb as shit.
Its about the meteor that supposely killed all dinosaurs and shattered the world into continents, Wes being the meteor, but chris is an idiot that thinks the stone age was in the cetacious era and such a small thing would make sense for an asteroid so nobody really got it.
Above interpretations would be funnier if they were the truth tb.h
This fool put any person in his comic that he was friends with. I remember when he thought that girl died so he had her die in his comic. She had two Sonichu and she released them both before burning to death. They cried for like 1 page before getting over it. Why didn't she just have them break her out of the building?
Sonic is his lifelong hero, but before Sonic it was the American Rabbit.
If you've never heard of the American Rabbit that should give you an idea of what his life would be like without Sonic: obsessing over something both shittier and far more obscure.
When he was apologizing, he explained that he only drew the image to suppress his urge to rape her. Dude's got no idea how to function around people.
He did fuck a hooker, if that's what you're asking.
He's also really into Ghostbusters.
Not the successful and popular movie Ghostbusters, but the obscure cartoon based on a more obscure live-action show Ghostbusters.
If someone were smart, they would film him for a reality series, complete with an 80's style intro and theme song, and narration by the british guy who narrates animal documentaries.
You mean that fucking shitty ghostbusters show made by Filmation? God, I had childhood flashbacks of that shit untill I learned that it was actually a thing and not something my retarded childhood mind made up in a sugar rush.
Yeah, it's one of his favorite shows from his childhood.
His taste is always either bafflingly obscure or disgustingly mainstream. That's what makes this image so perfect.
The fat guy is based on Peter Griffon
Chris isn't genetically terrible. He's garbage because his parents were garbage and they allowed him to become garbage and, unlike his half-siblings, he had autism and couldn't realize that his parents were nuts.
I actually bothered to watch that
it's so perfectly cliched and devoid of any character development and conflict that it really does not surprise me at all that it was his favorite movie growing up
It's not like he was born terrible, though. He was just born autistic. His parents nurtured an egotistical shithead.
He's absolutely disgusting and irredeemable, but he didn't HAVE to be like that.
Anyone have the edit with Medjed?
Yeah. People have asked him about the political situation in CWCville and it's pretty unashamedly fascist. Magi-chan uses his psychic powers to spy on everyone in the city so that if anyone has homo sex they can be punished. The city was founded by Chris's father who then passed the mayorship down to Chris.
I think there's worse shit but I forgot it.
He probably sent her a box of chocolates with all the flavors he doesn't like and all the good ones picked out. Then suggested she fuck him again for free as an expression of gratitude for the gift.
This, Chris is a victim in many ways. His parents mainlined him into regular school and never got him any kind of occupational therapy. An aspie like him can absolutely be trained to function in society, but his parents left him to his own devices instead of working on developing any kind of social and occupational skills, and they never supervised him online which allowed him to become a meme. Chris would have had a fucked up mind no matter what but the only reason he became as shitty as he is was because he was neglected.
I don't care what you do. You get all that stuff off of there, tonight.
I don't know. This email was sent to a troll pretending to be his friend as part of a massive troll conspiracy. Presumably these people looked for her, but I imagine a hooker with what is likely a fake name and possibly a fake backstory is probably tough to track down.
I don't think his mother has a job and considering that she literally has parasites living in her ass cheeks I can't imagine her death would increase his expenses at all.
He would inherit any money she has left, blow through that, and then live day-to-day on autismbux. Trolls would probably pitch in from time to time.
I interpreted this as chris pointing out the futility of fighting against fate , pointing out the fall of the dinosaurs was an unavoidable event and that running from the oncoming meteor would be fruitless.
Art is merely one's expression via a medium. It doesn't have to be original, poignant, or containing any technical merit. If you can make it and claim it represents something more than what it's made out of, it's art.
Of course, that means most art is crap. But just because something is creatively bankrupt doesn't mean it's not art.
That's a fair point.
People have been worried about him for a while, his mother is pretty old and terribly unhealthy. I guess without her to pay bills for him he might not even know how to do it.
Maybe he'll find a way to make money on Sonichu
Ok this is news to me. When did this guy start this? He's like 23 or something and this series looks like something an 8 year old would make? Is he the world's biggest autistic Manchild? Give me the sauce! Gimme cringey videos!
Holy shit how long have you been 4chan
This isn't some "fuck off newfag" thing I'm actually curious how long someone can be here and not know about Christian Weston Chandler.
There's a very extensive wiki dedicated to him, his comic, and his YouTube videos. He's the most documented human being in history.
That's fucking amazing.
Chris is the epitome of autistic manchild. He spent about a decade on a "love quest" after he was thrown out of one of his college classes on his birthday for being disruptive. He used to just stand around in public places holding up a homemade sign advertising that he was looking for a "boyfriend-free girl" to be his sweetheart. Sometimes he used a smaller sign designed to fit onto his DS, so he could play video games while looking for a girlfriend.
He wrote shitty comics for years (and has recently started making new ones) and in the earliest comics he included fictionalized accounts of his real encounters with such terrible foes as mall security guards and a girl who once pretended to like him. The greatest villains in his life are the dean of students at his community college (who suspended him for soliciting sex on campus), and his high school graduation.
His greatest accomplishment in life is the creation of Sonichu, a hybrid of Sonic and Pikachu.
He came to trolls' attention when he vandalized his Encyclopedia Dramatica page by filling it with embarrassing facts about himself.
I actually googled this and found chris's ramblings on it, it was a part of a joke he made and didn't tell anybody. IT WAS HALF OF A JOKE HE NEVER TOLD, AND EXPECT EVERYONE TO GET.
>wants to cure homosexuality
>not because he finds flamboyance obnoxious
>not because he wants the human race to expand
>specifically and in his own words because he doesn't want to turn gay
I'm dying. This is the funniest fucking thing.
God Bob, they should stick a generator to his coffin, I bet he is rotating so fast that he could power half of the United States. Sure he was a horrible old racist bastard, but I still feel sorry for him.
If Chris fucks up his probation he is going to give the cops hell. He'll want to be in a woman's prison but will definitely be put in a male prison in a special block. He would be food in general population.
Oh he'd get raped in general population. But he'd get his ass beat a whole lot more. From what most people who encounter him say he stinks. Poor hygiene will get you destroyed in prison. He has no filter on his mouth either. He's incredibly homophobic too. Some prisoners would stand up for him but some wouldn't give a shit about him being autistic and would have him putting kool-aid on his lips. He's going to a special block or a mental facility if he breaks his probation. No doubt about it.
>have him putting kool-aid on his lips
I'd bet he'd learn to do it himself. He's a transwoman now or some shit.
I actually think he became trans just in case he ended up in jail, in an attempt to go to a female prison.
Either way the parole break saga is gonna be the biggest arc yet.
Chris getting back to the Christmas special was awesome. I'm so glad he's doing comics again. The long wait was worth it.
>implying he means anything to Normie's
>He's just a tard that is infamous on the internet for being a tard with a camera; if other mentally challenged people had a camera it'd be the same way.
>Trying to understand Random- Access humour
Don't even attempt it. It's impossible. K.. Keep me posted.
He's Brian Lee Henderson. Apparently, he's legally sane by the state but his Twitter is off the wall crazy (in a funny, nonviolent way). Also, he likes to be kept posted. Most of his tweets are various ways of saying "keep me posted."
>she had done the weed
>i also gave her breasts a good thrusting
>i also told her a bit of myself here and there, including the trolls / cyber bullies
Ohh you poor fool, I bet you dont even know about the second greatest autistic comic known to man
Tails got Trolled, truly one of the greatest works of literature man has ever writen
>people similar to him
>Students for Donald Trump
>When it comes to Chris; the ride never ends
You're in store for a treat. It has one-sided love, betrayal, retardation, Ohio driving, Medallion anal-play and sex toy masturbation.
Pic related's trip to milwaukee reminded me so much of that.
I will never not love how a 20 something could have the art skills of a 5 year old.
It's stranger than fiction.
>my 5:00 made my chin a bit rough
In his mind he looks like this, right?
Truly the (lack of)achievements of Christian Weston Chandler will stand for all of time as a monument to Man's sins. At the End of Days, Chris will be raised from the dead to write comics for the damned and bring madness to the sane.
>and the semen that was mostly outside, a smidge on the condom confirmed it.
All the original comic survived because it was the first thing (along with some toys) Chris tried to rescue from the fire.
Not his mother. Not his pets (one of which actually died). Chris's number one priority were his comic and toys.
Chris is like an Ozymandias. His comics are the only marginally positive proof of his existence.
Learning of his capability to reproduce as a female, Chris-chan Sonichu impregnated himself with a sample of his own semen that he had preserved while in his human form. Graduon attacked Cwcville again, but was thwarted by Chris-chan Sonichu once more. Chris-chan Sonichu now tried to transform back into his human form, but was unable. Two weeks later, Chris-chan Sonichu laid two eggs and could now become a human again. A Sonee named Russel and a Rosey named Cynthia hatched from the eggs three weeks later.
>impregnates himself with a semen sample he had taken while in his male form
I'll never forget when he first went into exile and these pics suddenly showed up like fucking bigfoot sightings.
How has Chris Chan managed to keep himself from committing suicide?
Because in spite of everything, no matter what happens, he still knows that
he will never be Anthony Burch.
Right, a normal person who got his hands on Sonichu #1 would throw it away for the trash he is, but anyone who knows who Chris Chan is would hold onto it for dear life while they sorted out what the best thing to do with it was. Either sell it to the highest bidder or hold onto it for whatever sentimental value it would have to them.
>fire is caused by a Keurig in the bathroom
>I do customer support for Keurig
>Every day I realize that there is always the possibility that I could get a call from a Barb or Christian Chandler of Ruckersville, VA
>she literally has parasites living in her ass cheeks
I couldn't believe it so I had to check the Cwcki:
"In a to Cole from June 29, 2013, Chris tells him that "[he] ought to be over here putting bandages on [their] Mom's holey buttocks." It was not clear exactly what sort of problem this referred to, though it didn't sound pleasant. On October 14, 2013, Chris elaborated in a Facebook post, stating, "my mother stresses me with her continuous rants about her damn miniature scabie flies, her suffering, the low finances and shit!!!" Consensus was that the so called "holey buttocks" were in fact lesions. It is now believed that Barb currently has a colony of parasitic mites (rather than flies) that have burrowed into her bountiful booty. Naturally, while Barb is being eaten alive, Chris whines about having to take care of her"
Well fuck my life
Come on man. It's not healthy to starve yourself.
Chris was well into his tomgirl phase when Bob snuffed it. That was his final memory of his son.
Is it me or is chris turning more into his old self recently? For awhile chris seemed like he changed majorly with all this trans and expectance crap. But recently it feels like this trans stuff is more of a manifestation of his hatred and jealousy of other men and/or a complicated scheme to get closer to women by being one of them. Hearing chris rage about this jeff character kind of made me remember that he's still the goofy virgin with rage that's worth fucking with and not some husk which is actually awesome.
I thought we lost chris forever and this was the end, its a good thing it isn't.
I would grade it after I've made copies of it. Then I would sell the 200+ copies online, after that I would keep reprinting it, all the while having 100s of 1st printings tucked away, after 20 years I would then gradually sell off all of the 1st printings during which I would be signing off the rights to the Sonichu movie because by then Chris will have disappeared mysteriously.
No he didn't, he was an asshole with a successful career and a terrible father. The only one of his children and step-children that didn't cut contact with him in adulthood was the retard. There is literally no reason to pity him.
>complicated scheme to get closer to women by being one of them
This is literally all the tomgirl/trans/Christine bullshit was to begin with. He was initially coaxed into it by one of his e-girlfriends even.
Either way, I wouldn't say he's done anything on par with old Chris recently aside from maybe the Gamestop incident.
i don't think it was entirely a charade. Chris is just so god damn desperate for china he'd be willing to believe anything.
It kind of makes me wonder how he came to realize all that shit about him being a "female soul" how do trans people (but specifically chris) learn that they'd rather/ are(?) a woman in the first place.
He probably went off the deep end and is returning to minimal sanity by his recent success of his stupid fucking merch and resurgence of comics.
>He was initially coaxed into it by one of his e-girlfriends even
Do tell, if there's anything on the wiki I'll be sure to read. I'm really curious how this saga came to be.
> I wouldn't say he's done anything on par with old Chris recently aside from maybe the Gamestop incident
The only thing missing was the death threats.
It would probably be an artsy documentary like "Who the *$&% Is Jackson Pollock?" with a bunch of people talking about the late Chris Chan and some normalfag going on a journey to see if the crayon drawing he has is really the missing page in the final issue of Sonichu.
Would you plan a Sonichu dating sim?
Jackie saga I think it was, around early 2011. They encouraged the whole tomgirl identity thing through a series of emails, and a group of trolls eventually set up a fake forum for tomgirls which they got Chris to join to encourage him further.
It was misinterpretation. Said e-girl (a troll, of course) told him he needed to "get in touch with his feminine side." Of course he had already been wearing women's clothing at that point and started diving deeper into it. He didn't go full tomgirl until Bob died, though, since he was incredibly vocal about it and called him a faggot more than once.
A thousand times yes.
A billion times yes if this theoretical sim made by Chris
He's too deluded to realize how awful his life actually is.
Like he occasionally gets pangs of depression but he's never been able to fully comprehend why. Certainly not to an extent that would lead to him considering suicide. The only chance it might happen is when his mother dies and he finally becomes truly alone.
He's actually trying to get in contact with other members of his family. I think he's trying to reestablish connections so he wont be truly alone when she kicks the bucket.
No one wants to have anything to do with him.
Chris was experimenting with cross-dressing before the trolls encouraged him to go full tomgirl, wasn't he? And he was notorious for assuming female positions whenever he had imaginary sex on camera. He even chose to be on the bottom when he banged that hooker.
Then again, he also insisted for years that he was a STRAIGHT male and not a transsexual or a homo even when he was regularly going out in public wearing drag.
The funny/sad thing is bob was actually the good parent. Sure he's racist and out of touch with modern times but he just tried to steer him in the right direction.
It was barb who lied to him, coddled him and filled his head with all the bullshit. she enabled him and would always tell him he was the victim no matter what and transformed him into what we see today.
>Barb currently has a colony of parasitic mites that have burrowed into her bountiful booty
Still pretty sure this is the latest 'get china' scheme. If he can't do it as a man, maybe he can get some free pussy as a 'gaybian' or 'tomgirl' or whatever the hell he calls it now.
>No one wants to have anything to do with him.
This is the critical thing. NO ONE wants anything to do with him. Bob's own kids wouldn't come to his funeral and everyone in his extended family refuses to have any contact with him. The last person who was on speaking terms with him was Cole and he thoroughly burned that bridge.
The guy has been kicked out of 2 churches for having a toxic personality. He's fucked.
Bob was a paranoid nut who told Chris that a bunch of homos on the schoolboard were conspiring to put him in special education to make him retarded just because he's autistic. I believe it was Bob who moved out of town and took Chris with him so he could go to school in a different district.
He tried to fix Chris later by making him get a degree, making him get a job, and finally signing him up for autismbux when it became clear that he's invaluable of functioning in society, but that doesn't absolve him of responsibility.
Oops, that should be incapable. Gotta proofread shit on this phone keyboard.
I'm not saying it isn't, but it also isn't inconceivable that he might actually be a very confused transsexual. There's evidence.
Then again, I heard Catherine was trans, and he came out as a lesbian right around the time they were "together"
He punished Chris when he spent WAY more than he was allowed to, and made him balance the books on his own to see what his lifestyle was costing him. Didn't stop Chris.
Problem is both his parents were pretty damn lazy. With an Autistic kid, you have to repeat the same message over and over, never letting up because it takes for goddamn ever for any message to sink in. They never did that with Chris. They just taught him once, maybe twice. That's not enough.
>bob was actually the good parent.
No, he was an intensely horrible parent. He was maybe better than Barb, but that's not saying much. They were both paranoid entitled little shits that instilled in Chris the idea that everyone is out to get him and the police/government should be his personal army and numerous of Chris' other personal flaws.
I think Chris has always struggled with gender and sexuality. Chris has admitted to having regular intrusive gay thoughts and furiously faps to Sailor Moon and pictures of Britney Spears to make them go away. I think he's at the very least bisexual, but he's so afraid of being a homo that he tamps it down.
You know, a part of me (I ´ll be the first one to openly admit not the best part of me) can´t wait to see shit going south when Snorlax goes to the big sleep. Chris will be alone, and I mean ALONE, all by himself, he must pay the bills, he must take resposebility, no more hiding behind Moms fat, wormeaten ass. Oh man, shits gonna be biblical. You think the sagas so far have been good? Wait untill you see the Chris vs. Reality saga!
I really was surprised he did this. After all his talk for years and hating gays he decided he's a woman? You think you know how crazy someone is then they keep taking more steps.
Does anyone ever expect Chris to go on a shooting rampage? I mean, aside from his complete incompetence in anything he tries at, he has all the characteristics of a classic shooter
>lives at home
>quickly degrading mental state
If he picks a school or another easy target, he could actually kill a few people. Imagine how valuable his merchandise would become after everyone knows it was made by a mass murder "before the storm"?
It's a brand of coffee maker known for its "one-and-done" disposable cups with exactly one cup's worth of your choice of hot drink. It's basically a coffee maker for people too stupid/lazy to prepare actual coffee in an actual machine.
It's a thing people do, if they receive especially outstanding service or if an unusual demand was met. It's customary to tip lots of people providing you with a service if you cause them a lot of extra trouble. And after fucking Chris, I'd say she deserves one. .
Yeah, but it's easy as fuck to convince him he'd been wronged. All he has to do is have his mind steered in the direction of understanding how to blame things on "society" and suddenly everyone is a free target.
Anon, if you're implying that we should trick Chris into committing a school shooting then you're fucking insane.
He already does blame society for his problems. He just wouldn't attack an individual, especially a child, who hadn't directly wronged him in some way. I suppose he might go after cops if he ever truly loses it, but he's so fat and stupid that he would probably miss every shot and then have his brains splattered across the pavement if he tried.
This too, he talks tough shit but he's an enormous pussy. A troll once sent him a death threat and he responded by hiding under his covers and literally shitting in his bed. This was when he was in his late 20s.
Chris has significant trouble curling a 10 pound 12pack of soda. He doesn't have the ability to cause harm to another person, which is why his constant violent threat videos are so funny.
Why do you guys think Chris is going to do anything substantial?
He's a selfish coward
AS fucked? No, he's gotten a new (and completely reasonable) paranoid streak that wasn't there before the internet got hold of him.
But he'd be a far cry from normal. Everything else about him is his own making. For instance he was the one to, without any warning or provocation, tell a (chat)room full of random strangers that he regularly shits his pants. He was absolutely fucked before the internet found him, that's what made people so curious.
Yeah probably. He was already growing a list of people 'out to get him' long before the trolls came along.
If he was never discovered, he'd still be fucked up, just in a different way.
In the course of ten issues we've seen Chris:
- Ruin a man's life for ALMOST beating him up.
- Beat up hundreds of people who were under the effects of Mind Control.
- Name his town and everything in it after himself in a show of pure ego.
- Make Homosexual relations illegal.
- Have a telepath constantly scan the minds of everyone in the city to discern whether or not they are homosexuals, or having homosexual thoughts. These people are then arrested.
- Decree that no one may have a relationship without Chris's approval.
- Rape his future wife.
- Shoot an unarmed man in the knee caps.
- Kill 100 people for making fun of him the internet.
- Poison the world's water supply in a fit of Homophobia.
- Kiss a minor
- Break into a man's house and destroy his property for making comics he doesn't like.
- Put four people who murdered someone through a show trial.
- Brutally torture and kill them in ridiculous and over the top ways that couldn't be legal anywhere.
- One of the executioners was a child.
Meanwhile, the "Villains" of the comic:
- Slapped Couples for kissing.
- Beat up Chris for loitering.
- Make fun of his comics on the Internet.
- Were indirectly responsible for the deaths of two people (however, the collator damage caused by the fighting could also be linked to the Heroes as well as the Villains.)
- Killed a soulless Clone.
Keep in mind that the comic portrays Chris as unquestionably heroic.
> Killed a soulless Clone.
Wounded, actually. Issue 11 reveals that Simonla's bones are made of Simitanium, a metal stronger than adamantium, which also grants her tremendous regenerative abilities.
Man, I feel really bad about this shit. Yeah, Chris is Chris and Barb is Barb, but christ, the man's mother is dying and he's got no one to turn to for help. Must be horrible.
>those dogs are either dead, missing, or Chris just never mentions them
Blame Barb. She for whatever reason went to great lengths to never tell Cole who his real father was which pissed cole off to such a degree that he cut all ties with her, Chris and bob
This is the closest we'll get to much further fucking with him, I believe. Most trolls generally agree that at this point it's best to just spectate and document.
Yes, but for how long? How long before Chris sees through this and goes back to protesting Sonic's arm color?
He does have the advantage of SJWs defending him now that may enlighten him to the trolling.
>goes back to protesting Sonic's arm color?
I believe he recently declared that this was over and he had won.
>He does have the advantage of SJWs defending him now
Really? Surely they must realize that he is an actual misogynist.
>that may enlighten him to the trolling.
Even trolls have done this in the past, Chris doesn't care. If he sees through a ruse it will be on his own, never with outside help, because he won't believe anything he doesn't want to be true. He thinks Blanca was real and just betrayed him. He thinks Liquid Chris is his friend.
They haven't yet, actually. He's not just misogynistic, though, he's a giant transphobe. He calls other trans!women 'ladymen' and 'men with high pitched voices' and turned down multiple trans!women by saying he'd only date 'natural born females'.
Why anyone still believes he's legitimately trans at this point is beyond me.
He's getting fatter but he likes to stuff his manboobs to make them look like female ones.
>He does have the advantage of SJWs defending him now
Considering one of his latest videos proved he's extremely transphobic, those SJWs must be pretty dumb to defend him.
You all realize Chris is going to use his mom's death to try and get money out of his "fans", right? He'll try to play the sympathy card and will even probably lash out at her for leaving him alone to take care of everything. It doesn't even matter if he had relatives that liked him. No one would want to live with him. He's disgusting, lazy and selfish. Worst of all if they did ask him to move in with them he'd bring tons of junk, wouldn't work and wouldn't want to share his money for bills. He'd just play the dead parents card.
Even so, I doubt pity pennies from trolls will keep him afloat enough to enjoy the NEET lifestyle he is accustomed to. He's either going to to starve to death, or end up being institutionalized.
I dunno man. I feel like Barb finally croaking is what will break Chris completely. He may take a while to realize it because he's a fucking idiot, but Barb is the only person in the world who wants anything to do with him for any reason other than trolling him or egging him to do stupid shit. Once the bills and overdue notices start pouring in and his tugboat and the little extra cash he gets from his Etsy stop being enough, he's gonna have some problems.
Nah, he'll be genuinely torn up. His dad's death really fucked him up, the trolls actually aborted one of their ebin plans shortly after Bob passed because when they called him up Chris just started weeping into the phone for like a good half an hour. To this day the "inner circle" hasn't released the audio from that call out of some vague respect for his grief.
Chris is a lazy stupid slob but he's not emotionless.
"The Inner Circle" and the rest of the Kiwi Farms can fuck off and die. They're part of the reason Chris is such a miserable, madness-stricken wreck in the first place. Trolling and interacting with Chris is a bannable offense for normal users but the Inner Circle does it all the time and tries to prevent that knowledge from getting out.
It doesn't help that the Asperchu kid is worshiped like a god there, and he's the A-Loggiest fuck out of the bunch. In a just world he'd be regarded with the same "respect" as bluespike.
The scary part is, many of the "heroic deeds" of Chris sound awfully like the shit ISIS pulls in their territory. The question is now, did somebody at ISIS read Chris comic and think "Huh, thats actually not a bad idea..."?
Only way to watch that video
I think Chris doesn't really understand the concept of death, he thinks cartoons are real somewhere, he prolly thinks heaven is an actual place, and he also prolly talks to his dad at night, if it ever hits him, maybe that would set him straight a little, that or getting fucking beat up and realizing his made up magic shit ain't real,.
Question; one of the things that I really want to do in my life is potentially do a case study on Chris. Currently, I am majoring in psychology, and minoring in criminology. I like both of those a lot, and will be looking to graduate programs for both of them.
One of my concerns, however would be how easily I could potentially do research on this subject, of both Chris and the following of trolls that he has amassed. Obviously, this would work pretty well for social psychology. But, I'm kind of leaning more towards criminology programs right now.
How many logical hoops what I have to jump through to be able to do research on Chris and Chris's trolls in the lens of criminology? Is the stocking and harassment that Chris has received 'valid' enough criminal behavior to work as far as criminological research? I know people at the department of my university are researching sexual aggression and social media, which isn't too far off from what this whole mess is kind of like, as far as scale and scope.
This is the same Anon who mentioned wanting to do a case study on Chris before, so yeah. I'd really, really love to get my hands nice and dirty with this. If I could get something going before the shit really hits the fan after Barb dies, I'd be pleased as punch.
I am likely going to meet with some of the professors I'm closest with and discuss this with them, but they won't know Chris as well as we do.
You might as well just research internet stalking and harassment specifically and cite Chris and the whole wiki featuring him as an example case.
Trying to do a case study on him would require:
c) likely actual documentation, court or police reports
>Is the stocking and harassment that Chris has received 'valid' enough criminal behavior to work as far as criminological research?
You are sking the wrong crowd, you should ask your professors.
Having said that, don't listen to your professors. If you want to make any breakthrough you should take the wheel. YOU convince them that this is criminal behaviour, regardless of whether it's properly penalized by law.
I'm sure harrasment is already regarded as criminal behaviour, and the fact that the offenders are anonymous and ever changing doesn't mean this isn't harrasment. Even if by any means enforcement is not possible, it's still an intersting case on social dynamics and desensitization of crime in large groups, and argue that you can take a two sided approach, both criminal and psychological.
While you are at it, discuss how we try to have the moral highground by calling CWC on his bullshit and violent behaviour as an excuse to mock him.
If you couldn't think of all this by yourself, idk if you deserve it.
At least report back results, and add me to the thanks you's. My trip is "Fogata/RP."
>laughing at retard
While we're at it, let's just make it illegal to criticize anyone for any reason. Including celebrities and politicians. Sound like a good idea?
He openly admits, whenever something stresses him he shits himself. His pants his bed, whatever. And mind you, having to shake a mans hand is the type of shit he deems stressful.
Chris is delusional about his appearance. He's always drawn himself as a fat, barrel chested hero-guy in his comics, and since the transwoman thing started he's drawn himself as a svelte woman with a full head of hair.
Of course there are times in the the videos where he acknowledges, however briefly/temporarily, that he is out of shape or too heavy to do pull ups or whatever, so who knows. Like many questions revolving around Chris, the most succinct answer is "autism."
Only for his own selfish reasons. He tried (unsuccessfully) to guilt Cole into dropping his entire life and moving back to Ruckersville to take care of their bug-eaten mother so Chris will have more time to play with Legos and sell his amiibos.
No, dude. Chris admitted that he regularly shits himself. It's a combination of his shitty diet (fast food or microwave meals four times a day), lack of even the most basic exercise, chronic constipation due to the shitty diet and lack of exercise, and general autism.
That was three years ago though.
If Chris could go to jail for the stupid shit he's said on the internet, which has included said admitting to hiring a prostitute, death threats, threats of extortion and blackmail, and a number of other things, he would have been locked up a long time ago.
What baffles me is how little fucks barb gives. She has bloody puss filled holes in her ass with bugs living in them and THAT's not a wake up call?
I find it so hard to blame chris for his lifestyle cause he honestly doesn't know better. Barb who does doesn't give a fuck. She's perfectly fine with letting her son clean her ass for her. She won't clean her house, she won't clean herself, she's fine with just stewing like that.
Barb is such a garbage person that i feel bad that it's chris that we attack and fuck with.
It's like saying you smoke weed online though, and lord knows how many niggas post snapchats and vines of their blunts, but unless you're caught in the act you're a waste of time to police.
I'm still waiting for the day that the world at large learns about CWC.
His creations will be in museums as works of Outsider Art.
His life story will inspire at least a Lifetime Channel movie, several documentaries, and maybe a feature film.
There will be essays on his formation and development. Hardback books. Psychological studies.
And the normal folk will look upon him in horror.
God only knows how they'll view his followers.
Nope it isn't going to happen. Chris is a dope but he has the bare minimum skills required to live on his own (he can and does pay his bills and knows how to lock a door). He technically even has his own moderately successful small business.
He's a slob and a weirdo but he's not incompetent enough to be put away.
>Let's look at one on this illustration. Now here, we see its head is a basic human shape, but it only thinks evil and naughty thoughts. Note, its eyes are frowning; the[sic] stay that way 24/7. With this face, they rarely attract any women. This "badge" is a phony; it's really a cracker, covered in glitter-glue. It wards away all who approach it with its out-of-date breadstick. They wear basic black pants to cover their agil[sic], yet ugly legs; viens[sic], hair, and sores oh, my! Some, not all, wear a black gove[sic] to cover the spot where one finger fell of[sic] as it grew up. They wear brown shoes, because of their sausage feet.
He's grown resentful of the whole family because everyone he contacted refuses to go take care of his mother so he doesn't have to. No one in the extended Chandler family wants anything to do with those two.
>He technically even has his own moderately successful small business.
The only people who buy his shit are the people obsessed with him.
Besides, that whole "paying the bills" thing? When it's just him, his tugboat and the little money he gets from his Etsy isn't going to cover it. Plus he'll have funeral costs and shit to deal with, unless he begs his "fans" to donate.
The last time Cole visited Chris and Barb was back in 2000 for Chris's 18th birthday. Cole simply wanted to know who his father is, Barb is a bitch who won't tell, Cole apparently hired a private detective to research and found one guy who died a few years ago.
Chris only contacts Cole whenever he needs something. He pestered Cole for votes in that Parappa contest. He pestered Cole for money. And now he pesters Cole to take care of Barb.
this actually reads like a part of an interesting story like Alice in Wonderland gone horribly wrong.
It reminds me of this one weird DevArt page which had shit tons of MS Paint drawings with describtions straight out of Harlan Ellisons mind
I want to give Chris this just to see what he'd do with it.
>Chris VS. Reality
>so far Chris ha overcome EVERYTHING
>Chris beats reality via morphogenetics and in turns out "Yes, perception shapes reality"
>Chris drills through the heavens
...we follow him to CWCville.
I appreciate it very much, man. I'm mainly just looking for feedback where I can get it. There's definitely fertile ground for investigation, and making sure it's not just my fascination with the subject running amok is nice. I've been a biiiit trepidatious talking with professors whom I've made myself out to be a nice, innocent youth about browsing 4chan and following the daily antics of, well, Chris. If I want to research it thought that's just something I've got to get over and be ready to defend.
What we're doing here isn't illegal at all. The average CWC discussions on 4chan are just spectators and I don't feel there's much wrong with that at all. However, the organized trolling efforts and excessive documentation of his daily life could definitely be construed as criminal.
Yeah, I've been looking at social media interaction a lot in general as far as research interests go, and Chris & the CWCki is just such a wonderful data set on anonymous harassment, and it's just a gold mine waiting to be dug up.
Yeah, I missed that one. I'm gonna go ahead and blame autocorrect + hammering that out at like 3 am, and still feel shameful for it.
>We all suddenly become severely retarded as to make Chris the smartest person on earth.
>Then all men die at the same exact time.
>The pickling process becomes punishible by law
>The same with alcohol and drugs
>all religions replaced by sonichu and his warped version of christianity.
>Every woman is now a servant, a sex slave, or a yesman.
I don't want to think about the more out there things because i'm scaring myself.
the GET was so close.
Also: Barb is most likely not using the bathroom anymore. She lies in her shit. Shit, over time, turns into acid that burns away at her ass and gives insects even more to eat.
Have my word as an anonymous EMT that this is sadly not THAT uncommon in poverty ridden households.
>the organized trolling efforts and excessive documentation of his daily life could definitely be construed as criminal.
oh of course.
He's been stalked, extorted, excessively harassed, threatened several of times
>Barb currently has a colony of parasites living in her ass cheeks and is explained to be in pain tons of times
>Chris couldn't give a fuck and only feels bad for himself
most people with such issues have diabetus wich results in necrosis of thinner nerves (So they don't feel pain anymore) and extremeties plus MASSIVE damage at their knees and hips.
Also, when your body tells you to stop moving after you walked like 10 steps, because your heart can't deal with your shit body anymore, what do you do? You sit down and think of a way, so you don't have to walk again.
Solution? A bucket. Or just let go.
I once had to carry a fat piece of shit with 8 men from the fire department up a 4 story building, just to learn that she will just lie there on her couch and shit in a bucket. And who was responsible of whiping? Her son of course.
It's fucking easy to give yourself up, man. And if Chris-Chan would be your son... can you blame her?